SERIE A MATCHDAY 3>Saturday, September 13, 202515:00 Cagliari 2-0 Parma18:00 Juventus 2-1 Inter HT20:45 Fiorentina - Napoli>Sunday, September 14, 202512:30 AS Roma - Torino15:00 Atalanta - Lecce15:00 Pisa - Udinese18:00 US Sassuolo - S.S. Lazio20:45 AC Bbilan - Bologna>Monday, September 15, 202518:30 Hellas Verona FC - Cremonese20:45 Como - FC GenoaReminder to skip your meds, the voices are all REAL, respect your sister (even if she is dating a Frenchman), clean your HDMI cables and do not compare your girlfriend to a waffle iron.
negru
>CONCEDING TO LLOYD KELLY
anime
Solid zingaro match!
>Making an early thread
>>150757808Yes.
Curious Assistant spotted
how do you get humiliated in a final and still not figure out you cannot play high level football with current year Mikhitaryan?
Just sub the zingaro off already you fucking gypsy
>poopmeiners
>Zingaro managers>Roach and Kelly goals>Derby D’Italia/seriea/ has fallen
>Douglas Luiz still didn't get to play a single minute
whats with serie a and buying 35+ year old players
>>150757961T-T-They are s-still young!
why is lloyd kelly playing for juventus lmao what the fuck?
>>150757961Is the same principle as zingaros buying German cars with 200 000 or more km
>Printer losing>Genny goes silentHmmmmm
back from fabbrica how are we losing to smelly dirty gobbi,
>>150758009Goal with Bremer offside and Sommer being shut
>>150757961Serie is more tactical not as agresive as other leagues so experience is more valuable than physical performance.
>>150758000so very stupid
chivu the subs...per favore
Acerbi looks like a begging hobo on the refcam kek
why is that foul lol
REFBALLL
please put O’Panda on
The more time passes the more these teams get exposedIncredibly clueless playing by both teams
wtf is Marelli on about, they've never sanctioned a shirt pull 50 metres away from the ball, it's how defenders have always bullied the opponent into submission.
>>150758114Inter is a McLaren with a shit driver at the wheelJuventus is a Williams with a shit driver at the wheel, one can be fixed with a decent driver the other is bound to become irrelevant
>>150758019so instead of getting young players who can contest europe you gonna get some geriatric niggas like modric or de bruyne who have one or two seasons left
DOPIETTA DOPIETTA DOPIETTA DOPIETTA DI CALAHNOGLOU
are you kidding me ffs
>conceding twice to the Turk Congrats Tudor you fucking gypsy
CALHAAA
can lautardo do something pls
goal of the season so far
dude just let the blooter roach free to shoot every 5 minutes
>another saveable shot
>>150758144Yesterday Inter was an aging squad in urgent need of youth to shake up the roster and get the group playing football without getting gassed after half a season, today they are a top team thats simply missmanaged.Which one is it.
that's a great goal
What is this game lol
>>150758194hes subbed off
O PADRE MIO CHE GOL AI CHE BELISSIMA INNIT BRUV
>>150758207They've always been a great team, a shady 5-0 loss won't change that
ZINGARO DI MERDA THE FUCKING SUBS COME ON
>>150758222damn my stream was behind by like 5 minutes
>>150758217Il Derbi delle Roach
stop showing the ugly fat sfinterista lmao, is there no qt in the crowd?
>>150758232A 5-0 loss on a CL final against a club that never won a CL in their lives with more choking episodes than international trophies.With the manager subbing half the team off after half time because he didnt want the embarrassment to continue.Scored on by an academy player that hadnt played a single game before that final.
gypsy off negru on perfavore
kek locatelli
...the subs...
Please sfinter score another 10 goals so we can fire this fucking bald zingaro
Lil Zingaro is up
Zingarinho :)
You now remember Juventus legend Negrottaglie
starting to look like a bbilan squad
wait ((they)) bought both Openda and David???
>AdzicFUCKING REALLYWE ARE DOING NOTHING UPFRONT AND ALL YOU DO IS BRING THE POOR KIDDO INYOU FUCKING RETARD
Keeping track who is who between Muttuidi, Cabal and Openda challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
The lack of Cambiaso has killed Jj today!
LMAO
>>150758232now we are great team lmao, the reality is somewhere in the middle. We're not the shitters you were talking about until yesterday, but we're not a great team either.
>make shit subs>concedeCongratulations to Tudor
TIKUSSS
he drove to turin
THURAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Chivu looks like one of the good ones desu
good win inter struggled a bit against hellas verona but ultimately they got what they wanted......WAIT A MINUTE WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY WERE PLAYING AGAINST CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SIDE AND TITLE CONTENDERS JJ??
>>150758393Mo you need to be good at coaching to outsmart Tudor
kalulu *skull* *skull* *skull*
APOLOGISE TO CALHA RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>150758398Coaching? I was talking about rom
call the idf call the mossad
Who could have imagined that 'Let's not mark the 6ft 4 striker from corners' would be a bad tactic?!
