Brisbane vs Gold Coast - 7:35pm Gabba
trust
HEAVE HO UNNA
If daicos wins the brownlow it will just reinforce that it's a meaningless umpire award.
>>150750340I don't see anyone else pipping him outside Dawson and I think Daicos polls in more games.Every other guy in the running for it just has teammates that will take too many votes off them.
>>150750355stay mad cuckhold
hope gold coast win
>>150750311>>150750323Apparently when his wife was a new mum they were seriously considering it so they would have a support network but covid lifting and the club apparently helping out a bit in that regard meant it was no longer an issue. I don't see why they'd want to go back but who knows? If I was Lachie I wouldn't want to go. He'll still be well paid there even if he's not the number 1 mid anymore. If the Iggs came with $1.5 million a year or something insane I guess you gotta take it but otherwise might as well just keep winning flags and if you really prefer WA so much go back there after you retire to live. Lions are in the window for a few more years at least.
>>150750384>source: twitter screenshots
>telling off-topic lies
Clowns to the below of me, jokers to the up
they will follow him west
Macdaddies its time
I think I'm going to need to bath again
>>150750415grim
>>150750415It'd be nice to keep Starcevich but seems like he and Ah Chee are gone.
allen for neale, starc and ah chee is a fair deal
>>150750415imagine a 40yo single father doing this for an aflw player lmao
>>150750427Try water instead of cow piss this time.
>>150750436ah chee has so much talent, one of my favourite players to watch when hes ont.poort customer
Test
>>150750460i like him too (not a bane fan) but unfortunately for you it looks like he's going to adelaide
Hurr durr piss piss
>dressing up as a gopnik 7 years ago makes you a groyper somehowdon't think ive ever seen the left grasp at straws like this. absolutely shook.
>>150750447Ah Chee is going to Adelaide.
After using various 4chang apps for solid 15 seconds, I have reached conclusion that a browser is better. Just leave the tab open so cookies aren't clear. Next tip will cost $2
>>150750449haha yeah couldn't be me*be's putting the engagement ring for ella back in my pocket*
>jeetjeet is a phone posterlike pottery
Why is there an indian in this thread? Seriously, there are barely any actual indians on this site, but one has managed to find his way to the afl thread of all places, bizarre
>>150750501micknonce has a proxy, xhe thinks it's funny
>>150750501>Seriously, there are barely any actual indians on this site
yep, channel 7 game intro was KINO
>>150750460Yeah, he's a gun, even if he's been just okay this year, but if you gave me a choice I'd rather keep Starcevich. Lions next best shut down medium-small defender is Answerth and he'll likely miss the opening of next season, will be coming back from a serious injury and he's already a step down from Starcevich. Really gonna have to find a lock down defender replacement and not sure there's one on the list currently.
>>150750415that poor girl
>>150750522Prove it
>>150750460Ah Chee is heavily underutilised at the lions, would fare much better elsewhere imo but I can't think of a more fitting team for him
>>150750520give it a year she will be competing with her mum for the footy boys
>DA GYUU GWASH xD xDThank god based big ange is on tonight at 9.30
>>150750537defo, probably already is
>>150750531How so? He does extremely valuable lock down jobs on the most dangerous rebounding defenders while being an attacking threat himself. Don't think that's under utilised. How would you use him?
Frog is right for ones
>>150750531Sydney, forward
I just browsed /pol/ and didnt see any indian flags
The memeflags
>>150750555every meme flag
getting nervous
KAI NOOOOOO
>>150750562Why on earth do you post in /afl/?
>>150750555They use meme flags. They're extremely easy to spot even with them.
female commentators shouldnt be allowed to be marriedbreaks the immersion seeing a wedding ring
Can we have ONE thread without gay posting? Thanks in advance.
Idk I found it randomly
>>150750567surfer look is no good for finals footy
>>150750564>>150750571Whatever you say, I don't post on that fucking board
>>150750569Who knows but statistically there should be more of them considering there are like 10 billion
>>150750584that was an unnecessarily aggressive reply you fucking faggot
Feels like a KFC night.
>>150750546>He does extremely valuable lock down jobsapplied for a new job yet mate dandrews iykwim haha
>>150750555The indian flag on /pol/ looks like this
guernsey clash will be bad tonight. snus really should wear their iggs jumper
What should I yell out lads
>>150750597>guewrnbseyFOY
If you watch even a second of this match tonight, you need to sort your joke of a life out
>>150750593What a disgusting thing to say to another person. Don't ever call me Dan Andrews.
>>150750579It suited him last year
>>150750600HEAVE HO UNNA
>Mac Andrew’s knob jumperThinking it’s snus in a landslide.
Suns lucky they're wearing dark shorts otherwise their poopy stains would be visible to everyone.
>>150750600throw a paper plane at the desk with no but steven plane iykwim haha on it
What's inside the pyramid?
>>150750564>>150750571this but also israelstill remember the post rate from israel or meme flags or some shit dropping when the evil hangliders lander across the wall
_WE_ are the pride of queensland
>>150750600>Hey Browny, commentary was a big flat today
>>150750619>big dint in ityep indian drives it
>>150750620Apparently Indians were hired to do shilling jobs for Israel because the young jews they had doing it couldn't handle being called "kike" all day long.
Doesn't have to be anything. The crisper taste nice on its own. But you can fill it with mash potatoes with masalas
>>150750600this>>150750617
How do I apply for shilling
Shit is falling out of my arse in this moment.
