Patty Cuckitini
First for Lameme isn't elite
Apologize
well?
>>150702741>>150702762New stadium means a bunch of events and a superbowl. It's a better investment long term, especially because the Waltons are probably going to get Denver to cover a big chunk of the cost.
>NFL kickers
The first lose-lose trade in NFL history
>>150702790Oh ho ho
It was supposed to be the zest era....
>>150702755Ben Johnson needs to buck break Caleb Williams. This dude refuses to trust what he sees and throw the fucking ball.
>>150702791I bend the knee jj-san
>>150702816Alright fine, he may be elite-ish but he damn sure wasn't this past week.
>>150702790wrong
I feel bad for you if your team isn't 0-1 and didn't get their bad luck out of the way early
>>150702803Public funds being used to build team owned stadiums needs to be banned at some point. If the people pay, the people should have 100% ownership of it.
Micah Parsons is going to be a menace to my vikies for years to come, thanks Jerry you asshoe!
Vinatieri should come back.
You’re about to be real quiet in February when Mahomes slips on Louie’s smegma excreted from his bussy, and suffers a Super Bowl losing fumble.
>>150702795The Eagles are not juggernauts. They belong in the tier below the Bills and Packers.
TL;DR new Broncos stadium with retractable roof coming soon
>>150702847
>>150702755Imagine drafting a guy who leaped into the seats so he could cry to his mommy after losing a college game and making him your franchise QB.
You guys are to hard on Gayleb, yesterday it was his nails and nail polish that was making it hard to throw the ball accurately. Ben Johnson needs to do a team wide ban on nail polish.
Bears fans are you happy your QB is a total flaming faggot?
>>150702795Packers aren’t even remotely ‘juggernauts’
>>150702844The problem is NFL teams are PR juggernauts run by billionaires. Going against them is bad for a politician's career and the people brave enough to stand up against them are quickly replaced with more receptive politicians.
I love the Chicago sports media
Ping-pong table status?
It's over for the rest of the league, we just cut Jake Moody.
Young Lou make ya blue?
IT’S ANYONE’S YEAR
>>150702914Starting to think the Patriots should've drafted JJ over Maye.
>>150702887He's too easily bullied. It's one thing to be gay but being the softest zestiest buck in the pasture isn't QB1 material. Dude needs to have gachimuchi videos on repeat at home until he finds his balls again. If he can be gay without being a faggot on the field he'll find success.
>>150702873>retractable roof coming soonShould be banned in football stadiums. Soulless, just like Walmart.
>>150702791Why? He was sub 150 yards and threw a pick 6.>coomback against chiraqI don't care
>>150702914Nobody cares about beating the Bears.
>>150702932Why? He's surrounded by talent that wouldn't be on the Patriots.
God I wish I was the Colts HC just for her to call me into her office and mommy dom me.
>>150702931Bills-Eagles. Cap it. No cap.
>>150702873Gay.
>>150702934Denver will never get a superbowl without a roof. This is all about money.
They should make these man children paid millions play everyday of the week I demand more blood
>>150702957It was lulzy to see her wandering around with a clipboard talking to no one and doing nothing and pretending to be important the entire game
>>150702914He showed that he has balls, but last years Kangs would have raped Chicago like 40-10 in Monday's game
>>150702957That dyke might be the first lesbian team owner in league history.
ball knowers, don't you usually want to block the guys trying to sack your QB?
>>150702795Major Packturd sneak
>>150702979It's better than her dad getting high and fucking with shit randomly.
>>150702812Imagine how happy McCarthy is that neither of these shit teams drafted him and he got to go to an actual good team instead of trying to salvage a dumpster fireAlso threadly reminder that tanking does not fucking work in the NFL. If you're bad enough to have the #1 overall pick whoever you draft will just be undermined by your terrible team. You don't get good by being bad at everything and hoping one player magically helps your entire team do a 180
>>150702956Fair enough.
>>150702843DERRICK HENRY NEVER FUMBLES
I already took the bullets out of my closet. If Caleb plays like dogshit again against the Lions, I will lose all hope and it will be the end for me.
>no football for 48+ hoursFuck me, im having withdrawals
>>150703001Why are people so high up on the Clots? They beat up the retarded kid.
>>150703001>Ravens>respectable loss
>>150703010Don't become another Chicago statistic
>>150702958*blocks your path to repeat*
fucking JAGUARS
>>150702957That's a man, baby.
>>150703016Because it's based on performance for game 1. Obviously they'd get destroyed by the Chiefs or Ravens.
planning on visiting chicago for the first time ever in february. Where should I stay? What is the most fun thing to do there?
>>150702755manifesting JJ x Caleb gay love story ending
>>150703034That jersey is working overtime
>>150703000Tanking has worked exactly twice in NFL history. The Cowboys tanked in 89 and the Colts tanked in 97
>>150703053A car mechanic and a brain surgeon walk into a bar...
have you tried Josh Allen's Snicker sauces?
>DUDE we can't have a roof because being miserable in the cold is our culture!
>>150702942Only QB in nfl history to score 3 4th quarter TDs in their debut Only QB since Cam Newton to score 2 passing TDs and a rushing TD in their debut.Best passer rating of the 2024 class for their debutsOne of only 2 QBs of the 2024 class to throw a TD during their debuts
>>150702981It was his first game and if he played the same in every quarter that's what it would've been.
>>150702990There is no known defense to the Blitznola bonanza
>>150703071Guess what, Viqueers. I was meming and antagonizing you but I knew all along that if KOC chose JJ then he was probably gonna be a good QB. That being said, I still look forward to seeing the Packers ass rape you.
>>150703064It kinda worked for the bengals tooThey just ruined it after building a juggernaut of an offense by letting their defense fall apart lmao
>>150703049Stay in the Wrigleyville/Lake View area. Tons of bars, restaurants etc.
