>caleb is badAPOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>150709482Bills/Eagles Superb Owl
>>150709498I'm sorry that Kurt has Stage 4 CTE
>>150709482please stop posting my wife
Is this the first franchise altering mega trade that made both teams worse?
Leave the Eagles to us
CPOTY: Caleb WilliamsWilliams is entering year 2 where things often click for QBs. His WRs are upgraded with the tandem of Rome Odunze and DJ Moore being better than most can ask for. The WR they drafted, Olamide Zaccheaus, is a legit deep threat that they can rotate out with a true X in Devin Duvernay depending on the situation. Most importantly they landed the best Tackle in the draft who will solidify the right side of the line, but possibly play all around it wherever necessary.The Bears are going to score points, that much is known, they put up points with an actual garbage Offense last year but just couldn't overcome the defense. Thankfully, they've made several key additions. They have objectively the best and deepest LB room in the league, which doesn't mean as much as it used to but in Dennis Allen's system LBs are largely impactful. They triple tapped at DT in the draft which is the engine of this scheme and will be able to create a constant wave of consistent play each game with the depth that was already there. It's not much but it's enough to take pressure off the honestly great secondary which was the only bright spot on defense last year.Most importantly it's enough to make sure the Bears will actually be able to close out games this year. With Rodgers gone the division is basically ours, and with the NFC being so garbage the Conference should belong to us as well. Sorry Packers fans but Love has zero DAWG in him unlike Williams.TFWDBWDSB
the shanahan seed is strong
>apologizekek, no.
>>150709517Taryn is CUTE!
The BVRRS are going to be good. Ben Johnson was the most sought-after coaching candidate this decade. >We have the assets. >We have the WR core. The TEs. The O-Line is improved. The question is if it’ll be with or without Caleb. Change my mind…
POWER RANKINGS>my reffiesPOWER GAP>everyone else
How many of Mahomes' bones are the Broncos going to break?
How is bro feeling right now?
>>150709526overall, the bears are good team outside of caleb and there's still a chance he improves. panthers fucked up big time though
I put some trinidad scorpion pepper sauce on my veggie fried rice and now my face is on fire
is this the real thread?
Reminder that the kiwi was mugged and hospitalized in the searing summer of 2017.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549
MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD
>>150709560It was self defense
>>150709502More evidence that Stafford>>>Goof>>150709498Nice to see a real ball knower confirming what all the intelligent anons ITT have been saying.
>>150709545The Kangz will continue to own the bears6 straight wins at soldier field, the longest streak in franchise history.A shame you're demolishing the stadium before the bears new owner can turn that 6 into 26.
>>1507095555, apparently
What went wrong?
Penis Jr.
Reminder that bitchknees is an Asperger's Syndrome obsessed JewMeltdown on 3... 2.......
what did he mean by this?
>>150709498what on earth does any of that mean?
>>150709498What kind of autistic scoring is this?
real knowers knew
Bears fans running more damage control than the JIDF
>>150709618he's seething right now lolbut seeing Saquon and Daniel Jones now I think it's just the Giants.
>>150709620>>150709632>outing yourself as low IQLol. Lmao even
>>150709498>1st nfl start, hasn't played a meaningful game in over 600 days, on the road in a shitty field like Chicago for Monday Night Football>STILL make better decisions and less mistakes than a QB playing at home for his 18th start
>>150709498>bullshit grade inflated scale anyone that can't even say 1-5, A-F, and has the middle as the rarest grade is not to be trusted
>>1507096204 elite plays25 correct plays1 play where he fucked up but still got positive yards6 plays where it wasn't his fault10 bad plays
>>150709537>All west coast shitters at the topIts time for the NFL to step up and do something about this slop
>>150709646stats are for NERDS
Reminder that Sam Darnold is literal trash and looked good in the Viqueers systems
>>150709651those aren't grades, retard. they're the number of plays that fall into each category
>>150709609
>>150709402brother her name was Niyeah and she was feeding me a LOT of free Don Julio and we made out. She chickened out when I came on strong after we agreed to meet sober the next day kill me.she was thick too
>>150709659West coast is best coast faggot. Short passes will ALWAYS dominate the NFL.
>>150709687i kneel for penis
>>150709673Yea which is why they moved onto JJ, who will be an elite QB.Like going from Alex Smith to Patrick Mahomes
>>150709610>Bitchknees is a jewunironically explains a lot
>>150709526DJ Moore is great and makes this trade a win for the Bears by himself; however, the Bears are also a dogshit franchise, so they would fail even if all those picks turned out to be potential Hall of Famers.
reminder: mahomes is still the BEST qb in the league right nowyou don't know ball if you disagree
>>150709709It's more like going from Andy Dalton to Bryce Young
A U R A
>>150709560
sick of everyone discussing shit that isnt related to football. That includes fags whining about bitchknees
Discuss this bussy
>people pretending JJ Memecuckphry is a good QB and wasnt handed a win by the reffies
>>150709693Its fucking soulless and gay.Rock pounders, and deep chucking is where its at.