>>150750600>browny self inserting himself whenever anyone takes le brave mark >monotone dunstall dribbling shit >mathews coming over the commentary like a coles in store specials announcer>washed roast trying sounding like shes squeezing out a shit every time she opens her mouthWhat a grim fucking lineup. Easy decision to watch this on channel 7
Sudos make any colour clothes look good
he really doesn't stop
I'm going to sleep instead
>>150750310How much do QLDers actually care about this game
The GPT has spoken. Bane in a close one.
i could snap mac andrew in half. cunt is a burned twig
>>150750664beautiful ebony skin
>>150750664Yuck.
>>150750670stick around mate youre alright
>>150750674no one really cares apart from those weird types who insist on following the minority sport here, like a rugby enthusiast in adelaide or something
Both of these clubs have received the most AFL handouts in the draft in the league. I wish they could both lose.
>>150750631remember hearing about something like this, think indos do it too because they all have phones or ranks of phones to automateevery news channel talks about muh russian bot farms but ignores indians and indosreminds me how american intel personnel get training on coping with ptsd just because they see words on a screen
I do not acknowledge "traditional owners"
It's my country, not yours
have you farted in a didgeridoo?
>>150750735based white trash bogan car thief
(((traditional owners)))
Do better.
>>150750664meant any other colour
Fuck boongsFuck australiaFuck advanced australia fairAnd fuck the footy
>>150750744Only two of those things describe me.
think unc colins is my favourite
>>150750754>t. white car
>>150750762close
I just put $10,000 on Gold Coast to win
>>150750770t. trash thief iykwim haha
Put a tenner on my arsehole getting opened up by the end of the game.
>>150750735Based second nations person.
Just put $5000 on 5 goals from Charlie
Abbie chatfield's watching this game and reading your postsBest be on your best behaviour, /a/l/f/
Lol at this jumper clash. Not even the nrl is this bush league
watch out lads rulespergs is in a mood
I just put $3000 on Lachie Neale to get 40 possessions.
That was quick
local gays show their pride
remove the union jack from the national flag
Why pink?
>Free kick to Suns>what was that for?>Well, not sure...Yep, it's one of those games.
>>150750806fuck off commie
>>150750806I'd rather remove you from the country lol
>>150750806Remove the flag from the national flag.
>Gold Coast has taken the first five marks of the game, including a contested mark from Ben King, resulting in the first goal. Brisbane is ranked No.1 for differential in marks this season.
>>150750806would rather revert back to the union jack
>>150750773You are onto something son.
>>150750822LEAVE CAMERON ALONE
>>150750825>>150750826>>150750831>>150750837cucks
>>150750799holy kek just tuned in, fucking awful. AFL doesn't know it's arse from it's elbow
>>150750852Secession when?
>>150750806Based
Morris gets it done
banger of a song
>>150750823Bris got a couple too.
>>150750852we're english mate
Why are there two maroon teams playing?
>>150750806Based. Fuck the bongs.
Who looked at these two jumpers and said they look different enough?
>>150750889Faggot
>>150750901me
>burgundy with burgundy shorts>pink and brown with brown shortsthe old man will be seething
>>150750889faggotI'm trying to watch the footy, not fap.
>>150750889kys
AH CHOO
Change the date
>>150750901no-one, too busy photo-shopping faggot flags in canva
>>150750889go back, nrl
Brisbane's kit is pretty hard to contrast with if you don't have a white jumper.
White man, fight back.
Where is Rowell?
Lads, Ben just posted
When did Queensland crowds have such SOUL?
>>150750735what building are you ripping copper out of tonight patriot?
>>150750930Which GC has btw.
>pissbane
Why don't they ever get a choir to perform our gay anthem?
>>150750722Mate I think you're confused, Geelong v Hawks is next week
>>150750944Had one crisp push, otherwise a bit quiet. I think he's tagging or being tagged maybe.
>nigsbane
Where’d the Gold Coast rent-a-crowd come from?
>>150750947>>150750951>>150750957dead meme
>>150750930Combined with white shorts and it'd be perfect.
Lads, dead meme just posted
>>150750930pick one
Gardener...is everything alright buddy?
woeful defence
That is some nice grass
That GC emblem is so much better than their old one.>S for suns>also GC>also a rising sunJust a great emblem.
>black andrew What a hack.
why are black players so dumb?
>>150750990Bottom row second from the right
>>150751008they are dumb everywheresocioeconomic reasons
>>150751004>also a rising sunRising/setting sun over the water.
When did the redditfication of Australian sporting crowds start? I blame Matthew Wade
HIGHWAY TO THE [witty punchline]
>>150750949state of origin spirit permanently hypes them up for any event
>>150750983Wait a second... those colours...
>>150751025it's seppo culture
>>150751029RAGING BONE
Hang on, why the fuck are Suns wearing dark shorts?Pink could work as dark vs light, but why the dark shorts?
>>150751025Used to agree, but Wade had a solid late career and rectified my opinion of him.
>>150751025coof times, only allowing the good little cattle who got their shots into the games was peak reddit
>won’t ask how you know that BTK E K GOTTEM!!
>>150751044meant israeli
>>150751025don't know what this means
>>150751044no its not faggotfuck off
Thinking suns are cooked.
Never seen someone have a negative AF score
less than 2 weeks until the Ryder Cup
>>150751073They should be decimating them on paper. Kinda stopped ay.
