Sex with Temujin
Rams are shitSteelers are shitEagles are shitRavens are shitChiefs are shitBrowns are shit
Coach PrimateZesty Buck
what the FUCK did he mean by this?
>Jalen Carter not suspendedChiefs sisters, I don't feel so good...
>>150706550First for worst to first!
She's right you know>There's nothing joyful about the distinct and frightening sound of a firearm. Nothing at all fun about the way bullets can tear through a human body, leaving permanent scars or ending a precious life.>Yet guns - specifically an athlete in rapture pretending to brandish one - have become so pervasive on the field of play that the NFL has warned players to put down their make-believe weapons.>The NFL is cracking down on violent, as well as overtly sexual, demonstrations as ways to celebrate. What took so long?
>>150706581Gross. Temujin is such a pick me girl, desperation is unattractive.
>>150706598>war sucksmichigan education
>>150706598Back during war on the old times the winners would salt the earth of the losers so they couldn't grow crops and rebuild to retaliate so it really sucked to be a gardner.
what went wrong?
>>150706600>49IRyour season's over buddy
>>150706613Woman moment
>>150706599He should be that dirty, misbehaving knuckle dragging, Michelin tire lipped...
>>150706489>The worst Chief's team yet.>A Chris Jones contain away from winning the game from beating a fairly good Chargers team.Let's check in on the Bills and Ravens>Both defenses gave up 40 points and massive coaching blunders on both sides all game.Yep, still the chiefs to beat. Even Mahomes worst team is still way better than the other idiotic teams.
>>150706622They're meant for having fun with cause you can get them to do all kinds of nasty shit, her especially.
>>150706613Can we please keep your imaginary good black QBs off our football fields?
>>150706598midwesterners are so fucking stupid
>bears take the first QB off the board >future HOFer gets taken with pick 10>bears take the first QB off the board >future HOFer gets taken with pick 10LmaoThe funny thing is the universe was screaming at them to take the Chicago born QB who was a tough as nails hockey enforcer, but they picked the gay black dude who grew up a Packers fan.
what the FUCK
>>150706645My Bolties finna get top seed in AFC though
jews attacked qatar and zion don will do nothing because of mossad blackmail on him being a pedophile on epstein's island
>>150706653>MidwestI thought he was from cleveland
>>150706653It's a Miyamoto Musashi quote you uncultured coastal baboon.
>>150706670>>150706666Not football
>>150706598i think it means "better to run than curse the road"
>>150706653Midwestern thread
>>150706598God he’s so fucking CUTE
>Sean (anglicized as Shaun/Shawn/Shon) and Séan (anglicized Shane/Shayne), is rendered John in English and Johannes/Johann/Johan in other Germanic languages. The French 'Jean' is another version.
>>150706541not beating the female accusations desu
>>150706666It's absolutely shit.>>150706682Nintendo is for manchildren
>>150706686Enough about Bucky Zestiams
>>150706581She just posted her butthole a few gennies ago
>jalen
>>150706598this is an old quote and it means that you are a bitch and the KANGZ are based and so is JJ
SAARSHOW CAN HE SLAP???!!?
>>150706550Maybe this is what the Fins need. They've been barely skating by being just good enough for everyone to keep their jobs but not bad enough to get high draft capital. If they come last in the division and maybe even bottom 5 in the NFL, this could finally be what causes something to change. Get some high draft picks, fire Grier and McDaniel, make some trades, and rebuild the culture. We all know Stephen Ross isn't above tanking.
>>150706743Who cares
>>150706740Poor Eagles, having to live with this
>>150706731How the fuck are you gonna tell me that and not link me to it you fucking asshole
>>150706717Nixxers are on to Indianapolis
>mentoring a divisional rivalbut why?
Imagine not having a qb with the tism. The tism is why Brady is the goat and why Peyton Manning was so great. JJ has the tism and it is his superpower that will lead the KANGZ to multiple owls and lead spee to maximum seethe.
This clown tried to pass 34 times and it resulted in 62 net yards
>>150706740mutt didnt play any better
>>150706666The west has fallen
>>150706760>who cares the Chiefs HOF Tight End got bitched out by based TartLots of people actually. It was very funny especially since he played great and the Chiefs lost
>>150706787Meanwhile Caleb Williams is mentored by Richard Simmons's ghost
>>150706788My cute autistic pookie
>>150706787The patriots are no longer a threat. They are back to being a joke team.
>>150706787>ignore filename
>>150706740That's an unusual game for Jalen. Over the past three seasons the Eagles have been very aggressive downfield, almost to a fault. Patullo might be a coward.
This clown tried to pass 36 times and got 142 net yards out of it with 3 turnovers in the process>he's turned the corner!kek
The Bears fan needs broccoli hair and makeup
>>150706814Literally no one cares
>Cam Ward>destined to be bust>not zestyI feel bad, he was the best QB the Cougs had in years too
is gruden right?
>>150706879>destined to be a bustIt's been one game. Relax.
>>150706875Sanchez is mad the mutt will be spitroast on Sunday
>>150706740If you want to know why his numbers looked like that, here's some film and analysis:>>https://www.bleedinggreennation.com/eagles-film-review/157882/eagles-cowboys-film-review-one-of-the-best-games-ive-seen-jalen-hurts-play
>>150706598JJ McCarthy is like the Steven Seagal of the NFL (Seagal is a buddhist who believes he is the reincarnation of a 17th-century Tibet Buddhist Tertön named Chungdrag Dorje)>The saying "It is better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war" is a Japanese proverb, often attributed to the legendary Japanese swordsman Miyamoto Musashi (1584 – 1645, Edo period began 1600), that emphasizes the importance of preparedness and self-mastery even in times of peace, so you are ready to face any challenge, rather than being unprepared and vulnerable in a crisis. The proverb suggests that it's better to cultivate your strength and skills in a peaceful environment so you can adapt and survive when adversity inevitably arises, even if that means being ready for a fight even when you are not in one. The core message is about always being ready for potential threats. Being a "warrior in a garden" means cultivating your capabilities, developing your inner strength, and staying aware of your surroundings.
