1-0 (Foden 18')
fuck anime
FUCK MUG
finna /mug/
PL refs are making me scousophobic and mancuphobic
broke the fence, by the way.
>>150787531Poo-nandez
FUCK CHILE
Anime
haaland goal looms...
>>150787531>Cunha injured>Good opportunity to bring Bruno back to his original position>Doubles down on CM Bruno>His defensive mistake cost you a goalRinse and repeat.
Sex with flat anime girls
rodri and reijnders stinker
how many today?
>>150787584based
mbeumo is so fat and lazy kek
>>150787574mars volta..
sheshksho is shite
>>150787595im thinking a big, fat, nil
>>150787585last digit decides how many göls
what's for dinner tonight bros
Absolutely pissing it down here in Coventry at the moment
What are you eating while watching the game?For me, its buenos
where is he?
>>150787617Pasta-bake
With this 7, Man United will win the game
Haaland hatty incoming >>150787584Based
>>150787094
>>150787595For me, it's
>>150787574what race is that
>>150787574What phenotype is this?
>>150787623oh yeah?
>>150787633>english """""""""culture""""""""""
>>150787605>mariachi slipknot
>>150787628chileANO POV
Who the fuck is O'Reilly?
>>150787572
>>150787628Ordered a small KFC->chileanoDon't you get any idea in getting the thread buked just because I said "small".
>>150787648uhh... bros???
[Opta Joe] 4 - Liverpool are the first side in Premier League history to win four consecutive games thanks to winning goals scored in the final 10 minutes or later. Soul.shocked fergies united never managed this
>>150787617got some minced pork, rice, green beans, katsu curry sauce ready to be microwaved from cooking it a couple of days ago
>>150787617got 4 of these and 12 bottles of stella comfy sunday evening
>>150787648what the hell bro
>>150787617I was going to do a Sunday roast, but I can't be arsed now. Mac and Cheese for me, but it's a posh one so I'm happy enough with that.
>>150787617was going to make an bolognese but its too late to kick that off so just a few minute steaks and new potatoes
>>150787628street food
>>150787648
>>150787648someone post the man city fan
>>150787647scouser
>>150787663Me, la.
fucking retarded burrito hair
>>150787628just had some meatballs with peas and corn, trying to avoid sugar because I'm a fat fuck
>>150787617Gonna have some lovely sports discussion on /sp/ with a side order of fuck off back to /brit/ you cunt
>>150787648ill take one for the team
>>150787677not a frozen ready meal i hope anon
>>150787635maybe next time
Just won the Champions League with Hearts on FM24. What have you achieved today?
>>150787705That time of the month?
>>150787623
>>150787725made a french onion soup which was bloody delicious
>>150787648>moortuguese
>>150787725try and do it with someone from the irish leagueits next level
>>150787716Nah, it's an M&S ready made one, my gf bought it for me :3
>>150787574
what is yanited's strategy? limp passes to the edge of the box to bait a penalty?
>>150787725>What have you achieved today?I beat the crystal laser fuck in Hollow Knight
Ukbros, what’s written there?
>>150787725ate a piece of cold pizza for breakfast
This is just a /mug/ waiting room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GzXSG3O3TQflying pig just turned on amorim, he wants him out
>>150787752just as bad, cook yourself or make your gf do it
>>150787617>>>/int/214866048
>>150787759Strategy?
impending /mug/
United are so shit to watch fucking hell, they're fully a midtable team
>>150787680>dropping half the "food" on the fucking floor
/d2g/ bro who's got game three?
>>150787752should try cook lad they do good ready meals
>>150787742I brought Bohs to the quarter finals once. 5-1 to Valencia on aggregate.
>>150787648Be honest
>>150787769she cute
>>150787773>firing the manager didn't work the last 5 times but let's do it again and see what happens
>>150787783did sooginator get a boob job?
>>150787769kek
>>150787759Reminds me of the last time they were competitive and they did it by just diving all over the place every game.
>>150787802
>>150787764中国名酒chinese meishu (think its an alcohol brand)
>>150787769crazy how much better e-girls look if they just remove the pounds of makeup off their face
>>150787784Stop sending your fucking frauds over here.
