Joshua Patrick Allen
>Black QBs KWAB
It's for the ratbirds to draft a real qb (white)
Ok yeah, I get why he's MVP
LOOP DOINKED THE EXTRA POINT
That was one of the greatest 4th quarters I've ever seen.
LMAO at Baltimore Great job bills mafia. What a game
the ONLY
>Lameme Runningblackson
INSHALLAH THAT WIN WAS FOR IRYNA ZARUSKA
Baltimore is a shithole and deserves this loss. That is all.
>>150678003That 4th quarter alone was more exciting than the entire NBA season including the playoffs will be.
That was amazingI'm so happy football is back
White man superiority.
I originally had the AFCS asTexans >>> Jags > Colts >>>>>>Titansbut after today, it's definitelyColts > Jags >>>>>>>Texans >>>>>>>>>>Titans
That ending was Browns-esque. I guess in the End the Ravens are just a purple Browns.
this is fucking bullshit, the Bills (faggots) got ref help the entire game. Ravens annihilated them and it wasn’t even close. >refbabies come out >josh “the fraud” wins
easily a top 10 game OATimmediate GOTY contender
>razorcakes have officially won the afc east
>>150678062>the refs made Derrick Henry fumble after he scored that huge TD to put them up 40-25
>>150678059>purple Browns with two rings
>Plonked
which is more embarrassing, the ratbirds choking this game or doyers blowing the no hitter last night?
>>150678097Oh man. Got to be the no hitter still. They had 2 outs in the 9th with a 3 run lead for fucks sake.
>>150678071>Shootoutslop>Top 10 game
>lose by 1 point in the playoffs>lose by 1 point in the openerHow?
Go bills
10/10 scriptthis is why the NFL is officially an entertainment product and not a sport
guy on Baltimore sports radio is basically crying
what ever the bills are going to still lose to the chiefs
SCORIGAMI!!!!!!!!!
>>150678059>Browns but purpleIf being purple is all it takes to win 2 superbowls what's the deal with the vikings?
>>150678137oalgo
SCORIGAMEROONI
>>150678139
>>150678123Yes faggotScoring is fun
>>150678166link to stream and phone number, lets get back to our roots
>41-40 is a scorigamiwe did it!
>>150677945cooze status?
>>150678123>40-25 with 5 minutes left>less than 1% odds to win>team trailing winsName 10 games that are better, then
What do we call this game? The Sunday Night Miracle? The Miracle At Highmark?
>>150678137>white QB wins over the black QBTrumps America baka
UNRELATED BUT SIMILAR TO TONIGHT'S EVENTS, it mustn't be understated that the kiwi known as Joe Flacco's Fu Manchu was RAPED in the sweltering New Orleans summer of '17 and had to get bussy reconstruction surgery to fix it. KWARB!
>happy for the bills and for the ratbirds choking>remember my team plays the pissed off ratbords next week.>we are going to get fucking annihilated, but it was worth it
>Steelers win and have a QB score 4+ TDs for the first time in 5+ years >Baltipoor mindbroken after blowing a double digit 4th quarter lead >Bengals look like shit barely beating a dumpster fire brownsWhat a nice way to start the season
>>150678097Dodgers easily
>>150678186two shit teams that will never will another Owl. Where I’m from we call that 2nd and 3rd place to the Chiefs
>>150678181>he bought?>DOOMP EET>>150678186I like the Highmark Comeback
Lamar makes ya seeth-ACK!
105.7 the fan on the audacy app
After watching this game I see why people shit on the NBA lol.
>>150678097easily dodgers
this is what a real kicker looks like
Time to watch the paper!! >Said no one ever
>>150678213Ok thanks faggot
>>150678137Queefs lost
>>150678221Its nothing but memechucks, fouls, and commercials.
>>150678111the hero we need
>>150678068Holy Milky Mama
Hating Lamar is actually just racism. If you listen to him talk he's very based.
Football is so back, bros
looking like it should be an easy road to the Owl for my Bucsies :)
CONFIRMED BY NBC:we have a SCORIGAMI!!!!
Ohnononono
>>150678086Browns also won championships in their early days, doesn't matter, it's only downhill from here.
Black QB bros how do we cope?
>>150678181>thank you (((goodell)))>name 10 games better!
>>150678256
>>150678250This. People will shit on Lamar when Henry was the one that fumbled and the defense gave up 15 points in 5 minutes.
Reminder that the Ravens doinked a PAT
lamar jackson looks like a gorilla lol
>>150678221FIBA and EuroLeague are so much better
I hate watching these Buffalo games. The worst camera angle in the league. They better fix this with the new stadium.
>>150678040there's nothing exciting about flagball
was that game the new kino >BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!?
