lol we dem boys
Alex Smith is the most likeable person that ever existed.
Excellent play by Bo Nix
The aint's embarrassed Tom Brady several times.
>Jordan Love is considered an NFL QBlol
There is no green gay fan that is still alive that hasn't experienced non-stop hall of fame QB play.
>Mark Whalberg stomping some veitnam fucking shits starts playing.
>Daniels escaping the sophomore slump
This is the chud thread, the cool kids are over on reddit.
Virtual measurement. Lol.
>NFL fans: please srop being gay>Rodger Goodell: how can we make the NFL more gay?
>errrrmmmm ravens packers owlUm no sweetie I'm thinking it'll be Bills Kangz :)
And thats why you don't pay 31 year old runningbacks
desu this wasn't lamar's fault.
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
>>150670874Jordan Love is a worse QB than Eli Manning, he's never making the HOF
WHAT A GAME
>the bad guys win>againName a more scripted and gay sports league (you can't)
WHITEBROS WE EATING GOOD
FIRE JOHN HARBAUGH RIGHT FUCKING NOW. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PUNT THE BALL TO AN MVP UP ONLY 2 POINTS??????ALL THIS CUNT DOES IS LOSE US GAMES WITH HIS DUMBASS FUCKING DECISIONS
>game of the year is on its first Sunday nightWEW, can't wait to be let down for the shittiest game of the year between the two ZESITIEST teams tomorrow
LET'S FUCKING GO
This is a great thread after a great sport game. To smeff
Ratbirds are ass
>>150678043Tomorrow will be entertaining just to watch gayleb suffer
>>150678079Oh that's fucking perfect of course it's a redditgami on top of everything elseI'm out
>>150670281>the absolute fucking state of lameme runningblackson and the baltimurder ratbirdsIs there no advantage they can’t choke away
Tom Brady is licking my balls lovingly
Henry fumbles a lot in big games btw
>>150678136>Tom Brady’s son is old enough to post here nowWhere does the time go
whatever. ravens showed tonight they are the best defense in the league. rest of the division is ass we're good
Henry. My office. Now.
Tonight there’s a total lunar eclipse for people between Europe and Australia. Sorry, not visible for those of us in North or South America
>>150677963I honestly didn't really put much thought into it when people were saying it was scripted before, but it really does feel like this might be true. If NFL really is scripted, just need to just tell us upfront and stop the kayfabe shit.
>>150678136I love your dad
My Vikings tomorrow.
>>150678367Micah will be too distracted by this White Kween
>>150678367wtf is this shit
>>150678583Male cheerleaders have been a thing for awhile now little bro.
>>150678727Really?
>>1506787392018 it seems like but go ahead and be made about some fag or whatever. Just sayin.
GO BILLS! 40 - 41!
>>150678727>we snuck them under the radar for a few years so now you just have to accept it, goy
>>150678769I didn't know.
>>150678807Yeah under the radar on the NFL and national tv with millions and millions of viewers.
>>150678807>under the radarpeople were seething about it en masse
>>150678367This the new Femboyish scene?
>>150670281Daniel Jones truthers are low IQ mouthbreathers
kiwicuck is KWABOTY candidate one week in
>>150678367Caleb Legacy game incoming
>>150678367
>Ravens win probably was at 99.1 % in the 4th with a 40-25 lead and with less than 5 minutes to go>Still loseOh no no no no
Thoughts on girl cousins?
>>150678012All the teams that won (except the Rams) were good guys though.
Lamar said they didn’t go on 4th and 3 because he was “cramping”
>Embarrasses the greatest franchise in NFL historyLike it or not we're going to the Superbowl this season, cabrón.
>>150679107I don't understand why defensive backs don't just stab the opposing wide recievers
>>150679127>implyingThe Pats without Brady are like the Saints without Brees. Completely irrelevant and worthless.
Lads I have a good feeling about this season after today. The last few seasons have kind of sucked, actually some of the last few seasons sucked ass real hard, but I feel like today was a good omen. I think we might actually be in for a good season this year.
>>150679137We don't sign our posts here.
>>150679126
>>150679126Cramping the ravens style!!!!!!!!!Heyooooooooooooooooooo!
>>150679140Cope. The pats will never be relevant again.
Shit teams
I see my Chiefs have made the flyovers seethe again.
>>150679152Nah I won't
>>150679158*calls ICE on you and your entire family*
>>150679158
guys for the sake of the thread please dont reply to the muttlover
>>150679154I have a horrible feeling that the Texans are going to be absolute ass this year. The Cowboys are basically doomed to not get better for the foreseeable future but it feels like the Texans will somehow be worse.
Call ICE on this bussy.
Go Bills
If Kamala won the election "we" were gonna get a Mahomes / Rattler SuperBowlThank the lord that didn't happen.
>>150679159Your concession has been accepted
The refs did everything they could to give the giants the W but russel Wilson is legitimately garbage and couldn't follow the script >7 tries on the 3 and you get an fg
Ravens should’ve cashed out for parsons or a good safety/cb
/NFL/My bedThe bunch of frozen sausages I brought to bed My buttholeGoing to be a fun nightHow is everyone enjoying their first NFL Sunday of the 2025 season?
Bills have a better teamRavens have a better QBDiscuss
>>150679166I think the Colts have a real shot at the AFC South. Dolphins are bad but no one in the NFL is so bad that a shit team could score on every drive. It hasn't happened in fifty years
>I see my Chiefs have made the flyovers seethe again.