>>150751064No mickhead, I didn't.>>150751071Eat shit fat mutt
>>150751080It's happened a few times, can't remember who (maybe Miller) got down to -12 for zero involvement apart from several frees against
>>150751080then you've never watched Jack Darling play
>suns haven't had anyone kick more than 254 in 15 years damn
>>150751090
Suns wearing the dark shorts because that forward just shat themselves. Dropped the prelim desu.
great production, fox footyI hate being able to make sense of the action
Cameraman has lost the plot.
>>150751080then you've never watched aflw
the suns could have worn any other colour apart from pink and maroon, they chose pink
Suns have not enough pressure, Bris amped it up.
>>150750983both colours on brisbanes jumper
>>150751095>>150751120Guilty as charged lol
>>150751143AFL probably wanted to sell jumpers. Bit of a joke.
Umps doing alright so far I must say
Being able to perform basic skills taught to 5 year olds triggers professional players' anxiety apparently
>>150751152no but steven effeminate
Any reason why most interstate teams shit the bed in the finals?
>>150751147Brisbane are effectively full (dark) maroon. A tiny bit of glue and gold wouldn't clash with a completely (light) yellow guernsey.
>>150751165eh fuck off.
RAYNAR
fuck king is pathetic at everything other than kicking goals eyand he even sucks at that sometimes
>>150751178VFL bias for crowds.
>>150751178Terrified of BIGtoria.
its BURGUNDYnot Maroon. You fucking heathens
>Ben King>Ben Long>Ben Ainsworthwhat were they thinking
if king is on the suns are on, they're winning this
>>150751206Read the first line in the "IT'S GRUNDY" tone so ended up hearing "IT'S BUR GUNDY"
fucking Ashcroft looks BOGGED already
>>150751216>Ben Garrison
>Does not hit the goal postBULLFCUKINGSHIT
>>150751238It hit a fist, MATE. Umps on the ball tonight
>>150751005cost a goal with that shithouse handball kek
Chris FAGman chewing gum purely to look busy
>wayne king>dick long>boong ravioli
>>150751244Fist -> goalpost -> back of a player.It grazed off a fist into the post as opposed to bouncing off a fist back into play.
I'm racist as fuck hahahahaha
Lads, the world athletic championships or on 9now / 9gem. Finna watch some sprinters during the breaks
>tron airesWho watches this absolute fuKken SLOP
Just waiting for the premier league at 21:30.
anyone else keen for the new fire emblem?
>>150751178victorian teams are interstate
>headband 32 ump doing thiswtf? that cunt shouldn't be allowed to do anything more than vfl reserves
>'Golden' playing at the stadiumwhy?
>>150751267based any white who cares about their race and doesn't want to double the amount of jeetjeets in 10 years
long is one of those players i would not like to play against, just launches himself at you suicidally at any opportunity
>>150750889me on the right
>>150751318oh look he just made a bad decision, epic
What kind of grass you reckon this field is? Looks fucking lush.
>>150751267same
>>150750889>still hasn't been deletedguess they're too busy deleting posts for saying thoughts on marvel (stadium)
>NOOO DON'T HOLD EACH OTHER LIKE THAT FREE KICK SUNS
suns will become one of the most hated teams in the league if they ever win anythingthe nepo babies will rule the earth
Black Andrews caught the ball
the teams are quite evenly matched
>>150751267I work with kids and it's actually the white kids who are the most feral, but you can't really deny trends toward certain types of behaviour. I think I'm probably getting the best of the ethnics and the worst of the whites. I have no ill will toward individuals except Muslims they can actually all fuck off. I haven't seen any yet, funnily enough because they are that elitist and reclusive toward their own poomunities. Mostly curries, Asians and the occasional darkie. I get worried as aside from the darkies and funnily enough it seems the muzzies none of the other races go for a footy team.
Good one Dashy
>>150751347The Gabba uses TifTuf Hybrid Bermuda grass, The surface also includes ryegrass oversown during winter to help maintain a high-quality playing surface throughout the football season.
Raynor has amazing core strength, never falls over.
RRRAAAAYYYYNNAAAARRRR
>SWEET CAROLINE
>>150751432>implying 13 dindu the 50
>>150751443Their should be different surfaces for footy, like a sand oval and an oval with big mud patches (this will be called the classic surface)
>just push him in the backNice umpires, faggots.
>>150751457bit in this
Big O <3
Hoping for a collingwood/geelong GF, tired of interstate teams making the GF and shitting themselves. 2013 fre0, 2014 sydney, 2015 eagles, 2016 sydney, 2017 adelaide, 2019 GWS, 2022 sydney, 2024 sydney
>stin king
is bane gets a few more i'm turning this shit off i don't want it to become a blowout
>>150751484more than half of these are sydney, so i think the solution is just to remove nsw teams
>>150751471I'm not. I'm just saying the ones I work with are fine because it's either private schools or somewhat well off parents telling their kids to be on their best behaviour in the white man areas.
>>150751484No one and I mean NO ONE expected GWS to win in 2019. The only question was by how much. That being said Bitchmond still got a lot of umpball going their way that game.
>>150751468I saw that on an advert once. First time I've ever seen it. Are they all TV loving faggots?
>>150751568It's the NPC national anthem
I dont like it when the commantators shit on the umpiresIt may be true but it shows more professionalism to back the AFL as a whole
Anything interesting happen so far in the match?
>>150751602How many cocks did you suck today at the gloryhole?