>>150709608You never hire a bald coach. Look back at the last 25 years of Superbowl winning head coaches. The only baldy is Andy Reid but he still had hair when he was first hired by the Chiefs. If you hire a straight up baldy like Robert Saleh or Brian Daboll for example you're guaranteed failure
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 2 Edition!1. Philadelphia Eagles 31.9 (NC | NC)2. Buffalo Bills 31.1 (+2 | +2)3. Washington Commanders 29.3 (+3 | +2.3)4. Green Bay Packers 28.2 (+5 | +4.8)5. Los Angeles Rams 28.1 (+2 | +2.3)6. Baltimore Ravens 27.6 (-3 | -2.3)7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 25.8 (+1 | +1.1)8. Los Angeles Chargers 24.4 (+6 | +5.2)9. Kansas City Chiefs 24 (-7 | -7)10. Minnesota Vikings 23.4 (+2 | +2.7)11. Detroit Lions 22.6 (-6 | -5.5)12. San Francisco 49ers 20.5 (+1 | +0.1)13. Cincinnati Bengals 20.2 (-2 | -1.8)14. Denver Broncos 19.8 (+1 | +1.3)15. Pittsburgh Steelers 17.9 (+1 | +1.8)16. Houston Texans 17.2 (-6 | -6.1)17. Arizona Cardinals 15.9 (+5 | +4.5)18. Indianapolis Colts 13.9 (+5 | +4.4)19. Jacksonville Jaguars 13.4 (+5 | +4.4)20. Las Vegas Raiders 12.6 (+7 | +7)21. Dallas Cowboys 12.2 (-3 | -2.5)22. Seattle Seahawks 11.5 (-3 | -2.8)23. Chicago Bears 10.4 (-3 | -2.8)24. Atlanta Falcons 10.1 (-3 | -2.2)25. New York Jets 7.8 (+3 | +2.3)26. Miami Dolphins 6.8 (-9 | -8.9)27. New England Patriots 6.2 (-2 | -1.5)28. Carolina Panthers 4.5 (-2 | -3)29. Tennessee Titans 4.4 (NC | +0.3)30. Cleveland Browns 3.1 (+2 | +1.8)31. New York Giants 2.2 (-1 | -0.6)32. New Orleans Saints 1 (-1 | -1.3)
>>150709761saleh was a good coach shackled to shit QBs
Bill will be OROTY
>>150709692rough, find yourself a Niyeah that looks at you like this
why is this retard still around?
>>150709638jobbing to Notre Dame (the premier jobber school) means you are never going to make itthat's why drew allar will flop next year
>>150709771fuck gives you the right to make official rankings
>>150709726JJ is a mobile Brady with a better arm
>>150709780What was that zesty little hand job dance called?
>>150709755Air Coryell is just a different brand of soulless and gay. Erhardt-Perkins makes the most sense.
Who are they securing the win for on TNF?
>>150709755I disagree
>>150709789because stephan ross, shitty owner extraordinaire, love grier some reason. Stephan ross is the fucking issue
>>150709724>two games ago you thought he was a game away from being the GOATNo we didn't, only choofs fans thought that
>>150709736We’re not just talking about bitchknees life can’t we get that through to you? We’re not talking about one person we’re talking about every person! We’re talking about form! We’re talking about context! We’re talking about inter-relationships! Can we get that through to you? Do you understand?!?! Finally?!?!
>>150709752YeaNo 1st year starter has ever had a better 4th quarter in their debut. EverAnd he did it in prime time, in his home city, during an away game.
>>150709771>dolphins should be 32>losing to fucking USFgod I am going to be so sad when they fire billy
say congratulations to aaron and his new husband!
just ate raw chicken on accident, am I fucked?
>>150709861
>>150709869Force yourself to puke quick
>>150709667FOOMBLE
>>150709869You're fine Anon. There's only like a 20% chance it'll make you sick.
>>150709816Green Gay. Got to protect Man Love at all costs.
>>150709884
>>150709755>le establish the runCowardly playcalling. Just get a better QB faggot
>>150709903
>>150709869Enjoy your salmonella
name a better cheer squad in the NFL protop: you can't
Fuck you dude
>>150709498The problem is he made a lot of good plays against a sleepwalking team and made 4 or 5 of those bad plays when they had a chance to win the game near the end, or at least put it back on the Vikings to win the game.
>>150709941>Fuck you dude
>>150709678I'm not the illiterate nigger making grades look like blood types
>>150709638reminder this bum also blew a bowl game against the mighty Tulane Green Wave. I don’t know how his draft stock was so high
>>150709914>Cowardly play callingPhysically and Psychically dominating your enemies through a relentless run game is the opposite of cowardly. Its warrior behavior.Not surprised someone like you wouldnt understand, Mike Mcdaniel.
>>150709861>>150709884>>150709903>>150709922Aaron's not gay. He really really likes women
>>150709482>4+ generalsWhy? My Bundesliga thread died for this
>>150709940What is even the point of cheerleaders? Now that the teams can't use them as prostitutes they are just a waste of money.
>>1507097241. Lamar2. Burrow3. Allen4. Mutthomes
>>150709869
>>1507100045. Hurts
>>150709940Raiderettes and the bucs' cheerleaders, next
>>150709975>baltipoor detectedget your free laptop and take some reading classes
>>150709992>american>caring about povertyballDisgraceful
>>150709940I hate faggots so fucking much. >They carry parasites>Main demographic of HIV/AIDS>Main demographic of Herpes>Take DEI high paying positions and oversaturate the job market>Force their disgusting fetish on everyone else>Demand special treatment in every space they occupythe world would be so much better off without them>>150709941kill yourself
>>1507097711. Packers 2. Eagles 3. Bills 4. Ravens 5. Rams 6. Chargers 7. Commanders 8. Chiefs 9. Buccaneers 10. Lions 11. Broncos 12. Steelers 13. 49ers 14. Bengals 15. Colts 16. Jaguars 17. Vikings 18. Cardinals 19. Seahawks 20. Texans 21. Raiders 22. Falcons 23. Bears 24. Cowboys 25. Jets 26. Patriots 27. Titans 28. Browns 29. Giants 30. Saints 31. Dolphins 32. Panthers Ur ghey
>>150709724Not even the best qb in his division at the moment
>>150710004>Lamarchoke artist
>>150710004>2. Burrow
>>150710025>not putting the rams in the top 5ishygddt
>>150710032remind the class how many playoff wins herbert has
>>150710023>sports
do you think Colin Cowherd would say good and bad things about a player so later on he can use the tape to show he was right?
>>150709985The play caller isn't doing any of that, but he IS afraid of incompletions and interceptions which is why he calls runs like a coward
>>150709992>Bundesligawhat are you talking about? Get out of here before I kick your ass
>>150710074
>>150710085WHERE COLIN WAS RIGHT
>>150710089>The play caller isn't doing any of thatWe know Mike. Thats part of your problem
>>150710085He's absolutely going to go back to his original Shedeur Sanders take if he ends up starting and playing well despite saying in July/August he was out on him after he got two speeding tickets kek
>>150710023i like how you fail to supply any source to backup your complete bullshit claims
>>150710061Rams are in the top 5 mate. At number 5
Puka is a top 5 WR
>>150710137>Ban evasion
>>150710148for making the IR list
Russ.... Just stop dude
>>150710128Name the coach that is out there trucking linebackers
>>150710147WITHIN the top 5. IN the top 5, aka the four slots prior to number 5. Are you zoomies really this fucking stupid?
