Hottest of the Coaches Hot Seats1 Sonny Cumbie2 Billy Napier3 Joe Moorhead4 Trent Dilfer5 Brent Pry6 Scott Satterfield7 Tony Elliott8 Lance Taylor9 Kalen DeBoer10 Brent Venables11 Mike Gundy12 Derek Mason13 DeShaun Foster14 Butch Jones15 Mark Stoops16 Brent Brennan17 Sam Pittman18 Jeff Choate19 Spencer Danielson20 Trent Bray Previous >>150682729
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>>150720551Bet that nigga would post his unofficial transcript
Worst and most disappointing FBS teams this seasonUMassSam HoustonBall StateKent State(tie) Florida(tie) Arizona StateMiddle TennesseeUCLACharlotteKennesaw StateGeorgia StateOregon StateSan Jose StateStanfordEastern Michigan
Should the University of Utah forfeit their season for today's crimes?
>>150720760Add Notre Dame to this list if they shit the bed against Texas 8&4
>>150720760>CharlotteThey have been bottom of the barrel for a decade
The rankings should go all the way to 50.
>>150720807After their anemic showing against the fraudicanes, wouldnt shock me. >utah valley to the PAC when
>>150720827Lifetime Achievement Award>>150720797Utah Valley University isn't the same thing as the University of Utah. Their enrollment is 46000, making the largest university in Utah. Why the fuck don't they have a football team?
>>150720974Why isn't UC Davis in the FBS
It's Thanksgiving. Notre Dame is 0-2 and ranked 14 in the AP poll.
>>150720974>>150720975Not every school aspires to big time college football. It's orthogonal to most schools interests.
>>150720975Academic snobbery, which shouldn't be an issue at UVU. Reading their wiki page, looks like they're more into getting a hockey team than worrying about football.
Why would any school without tradition want an FBS team? Even JMU and Delaware probably won't get much from it.
>>150720989>UVU has a 100% acceptance rate. As of 2021, it holds a US ranking of #369 according to Forbes.It likely is due to BYU being in the same county. Their students probably mostly cheer for BYU as they're Mormons who couldn't get into the better school. Since Mormons run the state government, they might also have put pressure behind the scenes for UVU to not expand into football, even though it has a third more students than BYU.
>>150720807dont worry, my 8-4s will find a way to blow it
Is Grand Canyon University going to get a football team? That's the school other than Liberty than I know some Christians consider attending.
>>150721009>Why would a school want money and increased visibility
>>150721009JMU and Delaware want applicants. Football is king in the US and there is a proven correlation between football success and number of applicants. In Gonzaga’s case, basketball success saved them from closure. Applicants = money
>>150721123Yea, Alabama winning national titles gets them applicants from Chicago. But what is Delaware going 7-5 going to do?
>>150721059Currently they say no but with them joining the Mountain West as full members, I'm sure the conference is nudging them to do it.
>>150721123Gonzaga also went from a joke that took anyone to having admission standards
>>150720760>my alma mater is on this list
>>150721131Same thing Boston College, who thinks 7-5 is a great season, did. Blow up one year and then ride the Flutie Effect forever. JMU blew up the scene and you can measure how many applicants they had pre and post football exposure.
I think teams should go back to running the single wing offense and 6-2 defense.
I live in Illinois and so many people I know go to/apply to SEC schools.
>>150721231Bring back the wishbone.
>>150720551I hate Tennessee's stupid meme offense. I hope they lose every game.
>>150720551A Top X of CFB Hot Seat coaches should only include P4 coaches. No one gives a shit that Derek Mason is about to give up the ghost at MTSU.
When was the last time Alabama's head coach had a hotter seat than Auburn's? 2007? Maybe 2006 since 2007 was Saban's first season and though they sucked that year, generally you don't get hot seated season one.
>>150721508Went there to watch a volleyball tournament, it seemed pretty white to me desu.Couldn't give you an exact demographic breakdown though.
>>150720974>Why the fuck don't they have a football team?They were in the process of creating one, but they wanted to run the Run 'n Shoot offense and are now having second thoughts.
>>150721880Only time a prevent defense isn't chickenshit.
>>150721880lol ffs
>>150721880You really went for the jugular huh
>>150721253>Running away when you could stand your ground and draw a 15-ydBad coaching
>>150720501Swing and a miss.
>>150721976You’ll never get ahead if you can’t pull the trigger when the time’s right. It’s a cutthroat world out there.
If Alabama beats Wiscy but gets heemed by Georgia, do they get unranked? I’m thinking they get kept at #25 or so just for tradition.
Where the FUCK is my MACtion?
>>150722081Wisconsin is ASS this year, and Bama gets them at home.If Georgia heems them, then they'd be 2-2 with both losses being bad ones to good teams and both wins being against chumps. 100% unranked and deservedly so.
>>150722120week 7 is when we start getting midweek games. MACtion starts week 11
I'm seeing a lot of tiktoks of coeds who want to get ragdolled by Mateer.
>>150722187well yeah he spent all Saturday night brutally facefucking Michigan and they want in on that
>>150720760Stanford will probably be on this list forever. They don't really mess with NIL or the transfer portal at all, so the absolute best they can hope for is Luck convincing a fellow autist phenom QB to play for them and carry them to a 7-5 season before leaving for A&M for 15 mil after 1 year.It's not even the entertaining kind of bad Stanford from my childhood, when they were pretty much a lock to trip up some far superior team that had hopes and dreams. It's just a complete infinite 3 and out 3 points a game trashheap
>>150722296Luck just has to convince one of the many Stanford billionaires to buy a few players.
