Josh Allen and rookie J.J. McCarthy led thrilling comeback wins in the season opener.Vikings QB J.J. McCarthy won NFC Offensive Player of the Week after his historic debut.Eagles DT Jalen Carter will face no further discipline after his Week 1 ejection.The Bills signed veteran punter Cameron Johnston ahead of Week 2.The Titans unveiled a $2.1 billion domed stadium plan set to open in 2027.Rapper Saweetie became ESPN’s first female music curator for Monday Night Football.
The w in woins is for wildcard
F
Nobody say Bang bang 9er gang right now that would be incredibly disrespectful and not funny
Patty Cuckitini
Holding hands with Temujin at the park
>>150719284WTF is a music curator
NFL players need to start kneeling again in response to the injustice against Decarlos Brown. People of Color deserve the right to self defense without being assumed guilty.
>>150719323The person that decides what music will be played and when
Penis Jr.
#packwatch#ripbozo#restinpissyouwontbemissed
Death to all liberals
Football
>>150719382Something the left and right can agree on
I'm a lefty but seeing that webm mad me sad. I don't want to see anyone get hurt or killed.
but how does this affect the browns?
Rip bozo!
What's with leftists and being so violent?
What's with football being so violent?
>>150719407Then you're not a lefty. You're a liberal
I hope the Dolphins never fire McDaniel
>>150719458Why?
Welp, I'm out for the next 3 days.
Should Salt Lake City get an NFL team?
Bros, Quentin Johnston doesn't look like a bust anymore
>>150719516No, too much salt
>>150719516Ive been saying thisThe Salt Lake Twinkies. They'd rival the Bears
Prime Adrian Peterson or prime Derrick Henry?
>>150719530I thought he got massively overhated by Chargers fans the last 2 years. Plenty of 1st round picks have taken a while to become complete players. Not saying we know for sure he is now but he looked great against the Chiefs. Picked him up off waivers in 3 of my leagues
>>150719587Henry. You can run your entire offense through Henry. In fact he was the entirety of the titans offense for some years
>>150719587I take this back. AP carried Christian Ponder to the playoffs.
>>150719458It would be extremely racist to fire him.
Albert Breer the only NFL media guy I've seen comment on this so far. Will be interesting to see who stays away from this completely
Can this faggot having a meltdown go back to /pol/? Nobody care about your mindbroken posts.
Its pretty funny people acting like that brotha isnt dead already
>>150719632>Prayers to his familyMy favorite shallow platitude thrown out when someone gets shot and then nothing meaningful comes of it.
This shit is gonna derail Thursday Night Football
>>150719674Why would this have anything to do with TNF?
how many times did he call caleb the n-word?
>>150719692Because peoole are going to spam the game threads since they have high traffic and they want attention.
>>150719674Meh, i'm already over it
>>150719713It's going to be old news by then, man.
>>150719710he hasn't stopped saying it since monday night
redskins packers nfc championship preview tomorrow
My broncies will be heading to Indianapolis soon.
>>150719751wildcard
>>150719710Probably threw in a few faggots for good measure
>he was a BearsfagKWAB
Ball
>>150719710What's dominant about 13 drinks? I do that every night like it's nothing lol
>>150719833things I don't know
Why did aDoT become this good standard measurement of QB skill starting yesterday
>>150719789if only we had a board to discuss current events
>>150719851Arizona Department of Transportation
well?
>>150719780Is that were the Super Bowl is ?
>>150719851How does this make you feel?
>>150719896it's week 1, fuck off with this shit
>>150719841It cost him $1500
there’s still time to apologize
>>150719896>QBERTAnalyticsfags really need to stop coming up with stupid acronyms
>>150719876We know what Goff is and the Lions aren't going anywhere this season. If he's under pressure it's because they're expecting too much from him and the Lions. Caleb desperately needs to prove he's not a bust or his career is in danger.
>>150719908Kys
>>150719904The chart itself? Indifferent, as it really doesn't say much. People treating it as gospel? Confused, because again it doesn't really say much
>>150719780Modern machines are so cool. I watch a guy move a massive 70000lb boiler on a little flat bed trailer that wasn't attached to a truck. It was self driven and controlled by a little rc remote, all the wheels could turn independently of eachother, it was crazy
>>150719944it tells you who the chuckers and the checkdown merchants are
>>150719920dolphins fan huhnot gonna mince words, your season is over
Hahahhaha KWAB
Demonic Asperger's Syndrome jew ^
>>150719904Fuck it. Someone is down there
Bears suck
>>150719632Thoughts and prayers.
how bout DEM BOYZ?
>>150720005Drake Maye is a bust lmfao
There were warning signs
>>150719992You would be upset.