>take lautaro and barella out >win
seriously did muttuidi bleach his face
Kek just saw a very bad edit of Tudor's head on Sudowoodo's body
DRugz should be starting over Gatti
Mo what's a Sudowoodo
>Openda
Sucic looks like a pale Albanian
ITS A THURAM-OFF
>Ciasponi
CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BEST THURAM
*cooks*
>I stayed home to watch two retarded teams play like shit
My name is Mcdonald Miller -Sucic
What's with these absolute meme Juve Inter?
great game
>mcflurry comes off>jj instantly scoresname a more fraudulent player than that fat fuck
>>150758518Douglas Luiz
>>150758518Locatelli
>serieass keepers
Adzic looks talented, why did Motta hate him again?
Adzic spent time in the gym over the summer, blud got hench
I wonder how many goals Bastoni has cost his teams in his career, it has to be at least 20% of the goals conceded overall.
>brothers play a derby against each other and both scoreJust like in my Chinese cartoons.
Jj would be winning 3-1 if they just had someone relatively close to Roachacoglu after corners
This game is on Tudor, drawing/ losing at home against this sorry ass team and playing like absolute garbage should get you fired but nooooooooo le DNA or somethingFuck this team, fuck zingari and most importantly fuck Comolli
Someone screencap Tudor screaming at the Jj player (couldn't see who)
wasnt there a new messi playing for juventus? what was his name again? conce smth?
>>150758582whats their combined iq?
>>150758603It was zingarinho
>>150758617>tf>tpDo you really want to know
kek what hjappened i was in sauna
>le ebin derby goleademore damage done to calcio than piracy ever could
>>150758553he can't defend to save his life, he has excellent technique and vision but a defender must DEFEND
I hate Openda so much
PRINTER LMAO
>one brother doing it with the right arm, the other with the leftKino
IT WILL COUNT another saveable shot
oh my
holy fuck montenegrubroz
KINO
pls be foul in buildup
bloot
CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOLY
Was it a foul by Thuram??
Yann Zoomer
sommer and digregorio to blame for all 4 goals that werent thurams
Zingarinho is my new favorite, I dropped Locatelli
>>150758729doesnt look like it
>sommerdJesus Christ
AZZZZZ
>gets 2 hands to it >bounces straight off uncooked pasta wrists
sommer out pls. manlets are done.
But /seriea/ told me it was marmot leaguelmaooooIsrael always wins
Adios printer
refball in progress
I see the bribes have changed colour
>put on the game>juventus comes backI think I jinxed it Interbros.
>>150758776>believing in judentus fags bullshitngmi
Wtf, I love Zingaro's now!?!?!!?!??!?!
>>150758788Were you watching Venezuela vs Colombia the other day maybe that explains a thing or two
>>150758776If Israel always wins why didn't Bibi help >us win the scudetto last season huh
bonny was fouledalso funny rube home against inter is instantly whne the season starts after a new coach.
that’s what happens when you still play by limone tactics
CHIVU OUT
grim
I kneel
This game should’ve ended in a drawBut ((((they)))) won’t let the rest of the teams benefit from their favorites each dropping two points this early Calciopoli 2.0 can’t come sooner
>>150758809a mí no me eches la culpa de la falta de webos en el Inter.
American viewership of serie ass rising as we speak
>>150758813Bibi is too busy being the 21th century Churchill, please understand
>>150758836Limone tactics are what carried this mediocre team close to the stars
KILL VLAHOVIC BEHEAD VLAHOVIC INSHALLAH
JUVEEESTORIA DI UN GRANDE AMOOOREEE
>>150758867limone was so underrated imho
so how much more is jewe paying Gravina for him to drop Sfinter's protection racket?
>>150758867That’s a weird way of spelling marmotta and refs
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVE STOOOOOOOOOOOORIA DI UN GRANDE AMOOOOOOOOOOOOREIL BIANCO CHE ABBRACCIA IL NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERO
>>150758867>>1507588892 retards here
Post TYBN (Thank You Based Netanyahu)
>>150758889They will realize it this year and I'll be here for it, their downfall is going to be glorious.I would've done anything to have him replace Tudor this summer but >our board is sticking with muh DNA soooolooo
based win but this game really did expose the comollata in the mercato. I can’t even blame Tumor too much because he’s playing the most lo-fi football ever because he got handed a team without fullbacks
I felt like Kelly and Adzic were gonna score, and they fucking did
>>150758824>Muh precious black bull was fouledCry more faggot
3 games, 3 wins.