>>150706875i care
>>150706889They need to start Winston.
>>150706814Why should people care about Tyrone losing his cool because he has acorns for a brain?
>>150706889Broken clock is right twice a day
>>150706917We don't tolerate racism in here
>>150706598While you were shitposting, he was studying the blade
>>150706598>>150706899cringe
>>150706889nah, they should just tank until they can get dart help
>>150706787Because Josh Allen is genuinely a good dude.
>>150706914Yes. He cried when he got to play a a real football game in the snow, he'll probably cry even harder starting for the giants in "new york"
>>150706931What racism?
>>150706889He sort of said the opposite about Penix last seasonCoward status?
>>150706875i care not
>>150706598based quote actually
>>150706965Jameis is by far the most likeable black qb and it sucks that he is bad at football.
>>150706666bullshit
>>150706994Jameis was the best QB the Bucs had before BradyBrad Johnson was a meme
>>150706666Thanks a lot super satan now my day is ruined
>>150707001That's a really low bar
>>150706598This kid is such a queer
>>150706666its literally so over. globohomo has destroyed white culture
Jared Goff is the only straight QB in the NFC North
>>150707004Mahome's wifeMatt Parker!Stafford without a beardidk
>>150707030And he likes fat chicks, Lions bros we just keep winning
>>150706914Serious question, why did the Giants sign Winston if they aren't starting him before Dart?
>straight qbs
>>150706899>young man obsessed with Japanese culture>4chan was created as anime board, an English-language version of the Japanese imageboard 2chan, and for posting images and discussion related to anime. Is JJ one of us?
>>150707065Does he have CP?
>>150706743GTFO you dumb Kiwi Nigger
>>150707060You fucking suck Caleb
>>150707065>4chan was created as anime board, an English-language version of the Japanese imageboard 2chan, and for posting images and discussion related to anime.No it was created as a springboard for Donald Trump's 2016 Presidential Campaign
>>150707065>usDie, weeb.
>>150707080>2016 boomer newfagsYou have to go back to patriots.truth/r/the_donald
Anime websitecry about it
>>150707065No. He has already married and impregnated a woman. Something most here will never do.
Kangz thread.Kangz general.
go AWAY bitchknees
>>150706788He’s such a goody goober and I love him
>>150707104RANGZ CHECK
>>150707104He won't like this one cuhh
>>150706598He's just that good
>>150707104knee this bussy
Which QB has the assburgers?
JALEN CARTER SPITS ON YOUR QUARTERBACK
>Gay Gay McSharty and Bitchknees relentlessly samefagging the threadI'll see myself out
>>150707126honestly, could be jalen hurts lol
The Bill ©roskey-Merritt debate is over
Harrison Butker wishes he got diddled by his Daddy
Why did the Burrs have to choke and make Viqueers fans so fucking annoying? Now we have to until Love and Micah put them in their place.
>>150707131Suck on my 1 foot Minnesotan cockmeat sandwich bitch
reminder that it's never Caleb's fault
>>150707159how many hockey coaches buttfucked you?
>>150707142NIGGAS SLEPT ON BILL
>>150707161This so much this bestie
>>150707085Either way, this is a website for pedophiles
>>150707159>1 foot Minnesotan cockmeatyou have a 1 inch Somalian Kosher pickle
>>150707177jesus the giants suck
>>150706743>look mom I posted it again!
>>150707157>>150707131Stay cucked, as usual.
>>150707198I bet he has a based mommy that would high five him if he showed her that
>>150706641>doubting Jake Tongus
>>150707161I can say with tears welling up in my eyes that it was 100% his fault. Even during the first drive where everyone was praising him, I was asking why he isn't throwing the ball down the field and then that replay where DJ Moore was open on a corner route struck fear into my heart. Not to mention getting out of the huddle late, the pre snap penalties, the woefully inaccurate passes when he did actually spot receivers down the field. When you play scared not trusting your arm and you can't process at even an okay level and you can't even be trusted to get out of a huddle on time, I can't find anything positive to say. This shit fucking sucks man.
football
>>150707216bless you anon for speaking the truth
Is Matt Stafford a hall of hamer?
>>150707223I unironically cried myself to sleep last night.
I still believe in Caleb's ability to enter the hall of fame of gay prostitutes
>>150707231Really depends on how much ham he eats.
>>150707220Excellent point.
>>150707216I know patience can be difficult, especially when we see other QBs start fast in their rookie years, or other teams go from worst to first. I also realize the Bears fan base has already demonstrated significant patience since the tear down in 2022. That said, I think we need to stay the course.Yes, Caleb looked like dog shit last night, but this is game 1 of his sophomore year, in a new offense that many of the players have said is very complex. I think pairing an offensive minded head coach with a QB that has some raw talent is the right formula for success, we just need to see it through. I think the more time they have together, the better it will look.Many of us have been eager to stop the continuous churn of QB and coach pairings, and now that we have the ability to do that, people are ready to give up. There’s still a lot of ‘new’ on this team and untapped chemistry that could flourish over time.As hard as it can be, we just need to chill out, ignore the bullshit national media that make snap judgements to get clicks, and give this team some time.
>>150707231Nah
>>150707246I think we are at this stage more because we saw receivers were schemed open and Caleb just missed them. Before he had the benefit of the doubt of not have a top signal caller, now he does not.