>>150720014Tom Brady curse
They just got too cocky about how they winning the Super Bowl this year, how they are just going to waltz to the Super Bowl in San Francisco, etc and just mailed it in Gm1, esp after the 3rd quarter ended. Was a nice wake up call
>>150720017KWAFB
>>150719957It really doesn't, it's entirely devoid of context.
>>150719658Are you on hrt or just retarded
>>150719916Do NOT disrespect Qbert
It's time for the most beloved tier list in all of sports media.
>>150719780>>HAY 1004DHLHay is for horses
>>150720068$%^&!
>>150720068From the thumbnail I thought this was Mahomes Mountain.
>>150719911$115 a drink is a tad too much
>>150720080Those are horses retard, the bodies of the horses are inside the container so you can't see them but trust me they're there
>>150719831Ouch.
>>150720074What's going to be his excuse when the Chiefs get cumpstered by the Eagles and start the season 0-2?
>>150720090He gave caleb $1200 to jerk him off
>>150720104everyone but mahome's fault
>>150719348And there it is.
Fact: Nobody gave a shit about Drew Brees when he was with the Chargers. He was middling at best and only got good after joining the Saints.Fact: Daniel Jones is beginning his Drew Brees journey.
>>150720095I don’t believe you. They’re reverse centaurs.
>>150720133I'm gonna reverse your head into your ass if you don't shut up
>be american>get shot
>>150720008zesty
>>150720144>cholesterol blocks the artery to keep you from bleeding out>celebrate by getting a butterburger from culvers
I'm thinkin about those KANGZ again...
>>150720157Your ceiling this season is the 7 seed.
>>1507201622 seed actually Packers are getting swept yet again
>>150719780>Walks into DHL store with horseYes, I’d like to ship one of these please.
The Shit FagSicko 69ers
Week 2 is loaded with good games
>>150720217DAMMIT WHY ISNT CALEB IN PRACTICE
>>150720223Name 'em.
>>150720233My ass and your face
the league has been getting a little too zesty
>>150720215>logs on to dhl.com>ok, let's see here>priority, express, overnight...no... >AH! there it is, horse shipping.>*clicks*
There's so much misinformation about everything flying around right now that /nfl/ is somehow the only sane place on this site.
>>150720216Many are saying this
>>150720285I feel bad for Brady's knee. One of his heroes got shot. Shot right in the face. :(
>>150720285Nick Foles caught a TD in the Super Bowl lmao.
>>150720285God I could watch that for hours.Anyway here's Brady admitting he's jealous.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HosWCnatdBc
>>150719284Welcome to latin america united states of america
>>150720308lol
>>150719516No, the league is fine how it is
>>150719516Fuck the Mormons
>>150719516Who are you getting rid of? There’s already not enough Oline and QB talent to go around.
>>150720338What'd they ever do
>>150719516We should just integrate the CFL
>>150720345Browns or Jags should be put out of their misery. Preferably Jags because the Browns have history
Why tf is 4chanx not showing deleted posts or fetching them from the archive anymore? Is it just me?
>>150720366I'd say salt lake, San Antonio. Louisville, Honolulu. All three have enough white people and are safe for good people
>>150720374Happening to me too. 4plebs seems to be just fine though
>>150720388mods must be taking down deleted postsliterally reddyt
>>150717148>Your either a dumb ass who has never interacted or grown up around these skanks or just a real dirty fuckerresponding late but it's absolutely the latter, my ex was the baddest bitch of all time I can't go back. You can never be first, but you can always be next c;
>>150720285based. i went from thinking sportsball is a circus to distract from politics to thinking politics is a circus designed to distract from nature and sports with their inherent violence mimic nature more than the hissing serpent scumbags obsessed with politics.
hot take: rodgers will be 2nd all time in receiving yards after 40 by the time this season is over
>>150719382as a socialist, I agree
>>150720411It's the bell curve meme.
>>150719780god I miss working the cargo loader at the airport that was a sweet gig
>Purdy is "a long shot" to play Sunday.Mac attack time.
>>150720468I think Mac can run the offense will enough to beat the Saints, Cardinals and Jags. But I really want Purdy back for that Rams game.
>>150719947>both Ravens tackles I knew LG was going to haunt us
>>150720366We should get rid of your favorite team
HAHAHA Hahaha HAHAHAHA LMAO LOL HAHAHAHA OHHHH MY
>>150720547Yeah, I'm still laughing about the KC and Baltimore games, too.
>drafted gayleb over jayden>drafted loveland over warren>drafted luther burden who doesn't even play when they already have moore and odunze>shit overall gm who is still eating off the bryce trade
It's over for my teamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9V78UbdzWI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-8x_pgp3lk
>>150720569let me guess, bears fan?
The Kangz have air bud waiting in the tunnels if JJ gets injured
>>150720565Don't forget:>drafted a shitty lineman in 2024 because his dad was friends with Eberflus>drafted a shitty lineman in 2025 because his dad went to college with Poles
>>150720641Dogs can't be QB because they don't have thumbs to throw the ball.