Sad state of affairs where you get a hair transplant and still go skinhead. Mazraoui you egg
>>150787807very disappointing lips on both ends
>>150787808>buying new players didn't work the last 5 times but let's do it again and see what happens
>>150787798couldnt get further than the round of 16 either
>>150787776If I can't be arsed to make a Sunday roast, I can't be arsed to make a mac and cheese either. I'm not cooking today, end of story.
>>150787807what did she mean by this
Your halftime plans?
>>150787667Id bet the house on that guy being a peruvian with a VPN to make us look bad
donnaruma is a game changer for city.
>>150787837thisno innie no ring simple as
"Doku is having one of his best games in a Manchester City shirt. His pace and skills are giving an edge all over the field. Super performance so far."Says it all about how good he actually is.
>>150787809nah she's just wearing a tight bra
>>150787854Beer
mathiijs de shigt
>>150787854do my dailies
>>150787839the problem is the moronic upper management and toxic dressing room, not the tactics or bs like that
>>150787854watch cbs pregame show. my shitty jets at 1
low key affair, no atmosphere apart from the minute after the goal - bit of an odd game tbqh
> Husanov doesn’t speak English.> ref
any documentary (not youtube) reccomendations lads need some news ones to watch??
>>150787874the white maguiretheres a reason ajax juve and bayern all got rid of him after a couple years
Anime girls
>>150787884who cares when you're a 2 meter monster who can stop anything in the air
united win this 1-2 btw
I have a deep hatred for Phil Foden because he is the definition of chav. You can picture him blasting music on a public bus.
Utd fans itt, why stick with Amorim?>"The players aren't good enough"Could this argument not apply for every fucking manager? The players aren't "good enough" for Scott Parker or Vitor Pereira either>"Arsenal gave Arteta time and look where they are now!"But what if you're backing the wrong project? Like if the math on a blueprint is bad that building is still going to collapse
>>150787854wash the floor for the first time in idk how many months >>150787900check out the alpha go one lad, it's on youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
Let’s remember that this is the biggest match this league can offer us. The Premier League is dead.
>>150787900https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_lmX_BLjXo
>>150787854go to the balcony and drink beer in the sunlight
>>150787890Manchester is in mourning
>>150787928about what?
>>150787923> The Premier League is dead.grimm
>>150787918agree
>>150787890There's never any atmosphere at City home games unless the away fans are singing, and Amorim's shitball has battered the United fans into silence.
>>15078767312 bottles?? you're gonna be shitting water tomorrow bro
>>150787900abducted in plain sight
halftime baddiedem
Actually think United will get something here, City don't look like they used to
halftime
>>150787936charlie
Fergie used to play his local academy lads for this derby
wonder if elchile has all those without clothes but posts the clothed version>>150787919sexo
>>150787900Have heard of a gentlemen called Adam Curtis?
>>150787921Stop doxing me like that
>>150787922is this about the guy with the vibrating anal beads
>>150787900Dear Zachary
Like most boys, the memory of going to my first match is stamped on my brain. Dad was a Notts County fan and took me to see them play Crystal Palace at Selhurst Park. This was in the mid nineties, years before smart phones and social media would dilute the experience. That meant you had to live in the moment, take it all in or it was gone in an instant.The Premier League is no longer for the fans that it serves. With each game, my love has ebbed away, like the last drops of water swirling down the plughole. Most fans yearn for the nostalgia of old school football and I’m no different. Four divisions, 3PM kick offs on Saturdays, no VAR. That type of football outshone the EPL. Clubs weren’t viewed as commodities, owned by one person, but rather as community hubs. They were beacons of hope rooted within the local area, entwined in working class values. Time has moved on and football has changed but not always for the better. Clubs have become bigger and now have an even greater international pull, breaking away from their foundations.
Men think moisturising and sunscreen is equivalent to having gay sex
#1 mogs
>>150787961he never recovered from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1bX3F7uTrg>>150787971no it's about AI solving an "unsolvable" game
>>150787936Bez lost his maracas
>>150787986tipping my fedora at light speed
AME AME AME AME
>>150787990On there way to McDonald's
>>150787854Watching thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHoDX1iEr_I&ab_channel=FANREACTIONTV
>>150787574Even his eyebrows have had enough and want to escape
>>150787993Lol I was going to post it :)
>>150787939Not as dead as your fellow countrymen KEK
>>150788025based
>>150787978this is a good shout im gonna download it nowit is depressing? its not about disabled people is it?