>>150679179what kind of pussy only throws 19 times
>>150679171I mean their NFL team left them hanging and their team's primary color is their skin color kek
>>150679181The Colts are winning the south its irsays memorial season
>>150679179Yeah I'd agree. Lamar didn't make any mistakes. That fumble after the handoff cost him the game meBut it was so close that if these teams met again in January no one would be surprised at it going the other way
>
top 10 QB
>>150679192still havent recovered from SBLIX
>>150679120>What NFL team has the most Indian fans? Bengals?Whichever team is most successful. Those people have no concept of supporting the underdog.
>>150679194>detoilet defense
>>150679192>Chargers look great>Broncos look great>Raiders look decentChiefs might be in trouble for the division this year. At the very least it'll be a fight.
>>150679200I don't believe in Blow Dicks.
Do Colts fans really think beating up on an imploding Dolphins team is impressive?
>>150679196But what about da boiz
>>150679208No, but beating up on them in a way that hasn't been done in decades is
>>150679205>gave up more points than broncos and chargers combinedwow didn't see that until nowkek
>>150679200>>Broncos look great
Who can stop us?
>>150679216But only Hakka is Latinx
>>150679208>lose>uhhh we suck anyway why are you happy that your team wonI don't think there's anything more pathetic than this
>>150679214I'll add onto this by saying that you won't see the Ravens do it to the Browns next week and that's a much bigger gap in skill. Ravens are championship level easily but they won't score on every drive next weekend
>>150679162I'm White, try again flyover>>150679164>week 1 standingsLiterally nobody cares flyover
>>150679220The same team that's stopped you every January for four years
>>150679222player races are irrelevantonly the race of fans matters
why does the mlb get so much criticism it's steroid era and players during that time but the nfl probably had only of handful of natty players in the past 40 years.
>>150679220i would bite her toes right off
>>150679220Whoever the NFC spits out for the Owl, unfortunately...
>>150679226Sanchez, you're probably some anchor baby in Texas, don't lie
Football :)
>>150679220made for lamar jackson and derrick henry
>>150679226The Chiefs are literally the flyover team lolMaybe Denver is arguably a flyover team but Colorado sees more action than Kansas City
>>150679233the steroid era of baseball was the peak of baseball though
>>150679240erotic gay sex with young animes :)
https://www.youtube.com/live/z6zoJdfLwA0
>>150679226>guy living in missouri calling a guy that lives in manhattan a flyover lol are they really this retarded?
>>150679192>losing by 1000 percentage pointsstate of poofs football
>>150679253manhattan is a flyinto shithole
Would be hilarious if the Clots game wasn't a fluke against a horrendous team and Danny Dimes has a career resurgence
>>150678929>Bryce YoungThe blatant refball against my Jaggies was disgustingly obvious. HOWEVER, THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
>>150679253Manhattan, Kansas?Yep, flyover
>>150679220HomuGODs I kneel
>>150679259>helps fund your shithole welfare state with fedtax on international financial services amongst other thingsok lol keep doing meth after your shift at the plant buddy
hopefully you didn't buy the pant turd/bryce young hype kek
>>150679166>I have a horrible feeling that the Texans are going to be absolute ass this yearBack to the cuckshed
>>150679245in a sport like baseball that just encourage retards that only like home runs to watch the game. sports fans are idiots that hate any subtle technical strategy and only like flashy big plays because theyre double digit iq dipshits
ALEJANDRO ESPOSITO SEETHING KEK!
Does anyone else think sometimes that all sentient life should cease to exist?
>>150679273fake news, your city is a shithole full of peasants who take trains everywhere instead of based cars
>>150679271Where did you get that picture of me
1. Aaron Rodgers2. Josh Allen 3. Justin Herbert4. Jordan Love5. Lamar Jackson
>>150679282no i'm not a republican
So Jake Moody definitely has some Epstein tier shit on York/Shanahan/Lynch right? It is genuinely unfathomable to me that he is still on the team, and as much as they try to sugarcoat it it's very clear that not a single person on the team doesn't trust him, and rightfully so
Rodgers is 10x the QB Mutthomo thinks he is.
>>150679278politics here have been gay since rudy days, everybody knows and nobody making over 80k cares because politics only really effect poorfags
Vamos rams.
>>150679289stay mad, we're winning another ring this season and y'all will keep seething
>>150679290*not a single person trusts him
>>150679296
>>150679297Don’t reply to Alejandro Chikaner
>>150679179It's literally the opposite. >QBBills>HBRavens>TE/FBTie>WRRavens, by ridiculous margin>OLRavens (more depth)>DefenseThe Ravens D is so much better than the Bills it's not even funny.Fuck off. Allen is the best QB in the league and it's not close.
>>150679290Maybe he's related to somebody high up in the front office. It's like how everybody's always theorized that the reason the Dallas Mavericks keep Dwight Powell around is because he's Mark Cuban's illegitimate son.
This list would be perfectly accurate if you swapped the Steelers and the Bills.
>>150679311>Chiefs aren't in Bottom 3That's how you know it's bullshit
Nfl rigged it (1 second) to set up the season storylines. Nfl has never been on this 1 second bullshit but they knew everyone was watching this game all the swiftie and whatnot
>>150679283that's the servant class and both of our statements are true at the same timedaily reminder if you care about such things you are also probably servant class
>>150679293I unironically hope someone HEEMs Mutt this year. That shoulder drop as he was going out of bounds was the gayest shit I've seen out of a Chiefs player in the past decade and thats saying a lot
Holy shit, the Lions offensive line is absolute ass and OC Morton is a full-on retard...
my packies :)
>>150679311>chiefs top 5we truly own the league
>alejandro damage control
If Caleb busts, I'm dousing myself in lighter fluid and lighting myself on fire in front of my family
>>150679323Sydney Brown is your guy
>>150679268Bryce Young is genuinely a Make-A-Wish QBthey coddled him so hard after going from the 34th best QB to 27thit's like they felt bad for shitting on him so hard his rookie year that they're trying to make him feel better
>>150679326Lmao.