>>1507217382006 for sure considering Shula was fired and Tubs won 11 games. This year is extra impressive considering this was supposed to be Freeze’s lame duck year.
>>150722311Stanford alums don't care about football
>>150722172I’m thinking of 2016 Ole Miss who was ranked at 1-2. Both losses were to good teams, but they were close losses. I still think they’d be barely ranked. Hopefully we find out for sure.
Phil Knight should just buy two rosters of players.
>>150722377>nikeman>crafting global leaderssweat shop money will build a bureaucracy that will last until the end of time kek
>>150722184How utterly droll. The had trivia on at the bar. TRIVIA. I nearly shat myself.
>>150722449START THE MACTION BEFORE I SHIT MESELF
B1G Champs
>>150722476DREAMSLAYERGET IN HERE WE'RE TELLING UPSET STORIES
saw they're putting up a Raising Canes near workI will be the deciding vote on which is better between them and Zaxby's
>>150722515Easy win for Zaxby'sCanes chicken is so bland it's inedible without the sauce
>University of South Florida isn't even located in south Florida
Any colleges planning to do any Charlie Kirk memorials and vigils?
>>150722515Both are horrible. So is your employer, McDonald's.
>>150722695McDonalds Chicken Selects (F) were the best fast food tendies
>>150722656>Stanford, California, & SMU >Atlantic Coast Conference >Northern Illinois >Mountain West Conference >Texas & Oklahoma >Southeastern Conference >Big-12 >16 teams >Big-10 >18 teams >Penn State a top 5 team Anon, college football is an unserious sport
>>150722580Which means once the sauce gets a little old you no longer like Canes. That’s what happened to me.
>>150722867NTA but the USF name applies far outside of college football.
>>150722656It's South of both the University of Florida and the University of Central Florida.
What games are on y'all's radar this week anons?>West Virginia vs. Pitt>Georgia vs. Tennessee>USF vs. Miami>Notre Dame vs. Texas A&M>pretty much it I guess, slow day
>boomers are already outside with signs>at 10:00pmQuiet down, I'm trying to get druk in here
Roll Tide
>>150723107clemson/gtwisc/bamaark/ole pisslsu/ufminny/cal
I'm the type of person... I could sit down at a blackjack table and throw a thousand dollars down like nothing. When I'm out on the streets, any jew or nonwhite looks at me the wrong way I have the right to end their life instantly.
>>150722187TikToks algo is scary personal. Do you want to take Mater into your bussy you absolute boomer sooner queer.
>>150723338I guess I wanna wear bikinis.
>>150723107>>150723214>West Virginia vs Pitt Honestly Pitt should run away with this one (unless they're that bad)>Georgia vs Tennessee I unironically have no idea who going to win this game (both teams are potentially fraudulent) >USF vs Miami USF has had it's fun punking teams but I think they'll be the bigger fraud than Miami >Notre Dame vs Texas A&M Again, I have no idea who's gonna win this game (both teams are potentially fraudulent) >Clemson vs Georgia TechIt's most likely that Clemson reasserts itself as a top 25 team by winning this game, but I'm pulling for GT>Wisconsin vs Alabama Pretty likely Bama wins by a lot >Arkansas vs Ole Miss Potentially a fraud unmasking for Ole Piss>LSU vs Florida Bayou Brian vs Sunbelt Billy for the hottest seat in college football >Minnesota vs California B1G/ACC AFTER DARK
>>150722656>California University>it's in Pennsylvania
>>150723448>California plays Indiana>They have a rivalry trophy>They're both in Pennsylvania
>>150722867At this point I'm just waiting for Hawaii to join the ACC
>>150722867When you count Hawaii and Alaska, Texas and Oklahoma are clearly southeastern.
>>150723448>Washington University>It's in St Louis
>>150723726Uhm, Alaska and Hawaii is to the south of Texas. Everyone knows that.
>>150723420>Honestly Pitt should run away with this one (unless they're that bad)All I can say from experience is the Brawl is always unpredictable, so throw out what Vegas and ESPN say>USF has had it's fun punking teams but I think they'll be the bigger fraud than MiamiI want USF to win because it would be hilarious
>>150723821Why is it midwest and not midnorth?
>>150723864Science fiction.
>pooten>sham houston>the absolute city and state of staff sergeant gayturd exiled to zipangu>chokelahomoHopefully archy boy gets consent to learn how to play football at some point along the way.
for me, it's Poo Allar
Coach Primate
>>150724109https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFRbm1zuXA4
https://www.espn.com/college-football/team/_/id/2006/akron-zips>Akron Zips>lost first two games by a combined 78 to zip
>>150721792did he died?
>>150724196
>>150723420>Honestly Pitt should run away with this one (unless they're that bad)lol>I unironically have no idea who going to win this game (both teams are potentially fraudulent) hmmm>USF has had it's fun punking teams but I think they'll be the bigger fraud than Miami WOAH>Again, I have no idea who's gonna win this game (both teams are potentially fraudulent) incredible take>It's most likely that Clemson reasserts itself as a top 25 team by winning this game, but I'm pulling for GTSAAARRRRSSSS>Pretty likely Bama wins by a lot herp de derp>Potentially a fraud unmasking for Ole Pisstook ya long enough for a good take>Bayou Brian vs Sunbelt Billy for the hottest seat in college football holly reeedit batman!>B1G/ACC AFTER DARKwow how IRONIC
>>150720568Hello fellow 9 time national champion.