>>150703082Even if they had one, Buffalo was still never hosting a Super Bowl
>>150703082Correct
>>150702790LaMeme is a regular season stat monkey. He'll scramble around and make a buncha plays that have the commentators go "WOW THIS IS WHAT MAKES HIM SO DANGEROUS AND SUPERMAN!!!", then fuck it all up in the 2nd or 3rd round of the playoffs as usual.
>>150703105I don’t drink alcohol
the fact that the bengals won that game really pissed me off
>>1507027951. Packers2. Eagles3. Bills4. Ravens5. Rams6. Chargers7. Chiefs8. Commanders9. Buccaneers10. Vikings11. 49ers12. Lions13. Broncos14. Bengals15. Steelers16. Texans17. Jaguars18. Cardinals19. Seahawks20. Colts21. Raiders22. Cowboys23. Bears24. Falcons25. Jets26. Patriots27. Titans28. Browns29. Giants30. Panthers31. Dolphins32. Saints
>>150703114Every new stadium that meets the requirements gets a superbowl. Its one of the ways that the NFL bullies cities into giving the owners free money.
>>150703121Then why visit Chicago
>>150702933Aaron Rodgers was able to be a great QB and he might be the greatest gay player in the history of the game. Gayleb needs to shack up with Rodgers so he can show him how to be a alpha top.
>>150703016This. Still 3rd best in AFCS.
my playoff team predictions>AFC division winnersBillsSteelersJaguarsChargers>AFC wild cards BengalsBroncos Colts>NFC division winnersGiants (go on a run once Dart takes over)Vikings Buccaneers Rams>NFC wild cardsLionsNinersSeahawks
>>150702133>mentally sharperDidn't say that but okay>>150702812Darnell Wright & Tyrique Stevenson have been great starters.
>>150703017Gamblercucks lose again
>>150703121Cringe. Its ok to say I rarely drink but when people say they don't drink at all I 360 the fuck away from those weirdos
>>150703049One of the NW or Western suburbs that has a train station since it's cheaper than staying in the city. Otherwise I'd look in the North Side but it's expensive as fuck.
the sack is Caleb Williams’ favorite part
Da Arlington Bears
>>150702795Move Bills down to playoff teams and you would be correct
>my niners somehow won with kittle dead, Jennings dead, aiyuk dead, the worst kicker in the league, and purdy throwing 2intsWhat a fucking disgusting win.
>>150703135>Saints >32The Saints didn't look as bad as I expected them to and actually showed signs of being well coached. They're not gonna win a ton of games but could be a tough out to a lot of teams. Kellen Moore might actually be a good head coach.
>>150702931Except for the teams that are 0-1. It's over.
>>150703157It's too late, nothing can fix him. Caleb was born the wrong kind of gay to play football. It was cruel for his parents to push him to play sports, he would have been much happier doing musical theatre.
>>150703168Kiss the rings
>>150703178For things to do, I'd do a boat tour and go to one of the museums. The best bars are defs around Lake View area.
>6 sacks from the number 1 defense How's Cam Ward feeling this afternoon?
>>150703211"Sheeeeeitttt"
>>150703211I actually thought he looked pretty damn good for his 1st start, especially against that defense. Apparently, I'm the only one though.
>>150703168I hope you're right but lay off the drugs
>>150703211his bussy's sore
>>150703177Ok alkie, take another drink im sure it will improve your life!
>>150703229Nah he definitely looked good, better than Bo honestly. He just got his ass whooped by the Broncos defense
Guess Kangz bros run this place
>>150703177as a Jew, this absolutely warms my heart. Good goy
>>150703229You are correct. People are too quick to blame everything on the QB, especially when he's a rookie.
>According to Aaron Jones, in the 3rd quarter, when things were not going well, JJ McCarthy looked at his guys in the huddle and said “is there anywhere else in the world you would rather be?”Straight out of the textbook of Jim Harbaughisms
>here's your new starting QB, Aarón Rodriguez
>>150703238>>150703253>durka durka mohamed jihad
>>150703229>Apparently, I'm the only one though.No. People who know ball know that Ward did a good job given the circumstances. The Tits were the #1 pick for a reason. There's nobody to throw to
>>150703238>>150703253Being unable to into moderation sends uncanny signals to well-adjusted people
>>150702928did that yt boi just twerk?
reminder McCarthy got bailed out with bs PIs to keep the game watchable down the stretch
>>150703246Yes we do
>>150703238>>150703253Autism
It's pretty unanimous that most people turned off the Ravens/Bills game at halftime and woke up surprised the Bills won, huh?
>>150703281Reminder the refs gave Caleb William a TD within the last minutes of the game he was well a yard short of
>>150703177Actually sweaty, theres tons of alcoholics who quit drinking and take their sobriety seriously and thats based
>>150703246All me btw
wtf is this a new mandela effect? has Arizona always been the Cardinals?i have no memory of an NFL team called the Cardinals. there is an MLB baseball team and a college football team with Cardinals mascot but not an NFL team
>>150703302anon, I know you want this meme, we all do but Carson Palmer existed and we all loved him here
>>150703302My highschool football team ripped off the Cardinals logo and I'm 31. They've been around forever
>>150703311>so drunk I got Carson Palmer mixed up with Kurt Warner for a minutegood lor di need to stop drinkingi mean Kurt Warner existed and we all loved him here
>>150703302I like their old logo where the bird wasn't annorexic
>>150703325>lovedAs nannerfag the most I can give Kurt Warner is respect.
Gaylib being the worst QB in his draft class is typical Bears. Spencer Rattler might even be better.