>>150707231If the committee overlooks the stat padding nature of his yards and TDs while he was in Detroit, sure.
>>150707259Ben Johnson will improve, but man some of the open looks we got was juicy. If we had a QB that can make them this game would have been a cakewalk.
>>150706666Minimalism is a blight.
>>150707273This was my thoughts too and I want Caleb to be good but damn, they should have had more touchdowns.
>>150707216I feel bad for Bears fans having hitched their wagon to a zesty scrub and a new flavor of the month HC whom I think, is terribly overrated. I hate to see a franchise so cursed desu.
Tyson Bagent is my quarterback
>>150706666dreadfully bad
>>150707294Week 6 at the latest
left, against a good defense>omg i'm calling HR!right, against a shitty defense>well hello there...
Stetson Bennett is my quarterback
>>150706717Why the fuck was he throwing 40 times in a one score game against a team that had a whole 133 total yards? Why won't teams just run the fucking football anymore?
>>150707231Ye. He's the author behind three separate record breaking WR seasons. Megatron, Kupp and Puka all had record setting years with him. Add that with the stats and the owl, he'll get in eventually.
>>150707231Yes
>>150707324Payton said postgame that he shouldve ran the ball more. He just called a bad game, thats all. Hopefully will be better v the colts
>>150707321Hang the banner! Bears on top!
>>150707321>0-1 in division>1-0 in divisionI'll just ignore the obvious too>>150707338>>150707324Johnson is on fraud watch imo
Todd Monken is my offensive coordinator
Nixsisters…
AFC is overrated
>>150707359He had a bad game, we know. He is still my goat thoughever
>>150707359>filename week 1>has zach wilson in itAnon, no one is falling for this
>pee eff eff
Which teams are in the owl according to logo theory?
>>150707368This.
>>150707375>he doesn’t know
>>150707375Wilson played in garbage time
>>150707384They included every color just so people would stop discussing that theory.
>>150707375He had an amazing performance with ur mum lel
>golden gate bridge>spruce trees49ers and a team that's located on the northern hemisphere
Any team founded after 1960 is completely soulless.
Just got off the phone with Roger Goodell. Looks like the super bowl will be Broncos vs Packers with my Broncies taking it.
>>150707384>Packersvs>...Mr.Beast or some shit, idk
>>150707407>theoryIt’s proven.
>>150707384Bears vs Dolphins
>>150707384>>150707422obviously
>>150707427Buncos will be lucky to make the playoffs with Thro Pix
>>150707434God, I wish
>>150707384>sky blue = cowboys>magenta = ravens/vikings>red = chiefs>yellow = steelers>green = eagles/packers
My Commies :)
>>150707448>cowboys
>>150707434>mike McDaniel and Pooa making it past the wildcard>gayleb making the playoffs at all
>>150707177God that cut after the first down marker was nice
>>150707456Huge game this week. You think they can take it? That Packers defence looked absurdly dominant against the Wions
>>150707448Are you colorblind, that light sky blue is detroit lions, not cowboys dark blue. Hell, even dolphins have that shade of light blue.
>>150707384Cowboys/49ers vs RaidersEntire crowd gets deported
>>150707448It will be a battle royale
>>150707177Pardon my ignorance, I’m just getting back into football, but how did the Commies go from hopeless laughingstock to competent franchise in one offseason and my Bearsies can’t make it work with the #1 overall pick to what should’ve been the best situation a #1 overall QB ever went to?
>>150707384it looks pretty fuckin gay, and Caleb and Aaron are the gayest QBs in their respective conferencesBears vs. Steelers, book it
>>150707472No
relevant
>>150707448>CowboysCan't happen till "God" makes good on his end of Jerry's deal in 96
Why is Erin so pissed off at the Jets? They treated him like a god
>>150707489The Bears have a black GM and the Redskins have a white GM
>>150707384Bears vs Steelers
>>150707434>in stunning reverse of precedent and rules and all logic the NFL has decided that the two WORST teams would play in this year's Superbowl>>Yeah seems like a wild idea, Tom
>>150707489NFL fans that don’t follow any NBA so just assume the 76ers owner is competent because they don’t know any better.
>>150707474could be lions too. but any shade of blue, no matter light or dark, it all goes with those teams.
>>150707504Adam Peters stinks too
>>150707502Flew him out to tell him they were releasing him. Apparently the meeting lasted about 30 seconds. Thats 10 hours round trip flying from norcal to ny and back. He should be pissed
>>150707502He has a personality disorder.
>>150707472Its going to be a good test of the oline because despite the Gints horrible management they still have a top 10 dline imo and I believe that the defense will be able to handle Love especially since the Lions run defense still held them to 3.6 ypc iirc
>>150707498Emeka Ngubu is already HIM after one game. Buccaneers draft so well Jason Licht absolutely works the rest of the NFL every April
>>150707458is that Angry Joe?
>>150707456Rammies poster won
>>150707384>purple trees Kangz confirmed
>>150707502Gay people perceive everything as a slight
>>150707549Got a big gay expert here
>>150707530i enjoy tier lists like this, never stop fren!!
>>150707549We haven't seen the cattiness of Caleb yet btw
>>150707384Vikings Colts!
>>150707489Assuming your being serious, Daniels is a freak talent. Even the best projection put the 2024 'ders at a 9-8 record. Daniels just balled the fuck out. As for why the Bears are bad, dogshit management that never seems to get better. That book coming out where Poles traded up to the #1 pick without even considering any QB besides Caleb is an awful reality. Even if Caleb was good, you don't want your management locking into one vision and not considering alternate paths
>>150706550Jerry is the curse
>>150707472>You think they can take it?Yeah. Not saying it's guaranteed like the Giants, but >we could win. The Packers always struggle against mobile QBs, and Washington's trenches are theoretically pretty good. My main concern coming out of last game was all the penalties. If >we get penalized like that on Thursday, there's no chance. But, if we can play a clean game, then I think there's a good shot we winShould be a great game either way
>>150707384>>150707530Kek broncos not playoff team with Blo Dix
>>150707359>Bryce Young 18thI'm glad that PFF agrees with me that he wasn't abysmally bad
>>150707530>The absolute state of my Dolphins.