>>150710175Let him cook!
why they NFL be racist tho? Jus give Shedeur the ball fr.
>>150710210>shedoodoo
>>1507101855 is in the top 5. There can't be only 4 people in the top 5, that's asinine
name a better all-22 QB analysis channelalas, you cannothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-1-uo-EcWs
>>150710175>6 points at home KWAB
>>150710148more like poopa the pooa
>>150710226how can you wake up dead though?
>>150710238I'm warning you
>>150710185Holy shit you are a total airhead
>>150710183Vrabel, Campbell, Caroll, Flores. Must I go on, you frail, terrified bitch?
>>150710185Sorry pal but that's not how counting works
>>150710047>he's on a bad team so he's badNaw
>>150709544>taryn when she sees my peepee
>>150710185>get btfo in the last general>double downthis has to be the chiefsmutt
>>150710185You just know this poster is dark skinned.
>>150710185>WITHIN the top 5. IN the top 5, aka the four slots prior to number 5. Are you zoomies really this fucking stupid?
Do you think Kelce called him the gamer word?
>>150710185nice ragebait, buckeroo
>>150710360You're pushing your luck, little man
>>150710210t. Literally every comment on anything related to Shadman on the Internet
If you're going to rank someone at 5th, you've practically left them out of the top 5 anyway. Dumbfucks.
>WITHIN the top 5. IN the top 5, aka the four slots prior to number 5. Are you zoomies really this fucking stupid?
>>150710360>When the person in front of you at Starbucks is taking too long to order
>>150710360>you fucking... NIGGERLooks like it honestly
>>1507102382 field goals btwGiants got a 1st and goal from the 7 and were refballed ANOTHER 1st and goal from the 2 and still didn't get a TD
>>150710398Faggot ass snitch
Is racism making a comeback?
>>150710411Keep on>>150710444Mad?
>>150710462Lets seeGENO SMITH
>>150710340that's lewd, taryn is NOT for lewd now cynthia IS for lewd
>>150710462It needs to
>>150710462It never left, brother.
>>150710463As mad as I am when I see a piece of trash float by in the wind I suppose
>>150710514I'd suggest keeping everything on-topic, then.
>>150710462What do you think?
>>150710541Shut the fuck up bitch
Bucs over Toxins is free money
>>150710497black crime is such a gigantic issue and the media is wholly complicit. every single journalist is rotten trash and should die.
>>150709482>>150709517your wife is the sexiest whore in broadcasting
>>150710637Toxins D way better than Failcunts. Not too sure about that
>>150709498hes a running back larping as a quarterback, cmon Warner. whatever adjustments the defense made at half, Caleb literally couldn't hit the broad side of a barn
>>150710637That's what I'm thinking. Might lay some $ on it but what would you parlay with it?
>>150710703He's ruined because he had no o-line at USC and now treats every play like he has to scramble right off the snap. He has no patience.
>>150709602you are so fucking lucky he was hurt
Davis Allen/Terrance Ferguson next year will be deadly for us. Will be glad when Parkinson is gone.
>>150710643Journalists and studio chiefs should all be tried for treason and thrown in a prison cell
>every person who has any ownership stake in the bears is on a plane but it disappears over the Pacific Ocean, never to be seen again. It is discovered in the aftermath that through some legal loophole, you are now the sole owner of the Chicago bears and must win a Super Bowl within the next 5 years.How would you do it? Or is it impossible?
>>150710742Love anytime rushing TD and passing TD
At least the defense is as advertised
My Rammies :)
>>150710779>must win a Super Bowl within the next 5 years.Or what?
>>150710730>
>>150709649is he factoring in the noise of the crowd?
>>150710786Banking on a rush TD is a bit much
>>150710779>>150710820The soul of Virginia mckaskey appears and damns you to hell
>>150710815Are gay just like you.
I think it's pretty obvious now why Payton went to Colorado.
>>150709537it's a shame it's looking like Danny Jones is going to save Steichen's job because I wouldn't mind having him back if Patullo doesn't work outhe was a helluva OC
Teams with Soul:BillsChargersBroncosSteelersColtsCommandersEaglesVikingsBuccaneersIf your team is not on this list, you’re a bbc guzzling faggot
>>150710779Trade gayleb to some scmuck that'll be stuoid enough to pay a 1st round pick for him, trade Ben Johnson for another 1st before people realize he's a fraud, hire Josh Mccown as my head coach, and draft a QB that I sit for a year behind a veteran like Darnold, Russell Wilson etc.Then I pray Aaron Glenn or Mike Tomlin get fired so I can hire them as a DC
>>150710957
>>150710637Atl over MN is a better bet imo. Texans might be a bit of a paper tiger, but they are still effectively the same team that made the playoffs last two seasons. Atl is an ascending team against a Vikings team that could barely handle the Bears
>>150710957based
>>150710957Mark my words. Bills Broncos AFCCG, Vikings Bucs NFCCG, Bills Vikings owl
rate my QB tier list after week 1
>Teams with Soul:>Bills>Chargers>Broncos>Steelers>Colts>Commanders>Eagles>Vikings>Buccaneers>If your team is not on this list, you’re a bbc guzzling faggot
>>150710957>Steel-ACK!Shut your bitch ass up
You guys genuinely wouldnt know good football if it fell out of the sky and landed on your face
>>150710982One of the only reasons the Vikings struggled at all was their top 5 LT was out for a really shitty backup. All signs point to him being back next week.The other four members of the oline allowed a combined 2 pressures and 0 sacks all game. Fucking 2 between the four of them.