>>150703281This. The Vikings D was gassed and Swift was gashing them. It was the most shameless bailout I've seen yet this season.>>150703294>Reminder the refs gave Caleb William a TD within the last minutes of the game he was well a yard short ofYou didn't even watch the game. They marked Caleb short and he came back and threw a TD pass. Also, the Vikings tried to kill Caleb & Moore on the same play, they fucking deserved the flags, got lucky the DB wasn't thrown out.
>>150703168So you're telling me Niners is the team with a black QB who make the playoffs?
Way too early playoff picturehttps://www.cbssports.com/nfl/standings/playoffrace/
>>150703302Aren't the Cardinals the 2nd oldest team in the NFL? It's like Bears, Cardinals than Packers.
>>150703361New York rightfully reviewed the tape and marked him shortoriginally they gave him the TD before realizing the footage was not "too questionable to overturn"
>>150703370>Colts and Cheese Heads at number 1What?
Why is Caleb so fucking zesty?
>>150703370These playoffs would be based af
>>150703211Why do teams keep drafting QBs early in the 1st when they have dogshit olines, then putting them in week 1 before they fortify said oline?The only QB that has ever developed with an awful Oline is Peyton. Shitty olines have probably killed half a dozen potential HOF QB careers, and dozens more pro bowl QBs
wait is Kurt Warner just the NFCW version of Brett Favre
>AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU>*saxophone solo*
>>150703357yo is this nigga getting topped on the sideline?
>>150703398It's because of his mom. She works at a salon and used to practice nails and shit on him as a kid.
>>1507034094 weeks until he puts in Bagent
>>150703311im not even kapping bro fr fri started googling and i recognize this C within a C logo thing but NOT the stupid bird
>>150703397when everyone's 1-0 or 0-1 it goes down to points scored/allowed
>Offenses the Bears matched or out-scored in week 1:BunglesBrownoidsLolphinsGaytriotsAintsGnatsPantsTitsNAMBLAciscoShithawksDetoiletRasmsToxins
Should've just kept Fields, traded the pick and drafted Joe Alt. Caleb isn't it.
>>150703265Imagine giving your DNA to the Jewish shenanigans that has been 23andme
>>150703382No shit, i actually watched the game
Caleb just can't win with these cats
49ers have 4 games within the next 23 days. Somebody will die, most likely McCaffrey, and their season will be cooked.
>>150703364What do those hand signs mean?
>>150703450If you did you'd know Caleb looked like shit. After starting 10/10 he went 11/25
>>150703450right, but they blatantly tried to give Gayleb a few Tuddie
>>150703295Haha no thanks bro I'm 6532 days sober!
>>150703406Kurt Warner is Brett Favre with the all the evil exorcised.
>>150703361Damn now I know JJ is elite because people are already calling him a ref baby and crying about their shit team losing to him
Know that if you disrespect our soldiers that you are subject to public ridicule. Imagine not honoring our men and women who have served overseas to protect our freedoms
This your QB1?
>>150703504What a retarded design for a pool
>>150703504I'm going to say it: Caleb Williams is a faggot
>>150703520We don't say the f-word here sweetie.
Bro is already checked out he hates caleb
So Kelce knocked out Worthy so he could get more targets and pretend he's the best TE in history, right?
>>150702838He's basically the Russell Westbrook of the NFL
How is he feeling?
>>150702795>Vikings>PlayoffsLol. They got abused by a terrible Bears team until McCarthy ate his can of spinach. There's very little chance they can win 9 more games like that.
>>150703538Imagine how hard Taytay's pussy dried up seeing the Chiefs lose
>said in the off season that the Vikings fixed their interior while the bears cheaped out besides Thuney and their oline was still shit>was called dumb by bears fans, they claimed the bears would have one of the best olines in the nflLOLLMAO
>>150703534I feel bad for him. Have a super promising career going and get traded to play with Justin Fields and Caleb Williams who throws him hospital balls.
>>150703504whose the guy with all that ice nxt to him and the pencil thin mustache?some nepo babby?god i wish i could be a trustfund kiddiehes probably gaylebs drugdealer right
>>150703382>originally they gave him the TDThey always do that, retard. TDs automatically get reviewed
my gf is trying to commit us to attending two separate birthday parties for her coworkers this sunday. One is a brunch and the other is rooftop cocktails. I am looking at having to drop close to $350 between the drinks, attire, and gifts for this stupid shit AND have to miss all the games sunday.Im going to kms
>>150703504There is no way he doesn't take it in the ass
Broncos defense as predicted, it's murderball time
>>150702775My wife's son and I say this.
>>150703577normally when my teams QB is a yard short of the first down and jumps out of bound without knocking down the Pylon, he gets called short of the Touchdown.
>>150702905They completely dominated last years' (regular season) conference champ. No other team had as impressive a win last weekend
>>150703550Man it's almost like rookie QBs take time to developAs JJ develops he'll start to more and more consistently look the way he did in the 4th quarter.
>>150703302Do you not follow NFL?
>>150702755I love the blue
>>1507027913 quarters of ass garbage1 quarter of hey we might have something hereLooking good?
>pee eff eff
>>150703573Some rapper named "Yeat". He's basically Puerto Rican.
>>150702755Jim would be proud
Is your QB elite?
Is playboi carti the most talented musician alive?
>>150703583>brunch for you birthday
>>150702928More like blue balls... SHEEEEEESH
>>150703658Where can I find the full Dolphins-Colts game?
>>150703666Stat padders are soulless and going to hell digits confirmed
>>150703624casual Lions fan. i recognize every other team but then i saw the damn cardinal on this chart and thought WTF that aint real >>150702795
>>150703666>black qbs
>>150703702liveleak
>>150703666There is no way Prudy is elite with 2 ints on Sunday.
>>150703464He touched the ball 31 times last game. He was like 75% of the offense.
>>150703722kek
>>150703658Jim would be way too high to care.