>>150679323He always does cutesy shit on the sidelines and it's an easy contender for the most annoying, cancerous play in the league.
Which team do they support?
>>150679318Nobody cares mexicans are cool
>>150679166CJ Fraud is mid and people are finally realizing his rookie season was a fluke. The tape is out.
>>150679343Falcons
>>150679330Caleb is gonna bust alright, right into the bussy of that viking cheerleader
>>150679343loins
>>150679343Eagles
>>150679323put the bounty out, Sean
>>150679344Do not reply to Alejandro Chikaner
>>150679345I get that the line is bad but he straight up can't function without a clean pocket whatsoever. Even in his rookie season he took a fuck ton of sacks
>>150679311>according to gambling.com
just give that same energy towards dan campbell that you've been giving to sirianni all these years
>>150679343Falcons or Titans
According to /NFL/, everyone playing today is shit, everything about the product is shit, I should not only stop watching the NFL, I should just straight up kill myself because nothing in life is worth it and trying is pointless.
>>150679343Falcons or Saints. Them negresses down south are built different.
>>150679343As someone with low standards, there is not a single fuckable person in that webm. Gross
I'm gonna post the AFCW standings again in a couple minutesJust watch how the chiefs fan chimps oit to it again for the sixth time in 30 minutes
>>150679345They just caught teams off guard going vertical in 2023. Guy is pretty bad
>>150679327
>>150679360TRVKE
>>150679370Be sure to post a webm with it!
>>150679326>what no Frank Ragnow does to a mf
>>150679357Ohio State QB
>>150679343At least 3 of them would start for the Giants O line
>>150679230I hate your guts, but I hope you get the swiftie rangebanned by using his flag
>>150679360real niggas always knew dan cumbutt was nothing but a rah rah fraud
>all of this when Justin Sayin is going to lead the next Rams dynasty
>>150679343that's a Dallas party if i've ever seen one
>>150679280Sorry but boreball is shit, who wants to sit there for HOURS watching literally nothing happen?MLB needs to take a page from the NFL and drastically increase hitting/scoring, most of the boomer baseball fans who like watching pitching battles are old and dying off while potential zoomer fans have the attention span of a fruit fly.
You faggots are so pessimistic, relentlessly moping about every QB that doesn't throw 50/50 for 600 yards and 10 TDs.
>>150679380>when Frank Ragnow is replaced with Evasive Towellater
>>150679385That's a different flag. The swiftie is from the UAE this fag is using a Palestinian flag.
>>150679387I meant Julian Sayin forgive me
>Detroit window status
>>150679395Good counter to the constant glaze of everyone you see in the media
>>150679387He's 6'1" and has a noodlearm
>>150679390senooooor you canot hate on the baseball that is the only sport us browns are competitive in senooooooooor
>>150679345>>150679357You now realize we are probably less than three years away from somebody leaking a tape of a conversation in one of the front offices where someone blatantly says "Stop drafting black quarterbacks" or something functionally identical.
>>150679398Same shit
>>150679388>me after hitting that 3 win parlay today
>>150679404No, we're just all fucking miserable losers who can't see the positive in anything.
>Mahomes tapeposters were right in the endThe apology has to be as loud as the disrespect
Whoever keeps posting rage bait about people being bad people for being racist to get people to post extra racist shit just so they can report it and get them banned after the fact, I am going to find you, and I'm going to fuck you in the ass until you love me, and then I'm going to break your goddamn heart into a million pieces and laugh when you kill yourself because you can't take the pain of not getting fucked like that anymore. I will exploit you being a massive faggot to destroy you to the point you take your own life. Racism is based, it will always be based, nobody would be racist if there was no reason to ascribe certain behaviors to groups of people, and if those behaviors weren't true then being racist wouldn't be funny and you goddamn well know it is very often just funny and isn't hateful at all enough for you to seethe about it hard enough to try to get people banned for it. You're an 'igger and I'm going to turn your asshole inside out until you cum so hard you never want to cum any other way ever again, and then I'm going to ghost you, and you're going to kill yourself. Because you're a faggot.
>>150679404a good counter would be nuanced insights and valuable discourse, not reactionary hating
>>1506793883 rings you flyover faggot
>>150679357>Pocket passer can't function without a pocketRiveting take
SB MVP Jalen Hurts
>>150679343Whichever one tastes best deep fried.
>>150679413Masculine mentality. Only soon to be dead goobers frolick through the woods in the wild with smiles on their faces
Drake Maye is a bust
The Chiefs may actually start the season 1-3. I think the Eagles are going to gradually wear them down in a 27-16 kind of game.
>>150679421hey guys he did the thing!fucking kek
Don’t let the ravens choke distract you from the fact that Danny Dawgs’s Colts have a better record than Mahomo’s Chiefs.
Lions are about to lose to da bears lol
>>150679422Didn't Herbert put up good numbers with 32nd rated oline his rookie year?
>>150679420I've been roasting Stroud since /cfb/. You act like Stroud hate came out of nowhere
>>150679422Pocket passers can minimize the effects of a weak O-line with good pocket awareness/movement and getting the ball out quickly, the fact that he's getting sacked this much means he's holding onto the ball too long
>>150679416being racist is badits not a meme
Hopefully we get the Owl we should have gotten last year...Bills/Eagles.
>>150679430I don't consider any of you emotional faggots to be masculine.