>>150710957Replace Commanders with Bengals and you'd have a point. A SJW negro team isn't soul
>>150710994Bills and Broncos definitely hate each other, would be a good AFCCG rematch
>>150709527>Le-ACK
>>150711005Nix wasn't good but I kind of blame the play calling. They should have ran it a lot more
>>150710936ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHCOLORADOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150711056I noticed Hurts looked fast in the opener, he seems healthy.
the timeline has been repaired
>>150710957>vikings >bucsTeams founded in 1960 or earlier have soul, the rest are soulless expansion garbage
>>150711088Legs like fucking tree trunks. He's the only reason why the bussy tushy works
>>150711043thisthey had soul as the redskinsthe second they sold out to appease people that don't even watch football the lost all their soulcorporate sanitized "brand-friendly" team
>>150711100Kangz are the same ringless frauds they've always been. Needed our 3 best defenders out to barely beat us by 3 points.
>>150711100never EVER pretend that the vikings are anywhere near Green Bay's level
>>150711129This
>>150711100Loins beats Viqueefs
FIRE THIS MAN
the judgement is in:just a fineno suspension
>>150711151>needed a backup LT to even get pressure LolThe bears are going to lose by 30 next time
What do we think about this trade proposal chat?
>>150711198ENTRENCH THIS MAN
>>150711198The one thing the eagles are good at is killing the clock and sealing games. He doesn't call the offense, with Lamar and Henry they should be able to fucking kill 8 to 10 minutes easy. Lamar always seems like he gets ADHD at the end of games and starts doing dumb shit.
>>150711229horrid, old tyreek isn't worth a 2nd-rounder on his own
>>150710936DUDE
>>150711229>a 1st for current year Tyreeklol he's worth a 3rd or 4th and maybe another later pick
>>150711221>>150711038Very likely when Darrisaw is back the Vikings will have the best oline by a mile.
>>150710957>brings up black dick unprompted The absolute state of our nation
>>150710957You're off a bit there, faggot;>Teams with Soul:>Billssure>ChargersOnly if we're talking San Diego>Broncossure>SteelersAgreed>ColtsWoman owners don't have soul>(((Commanders)))fucking joke, right? Redskins, yes>Eaglesmeh>VikingsSomali shithole cancer capital of the world>Buccaneersi guess
>>150711281I'm at the point I respect nerd shit like EPA over PFF. PFF? more like PFFT
>>150711289YOU WON'T DO SHITAT LEAST NIGGERS HAVE THE RESOLVE TO ACTUALLY GO OUT AND MAKE SOMETHING OF THEMSELVESYOU FUCKING PASTY ASS CUMSKINS ARE JUST GONNA REPOST AND SPAM THIS SHIT AND CONTINUE FAPPING TO BLACKEDYOU'RE ALL FUCKING PATHETIC.
Mahomes looks back to form but the rest of the team is ass lmao
>>150711157The Vikings will continue the belt to ass they've been giving green gay since KOC arrived.He owns the packers and didn't have to buy some worthless toilet paper to make it official
Loosely ordered.>49ers already kill
>>150710779Embezzle millions on assumption it can't be done.Tank for two years, trading a top 5 pick each year for 6 total extra swings. Trade gaylob for more picks. Build a new team through the trenches out. Year 3 trade up for a sliding QB and take another one or two on day 3. Alternate the QBs starts in season.Keep the one with the highest passer rating at end of year and make big splash FA signings and trades for premium positions that are weak on defense. Hire a top tier OC as HC.Profit
Who wins Communists vs Packers?
>>150711281>worse O line play than opponent>72% completion rate regardless>WGOAT talk
>>150711281Stats like this is pure tranny shit. How can the soys have such a high win rate, but also such a low grade. Its just fucking gay.
>>150711100Throw the Viqueers into the basement too. They've never and will never win shit.
>>150711300EPA might be even worse than raw stats. At least PFF makes sense from a procedural perspective
>>150711229They should trade for Rasheed Shaheed unironically. They should also try to find a decent possession guy. That plus JuJi and Rasheed coming back would give them a solid corps.
>>150711221Might help pressure when our elite CB1 and NCB are in coverage (or Kyler nickel blitzes), and allows us to stack the box way more and shut down the run.
>>150711337Because when they aren't winning they're making costly mistakes that allow for pressures.
>>150710957>Colts>Commanders>Chargersrelocated and renamed teams are not Soul
>>150711305Pasty white talons typed this post
>>150711319Probably Packers. They seem built well to handle rushing QBs and have good home advantage
>>150711391Besides Skule, the rest of the Vikings oline was bullying the shit out of the bears dline. Vikings were also missing addison, and Jefferson looked incredibly rusty since he missed most of camp. It's also, you know, JJ's first nfl start and first meaningful game in over 600 days lmfao. Barring any significant injuries, the Vikings will improve by week 4 and beyond far more then the bears will.
Does 'Anytime Touchdown Scorer' include passing for the TD
>>150711439No
It's good that the Ravens got this loss out of the way so they win the rematch in the playoffs
>>150710957>chorgers>soulThey started off as an LA team then fucked off to SD when they couldnt cut it against the vastly popular Rams at the time. If Rams are plastic LA Trash it applies to the Chorgers too. They started out getting cucked and its probably the reason why they still get cucked to thos day You dont know ball & your list is trash
Wish i had some tacos & burritos right about now
>>150711439Nope. It should tell you that specifically when you open the Anytime TD scorer tab on your gambling site. It does on all of mine anyway
Throwing dildos on the field seems to trigger players more than anything
>this guy was drafted first overall
>>150711393>When im not getting butt fucked, im slurping down semen!Whats what you stat trannys sound like
>>150711381PFF grading is just >dude trust me bro
>>150711183This
>>150710797Have faith you weakwilled homo
>>150711470And then lose to the Chiefs again.
>>150711516trembling with needit's probably still even warm
>>150711517Sad!