>>150703744Based
>>150703192>youdoubt thats big cat
>>1507031351. Packers 2. Eagles 3. Bills 4. Ravens 5. Rams 6. Chargers 7. Commanders8. Chiefs9. Buccaneers 10. Lions 11. Broncos12. Steelers13. 49ers14. Bengals 15. Colts16. Jaguars17. Vikings 18. Cardinals 19. Seahawks 20. Texans21. Raiders 22. Falcons23. Bears 24. Cowboys25. Jets 26. Patriots 27. Titans 28. Browns 29. Giants 30. Saints31. Dolphins 32. PanthersFixes it for you
>>150703760The fact that you dont even have the rams in the top 5 tells me all I need to know
>>150703017Doing this against the Bills is incredibly retarded considering they have an offense that never lays off the gas.
>>150703760The kangz will sweep green gay again lil bro
>>150703619Correct. They'll be contenders next year. This year they'll have less than 10 wins
>>150703733Purdy was also saved from a guaranteed INT by an amazing catch from a literal nobody.
the razorcakening
>>150703760t. obese Packer fan
The ravens losing really distracts from how unbelievably good their offense is. Henry has the most rushing yards currently and Flowers has the most WR yards which really makes the dual threat statement. They could've gone a lot harder too if Harbs didn’t pull the gas so early in both halves. And with such a strong start it makes you wonder if Derrick Henry will break the rushing record.
>>150703666Ye
>>150703772...did you mistype or do you need your eyes checked?
>>150703049Go to a Super Bowl party to watch the bears BTFO the Bills
>>150703760Anyone that doesn't put their team as all 32 spots is a massive faggot
>>150703647>born on February 26, 2000Bros im feeling old
>>150703666>Efficient game managerMUH BOY LEARNED FROM THE BEST
>Seahawks>season already fucking overi think it's time to end it, bros.
>>150703554I thought they held up well for their first game as a unit going against a good blitz-heavy defense. Caleb had plenty of time but made too many bad reads and inaccurate throws.
>>150703814Trvke. Scoring on 7 straight drives on the road to open the game was nuts. Too bad Harbaugh left his nuts in Baltimore. Can't believe Henry still has so much juice at 31. Easily going to be a 1st ballot. Fingers crossed we can get 2 more years at close to this level
>>150703827IN the top 5….Are you a fucking retard or soemthing? Do you not know what IN the top 5 means???
>this is the kangs' hero they can't stop raving aboutwew
>>150703857IN the top 5 means that if you made a list of the top 5 they'd be on that list, which is what occurred.Are you retarded?
>>150703868elite
Maybe giving up 41 or 40 is the sign your defense isn’t that good?
>>150703868extremely elite
>McSharty scrapes by with a win against the worst team in the NFL
>>150703892this is just bad defense newfriend>>150703924fine throw
>>150703856You don't keep a job in the NFL for 17 years without being extremely conservative. It's the price Ravens fans have to pay for such a long run of consistently good coaching.
FTF bros..... Prepare for Mahomes Mountain to still have Pat top 3
>>150703891Wrong, dumbass faggot. IN the top 5 means the team falls within the four slots leading up to the 5th. FUCKING MORON
>>150703847Thanks for Geno losers
>>150703949>this is just bad defense newfriendIts great vision and awareness. A lot of QBs when tasked with rushing just run aimlessly into the back of defenders or slide and wouldn't have picked up the TD there.JJ however reads the situation perfectly, and finds the hole fit for him right between his blocker and the defender allowing it to be a TD.
New in a few>>150676498>>150676498>>150676498
>>150703464Our season is already over :(
>>150703992fuck off retard
>>150703992>team in fifth place isn't in the top 5Smartest rams fan
>>150703772>>150703857>>150703992>mutt education
>>150703464It already is
After this weekend I can confirm that the new kickoff rules are rancid. Hitting a 30 yard pass and already being in realistic field goal range is just stupid.
>>150704026He's right you dumbass MaoriTop 5=Anything before 5
>>150704049By next season every possession will start at the 50 yard line
>>150703868>7 of the Bears points came on a pick 6Holy shit how shit was gaylib really?
>>150704021>>150704018>seething because he’s right
>>150704080>Holy shit how shit was gaylib really?10/10 passing in the first quarter11/25 to end the gameHorrific stat line
>>150703892Like, this is the shit you want your RB doing. When people talk about RBs having elite vision in finding a hole, this is what they mean.look at JJ Just thrust himself in-between using Hockenson to not only block his assign, but 55 from the back.This play really gives me hope for JJ.
Who will the Packers beat in the Super Bowl?
>>150704099JJ McCarthy has the potential to be a great RB
>>150703583You think that's bad? I was looking forward to last week's Texas vs Ohio game but I only caught a glimpse of it because my gf made me go to some stupid wedding. And that's not even the worse part. While I was there, I found out the groom was her ex.
>>150703803Packers were a playoff team last year that only lost to the SB champs and came into this year dominating the previous #1 seed. Who looks better? The Eagles who trailed the dogshit cowboys for nearly half the game? The Bills who needed divine intervention to beat the Ravens after giving up 40 points?Packers are the only team that looked unstoppable against an ostensibly good team
>>150704080He's already spooked harder than Darnold was on the Jets. One bad thing happening completely breaks him mentally.
>>150704111Trips of truth. Super Bowl 1 rematch against the KC Swifts would be kino because everyone would be pissed off and not know who to root for.
>>150703084>on pace to not be a steaming pile by age 29
>>150704129humiliation ritual
>>150703992That would be "within" the top 4. The top 5 is a thing. It contains 5 teams. To be in that thing means to be one of the 5 teams, not 4 teams
>>150703965Just tuned in and Nick Wright is already blaming Ben Johnson for Caleb's awful performance lol
>>150704129Do cucks really?