>>150679416based racistracism and competitions in competing racism philosophies is the heart and soul of 4chan
>>150679443ewww the reddit bowl
>>150679443Bills-Packers
>>150679444I could heem you in one second stringbean.
What a peculiar remark
>>150679438Nah that was you
>>150679445a filthy jew hater would say something like this
>>150679434If Jameis starts for the giants they lose that game too
Was rookie mac jones elite?
>>150679452>a filthy jewyour post started off so well
>>150679440Good pocket passers that win anything have never take 55 sacks regardless of circumstance
>>150679439To be entirely fair, he has never had a decent offensive line with the Toxins at any part of his career thus far and his current line is the worst one yet. It's nearly as bad as it was with Carr in the early days.
>>150679449I have lightning fast reflexes and would catch your pathetic punch and then crush your hand.
>>150679450he's very jolly in that photo
>>150679445Being racist on 4chan is healthy. A part of normal cognitive development in children.
Most people will blame Henry, Harbaugh, or Jaire but the real blame goes to the d-line. Barely any pressure and once Allen left the pocket he had a free ticket to do whatever he wanted. Roquan Smith looked like Helen Keller out there. The ravens defense is scotch tape held together by Kyle Hamilton. In hindsight trading for Parsons isn’t a crazy idea after all.
Will the lights be too bright for Gayleb tomorrow? Will he be seduced by the Vikings’ male cheerleaders?
If Josh Allen is the Vegeta of the NFL, who is Lamar?
>>150679450his bussy is still dilated from that ramming herbert gave him
>>150679446>implying redditbowl isn't chiefs and faggyninershuh?
I'm not predicting anything ever again. I have no idea how anything will turn out so I give up.
>>150679462ban evading kekhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150670281/#150679182isp rangeban looms spic bro
>>150679442Go ahead and get your asshole cleaned out for me, lube up, and put a plug in it. I'll be there in just a bit. I'm going to rape your bussy until the room smells like precum and sweat and I'm not going to stop until I hear you scream racial slurs at the top of your lungs until you're hoarse.
>>150679472that's the based 4chan bowlbased mahomes vs based bosa
>>150679426Is there a better QB than Hurts in the NFC?
>>150679468Calebb sucks cock regardless
>>150679450I wonder if he and his family are into weird shit. Like how Brady's Brazilian wife practiced spooky Amazonian magic.
>>150679311>the ranking is the reverse of how often people from the city use sports gambling sites
>>150679481jared goff
>tua was always an nfl caliber qbLMAOLOLEnjoy that chart once he retires. Dude might hit just passed Jason Campbell stats when he is done. Too small. Lefty. Weak Division with piss poor team management. Fuckthe spamming nagger with a flag that posts here, probably some nerd stat fag with the team. Daneils is gone by week 5 when the phhhhhins go 1-4. Complete rest over what? Some fucking meme bullshit for 5 years? The Bills are on the radar...lucky they won tonight, but I PROMISE YOU....Bills will lose week 18 inthe same fashion and the same squad will be back next year. NFL GMS are fucking retards. Don't ask me for a source or for a reference.... Tua won't hit 20,000 in a career @ me
>>150679481Jordan Love
>>150679477Fuckoff with your racist shit itt go back to pol
>>150679460>I have lightning fast reflexes and would catch your pathetic punch and then crush your hand.
>>150679462anime
>>150679481Stafford
>>150679137they went to the owl twice without brady
I turned the game off when niggermore went up by 20, what the FUCK happened
>>150679455If he stuck with McDaniels potentially.
>>150679489thisso much this
>>150679487this drunk retard watches NFLhow old are you
>>150679481Nope, but Arch will be arriving soon
>>1506794804chan bowl would be two most racist cities so probably Pats and Eaglesyou speak backwards and faggy and your shit is retarded
>>150679487>nagger Cowardice is winning in this thread.
>>150679490Bait used to be believable, and your asshole used to be able to close tight enough to not need diapers. Tonight that all changes.
>>150679492I have super strength, durability, and athleticism as well as instant healing. You cannot physically hurt me.
>>150679481jayden danielskyler j lovestaffordbakercaleb if he ends up being a good passer.
>>150679380>what no Frank Ragnow does to a mfAn OC needs to be capable adjusting to facts on the ground, not keep trying to run up the middle when it clearly isn't working. Lions RBs Montgomery and Gibbs had a _combined_ 44 yards in the game.And does the loss of Ragnow somehow mean Goff, Amon-Ra, Jamo, LaPorta and now Teslaa forgot how to play football, because they couldn't do shit either.No, that's on OC Morton and if the Lions lose to the Bears next week, that mother fucker needs to be fired.Last year we were hearing that Tanner Engstrand (who just had a great game as OC for the Jets) was Ben Johnson's heir apparent and he had been with the team since 2020 but instead we got this dumbass...
>>150679501enjoy the permaban/rangeban paco
>>150679490
>>150679507I follow the celtics pretty closely and this actually makes the most sense tbdesu
>>150679169I dont think the saints are ready yet after all those penaltiesChiefs flags will drown them
>>150679511You have nothing. You are less than dirt beneath my feet. I poop on you kid. You're lucky that you get to hide behind that monitor.
>>150679479hot
Harry Colon got ‘em swollen.
>>150679519Didn’t answer my question.
>>150679523My mere presence would have you quaking in your boots. My divine aura is unmatched.
>>150679505old enough to watch people like Tua fall in the NFL. The 3 years you see him on the television (youtubes) might be a flash but this dude cannot compete. Out of the league in the next 3 years
RAMS WIN
Who here /uncuniversity/?
I could be a player in this league. All I need is some coaching. I can do it coach I know I can
>>150679530If you're such an old fag, give me a state only pre 2088 niggers would know or respect
>>150679469
>>150679526Harry Colon should meet Michael Penix in the box, it would be a real game of inches.
