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Triple asterisk franchise edition
/hoc/vious >>150641060
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First for Connor Garland.
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We love our short kings on /hoc/.
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>>150672420
zoomer moment
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>>150672209
Fuck Gary
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>>150672613
Why’s bob so low?
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>>150672659
The number of votes seen to the right of the picture indicates their position in the ranks, so with him at 6 votes, there are 3 other goalies with more votes than him
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>>150672420
Incredibly based and I'm not even a shorks fan
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Fuck waging
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>>150672613
>Shesterkin
>hard
literally just aim up lmao
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Helle is gonna fall the fuck off this season I tink
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>>150672689
Thanks for the explanation
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>>150672659
well it appears they only asked 43 players so maybe there weren't many who were in his division
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>>150672799
Bobrovsky isn't that crazy in the regular season. But all the laffs, ruins, hurricanes, and oilers they asked said it was Bob.
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do Ontario virgins watch bills games
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>>150672848
Either the Argonauts or the Tiger-Cats.
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I dont watch football.
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>>150672902
my buddy from New Brunswick is a dolphins fan
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>>150672786
we'll see. I think every goalie in contention for a spot at the olympics is going to play out of their minds to get in
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>>150672903
holy based and same
hockey is literally the only sport that I like or watch
normoids have trouble comprehending this when I tell them
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>>150673027
Football is just boring but I watch the conference finals and super bowl, used to watch a lot basketball but now I barely even watch the finals, I used to wat h a ton of lesser sports as well but don't really care, I only watch baseball if the Jays are good. Hockey is the only sport I go out of my way to watch all the games.
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>>150672903
Same. I only pay attention to game times so I can go to the gym when my local team is playing
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>>150672262
Thanks fren <3 I’m even shorter than Marchand
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>>150673468
his fault
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>>150673468
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where the bud 1 dogs in this chat
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>>150673334
Why is Mattias Ekholm saying that
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>>150673728
they've been committed to an insane asylum
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>>150673753
shutter island is actually a peninsula
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>footbawh
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>>150673305
_/ _/ _/ _/
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>>150672613
Lmao remember when the best goalies came from Quebec. Now there are no good goalies from Canada
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>>150673931
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W4VTq0sa9yg
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>>150674255
Carey Price would be the best goalie in the world but his brain broke.
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>>150674549
and his knee
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>>150674655
And his nose
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gary said cte doesnt exist
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>>150675130
oh yeah? well then surely he will volunteer to be repeatedly punched in the head every day for the rest of his life since it apparently isn't bad for you at all
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>>150675130
Ask him to explain the trb/mitch/but/etc spam, then
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>>150675130
BASED DR GARY
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>>150673305
rent free no milly kwab
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>>150675130
so did stone cold.
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hope the bills beat these faggot shitbirds
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>>150675130
I’ll fax his office some data that contradicts that claim
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>>150672209
>thread theme
I just want to add that 2.5 in 6 is NOT a dynasty
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>>150675431
I’ve unplugged his fax machine when I was in the office on Labor Day and he still hasnt noticed.
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>>150675208
Lots of retards have never had to play hockey against raffi torres
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>>150672247
I'll never forget when McDavid literally
>tackled Garland
>clubbed him in the back of the head
....And the entire NHL media screeched that McDavid was the victim.
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>>150675594
yeah he did garly real dirty there, but at least the nucks got some payback
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>>150675628
cheap elbow but also lmao ing at the embellishment
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>>150674528
Comfy game.
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What’s the over under on Copey’s mom abusing Tylenol when she was gestating him?
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>>150675631
It wasn't so much McDavid clubbing a smaller man in the back of the head that bothered me. (Not good, but whatev.)
It was the fucking MEDIA: Just straight-up "2+2=5" gaslighting.
It'd be hilarious if it weren't so bizarre.
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>>150675672
We don't talk about gestation here on /hoc/.
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>>150675647
Does look like a dive but he did get put on IR for a concussion.
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>>150675694
holy kek
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>>150675672
Do you know how over/unders work?
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>>150675672
>Tylenol
>in Vegas
more likely meth
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>>150675721
was mcdick fined? can't remember
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>>150675628