>>150787574Average reddit user
>>150788017WHO
>>150787574look what united did to my bro
>>150787900the lad is backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTrqlIDochI
>>150787939Proper ugly cunt this lad. Really punchable.
I'm really sorry for diehard United fans. Imagine enduring this on a weekly basis
>>150788049belly button too bigits like a black hole
>>150787673To last you for one week, right?
>>150787919She looks underaged
>>150787961is the shifty one good?
>>150787769This is unironically her at her hottest
>>1507879902 if I had a gun to my head.>>150788070Aha we are suicidal lad
>>150788068average 20 year old northern woman
>>150788046Good watch if you want an excuse to hate women.
>>150787680Thank you God for not making me Indian
>GEE OH EI TEE>YOU CAN BE THE GREATEST OF ALL TIMECan you, /sp/?
>>150788095mate shes just wiped chads cum off her face after a 6 hour sesh
kek
Mason Mount is injured AGAIN by the fucking way LMAO
>>150788068Absolutely fucking based
>>150787939He ruined his looks.2 years ago he would've been the ultimate femboy, now he looks haggard. Britian claims another soul
We used to be a proper country
>>150788068LANA WOLF big fan
>>150787794i'm rooted for enchantress.
>>150787990They're all a bit disgusting, but I prefer dark haired girls, so 3 is my choice.
>>150788127Her boyfriend is kind of a dicklet desu.
hopefully not a 1-0 slurpereither need manure to get 1 back to they get some cope before city win 2-1 or city just batter them 3 or 4-0(strictly a /mug/ chad dont actually care for city)
>>150788133my wife
Remember when this board used to post half time slags? Now just simps for “e girls”. You are pathetic
>>150788068You English deserve this shit, I have no sympathy
can sesko actually score a goal, hes reaching 007 hojlund here>>150788132kek
how many of you were at the march yesterday
Come on Yanited
Ar Lucy would want Yanited to win
>>150788068corr
>>150788121Don't like it but at least it's not that fucking flame song
>>150788093I stopped after hypernormalisation
Is every Pizza store just run by pakis now.
is slot the baldest manager of all time?theres no stubble and its shiny
>>150788179You reckon she gives Russ some sympathy pussy after Rangers lose or is she so repulsed she fakes a headache or something?
Mbeumo equaliser then Fernandes penalty to win 90+2
>>150788139Russell '10th place' Martin is fucking that
Whats Anarims L W ratio with MU?
>>150788150I'm a /mug/chad but I despise City so part of me wants United to win just for 'WE'RE BACK' posting.
Banana bros, do you remember…?
>>150788205yeh i think ive already seen all the good onesi tried watching the russia one it was ridiculoulsy dense i gave up half way through the first episode
>>150788139Hasnt one a game yet, gets paid millions and gets to go home to that every night. Life aint fair
>>150788167I could date 1 or 3, just too fat and fat girls smell bad, no matter what anyone says.
>>150788227a draw would be nice. keeps both in the 2nd half of the table
Haaland gets absolutely zero service, needs to get the fuck away from this shit club>>150787645So good, I’ll easily pig out and have ten of these if I have them
>Half time interview
>>150788227They'll beat Chelsea I reckon
>>150788225Wait until the end of the game and the statistics table anon will post the updated image.>>150788206If a store is run by Asians (of any kind, from West to South to Central to East to South East) it is 9/10 a money laundering business.
>>150788246*couldn't
>>150788077out of 10
>>150788167Sad that asian women can only get the remotest sense of tits when they’re fat. Even then they look mid
its clear no football manager could save unitedcan anyone do it outside of football? even fictional characters?i think rita repulsa could do it
>>150788046Don't look anything up before you watch it. That's all I'll say.
>>150779625>>150779700reminder
amorim IN
Anyone got any tips on how to fix your diet in regards to weight loss? I workout 4/7 days: do an hour of moderate speed with slight incline on the treadmill followed up with 30 or so minutes of jump rope yet I am not seeing as much progress as I would like and I know why and it's because my diet is complete shit. I can't give up the fucking ice cream and after said workouts I buy some goyslop garbage like taco bell or McDicks
>>150788216>>150788218>>150788239Winner's win ;)
>>150788017that sven shredded those falcon shitters
>>150788167that 180 is salvagablei would bring tears to brosnans eyes by the time i am done with her
I legit don't see any advantage to Analrim's formation. This 3421 thing. I can't see a single reason to play like this. It just seems like the worst of all worlds. Every disadvantage of the various other common formations without any of their advantages. What am I missing here?