I'm impressed by Cam Ward, too bad the Titans are shit
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>>150711005Flip Rodgers and Allen.Move Mahomeboy back two slots behind Fields
>>150711575I don't get it
>>150711571I hope you guys in Fantasy pick up the Rams D this week. Bumcos gonna watch and learn
>>150711038Having a different LT isn't going to make JJ markedly more consistent
Are you guys even aware of whats happening in this country racially? Or are you too obsessed with roided niggers playing with an inflated ball?
>>150709565Caleb is always going to be a bust.
>>150711650Whites are over it?
>>150711540PFF grading is looking at every play for the player and grading in context to best guess. That's the gold standard for grading.Issue is PFF is bereft of talented assessors, but the PROCEDURAL concept is good
2 passing TDs from Love and Bucs over Texans. Yay or Nay
>>150711005>Ward not "let down by teammates"Retard
>>150711650If your not ready then get ready, but those of us that are ready are sitting comfy on the couch waiting for the lights to get bright.
>>150711650Fuck off broSports are escapism from the horrors of modern life
>>150711571Calvin Ridley has to be betting on games again. Played like absolutely dogshit with multiple big drops. Fucking alligator arms in the biggest spots. I could never trust a player like that. Exact same shit he did in Jacksonville
>>150711631Statistically for week 1 Broncos are the number 1 defense, Rasm are at like 8
>Probably Packers. They seem built well to handle rushing QBs and have good home advantage
>>150711712I look like that but I don't say that
>>150711639Experience will.But Skule was regularly getting beaten immediately, accounting for both sacks and 4 other pressure. One such sack where he was about to throw to Nailor for a touchdown.Watch the all 22 breakdown, he was pretty damn sharp the whole game, he just finally started getting real opportunities in the 4th quarterhttps://youtu.be/B-1-uo-EcWs?si=b0YfIuzNrGEEiITA
Aaron Rodgers just finger blasted my asshole
>>150711745stop huffing your own farts. that pick six was worse than anything Caleb has ever done.
>>150710004Buddy, lameme is not top 5. I won't even say top 10. Is not clutch in crunch time, can't actually read a defense, >20 throws. But yeah, nice regular season wins.
fuck...our response...?
>>150711705What do you mean? What’s going to happen?
Bears are a good team and will finish ahead of Detroit in the North.
>>150711711Statistics dont mean shit here this front is the best in football sans Eagles. There is no Line that can reliably stop them.
>>150711693As I said before, I'd rather take the spread for Falcons instead of Bucs.Love might be a good bet for 2. Jacobs struggled a bit and they'll probably want to ramp up Golden. Then again they might want to give Jacobs a "get right" game and fees him, especially since he's on a TD streak
>>150711800Stfu, David, whoever you are. You posted this in the last thread and no one cared.
>>150709498
>>150711800All im seeing is that everyone is being bailed out by the god tier O-line
>Are you guys even aware of whats happening in this country racially? Or are you too obsessed with roided niggers playing with an inflated ball?
>>150711821I mean unlike the Rams too a bit but their defense definitely isn't better than Denver's
>>150711791Caleb has had far far worse throws than that last year lmao. Hell his accuracy this game was a million times worse than JJ's.It was definitely a bad interception, but it's the type of throw that a lot of guys make their first year because it's the type of throw that always works in college. He won't make the same throw again in that situation, knowing that if he can't get it off early enough it'll be picked.
>>150711824who the fuck is david? I haven't posted in the genny since SNF
>>150711847I'm sure it's getting handled.
>>150711849I like the Rams too a bit*
>>150711712>no rebuttalAs expected. Pathetic
>>150711822>As I said before, I'd rather take the spread for Falcons instead of Bucs.But my man JJ is about to eat the falcunts alive
If Stephen king wrote a horror story related to the nfl, what would it be about
>>150711311>Mahomes looks back to form but the rest of the team is ass lmao>scramble and sideline-abuse-babyup he sure does
>>150709498he literally could not make simple passes. his accuracy is terrible
>>150711852>Caleb has had far far worse throws than that last year lmao. Hell his accuracy this game was a million times worse than JJ's.>It was definitely a bad interception, but it's the type of throw that a lot of guys make their first year because it's the type of throw that always works in college. He won't make the same throw again in that situation, knowing that if he can't get it off early enough it'll be picked.
>>150709498Kurt likes everyone, he also said Pickett was good years ago
>>150711909Do you mind telling me which QB won?
Quite the crowdGuess who they're interviewing?
>>150711884Jordan Peele is already putting out a football "horror" movie this year
>>150711849>>150711876Broncos have great pieces and are disciplined ill give you that. But if they manage to see each other in a SB? Kek please believe Bo Nix is getting put in a bodybag on the Rams way to a ring.
>>150711883If you want to be blinded by homerism then go ahead. They barely beat the Bears by 3. I doubt they beat Falcons period, let alone by 5
>>150711927Yeah no one cares what that hack thinks
JJ is a winner. Gayleb is a gay loaerThose are the facts, JJ will be hoisting Lombardis while Gayleb is running a nail salon in 10 years
>ratbirds
>>150711934Screenshot the bet you placed on the Falcons so I can laugh at you in a week
>>150711945
Fact: the most important factor a QB can have is their ability to rise up to adversity. black QBs are not capable of this.
>>150711934KOC finna have JJ and this offense running on all cylinders Fatlanta is cooked
>>150711932Cam Ward got sacked 6 times, you think Stafford could handle that?
Ramilia had a good showing to start the season
>Yeah no one cares what that hack thinks
>>150711961I don't gamble
There is nobody walking this planet who has sucked more dick than me
>>150711543This
>>150711991He’s right. That movie looks like ass and Jordan peel is tired
>>150711975Hurts isn’t black?
>Fact: the most important factor a QB can have is their ability to rise up to adversity. black QBs are not capable of this.
>>150712010Correct, he has revitiligo
>>150711988Broncos defense is better on the whole due to their secondary, but Stafford could handle it better than a rookie making his first start.
Down 11 points and McCarthy walks up to other players in the huddle and asks Is there anywhere else you'd rather be... dude has greatness waiting for him
>>150711988Stafford took 5 with the Eagles and took it to the wire. Your line is good but not better. Hurts took 7 sacks in the playoffs with his All Pro line. You think your bodyguards are capable enough?