>>150720638you guessed it
>>150720641Looking back at it that movie kind of doesn't make sense, they'd never let a dog play basketball
RIP BOZO
>>150720654if a dog could throw a touchdown the bears would be all over him
>>150720652Bo is going to be so fuckin pissed this weekend.
>>150720657Theyd sign Hitler of he guranteed them 30tds and 4000 yards. And I mean Hitler currently, dead and decomposed.
>>150720666>Zombie Hitler throws for 4000 yards
>>150720654Ain't no rule sayin the dog can't play basketball.
>>150720693Somebody call Jordan Peele, he'll create a parallel that zombies get treated like African Americans in 3rd Reich germany
>>150720565Really though why the fuck did they draft another WR
>>150720569
Told you guys its only a matter of time. This was 1000% orchestrated, perfect timing with the Ukraine girl too, everyone is already on edge. I truly hope everyone is ready for whats coming next. There will be no starting bell or kickoff to warn you. Nothing ever happens bros - you want to call it again?
>>150720705Are you cleaning it up when it inevitably shits on the court. Play cant continue with shit on the court
>>150720707I do kind of want to see that Him movie. Not that I will because I'm not getting off my ass to go to some bullshit theater, but it's intriguing.
>>150720718That's the refs job, not mine.
Holy fucking shit, I need to finish my CPA and get the fuck out of this country, I'm not living through Years of Lead America.
>>150720650>>150720654Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks.
>the rematch
After watching both of Kurt Warner's film breakdowns, listening to Chris Simms, rewatching the game, studying Ben Johnson's offense a bit, going through a lot more media segments and radio shows, I've come to the conclusion that I still believe in Caleb. I need to hear Greg Cosell's thoughts too though.
>>150720752Fuck CalebFuck your beliefsFuck Greg Cosell's thoughts
The Browns should bring in Jake Moody. He can't make things worse for them.
>>150720766I wouldn't wish Jake Moody on my worst enemy.
Objectively speaking, there's nothing wrong or bad about Patrick Mahomes performance on Friday
apologize now before you get embarrassed on sunday
>>150720815Turns out there's 10 other guys who have to perform.
>>150720715word
>the last game he got to see was the bears choking a massive lead and Gayleb getting his bussy ravagedKekkers!
>>150720732This. Fuck this entire gay earth actually. I've lived all I can.
>>150720722Yeah theater is gay, I'm going to wait til it hislts streaming in a 1st world country and pirate it.>>150720731So you think any ref will allow a a dog on his court if he's responsible for the shit? Hell.no. even of they forced his hand he'd hit the dog with a couple techs and get his ass ejected.
>>150720819Mac Jones might be good enough to beat the Saints but we need Purdy back as soon as possible.
>>150720853He'd probably play through it if the 9ers played a real team this week
>>150720852>getting a player ejected from the game because they don't like his raceThe Player's Association would have a field day. Lawsuits everywhere.
>>150720819>Purdy injured againEvery time
>>150720819I always root for (white) Quarterbacks when they get cut and have to play backup elsewhere.
>>150720824I’d argue this was the most impressive scoring play of week 1. Being this well coached this early in the season is why these fuckers are so good at winning ugly games all the time.
>>150720819would him winning mean purdy is a system qb?
bros I need to watch football I'm addicted again
>>150720861More like the AKC or NAACP
>read news>think he was assassinated at first
>>150720819i see that we're right on schedule so far
>>150720565>take backWhat's there to "take back"? The Bears have been a nothing burger for decades
>>150720934Anybody who questions Shanahan is a traitor who will be re-educated.
>>150720916You can handle the withdrawals for a day, can't you?
>>150720916Watch one of the games you missed
>>150720652How many N-bombs this weekend?
>>150720979This is why I refuse to watch Redzone. I save the games and watch them over the course of the week.
>>150720979>watching non-live sports
>>150720654but the dog DID play basketball..
Anyone see Brady's knee today Kind of sketchy....
>>150720993>he doesn't rewatch his favorite games during the off-seasonNGMI
>>150721000he got banned
>"Joe Burrow will leas the Bengals to at least 1 title in his career"Yes or no? Hes very young, okay maybe not very, but not even 30 yet. On the other hand his body is slowly breaking down
>>150721020No one would be surprised if he did. The question is if he has to wait to get off a dysfunctional team like Stafford did before he finally will.
>>150721016Did he? I saw his post get deleted, wouldn't be surprised if he was one of the ones spamming it with his trip off though.
DO NOT LOOK AT HARRISON BUTKERS TWITTER
>>150721020I'm leaning toward no. They're going to Carson Palmer him. He has the talent but the Bengals are never going to give him the support. He might win it all if he gets away from them.