>>150678209>yfw when the Browns win 31-13
>black qbsISHYGDDT
I miss Frank Ragnow.
the eagles won a fluke game last year, Mahomes was sick. After watching that garbage game between the Bills and Ravens you might as well crown the chiefs Super Bowl champions. Bills are a meme, again..
>>150678236i can only assume the camera panned away when he took a long pull from a tallboy and drag of his cowboy killer
>>150678142Those 2nd quarter ones aren't really a big deal
The Ravens kept acting like the game was over, yet it was only ever a 15 point lead.
>>150678268>can'tConcession accepted
>>150678213kek based chiefs chad fuck these poverty reddit losers
>>150678242AI is getting good
winnings off tonight paid my rent for 2 month wtf do i even need a job for
I love these games cause the over sensitive monkeys will cry and seethe all day tomorrow They already are having a meltdown
>>150678290
congrats on your week 1 super bowl faggotsback to work
To the faggot who tried to argue with me when I said Allen doesn't carry the entirety of the BillsEAT MY WHOLE ASS
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON!
Does Caleb Williams have more sex with women than Rodgers?
lol
His heroics took my likelihood of winning my fantasy matchup this week all the way from 30% to 92%. Thank you based white boy.
>>150678219>GET'EM
>>150678290Eagles would've been any of those teams, but the Bills and Ravens would've done much better than the Chiefs. But*ahem*The Eagles saved football.
>Tua sucksPaying this clown was such a mistake. So many on this subreddit defend him constantly and it drives me nuts. The protection is bad but it’s no excuse.
Bengals-tier defensive performance there
>>150678303why are philly fans so evil
Week 1 was... good this year?
>had the game on at work>got off at 11:00>score was 40-25>this_game_is_over.avif>arrive at home to check the score just nowI mean I was rooting for Buffalo but I wish I had caught the ending. I missed out on kino.
>>150678290cope and seethe sanchez your mutt lost
>>150678068nice one
Please ban the Kiwi and Bahama faggot from ever posting here again bunch of know nothing faggots shitting up the place
>SCORIGAMI
Besides the awesome feeling of winning, I want to say before I forget, Allen was amazing to watch. He's taken another step up. The ball went out of his hands shockingly fast on some of those throws, faster than ever. On top of that, some of the game IQ like gaming how far he can go inbounds and still get to the sideline before they have to blow it down, throwing it at that PI before you could see it from the stands, total command on a couple of those deeper throws, not hesitating at all the entire night. He's clearly a vet now. Arm still strong and plays like an old QB, fucking good stuffFucking incredible that we get him as QB
>>150678042Me too bro
real new yorkers dgaf about the bills
>>150678253nice win, packbro. good to see another winner in here
>>150678331Learn2radio
>>150678331You and 50% of the Bills >fans in the stadium that cleared out early in the 4th
2 choke artists QBs but I guess one of them had to win
>>150678336I am a 2nd kiwi bills fan so i can balance it out
>>150678331>buffalo fans brag about being so loyal>meanwhile in reality they dip out of games at a moments noticehalf that stadium was empty by the end of the game, buffalel fans confirmed fair weather
In the second quarter it was third and short and Colinsworth guaranteed Josh Allen would pass it or run it and he handed it off seconds later. Cris didn't even acknowledge he was wrong.
That Keon Coleman Jesus necklace on ESPN right now looks like it would be in a athlete Key n Peele sketch
>>150677945Baltipoor usually saves their choking for the playoffs. If their fraudulence containment system has failed and it’s leaking into the regular season, God help us all
>>150678327Absolutely
>>150678086That was the Ravens in their Otto Graham/Jim Brown era, now they're in their Bernie Kosar era.
>>150678042>>150678344if Dart had played, you pukes would be crying in your beers
>>150678246>post that on your REAL account so I can downvote you and get you freaking banned you stupid racistburn redditors alive
lots of good games todaytomorrow will be a stinker for sure
The Ravens are so good. They're consistently one of the few teams that can beat the Ravens every year
1. Allen2. Lamar3. Burrow4. Hurts5. Daniel Jones
>>150678272>>150678338Stop being contrarian and a curmudgeon. I promise it's so much better not living in a constant state of hate.
>>150678344Me three
>>150678282Nah, Browns-Steeler snow game is forever kino, this was just a meme game.
>>150677945couple good games today with an absolute banger to close it out, football is BACK
Raiders fan here, you can never count the bills out, Josh Allen is just too hard to put away
>people thinking Allen or lameme are mvpsMahomes literally passes on those meaningless accolades every year. That’s why he has 3 rings and those sorry losers have ZERO. Lmao
>>150678296Blame the retarded coach who hasn't done shit to seal games.
>>150678391you are reddit
>Stop being contrarian and a curmudgeon. I promise it's so much better not living in a constant state of hate.
