>Lap:#8101>Countdown to Azərbaycan GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>150747571>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:206>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:217 (216 starts)>2025 WDC StandingsPIA: 324 (+15)NOR: 293 (+18)VER: 230 (+25)RUS: 194 (+10)LEC: 163 (+12)>2025 WCC StandingsMcLaren Mercedes: 617 (+33)Ferrari: 280 (+20)Mercedes: 262 (+14)Red Bull RBPT: 239 (+25)Williams Mercedes: 86 (+6)>2025 WEC StandingsHAM: 951.29 (+50.66)NOR: 936.19 (+78.17)TSU: 920.57 (+79.04)>News:Max got his DMSB Permit Nordschleife (DPN) grade B yesterdayToday he raced in an NLS race to fulfill the requirements of grade AWith a DPN-A he can race a GT3 car on the NordschleifeAt this point, who knows if he got it; there's another race tomorrowFIA overturns Carlos Sainz's Dutch GP penalty, so he loses those two penalty points; there's no chance in race outcomeF1 could get around 10 sprint races by 2027 as promoters embrace their 'value'Daniel Ricciardo to return to the F1 paddock after Ford ambassadorship?George Russell still doesn't have a contract for next seasonHumiliation for loser Hamilton
afternoon ladsj*nnies deserve to die, to go to hell, to be damned for eternity
you're telling me the jamaican wasn't actually bakin'?
>FIA overturns Carlos Sainz's Dutch GP penalty, so he loses those two penalty points; there's no chance in race outcome>chancekanjer*change
>>150755181he was actually baking bread (drinking something fermented)
>>150755185kwab sneed af
Stewards did the needful. Never question saars again.
>>150755205tharloth is thpanith
>>150755166then who is gonna deal with the nonces
gimi
>>150755244nige
>>150755181He was mooning above.
>>150755244
where leo
>>150755338on a boat
>>150755338arrested, pending executionpatriots in control
>>150752652
>>150755374on what charges? eating a meal?
>>150755411more like being a succulent chinese meal
>AMX single-handedly introduces a fuckton more fujos into endurance racingSurely the length of many of the races will make their brain short-circuit and drop interest... Right?
>>150755453Those weirdos will spend the full 24hr gooning
>>150755453I hope they get mega bullied by the autistic manchildren fags on enduro xitter bubble. I know they will in the youtube chat atleast.
>>150755503
will you stop posting that faggot please
>>150755584no
why is formula 1 riddled with so many queers?
>>150755584which one?
>Humiliation for loser Hamiltonwhich news is this referring to?
>>150755631Why's he raising his hand like that?
migu
>>150755726Leclerc had Count Dankula train him
>>150755726ein volkein reichein pupper
>>150755706it's nothing new
>>150755726that's a paw
did amx race the #89 for a lap or not
>>150755850he did race #88 for 14 laps
>>150755850no. he's doing another stint tomorrow
>>150755893hehe
>>150755823>that's a pawA Passive Attack Weapon?
>>150755584
this year is so ass bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah1IIh29joQPenelope Kvyat
>>150755960george's fault
>>150755986ToT
>>150755960Where are the Ferrari wins?
>>150755960Why is there Indian flag
>>150756097Leclerc got reasonably close once.
>>150756135that's the flag of miami, floridalmao
>Team Statement: Carlos' Dutch GP Penalty OverturnedSAAARS WE REDEEMING DIS SHIIIIIIEEEETTT
>>150755986
>>150755986ella what? what's her @?
>>150756176foreboding
If you were F1 pilot would you date/marry your childhood sweetheart, an IG thot, or a celebrity like a singer/actress?
No
Now what
Now what I call music
>>150756421Ideal scenario is childhood sweetheart, because real love is peak.If that's not a possibility, I'd probably go with ig thot, because singers/actors have way too much going on in their lives. Plus an ig hoe would know how to keep me happy
>>150756421A family friend's daughter who is a bit younger than me
>>150756421local drunk girl i found at the pub
>>150756421Move to qatar and have a harem. Producing at least 5 children of every race.
>>150756421It's time to let go
>>150756816kys
>>150756421for me it's the weeb girl from high school who was really into me but i was too autistic to pick up on it
>>150756421her or Dakota Johnson
>>150756176No wonder it's aids infested.