>>150758889or they could have hired a normal coach no?anywayBLOOOOOOOTER
If Juventus gets calls like the one in the last goal I think they’re invincible
How many slips is the inter romanian coach allowed to do before getting sacked?
we can say that the match was thuram-esquetudor's tictocs gave me flashbacks of allegroball at some points, I'll have to medicate myself to be able to sleep tonightI'm going to leave the thread now to seething sfinteristi so they can explain how juve ruba
>>150758998About tree fiddy
>>150758932Comolli has his faults for not bringing anyone in the midfield but the three goals scored by Inter are entirely on Tudor.Parking the bus - and badly too - against a team that can score that easily from outside the box fucked us badly. And in any case, if you really just want to park the bus why play Zingaro and not Openda who's better on counters? This match just exposed him as of the worst coaches in Serie A
onana>summer
>>150758998its not on him imo. inter gave up same type of gols last year in big matches. hes not been backed in the mercato either
Juventus 4 : 3 Inter>xG: 0.79 - 1.07>xThreat: 0.94 - 2.28
>>150759029If it were the other way around half of the thread would be crying marmot league
>>150759048>xShitI can't think of a more useless statistic
Eat penis interistas
>>150758998this is probably the only way he could have lost today without making his position much worseyou can just chalk it off to bad luck, Sommer shitting the bed, etcInter played pretty well
-54m until you can watch the winner of the Rinus Michels Coach of the Month in action.
>>150759111>Inter played pretty wellThey barely created any real chances from open play. You can't keep on relying on out of the box blooters.
Business idea: Tudor OUT, hire Limone and make him the highest paid coach in the world
>>150759158
Poorfagbait: the match
regardless of the fact they stole it or not the ref is a massive checca, if you bring the whistle to your mouth you blow it or don't bring it at all. Not the first shit ref I've seen doing it.
Based lifelong gobbo
Now that relegation fodder has played, it's time for the Main Event
I don’t blame Sommer for the first one desu, it was saveable but not an unbelievable error. The second one is awful. I feel the team is like a tribute act from last season and it’ll only get worse.
>sub Locatelli off against Parma>score twice and win >sub Locatelli off against Genoa>score and win>sub Locatelli off against Inter>score twice and win
>>150759026The Calha blooters were unfortunate miracle gols but by the same token Inter are deadly on the counter too and you’d be putting the traffic cone-tier defenders in more difficult situations. I would have yanked Vlahovic earlier when >we were ahead though yeah. Tudorismo isn’t great but to his credit the team does look better than when he took over last season when Venezia and the like were getting Sarriball counters off against >us.
>>150759213Are people blaming Sommer for the kelly gole? That was perfectly placed and unreachable tbqhThe others though, if he wasn't such a limp-wristed manlet he would've gotten them.
>>150759213Sommer has more faults on the first goal and on the 2nd one. The roach's shot was pretty weak whereas the zingaro's one was strong
Højlund bro’s our capocannoniere arc begins nowTime to get comfy
Beukema!
Just got off work and missed the match, it was kino wasn’t it? Also inter merda
the last gol was the most damning on sommer. went through both hands
Zingaro was bad, but Koopmeiners and mainly MOTHERFUCKING MERDATELLI were worse, start Adzic over that shitter and Thuram will not have to play alone in the midfield anymore
Time for a Scotty and Rasmus masterclass lads!
>ruBentus head coach Igor Tudor will look to mirror his Inter counterpart Cristian Chivu in his formation in Saturday’s Derby d’Italia clash between the two sides.imagine being a cuck and changing your style cos you dont have a strong enough one of your own.
>>150759271umm lucca sissies?!
IMAGINE being a printer fan
>>150759284manlet genocide when?
>>150759285All midfielders will look bad, Thuram didn't look great either, when there is little organization. The spaces get too big. And that's why Hakan was free to blooter is so often.Sure Teun wasn't very gud, but the setup wasn't helping anyone.
even Meret wouldn't have let the roach and the zingaro shots go in
>>150759271>those agesWhat is this, the retirement league?
>>150759293So what you're saying is that sfinter lost against a shit team? Wow
>>150759318jej. i wonder if martinez will start to get worked in more
>>150759089it summarizes in a single number a little information that was obvious if you watched the game: Inter played more in Juve's half than viceversa, and neither team really got many good chancesthe goals came from really difficult positions and goalkeeping was mehstats aren't meant to say who "deserved" to win that's lowbrow, borderline retarded interpretation
What were they laughing about
Beaver-teeth>>150759410The lack of tictocs of both coaches
I didn’t hate Poopmeiners today desu, closed down a lot of counters
>Sommerd with the 3.6
>>150759048I don't know what xThreat is or does, sorry.
Chivu isn't eating the panettone, you could see all the senators already acting pissy when they got subbed off despite the fact they should have all been torpedoed after the 5-0.
Do you guys think Lazio will ever play Mussolini? I want to see that so bad. Dux Mea Lux....
>>150759326Yeah, the team looked very lost at times, Koopmeiners always needs to run a ton and in the second half he was clearly tired as hell, still a lot to improve but there's something. Without Bremer there would have definitely been more goals conceded, in the end sitting back a lot worked but there's some work to do because for a 20-30 minute stretch it was painful.I'll say that Adzic more playtime though, he's still young but he got a bag of talent, happy that he finally got his chance to shine.