>>150723726Sigh, ok, I'll whip out the map but I don't like posting it in each thread. It comes off as autistic. Note this doesn't even include Alaska and Hawaii, which would put the midpoint in South Dakota.
>threads move too fast on gamedays to have serious conversation>threads move too slow on off-days to have serious conversation/cfb/, everyone
>>150723821>Oklahoma the only state to border or be present in all 4 regionsmy gooners truly are a national brand we can all rally behind in these trying times
>>150725574Northeast is not a football region btw
>>150725574>national brand>can't post a QB who's taken a snap for OU more recently than four years ago
Mark your calendars
>>150725609Will anyone still care about CFB by then?
>Yeah, you got me payin' blue chips>bare tits in the strip club
This name. It's now getting out of hand.
>>150725634How will they afford the $5 cancellation fee if so?We're talking thousands of dollars in lost ticket sales.
>>150725765I'm going to name my future NFL Quarterback son Optimus Prime Jones.
>>150725277It's funny how it's slower during the week now than it was much of the offseason. Guess lots of anons get their fix on the weekend or were students at home over the summer with little to do.>>150725577Interesting to question why not? Guess the most obvious factor is lack of darker skin shades but maybe there are cultural factors beyond that.>>150725960Reminds me of when Nick Saban had a meltdown over Alabama's PA announcer using Carnell Williams nickname "Cadillac Williams" during the game. Coaches on the sidelines were radioing to the ones in the booth begging them to go over to the announcers booth and tell the announcer to stop saying Cadillac before Nick had an aneurysm.
>>150723780>Mississippi University for Women>it’s coed
>>150725765I know a Venezuelan girl named Miracle of Jesus. Maybe whites are the weird ones for not doing this shit?
LSU is utterly fraudulent and it wouldn't surprise me at all if they lose to flawda
>>150726786
>Oklahoma StateWe’re fucked forever, aren’t we?
>>150726797yep
Oklahoma is a national brand because "Sooners" sounds cool and no one knows what it means.
>>150726799Oklahoma State needs to get good at wrestling again before they can get good at football.
>>150726799it feels like gundy hates the game now but refuses to retire like saban didso oklahoma state will continue being shit and he will keep making asinine comments
>>150727019He had some meme seasons and now that there's no one interesting to play in the conference he's like what's the point
>>150727019Saban has lots of productive activities outside of coaching football. Gundy strikes me as the type of guy who dies within a year of retiring because his life becomes meaningless once he's no longer a coach. He's young enough to go build up a G5 program somewhere or even switch to a related career but might need a push to do that.
>>150726786>LSU favored by 7.5>ranked at #3 for first time in yearsYeah it just screams trap game to me. Especially considering that UF beat them last year convincingly even while babying Lagway after the injury. That Clempus victory is definitely being overvalued.
>>150725765
>>150725765Great name but it’s no De'Coldest ToEvaDoIt Crawford
>>150727182lmao
Just downright peculiar
>>150726797>Florida >MidI appreciate the compliment, but LSU will make us look stupid
>>150725609>2040how many of us will be alive?
>>150727070 we've seen it before >His last game was a 21–15 victory in the Liberty Bowl in Memphis, Tennessee, over the University of Illinois.[129] After the game, Bryant was asked what he planned to do now that he was retired. He replied, "Probably croak in a week.">Four weeks after making that comment, and just one day after passing a routine medical checkup, on January 25, 1983, Bryant checked into Druid City Hospital in Tuscaloosa after experiencing chest pain. A day later, when being prepared for an electrocardiogram, he died after suffering a massive heart attack.
>>150722377>Tired of his no natty winning Alma Mater, Phil Knight changes his interests to academics at his other Alma Mater. Professors and grad students at Stanford can now choose from over 400 business casual outfit combinations.
Call Paul
>>150727909Joe Paterno didn't last long after being fired by Penn State, though the stress of the sex scandal likely contributed to that.
>>150728092rumors at the time were that Sandusky made him watch, so the guilt must've gotten to him
>>150728097>jawja dog eaters
>>150728108Sadly was just a goat
The soft bitches at Missouri have moved their game up to noon CT, citing forecasts for the temperature to peak at 96F around 3PM, the original kickoff time.
They really got their goat. Literally.
>>150728120The more familiar with jawja football lore I become, the more I realize squidbillies was a 100% accurate representation of their fanbase.
>>150728100Why does it end badly for every goat outside of Navy? SMU's pony killed the Fordham goat once.
The only way to fix college football... is to add more teams to the playoff.
>>150728186more spots designated for the G6, ACC, and Big XII
With so much conference realignment, why aren't conferences just rebranding themselves with names that make sense or are cool? The Ivy League understood this.
anybody post the webm with gayleb and his phone case?
>>150722296Just like my Norfwestern MildshatsThere should be a league for teams that are actually just college teams instead of a semi-pro league
>Northwestern>In some flyover state
>>150727865The civil war will be in full swing by then
>>150728235The current names of the P2 conferences have value in of themselves but it wouldn't surprise me any if a G5 conference at some point sells naming rights. The Big XII has so little history connected to the name, especially with the current membership, it also has potential to being changed.
>>150728158THEM DAWGZ IS HELL DONT THEY
>>150725609I'll still be shitposting on /cfb/
>>150728235>SECFine as is>Big TenFor some reason not being able to count this has been their brand since PEDO State joined >ACC Just pretend the A is for all >Big 12 They really should change their name.