>>150712010Hurts is not clutch. See the first Superbowl he was dragged to. Crumbled under pressure. Following year bounced by the bucs.
>>150712070I'd be worried about Bonitto if I was Offensive coordinator against the Broncos. He's like the second coming of Von Miller.
>>150700717
I'm sorry, Daniel Jones. I didn't know that the Giants are simply cursed by God.
>ummmm ACKSHUALLY the Quarterback who's averaged 37.5 points in Superbowls isn't very clutch because....... WELL BECAUSE HE JUST ISN'T OKAY!!!!
>>150712116We have the second coming of Aaron Donald here I would be just as worried.
WE'RE LOSING RECIPES
why are kiwis always the worst posters on this board
>>150712136coal. at least have the decency to represent my argument with a good 'jak
>>150712081https://youtu.be/UB5e4xB0KAg
>>150712070Are the rams gonna give up 255 yards to Saquon Barkley again?
Why would you have a literal midget play man coverage on a 6'4" giga nigga?
>>150712173130
>>150712152Wait that’s actually true
>>150712062Reminds me of a story about Brady going into a huddle down a TD with 2 minutes left saying something like "what an opportunity for us" ir something.Kid is a leader of men and has that IT factor.
>>150712153He was mugged and hospitalized in September of 2017. Please understand.
>>150712173That depends, is Jake Hummel and Michael Hoecht playing Linebacker?
>>150712173no
>>150711884It would include a flashback to the main characters childhood where they and a group of friends took turns fucking a girl they knew who later says it was rape right after they land a big contract. The sex scene would be graphically detailed and written in the style of a cocaine addict typing with one hand and edging with the other. She lied, it was totally consensual, and a demon rapes her in the night Nosferatu style every night for the rest of her life. The twist is the player she claimed raped her got into black magic in prison and is clapping cheeks every night at the same time to get revenge on her.
>coal.>at least have the decency to represent my argument with a good 'jak
>>150712153Kiwis are just Australians but dumber and the fuckdoll of the wealthy. Both groups are cooked, literally, the heat and sunlight makes them retarded and angry.
>>150709543yeah, but if the receivers were where he threw the ball they could have caught them. they just need to finally grow up and get their 15ft wingspans. or fire them and get guys with 15ft wingspans.
fin friends, there's nowhere to go but up
>NFL is posting 15-20 minute YouTube game highlight packages for every gameWhy even bother spending 3 hours watching a game anymore? Hell, I won’t even bother downloading the condensed games to watch them like I was going to do. I’ll just watch these highlights of every game I didn’t watch live.
Joe Bussy is popular with the ladies
>>150712153>boardYou mean the entire website
>>150712158I remember that farce of a game. Philly was bailed out all night. And then he choked in the big one.
Ya seethe?
>>150712269>it cant get any worse>dolphins
>>150712136Whos this picture of?
>>150712269The black man marches on
>>150712136I look like this and say this but not about him
>>150709560Bro really bro'd those kids, bro. Nah bro not feeling good, trust bro.
>>150712269>can't get any worseTua dying on the field is still a real possibility, and now it's definitely going to happen
>>150712349Real American Patriots
Patty Cuckitini
>>150712365tua dying would remove his cap and allow the team to draft a replacement so it would be a blessing
Kek rams beaners still ass blasted that they got btfo on the last drive by that retard on the eagles that spit on dak.
>>150712153Nothing good comes out of that country, only thing of value I know is Braindead/DeadAlive. I just asked an ai what are so e of the good things about New Zealand and it took over a minute before it spit out "1. Lord of the Rings 2. Mountains" which I think is hilarious because it was written by a British author and I'm pretty sure God exists just because I think he put those mountains there in hopes that all the people there would climb them and hurl themselves off. Unfortunately they're too lazy to make the trek and too stupid to cone up with motor scooters to get them up there either. I laugh all the time whenever I think about what life there must be like. It's Australia's Canada.
>>150711888Mahomes threw for three +30 yard chunk plays. that's already like half of last season's totals and without Rice/Worthy
>>150712402Wellington Paranormal is good thoughbeit
>>150711795>can't actually read a defense>4th best passer rating over a season of all time last yearwhat did he mean by this?
Who got the dagger webm?
>>150712392Thanks for sharing your thoughts. They are riveting
>>150712425Surely he won the AFC right?
>>150712425>passer ratingMeme stat
>>150712292Hmm maybe he’s more like football’s version of Tiger Woods where he just has a lead and keeps the lead the entire game.
>>150712278they're fine for reference and better than nothing if you can't tune in but it feels really horrible to watch those rapid fire cuts. at least sports center injects the ups and downs narrative of "the game"
>>150712445We used to be a passer rating board. ESPN released the shitty QBR though and people got Passer rating and QBR confused and now nobody likes anything Yep mhmm
>>150709646>MUH STATS
Tua Throwadaballgoodavoa reminders:- Led the league in comp% in 2024- Led the league in pass yards in 2023- Led the league in passer rating, TD% and Y/A in 2022- Passer rating over 101.0 each of last three seasons>Stats?! What about muh eye testShut up. Stats literally count the things that happened on the field in front of everyone's eyes.
>>150711958only one team here has a shot at a super bowl yet again
>>150712475how's he doing in 2025?
>>150712421Wellington Paranormal is painfully overrated. If you want good Kiwi comedy watch Moon TV and BroTown
NFL got /nfl/ seethin
Here's an idea. Instead of penalties changing the spot of the ball they replay the down but the player that caused the penalty can't be on the field and his position must be vacant. If a right guard gets caught holding you play the down over with no right guard and nobody can stand in his spot. If a corner gets dpi you lose a corner for the next play. False start? Everyone but the center, even though it was the centers fault for not snapping the ball on time you lose both tackles and guards.
Hopefully Hurts can choke his way to another Super Bowl MVP
Accuracy, pocket presence, vision/awareness, playmaking, and ball protectionthese are what matter, does your QB have it?
