The finals continue:Hawthorn beat Adelaide (last night)Brisbane vs Gold Coast (tonight)
>banana bendersleague nepobabbys>roachesdespicable scumbag franchise + team>dzhilongleague's rigged for them>megpissgay as fucking AIDSwhat a shit end to the year
Based on how shit Crows were in both finals I'm reevaluating whether Pies have actually regained any form.
>>150743112Hawthorn are fine apart from Mitchell and Ginni
>>150743565ginni is fine, sicily is a fucking cunt though >>150743112crisp aintsfag
Fiddling with my bumhole.
>>150743704Do us all a favor and play Fiddler on the Roof, then jump.
how did the suns never make finals with this guy
all gas no substance
1. Gold Coast2. Geelong 3. Brisbane 4. Collingwood5. Hawthorn
>>150744524You know why:https://youtu.be/6AfuIwhSFUU?si=bbisqQo_SHkll32m
>>150743112Geelong or Gold Coast winning wouldn't be fair but at least their players aren't faggots. Hawks and Pies literally both have a homosexual culture and Ginni fled the Pies because he was in a love triangle with Quaynor and Gaycos.
need another seven astronauts more like need another seven acres? iykwim haha
now that the dust has settledcollingwoods form isnt that great and they are still the same side that almost missed finals
HAWTHORN/Brisbane Grand Final
>all furore to get rankine clear to play the grand final>mises the first two games of 2026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cfhi7SlrtU
>>150744748It's just the one game actually.
>The R U OK? project, led in Israel by Enosh, is an initiative to raise awareness of the need for authentic attention to others. In the question “Are You OK?” lies an invitation to truly see and understand how someone is doing. It is not a casual, throwaway question, but a conscious shift in the way we connect.
>>150744782>The name Enosh (or Enos) has a Hebrew origin meaning really makes me think
Guten morganArent GCS wearing pink today? That is just a total loss of aura
>>150744768it's all about the greater western sydney giants' good iykwim haha
>>150744806kek
>>150744801>teams wearing any colour not part of their main colours except white or blackeww
gma
>>150744801Unironically their best kit in their clubs history.
abbie chatfield actually isnt attractive in the slightestshe just has big tits
Abbie Chatfield said that everyone critical of immigration is uneducated and I have no choice but to believe her.
>>150744865Eh, I would.
>>150744801is this picture a slight at mac andrew?
>>150744865She gives off medieval bar wench vibes that REALLY makes me want to fuck her
no idea who abbie chatfield is tbqdesuwy
don't respect women. not even a little
>>150744972FUCKINGT H I SHIS
>>150744973>PEDOPHILLESif they were from pennsylvania they'd be run by pedophillies iykwim haha
>>150745028Pretty good
I fucking love women, I'm obsessed with them, I worship them
9 hours until the pineapple grapple
>>150745055how did you know what a pineapple is?
>>150745075Great in a smoothie.
>>150745075AI post
let's make a boomer grand final playlisti'll start it offhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsJ4O-nSveg>also adlelaide crlolws
>>150745040y-you too thanks>>150745075meth mostly>>150745108>not up there cazaly
im drunk as fukc when does the fotoy start
>>1507451519 ticks.
>>150745151Crisp Cwoes supporter
Is it time to bin the bye?
>>150745108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL831kQUbEo
>>150745190Bin my cock in your arse mate lol
>>150745190This is why collingwood were tanking for the last 2 months, finishing top 4 is a huge debuff
>>150745190Yes
>>150745190>introduced just in time to rig the dogs a preemiershiprc was right all along...
>>150745190>straight>port>sydneyanon, i...
Fuck meLife doesn't get better than me eggs on toast and first instant coffee on a Saturday morning
If the snus lose i shan't be watching any more gayfl. not a single likeable player, team or storyline left, a perfect summation of the most boring year of afl in recent memory
>>150745411
Croissant and coffee or breakfast
>>150745410This with a BJ from the wife amirite fellas?
>>150745428Crispo
>>150745410Cold beer and hot soup on a crisp November (May) day after raking leaves.
are the crowsfaghots going to apologise to me for correctly labelling their team as the meme team? fucking deluded wankers
>mfw crows
Hot Milo and a Bakers’ Delight scone of a winter’s arvo goes alright
>>150745464no but steven adelaide
two in a crow
>>150745495meant hot milf and a banker's delight iykwim haha
Crom are the greatest chokers to ever chokeNot even >poort could've done that
>>150745496will crows is a choker m8
its not a choke they were never any goodits like some of you dont realise its a FIXture
>>150745573it looks like they are wearing very short sleeveless dresses
>>150745573I will never not laugh at Rory Atkins' posture during this
>>150745573my posture 4th from the left
>>150745605I mean... all shirts are short dresses, aren't they?