Weaker than Bennet’s people’s elbow on Stolarz desu
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>>150675789
wym I thought Paul Maurice said it was a "Hockey Play"
or am I thinking about a different bennet elbow
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>>150675804
It was more of a hockey moment
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>>150675855
can't argue with that
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>>150675130
Jew boy doesn’t want to pay for all the damages done to players heads
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>>150676156
Gary wouldn't lose a fucking penny.
They want men to be fucking men.
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I miss the way things used to be
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>>150676254
>torres at 5 overall
what were the scouts smoking
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>>150676246
Retard
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Daily reminder that Can'tnada hasn't won a real trophy since 1993
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reminds me of my mountain bros :)
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>>150676564
kino
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>>150675527
Gary knows all, little intern. Good luck on Monday
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>>150675631
That’s the only based thing zadorov has done
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>>150676626
rip
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>>150675694
Unbelievably based
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>>150675694
Lol i remember that
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>>150675696
Nobody on /hoc/ understands reproduction
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>>150676810
Cope im growing mold in my teacup
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>>150676564
Thanks for the reminder :)
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would you bid on this if he had shoved it up his bussy?
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>>150677121
Depends
Why do you ask?
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>>150677121
I would buy Celebrini sleepover puck
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>>150677121
how would they prove that it happened
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>>150677121
I was at that game
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>>150677294
gary would film it
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>>150676938
I have a new appreciation for the Olympics. The rain shadow they cast is the reason Victoria has the only Mediterranean climate in Canada :)
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>>150677347
Pic related
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>>150677215
market research
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>>150676508
That cupbelt line is questionable
>t. Ed in Eagan
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>>150677438
research THIS
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>>150677347
Lmao ok
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research triangle
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That bills ravens game was absolute fucking cinema.
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>>150677727
pige
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>>150677812
we don't talk about nogsmash here
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>>150677894
raidies and steelies won :)
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American football fans OUT
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thus, bud1239 soon became bud1240
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>>150677812
>>150677944
Kys fucking faggot.
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>>150677812
Now imagine 82 Buffalo Sabres games
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>>150678417
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>>150676254
Wow islanders had 1st and 5th picks? They must have been really good in the aughts. The only thing that could stop them is if the owners was a complete fraud
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>>150678537
or if their star goalie washed out after signing a massive contract...
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>>150678413
remember when you said 6 years ago you were "starting school soon and quitting the delivery gig" and you never did either?
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>>150678645
>remember when you said 6 years ago
Seek help.
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>>150679013
are those bedard's lips?
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>>150679021
No they your moms
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>>150679028
bedard's my mom?
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>>150679033
Ya man and she's a sluuuuuut
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>>150679033
your mom is hot, dude
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>>150679050
thanks
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>your mom is hot
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>>150679043
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>>150679086
wow he looks really different in the offseason
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>>150679109
yeah he bimbomaxxes in the summer
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hockey soon(tm)
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What is life like in Newfoundland
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>>150679234
cold lonely wet and poor
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>>150679231
30 days
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>>150679231
cant wait
:)
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>Newfoundland
>Discovered centuries ago
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>>150679247
Sounds like my bpd ex
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>>150679261
it was also a pretty bland/lazy name even for it's time
>well then Gilbert, what shall we call this newly founded land of ours?
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>>150679276
Better than reusing old names from Europe
>new york
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>>150679247
Sounds like my fisherman guy from the old islanders jerseys
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>>150679086
fuck off chambers
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>>150678645
>6 years ago
How terminally online to 4chan do you gotta be to hold a grudge like that
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>>150679299
As opposed to using co opted bastardized and mispronounced chug names?
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>terminally online
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>>150679601
>>150679618
Never forget
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>>150679631
Relationships were made