>>150759374>So what you're saying is that sfinter lost against a shit team? Wowtudor'd your ass
>>150759487Adzic is more useful than Poopmeister, at least he runs
>>150759520What? Despite getting subbed he's in the top 5 of most distance covered
CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOO
>sculated 2 points against Genoa >sculated 2 points against Interdoes he actually have a bigger ass?
Inter has two losses in three games, the last time they won the Scudetto they had two losses all season.
>>150759545Maybe by walking, yeah. He's too slow to be really useful up front.
inters shit defending is all simone btw. when that improves ill be happy.
>>150759566Tf, of all the things you can criticize him for, and there are many, it's not the effort he puts into his running kekDo you have Mastro Lindo in your eyes from cleaning toilets all day or something?
sfinter got raped. Again.
>>150759567You mean the same Inzaghi that turned a 33yo Acerbi who's done fuck all his entire career into a solid defender? The same Inzaghi that fooled the entire world into thinking Bastoni is a top 3 CB despite him having no clue on how to mark opponents?
is juventus a scudetto contender?
>>150759670Yes until bremers knees explode
>>150759670Not with Tudor, no
>>150758335time to stick to petanque anon
We are up.https://x.com/Azpitarte/status/1966923627364032601
>>150759707All according to the plan
Attention because a sfinterist player went down, surely it's not a simulation and the goal is about to be disallowed
>>150759655sanser made acerbus gud. simone had zero defending always. it was 3-0 in the first 30 min usually.defending a lead was always a goal for opponents with simonus
Petank mentioned https://youtu.be/FjtPiFp3lZE
>>150759670if he continues caghing under like today, no
>>150759745I genuinely don't understand what you're trying to say here
>>150759622It's not my fault your favorite is a useless shitter
Brace for Calhanoglu, screams of joy heard from the apartment where his wife is staying
my Petank
>>150759670with this culo yes, but ultimately I don't think they can keep up with Milan in that department.
>>150759765he implied simone made defence gud when his style lived of attacking and goals
PIOLI VERSUS CONTEMOIST KEAN VERSUS RASMUS HØJLUNDMANDRAGORA VERSUS MCTOMINAYFAGIOLI VERSUS DE BRUYNE GET READY TO RUUUUUUUMBLE
Vasilije Adzic 4-3 it's over
tuning in to watch my boy højlingzif KDB cant unlock him nobody can>>150759290they were supposedly mates in manchester
>>150759793W-Why are you referring to yourself in third person
why is he so red?
>>150759843o sole o mare
Igor Tudor on Inter dominating the game with more possession and passes:"It's good to have them, but I would rather have the win."
>>150759793You're unironically retarded mate, one thing doesn't have to exclude the other. Inzaghi's team was solid all around especially considering that most of the players were either finished or bound to when they joined Inter. The reality is that age just caught up with most of them.Barella is now your worst midfielder and I am not joking, Acerbi is cooked and Bastoni is getting exposed for the overrated defender (that's not to say he's a bad player because I kinda rate him) he is. This team had no right to be this close to winning the triplete yet Inzaghi almost did it.
>swap vanja out because he hadn't started the first 2 >starts now conte fdp
>>150759715
foraza piolireminder if you are a balding then shave it off and go the gym. not get a influencer hair transplant like a phaggot
Spinazzola Is still playing?
>buckbroken so hard he's started watching Pioli and talking about hair loss
/vex/ theory: flags with only 2 colours/shades on it have a 40% higher chance of having retarded posters
offside
bruh
Where is blud going :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL:
I still haven't metabolized that someone of the caliber of Of Brown is playing for fucking Vesuvio
where belgio
>>150759980Blud is posing like the Bundesliga logo :schädel:
>jumps infront your tackle and nowhere near touching the ball>era
>>150759991doing dr*gs after a mandatory therapy session with his mother
>>150759920Meret got injured apparently
>>150759991>a zingaro scored the winning goalCheck the Antwerpen obituary, he might've coomed too hard and died
that looked offside tho
Vasilije Adžić is the youngest foreign player to score for Juventus against Inter in Serie A history: 19 years and 124 days old. Decisive.
>>150760008>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT SMASH THE LEGS OF OTHER PLAYERS IN MY BOX?!
>>150760053jumped infront when comuzzo was going for ball. dirty negrus always cheating
>>150760028>injury prone keepers utter woke shite
>that offside reconstruction yeah nah he was nowhere near that far
This is a very Allegrian game so far
>>150760067How's that cheating lol? Maybe Comuzzo should wake up and not let a player get the ball
Respect to Merda and all Merda Supporters..Today was fun…Both clubs put on a show for the entire world, showed what Italian football was all about and Juventus just happened to win….FORZA JUVENTUS!