Black QBs
>>150712481Just you wait and see.
>>150712495>Caleb bet me I could open my mouth thise wide but I proved him wrong ;)
>9th best fantasy qb performance of week 1>hoe ass niggas praying on my downfall
>>150712502"Yeah but he hasn't won a Super Bowl, so he sucks"- /sp/
>>150712523Michael Vick was an insanely great fantasy QBBut he was a loser. Just like Gayleb
>>150712502>Look at my glorified Running backCringe
>>150712530>Michael Vick was an insanely great fantasy QBnot against good defenses he wasn't
>>150712444one well placed and clearly dropped ball away :^)
>>150712495He beat the bears BARELY
On Sunday, RW was complete dog shit in the 21-6 loss to WAS, completing only 45% of his passes for a JJ McCarthy-tier 168 yards (JJ McCarthy threw for 143 yards in his debut)On Tuesday, after all the clamoring to bench RW, RW got online to post a two-word message on X centered on his emotional fitness:"Mentally Tough,” the 36-year-old quarterback told his 5.4 million followers.
Josh Allen overcame the adversity of Bills fans emptying the stadium with double digits still on the clock.
>>150709543I think the worst might be the one at 14 seconds. He looks at the guy in the middle, it’s open if he throws it to the receivers right side, but he takes the check down which is then incomplete
>>150712497so basically you just want the good teams to score for free
>Russell Wilson posts two-word message as Jaxson Dart calls intensify after ugly Giants debutWhat did he say /sp/?
>>150712564Best 4th quarter debut by a QB in nfl history.
>>150712590Impregnate Temujin!
>>150712502that was a 100% sack for literally every other QB that has ever played football except for Josh Allen, Big Ben, or Fran Tarkenton maybe
Jalen Carter is a hero.
>>150709578Did it make him retarded?
>>150712523this is the most Chicago outfit I have ever seen
>>150712590>Rent Freeze
>>150712571This is how u make an interesting post anon. Learn>>150712590
The only thing that can save the Phins is Pooa getting concussed
>>150712590>>150712571>Vote Zohran!
Jalen Carter has been reformed. He’s a new man.
>>150712515Watching videos about the game, and apparently I'm the only one who has concerns. The team looked great when it was working, but it's like nobody addresses the penalties or 3 sacks
Lamar and Josh playing in the same division is the equivalent of Peyton Manning and Aaron Rodgers playing in the same division
>>150709638It’s worse when you look at it game by game. He was good in 1 of the 5. He sucked ass in 4 of 5. Including the Okie state game makes him look better and I think thats more of a fluke
>>150712609He did nothing wrong. Dak spit first, Carter responded correctly by returning fire. Dak is a coward for not throwing a punch after Carter landed his spit.
>>150712668>Lamar and Josh playing in the same divisionlol retard
>>150712678conference, whatever. you damn well know what I meant.
>>150712683Peyton and Brady and Ben and Flacco all played in the afc
>>150712641Kek. I wonder if any athletes get behind him
Josh Allen ended racism on Sunday night and then some nigger had to murder a white woman.
>>150712590Coach Primate
>you now remember we almost got a reality where Tom Brady went to the Raiders and shared a division with Patrick Mahomes but they stuck with THAT FUCKING GUY
>>150712699hohol piggies aren't human.
>>150712694I only see 2 names there that were part of the definitive top 4 of their generation there, and obviously Brady is different which is why I said Peyton and Aaron as the comparison.
You're at the local get-together and this guy politely compliments your girlfriend's aesthetical appearance. What would you do?
>>150712715Go back
1. Coach Primate. 2. Caleb Williams is a faggot.
>>150712713I wanted Brady to get ring 8 on the nanners
>>150712713Derek Carr Memorial Fact of the Day™ Presented by Cerritos Auto Square
>>150709984>I don’t know how his draft stock was so highI'm starting to think it never was. The Bears GM was just so retarded that he alone was gunning for Caleb and that this created artificial hype, which then convinced him that he needed to trade up for Caleb. I bet if you reran the 2024 draft without the Bears trading, it'd basically look the same. Carolina would have taken maybe a lineman or something and the Bears could've had Caleb at #8
Caleb Williams found dead inside a Honda CR-V that was impounded in Chicago impound lot / City of Chicago Central Auto Pound
>>150712737Thank god that shit didn’t happen
Based Chink
>>150712676>be dook poopchute>get spat on>ask ref for help instead of retalliating>losekekuga
what the heck is wrong with the giants?
>>150710462HE FUCKING SAID IT AGAIN AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dak is a bald, mouthbreathing faggot.
>>150712720Look at my “WWJCD?” wristband before hawking a lugey on his chest
>>150712746It would have been so good that I would stop pretending to be a cowboys fan pretending to be an eagles fan posting gay porn.
OFFICIAL WAYS TO WATCH AN NFL GAME POWER RANKINGS1. Condensed game 2. Full game without commercials3. Game highlight package on YouTube 4. Full broadcast game including commercials9000000001. Nfl Redzone
>>150710797>bo nix doesn't play>still winsget your apology form ready for when King Bo actually tries
>>150710643You don’t hate journalists enough. Nor do I. Despite wanting all of them strung from lampposts.
>>150712770They turn good players into mediocre players and mediocre players into bad players. Put any individual on another team and they'll become a star.
>>150712782Your pretending is a drop in the bucket in the gay porn posted by real Cowboys and Eagles fans and nobody would even notice.