>>150787947>abducted in plain sightthis is probably the best dark comedy i've ever seenabsolutely fucking mental
>>150788234Yeah the parody encapsulates his documentaries really well. I did like the mayfair set though
>>150788194My feeling exactly too, actually. Can we be friends? I'll provide beer
>>150788307just budget yourselfdont go over 2000 calories
Kek city customers seething
>>1507879901 and 4
> thinking about suicide again
Just need City to win for my accumulator to come through. £193 from a £3 stake:6foldNewcastleBournemouthSpursdraw between Brentford/ChelseaLiverpoolCityShould I cash out just now for £112? I mean, City aren't going to fuck up from here... a-a-are they?
>>150788315He is dying by his ideas
>>150788077nah, she looks like she's in uni
>>150788262he obviously cant cut it in england but part of me thinks rooney would make a great manger in east asia
>>150788321Yeah okay pal
>>150788217imagine her doing that doing a slow titfuck, haha...
>>150788332dont cash out its free money
>>150788323Newcastle dodged a bullet there.
>>150788315>Back 3 all comfortable on the ball>Wing backs provide all the width, allowing everyone else to be central>Box 4 in midfield with the CMs and 2 10'sThat's the theory but they do precisely none of that, kek
>>150788161it's a couple of mongs deliberately spamming them because they aren't interesting enough to earn the attention their shit childhoods and lives have left them desperately craving
Who are they grieving with the black bands?
>>150788330>I wanna go home
>>150788332giz some of your money
Do you lads think there even is some manager who's dumb enough to accept the manure job at this point?
>>150788326Haha look at his silly haircut
>>150788307Your body is probably shit and inefficient after decades of being a lazy fat shit so your hormones, insulin response, digestion, etc. are shot.
>>150788308I bet you dont even have sex with her you just get her to needlessly play about with your balls from the back
>>150788362iryna kirk
The commentators on Peacock are so much better than the twats on Sky Sports
>>150788274they only grow tits after 40.
Would you date a fujo who wrote yaoi football erotica about managers?
>>150788362Ricky Hatton
>>150788339>>150788356yup>>150788362their club
>>150788356our new deusctvhe purchase already scored a header. Future looking bright
want yanited to suffer but also don't want them to fire Amorim and go for Iraola
>>150788326football fans are braindead
>>150788330British men are fucking slobs, no wonder no one is having kids
>>150787900Oliver Stone's Untold History of the United States
ADAM KINO CURTIShttps://youtu.be/m0NVdTsX3Yc?si=hv4EEne3Fbgv5WqDhttps://youtu.be/m0NVdTsX3Yc?si=hv4EEne3Fbgv5WqDhttps://youtu.be/m0NVdTsX3Yc?si=hv4EEne3Fbgv5WqD
>>150788330can't wait to see this fraud getting sacked, dude was a half season wonder at a farmers league and somehow got the jobpeople talked shit about ten hag, but at least the baldie had real achievements
>>150788378glad to hear it because that's what I've got
>>150788393please god dont let them get iraola. hes actually goodneed someone from italy or spain to come in for him
>>150788332cash out now for £112
>>150788307the exercise (good) is just going to increase your appetite anyway. Just track your shit on an app, then eat less. Boring but it's the truth
>>150788399love a bit of adam curtistrue aesthete
>>150788386Baser Mourhino
>>150788274That's just not true, I've seen plenty of normal weight Asian girls with decent sized knockers, and no they weren't fake ones.
>Haaland defcon
>>150788384
SAR?
this bald guy stinks, how is he on manure?
>>150788396/int/ said reason is women hate short men nowadays and we are the shortest country in europe
We're halfway there, /mug/bros.
gameplan: pass to mpoomo
>>150788332United have had one shot, one on target. City have had four and two on target. United have an xG of 0.03.
>>150788386Pictured there in a Fenerbahce shirt shortly before being sacked (again).