>membane struggling against Suns at a home gameAnyone who thinks they'll win against Pies in an away game is coping
Nice try big O <\3
Brisbane have played in so many finals recently and I don't remember any of them except 2023 GF
>>150751618Not him but you brought up men performing oral sex on men completely unprompted
>>150751613nothis is surprisingly boring
>>150751649>not himThen why are you so interested in cocks then faggot?
>>150751626There's literally no reason for bane to risk another injury
>>150751659Rankin, is that you?
>>150751659I'm not, you brought up men performing oral sex on men completely unprompted with a graphic description.The post you replied to had nothing related to sex
>Handball directly to the other teamNice guernsey clash you've got there.
Suns should have chosen another small/mid pressure forward instead of Read, who is so obviously not ready for finals
this game actually sucksfeels really flat for some reason
>Giving each player their own song>Fans reacting in a certain way with a call sign or something whenever a specific player does something/gets the ball >le never tear us abart>Canberra Raiders fans doing the Iceland viking clap>Other assorted tailor made reddit faggotry at the cricket>Funny how it's only the interstate teams who do this shit. We need to go back to beating each other with didgeridoos. All of it just feels imported.
what would you do if you found out an adult male family member buys and builds lego sets and has them displayed in his house
>>150751484But in this
turning it off a halftime
No. 1 on bane looks like he's preparing to say something based next week
>>150751698id congratulate him on owning property
Can hardly think of a less interesting final 4 if GC lose this.
>>150751698My cousin and his wife (late 30's) have an entire room in their house dedicated to Lego. They also go to some yearly Lego event in Melbourne. Got denied to a certain section apparently because they "didn't have kids". Too many pedos apparently.Fucking weird though.Also grim that they have 3 dogs instead of kids..
>>150751693why are you such a depressed sad sack of shit?
>>150751698Same way I felt when we had to get my sister a $300 Back to the Future Lego set for her birthday. She is 33
>flop>cry to the ump>then try to push collins over and failbailey is such a pathetic rat
>>150751698Be jealous they have so much money. Lego sets are like $500 each.
>>150751728it's an interesting discussion
I get this mixture of sweat and poo that pools in a dent just above my bumcrack
>people enjoy thingNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING!!!!!!! SAVE US SAINT KIRK!!!!
>it’s a /afl/ actually talks about afl episodeUgh
>>150751698If he has heaps of sets id be a bit disappointed they have not graduated to designing and buiding their own stuff
>>150751706thisboring slophope geelong rape the next 2 games by 100 because fuck you
>>150751716he rents>>150751724this guy is a bit of a wierdo, no gf, no kids. weve never been to his house, this was the first time, it was fucking odd
>>150751698my next door neighbour likes legohe's a tradie that goes to the gym before work every morning
I think it actually might be when slagging of BT became trendy because god forbid a trace of masculinity be in the commentary box
noble having a stinker
>>150751724how excited were they over that chud getting merk'd?
>>150751756>he rents>Paying $xxx per week for an extra room>For legoGrim.
terrible game
Good footy tonight
Suns are choking like crazy
Anyone else going to the free Palestine protest tomorrow?
>>150751779>>150751781the duality of alf
noble has 10 disposals and 18 supercoach points
>>150751698>>150751756What's wrong with liking lego?He's autistic anon. Potentially a nonce, but definitely autistic.
>>150751457gotta learn to breathe and brace when they hittin the bussy from behind
If he collected AFL footy cards and had a room dedicated to AFL footy cards that would be cool though huh?
>>150751788the last protest didn't free them?
>>150751760>Builds stuff professionally>Builds stuff recreationallyBased. Just wants to build stuff.
Game’s done. Night, lads.
>>150750773F
>>150751698buying and fliping boxed lego is based, actually building and displaying them is ick
>>150751817god no
Mac Andrew needs to be subbed off. Useless, cowardly faggot
Bought a Rubik's Cube last week. Kinda fun to fiddle with.Does this give women the ick?
>>150751806he needs a fucking gf not lego sets
>>150751847absolutely
Matt Hill's on channel 9 commentating the Tokyo races as we speak, traitor!
>>150751851Shalom.
Undies status: pooey
i reckon womens ick-ranking of hobbies is actually a pretty fair indicator of what actually brings value to you as a man
>>150751879I agree, it's just we're not allowed to call them fat mingers without them weaponising the entire media apparatus against us about body positivity
>>150751851Where do you buy those?
>>150751836Yep, crisp. Kicks a game winning goal once a season and fumbles the rest of the time. Overrated.
>>150751879women are the weather, what they value changes daily. What you value in yourself matters more the women who like it will stick around. Putting any faith in the opinion of women is a fools game.
>>150751901So fucking true
Here's what we should do
dosn
>>150751901ick isn't really an opinion though it's a hardwired visceral reaction
>>150751936>hardwiredno, ask any woman to explain what the "ick" actually is and they can't do it. It's just a circumstantial "feeling" like all their other emotive bullshit
>>150750968The fear is that it would inspire too much patriotism.
They need to stop songs after a goal.
>>150751959100% or make it one standard song per team
Yes stop songs, this isnt BBL.
Women need to stfu and know their place
I fucking hate every one of you.
>>150751936>>150751949ick is something that if your friends knew about your boyfriend, they'd talk shit about.