People died

Friendships came and went

And yet you are still here being upset over sweden delivering newspapers
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>>150679618
On the left there we have the Guinness World Record basedjak, stemming from the guy with the world record for largest mouth agape. The middle one I believe is Markiplier, with his mouth stretched and hair removed. The right being Tony Soprano Basedjak, a still picture from hit TV show "The Sopranos", as Tony is yelling for his wife Carmela do please SHUT DA DOOOOOR
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>>150675628
>Price
The fact that McDavid went out of his way to make this disgusting and horrifying hit tells us so much about his character and disrespect for the sport of hockey
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SHE WAS ABUSIVE TO THE STAAAAAFFFF
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>>150679724
The sport of hockey appeals to retarded rich Jewish kids and frat bros. The game of hockey is 100% dead in 20 years
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Real pacific hours
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POOK
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>>150679715
now that's some good lore
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>rebels win
>steelers win
>raiders win
>aces win
good weekend for the good guys
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>>150680052
wrong FUCKING thread
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>>150680062
vegas genny tranny begone
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>>150680052
All these damn yinzers around me think that’s the Steelers are going to the superbowl because they beat a shit team
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>>150680052
No one fucking cares
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>>150680073
based
>>150680087
worked 1993 kek
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>>150680090
I don't give a shit about American football and nor should you.
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29 days until Gary’s goys come back
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i'm gary's best goy because i've been sitting here waiting all summer
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dylan won
tbg won
copey lost
bud lost and got ignored by noel
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>>150680103
Sad
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>>150680106
KWAB
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>>150680103
Same.
Everything reminds me of my Flames
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>>150666666
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we don't lie here
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>>150680052
*Dials up ICE*>>150679990
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drunk and just set up a 40 hour Art Bell playlist
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>>150680199
share it bro
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>>150680173
lie detected
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>>150680098
29 days until you bitch about hockey again and realize this sport is a crock of shit with faggy owners and general managers
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>>150680204
It's all 10 hour clips from youtube mate
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>>150680222
We watch the CHL here
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>>150680222
Cope
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>>150680275
We don’t
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>>150680329
never watched a single game
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H I T M E N
I
T
M
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Why is Norway so bad
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what would be the most offensive name possible for the next nhl expansion team
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>>150680366
CHL is dead now because ncaa changed its rules
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>>150680378
The Cincinnati numales
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>>150680378
The Manhattan 9/11 was deserved'
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>>150680378
the wisconsin white supremacists
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>>150680378
toledo transgenders