>>150788386based "just got fired from Fenerbahce" wise mentor
>>150788384no
>>150788457Hang yourself
>>150787900have you seen the lobby? aljazeera documentary on jewish influence on UK and US politics
>>150788461>xGCouldn't give less of a shit
anyone see the videos of jose at the airport in turkey after being sacked
>>150788443I'm a 5'8 woman, it's impossible for me to find a bf that's viable. Impossible.I need a man at least 6'2, can't find one, breaks my heart. I went to Holland and I was so happy, miss Europe so much
>>150788283she couldnt even accomplish anything with 2 powerful warriors (goldar and scorpina), 2 distraction pawns and a brand new superstar monster every week made to spec by finstershe'd be a terrible pick
>>150788457Based degenerate, risking your life savings gamblerman
>inb4 save me Maguire in the final minutes I've seen enough, Amorin is another fraud.
>>150788441this is the one thing that could save united
>>150788415they will, and just because he's not a super big name he'll get less time before the fans get on his caseperfect distraction for jim and the glazers though, keeps kicking the can down the road for cheap money
>>150788457EZ money
>>150788486post boipussy
>>150788486>I'm a 5'8 womansure buddy
>city playing longballc'est fini
city been shit
>>150788443>and we are the shortest country in europeNo we're fucking not. I wish we were because I'm 6'4 (195cm) so I'd mog even more of you.
>>150788384I wouldn't date my oshi, no
>>150788486you cant suffer in hollandits wall to wall chads
United are living around city's penalty area. i'm cancelling the /mug/
>>150788393Iraola is unironically tuo smart to go to United and the board isn't stupipd enough to go for another manager that has a distinctive progressive playstyle. They will go for Marco Silva from Fulham and I think that would be a good appointment
>>150788457you are crazy motherfucker
o g r e
Hojlund is so clear of BOSSko
KEK/mug/
ERLINGZ
>>150788407>>150788396>>150788363Imagine Jose comedy instead of this
>>150788519>tfw
>>150788307dont listen to people telling you to count calories eat a small snack for breakfast (cereal bar and an apple something like that) and then have 1 meal in the afternoon (nothing greasy/takeaway preferably something you cook yourself but doesnt matter what) and then dont eat again until the next day. if you cant take the hunger you can have a meal replacement shake basically have 1 meal a day and intermittent fast for as much as possible
HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND
>>150788520Because she is married to CC?
ERLING GIGACHAD /MUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG/ITS OGRE>>150788519>>150788486you two need to meet up
relegation season
HAALAND
>>150788531He posts bet calculators, not the actual slip. He doesn't place the bet. He'll and his simps will reply>Oh but I do/He does
/MUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG/! :D
OVER
ERLINGZZZZZZZZZZ
the rapist of relegation fodder
/mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug/
>>150788475"No!"
>>150788384Never in doubt
GET THE FUCK IN CAM ON
/mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug/
LUKE SHAW IS SO FAT AND SHITCASEMIROSHAWMBUEMOZIRKWHY DO UNITED HAVE SO MANY FAT CUNTS
*mogs ur defense*
/mug/ incoming lads
>>150788519>UK is full of South Asians who are notoriously short>low averageWhat a surprise.
Something really depressing about the Sunday 4:30pm PL match, it's never a good game, always a semen slurper or a one sided beatdown.
/MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG/ BABY
>>150788486(male)
>>150788522Honestly, and they were so nice, kept telling me I was beautiful, they were friendly. Can't stand English men, I cried on the train back.They behave like such chavs, yo what ya sayin, I hate them
Man U is so shit
Unitedbros... we need MASSIVE re-enforcements in the January transfer window
FINITE INCANTATEM
>>150788326that city can't be real
What is the point of Amorim's system actually?
>>150788519SHORTUGAL
Came here for HAAAAAALAAANDD
>>150788332Stay the line. This lead isn't going anywhere
>stream freezes>skips ahead>GOOOOALfuck me
so it happened AGAIN
>>150787531MUG MUG MUG MUG
idg what a striker is meant to do in amorims system, no wonder hojlund was sperging out constantly
how is shaw still at man utd lmao
>>150788561>He doesn't place the bet.Oh, but I do.
great goal
>>150788600losing
So who is gonna be interim manager?
Kek
I GOT A FEELING
>>1507885526'4, yes please.I love it when i feel small, it makes my brain melt
united are so shit
KEK WHAT TH FUCK WAS THAT
>>150788519>ireland BIGGER than UKOvarida
>Meanwhile in Naples
>>150788594wow maybe you should start blogging or something you fucking hambeast
>>150788326hehehe what a ridiculous looking darkie
>>150788486Move to south west England, it's full of tall men. Northern England is full of midgets.