>>150755986these shitters aren't even taking a proper racing linewon't get signed to Haas Academy like that
>>150756853Based
>>150757259Not based. It's cringe.
>introduce cost cap to make F1 more equally quick>more one-sided seasons than ever before
>>150756421My gf.If not possible, Kelly Piquet
>>150757346i know u are but what am i?
>>150756421My childhood crushes are now, a single mother weeb that's into k-pop, and a popping dancer that I think could be a lesbian now. I'd go with a japanese voice actress, thank you very much.
>>150756421I'd break both /tv/ and /f1/.
>>150756421bring a new twink every week and make everyone uncomfortable
>>150757861An American
>>150757888>implying that the average /tv/ capeshit-poster even knows what F1 is
>>150757888Fuck off Kenny bro
>>150757929
>>150758043
wtf Max?
>>150758251>not giver handing sainzGod, what a sick fuck.
>>150756421mtf tranny with great curves or athlete, with great curves
>>150758449
i will slap your ass for free
>>150758471just think about it
>>150757873>I'd go with a japanese voice actress, thank you very much.Hell yeah, any specific one?
>>150758494take off your vpn, jungle fever finnbro
>>150758473stop ruining the market
>US/Texas GP is next month and already feeling like the year just came and went>won't be able to afford to go to this years race in Austin (aka POZZTIN)Whoever's idea it was to sell light beer there for $7 should be shot Charlie Kirk style.
>>150758449>>150758494OH LAWD HAVE MERCY
>>150758615i just noticed the texas flag is just the polish flag but with a navy blue vertical rectangle with a star slapped on itgimi
Verstappen got his Permit A so he can now drive the fucking fast Cars around the Nordschleife
>>150758690>not the polish flag is the texas flag with a rectangle and star removedhow unamerican
>>150758508I don't keep up with seiyuu activities and bts, but by voice alone, Romi Park.
>>150758758i fukt up yet again
>>150758892ok that's based
>>150758615>AustinThey should have it at the River Walk in San Antonio and turn the F1 cars into speedboats instead. Taxi and tour boats may have postpone services for a few days thoughbeit.
>>150758992river's too narrow to corner, won't work
>>150758992Liar. There are no rivers in Texas. It is too dry.
>>150758992too many big ol' women there
>>150759121
>>150759238
>>150758720God I wish I was a plantation owner from the early 19th century. Just fanning myself on the porch in my white suit, grabbing at every slave woman that I own, having my own African harem...
>>150759232Hi Charles. But yeah it's true.
>>150759238wplace didn't disappoint.
>>150759269dem churros..
>>150759238uhh
>>150759238Well that's a lake but there is a river adjacent to it so I guess that counts lmao
>>150759238I wish to retract my prior post
>>150759121I like like half a mile from a substantial river in Texas.
>>150759616spelling mistake
>>150759649kill himor maybe it isnt a mistake, maybe he likes that river that much
>>150759616I live near a lagoon in just outside of Austin Texas. We should meet and fuck. (Me on top)
>>150759616I realized I actually have a picture of the little dam they used to turn the river into a "lake".>>150759679Sorry, I'm not gay enough to associate with Austin.
So why did max humiliate krauts and pakis so much?
>>150759705>letting kids play in that pool right on the edge of the damlmao, fucking spics
I really need Laura Mueller to qhisper in my ear that I have done well today and I am a good boy
>>150759616You cant see a half mile. You are just trusting local legend, obviously.
>>150759936But did you actually do well? Do you deserve it?
>>150759945I can actually see more than half a mile, but I can't actually phsucially see the river from my house. So it is, in essence, merely mythical.
>>150759773>why did a 4 time f1 wdc shit on some weekend driversgee i wonder
>>150759978I sid not do well and even if I did I would not deserve it I would never deserve it
>F1 + F1 Academy Multiclass Monaco Race
>>150760152Make it F1+F2+F3
why is the ground beef looking at me like that though?
>>150760211I just the WHOLE pasta and a beer
Max in a Dacia shitbox
>>150760316>Falken>MichelinBut why?
>>150760211you put your penis in pack of mince?