>>150679529>divine auraDon't you DARE commit blasphemy in MY thread. There is only one man with a divine aura and that is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
>>150679390i don't have anything to add other than im an old boomer fan who likes pitching excellence such ashttps://youtu.be/oh-AxpN3c6w?si=INyxYS-w5IjdPEy0
>>150679158Yeah we're totally seething over the Chiefs being 0-1 and before that getting dominated in the Super Bowl. It's over bro, enjoy the memories.
>>150679469Lamar is Krillin
>>150679507you sound like an edgy loser
>>150679542*Josh Allen
>>150679538The moderators of this board, ( all 4 of them) also monitor other boards including /pol/ and /b/, One of their names used to be a bannable offense even mentioning it (ruggadagod)
I think the Superdome should installed several turrets around the stadium to stop the opposing team from scoring. I think they also should bury landmines on the other team's sideline and poison their Gatorade.
Rattler looked good today
It just doesn't feel like the Patriots anymore, does it?
>>150679544It won't be over until Mutthomes gets Theismanned. It will happen, I am speaking it into existence.
its crazy how much the chiefs mean to brown people
>>150679549Like all Bills fans you are going to burn in hell for eternity.
>>150679544yeah sounds like you're seething we enjoy the memories but we know we'll be making more memories in february while you're crying like a baby back bitch
>>150679554>>150679555>>150679556bot posts
Is there ANYONE who honestly believes Henry is not on gear?
>>150679556Drake Maye is a bust
>>150679542>some scrawny Jew who got nailed to a crossKWAB
>>150679548I was paraphrasing a Mike Judge script who's an edgy loser Supreme so yeah ig
>>150679567Jew
>>150679335This is the best AI girl I've seen on here. Nice ass.
>>150679561You're going to hell too. In fact, all of us are going to hell.
>>150679555>1 score game with the 0 TD Gnats at less than 5 minutes on the clockCmon now
>>150679566fire McDaniels and maybe you can still turn it around
>>150679554>>150679555>>150679556bot posts and I will spam it until somebody acknowledges the time stamps
Wait, Danny Footstamps was the qb of the colts?! wtf?! Any reactioncaps of Bahamanon seething over Danny stunting on Pooa?
>>150679555>>150679554>>150679556bot poststime stampsnobody caresgo NFL goy!
>>150679577Nah, most of us are going to be watching football in heaven while laughing at you heathens burning forever.
>>150679561nah I'll probably just go to hell for the homicides I did in college back in '02
>>150679556Pats are just going back to their pre Brady days, largely irrelevant.
>>150679566Speaking of bust:>>150679556
>>150679585You're a hateful piece of shit, you're going to hell.
>>150679562Ooh-hoohoo, it appears I've struck a nerve. Don't worry, at least no one can ever take "best career start for a QB" away from you.
>150679585>150679586>150679586>150679588>150679591you're talking to scripts and indians running a program...look at this>>150679583
>>150679543I'm a 57 year old boomer but I was never into baseball because watching pitching for 3 hours is boring as fuck.Just as the NFL adapted the game to exciting high scoring passing plays, baseball needs to also adapt.Soccer also, who the wants to watch 90mins of nothing all for it to end in a 0-0 tie?
>>150678367dis mf bout to awaken some things in people
>>150679586based mafiachad
>>150679515Morton plus a god-awful O line.
>>150679593>>150679594>>150679595Care to explain, phaggot?
>both LA teams are undefeated this seasonflyovers will kneel NOW
Just keep replying to bots, its good for you, sports goyfucking idiots having the same conversations for years now and thinking it is normal online
>>150679593God commands us to hate sin. It's not too late to accept Jesus into your heart faggot.
>>150679602We had a gay relationship last year and he still doesn't want to talk about it.
I stroke my cock to the thought of Mahomes bulling my wife and three kidsfeels great to be a Missourian
>>150679609I already accepted Jesus into this bussy
>>150679200>Broncos look greatBo Nix needs to chill out and Sean Payton's playcalling is atrocious. Bo Nix is Dook Poopscoot right now, shit throwing mechanics and poor accuracy and the gameplay doesn't want to give him any designed runs and try to hamstring him as a statue pocket passer without fixing his issues there.>>150679537That's not how bell curves operate; that graph is retarded.
>>150679622>mahomes>bullyingHe’s the cuck anon
>>150679622kek
>>1506796222/10 falseflagA Vikings fan would only let men much darker than Mahomo fuck his wife.
lel
>>150679630Dak is way better than Blo Dix. This isn't close.
>>150679635wow you must be really smart
>>150679607Stop calling me a bot, before I get angry.
>>150679602>>150679614what the fuck do you meanexplain it youdumb fucking zoomer nigger? you're talking to the same 100 people over and over again on various topics and you're the retard thinking it's a realconversation.When, and when,the internet is shutoff worldwide for a prolonged period of time, you will understand what is happening
>>150679644You sound like a mindbroken bitch lmao
daily reminder I stroke my cock to thought of Mahomes fucking my ass feels great to live in Missouri
Today was a sign from God. I'm meant to bandwagon the Bills this season. Jesus take the wheel.
>>150679555Razor(less)cakes need to be moved upToxins need to be moved downDigits need to be checked, in triplicateOtherwise solid
>>150679652>ostensibly white man just now figures out he's supposed to support the team with the white fans and a white qb
>>150679650Son, get the fuck out of here. I have been here before your mother was taking non condom nut shots for phone before the razr phone. You're generation is a fucking retarded and you just have to admit computer nerds still get bullied?
what's the point of having a TV if I don't get to two finger my asshole to Mahomes interviews? There is none and that's all I use it for
>>150679657Who raped you?