>>150751995wtf did i do
>>150751949>a feeling they can't explainthat's a visceral reaction you spaz
>>150751898>body positivity but for women only (unless you are a far leftist)>body positivity movement cannibalizing itself because of ozempicKek
Khawaja has been bleaching his skin
>Anon collects trading cardsick>that are worth $80,000What a cute nerd! <3
lotta nervous vickys ITT
>>150751998>>1507520072 virgins pretending they know anything lmao
real incel hours
>>150752012Who is this jeet?
>>150752015reminds me of those text screenshots of that bitch leaving her boyfriend because of "you need to give up on this weird bitcoin thing" and then the "heyyyy how have you been?" the day BTC broke 100k
"body positivity" bullshit is deep feminine psychological warfare. holyfuck they hate each other so much.
>31 khvIs it over for me?
>>150752026Looks like all the peeps who actually have mates are watching the game with them instead of posting here
>>150751898>>150752009Body positivity IS a good movement.>Birth defectShit happens, enjoy life.>Arm lost in an accidentShit happens, enjoy life.>Big scar/birth markShit happens, enjoy lifeIt's just been co-opted by whales who can't stop eating.
>>150752002Didn’t gape me.
>>15075204224 and sameI'm unwilling to change anything so I know it's over
>31 kjv
>>150752042go fuck a prozzie mate we all need a slump buster
>>150751879ick isn't real
>>150752048not sure how you need a "movement" for any of that
>>150752032The Aussie test opener doing cross promotion
>>150751756ah to be young enough to think you might still make it
>>150750822
>>150752071What it was intended to be (self-esteem boost for those with natural imperfections) and what it is now (online hamplanets demanding you think they're hot) are completely different things.
Lads, Jy just posted
>>150752012he's so closeted lmao. bet he's hoping for some ian thorpe arc in his PR story, but he's unlikable, not very good at his chosen sport and a zealot and infidel in equal measures that he's likely to piss off all sides.
fat people are fucking disgusting and i instantly judge you to be incompetent at whatever your job is on sight
who is this bald man
>baldilocks
god i love anal
Is that Steele Sidebottom?
Shit game. I'm off to pol
>>150752116we know mate
>>150752116I prefer penis in vagina.
>>150752107True
anal is aesthetic as fuck tbf
>>150752110Kai Lohmann
>>150752126Is he gay enough to be Steel Sidebottom?
>>150752138I don't have a vagina unfortunately
>>150752155You have a bussy
>>150752155How about a penis?
>>150752035Those completely different things. Card collects (at least most of them) do it for their own enjoyment.Bitcoin bros were all about making money.>Have a boyfriend>Thinking about your future. Buying a house, starting a family, etc>He's always broke because he's spending all his money on _____ because he believes they'll be worth a fortune in the future>____ is something without intrinsic worth, seems like a scam>He refuses to change. Keeps pumping more and more money into itOf course you break up. They (99.9999% of the time) have no future prospects.Bitcoin just happened to work out. Replace Bitcoin with NFT buyers, were they good marriage material?
That was some good footy
>>150752171post tits
long mac andrew
All the bane coaches are chewing gum kek
>>150752184
>>150752171>women>thinkingstopped reading thereyou missed the entire point, it's not about BTC vs anything else it's about the grovelling whore coming back like she thinks she's still a chance when his "weird thing" (everything women don't understand is "weird" to them) works out.
>blowout finalsThus continues the fraud season.
>>150752171What's the point of marriage?
>>150752107this but also absolute skellingtons
Anyone else notice the suns are pink?
>>150752197about right kek
>>150752215Sorry I mixed colours in their wash haha
>snap directly in front>missUtterly pathetic
>>150752107What if my job requires me to take up space, smell bad and be heavy?
did you know that dwayne russell's real name is shane?
>black andrew
KICK A DROP PUNT
>>150752215More of a coral, I think.
Fred lost to this btw
>>150752222oops!
>>150752241They also got assblasted by Brisbane, but best Collingwood.
>>150752241they rigged some David Swallow fairytale bullshit but you right. Lions getting raped by Pies next week it is I guess.
>>150752241hahaha i forgot about that
>>150752226thought you retired willie?
who here 1/2 for tips
>>150752256I'm a Fred man but even I know that Pies win was down to the wire. MY Fred have this ability to look very good against top tier teams and eek out a win so they seem decent then fall asleep against shitters or have "too much pressure on a game they should win" and shit the bed. Most frustrating side to barrack for. I expect another middle of the road year next year 2bqh
>>150752262Can't see it. Pies are cooked. Beating Adelaide isn't impressive atm. Even Hawthorn did it.
I'm edging right now
I’ve lost the plot kek
>>150752226based Rugby player
>>150752199>it's about the grovelling whore coming back like she thinks she's still a chance when his "weird thing" (everything women don't understand is "weird" to them) works out.Yeah, and?If the entire reason for breaking up is you thought he was irresponsibly wasting all of his money and that no longer is a problem, why wouldn't you see what's up?You think it doesn't work the other way?>Hey hun. My NFTs all crashed and became worthless. Turns out you were right and I was wrong. Sorry for being a jerk and not listening more to what you were saying, I was blinded by the prospect of being able to secure our financial future. My bad.>If you're free, would you be interested in catching up over lunch?