>>150721057why
>got a fly in my room>the spider I've been tolerating for a week now caught itbased and go pack go
>>150721057Why?
>hairybuns buttkek
Jalen Hurts played a great game, and every other elite QB would've had the same game he did if they were the Eagles QB that night
>queerison missaPATshitkicker
>>150721092He does look kinda zesty
>>150721101Oh no not another fucking marvel movie
>>150721101Oregon vs Oregon state is next Saturday.
>>150721101I don't think I will, especially since football just started and there's a game tomorrow.
>>150721020No. Burrow will be traded first, probably early as next season to either dem boyz or the kangz and then Chase will be dealt to the queefs. Higgins will end up in leaveland.
>>150721112Fucking hate rooting for the cummanders
>>150721124I'm rooting for the fudgepackers because Deebo Samuel is a fucking traitor
>>150721135Who is your favorite current Falcons player?
>>150721135Football?
>>150721135Rights and lefts call for each other's deaths all the time
>>150721143benis :D
>>150721135Isn't he a child predator?
Why are the players so tiny?Why pay money to get drunk, get punched, smell other people's drunk breath, and watch tiny fucking players 5000 feet away?
>>150721159Not my daughter, not my business, not my problem.
>>150721166I would watch the nfl even if all the players looked like the boys in your pic
>>150721171you sound brown
>>150721101We will be sitting here consooming the circus until the power gets cut
>>150720984>next game against IndianaHe'll switch to the C word and call Danny Dimes a Cracker
>>150721211t. brain damaged retard
why do players give their opposition bulletin board material?
>>150721230Hes right tho
>>150721206I do not know what this means
>>150721230it's called confidence
Turns out that the overthrow on DJ Moore was most likely supposed to be a corner route because DJ Moore threw his hand up which signals the corner but Moore kept running a go and the safety was literally right on him.
>>150721230Didn't Jameis torch them last year? He's probably right.
>>150721289the ball was like 15 yard over his head regardless of what was supposed to happen
It's over, again
>>150721294Because he was trying to adjust mid throw to drive the ball to give Moore a chance despite his fuck up and he put too much on it. No QB is making that throw under those circumstances.
>>150719896>>150719904As a baseball fan I'm warning you guys right now. Get rid of these people as fast as you can. Don't give them even an inch in your sport. They will ruin it.
is he right?
>>150721323The thing that insulates football from those types becoming too influential is that the sample sizes are too small. Cut the baseball season in half and you'd have less of them there too.
>>150721335Do you think the Chiefs are on par with the Ravens?
>>150720999Fuck you faggot. go back
>>150721335>that nose
I'd Daniel Jones plays well against the Broncos defense, I will admit that there's a chance for him to salvage his career a bit. Also, I watch him against the Dolphins, a lot of his throws weren't particularly good.
>>150721365He'll be our generations Sam Darnold
>>150721360Just go away child
>>150719455but it IS funny, you're just too stupid to see it. but please, tell us Chuck would still be here today if only he had been strapped too. God I hope a certain Orange fella is next. In Minecraft, of course. Finally someone with some balls in this country not sitting around and waiting for it to keep getting worse.
Ewwwwwww.... Asperger's is here
....in this bussy.
>>150721323Baseball is still based
Why did he do it?
>>150721411I tried a burger with aioli the other day for the 1st time. It was good I guess. My tastebuds are fukt cause I smoke 2+ packs of Newports a day, a little weed and drink king cobra like it's water. Is wasn't an ass burger though. Go Lions.
>>150721433>guy named chris wearing steelers gear kills peopleI think I remember reading about that once.
>>150721431>t.Juan
Read about this bussy
>>150721335I was surprised to see the Packers that high. I’m a Packers guy, but I don’t consider them worthy of being ranked above the rest of the league. Really no team should be unless you’re putting the Eagles at the top by default as the champs who haven’t lost yet. Not enough is known about how teams stack up until more of them play each other.
>>150721480Sure
>>150721434Chalky hands typed this
>>150721335Swap Buffalo and Green Bay. Perfect.
Through 1 week, do you have concerns about your team
>>150721534My team is the 49ers and my only concern is injuries. Again. Everything looked great other than the kicking and the injuries. And we just cut Jake Moody.
>>150721534Yeah, Bills need to tighten up on defense. It's nothing short of a miracle that we won that game. Allen and Prater were the heroes. With the lone exception of that forced fumble on Henry, our defense looked like doo doo. Not winning a Super Bowl by allowing 40 points like that.
>>150721534For the Eagles, they really need to get a CB2.
>>150721534Not really. There were some bad throws/catches by Daniels and the receivers, but that'll get ironed out as the season goes on, same with the penaltiesDeebo looked good, Eckler is still a dawg, and Bill was phenomenal. The defense also put up a great showing, but they were facing the Giants. I'll wait another week or so before deciding if it's legit
>>150721569His last name is Ekeler
>>150721569You only have to wait until tomorrow.