Fun fact: Luciano Valente is in face a Lazio lifelong
>>150760127you are what's wrong with homosexuals
>>150760171Adamo Luciano bros...
mo we act like he's a 'nomeno
BANG BANG BANG CAPOCANNONIERE HERE WE GO
the absolute state of manure
Honest question how cursed is man utd
RASMUS HAR EN KÆMPE PIK
>instantly unlockedI knew it
unironically is the money worth ruining your career over by going to the eplel?
i want to see offside lines
Consider for a second how ass Pioli is
>>150760230score after gift era. lukaku tier weakmind can only score when winning
why is this napoli team so aryankevin = aryanhojlund = aryanmctominay = aryan
>>150760290Manchester refugee center
>>150760242yes when you can just go rehab your career in another league
didn't they change the rules so that if a pass bounces off the ref the ball goes to the player's team that would have gotten to the pass?
I will not tolerate Pioli slander in MY /seriea/
Ive seen enough., United recall hojlund NOW
HØJLINGZ :)
not a fan of the player retarded faces popping up on the screen after they scored tbqh
>>150760290aryan implies an attractiveness to them
>De Gay
Hojlund literally looks like a man who has tasted life for the first time in yearsMan Utd must be an actual nightmare to work at, holy shit
>>150760377Now that's a very gay thing to say
that ball from KDB was sexy as fuck
Lads, I was told that De Brown was washed?
yeah fuck It I'm a Vesuvio life long this season, big fan of the England - Terronia axis.
>>150760437just another pl shitter thats a superstar in serieass
>>150760403Released from /mug/ depression prison and into the beautiful sunshine of Naples with Conte, McTom and KdB with lots of pizza.
Napoli shirt is ridiculously good looking
>>150760403United is a travesty of a club and needs to be folded for its effect on players
certified serie ass giganomeno lukaku 2.0
Is Fiorentina a banter club?
>>150760462Armani’s last masterpiece before he passed
>>150760505they are THE banter club
>>150760505bbioli is a banter coach
>>150760505Them and bbilan
>>150760462it's a shirt of health, I've got a dozen of those.
How long until Fiorentina kick out Pioli like the arabs did
best thing of Viola matches is the cursing that can be heard from behind the benches lol
>>150760505judging by this game yes.
I just remembered Nicolò Fagioli is a Fiocretina player
viola players cant even control the ball from passes. just like womnes euros kek
>they sacked Palladino for this
>>150760727he's also back to betting heavily but you won't hear that for a while.
>>150760815Didn't he resign?
Moist managing to do something, anything in this game is a testament to his talent
>>150760769Pretty bad rain doesnt help
only player alive from viola is keanu
>>150760901Yeah but he's basically been forced out by Prade
>Printer crisi in September I’m not used to this feelingNormally it’s near December
>>150760955Does Prade have any friendly links with Mr. Riso?
Blud on the right thinking about eating pusy
foul on gosens not called.
Why does finnbro care about Napoli so much? Doesn't he realize he's currently -6 on just the 3rd matchday
>>150761233small thefts pave the way for a big steal
THE SWORD OF ALLAH
wasn't Partey a rapist?
>>150761297Yes, but he was a black man in England so he got away with it whilst the police was rounding up 60+yo white pensioners.
>>150761274More curve on that shot than the women posted by Serbbro (Valente assist btw)
>Raspadori>Ruggeri>Molina>Gonzalez >Mussothat Patetico squad list really sounds like a fever dream
>>150761261the name of my new short story about Chivu and the missing copper pipes
>>150761361Very nice
unfulfilling copulation with the Bertolotto fake blonde
>huijsen was considered a giganomeno in serie ass>hojlund immediately becomes a giganomeno again the second he returns to serie ass>reijnders was considered a giganomeno in serie ass
>>150761361Reminds me of an El Shaarawy gole against Jj
Anguissa broken
Valente is and has been absolutely balling, won't surprise me if he's going to have to choose between playing for the senior Azzurri or Oranje sometime soon.
>>150759917when inter stopped attacking and started defending it was almost always a goal for every opponent.
>>150761680>Oranjethe anti-anti narcotics squad will deny him that
>>150761680isn't he like the Dutch Cristante?
boring game.
viola left sleeping >>150761680has he moved back out wide or stayed central?
Goodmorning - Bokkina is a cheat code
>>150759917chivus defending is more demanding. im giving inter space to grow. going for young players is gud too.
>>150761735No, in terms of skillset on the ball he has everything you need to play as a passing 10, but because he's also somehow ~1,90m and has a good set of lungs on him, he can also play as an 8 in a dominant team to link play.>>150761784RvP sees him purely as a midfielder. But he can play as a hanging left-winger if it's really needed. A bit like Orsolini I suppose, but on the other side.
They better sack Pioli he is ruining a good day of serie ass with exciting games
Nico Gonzalez scored (somehow)
>>150761955so Ndour if he had the brains of a good player
>Elmass back at Vesuviowut
Marka Pjaca scored.
>merdinkovicOne of the most unexplainably overrated gk ever >muh feet
kind of a shit matchbasically a full half of pure accademia
My Full Half Of Pure Hero Academia
The Nutella addict got absolutely BTFO'd again
>>150762405
they paid 30m for Piccoli lmao
>Piccoli
>>150762550everytime you listen to sfintersts you're in danger of losing precious neurons
>>150762550translate you faggot. we don't speak mexican here
knowing I'll have to watch Sticks in the NT while Goodmorning is alive and breathing will eventually drive me insane.