>>150745623maybe where you come from coastie
port power won as many finals as the crows this year
>>150745664we'll win more next year
>>150745664that’s nothing, klinger had the same number of entries on the hottest 100 1999 as powderfinger
>>150745653Nah. Six hour drive to the nearest ocean. Unless you count a huge fuck river as a coast?
shut the fuck up about music cuntno one is interested
fuck you arsehole cocksucker prick
>>150745717tell him that, not us
bro dont you know the crows would have won the flag if they had the bloke averaging 20 disposals and a goal a game playing
>>150745836>a goal a gamebut enough about awfl
>“He (Mitchell) just does not care about those who think it’s the wrong thing to do,” Whately said.yeah because he's a cuntits why he has no friends
>>150745860its fine when his cats do it but of course this old cunt poof gets upset when someone else does itfucking geelong really control the narrative
jewlong
mitchell is actually based for being open about iteveryone else is absolutely doing it by hiding it like scared little poofters
crows wont make the eight next year (harder fixture as they finished 1st)players will leaveback to the cellar for 10 more yearslmao
>chris scott never spoke to jeremy cameron in season he made that life changing decision purely in the 2 week continental tyres trade period bro!!!!!
>>150745926i respect him more than that disingenuous fake mcrae cunt
>>150745947was cameron the captain?
>noooooooooo not the captain you cant!!!!!!!!!!holy fuck you cant be serious
>>150743112legitimate fpbp
IFa captain can be lured by one chat from an opposition coachTHENwhat absolute shamble of a club made that bloke captain
>>150745964a contracted captainwhats hard to understand?
i don't care, essendon suffers and that amuses me
im used to it desu
>direct the narrative to hating on conversations with players to cover up giving players cotton on payments and parcels of farming landgeelong has done it again
Good morning alf
>I have a breeding fetish>I impregnated the wives of 3 of the coaching staff>I did this as a part of the contract I took>I made a move which caused some suspicion given how I was not getting paid much more>I was out of the league before my contract endedWho am I?
Two in a Crow.
>>150746071no idea
>>150746071bailey sniff
>>150746071A schizo?
>>150746071idc just tell us this is juicy
>The AFL is reportedly launching an official investigation into Chris Scott’s new role with a major club sponsor>B-BUT SAM MITCHELL SPOKE TO A CONTRACTED CAPTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the chad chris scottthe virgin sam mitchell
>>150745190completely destroys momentum
>>150745934You guys said the same about the hawks this year>tougher draw they wont make the 8Crows had a 5-5 record against top 8 teams and didnt lose again after the bye. Most of those losses came really early in the year. They beat hawks and pies in the last few weeks of the season. They were clearly good enough. But finishing probably 5th would have been a better reflection of where they are. I fully expect them to make the finals again next year and the team will be better off for the finals experience. Will probably be 3rd to 6th I think next year.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0fUJLa9BVNsI hope Greg got a ticket for tonight and makes a vid for us.
>>150746164the cheating virgin chris scottthe cuck virgin sam mitchellthe aboriginal aborter chad chris faganthe eternally useless chad ken hinkley
>>150746071Based Jonathon Patton
>>150746213is it true when he fucked the 100th female in a calendar year he made her eat a cake to celebrate
>>150746213*ding-ding* ;)
first protein shake of the day
>>150746233Yes the dude has a sex addiction. Rumour is he'd message like 20+ girls every day asking them to come fuck and chances were at least one would say yes. He also fucked Tom Scullys missus which is what made Scully quit footy then Patton kicked out the club but they let him announce his retirement for "mental health" reasons.
this mornings double coffee just hit and i just sprayed crows everywhere
>>150745190Doesn't explain why the trend started in 2014 though
>>150746299/r/ThatHappened
>i was taken father son>i raped someone before i was draftedwho am i
>Geelong vs Hawthorn>Corruption Clash>Snake Showdown
>>150746353This was well known and everywhere at the time. I guess you dont remember?
>>150745573>>150745488>>150746082>It's crowver
>>150746406the sex pest, nick daicos
>>150746406Crisp Nick Daicos
been browsing bigboomer for the first time in ages. it's actually crazy how radicalised that place has become over the years with all commie mods.
>>150746431women dont just have sex like that
>>150746505Interestingly that matches how most people in my personal life have become including my family and most of my friends in the last few years. It's very annoying listening to "trump is going to stage a fascist coup" from both my dad and my mates. They are both obviously getting their news from the same place. I get mine from 4chan so no idea where they get theirs
>>150746586Mate....ive got some shocking news for you....
>>150746586... with you.... or me.
i get my news from everywhere and assume it's all bullshit with an agenda, that's why i don't trust anything any afl journalist ever says, among others
>>150746505There's many reasons why they are the way they are but one big one is they go commie to impress arthoes and then when they get no pussy they troon out.