Oof
>>150706666
>>150707583In other news, water is good. More news at 11
>>150707603ruh roh
>>150707603>Williams has the suicide prevention logo and colors painted on his nailsGuess he's finally used to being a Bears QB!
So are you guys buying the Aaron Rodgers Mike Stud rumours? I think he's clearly been finger blasting his asshole on the regular
>>150707603it keeps getting worse for chicagoans lmao
>>150707675frankly just surprised he finds time to finger anything other than his nose
Patty Cuckitini
>>150707675>Harley shirtSurely a gay man wouldn't dare wear biker gear
>>150707603>she was in charge of suicide prevention awareness>she KILLED itwtf
>>150707603It's over for Caleb now.
>>150707718Surely not
1. Packers 2. Eagles 3. Bills 4. Ravens 5. Rams 6. Chargers 7. Commanders 8. Chiefs 9. Buccaneers 10. Lions 11. Broncos 12. Steelers 13. 49ers 14. Bengals 15. Colts 16. Jaguars 17. Vikings 18. Cardinals 19. Seahawks 20. Texans 21. Raiders 22. Falcons 23. Bears 24. Cowboys 25. Jets 26. Patriots 27. Titans 28. Browns 29. Giants 30. Saints 31. Dolphins 32. Panthers
>>150707739mmmmmmmm wouldnt mess with him brother
>>150707675As a gay man, does Aaron staying in the closet offend you?
>>150707675Hey man, as long as he doesn't suck dick on the field, he can suck as many as he wants off the field. I don't care, just throw the ball.
>>150707718https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lae6zPxnM3A
>>150707603Whoa. That's neither based nor heckin repillerino'd, d00dz
>>150707705I don't get this meme
he is such a fag
>>150706598It means he knows he is going to be carried by a stacked offensive roster and prefers that than to have to heroball on a shit team, along with the generic sports babble of always being prepared. God, reading comprehension is at an all time low
I'm speaking truth to power. Caleb Williams is a Faggot.
>>150707780Chiefs-Eagles is gonna be fucking good both quality of play and implication wise. Mahomes was playing angry against the Chargers it was kino as fuck. If he wins he's going to have to play at a truly elite level which means guaranteed kino but if the Eagles win we get Chiefs 0-2 and Nick Wright cope+seethe
>>150707812So we have Aaron and Caleb as gay men playing Qb, who else? Dakota? Kyler?
>I AIN'T NEVA SCORED BABY>I DO ALL WRONG>I AIN'T NO GOOD MUCH FOR YA >OH, I GO THREE AND OUT>CAUSE I WANNA PAINT MY NAILS>I'M A MILLION DOLLAR MUTTBY, DON'T DRAFT ME
>>150707780Purposefully overrating Baker as insurance for Hurts outplaying Mahomes a 4th straight time so he can say he moved Hurts up a spot on next weeks lame ass rankings
Stop bullying Gayleb
>>150707675I just don't see Aaron being into hard gay manlove. Fucking twink femboys or mtf's, sure. But he doesn't strike me as being a Ram Ranch kinda guy nor do I think he's a bottom other than enjoying an occasional finger up the ass during head and there's plenty of ladies begocked and not that will do that for him.
>>150707831Hurts is a bus-rider stop pretending otherwise. Outperforming an even bigger fraud doesn't make it any less the truth.
>>150707823Aaron is bi, not gay. Important distinction. Gayleb is absolutely a flaming faggot bottom zestlord though no question there.
I love the start when we don't know
>>150707842Ride this
>>150707849>Beethoven>Wendy's>Tom Cruise>The Chiefs carpark where Jovan Belcher blew his brains out>Jackie Chanfuck
>>150707842How many times does Chadlen Hurts need to keep teaching you a lesson before you learn?
>>150707860>>150707866You are brown
>>150707871Yes, this is /sp/
>>150707871monitor on, Cowspic
>>150707849Buffalo BillsMy left legChicken wingsMy right legJackie Chan...fuck!
>>150707836stop posting this ugly old skank
>>150707838Very high IQ faggot logic understanding. I respect the work. All I can say is I'm getting huge ZESTY vibes from the bro when I see photos like this. Does not seem enthusiastic about kissing a beautiful girl would rather just pose for the photo?? Lots to contemplate
>>150707871Hurts is an honorary Aryan, if anything you're the brown one for denying the fact that he's a top 5 qb in the league. Yes he's overall carried by his team but he still makes the throws he has to make to win. Denying that is 'iggerfaggot lolgic.
>>150707836Mina needs to stop taking selfies and go fight for her man Herbie.
>>150707871Shut up whitoid
>>150707849>Highways>Toll booths>Getting stuck in traffic>Rush hour>Jackie chanFUCK
>>150707836Prime suspect for the murder of Madison Beer
>>150707865He didn't blow his brains out, he shot himself in the chest and told his old coach he wanted his brain studied for science before he did it. Or maybe that's Junior Say-Ow I'm thinking of.
>>150706740Jalen is such a systembabby its insane
>>150707903Hurts is blacker than tar. He will never be white
>>150707848>Aaron is biOlivia, Shailene, and Danica would all disagree lol
Where will Moody play next?