>>150726697we used to do this shit look at old baseball players and such. Rusty kuntz, jack glasscock, pete lacock, pretzels getzien, and so on.
>>150729145wake is udder dogshit nc by a million buggs
>>150729141In the NFL one of the GOATs has one. Dick Butkus. Sounds like exactly the kind of Mike Hunt, Hugh Jass type names you’d laugh about in 8th grade.
>>150729145
>>150729152we need to go back RIGHT NOW
Rutgers should host a big OOC opponent in the Meadowlands every year
>>150729141>>150729152a few years back the Dolphins hired a guy named Curt Kuntz as their DB coach lol
>>150729176The terrorists didn't attack New Jersey
>>150728238
>>150729244The royals have a coach called Rusty Kuntz.
>>150729032>Big 12 >They really should change their name.Given how everyone thought the Big 12 was going to get picked apart by the other conferences, especially to PAC12, maybe it should be the Survivor Conference.
Backyard brawl in 2 days and no posts from WVU anon. Has he died?
>>150729481troon
>>150729507We have like 3 of those
Luke Altmyer got em seething again
>>150729522>fails in the SEC>succeeds in the Big Tenvolumes
why isn't there any hype for the upcoming matchup between two UNDEFEATED ACC (power conference) teams
>>150729720because wake forest is horrible
>>150729553>Joe Burrow>can't do shit in the B1G>Jayden Daniels>can't do shit in the Pac 12>both win the Heisman against SECSECSEC defenses
>Wolfp-ACK!
>>150729512kek
>>150729760apologize
uhh hollywoodbros?
>>150730006no lol
Grim weekday schedule
>>150730037meh colorado houston is good enough
>>150730037Kstate Arizona finna be bussin tho fr
lmao garfield
>>150730037looks fine to me
>>150729512Neither of those girls look like a male.
Clempus is where 5 star qbs go to regress and tank their NFL hopes
packbros...
Is that /our girl/ Beth Mohen?
>>150730025APOLOGIZE
YOU CANT DO THE HORNS DOWN STOP IT
>>150730166NO!
I know my colon is loaded with nothing but liquid shit but it won’t come out. I guess this is what it’s like to have a coach who isn’t going to get fired this season. I’m pushing and pushing and all that comes out are foamy shit bubbles that pop and get on my ass cheeks. That has to be what it’s like to deal with losses with a shitty coach.
>NCShit…
>>150730037>Coach Primate games are always fun>find out if KSU really has the Ireland curse>see if UCLA is going winlessPerfectly fine appetizer before Saturday's games
i just tuned in. who is the other commentator in the booth with Barrie?
throw the ball away you tard
Is cfb26 worth it? I'm mainly a dynasty player
>>150730288do you have cfb 25? if yes then no
>midweek football>father's rights lawyer ad
>food truck flooding the field with foglmfao
>>150730371how is this real hopefully it smells good
>light your food truck on fire>camera crew rolls out to laugh at you>commentators joking about it in national TV
>>150730394yeah, he's fucking donepretty ruthless
we are watching 200 IQ football, a timeout game of chess
Its supposed to be low and slow you retards
>3 timeouts>In the first quarter This is ACC football
Reminder any of you if you tried hard enough could have been a >College Kicker
>>150730394you love to see it
BIG MAN TD
BIG NIGGA ALERT
wake forest collapse kek.
>>150730166:|
>weak forest
uhh demonbros?
>>150730457In DIII you don't even have to try very hard. You just need to cover the cost of tuition.
>>150730185based
Sleep Forest
>>150730539d3 is just paying to play hs ball
wake forest looks like the better team. nc state defense is dookie
>>150730248Tom Luginbill
>>150730599are you texasanon?
>>150730618fuck no, what the fuck, are you the gay anon?
>food truck catches on fire, filling the stadium with smoke>surrender 14 points in less than 2 minutescoincidence?
>>150730621
>>150730651well newfag in college the better team doesn't always win crazy as it may seem.
uncovered lol
>>150730812oh lmao you were doing a stupid and thought you were smart. wake gashed em again
lol holy shit this NC state defense sucks
What's the youngest cfb program that build a real fan environment?
>>150730859didnt their defense used to be pretty good?
>>150730847NO WAKE FOREST IS REALLY GOOD
>>150730891USF, UCF, UTSA
please someone just grabbed a video of those girls
please mickey mouse im on no fap
Don't call my school Sleep Forest again
>>150730946just imagine shooting a load into that crowd
>>150730946I'd live mas in their student section if you catch my drift
OHMY
can any nc anons rate in state d1 schools on 1.academics 2. hot girls
>>150730938i did idk how to do webms tho
Wtf Ole Miss?!
>>150731328he doesn't look Latino
>>150730621He earned that oxygen mask he got on the sideline.
go for it
>>150731328They've weaseled their way into every corner of academia, no matter how rural or conservative. Wonder what happens to her complimentary season tickets now that she's no longer employed by the university.
>>150731537She looks exactly like you'd expect her to look.
>>150731582>the eyesevery time
>>150730946Imagine the Taco Bell braps
>>150731693kek
I'll say it. I like the dancing skeleton guy commercial from Reese's.
EMAW, /cfb/!! I'll be on copium support if we mess up tomorrow's game. The curse can be real, but it can be break.
>>150731582I actually expected her to be black
>>150732053I haven't seen any nonwhites posting shitty comments about Kirk, it's all coming from white liberals and (((fellow whites)))
>JG Wentworth commercialgoddamn its been a long time since i've see one of those
>>150731582would
bro was wide open...