>>150679641Yeah but he was shit early and game manager at best and was hamstrung by the clapper at the time like Bo Nix is not having any designed run plays; also Bo Nix has the same shit mechanics Dook had early on running to the right and having to jump for a solid throw.>>150679635>MissourianYou're the dumbass who thinks the Chiefs aren't Flyover Central, aren't you?
>>150679657reeks of LLMslop, say something racist nigger
>>150679564Newsflash retard, the entire league is on gear and has been since the 70's
>>150679555Raiders won without Jeanty doing anything most of the game. I almost wanna have some hope now.
might be a controversial opinion but I love fucking my own asshole with a Mahomes bobbleheadI love KC so much
>>150679657GOOD MORNING SIR
what QB gives the best bussy???
Anyone else want to see the ultra wealthy gain more power and continue to fuck everyone over? I honestly genuinely fucking hate my fellow man and want most of us to suffer.
>beat the patriots and some anons think >we’re backI hope you younguns don’t get your hopes up. It can always go wrong so fast. Don’t forget the Pats didnt have Christian Gonzalez
>>150679673The one and only.
How does Harbaugh still have a job after this? How?
>>150679644Risperidone and lamictal, now.
>raiders won>chiefs got humbled>got to see a good SNF gameI missed football season, bros, so comfy https://youtu.be/AOPgjKQqs2Q
>>150679683Mahomes should be allowed to shoot defenders
>>150679679Yeah I still think the defense will be ranked near the bottom of the league again.
>>150679673Jalen Hurts and it's not even a question. He can squat 600lbs, he can milk fat loads out of even the most shrimpdicked queefs cuck for hours.
>>150679679>>150679683Duality
Mind broken brown beat writer bitchesGo justify that paycheck to your CFO when you tell him you spent money on some indians spam posting your cause when some random called you a nigger in chatfucking faggots
>>150678118HAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOSER
>>150679679On the bright side, you have a QB that can actually throw the ball
>>150679679raiders are going 11-5 and you will like it
>>150679600>Morton plus a god-awful O line.It wasn't just the Oline, the entire offense was garbage and it was the #1 offense last season.That's on OC Morton.Also, good thing the Lions didn't waste any money resigning Za'Darius...
>>150679679You have Tom Brady now raidersbro
>>150679680Is that Caleb Williams?That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, diverse, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Caleb screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That wigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Caleb and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Caleb Williams, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.That nigga Caleb Williams stole my heart and drank my seed.
>>150679681Literally worse than Eberflus’ last game on the Bears. Unfortunately there’s no immediate replacement for him and I don’t think Monken wants to be down on the sideline.
>>150679682>my wife is medded up, I keep her tamed with sports and my constant internet cultureYou're the first one in line nerd, you don't know it
>>150679676I kekked heartily
week 1 is almost over, it's not too late to confess your worst preseason prediction and repent. I'll start>I was wrong about J Daniels sophomore slump
>>150679644Care to simplify that for me, jabroni?
>>150679681He has then competitive almost every year, that's how bub.
Ravens season is fucking OGRE
>>150679697Yeah he was good, but again, it was the patriots. If the raiders do beat the chargers, which I have to painfully admit look fucking elite, then I’ll get optimistic
>>150679703He's not a wigga.
>>150679679stfu and let me talk my shit now while I can
>>150679705Yeah you're definitely a schizo and a drunk one at that. Get some sleep retard before you go off the deep end.
IANAL so can anyone tell me if it's illegal to hire transexual prostitutes to dress up as Mahomes and fuck my asshole? It's hard to believe anything that feels so amazing could be ok to doI live in Branson, MO if that helps
Any other team would and should be mind broken by this but for Ravenschads it’s just another day
>>150679699Do you think loins lose to the bears next week?
Raiders might go second in the west my nixxies look bad
>>150679711I bullied faggots like you growing up and I need a new victim, care to identify yourself for me and test your mettle> Didn't think so, faggot fucking keyboard spamming culture loving fucking city nerd
>>150679736Walled tranny
>>150679709I thought the Toxins would actually be good this year. They're going to be lolcows.
>>150679709Bryce Young’s a fucking bust, I thought he had turned it around
>>150679726Oh....time to bring up the lolcow farm list of who was doxxed on this website eh? Let's see who is the real retard
>>150679734>Do you think loins lose to the bears next week?If they play like they did today, yes.The Lions looked like dogshit, on both sides of the ball.
all of you bussyposters and vikings cheerleader posters think youre real funny but i, as a gay $(ers fan, think it's quite distasteful the way you constantly go on about queer community. some might say you doth protest too much.
IT'S ONLY BEEN ONE FUCKING GAME! WE STILL DON'T KNOW SHIT!
>>150679738>>150679741If I identified all /sp/ trannies in charge of this board would I get banned or should I link the doxx list?
>>150679709>thought the Panthers would be decent (absolute dogshit)>thought the Patriots would be decent (still bad)>thought the Lions would still be good even if they're not as dominant (looked terrible and directionless)I wasn't as low on the Clots as a lot of other people, while I didn't expect this caliber of performance from Jones I knew they had a decent team outside of the QB situation. I was 50/50 on Nix but he looked like absolute trash, not that it mattered with how good the defense is
>Gaylen SquirtsO-line baby. Any questions
>>150679745Speak for yourself.
Hey sisters is it normal if my husband likes watching me get fucked by random Mexicans wearing a Patrick Mahomes jersey? Once or twice a week but lately he's been pushing me to do it twice a day.Anyone else in Missouri deal with this issue before?