>>150707891Turn on your monitor
>>150707866>>150707860lol ching chong funny. Hey being carried doesn't mean it doesn't count but it is what it is. Hurts is in a golden situation and wouldn't last on half of NFL teams without that god tier O-line like they have in philly.
>>150707931>Never heard of Revitaligo
The Brazilian is speaking facts
>>150707924That was Junior. They still diagnosed Belcher with CTE with whatever he had left.
>Week 1>starting center ded>starting (blocking) TE ded>other blocking TE ded for season>Mixon ded>literally only 1 good Olineman on staffStroud is going to get sacked 50+ times again this season
>>150707946white Brazilians might have even worse takes than American hicks and suburb edgelords
>>150707849>Jake Chan>Jack Chan>Jacky Chan>Jackie Chan...fuck I almost made it
>>150707952Youre about to be speaking into my swampy asshole here in a second if you dont watch your tone.
>>150707246>I think pairing an offensive minded head coach with a QB that has some raw talent is the right formula for success, we just need to see it throughisn't Ben Johnson's specialty schemes centered around precision ball placement. good luck with that
0-17
just in: 49ers signing kicker Eddy Pineiro to one year deal
Gaylen squirts has been carried his entire career lol
>>150707961their oline was absolutely garbage last year, it's hard to think that it will be even worse
>>150707963least we know ball you urbanite plebian
So which NFL players HAVEN'T had CTE?How were they different?Why is nobody looking into it?
>do you feel in charge?
>>150707849Uhhhh uhhhh>My keyboard>The Nostalgia Critic>The war of 1812>Water>Jackie ChanFUCK
>Pittsburgh agreed to terms with veteran safety and former Browns first-round pick Jabrill Peppers, according to NFL Media. Realistically, does this do anything for the Steelers? Or is everyone still out on them?
>>150707939I'm on my phone puto
>>150707982nah gaúcho, I'm true to this not new to this
>>150708002>black qb>manlet coachWHAT WERE THEY THINKING
>Gaylen squirts has been carried his entire career lol
>>150708007>peppers
>>150708002No way you dont sell Bears stock after a photo like this. Aint no way.
>>150707892Kissing women is gross
>>150708030>>Gaylen squirts has been carried his entire career lolTrue
The problem with the Jalen Hurts discourse is that his dickriders take it too far and call him a top 5 QB when he's actually in the 9-12 range.
>>150708034that torta could GET IT
Now ever since a nigga was a seedOnly thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballinRidin' on these niggas 'cause they lameIn a 6-1 Chevy, still heavy in this game—can you feel me?Blame it on my momma I'm a thug niggaUp before the sunrise, quicker than the drug dealersTell me if it's on, nigga then we first to bombBust on these bitch-made niggas, hit 'em up, WESTSIDEAin't nobody love me as a broke niggaFinger on the trigger, Lord forgive me if I smoke niggasI love my females strapped, then fuck her from the backI get my currency in stacks, California's where I'm at - right?Passed by while these niggas wonder whyI got shot but didn't die, let 'em see who's next to tryDid I cry? Hell nah, nigga tears shedFor all my homies in the pen', many peers dead, niggaStill Ballin'
>>150708002Whoa he actually is a manlet, I saw him flip out in the sidelines a couple times and I always just assumed he was.
Anyone have any bahamanon reactions?
>>150708034Why do people care so much about watching a bunch of overpaid men hurt each other?
>>150708034Did you see the fight with the Toxins chick week 1?
>>>>Gaylen squirts has been carried his entire career lol
>>150708070Post it bro
>>150708052I'd say he's like 6-8. People saying he's better than Lamar or Josh are INSANE
>>150708054Is that the one with the harmonica?
>>150708077Dont have it thought you might have had it. Wait a sec lemme see the archives
Why are Cowboys fans like this?
>>150707603>while JJ was studying film and preparing for the game Gayleb was sitting in a chair getting his nails done by Angel Reese's nail salon personLMFAO NICE QB YA GOT THERE CHICAGO
>>150708034>This is what Americans consider a healthy weight
>>150707747Your shit team is getting swept by the kangz again
>>150708100seems like one of them is more about the game and the other about appearamces
>>150708091What losing Micah Parsons does to a mf
>>150707936McDonald's
Not able to compress the video for 4chinz they really should update that size limit a tad.https://x.com/Sprints_/status/1965174603434918236?t=l4Vp4dfBp1Tu3DKbkNktLQ&s=19
Uhhhhh... Bears fans?
>>150708185dumb fuck will drop your burger trying to get it in the bag
>>150708194Most Chicago sports fans are dialing that suicide prevention line as we speak
>>150708069>overpaidThat dude is mexican
>>150707566I was being serious. Thanks for the response.
>>150708105gay
>>150706743
listening to Chicago sports talk radio today has been an advisor absolute delight
>>150706717>plays like shit>still winsimagine how unbeatable they will be when Bo actually TRIES to play a decent game
>>150708192They will not be a couple for much longer.
>>150707161>>150707216>>150707246>>150707259>>150707273>>150707283>samefagging this hard>incorporating this much AIslop into your samefag routineDude go pick up a part time job or hobby or something
Is this a good passing chart?
>>150708192>la niggers>>150708195best news i've gotten today
>>150707231>>150707241
>>150708212>I was being seriousOk, then I'll get into it a bit more. Washington really didn't do anything special in their rebuild. They spent a high draft pick on a QB in a QB heavy year and Washington's management has been working on trading away the Snyder era players for draft picks and cap space (except for stars like Terry, ofc). Washington's rebuild just happen to be massively accelerated by Daniels being amazing. I've sung his praises many times, but he really is the man who makes the weather. I think if he was an average but decent QB, >we'd have hovered around 8ish wins. As for why the Bears rebuild failed, they drafted a bad QB. We can argue about if Caleb is a bust or not until the cows come home, but he's certainly not the best QB in last year's draft. And he wasn't at the time. Even without hindsight, I think Daniels and Maye were clearly better, while Nix and Penis Jr were probably better prospects. Of course, in hindsight, Caleb might be the worst round 1 QB in his year. Why did the Bears draft a bust? Bad management. Poles being set on Caleb without even looking at other QBs is genuinely baffling.