GET IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINN>>150788551no cause she's a filthy fujoid
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
3 more ghouls and they get dumped down to 16th
OH MY DAYS
lollllllll
Yanited are going to get smoked at this rate
>>150788614you see how the jews fuck with you
wtf was that
LMAO
/mug/ timehttps://voca.ro/1nWbCIBX4ZJs
>>150788649how has he failed upwards like this?
>>150788650I lost two stone recently, I stopped eating doughnuts and pizza and now I have smoothies with spinach
KEK >Leland
>>150788654i thought norf had viking genes and souf had manlet french genes
IGOTAFEELIN'
WHAT WAS THAT LOL? WHAT WAS THAT LOL? WHAT WAS THAT LOL? WHAT WAS THAT LOL? WHAT WAS THAT LOL? WHAT WAS THAT LOL? WHAT WAS THAT LOL? WHAT WAS THAT LOL? WHAT WAS THAT LOL? WHAT WAS THAT LOL? WHAT WAS THAT LOL? WHAT WAS THAT LOL? WHAT WAS THAT LOL? WHAT WAS THAT LOL?
>>150788600to confuse his own players
a good striker would have scored that
this is my second year watching united i hope this pays off eventually
>>150787531jover
OMDS
>give me moldova
>>150788614yeah I've noticed that happening more than a normal co-incidencecohencidence confirmed>>150788673this guy fucks
>>150788654Is Bristol any good to live in? I like tall men, well dressed, handsome, not stuck up, good job, and makes me laugh
>>150788654 Norfs are all body extremes. They’re mutants. Horrifying, really
I missed the open goal shot, I heard it on the comms but I was shifting my cat on my bed because he's deciding to be a contortionist. Can somebody post a webm?
this reijnders lad laughs a lot, he breaks that rule that footballers should be stonefaced and serious all the time
>>150788561Thanks bud. I probably still mad at anon lose 5000usdt for gambling on dota game today.
Haaland is gassed
>>150788614>>150788714There are more megabytes in goals than build up play so it buffers
>15th last season>Currently 14thTo me, this is progress #AmorimIN
cant
>haland bottling Why cant he travel with the ball, is he genuinely that much of a tap in merchant?
>>150788719>I like tall men, well dressed, handsome, not stuck up, good job, and makes me laughthis is literally what every girl wants, and its 1 out of 100 men. so youre competing with 99 other womenjust try and get half of that, like a tall broke guy
>>150788647Based us.
>>150788725The funniest thing is, if he had actually made all the bets he's ever placed (he's done this for years btw) he would have won millions, even including the losses.
>>150788486You know the rules here, slag
>Now they will sack bayindir, thinking he's the problem>They don't know about lammens/mug/ guaranteed
Can United eveb turn this around?
>>150788680I've been told it's his White male privilege
>>150788751tried to be too clever and dupe the defender
>>150788719It’s full of incredibly rich people that dress like and pretend to be poor. Bath probably has what you’re after given it’s all just rugby players and army officersThey’re also all engaged to ballerinas and girls from other rich families so keep that in mind
>>150787531APOLOGISE.
>>150788747Thank you for correcting the record, Mr Shekelberg
remember when we heard about for weeks and week how they won the transfer window hehe
>>150788751Thanks.
>>150788770bring on rashy and garnacho
>>150788751reijnders was already celebrating kek
just put Tom Heaton in goal
>>150788680Anyone with a functioning brain could see he got fuck all service at United. That excludes thick as pig shit United fans of course, who thought all their attacking problems were caused by the lone striker. A role now being filled by Sesko, who looks... every bit as shit.
>>150788758yep yep
>>150788705great footwork from the zestmeister
>>150788785never doubted the jose, and im not even manc or chelsea fan
>>150788788See how I recoil
So who are yanited getting next after they sack analrim and sell off sexo for peanuts?