>>150704129At least you know that the bride was way more unhappy that you two were there than you were.
Bear fans say this isn't PI lmao he tackled him. Even if not PI it's still illegal contact which results in a 1st down anyways.
>>150703554>>150703848Vikings also have an upgraded D line. It was shit before so they had to blitz to create pressure. Wouldn't give up on the Bears o-line yet.
This is the QB Caleb Williams wishes he was
Remember when gaylib missed the net from 10 feet away and threw a hissy fit?
>>150702034>>150702069>>150704244Here's week 13, a little better
Anyway 5 = 5
>>150704279Caleb wishes he was Mason Rudolph so he could spend some quality time with Aaron Rodgers.
>>150704253Nah
>>150704305UH OH STINKY
>>150703534Moore is also a dumbass that said Caleb shouldn't worry about Justin Fields' legacy. As if they didn't lose 20+ games with him.
>>150703959Retard version of webm related
>>150704345Bearsbros? This is your QB?
i've been reliably informed that Caleb Williams simply needs more time
>>150704391As a gay crybaby mutt who cries to his mother whenever anything goes wrong Caleb makes me feel represented.
>>150704430Big if true.
>>150704430To be fair he did endure David Carr levels of trauma last year and has played a total of one game in a completely new offense, but yeah those inaccurate throws were pretty bad.
What team is going to trade for Dak when the Cowboys take Nussmeier with Green Bay's pick?
>>150704345for me, it's the one that completely misses the net and hits the guy behind it
>>150704506Dolphins
>>150704506Dak for Caleb Williamswho says no
>https://www.bleedinggreennation.com/eagles-film-review/157882/eagles-cowboys-film-review-one-of-the-best-games-ive-seen-jalen-hurts-playSome good analysis of the Eagles offense against the Cowboys here, with all-22 film, if anyone's interested.
>>150704533Dak would only get them 4ish more wins a year by my estimates. Not worth it.
Caleb Williams had a higher completion percentage and yards per attempt than Baker Mayfield, despite playing against a way better defense.Let that sink in
>>150704345Stop deflecting you dumb Kiwi nigger, GTFO of this board
>>150704522Dolphins will have a top 5 pick, they can do better
>caleb has 268 scrimmage yards and 2 TD with zero turnovers against a good defense>this somehow means he's a cooked bust who needs immediately traded
>>150704550>if anyone's interested.we aren't
>>150704590>Vikings>Good defensewhat year do you think this is
>>150702957la creatura de NFL
>>150704604Week 1 overreactions, gotta love em.
why does /pol/ hate football so much?
>>150704590It was an impressive choke, elite even. Very Fieldsesque performance, fitting they both were drafted there
0-1 Lions vs. 0-1 Bears is going to be an absolute bloodbath
>/nfll when Tom Brady does thisWow. Surgeon. GOAT.>/nfl/ when Jalen Hurts does thisEmbarrassing. Carried. Plonked.
>>150704604>Le zesty checkdown merchant man It's time to let go
>>150704604>>150704643means nothing if you can't close the game out
>>150704636Statistically, yes. Top 5 scoring defense last season. The Falcons have been dogshit on defense forever, I shouldn't even have to use stats to prove the Vikings have a better D.>>150704662There was no choke, except from the Bears' D. Giving up 21 points in one quarter is amazing.
>>150704668very true
>>150704506>He doesn't know about Dak's no trade clause
>>150704639looks like she found her dead dad's meds
>>150704604> 268 scrimmage yards and 2 TD with zero turnoversmaybe that isn’t enough to win in today’s nfl?
>>150704664The bottom feeders fighting for 3rd placeThe NFCN is healing
>>150704703Dak's just looking for the bag at this point, he'll go wherever he can get it
>>150704655Gives them a sense of validation since it's the big thing in the country. Sad, little creatures
>pretty good receiver>devastating run blockerhe's already top 10, after one game
>>150704655Because an overcompensating mutt who hasn't played in almost a decade disrespected their god Trump. They are so fragile that still can't get over it.
If I was a bills fan, I’d be more worried that my defense gave up 40 points
>>150704675They were going to close out the game before an erroneous holding call was inexplicably called on this play.
>>150704693>Top 5 scoring defenseThe post was bragging about Caleb williams yards. Vikings had the 28th worst pass defense in the NFL last year.
>>150704675Bears would not have given up 27 points in the first place if they had Edwards, Jaylon and Kyler on the field. I'm not worried about Caleb's clutch ability, he's had GWDs at freezing cold Lambeau already, but his operation of the snap count and inconsistency with reads/accuracy has been the problem.
>>150702791>Speedran the rookie QB experience in one game
So, /nfl/, will you RIDE THE FLOAT?
>>150704718Hnnnnnnng>>150704731He did look awesome. After his 2nd catch I was like, "Evan Who?"Would have liked to have seen him go downfield and hunt another guy after knocking that one dude out of his cleets.
>>150704693If he doesn't overthrow Moore on that closing drive they win that
HOW CAN HE SLAP??!?!?
>>150704757
Milking the clock for about 3 more hours
>>150704140Packers looked average against a garbage team.
I jack off to all the NFL AI girls
>>150702931It's anyone's year (who can beat the rams)
>>150704797IIRC he was throwing right through a pressing defensive lineman on that play. That's why defensive pressure is so important.
>>150704788>C'MON RIDE THE FLOAT>HEY RIDE ITC'MON RIDE THE FLOAT>HEY RIDE IT
>>150703402Because most of the time HC's and GM's jobs are often tied directly to those high QB picks and since they are usually on borrowed time if they're picking that early they throw the kid out there hoping he'll pull of a miracle so they can keep their jobs. What do they care if the kid is better off sitting for a year if they're going to be gone. It's desperation enabled by shitty ownership.