>>150678382>tomorrow will be a stinker for sure2 tds and 5 ints between the two QBs
>>150678378>Pixon Fart would've survived behind that o-line
>>150678331sorry anon. i've missed a fair share of kino due to timezone differences and falling asleep despite my best efforts, but i'm so fucking happy i didn't go to sleep tonight after the ravens got to 40 and the bills punted on the next drive, i was really about to turn it off but something stopped me
KNEEL to BUFFALO GODS
>>150678389The list of qbs you want to fuck your wife?
>>150678391A MOTHER FRICKIN GOSH DARN SCORIGAMEROOSKIE?!?!?! OH MY FOOTBALL SOMEONE GET GOODELL OF THE PHONE
>>150678378lol that wigger would be dead if he played behind the Giants O-line
This comeback is up there with the Colts coming back against the Buccs in 2003.
why does scorigami make 4channers so mad?
>>150678415Yes
>>150678402racism isn't funny
>>150678331I missed most of last year's Divisional Round because I worked night shift security. It was the only thing about the schedule that I hated
Those who turned off the TV in the game thread I remember who you are.
>>150678142>10-0really reaching here
>>150678420i honestly have no idea
There's no serious way Nick Wright has Mahomes at the top of his Mountain, he shouldn't even be top 5.
>>150678420It activates their melanin
>>150678420Election tourists and alphalets think it's cool to just hate everything that has an ounce of whimsy to it.
looks like another win for team analytics.
Just a few thoughts about my birdies - Offense leaned way too much on casual running when a few pass plays were necessary which led to a few too many 3 and outs- Pass defense doesn’t even try to contest catches. They’re always there for the tackle but not once was a defender in front of a receiver. And of course the one interception is from Hamilton during an irrelevant play.- Harbaugh tried to wind the game down too early in both halves which led the Billsissies scoring both timesLost last game for being too aggressive and lost this game for being not aggressive enough. Not worried though. Ricard and Likely weren’t in the game and the Ravens have a high improvement ceiling. Sucks for the Browns next week who are going to get the raping.
>>150678425I laughed at that so you’re wrong.
tomorrows games between a couple of shitters, so now that the dust of week 1 has settled, what are your power rankings?
>>150678389herbert instead of burrow and rodgers instead of bussy push man
>>150678420It's silly irrelevant redditor bait
>>150678414homuGODS.... i kneel.....
Hating Lamar is a sign of high intelligence.
What does this mean?
What is Derrick Henry feeling right now?
>>150678425it's literally one of the oldest and most lindy forms of humor ever, so yeah, I'm thinking it's really fucking funny
>>150678290>HE HAD DA FLUUUUUUU N SHIET
>>150678458that he shouldn't have cut off that turd he wears
what was going through his head?
>lameme ravens wither when the moment is too big yet againTale as old as time. Flaccie would never
>>150678456it means the baltimurder gayshits choked again
Of all the games I'm inclined to say the most impressive was Chargers over Chiefs and Packers over Lions. Which one was more impressive? Which one was more meaningful?Do you think any other game actually was more important? Bills over Ravens? Bucs over Falcons?
>>150678389where is JJ McCarthy?
>>150678466Uhhhhhhhhhh
>>150678456the chances of baltimore winning were very high until a few key plays in the fourth quarter
>>150678460unironic cringe racism is the 4chan version of reddit basedboys
>>150678448>bunch of shittersThe winner of the NFCN this year plays the bears tomorrow though
>>150678466>muh fuh bixx nood >sheeeeeit
>both defenses giving up 40neither team are real contenders desu
>>150678464seethingcan't wait for us to win our 5th ring and make y'all seethe again
>The end is inevitable, Josh.>Your kind is headed for extinction.>Maybe so, sir.>But not today.
>>150678389replace Burrow with Herbert. Penix at 6 btw
>>150678389>Indiana Jones any lower than #2I don’t think you fully grasp the magnitude of the football renaissance you’re about to witness this season
>>150678473Minnesota? Maybe Chicago.
>>150678476sorry your bvll lost buddy
>>150678389>no jj mccarthy
>>150678466>gee i sure hope that we can turn this game around and achieve a victorious outcome
>>150678476>these two things that are the exact opposite are actually the same yeah sure faggot, whatever you say
>>150678181Statistically a comeback like this happens every 6 weeks
>>150678464cope, retard. >3 rings> 0 rings
Tomorrow marks the debut of the NFL's next GOAT, the true successor to Brady and Montana's legacy
>>150678466pusy pusy pusy overweight white women sheeeeeit
Bros, how did Shedeur Sanders perform in his first game today!?
Was that the game of the year?
>>150678466>ayo this joint cold as hell and too loud no one can hear the mixtape I’m blasting on my iphone cuh
>>150678508Lol
Ravenschads don’t fret. Getting the choking out of the way early is for the best. The last thing we need is a win streak followed by a ridiculous flop and not enough time for improvement.