>>150760438thats one way of having it raw
He already fucked off to Mocaco in his jet btw so no 50k viewers for nls tomorrow
>look up verstappens Wikipedia page to check something (I don't remember what it was)>his parents named him "Max Emilian" so his full name is Maximilian verstappen, but dumb
>>150760070Edd believes in you. And so should you.
>>150760211ground beef was looking at me all zesty like so i turned it into taco meat
>>150759953Why does he look 50 and 140 kg here?
on a emma rose binge rn
4 fried eggs, runny, 500g of french fries, 200g of bacon, 150g grated hard white cheese, salty, 1kilo bowl of tomato, cumcumber, red onion salad, 1 french baguettelight snack before dinnerdeath to mclaren, emrcedes and hamilton
>>150759953Amazing proportions. Peak masculine shape.
>>150760170I just like the thought of Lawson or whomever sending some chick over the fence.
>>150760170I know this... F6?
goblando will forever be a kwab
>>150761414The limit is F5, nowadays called IF5 after plenty of revisions.
>>150761414F-UK
>>150756421A very young, short and petite Japanese girl
>>150756421i would have my staff scour the local high schools for a nice (legal age) girl to accompany me for the weekend in every country we race in
>>150759616>look at newest US-made maps of Texas southern border>'Substantial River'>mfw
>>150761699
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>>150761699Hi Donald
we should make formula offe for when the fomula isnt one
>>150762110spend a long time thinking that up mon?
>>150762198
who is more cooked - danica patrick or mckayla maroney?
>>150762524>mckayla maroneyRemember when she claimed her leaks were underaged to get people to stop posting them?
>>150762524Roger Williamson
>>150762593>to get people to stop posting themKek. As if people couldn't tell the difference between a fully grown 18-year-old woman and a 17-and-a-half-year-old little girl.
Would changing the firing order, remove the turbos and making it N/A, and making the RPMs into 20K souvent the problem of sound of current V6s ?They could make them sound like baby V12s
Tell me about Max.Did he win?
>>150762893I mean the GP3 V6 and Dallara T05 and T08 sounded pretty good and they were Nissan V6s
>>150762893they would sound like a swarm of killer bees
>>150762893Solve*
do you feel /luxurious/ this saturday night?
>>150763117Why they dont do it ?People have been complaining about sound for years, just making this simple change would solve this problemJust make the cars 800 HP and lighter all around 600 KGWhen the car is that light, you dont need 1000+ HP to be fastShould also give you the option to remove the halo because i think it kinda kill the look of the cars
>>150763299>Just make the cars 800 HPThere's already too much Hewlett Packard in F1 as it is, anon. And you want 800 of them? Per car?
have all cars be controlled remotely by the drivers and you can make them as light as you want
There is also the F6 option but Porsche would need to enter F1 to make it workhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ8riM4qNwE
>>150762893The problem is the world has become cringe and gay and there is no fixing it. 90s 4-pot touring cars based on family shitboxes sound better than current F1. Turbocharging is gay btw.
>>150763779gay is what f1 is all about
>>150763779Turbo is fineN/A is just betterBut the current combination of a low reving V6, with a weird firing order and turbos is just mehThey not bad, they actually enjoyable but they are far away from the N/A V8/V10/V12s
>>150763779WE DIDN'T KNOW HOW GOOD WE HAD IT (for me it was 5 clyinders)
There is also the halo that look so digustingF1 Cars are way better looking whitout it
>>150763640Have you seen, I mean heard, what they've done to gt3 911s? They're vacuum cleaners now:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDzgUhep_xo
>>1507639065 cylinders N/A would kinda sound like the V10sProblem is they would probably be weak AF unless they make them rev into 25K RPM
>>150763945be careful, the lake is not very deep
>>150763961Still sound kinda good and in F1 they would have unrestricted exhausts so they would sound like the RSR from 2018
>>150763246
I feel like 2010-2013 cars where the peak overall in terms of sound and looks combined
>>150763209I ate a banana and a peach, and I'm drinking sprite. Is that luxurious enough?
>>150764189that's not how you say 89-92
>>150764218>spritemessi.....