>>150704799The NFL artificially inflated the Chiefs for years so all of us marks can bond over their weekly humiliation ritual. Professional wrestling at its finest.
>>150704832The Jaguars and Raiders ones are the hottest
Oh, my QB? Way cuter than yours.
>>150704788the most dystopian thing I have seen since 2020
>>150703554PFF is a joke. They don't know the blocking assignments and are purely guessing.
2024 QB draft class far too early prediction >ELITE, future owl winnerJayden DanielsJJ Mccarthy >Very good, semi regular pro bowl QB, possible owl appearanceMichael Penix Jr>5-10 year franchise QB, multiple playoff appearances and a 1+ playoff wins Drake MayeBo Nix>career backupCaleb WilliamsSpencer Rattler
>>150702957>go from working for a cracked out junkie to working for a overcompensating gurl bossSteichen might quit midgame this season
>>150704819Not a single part of that is goal post moving. The anon was bragging about Caleb williams yardage. He had 210 passing yards on a Vikings defense that gave up 262 passing yards on average a game last year ranked 28th. Not a single thing about that is redeeming.
>>150704884>The west has fallen. Billions must ride
>>150704881Oh yeah?
>>150704891My boy Spencer... he just needs more time
>>150704788>>150704847>>150704884For me it's THE CHAMPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-OaYbsANUE
>>150704891>futre super bowl winners>jj mccarthy>vikings>ever winning a super bowlkek
>>150704140Lol unstoppable
>>150704921>The anon was bragging about Caleb williams yardageNo it was about Completion % & YPA. Nice try tho, faggot
>>150704947Don’t say thaaaat! :(
>>150704906If she's an overcompensating jackass who just pretends to do shit like Jed York things will be fine. If she wants to actually get involved like Jerry Jones there will be trouble.
>>150704140It's week 1 nigga.
>>150704947nowhere in that post does he say or even imply the Vikings win a super bowl
>>150704891McCarthy looked bad. I'd put him in the Maye/Nix group.
>>150704966caleb has 268 scrimmage yards and 2 TD with zero turnovers against a good defense>this somehow means he's a cooked bust who needs immediately tradedNo I'm pretty sure they were bragging about his total yardage and two touchdowns.
>>150704886Been saying this for years. They have no way of actually knowing the individual assignments so wtf are they “””grading”””?
>>150705023Aura
>>150703072>chocolate barbequeIs this one of those "cookouts" I keep hearing about?
People not keeping the ravens as 1 on their tier list is the biggest trap ever. Bills made it out on multiple flukes and then you have people putting the hecking packers above the ravens.
>>150704993He looked elite in the 2nd half
>>150705023Trade secret ragebaiting algorithm
>>150704993He looked elite in the 4th quarter, so elite that his overall stat spread is actually a good overall game lol.He also did something that only the top 5ish QBs in the nfl can do, which is overcome a double digit deficit and a pick 6, turn around and play out of his mind. That's the kind of thing you really only see truly elite QBs do.
Tom Brady could unretire and be a top 5 QB tomorrow
>>150704891I can see a Nix vs Daniels bowl down the road
>>150705001Look here dumbass, you've been replying to a chain that goes back to my post >>150704966>>150704921>>150704819>>150704757>>150704693>>150704636>>150704590 At no point did this reply chain intersect with this discussion:>>150704604>caleb has 268 scrimmage yards and 2 TD with zero turnovers against a good defense>this somehow means he's a cooked bust who needs immediately traded
both the ravens and bills giving up 40 and 4- showed why even if they were to get to the Super Bowl whatever nfc team they face is going to absolutely blow them out
>>150705051Wrong
JJ McCarthy and Caleb Williams outplayed Joe Burrow
>>150705081Hey dude! The Stupid store called! And they’re all out of YOU!
>>150705051>bears defense
>>150705051>>150705060I still wasn't that impressed. Against a team not as hopeless as the Bears he loses that game by a lot.
>>150704973>week 1 isn't relevantStrange take
>>150705062Tom has seriously cut back on the training since he retired. He would still be a top 15 qb, but age has definitely gotten to him.
>>150705096True and with less offensive spending
is there mahomes mountain today
>>150705080Unfortunately the only competent offense in the NFC is the Eagles so we’ll have to see how they do down the stretch
>>150705132soon
>>150704550Agrees with my biggest takeaway from that game, which was that they should not have ran so much 12 personnel. Also, AJ Brown was definitely still injured.
>>150705106Next week he'll probably have Darrisaw back, and by week 4 he'll have Addison back.Eventually how he looked in the 4th quarter will become the norm
>>150705132BUY AN AD, WRIGHT!FUCK OUTTA HERE!
>>150705132finna deposit it in the toilet in a few
All that and the Bears still would've tied the game if they didn't have a midget Mexican kicker.
>Caleb Williams is unironically a starting QB in the NFL>black QBs>gay QBs
>>150705102If you think that was elite then you dont know ball. Dude barely beat the bears
>>150704345>4 times in a rowBruh I thought it was just once
>>150705108Yeah, it isn't when talking about the quality of a team going forward. The league will look completely different by week 10. Teams that looks like SB contenders will fall off. Teams that looked cooked will be making runs. You always take week 1 with a grain of salt when talking about who's it and how isn't. After week 3 is when the picture actually begins to take shape.
Do the Browns have the best defense in the AFCN?
>>150705167Worry about the Chiefs going 0-2 loser
>>150705167Nah that’s you. Failing to see the intangibles.
Phinsbros it's genuinely 100% over. I will be dedicating the rest of the season to posting pornography in game threads.
>>150705192Yes, barely. They're going to have to create so many turnovers that they also play offense
>>150705195What intangibles? Literally just throw it up to JJ/Hockinson every play with your genius playcaller
>>150705218This anon doesn’t know ball and (his) QB doesn’t have that dawg in him.