>>150746653Nice incel fantasy
i swear tonight better be a good gameonly bee one good final so far and it was suns fred somehow
>>150746659It's actually a real horror and I wish it wasn't the truth but here we are.
got im on a string lads
wonder if chol had a thrash around with mrs mitchell last night
>>150746673close doesn't equal goodthat was absolutely shit house footballsuns will get pumped tonight if they play like that
>he doesn't understand pressure
>>150746748Oh I'm ready to explode, mate.
ynr all the banetards arguing that rayner was just taken by surprise and anyone would fall over if they were charged into like that as if that doesn't happen 100 times every game with no one falling over
where the fuck do groypers even hang out? discord?
>>150746784I do not.
>>150746788Telegram and X
>he's still upset you cant knock players over 100m off the ball
>>150746599>I get mine from 4chan so no idea where they get theirsregular tv. i have unironic racist best mates who STILL think drumpf is le nahzi fascist cheeto hortler. the thing is they never actually *think* about this stuff, it's simply poured into their minds to be the reflexive default position. that's why when people finally have an awakening they often completely lose grasp on reality and go full flat earth tartaria space is fake or whatever.
>>150746653trvkewhen you think about it "trying to get laid" explains so much baffling behaviour on the left.
>they often completely lose grasp on reality
>>150746505Pre sure I read bigboomer is the largest, if not one of the largest online forums in Australia. Makes sense they'd plant a heap of pinkos there to control the narrative. I got banned and told to post in the official politics thread which is titled "America is now a facist nation". God help me
>>150746839
imagine how good daniher could have been if the bombers didnt fuck him up
>x player won't be traded under any circumstances>x coach has the full support of the boardwhy are the men in suits such liars
lot of aus/pol/ blow ins today
>>150746921Who you talking to la?
>>150746921Went to /pol/ for the first time in the wake of the recent thingy. I had no idea aus/pol/ was just Australians talking about Americans. Made me sad, desu.
>>150746940just commenting fella x
>>150746923fuck off faggot
fuck up you little nonce anime poofta>b-but actually shes 3000 years old im not a pedo!!!!
what if his neck just did that?
been reading bits of the bible lately
>xhe's been getting mad at me when I prove to everyone they don't know anything about footy in front of everyone
chris scott is a cheating fraud and geelong are scum
i will be at the gabba tonightabsolutely not in the fucking moodtry me
sam mitchell is a cuck and hawthorn are faggots
>turns out he was a groyperlmaooo
hasn't merrett always been kind of an annoying retardwhy are people surprised at him kicking up a stink now
>>150747116kino turn of events desu
captains dont actually do shit anyway
>>150747099yep cunt ill fucking bash you see you at red rooster near section 229
>>150747105thisplus now he's shitstirring off-field as well but the cowardly afl won't do anything about it
>>150747123merrett is a good player but i have never thought he is leadership material can see langford or essendon biting the bullet and giving it to durham for the rebuild period. the fact he's trying to weasel out of his contract as the captain of a club is enough to say he's gone. essendon will trade him elsewhere for the best price.
>shit clubs make shit blokes captains in order to keep them>be shocked when they crack it and leavefucking eagles and bombers kek
allen was out of contractmerrett is still bound by contract dunno what's so hard to understand mitchell is a snake and there is a reason he has zero mates.
>nooooo its written on a piece of paper you cant!!!!didnt know some of you were such poofs
learned'd some goss last night that gil REALLY hates trent cotchin
>>150747116insane tier cope desunot surprising you can't handle reality thoughbeit
>ynr remember when trent cotchin made his kids school make his wife's pozzed socks a part of the uniform
>>150747289oh and his dad is a notorious creep and actually preys on younger women
>>150747271why?
>>150747305i really cant go into detail without doxxing the source lolbut you have to believe me i was fucking cackling when i was told.
>>150744865I do find her physically attractive but she as a person is so retarded that she's repulsive.
>>150746784ynr o'connor crying to teacher for a free kick because rayner tapped his armOh wait no you don't because it happens 100 times every game and you only notice when the flow of footy is changed against your team
>>150747398>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FINE HIM FOR STAGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>150747363Love a retarded woman personally. Makes them even cuter
>>150747505vpn off JF
>>150747513Kek
got a lil hemmie issue
unfathomably based
>>150746505The community there is genuinely so fucking full of mindbroken faggots. Shame because it used to be a decent site but it's totally infiltrated now. I don't even know how they found their way there.
>>150746900Love Joe but how did that beat Howe's mark that year?
