diamond edition
First for Finland
Tomalabros Ilya is making fun of us now
Joey says are Daner was bullied by some boxcel limpwrist
>>150750058I needed coffee the other day. Only option was a starbucks. I go there and a big titty goth chick is working. She has her nice guy underling simps, each competing for her attention and doing all the work. She starts making conversation with me after she gets my coffee and the worker bees visibly start to seeth and try to interrupt her, asking her for help on how to clean some stupid shit. She ignores the fat one so bad, his voice cracks "I gUESs I'm going on my bREAK then!...". About 15 min later, after I get her number saved, I walk out the door and the guy is sitting at a picnic table vaping, and I kid you not, he's watching Tom Aspinall compilations on his phone lol. He looks up at me and I just chuckle before taking out my phone and flashing him her info while I start hump emoting towards my phone. kwab.
The canadian fears and trembles upon the sight of a hungry moroccan
>was the great white hope for murican wrasslin >never fights>got heemed by queen greenbiggest kwab at 155?
shit thread
>>150750127Kek many such cases I fear
>>150750199https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfFRv_1XdDMSPECIAL ED
these boxcel media people are incredibly disrespectful. i can't believe they had the gall to talk to my sweet daner like that. don't they know he's trying to remove that draconian law that allows boxcels to duck each other and pad their records fighting taxi drivers? daner gonna do picrel to that evil rat for talking that shit on the mic like that
>Nick the tooth
>>150750251this. they should've asked him how if he's enjoying being back in vegas and what he's drinking tonight
Dustin Stoltzfus will shock the world
>>150750304Perhaps a few choice statements on current affairs vis an vis charlie kirk and thawlts and players
K-1 is the ultimate shabbos filter. Perfect for me.
The current dimepiece doesn't wash her aspinhole properly how is this possible at her age
Ailín Pérez's tits are sadhttps://www.imagebam.com/view/GAG1YV
>>150750706Then click we not on
shat a lot of blood
>>150749977Literally who are those
Schaubed my hand again this morning
>>150750872Your rabbi didn't go soft on your ass huh
>>150750885Try the toilet you bloody bene
we are here btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yi_bhJsChM
Why does gooby say Musk is a super hero. Musk would import a bunch of low skilled Indians to Ireland in a heartbeat
>>150750872>shat a lot of bloodred or black?
>>150750946Mcfaggot films child porn in the same lodge he did his tucker interview of course he will shout out another child rapist billionaire jew who raped his own kid and trooned it out.
>>150750872Do you smell metal ?
Ciryl 'The Last Bon Gamin' Gane will reign victorious.
>>150750950bright red>>150751028no
>>150751023Kek the mad bitch of a ting.
/box/ is dying, we need your help
>>150751084>bright redprobably nothing to worry about thencould just be hemorrhoidsif its black then its likely internal bleeding in your intestines
>>150751023You jest but it might unironically be true, they need these guys blackmailed with lot of shit to keep them enslaved
Bryce Mitchell at the Eddie Bravo Invitational last night. Beautiful work champ
>>150751118We've already sent our top man
>>150751118
That hairline is 30% gone. There's only 30% left.
l will probably watch the prelims, go to sleep, and watch the main card in the morning. Not going to watch the boxing.
>>150751104Mcpedo cant lay off the drugs and booze demons tormenting him for what he did those gay porn likes on twitter thats nothing, dana sticking his hand on his ass like he is his bitch infront of everyone thats nothing, He was just a stupid worthless plumber who wanted to smash slampigs but he turned into a homosexual pedophile have to do what you have to do for the big money thats the eyes wide shut club>>150751130All factual, the coke mcpiss takes his kids to the chapel, the embassy the presidency of the usa Trumpedo is in the same club he cant say no. Dana will pay
>>150751339little cazzie fake humble boy bitch
>>150751054Excellent edit.
>>150751379You have schizophrenia, I'm afraid.
>>150751389Being a casual fan is more enjoyable.
>>150751415Nah he is right, the blackmail part is right
>>150751415He's actually bang on the money
>>150751421You only think that because you have no fighters to get invested in.
>>150751421spoken like a true cazzie. now I know why your country LITERALLY has 0 fighters...
>>150751339
>>150751084You aint shitten bloaw
>>150751415>t.
>>150751454Thank you.
Why did he do it?
>>150751642He details it here
Diego Lopes vs. Jean SilvaRob Font vs. David MartinezRafa Garcia vs. Jared GordonKelvin Gastelum vs. Dustin StoltzfusSantiago Luna vs. Quang Le
>>150751379Ya tawking out of yaaaeer ass...Playa!