No suspension for Jalen Carter
>>150705218JJ is a leader of men and has the mentality that only elite QBs have
>>150705237>>150705253Eagles players are scum
>>150705237>>150705253I literally called it >>150625103
>>150705253He's looking forward to spitting in Mahomes's mouth
>>150703666its Tua vs RW for the worst veteran QB in the NFL this year
>>150705237>>150705253I think it's fair. There's not really a precedent for a multi game suspension for spitting on someone in the NFL. Anything he does going forward will be more scrutinized because of this too. Only people who will say this is unfair are Chiefs fans
>>150705251>>150705269>muh leader of men>muh cool huddle linesHis ceiling is Jameis Winston, minus the big plays because he doesn't have the traits.
>>150705269JJ is basicallly the opposite of all that from what i can tell so far, but what do you expect, he's 22. Nobody respects 22 year olds, they are still little kids
>>150705315so mad
Apparently Jayden Daniels is 1/8th Japanese.Is he the first Japanese NFL player?
>>150705237WATCH OUT MUTT
>>150703647Looks like a homosexual crime demon
>>150705315Packers D is going to creampie his bussy
>>150705315His ceiling is Tom Brady with Elway's arm and Mahomes legs.
>>150705274Mutt's next, enjoy being 0-2
>>150705335What is Kyler? Korean? I’d still give the edge to Kyler as the best Asian QB ever so far with how long he’s been playing, but Jayden is well on his way.
Truly a Bearsian performance. It really had it all.
>>150705330>everyone says how impressed they are by his mental traits >stays calm and poised to make a double digit 4th quarter comeback >psyches up his team for said comeback>"errrrrm from an outside perspective Im not impressed"
if mahomes is on top of mahomes mountain I'm never watching again
>>150705377Why did you assume im a fan of the queefs? Just because someone justifiably trashes the eaglets doesnt mean they like mutthomes
>>150705181That's asinine. Week 1 of 2024 was pretty indicative of the final team qualities for 2024. Of course 1 single data point doesn't mean everything, that's why it is combined with their quality last year and their offseason.
>>150705284You and everyone else. No one expected an additional suspension.
>>150705218
>>150705430We AI nao!
>>150705330Are you a 38 yo woman? Because you sound like one
>>150705237>commit assault>slap on wristNever change NFL. At least Myles Garrett got a 6 game suspension for assault with a weapon. This should be two or three games for assault with AIDS
>>150705218Based retard
>>150705540seethe cowcuck
MAHOMES STILL ON TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AHAHAHAHAHAHA JOSH ALLEN BTFOOOOOO
>>150705540>>150625103>>150705274kek spics are SEETHING
hahahahahaHAHAHAHA
that's it I'm done
>>150705582Bakey makes em shakey
OH NO NO NO JOSH SISSIES OUR RESPONSE????
Does he know ball?
>>150705253BS, ejection=/suspension
>>150705551Yeah I just watched it. It was incredibly sad and disturbing.
>>150705607Thankfully he did it before even playing a snap. Or maybe it was one snap
>the Bears have had 3 legitimate swings at drafting a QB within a 7 year period>all are flopsClassic Burrs
>>150705330>multiple teammates say jj's speech encouraged them>they come back and win>UM ALSHULLY I KNOW BETTER(You) talk like a woman.
>>150705582>>150705600>breaking the pyramid just to have Mahomes and Allen in a higher tier than LamarOf course
>>150702755I hope this faggot dies on the field from getting his neck broken
>>150705618yeah :(
>bears qbs
>>150705649This is a safe space. Bigots out!
>>150705627Almost as if it's an organizational issue.
>>150705654lol
>>150705600Who cares
>>150705600The only thing he knows is the taste of Lebron's dick.
>>150705706I care
>>150705551>>150705618>instantly nukedStill in the archives if someone missed. Dude is fucking demented poor girl. Never EVER relax
The Bears love missing out on generational QBs
>>150705237>>1507052530-2
Caleb Williams likes his men how he likes his football.the sack is his favorite part
>>150705764For me it's the belief that the bears have drafted generational qbs in the past and completely ruined them so you think they only draft bad qbs.
>>150705807kek
>>150705551QRD?
>>150705811>Kyle Orton becomes spiritually generational with Broncos and Bills>Jay Cutler becomes the early 2010s KWABYou're onto something anon
>>150705253TYBGoodell
Caleb Williams likes his men how he likes his footballs. Brown, full size and in his butt
The league hates the chiefs its pretty obviousHow can an ejection count as a game suspension
>>150705888How are you gonna put a football in your butt?
Caleb has a white twink bf thoRumor has it its Michael Sam's AIDS-ridden ex kek
>>150705909Eject my semen from your bussy>>150705918Oh shit how'd you know that I'm Caleb?
I quit nicotine last night at 10pm CT, I am craving it so fucking badly and my head is pounding. When does this get better?Also those anti-smoking ads are fucking gay and I’m honestly embarrassed I’m even quitting. I just have to get on my own health insurance
>>150705974Get your own bussy
what went wrong with brycey boy?
>>150705839Some guy slashed some girls throat in a bus. Very sad :(
>>150705994still better than Kenny Pickett
>Bryce Young #1 2023>Caleb Williams #1 2024Cam Ward is cooked isn't he?
>>150705974use the patch t. took me like 30 tries to finally quit for good
>>150705839Americans are demented
>>150705994Genetics
>>150706023holy shit those are like 30 dollars? I’ll just go cold turkey, no thanks. I quit vaping a few years ago and that was honestly worse with all of the others chemicals like ammonia.
>>150705994Being a manlet twink in one of the most violent and physical jobs in the world is a recipe for disaster. Honestly I’m impressed that Kyler manages to be even mediocre
>>150706035We learned it from you, dad. Just trying to make you proud after mom made you cut your balls off.