>>150747116>If i just lie it'll come true
Reminder that there is only one non-Victorian team that will be in contention to be at the grand final
this thread is about afl im not really sure what you are talking about
Talking about Australia man. The A
>>150747864everyone was calling him a commiepoof at first champ
Why are interstate teams so fucking worthless despite their handouts, vic bros?
hawthorn are hosting a prelim after finishing 8thask yourself why
iggs
>>150748063Because Geelong cannot/will not build a stadium big enough to host a final.
chose hawthorn's first lol
>friend: he was leftist and anti-fascist>family: he called charlie a fascist and heavily disagreed with him>the killer himself: i put “bella ciao” and “hey fascist catch” on the casings>reddit somefuckinghow: clearly a maga terroristRedditors are a fucking plague
>just build a 100,024 seat stadium bro
done with work, what am i meant to do for the next 5 hours
I used to be alive like you,then I took a bullet to the neck
>>150748144it's not a stadium size thing retard it's an mcg contract thing
I bought a bible today
>>150748197Nice what version?
>>150748164a bong in your car and meth mostly then get caught and fired iykwim hahq
>>150748217NRSV (with the Deuterocanon)
>>150748243fair enough i'm a KJV Chad
>>150748252The KJV is a great translation too
>>150748010and they were right
>>150748154>assassinate some moderate conservative commentator to impress your furry discord antifa buttbuddies>they all call you a republican nut job because you're whiteCREASING
>>150748154I am PRAYING this somehow leads to reddit getting taken down, I think I'd actually die from laughter from the collective meltdown of everyone losing their updoots and reddit gold
I’m depressed as fuck, miss her and hate her at the same time
When was the last time you woke up feeling refreshed?
>>150748326Just go fuck some bint and you'll feel better.
>>150748371Meant to tonight but she’s on her period, gonna tell her the blood doesn’t bother me
the best thing that could happen to the afl would be the mcg being destroyed
>>150748404In all honesty, it's quite a bad stadium
>>150748452it's so fucking uggo and everyone pretends it's the greatest thing in the world. looks like a carpark.
at the north central granny ladswonder if rc’s around
>>150748404trvke
>>150748481Very uncomfortable too, not even appealing on some sort of 'industrial' or 'urban' aesthetic. It's a big, ugly, uncomfortable stadium,
mcg capacity without the mcc reserve = 75.000sydney olympic stadium afl capacity = 81.000even by gayfl's own metric of biggest stadium = grand final, the grand final should be in sydney
>>150748404imagine i destroyed your asshole?
feel like being silly :PP
i do an adequate job of destroying my own arsehole with super big stinky poos
I'm a girl tehehehe
>>150748516Are you a European posting with a VPN?
>>150748581hi mick, no indian proxy today?
Dot looks pleasing
there it is
aflw is on lads
>>150748404>mcgmeant aflw
imagine if you had a 6 foot 9 girlfriend
>>150748648
I tuned out when the crows were up by 20 plus in the 3rd and went to pork the missus, were there any good 5AA melts afterwards>mfw first minor premiers out in straight sets since 1983eternally mind broken Crows
>>150748648>>150748651the duality of /afl/
>>150748680the crows never led by 20 points, nice LARP fuckhead cunt idiot poofta faggot with no gf and no dick probably a faggot small dick rapist cunt ass tradie faggot fuck
>>150748700sorry, my bad when the Hawks were up
forgot your meds today tradiesperg?
any of you kents old enough to have gone to a match at Waverley Park?
i once fingered hex in a waverley park nightclub
the cupboard..you lads jealous?
>>150748680>mfw first minor premiers out in straight sets since 1983They didn't win a single quarter across their two finals. Truly embarrassing for the minor premiers.
>>150748752No, that's a grire cupboard
>>150748754>didn't win a single quarter across their two finals.holy kek that's almost MY Fred tier levels of unwanted history
>>150748752Sad but>white CrunchDidn't know that was a thing. Would like to try that.
>>150748763>>150748767Ah guess you blokes are just made of money? Get fucked
WELL I'M NOT THE ONE WHO ACTED LIKE A HOEWHY MUST I BE THE ONE WHO HAS TO KNOWI'M NOT THE ONE WHO MESSED UP BIG TIME SO SPARE ME THE DETAILS IF YOU DON'T MIND
>>150748790No, but I eat with dignity and self-respect
Pax a punch
>>150748802you spaced the lyrics wrong you absolute fuckup
>>150748797>AFLW>not a womanHuh?
>>150748655i'd take any gf
>>150748804Go fuck yourself you arrogant prick
>>150748826?
>>150748790I'm poor as fuck but still have real food and ingredients to make real food in my pantry.
>>150748819i just couldn't be bothered pressing enter again
>>150748825*fixes a north vs lions gf for you in your path*
>>150748820I would be more shocked to learn there aren't any men playing in AFLW
can you get neetbux for grad degrees past youth allowance age?
getting back into doing some art
>>150748853based
thinking of switching to Port
kinda glad my team are out.no more people asking me before the game "NeRvOuS?", "confident haha?", then during the game "you're in trouble mate haha", "look out", "i'd be getting nervous if i were u haha", "still watching the game?", "sTiLl WaTcHiNg?!", "it looks like [obvious observation]", then after the game "better luck next year", "chin up", "you'll be back next year" as if i'm deeply troubled about the result.it was all starting to feel a bit too stupid.