>nobody remembers the 4chan mod dozz lista simple google search on farming kiwis will show you who runs this board>it's what you expect
>>150679743They will be demoralized if they lose next week. Not how I was expecting to feel at all. It truly was dogshit.
Seahawksisters, im bandwagoning the Pete Carroll raiders
Why does he look autistic even with a gf
>>1506797Pp09pp9934 Ben will drag Cale9b to the W hes not losing the "i was the reason Dan Campbell l pp9p0ppppppppp9
Happy to see the Jags bring a win home for our queenie.
>>150679679I think if they can get Jeanty going then they could make a good run
>>150679758She's grabbing her nuts like one of those Black rapper guys. Regardless, T-Hunt's wifey is way hotter.
Hey fellow Bransonites I've been having issues with my wife lately. She's been refusing to let me bring back Mexicans to fuck her even though I dress them up as Mahomes? I thought she liked it at first but now she says she wants to fuck Haitians too? AITAH???
nobody likes me but at least my fav team win
>>150679769I mean. This is the way. Full stop.
>>150679773shut up and play yer guitar
Haven't seen a melty like this in a while
>>150679698Buddy there's 17 games now.
>>150679768Are you blind?
>>150679758she's a hard 6 in LA
Women are dangerous to be around so I prefer to spend time with males
>>150679782A Miami 4
>>150679781She looks like a hot Mexican stripper, what's the problem?
>>150679756>They will be demoralized if they lose next week. Not how I was expecting to feel at all.I'm already demoralized. I expected some adjustment with the new coaching and maybe even a loss in a close game by a last minute Packers field goal but not a complete fucking collapse.Again; the Lions had the #1 offense last season and now...>It truly was dogshit.Dan Campbell needs to _immediately_ step in and take over play calling because hiring Morton as OC was obviously a huge mistake.
.[Cross-post from /r/kansascity]Anyone have a Mahomes jersey I can borrow?The last homeless Ethiopian immigrant I brought back to fuck my asshole senseless ripped the one I usually use for sexytimes. any help would be really appreciated!!
>>150679745I know that the Packers are legit AF.
"How are they still in the fucking NFL" players, 2025 edition>Calais Campbell>Nick Folk>Joe Flacco>Josh Johnson>Thomas Morstead
>>150679793They should phase Montgomery out a little bit and only use him for short yardage. He's just a mid bloke who struggled in Chicago and looked better for awhile because the Lions offense could do no wrong.
jenny gets me a hard 6>>150679777don’t play anymore , ive conceded that im just someone that can play sometimes, not someone that knows how to play or is worth listening toam entirely worthless, wasted so many years. it is what it is. just like being a raiders fan, it doesnt matter it will never mean anything
>>150679801Joe is basically ol reliable. Probably wouldn’t hurt to give Gabriel a few starts though.
>>150679793the packers are just that good this year #1 defense easy
>>150679801>Von MillerCould've sworn this unc was retired
Hey fellow KC redditors! I recently got divorced and have been going to gaybars with my Mahomes jersey so people would know I wanted them to wear it while I sucked their cock before prepping it for my asshole, but my ex-wife is claiming the jersey in divorce proceedings. I only have 17 dollars in my account and I don't work. What should I do?!?
>>150679805F
>thread has zero screenshots of the AFCW divisional standings posted Come on man, live it up the Chiefs aren't going to be at the basement of the West all season, so get your laughs on now.
Is it possible to trade coaches? I would gladly replace Harbaugh with Cambell. At least he’s going to end a game in a blaze of glory instead of slowing down and pussying out. Also he possesses accountability.
>>150679824>the Chiefs aren't going to be at the basement of the West all seasonTrue, they'll be as high as third when all's said and done
it doesnt mayter
Fuck Josh McDipshit
hi y’all! i’m a woman who has been a football fan since i started walking, a chiefs fan for just as long, and a taylor swift fan for over 15 years and i genuinely want to say that this sub is the safest space that i have been in as a woman interested in football. i’m a silent member, but y’all are so kind, never hateful, and never misogynistic. you’ve accepted swifties with open arms and that makes me so proud! being a woman who lives for football, it’s hard engaging in conversation in spaces that are frankly frightening for women! but y’all continue to make me happy i know friday sucked, but i hope all of your fantasy teams won and i hope y’all have a great week! we’ll get ‘em next time
>>150679794>>150679769>>150679821Ok these are actually kinda funny
>>150679830
>>150679769kek mutthomes does look like a mexican
What does Dak Prescott and a Chic-fil-A manager have in common?Neither show up for work on Sunday
>Ok these are actually kinda funny
>>150679671What's with zoomers and the fixation with butt stuff?
raider jenny is depressed this must be their year
AHHH REEEEEE THE QHEEFS ATE AT THE BLTTOM OF AFC WIMBELTON AND YALL KEEP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT THEMSHIT USHURSHIRSBUTSHUR SHUR SHUR SHUT SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>150679843fluoride/estrogen in the water
This new KCcuck faux-reddit stuff is unironically top tier shitposting
>>150679854Wdym fake >>150679834This post is on the front page of /r/kansascitychiefs
mutthomes more like mexihomes lol
>>150679854It was funny once, not ten times in a row. But then again, that's reddit for ya.
its so funny seeing cucks and leftists who hate the south saying "ya'll" because "you guys" is le sexist
>>150679866Brother in christ y'all has been a thing libtards say for the last 15 years
Yoooo how we hanging /r/KCtransAnyone know a good place to get a cheap Mahomes jersey? My nonbinary boyfriend wants me to wear one when I peg him but I still haven't fully transitioned yet and am really strapped for cash. ANY SUGGESTIONS??