>the replay official
Sleepy Forest bros...
>White Forest Manual Labor Institute
>>150732842>retarded autocorrect
lmao receiver fell down
>>150731328so many dumb people getting themselves purged today
Woah.. this field is debil-red. Much approved.
>>150732993horrifically bad choice
>>150732842>the forest of Wake
My reffies are taking over this game
>>150732842It was started in Wake Forest, NC (north of Raleigh in Wake County) but moved to Winston Salem in the 50s.
>>150733101It looks retarded, probably the worst meme color field yet.
>>150733248it bothers me less than Boise State but none of it should be allowed
>>150733248The gray ones are worse. Looks like they're playing in the parking lot.
>>150733292Or that the broadcast is in black and white
>>150733292Gray is worse than bright fucking red? How does anyone look at the field for more than 10 minutes without their eyes bleeding?
the only girl that showed interest in me did that wolfpack hand thing, damn I fucked up not pursuing that harder.
>>150732993would make my eyes hurt staring at that shit for too long.
>>150731029>can any nc anons rate in state d1 schools
>>150733277It should be allowed, but it should be a rarity. 6 teams in D1 is fine.Teal > Blue (New Haven) > Blue (Boise) > Purple/Gray > Gray > Red
Thats not a late hit/roughing passer
Wake Forest shit their pants tonight
Colorado should get a GOLD field fr
get Wake go Brake Forrest
>>150732993Looks like the main administration building is right next to the field. The school president can sit on her balcony, drinking mint juleps, while the men below fight for the school's honor.
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>150734138.maet llabtoof egelloc tseb eht ,sregiT nrubuA eht si ti em roF
heh, never in doubt
ALLARHU AKBAR
>>150731582>executive assistantIs that a euphemism for secretary?
>>150731537>people who can birth childrenI thought we won the culture war, why are they still saying this shit?
>>150734245please report to HR first thing tomorrow morning
>>150729507>>150729518I can't wait for the Brawl, a shame I can't go this year cause I'm in jawjuht. linguist anon
>>150734284Don't confuse a battle with a war.
Thoughts?
>>150735177Get help.
>>150735177Whenever I see SVP these days he's talking about gambling or talking to Ryan Clark. I've written him off.
>>150731328Honestly im more sick of these highly paid female adult daycare jobs
>>150736493Banana man asserting his dominance
COCKS
>>150732053All of the super psycho liberals that call for violence against people that aren't just like them are white. Hell, if anything, black people lean towards right in terms of what they believe and value, but they still vote democrat because they've been successfully brainwashed by leftist media into believing republicans are racist and that democrats are on their side
>>150737255Nice cock.
>>150737289thanks. I grew it myself
>>150735177>South Carolina +7isn't SCAR favored? it's Vanderbilt.
>>150722081They shouldn’t be ranked if that happens, but yeah I see keeping them at 25 until they lose again. They should put up 50 on Wisconsin.
>>150727193He was so hyped up when he came to Nebraska. Now he only has 2 catches at La tech. He did do commercials for an air conditioning company in Lincoln which is funny
>>150728120What the fuck Georgia?
I like Oregon
>>150737258One needs an iq over 90 to hold abstract concepts in their mind which eliminates 75% of blacks. Black politics are simple: whites are hoarding money and blacks deserve some of that money and they don't want other races usually spics from taking that money
>>150722313There's still plenty of time for Auburn to shit the bed
>>150737199Student loan money enables them at universities as it removes the price pressure when soliciting potential students.
>>150738456>get money>fuck whiteySounds pretty based?
>>150738096They're probably fucking with the line to make the parlay even more difficult to win.
>>150738458On the other hand, it's Auburn so they're liable to randomly go on a championship run due to a half dozen crazy plays that clearly are interference by something supernatural. If you dislike Auburn, you want them to do well enough this year to sign Freeze to a ten year extension.
>>150738096>>150738856that SVP image is old. it's advertising Eagles-Falcons as MNF when both play Sunday and not against each other.based on the news ticker it's probably from last year considering that's the most recent heeming Tua suffered.
>>150738885she's 32 and probably super fat now
>>150738945Knew pic related when I was at Auburn in the 90s and she's not fat now. Some women make the effort, even after having children. The trick is determining which type of woman she is. I've found looking at the mother isn't as reliable of an indicator that you would think it is.
>>150721009Football is the university marketing department you dumbass
>>150735753Ryan Clark is such a tool
what are we watching today?
>>150735177I fucked it up and didn't checked the date. Here's from last night.
Colorado was smart to take up a lot of Friday slots.
>>150739482Unless they lose a bunch there
>>150736411
My sister is a freshman at an SEC school and joined a sorority. It's like she's in a goofy cult. Probably harmless, but it's amusing.
>>1507394391. This is sloppy math from his production crew. That payout is assuming each game has the standard -110 odds for their spreads. But several of those games have different odds on the spread, so the actually possible winnings taking that parlay via the ESPN book is $73758.2. The implied probability of hitting that parlay is .14%. Go buy a $100k scratchoff instead. 3. Miami, Florida, and Ohio don't cover.
>>150739439Funniest thing about these parlays is the shitty payout. For ten games, the payout should be over 100k
>>150739656I was in a fraternity for like 3 weeks. Goofy cult is an accurate description.
>>150739688spread parlay payouts don't get into the realm of the absurd because spread odds hover around the -110 range. a ML payout taking all those teams to win straight up would net you $21 million (and that would only be a 9-leg parlay since the book isn't offering ML on Ohio State-Ohio).