>>150706598kinda based nglthe fact that it triggers /sp/eds makes it better
>Rams have no fa-
>>150708080The problem is he often outperforms every single god damn quarterback that gets ranked above
>>150708286>Lefty unable to throw to the left side of the fieldGrim.
>>150708105That's the Slim Size Section to fit more seating
>>150708326>he often outperforms
>>150708192imagine that bloody mouth wrapped around your cock
If you dont rate JK Dobbins then your a dumbass. Dudes a baller and easily a top 10 back
>>150708305I think that Norris messaged Johnny last night. We still need to get Charlie on board.
>>150708286he just needs more time...
>>150708346Idk if I can make it to be honest, got a lot going on
>>150708192It's a pretty big bitch move to watch your girl starting shit with someone and when that woman pushes back to dump a beer on her head, surprised he didn't get stomped by those dudes.
>>150708336Facts hurt.
>>150708192>getting into a fight at another team's stadium>always that one fuckhead that has to waste a $14 beerEvery time..
>>150708321>the strongest 69er fan being beaten up by the weakest Rams ChadPathetic. White knights should just be slashed across the face every time they try to defend these murderous and dangerous femoids.
>>150708379One performance
>>150708379>Squirts with the best Oline in NFL history>Joe Brrr working with a high school tier line menJoe Shiesty truly is the goat
The most unfairly hated offensive coordinator in recent memory. This guy absolutely worked spags and made him look like a bitch. Put some respect on his name right now
The first 3 quarters for JJ largely weren't him playing bad. His backup left tackle was getting beaten badly every snap, players weren't getting open (Jefferson looked very rusty), a few uncharacteristic drops, Aaron Jones wasn't succeeding in the run, and JJ has what likely would have been a 1st down run where he tripped on the shitty field so only gained 5 yards. The one big thing that JJ did do bad was the pick 6. It's a throw that a lot of rookie QBs try to make their 1st year because it's a throw that always works in college, where they underestimate the DB's speed and he punishes the QB. It's something he likely won't try again.In the 4th quarter the pass blocking improved significantly, players actually got open and caught passes, Jordan Mason was running over the Chicago dline, and the play calling was great. When Darrisaw is back, and especially Addison, that 4th quarter JJ is going to become the normal, and /nfl/ will seethe endlessly.
>>150708415and then the queenz will get bounced in the wild card, as is tradition
>>150708402I can do this for awhile
>>150708415>His backup left tackleGo Chiefs
>>150708305We observe today not a victory of party but a celebration of football — symbolizing an end as well as a beginning — signifying renewal as well as change. For I have sworn before you and Almighty Football the same solemn oath our forefathers once pledged at RFK Stadium and FedExField, back when glory was measured in Super Bowls and burgundy and gold ruled the gridiron.The world is very different now. For man holds in his mortal hands the power to throw a perfect spiral, to break a 50-yard run, or to execute the Hail Mary. Yet the same loyalty that carried fans through decades of highs and heartbreaks must still guide us.Let every loyal son and daughter of the DMV know: the torch has been passed to a new generation of fans, born in the shadow of legends like Joe Theismann, Darrell Green, and Art Monk, hardened by empty playoff hopes, yet unwilling to witness or permit the slow death of this storied franchise.Let every rival team know: whether you hail from Dallas or Philadelphia, New York or elsewhere, we shall pay any ticket price, bear any cold December weather, cheer any losing season, to assure the survival and the success of the Redskins spirit.To our long-suffering fans, I say this: ask not what your team can do for you — ask what you can do for your team. Buy the jersey. Tailgate at dawn. Believe in the rebuild. And to our players, I say: ask not what your fans can chant for you — ask what you will sacrifice for the name across your chest and the legacy behind your helmet.Finally, whether you stand in Section 300 or on the 50-yard line, let us go forth to lead this team back to glory, swearing in burgundy and gold the same oath: that we will not rest until the Lombardi Trophy is once again raised high in Washington.Hail to the Redskins!
>2003 Panthers beat the Jags in their first game>go to the Super Bowl>2015 Panthers beat the Jags in their first game>go to the Super Bowl>2025 Jags beat the Panthers in their first game
>>150708402all the elite QBs are AFC so he doesn't play them much desu, but he's beaten Burrow, Allen, and Lamar once, and Mahomes twice. Once in the owl tbf (and should've won the 1st owl).
>>150708359That's fine just keep us updated on the coal
>>150708438If only he put that much effort into playing qb.
>>150708436in awe at the size of this lad.absolute unit
>>150708425JJ is a winner. He's hoisting the Lombardi either this season or next season, and it will be his first of several.
>>150708438Too bad shuckin and jivin doesnt translate to winning
>>150708455Let’s look at the NFC. When’s the last time Hurts lost to Stafford?
>>150708469Sept. 21st, 2025
RECYCLE>>150676498>>150676498>>150676498
>>150708034>>150708192>>150708321>Eventually we will have one of every teammake sure to shut your mouth and keep all that plastic talk to yourselves when you come hereLest you be a highlight reel kek
How the actual FUCK did the Patriots let Geno throw for 360 on them at home? What an absolute dumpster roster they have lmfao
>>150706703>ohio>midwest
>>150708537There goes the Dan Campbell. Still waiting for /sp/ apology to Sirianni
>>150708537>Ben Johnson can't build a culture >Campbell can't call plays>Glenn can't do eitherLmfao
>>150708553I don't know anyone on the pats defense except for Christian Gonzalez
>>150708275get off the internet Caleb
>>150708489Guy is a baller. Instinctively knows that youre never too far gone for a little extra refreshment. Just heads up, veteran plays right there.