wojak logo
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>>150680378
the boobs
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bud + 1 = trb
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are there a lot of Indians in Sarnia because I have a few hundred played-out SAAR jokes that I wanna make
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>>150680802
= 2 + true
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>>150680376
They’re too focused on skiing
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haven't taken my meds today gonna call someone trb
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Morning marner status: dropped
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https://youtu.be/2AXtoo8cBM4?t=13431
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imagine defending someone known as the raped bitch
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The queers are queering off early today.
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he bubblin'
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>>150681274
flush it down the ikea toilet
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how we do doing today Flamiacs and steeliechads
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I got a 3 hour drive today. What album am I listening to?
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>>150680390
the chl is just younger now. it's going to lose it's best 18/19 year olds but the best U18 players in north america will all be playing in the chl (unless you're an elite talent like mckenna)
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>>150681856
what's the weather going to be like
makes all the difference
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>>150681856
Stephen and the Wons - Rape Sounds
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>>150681856
old episodes of cumtown
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>>150681856
Thank you for this .
I was struggling with filing out my pretentious faggot playlist
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Donnie & Dhali are back today after the break, for season 4 of The Team!
Best sports show/radio in our country by far. Can't wait to see what the boys have been up to this summer.
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>>150682108
grim
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>>150681888
It’s a brisk fall morning that will be 70 degrees by the afternoon
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>>150682108
>dhali
shan't be listening to a can't skate can't lift the puck
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>>150682062
What’s wrong with animal collective?
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>>150682108
they should've cheked the placement of that logo
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>>150682282
Dhali is a good Canadian man. Born and raised in Burnaby, loves his Canucks and loves a nice steak dinner.
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>>150682460
what's his favorite Jinder Mahal match
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>>150681856
https://youtu.be/AVBuTsLwmlU
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>abdul
cringe
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Hey guys just wanted to drop by and say hi and go flames go :D
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hey y'all i have my dilating appointment today. go flyers!
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>>150682665
<3 <3 <3
XOXOXO
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>Dialating appointment
>go flyers
Your bait sucks and you should feel bad.
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>>150682669
yes hello :)
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>gets baited
>ur bait sux!!!
kwab
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my avsies are going to prove something this season, one way or the other
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>>150682918
kwab
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>>150682665
easy, gary
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>>150682460
can he lift a puck off the ice though?
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>>150678417
fucked up. dont say that shit here
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>>150678417
now imagine 84
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fuck it they should just copy MLB and do double/triple headers. stop letting players have their own numbers and just have a number for each position. team who runs out of healthy players last wins the cup
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>>150682929
Makar needs to bounce back
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>>150683123
I can only think in infinites.
Infinite Sabres games where time doesn't end.
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>rags
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>>150683300
>it didn't happen
>she deserved it
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The Montréal Victoire offers its sincere condolences to the Dryden family, as well as to the entire Canadiens family. Mr. Dryden was a significant figure in the history of hockey, particularly in Montreal. Our thoughts are with all his loved ones during this difficult time
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Conor bedard is a bust
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Will Dryden get a state funeral?
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more like province funeral kek
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>>150683790
Shut the fuck up
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>>150683852
no you shut up, don't bully lebannon. fag.
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>meme flag apologists
/hoc/ used to have principles
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>meme flag calls others meme flags
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>>
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>>150683940
Retard
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>>150684000
Detroit still wouldn’t make the playoffs
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>>150684049
u mad bro?
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>>150684190
Retard
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>>150684334
u mad
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>>150684000
>trade entire core
>for meme and jogger
XD XD XD
this fanfic is rich
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>>150683958
Canada is not a meme.
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*indian ESL accent*
>Canada is not a meme.
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thanks for your input josé
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>>150676328
They were thinking look at all that trash that comes next
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fucking heemed lebanon
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>rajesh
>attempting le jose boogeyman
kwab
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Angry Abdul back at it.
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>>150684583
Yes it is
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Content Cleetus just really enjoying his life and not crying hysterically over a flag nope not at all totally not boilin
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Totally not a vpn guys I just talk like the angry autistic retard that posts here everyday i swear it's just a coincidence king
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lmao the angriest autists swarmed like a hive of virgin hornets as soon as I posted from my current location, I did nothing but laugh at all of you and make you look stupid and pathetic (which I continue to do with this post)

anyway you can keep crying I guess I don't really care I just wanna talk about hockey and hockey accessories
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Also here's another paragraph explaining how not mad I am when i get called angry abdul
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>>150684882
2tru
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I also just want to talk about hockey even though I have not made a single hockey related post since I got this new flag
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also let me keep seething and crying since I got raped I need to grasp at straws like word count and project anger on to someone who literally did nothing but post from another country
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being a retard on the internet is haram and angry abdul now doomed himself to muslim hell
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I didn't do nothin! Except seethe and cope!
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>no u
pathetic lmao
anyway how about those WJC kids who train wrecked that girl eh? eh?
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Guess who I am

Alalalalalalalalalla
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why is this sissy trying to get so much attention from /hoc/ chads?
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>>150684951
We know who you are, Arpit
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no it's angry abdul lol
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>no ur crying lol I'm not crying every time I see a different flag I definitely don't crypost lol no that's u not me lol
ya cry?????
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>20 minutes later
Kwab
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>>150672242
Why the fuck did you think it was a good idea to save a thumbnail and then post it here?
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More people should take taylors advice
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if she wasn't dating kelce she would be dating luke witkowski
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Shut up you dumb faggot
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>>150685612
Good post
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Ok. I'm ready to have a discussion about hockey.
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aj lee is just hours away from delivering her first promo in decade
special night
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>>150685980

What dingdong diddly teams have the best chance of the cup this year, which franchise will shock everyone, what's the biggest trade gonna be?