Ryen Russillo is trying to be a college football guy. College football takes are the only semi-competent sports thing barstool does.
>>150730006Please apologize for demanding that I apologize last night.
>>150739656>sororistitute
You think nick saban listens to gangsta rap?
>>150736493would marry
>>150739656It’s amazing how seriously sororities are taken. That shit is ruinous to the mental health of many girls.
>>150736493sorry chud, in real life the banana man gets the girl
>>150734292Yeah, basically, unless it's an actual "executive assistant" which do exist in small numbers and do real shit.
>>150739612I'm enjoying this meme template. Very educational.
>>150739688Parlays are the worst best you can make, which makes sense since sports bettors are absolute fucking retards.
>>150739431I’m going to the meat raffle later.
>>150741815Agreed, I’m on the wikipedia page for that prison experiment
>>150741829it can be fun to put like 5 bux on a game but people putting any amount of money that makes you stressed are retarded subhumans
>>150720551How Luke Fickell not on this list?
>>150741986he's already a dead man walking.they're gonna get heem'ed tomorrow and he's gonna get tarmac'ed.
These are getting elaborate
>>150739612its over my pitt :( bros
>>150742049don't overlook Michigan's role in his life. or Harvard's for that matter
>>150742049>they
>>150742049It’s less funny when the joke is spelled out
>>150742049too many words, don't need the specific bomb mailing numbers, don't need the pics of him because it takes away the thinking process of the viewer and their "aha" moment. baka anon.
>Neal Armstrong did his Bachelors at Purdue and his Masters at USCMoonb Owl tomorrow USC at Purdue
You don't see Devonta Smith in those Heisman commercials
I be giving niggas who make their grad school their main fandom side eye
I have every right to stan my in state public schools, even if I never attended.
>>150741093Pat Boone is about as edgy as Saban is going to get.
>>150742784Based
>>150742495I dont remember seeing Manziel in them either
>>150742784Sure, you’re just lower class
Are there any games on tonight, I am going to miss college football all day tomorrow. :(
>>150742495>>150742839they still have some kind of dignity
>>150742495https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjtLWnSXJNo
>>150742875
>>150735177>>150739439>Thoughts?Gambling is for faggots.
Sportsball fans have made gambling and alcohol cringe.
>>150742901>manziel.>dignity.
>>150742910aww c'mon guy, a small investment of $100 could get you $60k easy! they're underdogs, underdogs cover all the time! if nothing else it'll add a little spice to your viewing. in fact, use promo code "SPICE" to get a FREE risk-free leg on that parlay!
Some guys were so combine-brained that they thought Devonta Smith couldn't play in the league.
>>150742907jej
>>150742944they heard "Heisman winner" and immediately wrote him off, not realizing that if you're a non-QB Heisman winner you've likely got some serious chops
>>150742942>just keep gambling until you finally hit it big (you won't and even if you do, it will not make up the total cost you have gambled). Making gambling illegal again would hurt the people who deserve to be hurt.
>>150742974This unironically
>>150742049
>>150742983I need context on this one.
There was a charm to Saban being a father figure to his illiterate super athletes. NIL took that away.
Lose all your liquid capital on betting? Simple. Take out a high interest loan for about $100,000 and win all that fucking money back and some. Scared money don't make money.
I knew college football was dead and soulless when the first commercial of Ohio State vs Texas was Arch Manning in a Warby Parker ad.
>>150742907Kek. I never even picked up my college diploma
Whoa! Apparently, Baby Gronk rizzed up Livy Dunn. You all hear about this?
reffiebros...https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/46235972/sources-acc-ref-quits-handling-syracuse-uconn-review
>>150743072>worked into resigningrefKWAB
Delaware should have been required to change their helmets before moving up to FBS
>Clempus getting defundeduh oh stinky
>>150742907I never walked or picked up my diploma, my lower class friend.
>>150742959I thought he was too small.
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/46136647/marco-wilson-florida-gators-shoe-throw-2020-five-years-later-oral-historybros... time flies
>>150743072My reffies :(
>>150741929How did you graduate high school without learning about the stanford prison experiment, much less college?
>>150743310Because it wasn’t part of the curriculum for my high school. Don’t think it was in my intro to psych class either.
>>150743338lefties prolly stopped teaching it for some reason. Stanford prison experimentThe question voltage experimentnot allowed to do any experiments like that anymore.
>>150742994https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Starvation_ExperimentProbably the only valid diet study ever since they were kept under armed guard. Too bad the head of the project later went on to fake and cherry pick data for a different study.
>>150743358How much impact did it even have? In history at this point we were learning about Nam and stuff.
>>150743368>abs are made in the kitchen, not the gy-ACK!
>>150743379Guy on the left of that photo ended up chopping off three of his fingers near the end of the study. Things got pretty intense.
>>150743368>Too bad the head of the project later went on to fake and cherry pick data for a different study.That's basically every study, ever. It's how you secure funding for your next study.
>>150743370Did you remeber how Karens and Kyles acted during the pandemic?
>>150743401Yeah, he became a celebrity because of it.
>>150743338>Don’t think it was in my intro to psych class either.Seems almost negligent. I'm going to assume you skipped class that day.>>150742994Sounds like the nutrition experiments performed on conciencous objecters in WW2.