>>150748875What do you drink now?
>>150748862>circumcisedKek
>me as a kid: AHHH ooo I hope my team wins>me as an adult: the winner of the game will be determined by the natural law of the universe. may the best team win. to the victor, goes the spoils.
>>150748881based igg
>>150748884metho mostly
>Gone in 13 seconds: How Adelaide's voice was silenced>By Bharat Sundaresan at Adelaide Oval>getting shat on by a faggot jeet journoAdelaide will never recover
>>150748902My trajectory has gone the opposite way. I care way too much as an adult and it's sad.
bane are the only good guys left
>>150748941bane and suns were the only good guys in finals
>>150748941>>150748949Only teams left that earned their spot in the finals, and they're forced to fight each other.
>>150748280wrong* kek
>>150748994>asian fetishists think this is an 8+/10
>>150748994this is the type of girl that falls in love with me
>>150747305crippling socks addiction.
>>150748994rated 50 on the norwood scale
>>150748994imagine the brown nipples, flat bum and hairy pussy
>>150748481when you're a car, everything looks like a carpark.t. car
>>150748994grim hairline from tying her hair back too tight, sad.
some ugly fuckin wreck with a trans rights bumper sticker driven by an obese virgin just parked in me lads
>>150749060finna drop oil all over your face cunt
might do a huge stinky wet adelaide crows in the dunny
So basically interstate team has to beat the pozztorian team and the umpires at the same time?
>>150749069nice. already done my mark keane's kick-ins for the day
Anyone facing outage
you will be when i knock your lights out mick
Knock my cock faggot
>>150749119no but steven gay
The only outage you face mick is an outage of pussy i.e. your dick always being out of a pussy and never in.
>>150749060just dinted another door lads
>>150749131It's an interesting discussion
Also I'm facing a semen outage because i'm all out of semen today I used it all up in your mum last night LOLOLOLOL.
luke breust just fucked his knee in the vfl ladsF to an elite career
>>150749152Damn. Vale.
>>150749152yeah just saw thatF
some spastic obese neet in an suv dinged my door so I got out and fucking leveled him ladsatomised his jaw
>>150749172bet that sounded cool in your head as you drove away like a little bitch without saying anything
where do we go from here crowbros? bottom 10 finish next year, do you reckon?
>>150749152https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=294X_1TYklg
>>>/tv/214481062You're excuse?
>>150749190Somewhere 5-9'ish. It's okay, it's where >we really deserve to be
>>150749206what am I supposed to do? just go and talk to randoms? I already do that here
Lord Jesus Christ, in Thy Name, I ask Thee to bind and silence all powers andforces that do not accept Thee as Lord and King, in the air, in the water, in theground, the netherworld and nature and the spiritual world. I ask Thee to bind alldemonic action and demonic communication. Lord, seal this whole place, all of ushere and all our intentions in the Precious Blood of Jesus Christ. Mary, we askthee to surround us with thy mantle of protection and crush Satan's power in ourlives. Saint Michael the Archangel, we ask you and all our Guardian Angels todefend us in battle against Satan and the powers of darkness. Amen.
>>150749190Just be grateful they didn't pull a sydney and give you false hope right up until the granny
FIENDING for a wank
>>150749219Amen
THE HUMAN GOD IS THE DEVIL. THE HUMAN TOOK FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY
>>150749219In nomine patris, et filii, et spiritus sancti, amen.
Humanity's god
The little demon seethes at a Prayer of Authority. You have no authority here.
>authorityImplying God is controlling little freak
You cunts are fucked.
I know
Oh my god, Oh my fucking GOD I just want to DESTROY someone.
>>150749273*spreads arse cheeks*
>>150749273Your posts are hilarious
so what's the feeling tonight lads? Lions still fall over the line despite injuries and get raped by Pies next week or Gold Coast have a respectable showing and go to a prelim to lose to the UmPIES?ngl wouldn't mind seeing Gold Coast go on another week.
They're saying joshies girl is walled lads? IS this true joshie?
>>150749296Regular season game the cunts win, tonight I think they’ll choke.
>>150749289Thank you, I put heaps of work into them
>>150749296think mcinerney is a good in even with his fucked back, omac/fort will provide more forward than day didstructurally reville is better on the wing and ashcroft junior is better inside as well, so they should be able to cover nealeharris will destroy king, think brissy get up by 2-3 goals
>>150749336Neale is out bruv, fucked his calf
Just really sad today desu lads
>>150749336wait nevermind I'm retarded and can't read, fair call I rekon you're right unless GC looked good against MY Fred but coming up against a seasoned finals team is a different story
>>150749360Crisp crows customer
>>150749366gc looked fantastic, particularly rowell/anderson and witts was dominant in the ruckdunkley historically matches up well on rowell but he has been a different animal this yearthink brisbane's class all over the ground get them home
dunkley destroys rowell btw
Shitbane gonna get fuckin arseraped tonight,
i think brisbane might even go better than the 60-0 they did to carlton last yeargold coast are trash
>>150749380Wilmott looked a little lost as the main target without hipwood there.