Dude the ravens lost haha!I'm racist lmao!!!!
>>150678499Ever heard of horseshoe theory, dumbass?
>>150678520How can you read my thoughts?
>>150678511no thats tomorrow when we get to see JJ Brady play
>all this just to get bent over by Mahomo for the 5th time in the playoffs
>>150678506He debuted against Brady and won. Purdgoat will win the owl this year
>>150678520brother!
>>150678445>Browns next week who are going to get the raping.sigh.... I'll get the lube...
>>150678236
>>150678503kiss my cock
>>150678520seethe and dial 8
>>150678506sleep tight
>>150678520literally me
>>150678522theories are reddit
You guys see that football game
>>150678540dear god i hope he's playing...
>>150678522I have it’s just not applicable in this instance you little rat fuck.
there's still time to apologize to Caleb
>>150678466>dihh bihh beta not sit 'front me on da trayne mayne
>>150678516>out of the way earlyOh my sweet summer child, the choking hasn’t even begun
>>150678445Got cocky and thought they had the game in the bag already. Typical african behavior.
wow, these delightful bills fans just gave me a cake to try :3
>>150678540>questionable, has only practiced like once all summerJefferson is going to cook him all day
>>150678511watch more sports
>4th and 3>1st down wins the game>a FG loses the game for youWhy the fuck did they punt?
Joshua Patrick Allen genuinely, honestly, truly, and unironically just needs more help.
>dolphins lost>jets lost>patriots lostbills wonchorgers wondonkeys wonRaiders won>chiefs lost
>mfw seeing how old Matt Prater is during postgame interview, I assumed he had a sexy daughter who has to be of-age and i was proven correct in two minutes. She has a flag football scholarship to some small college.
>>150678547No, I have better things to do with my life than watch sports.
>>150678538
what a comebackigami!!
>>150678564(((Analytics))) told them Josh had a lower chance of getting to field goal range than they did of getting 3 yards
>>150678520Damn straight, go back to r/nfl if you don’t like it.
1. Allen2. Lamar3. Burrow4. Hurts5. Herbert
>>150678575>4th
>Defense makes one play>Allen delivers and Bills winWow it’s that easy.
>>150678553I think you're the rat fuck here, shitwad, because your brain is too simple to see how those two groups represent the opposite ends of a spectrum that loops upon itself. I feel sorry your parents had to raise your clearly mentally-disabled self.
>>150678209Last year week 1 the Ravens played the team (chiefs) that knocked them out in the playoffs the previous year and lost in heartbreaking fashion at the end. They then lost to the lowly raiders in week 2 so I would say you have a chance
>>150678575
>>150678445don't rape my browns..please.
>>150678564My point exactly John Harbaugh's in game decision making gas consistently fucked us over for YEARS
>>150678585the disrespect to rattleGOD
reminder that if buffalo had one talented reciever he puts up 1800 yards and 20td this season
lamar sure loses a lot of games where he has the superior roster and coaching staff
So many Queef melties over the past 3 days lmaoYour reffie and mutt world order is collapsing and it's beautiful
should i go to bed or jerk my 4.8 incher with 2 fingers real quick
>>150678209we would get annihilated no matter what
>>150678585alright I think Mahomes is better than Hurts as a pure QB, Burrow has games where he does literally nothing too (like today). I'd go>1. Allen>2. Lamar>3. Herbert>4. Mahomes
>>150678596cringe
>>150678601Well, uh, he's like THE 31st best QB in the league.
>>150678181>less than 1% oddsHow many fucking games have we seen where the team that had a "less than 1%" chance ended up winning. By definition it should occur about 2 times per year but it seems to happen like once a month. These win probability calculations aren't exactly pseudoscience but they're a kind of false specificity. And it's all because people have to quantify everything because it adds and air of scientific validity to otherwise banal statements of obvious facts. If you just say a team that's losing by 16 points in the 4th quarter is probably going to lose you don't seem smarter than anyone else but say they have a 99% probability then holy shit bro you must be a astrophysicist or something because you did, like long division or something. It pisses me off that people pretend this is some hyper-specific predictive insight and not just slapping a number on something. It's descriptive, not predictive.
Saquon wouldn't have fumbled there
>>150678564they're practically guaranteed to lose if they don't get it vs relying on the defense to get a stop before they gain 50 yards
>>150678606jork it
>>150678561Jaylon got Ocho Cinco tickets to the game. He's playing and he will dominate. DA is finally letting him shadow and play press m2m.
>>150678612#32 would be Tua right?
>>150678580
>>150678612that's like being the 1st times 3
>Oh hi, John.
>>150678564football is the easiest game to rig
>Baltipoor
>>150678611truly
>>150678619Him or Bryce Young.