>>150743370both those experiments were massive and it basically went if college students would do that then it explains nazis and has been muh nazi muh fascist shit for decades because a superior said do X so the underlings did X. If you work in or around government its still the norm btw, the worst is government departments get x funding and they could save, but once they report they can save they get cut forever so every single piece of government spends their budget on the dumbest shit just so when they actual need money they have the budget, it's a systemic bloat. t. contractor that makes bank off this justified bloat. Personally every major and minor department in federal, state, city government needs a 1 time dictator to cut and slash every 20 years, not wages or anything just the absolute bullshit.
Which arch rivals are the most likely to fire their head coach the same year?
>>150742495tfw no Sam Bradford in those commercials ever
>>150743481Same shit happens in large corporate environments but they do get that budget slashing dictator once in a while, though of it's more of a random number generator having sex with the politically (office, not government) connected. It got me a week in Florida one year because I had only been at the company for a few months and the department had a wad of money left in their training budget that they needed to spend before the end of the fiscal year. Everyone else in the department was busy with work so it was left to me, the new guy, to take the bullet and spend a week at a decent resort in Florida learning about a CMS we were replacing soon.
>>150743483Coming into the season I would have said OU and Okie State, but OU is actually respectable
>>150743483USC and UCLA?
>There was a game where Reverend Billy Graham led an entire stadium in prayer before kickoff
>>150743483Jayhawks and K-state
Was it really the best football game between 1/1/1900 and 12/12/1999?
>>150743427Very possible. I also just forget things. Shit sucks.
>>1507436581971 Nebraska Oklahoma IMO. Nebraska was a top 5 team of the century, Oklahoma probably top 50.
>>150743658>between 1/1/1900This is stupid. How do we know the best game wasn't Notre Dame vs. Army, 1924?
>>150743678Good pick. Here are other games with the "GAME OF THE CENTURY" label>1935 Notre Dame vs. Ohio State>1935 SMU vs. TCU>1945 Army vs. Navy >1946 Army vs. Notre Dame (0-0 Tie)>1962 USC vs. Wisconsin>1966 Notre Dame vs. Michigan State (Tie)>1967 UCLA vs. USC>1969 Texas vs. Arkansas>1971 Nebraska vs. Oklahoma>1986 Miami (FL) vs. Penn State>1991 Miami (FL) vs. Florida State>1993 Florida State vs. Notre Dame>>150743696Well, that game never had the moniker of "Game of The Century". Also, was that the game where the term "Hail mary" was coined?
>>150743703Can you guess which of these games has the college football TV viewership record?
>>150743658>Nixon halftime analysisholy kek
>>150743072
>>150743644KU isn't firing Leipold and K-State will give Kleiman another year after the Irish curse ruined this season.>>150743707None of those games because the CFB viewership record game happened this millenium. Hint, it's GAME OF THE CENTURY for this century.
>>150743735The 2011 SEC Championship doesn't even approach the record
>>150743658>controversy section>it's just penn state bitching about their natty in defiance of the presidentpedo state is treasonous and all championships should be officially granted by the president
>>150743703>Also, was that the game where the term "Hail mary" was coined?No, that came 51 years later, in an NFL game.>[Roger] Staubach's most famous moment was the "Hail Mary pass" in the 1975 playoff game against the Minnesota Vikings. With seconds on the clock and the Cowboys trailing 14–10, Staubach threw a 50-yard pass to wide receiver Drew Pearson, who caught the pass and strode into the end zone for a 17–14 victory. After the game, Staubach said he threw the ball and said a "Hail Mary". Since then, any last-second pass to the end zone in a desperate attempt to score a game-winning or tying touchdown is referred to as a "Hail Mary" pass.
>>150743737>#1 blowing out #16 in a meaningless CCG because Bama was getting a do over no matter whatThe correct answer is the Texas/USC championship game.
>>150743777The game I referenced was a 9-6 game>>150743776I'm talking about the origins of the term in football, there was a game way back when where a team's player said "Let's have a hail mary" in the huddle, and then went on to score the winning TD
>>150743776>>150743789It was ND vs GT in 1922
>>150743797
>>150743789That 9-6 slurper was also meaningless for the same reason as that year's SEC CCG.
>>150743797Neat.
>New Mexico vs UCLA (-15.5)literally free money. Michigan only beat New Mexico by 17. is UCLA as good as Michigan? no they are dog shit
>>150743922Michigan's dogshit too so that's not saying much
Gimme the best podcast that covers your school's team. I have a lot of driving time coming up and I'm worried about cfb withdrawls.
>>150744042Gator Nation Football PodcastIf your team plays Florida I think youll enjoy it
>>150744042The only cfb podcast I listen to is Uneccesary Roughness. A Barstool thing. But it's not one team.
I BELIEVE COLGATE WILL WIN
>>150744128>"You're awful Kirk"
>>150743516He just disappeared after 2018
The 1971 Bubonic Bowl huh
>>150744128he was right
I still believe in and support my Indiana State University Sycamores.
>>150743703Of these only 1946 and 1966 come close to 1971. 1946 because it featured concurrent dynasties. However the game itself sucked. No scores and 11 turnovers. 1966 had hype and also generated immense seethe for the bootyblasters pussying out. All in all 1971 both had hype and delivered on it.
colorado any good? they get another quarterblack?
>>150744179What is happening here
>>150744042UGA - The Film Guy NetworkHe's been on Finebaum a couple of times
>>150744289isn't it obvious? It's Jim McElwain fucking a shark
Coach Prime-ate my chicken
"Coach Prime" body is cured and slowing rotting away like Dorian Gray becaue he claims to be a follower of Christ - but he is far from it. He indulges in the temptations of the flesh. He is narcissistic and materialistic. He does not love his fellow man, he does love G*d, he only loves himself. He is also a terrible Football Coach. Go Houston! Cougs by 27.