>>150721534Not worried. Bo will bounce back
>>150721569>Eckler is still a dawghe's a piece of shit, do not trust him, he will ruin/end your season with a fumble.
>>150721534Sean Payton masterclass
>>150721230>Browns star Jerry Jeudy
>>150721230Man, Jeudy was such a fucking disappointment for Denver
>>150721335they need to contract the playoffs. only 4-6 teams per year year should think they have a chance at the owl
>>150721534Bo needs to chill out. He's usually fine but he's so goddamn anxious all the time. And Payton needs to use the run game more until Bo calms down
>>150721230“Bulletin board material” shit is overblown. These guys are professionals
>>150721653And of course he rapes us last year when we played him. Fuck jeudy
>>150721670>>anxious>Bo Nix took close to 100 percent of his snaps in the shotgun formation during his high school career.>While no source provides an exact percentage of shotgun snaps over his entire college career, the consistent offensive schemes at both Auburn and Oregon, combined with Nix’s own statements and statistical profile, strongly suggest that he lined up in the shotgun formation for the vast majority—likely exceeding 90%—of his offensive snaps during his college football career.
>150721752kill yourself bitchknees
>>150721534I'm not reading too much into any week 1 performances, every QB needs to shake the cobwebs off. We'll know by week 4 if any shitter QB needs to be replaced
Allenfags our response?
>>150721752Probably Daniel Jones, 76% comp pct last week. He definitely wouldnt be that accurate from 200 yards away tho
>>150721758i'm "chikaner"
>>150721752Last year it was Tua kek
>>150721768This is anti-Caleb discrimination.
>>150721778No way
>>150721785Technically Marcus Mariota (KEK) but backups shouldn't count with so few attempts.
49ers should trade for Shadeur Sanders.
>>150721803Damn. Maybe i shouldnt be surprised, he was kind of a dink and dunk qb at alabama
>>150721785are you new to football
>>150721768This seems like a reach saying he was taking a shot at Allen he was just being honest. You never see Lamar throw his hands in the air or look at the official for late hit flags
>>150721661Literally who is Caleb Johnson
>>150721886Bears qb. Kind of a fruitcake
>>150721574Please forgive, I am retard>>150721585I set little store by TNF games. They're always too weird
>>150721899I don't see a Caleb Johnson on their roster
My panthers are fucking awful bros but I love watching them
kek they ruined their pitch for youAnd they say people in São Paulo aren't welcoming
>>150721923https://www.chicagobears.com/team/depth-chart
>>150722000Lucky you, my Titans are fucking awful and I HATE watching them. I just want Derrick Henry back.
>>150722005The NFL had to fly in the machines to fix that shit heap of a field
>>150722000Do you think theyll roll out Bryce Young next year?
>>150722013The titans are the most forgettable team in football and should be forced to relocate.
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 2 Edition!1. Philadelphia Eagles 31.9 (NC | NC)2. Buffalo Bills 31.1 (+2 | +2)3. Washington Commanders 29.3 (+3 | +2.3)4. Green Bay Packers 28.2 (+5 | +4.8)5. Los Angeles Rams 28.1 (+2 | +2.3)6. Baltimore Ravens 27.6 (-3 | -2.3)7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 25.8 (+1 | +1.1)8. Los Angeles Chargers 24.4 (+6 | +5.2)9. Kansas City Chiefs 24 (-7 | -7)10. Minnesota Vikings 23.4 (+2 | +2.7)11. Detroit Lions 22.6 (-6 | -5.5)12. San Francisco 49ers 20.5 (+1 | +0.1)13. Cincinnati Bengals 20.2 (-2 | -1.8)14. Denver Broncos 19.8 (+1 | +1.3)15. Pittsburgh Steelers 17.9 (+1 | +1.8)16. Houston Texans 17.2 (-6 | -6.1)17. Arizona Cardinals 15.9 (+5 | +4.5)18. Indianapolis Colts 13.9 (+5 | +4.4)19. Jacksonville Jaguars 13.4 (+5 | +4.4)20. Las Vegas Raiders 12.6 (+7 | +7)21. Dallas Cowboys 12.2 (-3 | -2.5)22. Seattle Seahawks 11.5 (-3 | -2.8)23. Chicago Bears 10.4 (-3 | -2.8)24. Atlanta Falcons 10.1 (-3 | -2.2)25. New York Jets 7.8 (+3 | +2.3)26. Miami Dolphins 6.8 (-9 | -8.9)27. New England Patriots 6.2 (-2 | -1.5)28. Carolina Panthers 4.5 (-2 | -3)29. Tennessee Titans 4.4 (NC | +0.3)30. Cleveland Browns 3.1 (+2 | +1.8)31. New York Giants 2.2 (-1 | -0.6)32. New Orleans Saints 1 (-1 | -1.3)
If there's one thing that's true about the NFL is if you get your shot you take it. Don't want to be like the Lions.