>>150678604Superior coaching staff would have gone for it on 4th and 3
feels good to be 1-0
Punting at the end was fucking retarded. Why would you trust your defense that let the bills score 38 points over your offense that scored 40?
>>150678619there are backups better than Tua
>>150678565trvkethis defense will unfortunately fuck him over in the postseason
What a fucking game. The wife and I are the biggest fans
So if the season ended today, who's in the playoffs?
>BLACK QB'S
LVP
>>150678530
yeah im thinking mr allen is gonna get his wife pregnant tonight
>>150678596based and FUNNY
Berds
>>150678573BASEDASAURUS REX
>>150678641Left baby is clearly White.
that was good
>>150678642my reffies :)
>>150678653based
We got game of the year in week 1
>>150678618>1 on 1ing jeffersonThats a recipe for disaster lmfao
>>150678658Historical.
>>150678653why did they steal their name and logo from a better sport?
>>150678638Have you not heard Ravens fans complain about John Harbaugh's in game decision making for years? He always fucks us like this. I've wanted him gone for years. So fucking tired of his shit
>>150678573>flag football scholarship
>>150678642ColtsChargersBills BengalsBroncos RaidersSteelersPackersRedskins Bucs NannersCardsIggles Rams
>>150678675what part of baltimore are you from?
Such a kino fucking game by Joshy bros.That nasty end of the 2nd quarter drive to put 3 on the board was unreal.Crazy that something elite like that is overshadowed by the rest of the comeback.
>>150678684Flaccie's Pizza and Pub
>>150678683Swap out the bungles for the Chiefs and the AFC is set. Raiders have a real coach and a real roster for the first time in ages. They can sneak into a wildcard, but their division is a fucking killer.
>>150678675KWABOTY
the craziest part is baltimore can easily call silent cadence plays because everyone on the ravens know the timing of a fire alarm chirp. and they still lost.
Josh Allen is literally Superman.
>>150678428>>150678402>>150678466>>150678470Hating Lamar Jackson is brown coded
>>150678700>queefs
>Bills miss 3 fucking 2pt conversions>Ravens miss one extra point>loseIn fuckin credible
>>150678706>ight bix noods, we finna snap da ball on da second hallway chirp muhfuggas
>>150678565yes. it is time to fire sean mcterrorist.>be defensive HC>cant have a good defensive unitinb4>but they were ranked 10 ten for the past 5 yearspaper tigers. they beat up on shitters like tua and whoever the patriots trot out then lose to any competent football team in the playoffs. fraudulent defense and thats why statnerds dont know ball.
>>150678706That’s extremely racist and I hope you get put on a watchlist, fuck you.
>>150678700>all four AFCW teams make the playoffsWould be spicy
>>150678716That's what they get for cutting the GOAT
>>150678700>Entire AFCW makes the playoffs>Possibility of the divisional round being the AFCW openI hate all the rest of them too much to want this to happen, but it would be cool.
>>150678565Ravens beat themselves. Defense is actual fucking garbage. I don't care if its Henry, that was pathetic blocking.
Glad I stood up late for that game. Gonna go kiss my GF and her bull a goodnight then head to bed.GO CHIEFS!
>>150678728Nope, retard. The refs handed that game to the bills
>>150678717>firekek
>>150678728>Ravens beat themselvesno sir, Joshua MVP Allen beat the ravens
>>150678720Watch deez nutz homo
>>150678675not sure what flag that is but its cucked by the union jack just like your national identity will always be, just like the ravens will always be cucked by having faggot fans like youcaptcha: KYSJEW
>>150678476this really got the trannies boiling kek
>>150678363it was 11pm on a sunday night. people have work, kiddo
>Dodgers had a 99.6% chance of winning before Jackson Holliday’s home run last night>Ravens had a 99.1% chance of winning the very next nightmaybe ESPN just sucks at analytics
The Ravens and Bills defense are both trashThat'll be the game of the year, but neither of these teams is a contender if that showed anything. There's like 4 NFC teams that would thrash them in the owl
>>150678750Analytics have always been a meme.
>>150678735the refs didn't make Henry fumble thobeit
>>150678756>defense trashThat's the Queefs, worse than both of them combined without Jones kek
Why are you all like this?
>>150678756The Ravens defense was dogshit to start the year last season too, I think it's a scheme issue
>St. Louis Cardinals11 World Series titles (2nd-most in MLB, only behind the New York Yankees)19 National League pennantsHistoric, highly successful baseball team with 11 championships, iconic players, and a deep tradition>Arizona Cardinals2 NFL Championships (1925, 1947 — before the Super Bowl era)1 Super Bowl appearance (2008 season, lost to the Pittsburgh Steelers)Longest championship drought of any NFL teamOne of the oldest pro football franchises, but historically less successful; still a beloved team with memorable moments and fan-favorite stars
>>150678764That gay reretardoesn't know how to read lol
my power was out for over 3 hours. it just turned back on. thanks for the company bros
BILLS BILLS BILLS
Shit games, shit teams. Who’s ready to watch my bears curbstomp the Viqueens?