>>150752283Same here. We probably talked once before. Same problems every week. FREDrick absolutely useless.They need another 1-2 years experience.
bane have massively improved their defence which they needed to do after last week
>>150752285Shitbane are even more cooked. Shittingwood will get molested in the GF tho against geelong, or lose narrowly to hawthorn
what a dogshit finals seriesthese prelims better be fucking amazing
Rayner the diving faggot
>>150752315Crymoar
>>150752206Kids, companionship, clean clothes and hot meals
Women who nag me when I put my entire paycheque in the pokies don't deserve me when I hit the jackpot.
>>150752206a wet hole
>>150752324you have none of those things
Worst prelims in history loom mark my words
>>150752285feel like Pies, despite the age have better structure than Brisbane.>>150752300yeah I think we have>FREDrick absolutely useless.yep. I am still seething about his play on brainfade on what would have been Treacy's set shot. 1-2 years with this group healthy and they will challenge, Young and Switkowski need to stay fit and they'll be dangerous
>Capped at 5 goals for the nightGrim.
>>150752299not reading this slop you fucking cretin
gold coast kit manager last night
>>150752353Get rid of DUDley and FREDnig
>>150752315afl has shown they're not going to punish him for being a fag so may as well milk it>>150752360the worst kind of game
>>150752367haha!
>>150752360Should've been crows v suns and bane v hawks
>>150752371Dudley needs time and to maybe lose a few kilos he gets a pass for mine. I'm more upset that Bolton has gone to shit and just does whatever the fuck he feels like inside 50 now that Walters isn't threatening to take his spot in the side
turning this offneed a kino rec you FAGGOTS
Brisbane are BACKbane.
>>150752407Platoon
Lads, Charlie just posted
>>150752407The Bone Collector
>too fast for your bootsJej
>>150752407maladolescenza
>>150752371dudley is young and fat he'll be finecould even see him taking frederick's spot, that guy has a good game in every 3 and looks cool so retains his spot but if draft more non-key forwards in the team he could go out >>150752396also thisbolton was kind of meh but sometimes players take a while to fit into a team so hopefully he gets up next year
Buttered Toast Suns
>>150752396Yeah the stomach of Dudley lmao.Botlen isn't worth the $1M a year he is paid.
die
>>150752407The mirror
>>150752407mpv https://www.sbs.com.au/api/v3/video_smil?id=2290627139809
>>150752415its actually on 8gem at 10.40 or The Game is on 7flix at 10.20
Sigh... Piechads, guess we have to thump Bane AGAIN.
>>150752464platoon 55 bings 9gem champ
>>150752407Falling down
>>150752407ShotcallerWalkabout (1971)
>watching normal tvup to date with your jabs lads?
such kino rivalry PrelimsPiers vs LionsCats vs Hawks
>>150752482meant for>>150752407 but didn't see other anon post it too
rememebr when jigaboo frederick kicked a goal, did a backflip and rekt his leglast week's miss probably tops that moment
Harris Andrews is a ridiculously good footballer.
>>150752471What is it with British people?
>>150752407the Mogwai documentary "if the stars had a sound"
>>150752498pies vs crippled bane have around the same skill level, should be an interesting watchcats v hawks will be a massacre
>>150752496My Kayo subscription lapsed and I'm not renewing it just for two weeks. I forgot how much I fucking hate ads after a goal is kicked. Miss all the player's songs too.
>>1507524072023 NRL Grand Final
>>150752532>cats v hawks will be a massacreOn the scoreboard or on the field? Not confident at all that Geelong will win, even less confident it won't be a bloody match.
>>150752554i keep seeing people say this but mullin just needs to tag newcombe then hawthorn have no midfield
Could you beat Dylan Alcott in a fight, /alf/?
>>150752407the fifth element
>>150752491>Walkabout (1971)love jenny's hairy vagina in this
>>150752532hawks cats will be hard at it, geelong not going to get out of it unscathed even if they do jag a win
>>150752554Cats should shit on them but you never know how rigged the AFL wants to be. Cats vs Pies granny would be the most lucrative matchup IMO
>>150752407Q Clash
>>150752592given how much the afl have invested in getting the shats to the prelim it'd be an embarrassment if they couldn't get them over the fucking hawks
>>150752580yeap jam a bar through his chair spokes to immobilise him then just lay into the prick
>>150752577Had to check. He didn't play in the Round 6 match.Stanley unlikely to be back which will hurt.
Kek. Karma free kick for beating Freo that way last week.
>>150752588what about the abo boy's erect penis during the scene where he attempts to court the naked girl?
>>150752407Weird Science
>>150752588the watering hole swimming scene was kino, so pure
find the nearest watering hole and drown yourself in it you paedo fuckwit
tonight's 'no: girls und panzer der film
Suns really have no soul.Freo would've put up much more of a fight.
nonce
>>150752707He was a radical far left lunatic conservative though, desu.
C'mon Big O
>>150752690never seen that series maybe i should try it
Good practice for Andrews at least
>>150752708yeah they would've put up more fight but still lostsame as if they'd made it last year over carlton who got raped in qld in that final
>Last goal scored: Second quarter, 14th minuteStill thinking the suns can bang home 8 goals in the next 12 minutes though.
>>150752722HE'S ONE OF YOURS CHUD HAHAHAHAHA
>>150752722sorry chud that doesn't fit the expert fact checked story so your claim is only partially true sweaty x
>>150752773>Last goal scored: Second quarter, 14th minutelmaopathetic
>>150752790>>150752795discord tranny raid, ywnbaw
>>150752773MY OLD COACH LEIGH MATTHEWS USED TO SAY IF THERE'S MORE MINUTES THAN GOALS YOU'RE A CHANCE
>>150752814no but steven FEMA(le) iykwim haha
Comeback is on. More minutes than goals.