>>150722027We are gonna suffer with him for the next 3-5 years. It’s not his fault he’s a manlet and was brought into the team because of a boneheaded businessman.
>>150722030Nah that’s the Arizona cardinals
>>150722005Kek based, you hues are alright
>>150722024>>150722065Thank you for playing here, master. Don't be a stranger!
>>150722013You guys should be thankful you had Ryan Tannehill take you to the playoffs a bunch of times. I knew he was a big loss for the Dolphins since he left.
>>150722005looks good
>>150722093The Tannehill/Henry/Vrabel days were the last time I actually enjoyed watching the Titans.
>>150721768If I remember right there was 2 hits he took and in both of them he was running with the ball beyond the line of scrimmage and did not slide or give himself up, or was there some other instance he got hit? cause roughing the passer indicates a QB behind the line of scrimmage that is throwing a pass
>>150721768Respect. Lamar is based
>>150722070I dont know why Brazilians are larping as cowboys these days, but I would like to order 1 (one) south american cowgirl gf pls.
Jannies are asleep post vintage football pictures
>>150721020The bengals? no.
>FIX ITIs Bo the angriest QB currently in the NFL?
>>150722051>dem boyz that low on your list when they were a couple of dropped passes away from beating what you believe is #1
>>150722153I think so. I cant think of another qb whos yelled at his coach like that
I don’t care how “fire” the new merchandise is. I shan’t give another dime to this organization till they fix this god dammed team
>inactive general>/pol/ invadersyeah, I take back everything bad I said about offseason /nfl/
Why does Jesus hate San Francisco
>>150722306>inactive generalIt's actually a huge political event, most people are probably on /pol/. Anyway I'm excited for tomorrow's game desu it should actually be a good TNF game.
>>150721534My Saints looked better than I thought they would. Not exactly good but not unwatchable either. My expectations are non-existent.
>>150719284i want her bloody mouth slobbing on my knob, deshita.
/pol/ can get nuked for all I careFootball, damnit
>>150722342Pretty sure everyone named Jesus in California is a 49ers fan.
>>150722306The jannies are finally doing their jobs. They got banned and went back to pol
>>150722488>>150722492Lol
>>150722492>>>/pol/
>>150722504We got a live one!
football?
>>150722549Why do white QBs chimp out on their receivers running the wrong routes like this?>see (Bo Nix, Kirk, Tom Brady, Peyton)
>>150722549Hell yeah let em kurt
>>150722447kek
>>150722560The same reason middle aged white females chimpout at a cashier who doesn't know how to ring up her coupon and gets called a "karen". They are perfectionistic and want things done the right way. Meanwhile scatskinned subhumans would be rolling around in their own shit starving if white people didn't babysit them.
what a good dude ;)
Ive seen a lot of gore on this site but seeing what happened on x today really struck me, It was so beautiful it made me want to see more. Anyways, go Raiders
>>150721916so fattttttttttt
>>150722643i wonder how big JJ's cock is and how it tastes
are they retarded
>>150722737Shart of the DealThey'll wait until Jerruh Jones offers them a 1st round pick or two
>>150722718ask your mom, she'll fill you in with all the sordid details
>>150722737No you are for posting a Twitter screencap.
>>150722761>Twitterbased retard
Jerry is the curse
OFFICIAL EYE TEST / VIBE CHECK POWER RANKINGS>Elite<1. Packers2. Eagles3. Bills4. Rams5. Ravens>Contenders<6. Jets7. Chargers8. Steelers9. Commanders10. Lions11. Bears>Playoff Teams<12. Chiefs13. Buccaneers>Wildcard Potential<14. Vikings15. Falcons16. Colts17. Cowboys18. Saints19. Broncos20. Cardinals21. Texans>Bad<22. Browns23. 49ers24. Bengals25. Seahawks26. Raiders27. Jaguars>Disaster<28. Patriots29. Giants30. Panthers31. Patriots32. Dolphins
>>150722737It's just a smokescreen you dolt. Reek is going back to the queefs or the stoolers in October.
>>150722833>Loins,clots and bares above dem boyzlog off the internet forever dawg
>>150722744You mean the two picks the Packers sent them?
>>150722833Bro, you forgot the Titans
>>150722896Irrelevant team, and I won't apologize, but they should be at 28
>>150722896>>150722915
>>150722833yfw no one wins the AFC south
>>150722947>every time one wins, the other one losesspooky
>>150722955Harbaugh was 100% right about chickens but he started eating them anyway and he hasn't been the same since
>>150720113other way around. that's how he paid for his drinks
>>150722959Meds
>>1507231540-1
>>150723154
Why does everything point back to Big Dom? Are the Eagles run by the mafia?