Rams are in the win column to open the season
>>150678779i know i am
>>150678779The Kangz are winning by 3 scoresGreenard is going to feast on the 1 on 1s he gets against Jones.
>>150678658DUDE ADVANCED STATS
>>150678573mid
>>150678770Nobody thinks about the Cardinals bro
>>150678785The only team in the NFCW without a win is the Shitcocks which is doubly embarrassing because the 49ers were desperately trying to lose that game.
raiders
I love seeing Lamar lose
>Joe flacco won a ring>Lamar Jackson praised as one of the best ever>Likely won't win a ringReally makes you think
>every prime time game has been a banger so farwatch MNF suck ass
New Harbaugh stat just dropped. Given this is a post Lamar trend I think it’s just Harbs has been conditioned to be very defensive minded pre Lamar and isn’t used to being reliant on offense. The punt decision makes sense if this is 15 years ago.
>>150678803Shouldn't you be taking an Uber to the hospital after being stabbed in chimpcongo?
>>150678764These cowards fear the future
>>150678353Bills fans did not clear put early. It wasn't cold enough yet
>>150678785Imagine living in LA lmfao
So what we've learned its chargers packers for the owl
>>150678795I do
Faaaaaaaart
>>150678236unfathomably based, i can never hate this legend
>>150678817Minnesota is literally hoisting the Somalian flag lmfao. Flyover shithole
>>150678097It’s actually the dodgers that faggot putting in zero effort to save the no hitter lives rent free in my head
Just got back from the Bills watch party hope Lame-ar Jackson shits out his whole lower intestine in anger tonight, bitch ass.
>>150678823>t. Welfare recipient from landlocked methhole
>>150678826>chargers>playoff successIs it your first year watching football?
Lamar Jackson is still a better qb than Patrick mahomo
the bears are making the playoffs this year. they shaped up to be a dark horse to win it all. they have plenty of offensive weapons and have a first overall pick qb. they only bolstered theyre lines and secondary with this years picks. caleb hopefully just had growing pains rookie season and will be more prepared this time. it really comes down to if caleb can be an ok qb. they have a shot
C.J. Stroud says Texans were 'lollygagging' this whole week
>>150678414>>150678454Das Right
can't believe we have to watch two bottom feeders play tomorrow night
>>150678846No but that's why they win this year
>>150678843I found Caleb Williams' boyfriend
>>150678843>>150678835Here let me use a language you understand in your chimp infested shithole Ooh ooh ooh oooga eee eee ooh ooook oook
now i have to listen to midwesterners gas up the packers all fucking season, thanks jerry.
>>150678718Yeah McDermott got away with it but I hated his fucking coaching in this game>didn't make the most obvious challenge of the season on that Allen slide and ended up losing possession which nearly cost them the game>keeps calling runs up the middle in short yardage even if they get stuffed every fucking time (did the same shit in the AFCCG)>defensive coach whose defense once again looked completely overmatched by a good offense. When's the last time Buffalo's defense came through for them in the playoffs? When's the last time they had a great gameplan on either side? Allen is propping up this entire franchise
>>150678221Players are way more likeable too. All nba fags are AAU nepo babies who spend fake injuries to not play
The most shocking thing about the bills game was finding out Matt praters still kicking
>>150678843I really hope Minnesota didn't bring this cheerleader, gayleb won't be able to resist sucking his cock if they did
>>150678858>chimp infested shithole >lives in Minnesomalia Fucking KEK
>>150678856No matter how good the chargers look early, they will always find a way to ruin everything. That’s who they are. I’m not worried about the chargers at all
raiders won
>>150678865the packers have been gassed up for 30 years at this point
>>150678843The new Viking cheerleader literally Tom Brady
>>150678850The bears, like the lions, won't make the playoffs. Tomorrow is when they will get horribly embarrassed
>he thinks a rookie QB is winning at Soldier Field
bills mafia is bitchmade
>>150678278I love watching these Buffalo games. The best camera angle in the league. They better keep this with the new stadium.
The Ravens outplayed the Bills pretty much across the board. That's a really bad choke. Guessing the Stoolers and Bungles fans were loving it tho.
>>150678877Our hearts. For the first time in 20 years it feels like the raiders have a real football team.
>>150678866Last time was the interception on Lamar at the red zone years ago but lamar himself infamously get shut down in playoff, even by average defense
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>>150678876Even the logo is chargers coded
I love football.