Undefeated boxing champion Tony Ferguson
>>150751696Morocco is 174th in the world iq rankings with average of 67 iq points. Average iq of gorilla is 85 to 95.
>>150751686Diego LopesDavid MartinezRafa GarciaKelvin GastelumAlexander Hernandez (you forgot this one)Santiago Luna
>>150751686SilvaMartinezGordKelvinQuang
Gooby has the witts and can read people easly hes practically unblackmailable. heeninder that he declined a diddy party invite because he didnt like him and also called tj a snake even before he heemed that prawlspect in sparring
>>150751744Hiroshima'd that homo
>>150751793Nagasaki'd that ...
>>150751611Schizophrenia is a very real thing
>>150751755>Alexander Hernandez (you forgot this one)UFC website has it on the prelims
>>150751744You trolling right ?
>>150751816Huh google lists it on the main card, well fair enough
Why the fuck is this PPV so early? They're in Mexico not fucking Saudi Arabia
>>150751832Shuush
>>150751686LopesFontGarciaGastelumLe
>>150751842All desert looks the same bappa
>>150751842I think you'd be surprised
>>150751686Jean SilvaDavid MartinezJared GordonKelvin GastelumQuang Le
>>150751842Virtually identical
Suck my dog
>>150751842It's a fight night card. Fight nights are usually local to the card's time zone. But this is earlier so it follows the boxing card. Canelo and Crawford ring walkouts will be an hour or 2 after the Noche card ends.
bareknuckle in the drivewayhttps://youtu.be/ZqrbSPOmlHg?si=uoETUvb7HWGJj1P3
>>150751339>>150751389>>150751421>>150751528oh dear... oh dear...
>>150751757You need to post an image, b
let go aspinl
>>150752044hey can you delete this picture of me thanks
Ooof caught you lacking /heem/
>>150752044This is what I see when my monitor is off
>>150751686silvafontgordonstoltzfusle
>>150751686DiegoDavidRafaStoltzfusLuna
what the fuck they are both brasilians how am i supposed to predict know everyone knows that the brasilian always loses
>>150751686Silva Font Gordon Gastelum Luna
>>150751686SilvaMartineGordonStoltzfusQuang Le
>>150751988
>>150751816Ive just checked the website its on the main card
Crawford by koSilva by koFereira by ko
>>150752508
>>150751816>>150752543UFC website is wrong
>>150751686Diego Lopes David MartinezJared GordonDustin StoltzfusSantiago Luna
im not informed enough to make predictions
I'm heeming the dumbest minge istg every interaction brings me closer to a schaub level intelligence
>>150753116Post his hairly tighes
>>150753218
Feel like it should be a figgy fight night love that little guy
Bright ThoughtsDark Deeds
why is the noche happening during the day?
>>150753116No doubt her anik is caked in schaub. Many such cases in Finland unfortunately
>>150751686DiegoMartinezGordonDustinLuna
>>150753566It's a love letter to the people of Mexico b
>>150753575Not caked but there's often a little circle around the ring piece I can't understand it
>>150751686LopesMartinez Garcia Gastelum Luna
>>150753629Got to be all that omega 3 you eat
>>150753715This chick is 5'6 at most
*writes a love letter to the people of mexico**sprays the envelope with a voluptuous fragrance**gets viciously raped by all the mexican ring girls*
Inouye is fighting tomorrow at 4 am!
>>150751686https://x.com/UFCEurope/status/1966849346059583917hernandez ferreira is on the main card b, you're gonna have to redo the picks
>>150754059Fucking hell
This never happened when I did picks ijs desu with you senpai
Diego Lopes vs. Jean SilvaRob Font vs. David MartinezRafa Garcia vs. Jared GordonKelvin Gastelum vs. Dustin StoltzfusAlexander Hernandez vs. Diego FerreiraSantiago Luna vs. Quang LeRetaking, Hernandez/Ferreira IS on the main card supposedly
>>1507539235'1.5 according to imdb
>>150754239Cheers for keeping mine you're a real one b
Heeminder that fight night main cards usually have six bouts
>>150754241Gross 5'7 is the perfect female height
>>150751686Low key absolute banger of a card I thought Dana was promoting the boxing fight what a absolute evil scientist
>>150754289Anything under 8 feet is disgusting.