>>150749422do you watch football?wilmot is a half back lol
hipwood also plays higher up and is never the main target
He still draws a tall defender away from the young guy who's banes full forward
morris
take it to bigboomer you fucking nerds lmao
still pissed dollfucker would never meet up with me for a beer before a game tbqhwy lads
you had the chance when he went to melbourne but half of /afl/ pissed their pants and all they could do was take photos from a distance
I was going through a teetotaler phase
>>150749471no but steven phase
>>150749449yeah sorry and gold cunts ruck witts is pretty good and big, fort is more ruck/forward rather than go against a big main ruck like witts oscar McInerney has never been the same after he dislocated his shoulder
>>150749484he has been fine in the vfl tbqh
Do you cocksucking retards even realise there was vfl and aflw matches on today?
>>1507494592nd from the left is the face teen girls make while we sex cos i roofied them iykwim haha
>>150749492no but steven may
>>150749466doll cunt ignored everyone's invitation to have a beer out of fear of being bashed
>>150749358sounds like something a geelong farming footy player might do on mad monday
>>150749358good reading comprehension you big spastic
>>150749490if he's fine why is he playing in the vfl not the afl?
>>150749506right back at you>>150749366
>>150749508he is playing in the afl tonight mate
>>150749459>toolies soonC H R I J S P
>>150749190Tail end of the 8. It's where you'd be with a reasonable draw.
>>150749508they were conservative with him because his back has been absolutely royally fucked but played him for four consecutive matches in the vfl and he's held up
>>150749508sorry i should have been clearerhe has looked good in his last two vfl games
>>150749524if he looks so good why isnt he a model?
>>150749203oofouch
mate why the fuck would I fly to melbourne to see dollfucker when he apparently would routinely attend games around the corner from me? daft fuckhead.
In terms /afl/ seething, these prelim finals are amazing.The teams that /afl/ hates the most, piees, catters and hawks are all in the prelims
>>150749540rightio you fucking champion i'll be at gate 4 at the gabba tonight if you want to say that to my face
dollcunt is billy no mates nobody wants to have a beer with him
>>150749540which city do you live in?
Who the fuck is Ty Gallop?
>>150749551adelaide street maccas in 15 minutes champ
>>150749568>adelaide street maccas in 15 minutes champSorry the crows lost lol
>>150749559where is doll cunt from you stupid fuck
>>150749555no but steven inebriate iykwim haha
>>150749564looking at him, there doesn't seem much going on between the ears, you can see it in his eyes
cleo's on nile, heading down now. you're getting dropped cunt.
>>150749559Same one as joffa.
>>150749579>where is doll cunt from you stupid fuckI honestly don't want to know
>>150749579>>150749591QLD right?
Footscray doggies are in the VFL final
>>150749336>think mcinerney is a good in even with his fucked back, omac/fort will provide more forward than day didI've always hated when the Lions play two rucks over a ruck/fwd feeling like they give up too much in mobility but agree about them offering more than Day. He was fucking awful last week and looked so slow and disinterested. Don't want to let the midfield off because that's where it was lost but really doesn't help when the mids do manage to get it forward and the tall target barely provides a contest and applies negative pressure. Didn't offer anything in the ruck or around the ground either, it was a shocker. Could be Oscar's last ever AFL game so I'd think he'd be up for a big one.
>>150749584sorry i shouldn't have posted this, it's not nice
>>150749599Thankfully I live in the beautiful city of Melbourne. Is it true qlders call victorians, "Mexicans"
win the lions win tonight im gonna hit the town and spread my seed
>>150749601You'll have allen next season he'll provide a target...... for about 5 games
just saw a magpie eating bits of stale cat food off my lawnomen?
>>150749626he was fine, lions asked to end his season in exchange for band 1 compo
bit cloudy over the gabba omen?
>>150749630keep louking at the magger. wait for it to be sick and/or cat to find it
bane is going to btfo the fagpies next week and you dont even realise it
>>150749492Yeah, watched the hawks get raped.
>>150749658adelaide being exposed and utter frauds recontextualises collingwood's "return to form" after a shithouse end of the season. reckon whoever wins is a massive chance to fuck them bloody.