>>150678873>Minnesota: 79% white>Illinois: 58% white
>>150678777spooky skelly trips
>>150678882kek
>>150678884There is nothing special, unique, or intimidating about your stadium
>>150678892based
>>150678884I am “he”
Browns have the chance to do the big funny next week
>>150678884>he thinks gayleb is winning at soldier field
alright alright cool it with the racism in here this isn't pol
>>150678904spoken like a domebitch
>>150678904Crazy shit happens in the windy city
>>150678897>rainbow logoI guess the 49ers are going to the owl
It's late, post an image that accurately describes how your team did today.I'll start:>Browns
>>150678913Nigga, it’s September.
Idk about tomorrow but I do know the lions are getting beat by the bears next week
>>150678913Isn't your stadium such a shithole that you're literally switching to a dome in 2 years? Lmfao
>"I still have a lot of people that I have fond feelings for, and so pregame I saw a few of the guys," Rodgers said. "There's so many guys that I really enjoy there..."
>>150678389Lamar is not top 5
>>150678917>49ers
CJ StroudBryce YoungJordan LoveAll had pick 6s called back by officials in week 1 As bad as black qb play was this week, the stats don't even accurately reflect it.
>>150678815>secondary advanced analyticsthis is why I keep the volume off and only watch the action now
>>150678916The pink and red represent the LA fires. The yellow and blue represents the chargers over the green and yellow which represents the packers. Screenshot this for when we are in February and I go lol told you.
>chiefs bottom of the AFCW>chiefs bottom of the AFCW>chiefs bottom of the AFCW>chiefs bottom of the AFCW>chiefs bottom of the AFCW>chiefs bottom of the AFCW>chiefs bottom of the AFCW
My Ninies won :)
>>150678904Soldier Field is unique because rookie QBs always win there
>>150678888Witnessed
>>150678935They do this every year.They'll vanish after they go 0-2 in the division
>>150678911with Benny Dynasty calling his plays, a plethora of weapons and brand new OL? *funky 70s blaxploitation music plays*Yeah, I'm thinking it's MVP breakout season time
All of us are piece of shit and the world would be a better place if we all died. Our families would be much happier, they don't love us no matter how much you lie to yourselves.
>>150678852He was gagging on this bussy
I’m surprised Allen’s 251 yards in a quarter isn’t the record turns out Brady has 252
>>150678931You retards were saying the colors for Superbowl 58 proved a Niners-Ravens matchup and that never happened.
>>150678936Top 5 QBs are clutch. Lamar is not. He crumbles in clutch moments.
>>150678941Ben Johnson won't be able to fix Caleb being a coward and holding the ball too long.You also have a dogshit left tackle that nearly lost a camp battle to rookie backup tackles
>>150678720Personally I don't think it was racist enough
>>150678935You don't have Kirk to meme your way into a 14 win 1 and done season anymore Vicuck
>>150678947his reign of terror over buffalo really is everlasting kek
>>1506789490 chance
>>150678942If our families don't love us why would we care about their happiness? Checkmate atheists.
>>150678937that's because they're playing the bears
>>150678917>Niners>Aiyuk is kill>Jennnings is kill>Kittle is kill>McCaffrey might be ok or will forced into retirement any minute now >Purdy forced to just start memechucking it out of desperation>win the game anyway when backup TE no one knew existed yanks a surefire INT out of a defender's hands
>>150678942that's true but this is the wrong thread, we're worshipping Josh Allen right now
Seahawks are the Chiefs of the west
>>150678957No didn't you get the memo, now you're supposed to act like Darnold was who carried the Vikings. You know since Kirk is already a benched backup QB without KOC and Justin Jefferson, and while Darnold's 1st game without them was awful he hasn't been benched yet.
>breathes inlmao
>>1506789730-2 next week
>>150678975oh and the jews will have false flag "antisemite" church shooters who will claim to "hate jews" and then drive past a synagogue and a jewish politican to shoot up a catholic school
>>150678971No the Chiefs actually have a good quarterback.
I just got a football tattooed on the head of my penis
russ is getting benched, right?
Bears fans acted this way 2 years ago right before Jordan Love absolutely torched them, even while he was still a really shitty QB
>>150678973>>150678978enjoy it while it lasts, retards. Chiefs are about to put your flyover towns back in the L column
>choofs fans btfo'd into MIA status three days straighthow long before we see another ravens poster, frens?
>>150678991>Missouri and Kansas aren't flyover stateslolmao
>>150678949>>150678963>>150678979script is to have vikings win for the twink cheerleaders
>>150678985true and the seahawks showed some capability in defending the pass
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>>150678987Hopefully they start Jameis. The NFL is better with crablegs throwing the ball.
Maybe I was too hard on Brandon Stephens
Josh Allen's performance was overrated
>>150678986thanks for the info coach gruden
>>150678991Sanchez, the team you root for plays in the most flyover of flyover states.