>>150762617>"Yildiz is good enough for this Serie A, whenever he plays against teams like Parma, Empoli or Venezia"
Haha, imagine if someone Charlie Kirk'd Gravina (in Borderlands 4)
>they made a movie about last year Vesuvio's title winexcuse me what?
Absolutely surrealistic to see Pjaca in 2025 kek
>Sampdoria lost againdouble breakfast tomorrowlooking forward to sampDoria soon
>>150762795t. Mexes
Just heard about Nico Gonzalez's cure
>>150762734Scudetti make headlines for those who never win them
>>150762958
>>150762958>anybody want to buy a used BMW, only 250.000km driven
>Aberdeen dead last>Rangers barely above them after losing to Heartswhat happened to the beautiful sport?
>>150763014Sorry he's a Mercedes only gypsy
Honestly, I kneel
Didnt see the game. Was jjuve lucky?
time to rest and prepare mentally for the great humiliation tomorrow
>>150763130Watch the highlights fra
>la Viola with 2 points out of 3 matchesLole
>>150763167Are you crazy, he already has to watch the bbilan ones, that would be too much stuff to process for his gypsy brain
>>150763130Sommerd and Pastoni gifted them 3 goals, it wouldn't have been a scandal had they var'd the winning goal.
No one:Aleksandr Dugin on August 20th 2022:
>>150763192Meant for >>150763153
>>150763084why are albanians so obsessed with m*rcedes? aren't they interested in cars for people who are not utter pieces of shit?feel free to weigh in twinkazzo
>>150763207 Bastoni wasn't involved in any of the goals you poorfag
>>150763270comolli looks evil dildiz has the face of a young scruffy runt called something like Hayden on an adults body the third fella looks like he dresses up as father christmas at the shopping centre in december
>>150763378>comolli looks evilon working days, he disguises himself as the head of the italian trade union (CGIL) and sabotages picket lines at factories
For me, it's Atalanta's mystery man
>>150763488The targets list in AC Shadows's DLC be like
>>150763084this was yugoslavia before the war
Saddam Huijsen with Real Madrid:- 8 Matches- 8 Goals Conceded- 2 Reds
>>150763304made the retarded foul on the 3rd goal after Dimerdo mistake you utter midwit>>150763488>La terza Via I would heil Conte ngl
>>150763488Even in space and with its own gravity, Simeone is disgusted by the surroundings
>>150763573Code Talker, blurred, in the background on the left
Has anybody checked on Bonny Village yet? By the way he looked, I think he died after that 4th goal...
>>150763964Magical evening for us Kellykings
>>150763964KINO
ffmpeg -y -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 9.640 -t 23.220 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 1.37M -an -pass 1 -f webm /dev/null && ffmpeg -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 9.640 -t 23.220 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 1.37M -an -pass 2 Kelly\ 1-0.webm && ffmpeg -y -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 32.880 -t 23.380 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 1.36M -an -pass 1 -f webm /dev/null && ffmpeg -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 32.880 -t 23.380 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 1.36M -an -pass 2 Hakan\ 1-1.webm && ffmpeg -y -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 56.280 -t 14.780 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 2.15M -an -pass 1 -f webm /dev/null && ffmpeg -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 56.280 -t 14.780 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 2.15M -an -pass 2 Yildiz\ 2-1.webm && ffmpeg -y -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 01:14.160 -t 22.660 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 1.4M -an -pass 1 -f webm /dev/null && ffmpeg -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 01:14.160 -t 22.660 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 1.4M -an -pass 2 Hakan\ 2-2.webm && ffmpeg -y -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 01:34.860 -t 10.500 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 3M -an -pass 1 -f webm /dev/null && ffmpeg -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 01:34.860 -t 10.500 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 3M -an -pass 2 Thuram\ 2-3.webm && ffmpeg -y -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 01:45.420 -t 15.280 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 2M -an -pass 1 -f webm /dev/null && ffmpeg -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 01:45.420 -t 15.280 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 2M -an -pass 2 Thuram\ 3-3.webm && ffmpeg -y -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 02:01.040 -t 20.600 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 1.5M -an -pass 1 -f webm /dev/null && ffmpeg -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 02:01.040 -t 20.600 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 1.5M -an -pass 2 Adzic\ 4-3.webm
>>150763964>>150764028>>150764112>>150764138it's just so sad that there wasn't a fifth
Oh fugg, don't know how the ffmpeg command ended up there. Ignore that
>>150764138This is such an insane fucking goal, shooting from so far alone takes balls
>>150764112i could have done more than zielinski there. grim
>>150764510Heel size?
>Nico Gonzalez scoredSee he's a good player, Atleti should buy him :)
>>150764904Nico “El Remisión” Gonzalez.