>>150708575Milton Williams. No refunds btw.
>>150708431>>150708455This isn't about head to heads lmao. You said he often outperforms the QBs he gets ranked above. Just go look at their average performances. Hurts couldn't play half the game Jackson or Allen did on Sunday
new emote just dropped, boys
>>150708401>>the strongest 69er fan being beaten up by the weakest Rams Chad>>>RAMS>>>>CHADfuck outta here LA spic and your plastic ass, astroturfed ass, mickey mouse ring piece of trash ass franchise
>>150708464Simple as.
>>150708615
>>150708553Just keno geno things. Also the bald one is a terrorist for defenses.
>>150708450A red sun rises over the NFLOur red sun is Jayden Daniels
After many hours of tireless research I've come to the conclusion that Aaron Rodgers' wife doesn't exist.
>>150708617Calm down macaco
>>150708615A fist pump is now an “unc emote”?
>>150708034I don't get it, whenever I'm at any sports event and I'm near people rooting against my team we just laugh it off like normal people
>>150708611NTA, I was just saying head to head.
>>150708551You just know the kiwipussy would get his ass beat if he tried to start shit in a Ravens @ Rams game. https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549
>>150708611Hurts isn’t blowing a 17 point lead in the 4th quarter
>>150708575Geno was throwing some amazing dots through tight windows. MNF gonna be interesting
I'm tired of announcers yelling and screaming over basic ass plays. Give it a rest
>>150708034Disgusting fucking ameriswine subhumans
>>150708645Now you see how easily history can be rewritten.
Anyone seen bitchknees? I thought I saw someone posting Track and Field webms
>>150708647You aren't a drunk Mexican
>>150708673They need to let people know to look up from their phones.
I say the Owl is gonna be Chargers-Falcons in the APOCALYPSE IMMINENT bowl
Nortenos vs Surenos
>>150708682A lot of tripfags dipped out for now because their teams are shit
>>150708617Based
>>150708653He would at least make sure he had the right medical coverage I think
>>150708030you forgot to add the gigachad image
>>150708617>least based Brazilian
>>150708728oh oh!!!!! stinkyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can't we diagnose people with CTE when they're alive?We can diagnose other dementias can't we?
>>150706666Why do that right after Cracker Barrel got all that shit for pulling the same thing?
>>150708728Wait he got raped too?
>He just needs more time. >Trust the plan
My favorite one. Even the cowboys bring all 20 charger fans out
apparently this is what bitchknees actually looks like kek not that anyone is surprised. Asperger's Syndrome and Jewish is a hell of a combo
>>150708711It must be hard for him after 3 straight losing seasons. He's definitely been mindbroken
>>150708660He isn't closing one either
>>150708762JUST
>>150708749"all that shit" amounted to a bunch of free marketing and good will with consumers when they "changed their mind". It was a scam all along and people fell for it.
>>150708751>had to stay in a hospital>needed surgeryGAPED
>mfw a burrs coach
kiwibitch having a melty kek
>>150708782And Jennyfag has been missing since halfway through last season
It's going to be a Kangposting season just like 2022.
>>150708799Does BJ have jaundice?
>>150708574>Ben Johnson can't build a cultureGayleb is an unfixable bust>Campbell can't call playsSee pic>Glenn can't do eitherThat was the best the Jets offense has looked in years
>>150708786I didn't, I never went to Cracker Barrel before and I still never will
>>150708814Season? Try 20 yearsThe Kang dynasty has begun, you just haven't realized it yet.
>>150708786Yep I had only thought of cracker barrel like 3 times in the last 5 years and at least twice I was trying to remember the name of that nasty buffet
>>150706600Pisswasser Pea-Shooters
>>150708816ESPN's color filter is horrible. I always remember Jalen Hurt's rushing TD from 2022 against the Vikings and how dark it looks. Someone post it.
>>150708816Yeah. When you’re in Detroit or any part of Rustbelt, you become a crippling alcoholic
>>150708825>That was the best the Jets offense has looked in yearsGlenn is the defensive play caller
why are bears fans so whiny? they are even among the top 5 nfl fanbases who have gone through the most.
>>150708859mad at da bears?
>the AFCW is going to be really dangerous this season
r8 my ranking of football commentators and pundits
>>150708637vai se foder, gordao
>>150708898Hi Nick.
>>150708859this coming from the whiny dolphins tripfag boo hoo nigga 1972
>>150708326did you watch the Ravens and Bills game? They are on a different level
Can someone explain adot, and why it's the hot new nerd stat
>>150708889yes I wish I had their recent history as a dolphins fan. We have experienced no upside to rebuilds just fucking pain. Jesus our fucking GM has somehow not been fired when the best shit he has done in 7 years is draft an injury riddled qb who does shit. His OLine is consistently at the bottom of the league and he repeatedly wont learn from his fucking mistakes.>>150708911>thats the only shit that we have for 50 + years
>>150708898Where's Brady?
>>150708931Are you blind?
Is Lion dead already?
>>150708854I’m a lifelong Wions fan. I’m aware of that. AG is also the HC and is obviously doing something right to have the Jets looking like a competent offense and Just Fields a competent QB.
>>150708896to everyone but the Raiders
>>150708898Chris Simms is the best by a mile>>150708918Who cares what nerds think? Throwing deep consistently is purely dependent on the coverage. Hurts beating Dallas playing small ball counts just the same as any other win
>>150708960when the play is so anemic you just have to hit em with the zoloft stare
Is there any hope for Caleb? Being totally unable to hit wide open receivers with a spotless pocket is unfixable 99% of the time
>>150708960You rang?