>>150678996not anymore, faggot. Mahomes has literally made Kansas City one of the most popular tourist destinations in the US.
>>150678991>so mad he forgets he lives in the middle of nowherewow the seethe is real
>>150679010Raiders and cowboys fans are beaners. Chiefs fans are from the Midwest and are white
>>150679007my favorite part was when cris collinsworth sucked off allen for the massive play Cook pulled off like hurts doesn't do that every other drive
>>150679010Most of our Mexicans are raiders and niners fans actually
>>150678097dodgers were one out away from a no hitter
>>150679020You aren't from the Midwest nor are you white.
>>150679004Jameis loves slinging the ball, doesn't really give a fuck who catches it though
Might start supporting the Bills lads.
>>150679016>someone posts the afcw standings and brownoid chimps out to the point of making claims more ridiculous than inventing the question markbased brownoid dancing for our entertainment
>>150679020Africa sure does have a lot of Chief Superbowl Winner T shirts
>>150678934I'm not looking forward to >Pearsall as literally the only viable WR>CMC exploding after taking 90 combined targets and rushes>hero ball assclenching>Jake MoodyBut a win is a win. The defense looks legit outside of the safety room, this was undoubtedly a loss if Sorenson or Wilks were coaching
>>150678137>Palestinian flagI thought that was the UAE flag?
When we got Jaire I assumed he would be a top talent for 4 weeks before blowing his knee out again but he might as well be another Brandon Stephens or Marcus Williams.
>>150679037He still gives the Giants a better chance to win than Wilson. It's time to let the dragons fly.
>>150679016I've never met a single human being that's vacationed to Kansas City and I've lived in 7 different states since Mahomes came into the NFL.
>>150679031did he finally move on from mahomies shaft?
>>150678062...You being serious? Speaking as an impartial third party from DUUUVAL, the refs did everything they could to hand the Ravens the win. Ed Oliver is the KINGSLAYER, fucking cry about it.>>150678991>someone from Missouri just called Denver, Vegas, and fucking Los Angeles "flyover towns"I really have seen it all. Wait, you're a Chiefs fan, you've never even been to Missouri. Never mind.
>>150679040Fuck yeah. Welcome!!
>>150679040they're easy to root for as a side hoe, because you know what's gonna happen every year and they're fun to watch
>>150679056It depends on who's playing. Mahomes > Allen > Lamar > everyone else is how his priority works
>>150679052>fuck it I'm going deep
>>150679016>mahomes doing anything>not the PR team of one of the most overshilled pop singers in recent history
>>150679056I can't remember, I'm sure he'll get all hot and wet again the next time he covers one of their games
>>150679040Well it'll keep your January-March mostly free.
>>150679016You're brown
Patrick Mahomes has three super bowl rings. How many does josh allen and lamar jackson have?
>>150679064*Mahomes > Allen > Lamar > Penix > everyone else
>>150679072>cowboys arcIt really is over isn't it
>>1506790721*2 of them due to reffie magic
>>150679072>remember when we weren't undisputed bottom of the AFCW>hey guys, remember?>h-hey>guys?>remember??
It's a good thing that the Chiefs aren't going to make the playoffs because that way the NFL can have Kelce get married to Taylor Swift during the superbowl halftime show. Imagine the ratings.
>>150679075>"LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIS HANDS">*fumbles*
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>>150679088Penix was huge today but Yung Ho let him down
>>150678573
>>150679093>AND I FIND IT KIND OF FUNNY
>>150679092I stole that gif from someone on /pol/I'm 100% anglosaxon and I live in god's country
Reminder Kansas City is a world cup host city, we're a global city. Any city that isn't hosting the world cup is a flyover shithole
Has a team ever had their window slam shut as fast and as brutally as the Lions? At first I had them going 10-7 and still making the playoffs but that was just a pathetic performance and they have a nightmare of a schedule.>playing ravens, chiefs, commanders, eagles, and rams on the road
What NFL team has the most Indian fansBengals?
>>150679065>Nabers down there somewhere>Nabers: Who the hell is he throwing it to?
Do not reply to chikaner
>>150679118This was going to happen one way or another after losing both of their coordinatorsRyan Gosling's getting old too
>>150679120Cowboys have the most fans, so probably them
>>150679110idk who that is>>150679117>so butthurt by random poster you seethe at random memesI don't like baseball and my region doesn't have any MLB teams nearby
>>150679120I don't know, what's Canada's favorite team?
What's wrong with baseball
We're all in here>>150670281>>150670281>>150670281
>>150678585>3. BurrowFuck off. This meme is stale and week 1 proved it
>>150678756Keep in mind that its week 1 and those were probably 2 of the best offenses, too