Shower, hit the weights, obtain height, engage in coitus
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>>150685980
Who can stop Florida?
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>>150685980
I last bought nhl23 so I think I’m going to buy nhl26 on Friday but o have no friends that are into hockey. Anyone looking for online teammate? Please respond
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>tune in to watch a woman talk!
lol
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>>150686043
Well, I'm no Pierre LeBrun or anything, but I reckon the Carolina Hurricanes have as good a chance as anyone. A franchise that will shock everyone? The veteran Penguins might exceed under the radar and push for a wildcard spot. The biggest trade, you ask? Next summer's Free Agent Frenzy will be frenetic indeed as many household-names will be hitting the market. Don't be shocked to see Minnesota move Kaprizov while his value is at its highest.
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>>150686150
The 0enguins are going nowhere and the Wild owner said he is going to give Kaprizov that biggest contract in league history.
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b ud won
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>>150686184
That's just your opinion. And, you're entitled to be wrong. :)
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>>150686116
aj rules tranny nobody watches your gay fed kwab trannymite and translision are getting cancelled off of HBO Max
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JEN!
no milly
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Wrestling is so whack now. Definitely in the "not" column of the annual Hot or Not lists. Think hockey is in the not column too.
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im hot
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>>150686265
/hoc/ definitely is
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Tuned into TSN Overdrive.
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rip dryden
f
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>>150686903
Old news
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>>150686932
a great man died
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>>150686903

RIP DRYDEN

Thank God, you never had to visit /hoc/ and see all the Kwabetteys in the thread argue over, whether or not Lemieux had a 2 incher or a 1 incher
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>>150686944
3 days ago
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New Jeopardy season starts tonight
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>>150686985
no wonder you consider sean higgins a national treasure
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>>150687061

KWAB for 400

Why are the oily boys, the greatest hockey team in the world and the Calgary Flames the biggest home of cow copulaters?
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>>150687165
t. never watched an episode of jeopardy
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>>150687200
Jen
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>>150687165
They miss your mom
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i got 11/12 on j6! this morning
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bud1240
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mitch85
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>here's the host of jeopardy, bud the won
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>>150687555
checked!
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Marner so large today it began to breach the rim
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a promising airman had his career cut short by this lunch item
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>>150687066
Retard
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>>150687630
what is a burrito?
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trb sweating on jeopardy while $5,000 in the red
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three bongs, bruthas
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>>150687625
I’ve had to flush while still docked hoping it would break off. If I don’t flush multiple times mid-Marner I get paperless clogs
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>>150688007
Black people disproportionately represented in this racist list
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Just dropped my second marner of the day
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Any of you bros gonna watch Monday night football
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>>150688171
I call it Monday Night Commercials (because of all the commercials you see)
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>>150688171
nfc north kino. i'll check it out but raw is the priority, of course.
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>>150688201
Haha yeah it’s true, there are alot of commercials.
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>>150688201
mind if i steal this?
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>>150688209
Based E-god
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Adrenaline in my soul
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>>150688171
No I’m not a numale
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS0r4_nOOTA
based
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>>150688226
the hour has 22 minutes...
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I hope to see that new Vikings twink cheerleader.
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>>150688171
>football
We don’t call it that here
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>>150688171
I don't watch football. Stop asking.
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>>150688362
I watch the CPL desu
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Look at this pencil neck geek
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>>150688421
grit eatin' freak
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might have a cheeky wank
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>>150688470
Wolf pic will do that
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>>150688470
Don’t fap >:( you’ll lose gains
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>>150688458
Sé que muchas veces dije que el lobo venía
Pero esta vez, el lobo está acá
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>>150688527
>>150688470
>>150688500

KWABETTYS not rubbing it rocket Richard
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F L A M E S
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>>150688596
R U L E
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erm every team has ads like this right?
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>>150688723
It's Ciallis now
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>>150688723
They know their target audience
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>>150688723
I watch hockey and my dick doesn't work. Problem, liberal?
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>>150688830

You just named every single person that posts on /hoc/
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>>150688863
im hard RIGHT NOW
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>>150672725
tfw when you wage
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>>150688470
dont wank, pray
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>>150688894
Down with the clown until I'm dead in the ground, that's what's up.
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mcdavid bros... maybe he doesnt like that beautiful house his wife made for him and thats why hes leaving :(
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cum hard? on a hockey board?