>>150764189There were horrendous trends during those years.I'll say though that 2012 McLaren was a real beauty.
du du du du max pozzedstappen
sports
lance pozzedstroll
>>150763209i just ate a burg with 2 babby bellas( seared with danablu melted in), fat and juicy med patty seared with mustard(ground today) with 2 more cheeses and a drizzle of buffalo soseluxurious doesnt begin to describe it
>>150764433 checkedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjL7D33xpS4
>>150764189Nah that's obviously early 2000s before they went alien aero in 2006 or so. Racing was abysmal thoughbeit. 2010-13 had all kinds of shit like ugly tall wings, stepped noses, farted diffusers etc.
For me it's the F2008 with the Marlboro livery.
Post Netflix horny fangirls have ruined F1 with their gay nonsense
>>150765188I don't know. That George looks photo realistic. Including the eye liner and lipstick.
>>150764433>sportsRelevance to f1?
>>150765188Lestappen is the only legitimate pairing.
>>150765188As usualThis is why you should gatekeep things and ban women from internet
>Nice guys finish last, bad boys take the prom queen home How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>150764988They looked agile and fast as fuckEarly 2000s V10 cars looked great but not as fast and agile as the V8 cars
>>150765371By beating him to death of course
>>150765528are they kissing on the pic? maybe its her brother or something
>>150765371by raping the prom queen in the lavatories before she goes home with the bad boy
>>150765528albon wouldnt be a bitch about it
Would anyone care for some breakfast?
>>150765528Some people need options. Do your stuff and look what happens on her part.
>>150765723It's 1 past midnight
>>150765371Literally when did we have the last genuine "bad boy" champion?Verstappen? Nah, Max is not Jos.Hamilton? Kek. He might be evil, but otherwise the polar opposite of a "bad boy".Rosberg? Too nice. Family man.Vettel? Way too nice. Family man and beekeeper.Button? Not even memorable.Gimi? Nah, Finns are nice.Alonso? Tried to pretend to be a bad boy. Didn't really work.Schumacher? Only if you believe the British press. Actually extremely humble.Häkkinen? See Gimi.Villeneuve? See Button.Hill? Kek.Prost? Too intellectual.Mansell? Too gentlemanly.Senna? ... Yeah, probably that shitter Senna.
>>150765528She's not looking for a fling, just adding contacts like if it were linkedin.
>>150765813Maybe alonso and Young HamiltonBad boy doesnt mean shit and sound gay af anyway
>Verstappen gets his Nordschleife permit despite rules complication>to secure his DMSB Nordschleife Permit Grade A, Max Verstappen had to complete 14 laps of the Nurburgring Nordschleife today during NLS7 - THE GAME round of the Nurburgring single-circuit championship - while also fulfilling a double start requirement, meaning he had to be classified at the wheel of two different lol you keep reading cars.
>>150765813Vettel wasnt a beekeeper when he was at Red Bull.
>>150765723You don’t eat breakfast in the afternoon, silly man
>>150765528she's a hoooooer
>>150766050>Young HamiltonYoung Hamilton was just Ron Dennis' pet project. Nothing more.>>150766137True. But he was still way too down to earth.
>>150765528>find her boyfriend's name/number>get a burner phone/number, use a vpn or a public wifi>contact the boyfriend>tell him his bitch is cheating on him>get some popcorn and wait
why does ford allow max to drive a ferrari? they got a gt3 car
>>150766942Cute. What's his name?
miga salo has wiener dogs too nowbut nowhere nearly as cute as leo
>>150762893v6 can sound godlysee Alfa Romeo 155 2.5L Busso v6 in DTM12k rpm>>>/wsg/5972725
>>150766942they don't sponsor him there and mustang isn't great gt3 car
>>150764822checked
>>150765528>find her boyfriend's name/number>get a burner phone/number, use a vpn or a public wifi>contact the boyfriend and have sex with him>tell her the bf is cheating on her>get some popcorn and wait (while watching F1 or whatever, jannies go away)
>jannied for mika salo postingalmost as good as previously getting jannied for naomi schiff posting as well as for posting an altered version of the mazepin copypastawhy the FUCK do they hire people who don't follow the threads or the sport
>>150768010pls understand new hires dont know board culture yetgive them time
Why can't F1 have camera angles this nice and coherent?