>>150788770Need a pink gf i know she needs white meat
I can no longer defend Amorim, Bruno as an 8 is just doesn't work
>Southgate>442it would work
>>150788457gay gimmick
Simon Stone, BBC's United ringpiece in chief:>Manchester United's officials have been stressing the aim this season is to qualify for Europe. When Senne Lammens arrived, they said the attraction was he would be at his peak in three years when United hope to be trying to win the major prizes.>By definition, that means they are not at that point yet - and the evidence is on show today.>They have played well in patches. But City are a different class.>On Friday, Pep Guardiola said he wouldn't swap Erling Haaland for anyone. That goal is why. United have no-one at that level.Absolute lol.
>>150788791
hojlund is gonna outscore tesco this season isnt he
>>150788824Marco Silva. Screencap this 100%
>>150788824Iraola.
corrr
>>150788756I cant help liking what I like. I cant be with a chav slob, such men are so repulsive. I seem to attract that type but I'm so well spoken I don't understand. Idk if I want a broke man, I like nice things. Tall is like the minimum, I'm tall so I need to feel small. I hate towering over men, I feel awful.I love my heels too. My eyes hurt so much, I need to close them
>>150788824Loads of BAMEs who are terrible at football but get in the various Euro NTs for some unknown mysterious reason
Could United realistically get relegated? Aw man, if only the 3 bottom teams weren't so shit, one could dream...
>>150788824The Bournemouth lad
>>150788802Put Onana in g-awwww :(
MAGUIRE UP FRONT HERE WE GO
donnaruma dunking on the glazersteins
this zesty nigga gianluigi
>slabhead 3-2 to United, Maguire hattrick incoming
Would you press a button that gives you Donnarumma's goalkeeping prowess and also hairline?
>>150788850YNBAW
That would've been a goal if it wasn't Donnarumma
at what point will united as a club realise theyre not a top club anymore they're a midtable club signing midtable players
>>150788721based cat
>>150788852No. Spurs lost 22 times last season and were still 13pts off relegation spots.
>>150788841God I wish women look at me like that
That's why they got him lol
Fucking PSG gifted Pep Donnarumma kek
>>1507886213 at the back systems are generally meant to be played down the center, with the wingbacks providing defense and width when needed. Amorim plays with both wingbacks and wingers, which just leaves spaces in the middle, particularly with all the pressing they do on defense, and means they have to rely on crosses in attack, which Man United are simply shit at.
savinho
>Mainpoobag
>>150788852no, they'll always get the 96th min penalties to make sure it's never a real struggle. They're just too rich
>out of ideas>bring on arrylike clockwork lmao
>>150788824ah yes, the soccer team cycle>team is shit>hire coach>buy more shit players>fire coach>team is shit>hire coach>buy more shit players>fire coach>team is shit>hire coach>buy more shit players>fire coach
>>150788850I love tall girls Come to Hamburg, Im 1,96m
>>150788837COPE
>>150788890hand them money
>>150788842He already did by scoring yesterday.
>>150788886neverthey are already there, but theyll never realise it
doesn't seem fair that city have people wearing the same colour as donnarumma directly behind the goal
>>150788852If their matches were officiated honestly then yes but they won’t be as every time they’re at threat from a “lower” club they get a penalty
>>150788804He was shit too though and its revisionist to say otherwise
Both goals are on ShawHe was also sleeping against burnleyWhy does amorim play 3 at the back and not play the most tailor-made CB for it in the league in maguire? this would still be 0:0 clueless
>>150788780>Bath probably has what you’re after given it’s all just rugby players and army officersOk that literally made me interested. I will have to arrange a weekend down there. I'm used to dating well to do men, my previous exs were all aggressively middle class, Henly Regatta, Cheltenham, Ascot, so boring but a nice excuse to wear a dress and a hat, I prefer horses to boats tbqhwy. Cricket is absolutely boring
>>150788925new cope unlocked
>>150788842Italian league is wank, so yes
>>150788910>1,96mlike 20 anons panties just flooded and they dont know why
>>150788838>t..trust the plan (again)>just another two yearslmao
>>150788887maybe because my covers have birds on them.
>>150788944What a shit LARP
bit horny lads
damn haaland is going crazy, is he coming back?
southgate immanent
>>150788861he's in goal for trabonzospor rn anon, he's eve playing against ederson
>>150788965cute would headpat
>>150788979Stop wankin
>>150788890Don't we all, lad.
>>150788979Kuwait until full time for that talk m8
>>150788979Been staring at the goats out of the window?
>>150788965comfy
still a cope
we want 5 come on shiteh
most dangerous lead
>>150788910God I love Europe so much, do you have your own place?