>>150754239SilvaMartinezGarciaStoltfusHernandezLuna
>>150754239Diego LopesDavid MartinezRafa GarciaDustin StoltzfusAlexander HernandezSantiago Luna
>>150754239LopesDavidJaredDustinDiegoLuna
>>150751686jeanfontjaredfattyluna
>>150754393See >>150754239
>>150754393>>150754401I fucked up. Hernandez/Ferreira is on the main card too
>>150754415UFC website is unreliable as fuck b never use it for bout orders
>>150754415
why is he called alexander "the great" hernandez if he sucks
>>150754456it's actually 'the grate'
>>150754456it's actually "The Great Ape"
>>150754239Lopes Martinez Garcia Gastelum Hernandez Luna
Dana White has looked like an asshole while promoting the Canelo-Crawford fight. He's gotten hostile and defensive whenever he was asked serious questions about fighter pay.
Gayna Shite
>>150754239>Diego Lopes>Rob Font>Jared Gordon>Dustin Stoltzfus>Diego Ferreira>Quang Le
>my love letter to my lawnmowers>30 seconds later>throws the entire messican race in the trash over a single bumboxing matchDana is such a sellout no wonder all his friends are jewish pedophiles
>>150754508thats like your opinion man
>>150751686Jean SilvaDavid MartinezJared GordonKelvin GastelumAlexander HernandezSantiago LunaMy new pick pic.
>>150754239jeanfontjaredfattyhernandezluna
>>150754239SilvaMartinezGordGastelumQuangHernandes
>>150754239JeanDavidEl Rafita KelvinHernandezLuna
Do you think ufc will air a tribute to Charlie Kirk during today's broadcast? I heard he was excited to see Tom beat down Gane.
freestyler
Lopes was robbed.
Not even going to dignify that post with a response.
>>150754869
>>150754886Which post?
talmbout cooking with volkov?
Finland's washed up
why was this cancelled?
>>150755146Norm too thick
>>150755146Mercy.
>>150754892Schaubimodo: The Hunchback of 6th Street
>>150754939Actually smell pretty bad b
>>150755146Norma could not find an autistic incel dude to fuck her before the fight so she could not go through with it, everyone have their own pre-fight rituals
>>150755323>>150754239I messed up >>150754239
>>150754239Lopes by decFont by decGordon by decGassy by TKO rnd 2Luna by Sub rnd 2Ferreira by dec
>>150755353I re-did it and deleted my other b thanks for the heads up b
>>150755107This one looks good. Real good. Might have to try it out.
>>150754239lopesfontgordonstoltzfusferreirale
>>150754239>Jean Silva>Rob Font>Jared Gordon>Kelvin Gastelum>Diego Ferreira>Santiago Luna
>>150749977dustbin's resume is pretty mid but still mogs the current p4p #1's by a country mile
>>150754239SilvaFontGordonStoltzfusHernandezLe
we are here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ6SOUsgBeA
>>150755107Only webm that looks good, the rest was goyslop
>>150749977I saw the script for tonight. Brutal last minute round 1 knock out for the main event but majority prelim/main card decisions.
>>150755603we are here thohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgE-tIkNgQs
>>150755603That tattooed slut needs a proper cocking (by me)
>>150754239Jean SilvaDavid MartinezJared GordonKelvin Gastelum Alexander HernandezQuang LeRetaking, Hernandez/Ferreira IS on the main card supposedly
A million people have taken to the streets of London in support of Tom Aspinall
>>150755725imagine the smell
>>150754239JeanDavidEl RafitaKelvinHernandezLuna
>>150755725what happened?
>>150754239LopesMartinezGarciaStoltsfuzHernandezLuna
>>150755803Anti migrant
Anyone else worried that any KOs we see this weekend will ring hollow because of how high the bar was set earlier in the week?
>>150755953If they're real heemers, it'll inspire them instead of discouraging them
>>150755663
>>150755953I just want Jean to win because a friend of mine will let me smash if whoever I predict to win actually wins (and I predicted Jean). Last week I bet Caio and mfer lost I wanted to fucking kill him.
>>150755991>a friend of mine will let me smashYour male friend? Are you gay?
>>150756012I'm bisexual and I get plapped once in a while lmao but no this time its a girl (cis). With a fat ass too.
shut the fuck up
>>150756024When you engage with men, are you the top or bottom? Are you the catcher or pitcher as they say?
>>150756042It depends on the moment and person, I don't like the idea of sticking to only one thing. I'm flexible.
>>150756024FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>150756068Interesting
>>150756068i bet you are flexible
>>150755981you think we'll see some aspirational neck punches?