>>150768417s p o n s o r
>>150768010you deserved ithaving said that, k*ll all j*nnies, pox on their houses, etc
why don't >you have >your dmsb permit nordschleife stufe a (or b, or c, or 'für markenpokale' even)
>>150768010I was banned for posting danica patrick last week. Happens to the best of us I'm afraid.
>>150768803>>150768010We need to be more welcoming and inclusive to F1's new female fans
grug
>>150769624NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU JUST CAN'T EAT AND POST THAT WHILE IN ITALIA
>>150768801I have, but this is an anon board
>>150769624Just having a laugh. He'd get along with Lawson and his hawaiian pizza.
>>150769624
>>150769624i very much hope he's taking the piss
>>150770158>hawaiian pizzaDelicious
Who's the gayest F1 racer?
>>150770699three way tie between homolton, norris and russell
why are it*lians so anal about pizza?
>>150770780>forgetting about beartwink
>>150770830who
>>150770829ornery cause they aint got stuffed crust
>>150770919imagine not having stuffed crusted in yourlife baka.. its like not trying to suck dick once.. everyones gotta try it..once..
>>150770780>>150770830england has fallen
>>150770829Lets be honest. Ever since the Renaissance, they have been coasting.
>>150770699>i just read thatNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150771002ha!
>>150771028
>>150770829they're probably chill irl, the pineapple thing is just mandatory for online brownie points
>>150771066the reason theyre mad is that they dont have pineapples and thinks its super sweet
>>150771100pineapple pizza was invented in canada and it's one of the most popular variations of pizza worldwide. the memes are liesf1 because lance stroll is a jew leaf/f1/ because pozanon is a leaf (we dnt know if eating pizza is okay since its a medshitter food)
Max manages to win in Singapore this year. How would you react?
>>150771271I wake up
>>150771260sweden needs to stop with the bananas though
>just watched the F1 movieWhy do they keep shafting him with these weasel roles?
Banana
>>150771391that's one thing sweden will in fact not stop
https://youtu.be/hT9J4a9fnLU>>150771891sick fuckers
>>150771878russell has that look when he gives headpiastri has that look when he watches lily give head
>>150770699Zoomer assassins are probably the most terrifying thing on this planet
>>150772042we dont like that here
business idea: grid girls
>>150772533oy vey, shut it down
>>150772229/f1/ is a max board
>>150772585nothe womanharam, habibi
>>150772604lily (he)sophialily (z)ruthkelly
>>150772717relation to formula first?
>>150772769women who are approved by the council of /f1/there are more (anri, becca etc)
>>150772042Those tits look fake. Korean?
https://youtu.be/1I2bU5r3qIo>>150772896as king of /f1/ i say nothe council is required to suck my dick by god
Max Verstappen, but as a girl
Max Zeen Verstappen
Fem Max would have big fat Dutch tits
>>150773010>>150773240>>150773623all you
>implying you wouldnt bang femMax
>>150773688Just two
>>150773912my apologies
>>150773757>jawline
>>150774062what game would max play (nothing racing included) if he didnt race?i bet he would be a wowfag
>>150774062Is Jos taking the photo?
jamacia is mourning the death of his imaginary wifeits ok lad, you can move on...
https://youtu.be/GFiBfbmBw-M
...the human race
>>150775154youre gay, shut up
>>150774108>i bet he would be a wowfagWow classic in a speedrunning guild 10000%
for me, it is midnight club: dub edition
>1 hour without any postgrim
vrooms
>ctrl f>v8>only 2 resultshmm....
>>150777571
so wait is the cursing ban gone, I haven't heard a thing about it for months now. Did the FIA just quietly back pedal on it
why do globohomos love v8s and v10s so much
>>150769624I hope he's sarcastic. Food in Italy is absolute dog shit and that does indeed look like shit. I've no idea where meme about food being good in Italy came from. Not to mention those fucks even make you pay 2 euro per person to sit at their table lmao. Never eating there again
One of the red bull teams needs fpv livery for the Australian GP
>>150774108Hide and seek with his dad and a belt.
>>150777566fuck me i love tits
>>150777571MIKUMOBILE TOP 10
Did max still quali and race today or what ?