Evening diarrhoea. This one was a bit sticky
>>150749673you gotta keep your fluids up when you have adelaide crows like that
>>150749450bigboomer is full of lefty faggots, there needs to be somewhere normal people can talk about footy.
dadberg's watching the rugby and yelling and swearing at the tv againmum's upset in the other room
>>150749612no but steven ole iykwim haha
I genuinely don't get Collingwood, they lose to freo (at home), lose to the hawks (at home), then fly to Adelaide and beat the crows (away) easily.Are they just trolling us?
>>150749612>Thankfully I live in the beautiful city of Melbourne.
nice bait faggot
>>150749698Pies are dogshit and need the umpires to reinforce their VIC fantasy wet dream. Also Adelaide are dogshit if you couldn't tell.
>>150749713who's not dogshit mate?
only cunts on my shift that seem to know anything about rugby are two boomer forkies nearing retirement. all the young blokes and weirdly the coconuts keep asking each other questions about how the finals work and arguing over how many points a try, conversion and field goal are worth. oh and a lot of "what was that for/that should be a penalty right?". genuinely like sitting near a bloke with his gf at the footy. rugby heartland my arse.
>>150749713>pies are dogshit>beat the crows by 20+ points in AdelaidePeak cope right here
>>150749719Cats
>>150749564A first year KPF. He wouldn't be playing yet if Hipwood was able to play. Has a long way to go but shows some good signs. His aggression and the pressure he's willing to apply is why he held his spot after last week and Day did not.
>>150749726>43 years>didn't win a quarter>cope
>>150749730what about the oil check guy why isn't he playing he looked good in his debut?
>>150749630they don't sell cat food at tuckshops daicosperg
>>150749726>shit team beats a shitter teamit's not rocket science but I know this kind of abstract thinking is hard for Pie nonces to fathom
>>150749626I remember hearing the exact same thing from Bummers supporters about Daniher who then went on to play 96 games across four seasons.
>>150749750>>150749758Which teams are in the prelim, m8?>shit team>literally in the top 4 teams of the 2025 season
>>150749775not the crows fucking lmao
collingwood are legit
>>150749787legit gay lmao i done you fuck off poof
>>150749795GOTTEM
>>150749752He's more of a ruck and coming back from injury and if you didn't notice when he played up forward he is pretty slow. Lions needs someone that can provide a contest and still put on some pressure so the ball doesn't fly right back out again if it hits the ground. Last weekend the ball was boomeranging out of the' forward line.
>>150749775>beat the minor premier of the 2025 season>the team that made 42 year history by getting bundled out in straight setsfuck you are dense, yes the Pies are in a prelim, they beat a team that is absolute garbage to secure that spot. The Pies are pretenders and when they make the Grand Final are beating a too young Gold Coast or a too injured Brisbane you will watch them get bent over and abused by the Cats. Ancient cunts like Pendelbury and Sidebottom can't run with the Cats.
>The AFL has reminded guests that the Brownlow Medal isn’t about “the hottest girlfriend” as several best dressed WAGs face red carpet snubs.
>>150749808Grace Scott bros...
Just want to be alone, but hate being alone atm
wonder if james brayshaw can get his son and annie knight brownlow tickets
>>150749820She is class not a slut like those other girls.
>>150749833I'll put it in her browlow iykwim
>>150749833sounds like a good idea for one of her videos tbqh
>>150749833there'd be a different kind of queue at the dunnys
>>150749808>The AFL has reminded guests that the Brownlow Medal isn’t about “the hottest girlfriend” Are they retarded? What do they think most men are actually watching the ceremony for? The men want to see hot women and their wives/girlfriends want to see what the women are wearing.Don't mess with a winning formula, you faggots. Invite the players with hot girlfriends.
>>150749852They'd just replace one of the urinals with Annie and you could just walk right up and piss in her mouth.
>>150749833>ANAL!... DOUBLE PENETRATION!... BRILLIANT.
>>150749808bit like trying to tell people the Oscars or the Met Gala aren't all about ridiculous outfits on stick thin slags
>>150749833She has terrible soulless eyes like that other witch from the UK. Can you imagine looking into the window of someones soul and seeing nothing just black void. Truly the whore of babylon.
>>150749808kek which seething, obese purple haired intern wrote this. There's no other reason to watch considered they can't all get pissed and fuck around anymore
let he who would not piss in annie knight's arsehole cast the first stone.
Love you little rippers
>>150749838haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>>150749874>Can you imagine looking into the window of someones soul and seeing nothing just black void.This is basically every Australian women under 30 tbdesuhwy
>>150749879It was probably from the genius mind of Laura Kane tired of getting mogged
>>150749874>"I want the paddy dangerfield look"grim
Not good being by myself, mind goes in strange and bad directions
>>150749879I can see the Brownlow getting like the Cannes Film Festival, where organisers will have to tell the women explicitly to stop dressing like absolute whores
>>150749921derp>>150749808
is the brownlow 18+?if a player had a hsgf could he bring her or would he have to scour scarlet blue for a date? or bring his mum?