no thanks
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>>150689083
I hope he signs with my Canucks!
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woop woop
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>>150689147
Apparently he's willing to take a discount to play with my flames!
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https://x.com/6ixbuzztv/status/1964898321119724012?t=CfPvKt2r9UygVXOhnoFaaA&s=19
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>>150689158
https://youtu.be/NHZe09hCpHk Im not the biggest icp guy but this song is hard
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>>150689177
cringe
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>>150689195
Try this one

https://x.com/6ixbuzztv/status/1962337317722423663?t=y64cR0h94Ub61gO-qNqYig&s=19
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>>150689251
They're just saying what everyone is thinking.
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SHUTUP. YOU DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP.
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>>150689291
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>/pol/ posting in /hoc/
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This thread.never shuts upabout brown people anyways
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>>150689467

Jerome Ignla?
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IGGYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>150689467
samir mentioned
omar mentioned
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>>150688863
I still get morning wood
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>>150689658
are they brothers? they fight like they are
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Just ate a huge salad that was very fibrous, I also had a protein bar earlier, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich earlier today as well. My marner tomorrow will be of insurmountable girth.
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based and brown pilled shitter
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>>150689718
don't forget to have some pipping hot coffee first thing in the morning
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>>150689847
cute :3
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>>150689847
Fujoshi NHL general manager Daniel Briere
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We running for Terry next week?
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>>150689984
yeah bud
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>>150689984
I haven't done a 5k since high school
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>>150689718
we don't call those that here now
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>>150690179

That's not Gump Worsley
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Give me courage frens to send out a scary email
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>>150690332
Just send it
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>>150690332
What kind of scary email?
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>>150690332
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>>150690704
Thanks
>>150690712
I’m asking someone from my past who I haven’t spoken to in 9 years about something
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>9 goals on 26 shots… you bum
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>>150690749
Why would you ever do that
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>>150690790
I want to learn my father figure/hockey coach’s address so I can send him a birthday card. I can’t ask him directly so I’m emailing his wife
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>>150690332
we're literally all going to die within the next 70 years who cares
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>>150690748
Thanks Pekka :DDDD
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It says I need to freeze thos for 6 hours but so you think i can just drink it?
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>>150690834
Why is that making you nervous? I think she will think the gesture is sweet.
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>>150690922
Fun fact you can eat bacon "raw"
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>>150690870
those two posts made me laugh way too hard :DD
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>>150690973
i mean OP's
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>>150690973
I also think they’re funny :DDD
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>>150690748
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>>150691097
Jen
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just ate a box of crackers
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>>150691175
Cheez its?
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>>150691097
holy shit rabbit hole deepens. that last part is really wild, also that last pic is really wild too :DD this must be some sort of parody
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>>150691185
there's a silly guy who makes strange things and posts them around cities kek
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ترجمة جوجل مخصصة للمتخلفين عقليا kwab
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Fuck the dmv for not being open on weekends
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>>150691216
hope to learn him more some day, tonights not the day
>>150691286
fell for it..
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>What do you miss most about Switzerland?
>My family, my friends, eating together, barbecues. In the US, I often spend my evenings alone. That's not a problem, and I'm used to it.
Sounds like a /hoc/ poster minus the having the family and friends part
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>>150691184
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>>150691375
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
I haven’t had friends since school
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It’s gotten cold enough outside that I need to wear sweatpants
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>>150691371
You have to be 18 to post here
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hurricane season has been eerily quiet this year
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>>150691371
>pleb
ngmi
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>>150691484
Seems like every other year there’s a weak season for hurricanes
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>>150690951
I hope she thinks my gesture is sweet. I’m just uncomfortable since we haven’t spoken in a while
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>>150691371
Kill yourself desu family
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Florida Panthers desu
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>>150691654
Season 2 is controversial, some think it’s the worse others think it’s the best. If you’re bored don’t watch it
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>>150674255
dustin wolf is good
and california is just bc with more guns and less waiting for healthcare
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>>150691717
Regardless of how she reacts, it is a kind gesture, so I think you can rest easy. If she responds weird that's her problem.
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>>150691371
It gets better. It starts really slow.
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Oh never mind if you werent hooked by the end of season one it's probably not dor you
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I like the bell guy from breaking bad. I bet he was a flameschad
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Season 2 is literally the best season if you aren't a retard and know something about anything. The ILA nearly shut down the country last year.
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Just saying, it was easier to find a wide variety of pumpkin beers at this time of the year while we still had Wokeness
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>>150691861
All that matters is that somehow I can send a card to him :)
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>>150692032
G I M I
I
M
I
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for me it's frasier
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If you missed last night's moon you can still catch a nice looking one tonight
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>>150692133
It's really yellow and round :)
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>>150692072
good luck fren :)
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>>150692133
I took this picture last night
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>>150692352
I found it quite unnerving myself
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>>150692180
Just like the puck!
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>>150692352
that's a beautiful photo. do you live near a forest?
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>>150692535
No i live in the subrurbs im just fortunate my yard backs on to a soccer field surround by trees on 3 sides
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ban fighting
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>>150692540
You can have this year and we will have next year!
:)
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>>150692588
neat
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Seriously though, when are we going to get a non-sunbelt Stan Lee?
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Also, as a Sabres fan, I appreciate every Canadian team ...except Toronto. Fuck Toronto.
>laffs
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>>150692835
hope you didn't bitch out on the bills game last night
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>>150674255
You know it's bad when Habs future goalie prospect is a American.
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>>150692856
Only the fans from Ontario left early.
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>>150692909
he's the patrick roy of flordia
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Morning /hoc/ I slept terribly the ol' 'Pnea acted up again
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Gary Bruce Bettman.
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>>150693045
KWAB
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>>150693045
Sorry you slept like shit fren
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>>150693268
Thanks fren.
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how are you /hoc/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq3FROVbchk
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>>150693766
Tune
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Oh is it juke box hours