>>150743860Kek
Syracuse barely beat a toothpaste brand.
>>150744289Coach Jim McElwain allegedly humping a shark while naked
coach gorilla nigger
Lets go Cougars, fuck Prime
Although now im disapointed in this crowd size, i thought Houston is recruiting well and putting money in the program, what gives?
how bad was salter last week that black america's official team decided to start a white qb?
AYO who dis yt boi? I know yall aint finna be goin someway nawmsayin? fuck is dis shiet get mah boi maximillion conchikcnious in here finna be goin war
>>150743860They already had syphillis they weren’t injected. Still this one could be great.
>>150744442>maximillion conchikcnious
>>150744430Major Applewhite and Dana Holgorsen left this program in complete shambles.
>>150744396Never mind. I thought the game was over but it’s only in the first. I blame ESPN and their weird way of giving updates.
i wish the Cougars could continue wearing those Oilers-themed uniforms
>>150743860They didn't inject them though, did they? Didn't they just decline to treat them and lie about the diagnosis?
>>150744463why can't they? Titans FO get butthurt about it or something?
>>150744472i think so
This feels like one of those years where lots of teams fire their coach, only to be stuck with someone meh because there's so much competition for the limited amount of available coaching talent. If Deion retires, that's just going to make it even worse.
>>150744454thats a bummer
its coloradover...
>>150744442They already benched the other guy?
>McDonald's Gold Sauce that sounds like a euphemism for something and not very appetizing
>DC Austin ArmstrongSorry Houston bros, not only did we take the basketball title over you, we dumped our shitty DC off on you
>>150744514its terrible, and i love trash food.
>>150744552what is it? I assume some kind of "fancy" honey mustard?
>Colorado coaches
ayo das my weigger
>Connor Weigman now with Houston>Haynes King still with GTWatching all those former A&M QBs transfer and succeed away from A&M and Jimbo has been a trip
>>150744568desu, i couldnt tell ya desu. it was just 'sauce' and i wish i got ranch or hot haha
>Coach Primate
>>150744595I did not type 'desu' once, what the fuck?
SNEED???
Nebraska and Iowa aren’t ranked, much like Colorado, Nebraska is even 2-0, yet neither get a nationally televised primetime game. What’s up with that?
>>150744607finna be goin desu senpai
NICE CATCH
>>150744607baka desu senpai
>>150744607Newfag
>>150744629>>150744628been here a long time, what translates to 'desu'? I cant think of anything i typed that would
>>150744643the thing that you typed nigger
>>150744643tee bee haitch
>>150744643I'll tell you if you tell me your favorite kind of dark, salty sauce to add to Asian food
>>150744645'anon, I couldnt tell you. it was just 'sauce' i wusg i got ranch. But i didnt type 'anon' twice, unless i did. I am drunk after all>>150744649Oh, this makes sense. ya i rarely type that out
!remindme fill out pick'em before Saturday
>>150744179For what porpoise?
>>150744659I dont usually addsauce to chink food, its usually perfect from the kitchen. except ginger sauce for peaking ravilois or 'dumplings' to some
>>150744660neckin' shots like Charlie Kirk?
>>150744396That's why Coach had them running windsprints directly after the game, in front of the crowd.
i keep forgetting Sapp is on the coaching staff
>>150744643Tbh has corrected to desu for a decade now (which is Methuselah levels before 4chan word filters).
>>150744683worked sucked so i started at 950
>>150744692i guess i was just typing like a teenager tonight.
>>150744472Yeah, got the Law involved and everything.KWABOBs (KEK What A Bunch of Bitches) desu senpaitachi.
>sirensare they really arresting the coach for kicking a FG?
>>150744689they've got a couple HoFers on their staff. Marshall Faulk is their RB coach too
>>150744708I'm trying not to masturbate u fagI hate the anti christ
>>150744708booba pressed against booba
>>150744708images like this make me wonder what the FUCK OF was thinking for that 5 or so days they didn't allow porn on the platform. where the FUCK did you think you were gonna get money from otherwise
>>150744735you'll yt bois on somefin frfr just chill get on sum finna get som tri tonight
Connor VICK
damn that's daniel jones speed. and that's a compliment
Houston has a white QB and white RB. The QB sucks at passing, though.
COACH
PRIMATE
Touch the white man? That’s a personal foul.
whiteboy winter
>boofalels
>>150744831>>150744838And there it is
>>150744839this is Trump's Amerikkka...
coach prime crash out when
im finna be gon bach to chess fr
we are so fucking back cougarbros.
>>150744854He already crashed out when he got called out for his shit end of game clock management
who's baking
>5 minutes to bake newffs, and they wonder why /cfb/ ends up with 15 half-threads throughout Saturday
can't imagine primate being there more than a couple more years.
Coach "Prime" feels physically sick benching a Black QB for a wh*t* QB
>>150744881really expected him to quit when his kid left.
>>150743886>>150743922I want New Mexico to beat UCLA because it'd be hilarious
Punt it away cucks
>>150744910bet Salter feels even worse being a 5th year transfer pushed aside for some snot-nosed sophomore
whys this so close georgia will win by 10+ cap this
>>150744944new
Colorado really losing to some trash G5 team?
new thread for Syracuse Colgate
>>150744121>>150744130>>150744310Thanks, will check them out.
>>150744692Wait how did I type that out with it correctingdesuTbh