>>150780198yeah
>>150780198He's a legit GT3 driver now
>>150777866Modern audience doesn't care about engine sound
>>150780480Modern audience can't remember a time before the turbo hybrid era
>/f1/ was somehow more active during the merc dominance era grimi
>George Russell still doesn't have a contract for next seasonnot yet? wtf youtube lied?
>>150767188Kot aka Haerin
>>150780617He wants a contract for 2027 but Toto won't give him one since Max will be available
>>150780154
>>150763779Gay drivers == Gay formula
>>150761699Based
>>150780798>>150780617Toto will be incredibly stupid if he lets jorg go, regardless if max comes or notfakegimiSUCKS
I wonder if fake gimi has sleepovers at Toto's haus like jorj does
good morning alltogether
>>150780332Yea but he drive on Nurburgring today or what ??
>>150781061He'll ride something today alright, don't you worry lil bro
>>150781061Define today
>>150781061today in two weeks
Formula Cunny
>>150781061Just two more weeks and he will be in Ferrari
>>150781349nah your a diddy blud for this
>>150780617he's beyond ass
if i get an even post no. Pisstree dies on 18 January 2026
>>150774108Definitely Starcraft or some fighting game, those are the biggest sweats.
eastern europe next
>>150781716ayo hol' up
>>150780617>toto said he was gonna get it around monzajust two more weeks jorjsisters....
>the little mercedes F1 LEGO cardamn they just gave up with this one
>>150758720thats Michelle Obama
>>150774062thiccy in mating pressthiccy in mating pressthiccy in mating press
>>150781716name of girl??????
>>150782108filename bro
>>150782108Olivia Bearman is her name
Where's the french lad with the frog and the mug?
>>150782259i promised the cunt i would cave his skull in if i ever came across himguess who i ran into this morning
>>150782269The Belligerent of Brisbane.
>>150782273meant sudo of sunbury
>>150782269the slaughterer of Sydney
>>150782269calm down
>>150782269The Killer of Kosciuszko
>>150782269The Murderer of Melbourne
i don't believe the australian
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
morning ladsThis morning going to the bakery some effeminate twink with an australian accent was mumbling something about fucking me in the ass? Weird, anyway I didn't pay too much attention and got my croissants
Japan isn't that great actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kavaVVGcIrY
>>150782971why
>>150782269Based>>150782968Cringe
Will MBS be successful in tard wrangling the manufacturers to accept the return of V8s?
>>150782981Is burgerking gp track good for f1 racing. Question. I don't remember 2020 at all.
>>150755148>FIA overturns Carlos Sainz's Dutch GP penalty, so he loses those two penalty points; there's no chance in race outcomei didnt know this, i think they should give him 10 secs for his race result, it would be only fair
I've no idea why I quoted the frog.
i love this little niggagalician accent in women is hot, in men is funny>>150783025sooooooo embarasing
kwab
>>150783055He has the face of a lesbian
>>150783074landos new teammate in 4 years
>>150783098he is a kid, he still has to grow
>>150782973Is Robin racing?
>>150783109i dont know i dont think so
MANLETKART©>ccm
>>150783248comfml
nice race by costoya, he is going places, campos(patriots) will help him out in the lower formulas, so the only question is if he is good enough for f1ajjajaja look at this guy, from malta
>>150782973Congrats to whoever the fuck this is
>>150783559Neymar
>>150783559Antonelli
>>150783559>heridk if Lella Lombardi had a sister or not but she was the only lesbo ever in F1
Charles Leclerc has a barely concealed foot fetish His current GF, his ex Charlotte Siné, and his ex Giada Gianni - all had long feet and very large big toes
>>150783716source on them having big toes?
>>150782968based>>150782992queer
>after Alonso, Nico and Lewis retire I'll be older than all current F1 driversUnless an oldf1ag returns I guess, but that rarely happens. F1 moments for these feels?
>>150783958perez and bottas are making a comeback, are you older than them?
someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves
>>150783995yes
>>150783958>after Alonso, Nico and Lewis retireDon't worry, Alonso will stick around for at least another 10 years if the teams allow him to.And since Hamilton is desperate for his eighth championship (seventh once Massa sues his way to 2008), he'll probably be racing until he dies as well.