>>150708898Put Skip Bayless in GOAT tier
>>150708960Wow. Glad I dont have to go watch my team lose with my Lion tranny gf sitting next to me. #blessed #thankful #God
>>150708989Shit just came out of nowhere and people are talking as if it's the only measurement that matters (even though that's obviously retarded)
>>150708930>thumbnail
>You're the quarterback, sir, you've always been the quarterback. I should know, sir. I've always been here.
>>150707747How the fuck is carolina better than miami?Carolina would run a train on this fucking defense
>>150709015It's been around for quite a few years. EPA is the one I've heard pushed more the last two years. I genuinely don't listen to The Athletic Football Show now because Robert Mays never shuts the fuck up about it. It's a shame because he and Derrick Klassen is based and I enjoyed their podcast
>>150709040Your team is in open revolt against its head coach. Last time that was the case pic related happened.
>>150709068Kino game
>>150709040i think you misread in pal or misspoke i am unsure. You think Mcdaniels lasts the season?
>>150709075indeed
Bills > Eagles btw
>>150709068
thread got real gay real quick
>yes>3-14>it's not 5-12
improved accuracy WHEN?
I cook on Madden with Jayden Daniels and the Commanders
>>150709030Kino
>>150709082I dont think he will last into november
>>150709095He always looks sad, even when he's with his new gf
>>150709111Next year bro. It's gonna happen
>>150709030
>>150709102It wasn't even my fault this time
>Commanders (1-0) at Packers (1-0)Who does /nfl/ have in this whale of a game?
>>150708960I wanted the Bears to win because it would've made the Lions looking bad even funnier
>>150709159DEM MUHFUGGEN 'DERS NIGGA
>>150709159Packers in a close game, should be fun though.
>>150706598BASED
>>150709164>classic divisional rivalry
>>150709159Good lord is she fat.
Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl
What does he do?
>>150709159mmmmm
CPOTY: Caleb Williams Williams is entering year 2 where things often click for QBs. His WRs are upgraded with the tandem of Rome Odunze and DJ Moore being better than most can ask for. The WR they drafted, Olamide Zaccheaus, is a legit deep threat that they can rotate out with a true X in Devin Duvernay depending on the situation. Most importantly they landed the best Tackle in the draft who will solidify the right side of the line, but possibly play all around it wherever necessary.The Bears are going to score points, that much is known, they put up points with an actual garbage Offense last year but just couldn't overcome the defense. Thankfully, they've made several key additions. They have objectively the best and deepest LB room in the league, which doesn't mean as much as it used to but in Dennis Allen's system LBs are largely impactful. They triple tapped at DT in the draft which is the engine of this scheme and will be able to create a constant wave of consistent play each game with the depth that was already there. It's not much but it's enough to take pressure off the honestly great secondary which was the only bright spot on defense last year.Most importantly it's enough to make sure the Bears will actually be able to close out games this year. With Rodgers gone the division is basically ours, and with the NFC being so garbage the Conference should belong to us as well. Sorry Packers fans but Love has zero DAWG in him unlike Williams.TFWDBWDSB
>>150708647When I go to sports events and I see people wearing jerseys or merch for the other team there’s always a little voice in the back of my head saying I should attack these people or throw something at them or fuck with them somehow. I never do it because I’m a white adult but if that voice is in my head than it’s in a lot of other’s too.
>>150708109Lol>>150709040...Carolina is at 32. They aren't better than anybody. Also Carolina's offense isn't running a train on anyone. Dolphins would put up more points
ravens choking again this season kek
>>150709229too long didn't read, Joy got passed around fox sports 1 like the company blunt.
>>150709208cringe mp4, cringe team, cringe tripfagkys
>>150709212>Finna.... Well.. Ya know... im talmbout... we wuz... i be sayin.... dat dey.... finna be... draftin niggas... caint bouta... GMS n' shiet muhfugga...
>>150709234>I'm a white adult>elgoblino.jpg
>>150709229Based Burr Bro
>>150709276I love you too
>>150709234>I never do it because I’m a white adultEuropean soccer fans regularly have gang fights and sometimes even kill each other
>>150706550NEW>>150676498>>150676498>>150676498
>>150709278I mean you think eventually he'd ACCIDENTALLY draft some good players. Where the fuck was top 10 WR Rome Odunze against the Vikings?
>>150709266>dolphins would up more pointsum did you see how shit that line is? also did you even see tua play? he mind is literally mush and every one knows all you need to do is take his first read. After that he will throw the ball into triple coverage.
>>150709208god I'm so mad the black bartender I kissed the other week stood me up I needed that shit
>>150709334kiwicuck doesn’t know ball KWAB
>>150709362I thought seeing the Ravens get BTFO'd would shut him up for a while. I was wrong. He's even spamming the catalog and /hoc/ now.
The BVRRS are going to be good. Ben Johnson was the most sought-after coaching candidate this decade. >We have the assets. >We have the WR core. The TEs. The O-Line is improved. The question is if it’ll be with or without Caleb. Change my mind.
>>150709356rough, did you get any free shots of hypnotiq out of it? what was his name?
>>150709229It's called comeback player of the year, not cum on his back player of the year
Cum on this bussy
>>150709397Depending on how far the Lions fall you guys might be back in 3rd place But you're never going to be anywhere close to the Vikings or Packers with Gayleb
new>>150709482>>150709482>>150709482>>150709482
>theres no WAY we could win! Our O-Line is shit!!!Meanwhile Staffgod stands alone72% completion rate btw
>>150708553Geno is good thoughbeit