>>150751686Lopes FontGordon GastelumLe
>>150756170Like how calf kicks changed the game, neck shots will be the new meta
>>150754239LopesFintGordonGastelumFerreira Le
Okatgon in 10 biongos
>>150756236shan't
>>150756236Wgaf
>>150754622I want to cum inside Nina you understand? I don't care if half the UFC roster gave her many std.
>>150756236Wdwtch
Feels good knowing Charlie Kirk is chilling in heaven with Jesus while his murderer is rotting in a jail cell.
>>150756303bro is living spammys dreamlife in that prison
>>150756303What if I told you god and heaven aren't real?
>>150756323True lol, I love making fun of spammy man, weird little creep he is.
>>150756236Very cool!
>>150756254i have nothing to do this morning while i wait for ufc
>>150756303He's looking up at us right now, burning forever.
>>150756373Train your heeming skills
Valentina.....
>>150756414That's my wife
>>150756395no
>>150756414Hahaha just imagine
https://youtu.be/GuHISh5Y5NQwe are live as fuck
>>150756478>Meat pies mashed peas and gravy scran MMAno
>>150754239lopesfontgordonstoltzhernandezle
Why cant UFC get a based monkey man costume?
>>150756522>he doubts bong bjj
>>150756561>Its a BBJ tournament
If we ever fought I would absolutely fuck you
>>150756643before or after the fight?
>>150756643post height, weight, belts, and dick size
bjj is so fucking gay just do MMA you pussy retards
noo you cant just do grappling even though its fun and teaches you about life!get a grip
>>150756720what does it teach you about life
>>150756720yeah I'll get a grip of your throat and land severe gnp
>>150756771good luck getting distance with my arms wrapped around you
>>150756643>>150756665>>150756720*shoots all of you in self-defense*welcome to america bitch
>>150754239LordFontGarcía DoofusHernandezLuna
Just caught a catfish
>>150756789Ill create separation you just fuckin wait
>>150751686Diego LopesRob FontJared GordonDustin StoltzfusQuang Le
Stop participating in the picks faggots posts.
NOOOOOOO DONT PARTICIPATE
HEEEEERES OKTAGON 75https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvIP6ZyVwZI
>>150756900I missed Hernandez/FerreiraFixed card here>>150754239
>>150756919This isn't your to do list faggot
>>150754239Jean "Lord" SilvaMartinezGordonStoltzfusFerreiraLuna
>>150757076We don't sign our posts here Mr. faggot
Gonna be real funny when Gane gets heemed in round 1
>>150756805If Charlie Kirk had at least a purple belt in bjj, it would have gone down differently.
>>150754239Diego LopesRob FontJared GordonDustin StoltzfusAlexander HernandezQuang Le
>>150757072thanks, totally missed that
>>150757216Is that after he beats Tom?
Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday!
>>150757277I literally never heard of this nigga in my life and the killing happened 5 minutes from where I live lol
Topuria would knock out Bud Crawford on the very first contact.
Late for a date how many bongs until ufc do I have time or should I just stay in
>>150757216the clumsy unga bunga power puncher will heem gane…. THIS TIME!
>>150757589Aspinall has pretty sophisticated striking though and is unusually fast for a heavyweight.
>>150757397You literally have sex with men.
>>150751686SilvaFontGordonAsstelumLuna
>>150754239LopezFontStoltzfusHernandezLe
>>150757674Good morning spammy.
>>150757540Can you do me an favour? Fuck her in the pussy. Respectfully.
>>150754239>>150757684+Ferreira
>>150751686LopezFontGordonStoltzfusLe
I said good morning spammy (say it back)
>>150757688Please ingore this one I missed an fight sorry
>>150757076Wretched that wombat.
>>150757736I was planning on getting diazed and watching the heems
>>150757076murked that kathoey
>>150757397Heemember him and the chick on the train? Those were the days back in my day...
>>150757879Remember when Charlie Kirk got murdered?
No but really when are the heems on
>>150754239Jeans SilvaMartinezGordonGastelumHernandezQuang Le
No but really when is Finland getting a fighter in the UFC
>me son
Anyone not picking Quang Le is exposing thenselves super hard. Its pathetic and frankly insluting.
>>150757397so what happened to rampage's son? nothing?
>>150757635he has a 1-2 and jamawl hill head movement
>>150757926Like it was yesterday... At first I thought: "So he is...um... was essentially just Candace Owens without the chocolate milkers? That's boring." but then Strickland, Bryce and Big John gave their opinions on the matter and everything seemed right with the world again.
Seems I'll have to miss half the prelims what a bother
>>150758058A day without tears is a rare occurrence.