>>150749904whats dangers got to do with this?
Mind playing tricks on me, wants me to do something bad; trying to fight it
Is anyone gonna watch the footy tonight
He gonna act out!!!!
>>150749965no but steven spectate
>>150749958Wish I could, out for dinner
>>150749978no but steven ate>>150749969meant for>>150749958
>>150749982Don’t ever fucking quote me if you’re going to respond with some absolute fucking bullshit rubbish cunt. Last warning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo
>>150749987rundle st maccas in 15 minutes champ
>>150749987dis nibba got a short fuse
>>150749999quads of truth
>>150749987fuck are you gonna do about it cunt, I'd put one on your chin if you had one you dysgenic piece of shit
>>150745190A win rate of a little under 50% for EF winners vs QF losers is about what you'd expect. The extraordinarily low strike rate from 2000-2013 (2 out of 28) is the real statistical anomaly.
>>150750006I’ll fucking show you if you keep talking like a big man. You’re talking like a big man with no chance of backing it up. I’ll fucking disintegrate your jaw.
please don't argue and threaten each other :(
>>150750032watch your tone when addressing me champ
Shut up tadpole.
i am the most hardened badass in /afl/
>>150750026only think you're disintegrating is a packet of Doritos you fucking slob. Railway Hotel, Tydeman Road in 20 minutes, I'm wearing a grey hoodie you fucking nowhere cunt
Use biget. It will get nice & cushy. Won't be hard
>>150749203honestly surprising this kind of thing doesn't happen more often
>drawstring just broke on my favourite trackpantsNOOOOOOOO FUCK THIS GAY EARTH I WISH I WAS DEAD
>>150749190around 5-12th imocould be anywhere depending on form and injuries but with a harder draw they'll struggle plus i think their list overrated their only good forwards are thilthorpe and rachele
>>150750092fix it yourself mate, will make them an even bigger favourite when you put effort into your clothes, makes them your own.
>>150749190if Tex is as cooked as he looked last night then you aren't making the 8. 10th-11th I rekon
You're a puffer fish mate. You're all puffed up now but when I knock the wind out of you you'll revert back to being a little runt.
>>150750092Welp, seems there no other option. You know what to do.
>>150750117I think tex was getting used too much and I reckon if he commanded less of the footy adelaide would have done better.
There should be a finals for the bottom 8 teamswinner gets a silver spoon
>>150750117i agree they're too reliant on him, it's going to be interesting if they make him retire or notbut also idk who they have to replace him their forward line is super shit without thilth
>>150750121Absolutely despicable post, you should be completely ashamed of yourself
Fuck would kill for a Guinness right now.
>>150750119based guy talking to snapper aboud
>>150750136they'll need to do some savvy trading if they force him out to free up salary cap otherwise they are fucking shot
>>150750136Fogarty's not bad. Their bigger problem is in the small-forward role
>ynr that eagles had ONE WIN for the 2025 season
ragesperg got real quiet when I called him out, typical bully. All show and no go, weak chinless cunt.
>>150750162and what a win it was
>>150750148>t. padraig o'coughlin
>>150750162haha
Go Pies.
Just the bottom 4. With 8, won't be fair
I used to hate the Irish, but then I realised that they're my Celtic brothers in standing against the Anglo-Saxon menace.
>>150750162>The last time iggs were in the 8
Apparently this broke their spirit because they've been shit ever since
>>150749673Why do you always have diarrhea?
>>150750228jewish people love scatological humour
>>150750228fuck off glowie
>Want to post something>But someone will make a new thread soonWaiting
My iggs bottom of the ladder but still cause seethe. Kek. You all know what's coming... live it up while you can.
>>150750248>smugly begs for priority picks and FA concessions 8 years after a premtheir rep is forever tainted
lachie neale, the iggpatrick cripps, the igg
>>150750248>You all know what's coming
>>150750226careful you'll set him off
Where's threadsperg?
>>150750263>cripple>crippfitting time to become iggs
>>150750263Iggs apparently approached Lachie halfway through this season about doing a Hodge and coming there to help the kids.He turned them down.https://x.com/SweeneyPaddy9/status/1966454908703703467
I'm pure fucking evil. I delight in carnage in bloodshed. Don't fuck with me.
MAKE THE NEWEY!!!
>>150750296i still don't understand the neale back to wa rumours, why tf would he want to go back there
>>150750292Here, lazy cunt.>>150750310>>150750310>>150750310
>>150750296I've heard multiple reasons why he left Perth, from hating Lyon to the fact that he was too high profile in a two team town to go anywhere, his wife had a pretty successful salon business going that she shut down so they could move to QLD, no chance he would come back, the extra heat of going to the Iggs wouldn't be worth it for him. Would feel like he was going backwards in life.
>>150750300*pinches ur bum
Knowing you blokes have my back gives me confidence to survive the day.