Who's getting buck broken tomorrow?
>>150723184Probably but Dom is just a guy who will get you quality drugs and hookers that are discrete and professional and he'll keep you from getting arrested or robbed.
>>150720819I'm sorry Mac Jones is gonna get rocked by the Aints
>>150722980redpill me on chickens
>>150723184
>>150723249it's a nervous bird
>>150723255Big Dom got his revenge.
>>150723261so is your mom
>>150723265who is to the right of anus lips?
>>150722862Yep
It's been one week, who else is throwing in the towel on their team
>>150723268You could almost hear the pop. It's glorious.
>>150723283Broncos ain't doing shit this season
>>150723280your dad
>>150723268>_____ Sr.This really fucking annoys me. Faggot, you're fucking son, who you probably don't even see, doesn't play in the NFL. No one knows him, no one cares that you shot some load into some stripper in newark and you have to send a check to them once a month. Fucking dumbest trend in the past decade.
>>150723294My dad is a retired house painter. I seriously doubt he has time to coach in the NFL.
>>150720819This mental midget keeps getting chances and always blows them.
>>150723244the taints have no defense. Mac Jones is gonna slap dick all over their faces.
>>150723303He's not retired, I painted his face last night.
>>150723280Zac taylor bengals
>>150723316That was your grandma, you drunk bastard.
>>150723287Fuck you
>>150723327Naw I only bang hot dudes.
This will be Mac Jones's legacy through no fault of his own
>>150723321>name is Zac taylor bengals >coaches the bengals cinema
>>150723336and what a legacy it is...buttfumble vibes
>>150723336>oh no>OH WOW
>>150723333um, based
>>150723336Holy shit lmao
>>150723287-t. picrel
>>150723336LMAO this will never get old>Lack Bones
>>150723336>oh no
>>150723350reminder that this guy did nothing wrong.
>>150723336I still can't get over how dumb this play is. Why did he lateral when the game was tied? just go out of bounds and play for overtime. Theres very few awful choices to make in this scenario and somehow all of them were made.
>>150723365Pretty sure he killed a girl
>>150723368again....this guy did nothing wrong
>>150723381Killing girls is wrong
>>150723368>some fatty had a heart attackagain...
>>150723367There should be more laterals in football.
>>150723336From brady to… this. Patoids deserve a hundred years of this
>>150723255>Big Dom has a ring>nobody on that whiners team doesjustice served
>>150723388it depends. whats the color?
>>150723283Does it count if I knew they'd be awful before the season even started?
>>150723336
>>150723421>has a ring for being a fat faggot that gropes the head coachThey really do give out participation awards in the NuFL.
>>150723336Reminder that the Patriots refused to resign Jakobi Meyers because of this play so he went to the Raiders and has had better seasons than any receiver the Patriots have had since.
>>150723447uh oh whiner melty
>>150723460>you must be a _____ fan because you said something mean about my team!!!kek, this mindset is one of the funniest and gayest things about this board.
>>150723460Literally me after reading that Brock might miss multiple gamesNot like this ninerbros.
what team is thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9V78UbdzWI
this does not instill me with confidence
>>150723588
>>150723572Queefs being last place in the AFC West
>>150723477Mac Jones is good. We are going to be fine.
>>150723588People who are decisive don't think about it that goddamn much.
The only reason gayleb didn't throw 4 picks on Monday is because he also outthrew the coverage...
i wonder how dan will fuck up this season
>>150723630Probably by losing 12 games.
>>150723588>bears qbs
Rams trying to go 2-0 this weekend
i wonder if this anon ever got a replacement license plate
Is there any legit argument Whitlock isn't just a coon?youtube.com/watch?v=var0jMu2cC0
>>150723600I think he can do fine if our Oline wasn't so bad. I know it's the saints but they sacked Kyler Murray 5 times.
>>150723853peanut butter skin
>>150723853I used to draft Daunte Culpepper in Madden.
>>150723853Call him a coon but you can't call him a liar
>>150723964Not really. Russell and Jameis are chuds too.
The NFC north isn't good. Only the Packers are good.
>>150724025How does it feel knowing your defense is going to get raped by Derrick Henry
>>150723991Those two are honorary caucasians.
>>150723853>black qbs were 5-11reminder that includes matchups between two black qbs (3-3)they are 2-8 vs white qbs
>>150724033Ravens better come in like Tucker at a rub-n-tug.
>>150724001>Only the Packers are good.We'll see tomorrow.
idk how Jamarcus Russell can be considered a big bust. If you knew ball, his NFL career went exactly how you should have expected it to go.
I got Daniel Jones so my season is saved right
>>150724168aye
Time for me to quit vaping and cut back on my caffeine.