>>150758130Seems im about to miss the entire card what a pleasant surprise.
Gane/Aspinall posting is indicative of how low MMA culture has sunk. Who can even pretend to give a shit about these two?
Tom “Yorke” Aspinall.
>>150758130>>150758158Im just gonna watch the whole thing
>>150758100It was a work ya mark
>>150758162Yeh it's gotten pretty bad. Wait until the fight week this place is gonna be a total shit show
>>150756024wtf chile kek
>>150758162I’ll pretend, for the sake of the eternal question: what for?
>>150756024
Just bought an '89 Camero off Facebook marketplace.
>>150758338I pissed in the motor oil I fear
>>150758338just drank all your motor oilfucking owned
>>150758360>>150758412you just drank his piss
>>150758437NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150758338>>150758360>>150758412>>150758437>>150758460
>>150754239SilvaFontGordonGastelumFerreiraLe
What the fuck why is there no motor oil and the engine bay smells like PISS??!
>>150758507>>150758460>>150758437>>150758412>>150758360>>150758338Stop whatever it is you're doing
>>150758595Alright I've stopped thumbing my nuts, now what?
im boredwhen does some form of fisticuffs start?
>Stop whatever it is you're doing
Im looking at the card for UFC 320 and the entire lineup is a bunch of eastern European fucks with names i can't pronounce. Is this really the current state of this sport? God this is gay as fuck.
>>150758814kid ya wouldn’t know good fights if they dick slapped you WE are all chomping at the bit to watch azamat murzakhanov
>>150758899Bekzat azamat
>>150758899this azamat kid is a heemer man
>>150758640Right now bitch see me in the Virtua Fighter beta ho
Brisket Smokeycharov
Say what you want about this azamat kid but when it comes to heems, he is here to heem, he fights to heem and heems to fight.Eye for an Eye but it's Heem for a heem.
>>150759179Reminder that Azamat was 26 years old at the time this fight took place.
Just watched Lars and the Real Girl, kino overload
You have to give it.... le crispy sear
>>150759179props for knowing who murzakanov is
>>150759257Balding at 26 is rough man, it's not easy, it's rough.
>>150759297Honestly? Respect
>>150759310i wouldn’t know, im only 25
I'll never grow old Basil for you see I refuse to learn from my mistakes muahahah
Chael has been getting 3x his usual YouTube comments and engagement ever since he triggered reddit with his Raja take lol. They can't stop spamming their faggoty comments on all his videos.
>>150759413We hate Chael here too faggot.
>>150759413As an internet enthusiast, I have noticed this as well.
>>150759413Chael is an eprostitute now whereas he was just a prostitute in the past.
>>150759259Faggot
>>150759592we don't use slurs here
You tried again? Lol, silly janny
>Noooo I just freaking BANNED you how are you still posting?? Stop right now!!
>>150759413that's crazymaybe ragebait for engagement can be lucrative
>>150759772heh thats you
>>150759630Sorry
Finna phonepost on heem
>>150759888punched an old lady in the back of the head last night, I saw her dickstopped reading there
>>150759888what the heck
>>150759888Based!
>>150759888Sedrique I hope you lose badly today
>>150759888The numbers don't like akhi
The mods deleted my picks
give it to me straight bros is this prelim worth watching?
>>150759888are you crazy in your head man?
>>150759888punched an american tourist in the metro last night, was being loud about his "latte" being too hot
>>150759968Lmao, what a mad bitch they are spending their Saturday doing this without pay.
5 bings, no shrimpdick shit tonight yeah?
>>150760004why does he look like this?
>>150759990no but it's not like you're gonna do anything better with your time
a love letter to mexicodear mexico,i love you
Finna pull while watching heems on the phone
>>150760041actually I was gonna play nightreignwhich is highly productive
>>150760066kill yo self bitch boi
>>150760059Finna pool while watching heems in my backyard
>>150760080Kill yourself faggot
>>150760035prognathism and cleft lip
>>150760077have fun anon
never ever EVER watching shrimpdick's stream lmao
>>150760121Difference made =
>>150760080Shrimpy got ya revved I fear
ufc nacho haha
Good afternoon,NiggerThank you
>cruz and dcfuck off
>>150760121Shrimpchad got ya doing tricks on his shit
>>150760160>>150760160>>150760160IT'S UP!
>>150760143Thanks asshole I just ruptured my larynx from excessive hullabaloo rigamarole uproarious laughter
>>150758899Murzakhanov isn't on 320 though. He's fighting Rakic on 321.