>hurr durr coach primateThis isn’t an own. Humans literally are primates
>kiwi reposts the same gay porn for years and now everyone thinks we are gay
>>150712831>PrimatesWrong anon, we're prime apes. Get it right
>>150712720Thanks m8, your wife was one hell of a sexy vampire
>>hurr durr coach primate>This isn’t an own. Humans literally are primates
You can only post ITT if your team is 1-0
BO NIX MISSING FROM LAST KNOWN LOCATION AFTER ALTERCATION IN PLAYOFFS More at 11
all he does is throw dimes
>>150712884cowgirls, queefs and ratbird sissies can't reply
The Arlington Bears? Bears new stadium will be 33 miles NW on the very outskirts of the metro areaSorry, sports fans: The Chicago Bears will be taking their talents to Arlington Heights after all.Bears President and CEO Kevin Warren broke the news to season ticket holders — and later on social media — He said they are focused on building a new fixed-roof stadium on the former site of the Arlington International Racecourse in suburban Arlington Heights“Moving outside of the city of Chicago is not a decision we reached easily,” Warren wrote in the letter. ““The Chicago Bears belong to more than just Chicago. We belong to the entire state of Illinois. The Nation. The World. We are at a pivotal juncture of the Chicago Bears franchise to build a new stadium, our future home in Arlington Heights"In 2023, the Bears purchased 326 acres of former horse racing facilities in Arlington Heights — which is the far northwest corner of the Chicago metro area
What we saw Sunday night is the same thing we saw Monday night.The difference between white QBs and black QBs
>>150712884thank god I'm a Bears fan with a gay black qb and don't have to suffer like NFCE fans.
>>150712893Dak hate us all memery and not backed by statties
Logan Ryan is right. No matter their physical ability you can't trust a Quarterback who can't hit the free throws
>tfw in the future you'll be able to add a package to your NFL subscription that instead of using shitty commentators is just an AI voice of John Madden complete with marker technology It's gonna be so good bros, our grandchildren won't have to know what it was like to suffer through 3 hours of buck and aikman.
alcohol is literally the devil
Jerry Jones Found Alive in his Los Angeles home at the age of 82
>>150712920Buck and aikman are the best broadcast crew though
>>150712931Correct
>>150712935Every time I'm watching a game without Kevin Harlan in the booth I just imagine how much better it'd be with Harlan color commentating.
i thought stroud was elite why is he being a >black QB
>>150712931it's ok tho my wife died I deserve to drink for a year or two https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzqQst-Sg8&list=RDlpzqQst-Sg8&start_radio=1
>>150712935Not even close. I'd put them in the same tier with Nantz & Romo
>>150712961New O line needs time to gel and Rams front is elite
>>150712931>>150712938Jesus first miracle was making wine for a wedding
did jalen carter just become the first NFL player in history to get credit for time served?
>>150712962Sorry 4 your loss anon. Go ahead and take a nice swim but dont let it drown you.
Good night spee. May your darkest nightmares of total KANG domination haunt you until you awake.
>>150712931I haven't been sober in a week.
>>150712953Harlan is good but he needs to chill out a bit
>>150712893Says here his first name is Rayne so why does he go by Dak?
Kangniggers realize McSharty still has 16 more games to play right? Its only going to get worse.
I love being drunk but the hangovers are brutal, but we have this conversation every night.
>>150713046I had to stop my body just rejects it and I get hungover instantly now
>>150713056Literally me
>>150713046Shadow people start camping out in my place when I go on a bender.
>>150713056that's a histamine thing, i think
>>150712720given that she doesn't exist, I'd ask if I could trade her for steinfeld
>>150713046Drink more water
>>150713056nta but I had something similar happen when I hit 30. Just one beer or mixed drink gives me a headache and lava shits for the next day. Stopped drinking entirely at this point and dont really miss it.
>>150712974I'm fine with wine. And really unfortunately, were stuck with distilled spirits etc. humans evolved for lower percentage ABV beverages when we'd eat fermented fruit off the ground and get a bit tipsy with our meal. Beers, wines, hell hard cider was the king in America before distilling became widespread. Had an ABV of around 4%-8% normally and you'd have to drink it like shitty bud light to get shit faced. Fuck the invention of mass-produced spirits is legitimately how women got the right to vote. So many men were returning home after drinking a handle of whiskey and then beating their wives in a drunken stupor after spending the paycheck entirely at the bar. Created a temperance movement because society could not handle their liquor. That said, anyone can make a bathtub still, and they did during prohibition so banning it certainly isn't the way. Hard alcohol is the devil though. Absolutely. Anyways, go Pats! The GOAT team can take a decade off without judgement
>>150713046Just drink more as soon as you wake up. Don’t think about it. Works every time.
>>150712997I'm the guy who made out with a bartender and a 23yo Cholita at work is interested in me, I think I'm going to be ok in time. Nothing compares though.
>>150713074They are guarding their food from other demons. Shadow people are weak.
>>150713098how in the fuck do you people do this and not immediately get dizzy or feel like you are going to die while drunk? that is the worst feeling in the whole world
im drunk every weekend because im depressed all the time33 by the way go jags
>>150713037Rayne Dakota Prescott
>>150713108Midwest genes
Now I want a $10-12 six pack of a nice premium craft brewed dark but smooth beer
>>150713108Because sobering up means withdrawals.
>>150713097>Temperance movement What NFL team will have a season like Pic related
>>150713097Nice. Opened this guy while I was cooking dinner in celebration of Jalen Carter.
>>150713130New
>drunks start talking about booze until sports media wakes upit's funny because you all act like you don't always turn this into your AA meetings.
>>150713097you realize we've been getting tanked on the hard shit for tens of thousands of years all over the world right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQCU36pkH7c
>>150709992Soccerfags should have their own board.
>>150713128>A picture for antsFitting for those Gnats
>>150713140Not the common folk
I'll have a pitcher of bourbon and coke, a 151 on the rocks, a Jagermeister and root beer, a Southern Comfort and 7 up and what do you have on draft?
>>150713142soccerfags should have a mass grave
>>150713139>implying won't be butthurt in the next threadHave a drink.
>>150713147Kek
>>150713046Once you start drinking enough, the solution is just to drink more and you no longer have hangovers. It's an interesting life, I'll say that.
>>150712502receivers with negro qbs must run an extra 1,000 yards a game trying to get back open when nearly ever plays breaks down into this scrambling bullshit.
>>150713150what state/region are you from?
>>150713164absolutely stunting on that retarded ho in red
>>150713041Yea surely the first year starter who was actively improving throughout the game has reached his ceiling, while Darrisaw and Addison will make the elite Vikings offense worse
>>150711199Checked