>>150764740
12 points from 4 games and 9 points from 3 games.Staying faultless? Not for everyone.Sleep tight /seriea/
https://x.com/trenotheo1899/status/1966971815672299945Why is he so short
Is there anything better than eating a dürüm (chicken + spicy) after aftr leaving a home party?
Traditional Swiss dish that
To the surprise of no one; twinkazzo eats chicken on his durum
Jj legends Lilian, Khephren and Marcus Dürüm
>#Nainggolan: "Derby d'Italia, vince l'#Inter. #Inzaghi? Uno scudetto in quattro anni con quella squadra è troppo poco"Oh no no no
PalmeriChe cammina su sentieri negrazzurriSta cercando servizi sinceriOltre i muri di questa Serie APalmeriCamminando su sentieri negrazzurriSul diario segreto scrivevi"Quella bestia non è il mio AVAR"
>Twinkatto at a home partyThe Germano meme is real
I'd like to express my special thanks to the staff at Rozzano Hospital for allowing Mr Moratti to leave intensive care to enjoy last night's match, plus the complimentary round of wiretapping
Thuramisù
Chicken dürüm is just better (in taste but also because of the proteins).Also hopefully Milan will win tomorrow (today). It will be hard without leao
>>150758533>>150758582>>150758709>>150759196>>150759410>>150763573>>150764082>>150764112>>150768361>>150768420The Thuram clan rules calcio, and there's nothing we can do to stop them and their sovl
Found it kek
Chicken dürüm and Mert Müldür walk into Twinkazzo's hello kitchen...
Reminder
>>150768659it was her fault for asking where all that cardboard came from
>>150760052>concede a goal to an U20 player>take a 5th goal from an U20 player in a finalMaybe this is Inter's call to get a real keeper and not an old midget, real defenders instead of Pastoni and 64 year old Acerbi and to maybe change the 3-5-2 a bit if they cant field more than one and a half good strikers.
Seriously though, why did Marcus not celebrate his gole lmfao
>>150768815He knew
>>150764904The only thing he's good at besides getting injured and running around like a retarded caveman is headers, no wonder, his caveman forehead allows him to do that.
>>150768815Lilian threatened him with the belt
>>150768796Young players (the good ones) cost an arm and a leg, the owners at Oaktree can't be arsed to put their own money into feeding Ausilio and Marotta's magic circle.In fact, knowing the speculative mentality of American investment funds like this one, I think they are gnashing their teeth at still having to keep this deficit-making factory in their portfolio and not having been able to offload some other decrepit club "legend" in the last transfer window.
>>150768955>Young players (the good ones) cost an arm and a legYesterday I added up how much money Jj has made from selling baby fenomeno's since the NextGen thing was set up. Sure some of them like Huijsen and Soule could have stayed, but it's a goldmine of an operation for basically free plusvalenza.
>>150768955There's an entire continent worth of young players on the other hemisphere of the planet where the only expensive ones are the Brazilians that score 2 blooters in a season and already get called a "future legend of the game" by British pundits who watch 3 football games a year, they have an academy, they have all those Italian kids forced to play in Serie C because their own clubs wont give them minutes over a 28 year old Zingaro or a washed EPLel player and you are telling me amongst the HUNDREDS of these options you cant dedicate one season to bringing some of these players in and trying stuff out? Its not like Inter is Sampodria tier this year, they are shit, but not shit enough to risk missing out on CL football and not good enough to aspire to win anything besides a Coppa Italia or a far shot at the Scudetto.
Renault Kangoo...
>>150769082Imagine the passport printing for these players when Inter signs them
>>150769082What you're saying is all true, but historically Inter has never been a club that let young players take their time to flourish, even when it was (those six months in the early 2000s when Moratti's bipolarism focused on investments in young talents such as Pirlo, Robbie Keane and Gresko), the ownership did not keep the act together and stick with the new self imposed policy consistently.The youth sector is the only mildly good thing that remains, but even that is suffering from downsizing due to the club's unsustainable debt (Roberto Samaden's departure being a clear symptom of that). However, the biggest obstacle for a young player coming out of Inter's academy will always be the same: the chauvinistic attitude of the Nerazzurri press (Gazzetta and similar publications), which will continue to rotten talent through utter delusion.>they are shit, but not shit enough to risk missing out on CL football Hmm, I wouldn't put my finger on that jej
Ynr Casadei
Vincent Cassadei
Absolute cinema
>>150769385Its still a stupid idea to just pretend you dont have issues with your squad and thinking that just signing 1 near-retirement age top player, 3 literal whos and 1 kid that will eat the bench for breakfast, lunch and dinner is a good enough mercato for every window, every season and that you dont need long term replacements for anything, or a project, specially when your budget is 3 liras and whatever pocket change Marmotta had that day.
>>150769545Igot spotted at the end.
with lucman this one you won it
>>150769586In a world where tax rules do count for something, a club like Inter would have been dissolved the moment it was discovered that its bank guarantee from the Cayman Islands to register for the league was toilet paper and 30% of the company's capital was held by front companies linked to organised crime in the country. So the coelenterates inhabiting that place had better be content with the manna that comes their way.