>>150759888Serves her right for not having an escort or chaperone
>>150760004>oh my god this law-tay is too hot!
>>150754239LopesFontGordon Gastelum Hernandez Luna
Is the canelo fight worth watching or is it more like influencer boxing?
Where do I go now that streameast is done?
42 days until Gane fights.
>>150749977
>>150759170 >>150759170 CANELO VS CRAWFORD IS ABOUT TO START. GET IN HERE AND CALL BOXING SHIT.
did he work at the PI or something?
mad bitch
Silva got way too cocky, was landing at will before the stoppage
>hyped fight actually deliversforgot what this felt like
another great card. fucking amazing main event
The fighting chuds
At this point, if the UFC marketing team makes a hashtag about you you're done
Jean "The Raped" Silva
>>150770212busted him up so bad he turned into cowboy
lopes vs leon murphy for the title elimination mosvar vs volkjean silva vs yair
Silva would KO volkanovski in 1 round
is this true?
Picks 2 winsSwedenGermany
this has been a bad heem year for meall my boys loseonly jiri is left
It's over, bros.
>>150770296the fighting nerds? more like the frauds checked!
more like the Losing Nerds
I'm so happy rn
lucas put a lot of stock in silva lol
fighting turds(prates still based)
LMAO at that monkey jeans head gushing. what a faggot. hope that happens to all browns itt
needless to say i have chills
any other tonycels do the tony > charles > lopes boy journeyTHOSE ARE MY NIGGAS
>Mexico is undefeated tonightDoes this mean Canelo beats Crawford?
>>150770383I'm sadly afraid I fear
Has there ever been another instance of an entire gym getting fraud checked all at once?
ALL MY BOYS LOSEWHY DO I INVEST MYSELF IN THIS SPORT
>>150770444prates is yet to be fraud checked>inb4 cuckquean garry
I am really elated beyond words
>>150770289Sweden
>I am the lor-ACK!!!
>>150770471Losing to garry is in fact a fraud check
just got home from work lads, i missed the entire fucking card
>>150770471craptes got dribbled like a basketball
HAHAHAHA ANOTHER LOSS FOR THE FIGHTING NERD FAGGOTS. JEAN SILVA IS CRYBABY CRINGE PIECE OF DOGSHIT
>>150770495don't worry b you missed not-ppft ahaha kwab
>>150770392I see you
>>150770523i'll watch a replay, looks like it was a good card
JEAN "THE RAPED" SILVA
3rd world twitter is celebrating silver's loss because he serves judea
What about this country makes people attain ruch a durable chin. We all thought it was the aztec+spaniard genetics, but Diego is brazillian and only train in Mexico, yet he also attained the ungodly mexican chin. Maybe it's the food? The excessive use of pepper?
>>150770573Finally something that unites us all
the spinning elbow is the strongest move in mma
I'm thinking it's Taco Sunday time
>>150770592>durable chintell that to joey b he was getting put out cold at diaper weight
>>150770573Thats why I celebrate it too
more like the fighting TURDS haha has anyone said that yet haha
>hurr durr I'm Jean Silv-ACK
Jean "good goy" silva getting chinned in such a hilarious way is the highlight of the week. Good fucking riddance, le fight nerds kek
>>150770573Please someone photoshop Lopez with the Hamas bandana and gear kek
Aaron Pico starches Jean Silva in round 1
>>150770698no but seriously what did he mean by this
>chills.
Brazil's strongest fighter
>my mom was hecking raped in a brazilian ghettho with is why I act like a retard and sweep for the jews Can Dana come up with more realistic characters? This is WWE level of retarded and unrealistic.
>>150770721Here you go
lopes seems a very nice personsilva seems an insufferable retarded bullyim glad he was painted red and chimped out, good riddance
/heem/bros we got canelo/crawford in a few hours, who you got? btw box tries to make fun of our stoppages, meanwhile this is just one of theirs, rate it.
what went wrong?
borralho's been my boy since day 1 so I can't fully enjoy the death of the fighting nerds
Starting to think it was silva who raped his mum while barking like a dog
>>150770807we don't watch that shit here
>>150770804The good guy won, The good goy lost.
>>150770807clearly rigged by anglo jews for a Polish girl to lose
>NOOOOOOOO I CAN'T LOSE I'M IN CHARGE HERE I'M IN CHARGE NOOOOOOO000
>>150770814Prates is just a retard and didn't finish that fight
>>150770814Caio is the highest iq of the four but is the least talentedJean and Carlos are the most talented but the stupidestRuffy just sucksUltimately Brazilians need to stick to fundamentals, Jean in particular could’ve won that fight if he just kept his cool and stayed fundamental but hues seem compelled to try and fight like Spider-Man or some shit
I told you. I told you all.The fighting nerds are contenders series bums. Not good. Never been good.
favela bros tonight we riot
>>150770858>Activate mullet shield!