*be's not taking me home*
>>150752744nta but GuP is great, one of the all time showsstopped watching anime but the last couple of das finale films I'm still eagerly awaiting if that says anything
>36,000 crowdIs the Gabba really that tiny?
Loved Gallop's second half.
Cats Pies final innit, such an underwhelming year
>>150752900Hawks vs Pies. Hawks win.First team to win it from 8. Unbelievable kino run.
Charlie had vax brainfog
>>150752872crisp me
cats or hawks to win it, don't mind which
17 tackles from Dunkley, most ever in a finals game
>>150752914very kino, wouldn't be mad at this outcome. The Ginni narrative would have journos busting ropes
>>150752893Yeah. Hasn't been a problem until Lions became good again. Now with 75,000 members it's simply nowhere near close to big enough and it sells out almost every week. They're getting a new stadium but it's still 5 years away minimum.
>Snoop Lion for half time showPretty obvious who they expect to win
>>150752872yeah might try itone of those shows i've never gotten around to watching
Is that Trent Cotchin in the Sun's coaching box getting his shit pushed in?
it was barely a month ago when the snus belted bane by 11 goals
Is Rance a vegan or something? He looks fit but his neck looks so much thinner than it used to.
>>150752983This shit's rigged as fuck
Skinhead getting bane to 100
>>150752996Lions didn't turn up for that game. Arrogant performance and they got the smashing they deserved.
wtf ginni plays for brissie?
18 tackles for dunkley
>>150753003The left is literally scared of facts and will call the truth "hate speech" if they don't like it.
>>150753003u told me we live in a post fact world tho??
Why are they booing the brown guyBit in it methinks
This is boring. The suns are so bad.
>>150753003>what the facts sayThat's disinformation.
>Dunkley has 18 tackles2 more and he ties Lairds record
>lefties: people are fungible economic units with no discernable differences attributable to culture or genetics must be nice being able to believe whatever you want and ignore reality
I blame the pink
>>150753003You're only able to hold that belief by ignoring facts.
>5.15pm at the MCGMan, I might have to go. Twilight prelims are absolutely kino.
suns are actually so fucking shit
my bane did itdoubters in shambles
>>150753101>made it to a semi>shit team.............
Corr, look at those veins.t. nurse.
>>1507530974pm.
>>150750325FPBP
Why would the Australian Grand Prix have qatar airways as their main sponsor
new>>150738981
>>150753154Snot funny
>>150753154>09/12/25
The first reigning premier to win a final in half a decade
>>150753154>>150753183fuck off cuntsREAL NEW>>150738981>>150738981>>150738981
It's so sad.
haha what a character! the trickster!
if the Cats win the flag, Sniff is going to get on the bags and knock up his trash whore missus I just know it. Poor guy.
>>150753223His best trick is making things disappear up his butthole.
>>150753234Would that make it 4 kids from 3 fathers for her?
Is Dunkley the most underrated player in the comp? I feel like if you ask the coaches who they could have if they could take a mid from any club he'd be top 3 for almost all of them.
>>150753234If Cats win the flag I'll be spending the next week on Bigfooty's Bulldog board. If Bailey "Norm" Smith wins the Norm Smith, the next month.
we postmaxxin
iggs
>>150753277Might as well. There's no footy until next Friday so not much point in a new thread.
Dale > Zorko
>>150753270are you preparing plenty of accounts in advance?
>>150753284Plenty of footy tomorrow with vfl and wafl dipshit
>>150753251yep
>>150753290No fucking way
>>150753290Zorko is a much better player and it’s not even close
Seems rare for a team to double the other teams score, Im always watching out for it but hardly ever happens
>>150753290the humble controversial trvke
collingwood and geelong are the only teams to not win a finals game with less frees than their opponent
>>150753300VFL is done until next week, dipshit.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECESTHIS IS MY LAST RESORT!!!!
kangas game is the only one that *might* be worth watching
>>150753327FIGHT ME!!!
>>150753361I'd kill you. There's no point. I am above beating up people in one-sided fights.
>>150753376I'm not afraid of death anyways I'd simulate you.
>>150753410>I'd simulate you.wut
my fingers will soon enter my anus
>>150753424I'd simulate your death.
>>150753475By doing what? Dying of old age surrounded by family?
>>150753079protec' ya neck fool
dunkley's been an alright pickup for the lions desu
>>150753486Putting you in a blood choke.
>>150753495better than alright desu
>>150753499>some limp dicked fag thinks he's gonna choke meI bet that'd be like wearing a turtle neck.
my neck is so elite and muscular the bullet would've bounced right off and hit the shooter
>>150753533the throat goat
geelong win
>>150753511>>150753533Me training https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttt_C7ND0f4
cupcaked myself again
>>150753574>cupcaked myself What does that mean?
i train my neck unironically
i train my dick unironically
tonight's lube = conditioner (flogging my arse in the shower to make cleanup easier)
I gotta get back in the gym before it kicks off again in December.
>>150753584>fart into hand>throw it to nose
>>150753618>fart into hand>throw it to nose
How do you throw a fart?
everyone loves the smell of their own brand, no?
For me, it's attractive women having anal sex completely in the nude except for sneakers and socks.