>>150788965Cute kot
I hate niggers. This Mbeumo MU nigger is particularly ugly and filthy.I love feet though.
>>150788988really telling that the "second greatest England manager of all time" can't get a sniff at club football
>>150788944wtf is this gimmick
>>150788838>sign players who will be in their prime when we are at the top again>dont sign any players who can get them there>sell those players for less 2 years later???/mug/>>150788895RAREEEEEE
this game is ass
>>150789014Who is this cream dream?
>>150788965nice gato
>>150789022Tranny gooning when their team is losing
whenever I see the United starting lineup and see>dorgu>amadI can’t help but chucklewho the FUCK are these guys and how do United fans always think they’re in with a chance
>>150789016Of course, 3 rooms. One for home office, one for naptime and one living room
Officially 2 weeks without gambling, lads.Please be proud of me.
>>150789001kek
>>150789030nobody asked you, feelinho
Say what you want but Manchaster is still rebuilding. They need at least 2-3 years to play well. Anyone thinking they will win today was a fool. This is a game for us to adjust, not to dominate, there are other more important matches to play.
ogrefire it up lads
>flopchester united>manchester floppy
>>150789048Bet you it won't last until the end of the month.
UNITED GETTING RELEGATED.
ITS SO OGRE
top snek
MUG
Foden and Doku are woefully bad. Surely Pep has replacements for them
>>150789014>women when they go 5 minutes without attention
/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOflying pig just broke his guitar
/MUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG/! :D
hilarious
/mug/
KWABOTY goes to Amorim
how do you say "it's over" in old trafford?
MOYES INOYESIN
>>150789057my beloved hag
heh...........
>>150788992>>150789009>>150789017>>150789039Thanks lads. He is called Merlin because the white bit on his chest and mouth looks like a beard. Sadly he does have a black patch on his mouth so it isn't perfect. I pretend he burned it with a magic spell.
SACKED IN THE MORNING
>>150789048Well done, anon
>>150789045Every Premier League team has 3 or 4 random Africans that nobody's ever heard of these days. Pretty sure they're scouting on the beaches where the small boats land.
good old poonited kek
literally 10 yards offside, VARCity wins again.
>Haaland statpadding against farmers againwhen will he score against big clubs
>>150787531What the fuck are United playing at?? They're shit but in the first 15 minutes they actually looked okay
/MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG/
>>150789097kino watchalong ragepiggonna watch him after goldbridge
HAHAHAHAHAHA/mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug/
Analrim sacked tonight
>le high lineBravo Ruben
>>150789105It's United
>>150789105"So it happened, again."
*PLAP PLAP PLAP*GET RELEGATED
new>>150789132>>150789132>>150789132>>150789132
its all so tiresome
>stooped manorim>man pooshited
GET THE FUCK IN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLAZO
OH WHEN THE /MUG/ GO MARCHING INOH WHEN THE /MUG/ GO MARCHING INI WANT TO BE IN THAT NUMBEROH WHEN THE /MUG/ GO MARCHING IN
/mug/bros.... we just keep eating.
>>150789057Don't ever fucking respond to me again you disgusting paedo freak. Kill yourself.
>>150787725Cooking a tasty curry or from scratch, better than watching this shite game
>>150789048pussy
need a goalie, midfielder and striker.buy two number 10s and a striker. play number 10 you don't need anymore as midfielder instead of selling him for 100million
goal difference matters for united lol, they're going to keep dropping in the table
onana would have done something so retarded there it would have baffled haaland so much he would have fluffed that chanceyou don't know what you lost yanited bros
>>150789128Can't be offside in your own half
>>150789132 >>150789132 >>150789132
fucking LMOAAAAAAA
>>150789097kek wasn't it a printer last match?
>>150789173Amorim master class
>>150788910Surely with that height one could score someone better than a tranny with anglo face right?
>>150789105>结束了
>>150787531Looking forward to the Goldbridge meltdown, me
>>150788623same old tired reply, choke on a potatoe
>>150789047Nap time sounds soooo good. Wish I could be cuddled rn
>>150787725I won a quadruple with Southampton once, that was great.If you're feeling up for an insane challenge, look at doing an FC Vaduz one; trying it slowly at the moment and I can tell I'm really in for the long haul.
>>150789525We'll cuddle you boo :3