>>150770814They fought against actual competition
>>150770807Corner threw in the towel you goof
>>150770893Diego Lopes is from the Contender Series
clear story win for jean tho, he was winning second round before diego got that lucky elbow
>>150770915A Cantender Series bum losing to another Cantender Series bum should be expected.
can someone make some ai slop of the fighting turds being flushed down the toilet
Aaron "Spider-Man" Pico
>>150770917you can't win the story if you cry
jewfc gotta book more fights between hues the bad blood is real
>>150770915Not only that, but Diego lost his contender series match to Joanderson Brito and is only in the UFC because they needed someone to fight Movsar on a week's notice.
>>150770917You can’t win the story if you get finished
>>150770917>get viciously dropped>head bashed in>cry>chimpout cheap shotThis is a story win in brazil?
>>150770892To be fair to Prates he spent weeks training for Neal, a short stocky in-fighter, basically the opposite stylistic match up that he saw with Garry.
>>150770951>they don't make amends after fight and the bad blood only thickens with more provocationKinOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150770995He was dominating the standup and beginning to deny the grappling before going in sloppy. Even then it was an early stoppage and most people who know what they're watch agree.
I'm not even joking the woman interviewing lopes right now on ESPN is the most beautiful I've ever seen
>>150771004AARON FUCKING PICO
>>150770807genuinely don't give a fuck>>150770814piss poor grappling, meme'd by their own hype into thinking they could take on anyone on short notice and fight like they're in a movie and what >>150770892 said about their talents
>>150771037WILL BE BACK
>>150771036pics?
>>150771029"he was winning before he lost" is not winning the story b
>>150771036Post pic, i don't have espn
>>150771036She’s like 40
Where does Silva go from here
>>150771059>ruins his chin by fighting too young in the bum leagues before getting into the ufc
EVIL anik
>>150771080To Israel
>>150771110I follow hin
>>150771080Aljo
>>150770289
>>150771095There's no "ruining" a chin that's a myth
>>150771029>mindlessly holding the cage after getting dropped>badly defending the ground and pound, completely still>defending hands goes to the mat>can't stay up for 3 seconds after fight is stoppedNot early at all
>>150771134aljo subs him in a minute
>>150770807>in a few hourshow many?
>>150771068That is the storybook definition of winning the story.
>>150771080to the ER
>>150771180caz or cte?
>>150771068 levels He wasnt just winning he was showing levels.."LEVELS"Levels
fellow heemers and memersif this bud crawdord guy is 41-0 why is this the first i'm hearing of him. there's a new goat i've not heard of everyother month in boxing
>>150771060>>150771071
>>150770289I dedicate this victory to Justin Gaethje; the most powerful Swede in the UFC
this guy has the best chance by far now but his division is a shark tank>beats lean(easy fight)>performs Umbanda occult ritual>lucky heem ko win for belt(satan magic)>rematch Ian cuck garry(easy ko)>retireI mean if that's his plan then it's not a bad one and probably the only way he gets to the belt. I can see him getting heemed badly at some pointOh, and Jean is done. By far worse than any other fighting nerd. Not that hes bad but his mental will NOT be able to take this loss it's going to make him SPIRAL VERY BADLY, that much is very obvious
>dana takes over>still doesn't fix the horrendous 1-hour delay between boxing bouts
>>150771226Thats charly carusoPerfect feet 10/10
shrimp bros...
>>150771241https://youtu.be/oGRv8Zu1fU8?t=7
>>150771080he's in the doghouse
>>150771274SHRIMPY NO!!!
>>150771240Prates could become a multi-millionaire by staying in the top 10 and heeming up-and-comers for a decade, eventually fighting for the title here and there but probably not becoming champ. He has one of the most marketable styles and personalities to ever grace the UFC, but he's too tired to fight for more than 2 years
>>150771059Silva literally has 0 answers for the patented Picocut
>>150771226Charly>Olivi>Sanko>>>>>>>>>>Heidi Androl
>>150771240>his division is a shark tank?? he's got the easiest path to the titleJDM is a powerlet bum and Islam is retiring afterwardsAfter keon he just has to heem mr mount rushmore of head movement shavkat or midget brady.