https://youtu.be/vP4mz1qT5vc?si=m4lnhYE6yCylI8fg
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>>150693766
better than jj mcarthy that's for sure
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>>150693766
i watched a video recently where the drummer talked about this song he fucken hated it back in the day kek
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>>150693766
not great
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>>150692792
1-2 a decade with the income tax free locations winning all the rest
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>>150693861
>William Braunstein
>>>/sp/nba
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Thought on Stolarz resigning with the Leafs?
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>>150694199
The names Bill
https://youtu.be/jlBe4dh7VkQ?si=CYXv8HeQ9q29St-n
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>>150694251
Yeah i dont even know who their starter is
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>>150694269
>jewish wigger music
do you work at burger king by any chance
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>>150694328
Hell no I work at Wendys
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>>150694328
Ding fries are done
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>>150692856
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Ill bill joint is dope and djpremieredpilled
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Was there any discussion about Wolf wanting to sign long term with our Flames
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>>150695284
last i heard he was taking it slow, focusing on hockey, not worried about getting anything done right away
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>>150695177
Based
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>>150695284
Why would he want to do that when there’s a dearth of quality tendies?
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Btw did anon send that fucking email or not?
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>>150695284
This is all I've seen. I hope he decides to stay with our Flames :)
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>>150695390
Because he loves our flames for having drafted him after your shit team passed on him
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https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/flames-dustin-wolf-talks-long-term-future-in-calgary/
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>>150695403
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>>150695390
>dearth
good word.
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Wolf is an interesting situation now, he is literally the starting goalie (unless "Devon Cooley" (literally who) somehow steals the job.

He's not going to sign shit unless it's starter money, yet he still needs to prove himself as a starter. This is Wolf's first season as a starter. If Wolf flops the Flames don't really have a goalie.
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>>150695609
Kek
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Please let a fudging snow belt team win the Cup this time...
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>>150695578
>“I’m glad Calgary took a swing. I love the city. I love everything about it.”
Our boy is staying AWOOOOOOOOO
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Give him 8x8 while you can still buy the extra year
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My time in Agassiz convinced me this is the greatest Fraser valley community of all time
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Hoc in the house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRaWdc3VT6Q
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>>150695918
What makes it so great?
Chilliwack is the shittiest fraser valley community of all time imo
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>>150695766
Mate, Gary changed the rules. It's 7 years max all around.
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tomorrow
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finna watch raw soon
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>>150696114
Retard
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kwab at the softpusy coming into the NFL gamethread trying to talk shit and getting BTFO, like usual. >m-m-m-my cups
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>>150696252
twinkies bout to win tonight too
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Awooooooo
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>>150696146
we don't sign our posts here
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>>150698140
>>150698140
>>150698140
Nu and uncucked



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