>>150783716Just browse the wikifeet entries for his exes and youllmseee
>>150784046ok
>>150783547is this guy related to coulthard?
>>150784166I have bad news for you:If you go far enough back, we're all related to Coulthard.
>>150784208yes but most of us don't look quite that rectangular
Thank you Muhammad Ben Sulayem and Stephano Domenicalli for making F1 is more interesting to watch than MotoGP
>>150784115no it's not ok
>>150784460ok as for i understand, not as good
>>150784476Good.
>>150784277I didn't know they made MotoGP less interesting. How'd they do that?
>>150784529put markek on the best bike
>>150784529Ducati + Markek = Total Slurpfest
>>150784494ok
Ban V engines in motogp
>>150784529The equivalent of putting Verstappen in McLaren.
ynr henno
>>150785355the man in the blurred house?
Was the RB19 more dominant than this year's McLaren?
>>150785529Current Mclaren is almost as fast as 2020 Mercedes
>>150785529Max was more dominant, yes.
>In 2009 Montezemolo gifted to the Italian press a 1:16 replica of BrawnGP's double diffuser painted red with a card saying "If only we had been so sneaky" as part of the traditional "Bullshit award" they were used to give out to the press for the most ridicolous claim of the year about Ferrari
>>150785529Calling any Red Bull ever "dominant" is a sign of reading too much British newspapers.
good evening
>>150785529It would have been this dominant if RB had two good drivers
>>150785529We need more bait like this one, I fear, so that the thread doesn't die.
Hamilton is the BEST DRIVER IN THE WORLD
....NOT
>lewis hamiltonstinky black cunt and a shit racer
>the fingol thinks he learned a termget the canceraids and die already
rude thread this evening
>>150787247Cute video
>>150787247what a silly videois that how you and yours see the world normally
>>150787247i'm going to fuck you up your arse black boyyour scotch bonnet tainted ring is going to burn my bellend but i dont give a fuck
>>150787293>you and yourswhat did he mean by this?
>>150787308>what did he mean by this?"yours" as in "Up yours!".Explicitely: "your arse".
kanker mongool
>>150784277/biz/-idea: motogp but riders have dildos in their bumholes
>>150787247SORT OUT YOUR FUCKING ASPECT RATIO YOU CUNT
>>150787247:DD
>>150787247look at him go
>>150787711
>>150787955mm sexo
>>150787987Because nobody likes you.
>>150787955jej
>>150788088I don't know what that is, so I have to assume it's your homo hangout. Please stop attempting to groom me. I'm not a child. I'm a full grown adult.
>>150788020Sorry I forgot, enjoy
are lully needs to go to sleep earlier
2029 grid.>CadilacHertaCrawford>HassOcon Beganovic>AudiNorrisBortoleto>AlpineGasleyColopinto>Racing bullsLawsonLinblad>AstonStrollTsunoda>Red BullPalouHadjar>MclarenPiastriDunne>WilliamsAlbonBrowning >FerrariLeclercBearman>MercadesRusselBottas
>>150788409Sorry still not gay.
never beating the allegations
>>150788492The allegations of hiding a Chris Lulham-tier hairline underneath that fringe
gimi triptych
I never had "the talk" with my parents. F1 equivalent of this?
>>150789126Stroll not being told he's shit.
>>150789126you mean the talk about about the bees and the bees?
Don't try fucking bees, it's not worth it
>>150789126i pretty much quit talking to my parents aside from the essential shit after age 10. probably a charles leclerc race
>Joseph Theresia Johannes "Jos" Brech (born 29 October 1962) stood trial for the killing of Verstappen in 2020. He was arrested on 26 August 2018 in Spain after DNA from his belongings and relatives matched samples taken from Verstappen's clothing, following the largest DNA-harvesting operation in Dutch history. On 20 November 2020, Brech was acquitted of manslaughter, but found guilty of the kidnapping and sexual abuse that led to Verstappen's death, as well as of possession of child pornography. He was sentenced to twelve-and-a-half years' imprisonment. On 28 January 2022, an appeal court convicted Brech on a charge of manslaughter and sentenced him to 16 years.the real AMD OJS
>>150789681I heard that if you try to sting a bee, your stinger might break off. Is that true?