>tafa vs ibo aslan co-main on the next card
Oh boy I love>25 minute pillowtap decisionfest session>followed by 30 minutes of analists you never heard about yapping>10 minutes walkout before the next bout
You just KNOW she lost all respect for Jean
>>150770807We don't watch that crap here, b. Just finished watching UFC and will be watching a movie with friends.
>>150771240Prates will certainly last the longest since he’s probably the most reliable heemer in the ufc besides Ilia and Poatan, but he needs to get a lot more serious about developing his game
>>150771432
boxing sucks
>>150771432i think these women enjoy seeing their guy being taken down a peg once in a while
>>150771429>fight intro>highlight videos>cringy shadowboxing/dance routine before the actual walkout>walkout costumes>anthems
>jean silva's best win is bryce mitchellwhat's the fighting turd's cope for this fact?
>>150771500look at her faceit looks as if she's disgusted
>>150771458>Prates will certainly last the longestHe said multiple times that he won't keep fighting for long. He has one billion fights in Muay Thay and is too tired to keep doing it for years.
>>150771512Story knockout against Lopes unironically
>Guru was actually right in saying Prates is the only Fighting Nerd who could potentially get the beltwtf
>>150771522otherwise known as the ick
>>150771540They were all just one fight from the title
>>150771356yea unfortunately he has already lived like 3-4 lifetimes of fighting probably more than like 200 fights under his belt muay thai included obviouslyits why he looks so experienced in there but I can tell from his whole vibe that he's seriously tired of it. In interviews he says he doesn't even like fighting that much he prefers soccer. I guess that's what happen when you fight to live paycheck to paycheck in thailand and china and a bunch of weird places. I think he said somewhere his leg is fucked up from not being properly taken care of in china one time when it was infected>>150771393Morales is a serious threat but has no hype behind him. I can see him interjecting his way, their both kinda surging for the belt right now but it's obvious morales is taking his time
>jean lost to the best guy in the division (yeah Jean heems Volk)>caio lost to imavov (next title shot)>prates lost to gary (next title shoto)>ruffy is shitThe nerds are coming back. They have some holes to fix but everyone except ruffy is champ tier
>>150771568And they've all been exposed except Borralho who likely still has zero chance against Chimaev.
>>150771432this is the type of shit that women keep in their back pocket to bring up when they wanna hurt you>I already knew you weren't a man years ago when [thing] happened, I couldn't even recognize you
how can boxing be enjoyed when you got a sport where you got motherfuckers leaking from their skull like a waterfall make it make sense man im not watching that bullshit
>>150771432That transvestite in the back fine as a motherfucker
>>150771619heh... my boys fighting nerdz just need more time...
>>150770814Silva and Prates are just retarded
>>150771632people love pageantry
>>150771675>>150771675>>150771675
Josh Emmett vs Jon Silva is the fight to make
>>150771432Yeah, this shit is tough. I dislike him but i wish him well. Man, i'm getting soft. I was gonna make some joke calling him a cuck for Belo but i thought it was wrong.
>>150771655They unironically are not even in their primes yetI bet with you, at least one of them will be champ. Possibly two. The other ones will be top contenders.
>>150771631I've slapped a bitch before for this shit. lesson learned that you cannot show any weakness to these bitches. No crying, no secrets shared, you have to be The Terminator and thats it. Even if your with the bitch and your bored as fuck and want to talk shit their gonna think your a faggot for everything god damn I hate women
>>150771432Yep its over.
What a fucking end to the fight night, if only even main event could be that good.
>>150771707your dumb ass is gonna end up in criminal court
>>150771619Jean is probably coming back for a title shot in late '26, unless this defeat completely destroys him mentally (very likely, knowing how sensitive he is). He is basically a younger and more agressive Volk.Caio is fighting for the title eventually but only because middleweight is shit.Prates doesn't have enough grappling to touch gold at 170, Brady, Shavkat, Islam and Garry all decisionate him.if Ruffy comes back against a strong geappler and wins (like Orolbai) he can retrieve part of his hype and eventually get there.
>>150771817I made sure to look like the biggest lame ass pussy when we broke up to secure the fact that she would never come back for a rape charge
>>150771844>He is basically a younger and more agressive Volk.He doesn't half half of footwork, grappling and defensive skills as old man Volk today, Top 10 fighter for sure, but nowhere near big boys. His fights are always entertaining but needs to work on his technical ability, he's essentially an inferior version of Prime tony.
>>150771967I don't know, if that spinning elbow didn't land he was on corse for winning that fight by finish.