>>150706113rate their cheer uniforms
>>150706113Caleb's harem grows kekMy Packies would never
>>150705974Snuff. The most based and original way to consume tobacco
>>150706078Patch works great. Personally I just smoke 4-6 ciggies a day and vape the rest of the time. If you're not retarded vaping is a lot safer than smoking, it's the only thing keeping me from chiefing two packs a day minimum.
>>150706147Middle one is Gayleb's Philly fuck
>>150706018'Fraid so
>>150706035Hell yeah we are, I don't even know what you guys are talking about but we're fucking psychos and don't value the lives of strangers at all. It's pretty bad ass.
>>150706147Somehow that buck is less zesty than gayleb even though he clearly loves penis
>>150706147Resident uphill gardeners
>>150706147way too much clothing they should at least be in booty shorts
>>150706222This, go lions
>>150702755>>150702795You know, maybe coming dead last in the division and bottom 5 in the NFL overall is really what Miami needs in the long run. They've been stuck in a loop of playing just good enough to not get high draft capital for too long now and this might be what finally breaks the cycle. This might just be the season that the organization finally goes scorched Earth and fires everyone, gets some high draft picks, rebuilds the team, and get someone with a pair of balls between their legs and a brain between their ears to run things. As for me, maybe I'll peek over the fence and see what the Jags or Bucs have going on this time around, ultimately how they play tomorrow against the Pats will tell, because there's no shot in hell they win in Buffalo Thursday, and their schedule only gets harder as we go. But if this is how they play with their jobs already on the line, I'm not holding my breath any more. This sea mammal has to come up for air.
>>150702933His accuracy issues are the biggest problem but this is a close second. Even if he was legitimately good at being a QB he’s such a faggot players won’t respect him. You’re the leader by default as a QB. Players won’t respect such a zesty QB.
>>150706222This, Go Bearies!
>>150705974I went to the hospital early last year (drove myself from work was feeling completely fucked) went to the after hours, had a consultation with a doctor, heart rate was spiking, was put into a bed, had an EKG (everything fine) they took some blood samples to check for infection then gave me a prescription for 2 things to take to the pharmacy and I paid $0 kekI forget how based New Zealand is sometimes
i am once again asking if any anons want to meet up for this
>>150706147>those voicesI'd let them hang out alone with my daughter.https://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/video/alexhttps://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/video/dalton-2025-cheerhttps://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/video/james-2025-cheer
>>150706312>anon's fuck and suckNah bro
>>150706113>>150706147My fucking sides it keeps getting better
Found Caleb's actual unironic boyfriend
>>150706337there will be plenty of hot wives there
>>150706147The white dude on the far right is a straight dude pretending to be gay. My gaydar doesn’t go off for him at all.
>>150706184It should be legal to shoot people in the streets if they even mildly inconvenience you, and every state that has faggot gun laws should have all federal funding withheld until they're no longer on the books. Various organizations should be waco'd. We're not nearly based enough yet. Florida making all jabs optional for kids is a decent start though. Next step is making weed federally legal but taxing the unholy fuck out of it and putting people in jail for untaxed weed possession so the cops still have something to do and broke 'iggers can't smoke it all day doing nothing. After that, a fat tax, but you can have it waived if you sign a DNR.
>>150706314>https://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/video/alexA gay Asian with a degree in holocaust history? That's a new one
>>150705051>he looked elite when the bears defense was constantly on the field because gayleb cant make easy throws and kept going 3 n out
>>150706381That's the adult version of "hey kid I got candy in this van"
Reminder that J.J. McCarthy covers his face in eye black and pretends he's a negro to get into the football mindset. This is actually a thing that he unironically admitted to in real life.
>>150706294Zest could be respected if he was the alpha zestbuck. But the skill just isn't there and he crumbles under pressure. If he had enough balls to be a mean bitch it could work. It works for OBJ and that buck is sweet as a sugar plum.
>>150706403They prefer to be call Gaysians, I'm serious
>>150706312I would violently rape every namefag present. That would be the only reason I would show up.
lol Nick Wright's official position is Mahomes is still le greatest but the Chiefs aren't that good.
>>150706444>paints his face black>throws a pick 6Well well well
>>150706303Must be nice. Free healthcare wouldn't work here because everyone is a fat fuck
>>150703464Defense is going to hard carry like solo PA in DotA. With Moody gone the sky is the limit now. Imagine this image as Brock instead of Jimmy now
>>150705411>>150705477>>150705647You guys sound like 14 year old girls crushing on a shitty 22 year old QB who has been 75% total garbage/25% good in his NFL career so far
>>150706505That's what the fat tax is for. Don't wanna pay it? Sign a DNR that can't be rescinded until you're a healthy weight again. That way lardasses can be as fat as they want and still get medical care, but when they die, it's over. Would easily subsidize healthcare twice over.
>>150703520And there it is
New>>150706550>>150706550>>150706550
>>150706303Didn't Jacinda Arden throw you goofys into concentration camps LOL?
>>150706541>ask what his intangibles are >get given his intangibles >say you don't see it>get shown evidence >proceed to cry
>>150703814> They could've gone a lot harder too if Harbs didn’t pull the gas so early in both halves.This is their problem though. Either Harbaugh gets too cute with shit and they lose, or Lamar shits down his leg and chokes. I expect them to win 13-14 games and lose in the divisional
>>150703000>actual good teamYou serious?
>>150703547Who is that?
>>150703246It's certainly schizophrenic enough here for it
>>150706113>>150706147Who cares
>>150703666Of course, he's a future HoFer after all.
>>150704590He sucked more cocks too
>>150706312like the Chiefs, Nick is 0-1 for getting his live KC shows shot up and I hate power and light . sorry anon, post some pics if you go though