>>150769779So what's the plan for Inter in the short-medium term? Just hoping to find more bargains like Sucic and refreshing the soon-to-be-agents-page on transfermarkt?Mkhi, Hakan, Akanji, Acerbi, Sommer, Zielinski, Darmian and De Vrij are all 30+ and will need replacing sooner rather than later. Especially since CL seems to be pretty vital for them.
>>150769922Political scheming, lobbying, mainstream sports media pressure, asphyxiating receivership of the referee association, the usual playbook you know.On the sporting side, a small remake of pic related: your Kuzmanovic's, your Schelotto's, your Rolando's handpicked from the bargain bin, hoping that with a little help from the referees they can finish in the top four and scrape by with the TV money.If things go south over the years, it will be a merger with Milan. But at least in that case, the upside will be that they can make the trophy table available for something substantial.
>>150770649Btw, fun fact about Thohir:He's currently minister for sport/head of the Indonesian FA/Olympic Committee that put appointed Kluivert as NT manager and put the plan in motion to naturalize all the Dutch players that would never make it into Oranje.As to the thing you're saying, will be interesting to see how it pans out. Nabule and Jj are looking good so far, and I don't see Italy getting a 5th CL spot again so a LOT of teams will be fighting for those other 2 spots.
Today I got emotional. I made a mistake.. I should not have called out Juventus legend Igor Tudor..He made a mistake with the substitutions and not doing it first ..It’s clear he built a Fino ALLA Fine culture.I apologize .FORZA JUVENTUS!
on EVERYONE soul we should apologize to tudor none of the goals was his fault + made great substitutions
Fino Allah Fine
CCCP Napoli
Kooplikesminors
>lunch match against turdinoWhat an abomination.Apparently Gasperini can't win against Baroni
*grabs you*
>>150781159Oh come on now it's fucking Turdino
Good morning!>Antonio Conte has earned 550 points in 244 appearances as a manager in SerieA: considering three points for a win always, the Napoli manager is the one who took the fewest games to reach this milestone. Recordman.But cardinale, furlanZ and ibra thought he was not good enough lmaoo clowns :○)
>>150781309Reminder that he was close to accepting Milan before Elkann threatened to kill his family
>>150781336meds
>>150781336Arnault will buy Milan and bring Conte and Mbappe
3-2 for Inter, I’m turning off the TV, what the hell could happen in 10 minutes… huge congrats to Inter
The new ref cam is already delivering
>>150781286>two losses against Baroni at Lecce>one draw and one win at Verona>one loss and one draw at LazioIt's over
>>150781517>vlahovic in the backNow I understand what germanon meant
>>150781517>>150781571the n fatigue
>Serie A announced two days ago that from Matchday 3 onwards they will be streaming all games on youtube in certain countries. Yesterday they showed the 1st half of Cagliari-Parma, then stopped it, then deleted the stream and then deleted all the announcement posts.
AS ROMA (3-4-2-1): Svilar; Hermoso, Mancini, N'Dicka; Wesley, Cristante (C), Koné, Angeliño; Soulé, El Aynaoui; Dybala>Dybala false 9I think I'm going back home
>>150781623Probably realized anyone could just vpn to those country’s and watch for free on YouTube instead of paying 9999€ to DAZN or Sky
>>150781708wtf is this lineup
>>150781868Ignore this its from cazetta so ofc it was wrong
Yesterday's match wouldn't count as a loss with a decent goalkeeper instead of Sommer. With any GK, literally any GK from Serie A it would've been a 3-0 for Inter.Facts.
Barco Maroni
Is Gasperini turning N’Dicka into a center forward kek
I got that sommer time, sommer time sadnessI got that sommer time, sommer time sadnessSo-so-so sommer time, so-so-so sommer timeSommer time sadnessss
>>150782229/tv/ idea: The Life and Times of Willie Gnonto
>>150769922>So what’s the planIDENTIFY Scottish Premiership talents, SCOUT Scottish Premiership talents, BUY Scottish Premiership talents No seriously, do you think we as fans are stupid? Well maybe some of us are but for me the writing has been on the wall for some time. The Gonde/Limone days are over and we’re going to see a natural slump. How bad that slump will be? Who knows personally I don’t think it’ll be as catastrophic as Bbilan’s or the Strama-Mazzarri days but I also don’t think >we’ll be winning titles or reaching the latter stages of Europe for a while. That’s what made May even more painful because I felt this coming a way off.
To be fair to Sommer, if he saw those shots coming they would've been saved, but it's not all that easy to see a shot coming when it's from like 30 meters out (especially the one from Adzic that came from nowhere)
Bingo bongo ancora Wilfried Gnonto, piccolo negro stronzo (I sometimes sing this to myself I am going insane)
>>150782344Zoff tried with the same excuse against the Netherlands in 1978 and people didn't really believe him. Sommer is going to get so much shit for this he'll end up disavowing neutrality kek
ZZZzzz
SIMEONE
if Messi did that you'd never hear the end
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