>>150753584>40 yo slagher best scenes were years ago with Manuel, Brianna Beach is better
>>150753645hence the podcast
alf podcast, alf vtuber, alf live calls 2026
>>150753650I don't know these people are the e-celebs?
>>150753650She still has pretty good scenes even if she's not as good as she was at her peak. Saw a new scene with her yesterday where she and Luna Star were pretending to clinically assess some Aussie bloke's eligibility to be a pornstar before initiating a threesome and it was pretty hot. >Brianna Beach is betterNo idea who that is so I'm skeptical.
time for some preparation h
>>150753697might have to look that up>No idea who that is so I'm skeptical.if you like milf shit I rekon she's based
>>150753713>if you like milf shit I rekon she's basedDepends on the milf. 90% of milf shit is stepmom shit now which doesn't interest me at all.
>>150753760this, slutty aging nympho spinsters are kino
Will you degenerates stop talking about your fetishes as if it's some kind of water cooler around the office discussion. Fuckn disgrace.
>>150753817>Will you degenerates stop talking about your fetishesNo.
>>150753806but enough about the nudist carrie milfmore
>>150753760that's just tribe headfuck shennanigans, if you get past the title card and the first 60-120 seconds it's just hot older women fucking. don't let the heeb ruin your cooming
>>150753817I don't see you talking about the footy cunt
Jesus, I ask Thee to bind and seal all power sources attached to either (any) of usin the Most Precious Blood of Jesus and I ask Thee to render them all completelyhelpless, impotent, neutralized, paralyzed and ineffective, in the Name of theFather and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. Amen. (Thrice).
i'm just so sad all the time
good
>>150753584Why is she wearing a VAX necklace?
>>150753650>Your big titted pornstar is busted>Check out my small titted pornstar, she is better
i want to die
i want my life to end
>>150754276>>150754404>>150754443
no way out
just end my life
kill me now
I chime in with a'haven't you people ever heard of-'
Day of the treadmill when
im going to sell autrala to penguins
Guys that was shit.Also fucken Zach Merrett guys, what a heartbreaker
>>150754400unbelievable how retarded you'd have to be to not even put up one search to see Brianna Beach isn't small tit, or do you just want a reply you sad cunt? lol
>he was living with a troon gfKEK
more of a high scoring grand final man myself
>>150756741this but legal i don't to give away a 50 metre freo way to go hit her real high send her down to blow iykwim haha
we are the freo coppers
>>150756537>Forget Mount Everest, climb Mount Kosciuszko.>M-mount Kosciuszko isn't small, it's huge!
bane
>>150756963false equivalence argument like the weak bitch you are
>>150757350That Aussie hag is known for her cow tits. Googling your """better""" hag showed she is only normal tits.They aren't in the same genres.
>>150757383>instant reply kek, outed yourself fucnkig loser
>>150756963>>150757350>>150757383>>150757415Samefagging at 3am. Grim.
The rebuilds have never been longer guys and everyone just goes to Brisbane or Geelong at the end of the year. Not sure this is anyway good brahs
>>150758351Find something else to care about. All this shit is bread and circuses. Sure it's a bit of fun to follow along but it shouldn't be life and death for you. Read a non-fiction book or find a hobby. Make a family, make a life.
>>150758624having nothing in common with my co workers makes me watch it
>>150758351>everyone just goes to Brisbane or Geelong at the end of the yearWhat the hell did Geelong do? Seems like Brisbane and Hawks are the ones raiding teams.
>>150759127>What the hell did Geelong do?Jeremy Cameron, Bailey Smith, Oliver Henry and Tanner Bruhn in recent years, though the last one was a bust for non-footy reasons.
>>150759217>Jeremy CameronPaid through the nose for him. Also cost them one of the best midfielders in the game.>Bailey SmithInjured guy who was living in a psych ward. Unwanted by his former club.>Oliver HenryVFL player who grew up next to the ground.>Tanner BruhnWho?
>>150758229THIS ONE'S CALLED DUALITY MOTHERFUCKERS AND I WANT TO SEE EVERYONE OF YOU MAGGOTS GET THAT FUCK UP
>>150759273>Unwanted by his former club.lol they wanted him but Bailey had burned his bridges and tanked his value.Also you can do the same faggy justifications for any other team that targets players from other teams.
>>150759384They wanted him to play on the wing/bench, absolutely refusing to put him in the middle. Half the reason he ended up in the loonybin desu.Geelong took a chance on an injured guy who couldn't get proper gametime at his former club, put him in the middle and now he's the face of the league.
>>150759513He can leave his old club if he feels he's not getting the opportunities he wants but it doesn't suddenly mean he hasn't been targeted by another team or that they haven't gotten him cheaply which is what happened. This is a really stupid conversation. Someone suggested players go to Geelong, you were like 'who goes to Geelong?', I told you four recent players and for some reason you're acting like those suddenly don't count. Braindead.
>>150759583>cheaplyIt was a first round pick for a guy who had done his knee (and no evidence either way how he recovered) and was literally in the nuthouse.It's only cheap in hindsight.What is JUH trade value currently? If Sydney gives the Bulldogs a first for him and the change of location allows him to focus on footy and come good, did they get him cheaply? It's a whole risk:reward thing.>recentCameron was 5 years ago.More players will go to Saint Kilda / Brisbane this year than in Geelong's previous 5 years.
>>150759682Hows the farm going Tom?
>>150759754Hoping to get the cow pregnant again.
>>150759304Shut up boomert