Hypothetically speaking if the Ravens fired Harbaugh mid season who are feasible realistic replacements? Besides Monken
Never doubt the only QB in NFL history
>>150679866I'd rather say yall than you guys but it's too ingrained now 2bh.
>>150679866So which one are you? El oh el
>>150679804>They should phase Montgomery out a little bitIf your Oline can't open up holes for the RBs, then take them outside and while this isn't the perfect solution, it's better then blindly trying to run up the middle again and again. 44 yards COMBINED from Montgomery and Gibbs is criminal.>>150679810>the packers are just that good this yearThe Lions Dline did good against the run but Jordan Love had all day to make passes as there was no pass rush (who needs Za'Darius, amiright?...)>#1 defense easyLions OC Morton made it easy for them, as was scheming a jr.high football game. The guy is a total fraud, you don't go from #1 offense to dogshit because one guy on the Oline retired.
>>150679887i'm not an inbred sister fucking southerner nor a leftist cuck so i say "you guys"
travis hunter is ugly af
youse guys is sovl
>>150679866I still say y'all even though I'm not a libtard, half because I'm not letting them steal a word and half because it's really funny when it makes people seethe.
Hey guys my husband wants our bull to wear an away Mahomes jersey when our Venezuelan migrant bull fucks me in every hole, but I put my foot down and told him Paco should wear a home jersey when he fucks my ass and maybe mouth tooIs it time to leave him?
>>150679866for me it's "folks"
>>150679879> that "tank"WTF am I looking at?>M8 HMC turret>with a fuckhuge howitzer?>T-34 chassis> with another track perpendicular?
>>150679873>how we hangingkek
THAT FRAUD HILLARY AND CROOKED PRITZKER HATE WHEN REAL MISSOURANS LIKE ME LET MY BIG BEAUTIFUL HUSBAND POUND MY GAY ASSHOLE WEARING MAHOMES'S JERSEY. WE MUST LET FREEDOM RING AND MY ASSHOLE DRIP WITH CUM. THANK YOU AMERICA STAY TUNED
>>150679773this clanker gave me a boner :)
Jake Tonges my anus
>>150679687>kills his WR by accident
What bothers me about all this is the part where Haitian immigrants refuse to wear a Mahomes jersey before shoving their cock in my mouth and sometimes ass. What sort of governor would allow this??PLEASE vote in the next missouri gubernatorial election so we can make them wear the jersey
im a chiefs fan and I like when my wife cuckolds me interracial style, sometimes I even let the bull use me homosexual style and after we have all had our fun I like to make a nice meal for us, my favorite is tacos mexican style :)
so what happened to the dolphins? They're completely healthy, still have the nerd "offensive genius," and have all those fast dudes. Why did they suck so bad?
>>150679952>>150679953>That one chiefs fan ITT rn
im a chiefs fan and i'm afraid of ICE
>>150679958clots are elite
>>150679958Pua is poo, but more than that they have zero heart or motivation, the culture (or what's left of it) is completely rotten. The biggest red flag was that one guy who was complaining that the Bears were "too physical" during joint practice, that's embarrassing to even think about
>>150679893Agreed. He doesn't deserve her.
>>150679983Does she have any nudes
¡Hey, /r/KChomelessHaitianimmigrantBulls!Congrats once again on becoming the most highly visited KC area subreddit earlier this year :)Just wanted to say thank you for all the help and support you've given me and my wife this year and don't worry, we aren't mad not all of you can afford a Mahomes jersey to wear while you fuck all of our wives. THAT BEING SAID I AM GIVING AWAY 3 MAHOMES JERSEYS JUST COMMENT WITH YOUR PAYPAL ADDRESS i'll be selecting winners at random but may make exceptions if you PM pictures of your bulge. ¡LA MEJOR DE LAS SUERTES!
>>150680000Nice roll and kek
>>150679971having Tyreek Hill in the locker room must be terrible for the culture he's evil, retarded, wholly unlikable and has never been held accountable for anything
>>150679995Unfortunately no. There's video of her cheating on Travis, but it seems to be after the fact because she has a shirt on.
Lions missed their two year window.
>>150680000>¡LA MEJOR DE LAS SUERTES!
>>150680016And this pic of her letting someone grope her in the club while Travis was waiting for her in the car.
I'm thinking it's time to go to bed.
>>150680037Why does she have an E.T. finger? Is that edited?
>>150680061She had her nails did.
>>150679487>alabama qb
>>150680037>another black guywhy is this dumb latinx like this
Im so fucking tired of the buffalo bills
Hey guys I'm a Venezuelan here illegally and I was just wondering if I should move to Kansas City? I got a really good offer to be a stay at home assfucker for a gay couple, they just said I need to wear a Mahomes jersey 24/7 no exceptions.Should I pull the trigger here?
>>150680072I think some girls have an ugly fetish. A 9/10 who I worked with was involved with several very ugly guys before I dated her (and I had messed up teeth at the time).
>>150679196>>150680080Hmmm...
>>150680114New
How quickly you freaks forget. Baker GX Mayfield owns you.
>>150680093This is like strategic, professional tier hating. Chiefs fans have been annoying as shit on this board for a number of years now so I'll allow it
>>150680048>randy mossI love when racism makes you smooth brains stupid
>>150679895what about the yinzers
>>150678923It wasn't under the radar really just not as in your face and visibly faggy until the vikings decided to put that bullshit out.
>>150679343I'd say packers but they're too black so it's easily Dallas
>>150679455no but he was trending up and then just busted harder than me in your mom
>>150679481Talent wise no but he's a perfect fit for the team and clutch as fuck.