Max has put on some timber, but it looks good on him.He should also grow a big bushy beard
>>150789794You are probably autistic
>>150789681this is what happans when you don't do the talk and let your sons figure it out themselves
>>150789868>TheresiaWut?
https://www.instagram.com/p/DOYwh03jESR/ Ollie!! fans chasing Ollie!!
>>150790021!!
>>150790071!!
>>150790021Imagine the sex
>>150790021>fans chasing OllieStanding fans or ceiling fans?
auliver orsouomo
siete veloci
>>150765813Hunt because I don't like him much and think the term is gay
>>150765813Gimi was more rockstar than bad boy
>>150790493Hunt was the "fuckboy champion" though.
>>150785529second half of 2023 mclaren, ferrari and mercedes were way closer to rb19 than p2-3 teams of 2025 are to mclaren
>>150765813Norris is a bad boy
>>150790801But not a champion. And never will be.
>>150789954>>150789794the flag makes this even funnier
Baku next.
On Sundays, it's better to get drunk early and go to bed at your normal time.
https://x.com/sqtep/status/1967183986788294875Andrea Kimi Antonelli
>>150791423don't have work tomorrow though
>>150765813Vettel was a cunt when he was on track, even if he's nice otherwise. Schumacher too. Alonso is a toxic cunt and if I had an F1 team I would not hire him even if he was cheap.
>>150791413she didn't wipe any on her fanny or bum. dirty bitch
>>150791573yes but you're unemployed
>>150791573We can't all be sponges though.
>>150783547>>150783055This year F4 has kind of been filler. Guys like Ramaekers, Costoya and Van Langendonck are looking like the most promising karters by far. Van Langendonck recently won an F4 race in his debut weekend and is an sim racing autisthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dries_Van_Langendonck
My dad called me a faggot todaygimi
>>150791651>when he was on trackEverybody is. Even complete shitters.>Alonso is a toxic cuntSure. But also pretty chill. He just has too much of an ego, but he wouldn't hurt a fly.
>>150792108Are you that dude that shot this Captain Kirk guy?
>>150791677>>150791943im not some parasite, im a self employed tradie, and i rather don't work more than 10 hours a week
>>150792108well why were you being a gay cunt then?
Reminder that Aston Martin was only good because of Vettel's feedback and Alonso made the team worse
>>150792240Not Alonso's fault. He's cursed.McLaren also only got good after he'd left.
>>150792177>>150792226Funny enough it had something to do with Kirk. He asked what I thought about it and I said that I don’t really care. He’s a hardcore republican and thinks me being apolitical is “so gay”. I don’t know Kirk outside from being the guy who debates le woke college zoomies
>>150792055thanks for your input
Reminder hat vettel did an illegal car(not as illegal as the mclaren but the fia did ban astons front wing) and a car so similar to the redbull taht when the fia moved agaisnt the redbull aston was in the crossfire
>>150792218good for you, i hate being a wagie
>>150792559i wish i had a dad to call me a faggotalas im black
>>150792911
>>150792911Liar, there are no black people in F1 nor /f1/
ynr baha bumlicker
>>150781679Whomst the fuck is that?
>>150793344Can argue with those double dubs
>>150790681don't care, he should be rotting in hell for pushing the narrative that /myguy/ Patrese was responsible for Ronnie Peterson's death
>>150793451
>>150793451he bumlicks under a us flag nowdisgraced as any ricci fan should be
>>150793707maybe he is locked up
NEWNEWNEW
its race week chuddies
>>150793707>>150793845are you sure he isn't the one in nfl general now who is all in for Tua, another future nobody
>>150794400idgaf about burgerugby tbqh
calm down
Lift me up, lift me up
bakuing
>>150794372not yet
>>150794433not missing a whole lot tbdesu
i used to lick my ex's bum, it was disgusting even tho she was very clean
fuck this guy!!!!!
>>150794589Did you do it for her pleasure or yours
>>150794615!!
>>150794589You must fit in well with any Indians you meet
>>150794631hers
>>150794928>>150794928>>150794928
get out
What is the homosexuality rate among the f1 grid compared to the general population, and what motorsport has the lowest rate of faggery?