>>150719284Sovl?
I was kind of happy about Shannon Sharpe's downfall, but I've gone back to watching Nightcap recently and am willing to give unc a second chance.
Hello my fellow Americans. I was on vacation for 10 days and did shitpost. What did I miss? My tardinals still painfully mid?
>>150724215Chiefs and Eagles fans both being gigantic retards before Slop Bowl 2
>>150724219Nothing new innit
>>150723599>Queefs being last place in the AFC Westthe superbowl hangover is pretty normal.
goddamn flyovers are ridiculous and cringe
>>150724252>travel Wisconsintf am I even gonna do there as a tourist? >inb4 visit Lambeau field, wonder of WisconsinNot quite worth the flight desu
>>150724252It's a wonder why there isn't anything else to do on Wisconsin
>>150724209>I was kind of happy about Shannon Sharpe's downfallWhy? Did you actually believe the instathots story. He showed the text messages of her asking him to choke him. She has a BDSM fetish
Hello Saars! My broncos are redeeming the division this year! Pizza party for all Walmarts!
>>150723853>shooting opps/other blacks over trivial bullshit>based>calling other blacks underwhelming qbs>cringeExplain this to me Democrats.
>>150724287Lookin good mate
>>150724272>THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A BODEGA FOR MUHHHH FOREIGN FOODS!!!cry more, coastie roastie
>>150724268>>150724252having lived in Wisconsin for years, there's plenty of fun stuff to do as a tourist. a lot of it is food, beer, or nature related, but even beyond that it's not a desolate wasteland by any means
>>150724209dumb ape thought he was too big for skeeeeup and got shot down hard.
>>150724287SAAR BOHAN NIXTSHA WILL REDEEM US
>>150724678Many benchods are saying this
Aaron Rodgers will be wearing cleats paying tribute to Charlie Kirk
>>150724774post your edgy punchline already, faggot.
>>150724586Dubs decide which state I have to visit. Rolling for Montana
>>150724833Montana it is. Make sure you pull a nice rural girl while you're there, Karl
>>150724726saar, i am one of the benchods saying this. he is now free of the talmudic curse.
>>150724833>>150724845Fuck yeah. How do they respond to me flexing my Euro 'cep? It worked on east coast sloots
>>150724862If you're 6'2 or taller you're guaranteed poosi. If you're 5'9 or shorter they're gonna point and laugh before you even open the conversation. It's science
>>1507248696'1, 200lbs. Could I be a football playing man?
>>150724887There's a decent chance you'll pull with those dimensions if you aren't a spastic. God speed
>>150724887Do not piss off any locals. It's very easy for out overseas travellers who are alone to be preyed on by serial killers and ditched on the side of the road in the PNW.Or in a natural park.Especially piss nobody off in a natural park.
>>150724900Or mugged and raped like the resident kiwi
>>150724943Only one of those things happened. Stop falling for Asperger's Syndrome headcanon, Nigel
>so a Kraut, a Kiwi and a Strayan walk into this burger general...
>>150724949>Only one of those things happenedRape can be a type of mugging.
>>150724975A Kiwi, an Aussie, and a German walk into /sp/. The Kiwi posts about rugby, the Aussie brags about cricket, and the German demands a Fußball thread. The mods ban them all for "off-topic shitposting."
Americans should be used to foreigners coming into their safe spaces and taking what they want desu
>week 2 and we're already pretending AJ Brown is a diva who wants out
>pour a cup of joe>come to see three different foreigners in my /nfl/what going here?
>>150725060I can't believe John Harbaugh is still our Head Coach in the year 2025. I saw some video a few years back. Harbaugh and Eric DeCosta are fucking neighbors like houses directly next to each other. No wonder EDC and Biscotti won't fire him. He'll probably egg the shit out of his house
>>150725077Its karma for laughing at the Steelers refusing to fire Tomlin.
>>150725095I've been saying both should be gone for years. I wanted Greg Roman to take over as HC in 2021+2022 and said so repeatedly. Harbaugh refuses to self evaluate. That punt on 4th and 3 was the culmination of years of piss poor on game decisions
Would you believe it, an aging NFL star signed with the reigning Super Bowl champions because they're a good org?
>>150719631Hes a little guy
>>150723853Damn Michael Wilbon looks like that now?????
>>150724048and one of the two wins was based Jordan Love
>>150725531Jordan Love is black
>>150725547yes, Jordan Love was one of the 2 black QBs that beat a team with a white QB week one
>>150725565Why are you bringing race into this? My comment was a fact not implementing any racial views/observationsDo better, snoop
>>150725570thanks for helping me get this thread to the bump limit, friendo
>>150725580Make a new one, sink™ sponsored by Subway
>stink
Nu>>150725610>>150725610
>>150719896Fuck off
