3-0 (Foden 18', Haaland 53' 68')
anime cunny
i dont think a new goalkeeper will save united
>>150789132Say what you want but Manchaster is still rebuilding. They need at least 2-3 years to play well. Anyone thinking they will win today was a fool. This is a game for us to adjust, not to dominate, there are other more important matches to play.
/mug/s don't hit the same when they're just so shit all the time
watching Maguire bolt it at full speed after another pass has slipped by him is never not funny
>99 goals in 101 games
First for Kang Haerin
I GOT A FEELING
Manure need to sign some more BAMEs
Foden and Doku need to be sold they are fucking trash
/mug/ status?
KINO /MUG/ today
I feel sorry for de ligt. He's the only good united defender.
Is DSL at the game?
>>150789132jover
need a goalkeeper, midfielder and striker.buy two number 10s and a striker. play number 10 you don't need anymore as midfielder instead of selling him for 100million
>manure
Fire up the /mug/
>Escapes /mug/ hell to south Italy with Conte, Kevin De Bruyne and Scott McTominay He made it out bro’s
today is a good day for the /mug/chads :)
>>150789199ffs soogs got me acting up
miss me yet?
3-0 at the barn, man u got **bucketed**
>>150789181SEXO
>>150789174AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1 more goal and United end up in 15th again KEKEKEEKEK
Need a Haatrick from the ogre here
>A FUCKING WEST HAM REJECT X3
>>150789227good lad
>>150789199soogs looks really cute here
How do you fix Man u?
Mbeumo, Coutinho, and Sesko are all shit.
Not too disappointed, we played well and showed lots of positives. Amorim is still our man.We go again at Chelsea
Yanited is so shit man Just put a Tall King like me upfront and play 442, Im literally available Ratcliffe
reminder that poonited could've sold Bruno for 100M and got 300k/week+ off the booksJim Rat has truly surpassed the Glazerbergs
>>150789174you're a fucking idiot
wow i've never seen the manchester city fans bounce like that
>>150789227Being around Conte for any length of time negates the positives.
>in an alternate universe united listens to ole's pleading to sign haaland before people even know who he iscould have even left him loaned out
>>150789233>erik ten tagen
Lads.. how is this happening.. Amorim told us Garnacho was the problem..
>>150789181shes perfect
Man United had a better team last year honestly
>>150789227So happy for him. He didn't deserve that toxic fucking shit environment
ROME WA SNOT BUILD IN A DAY! we ALL, I repeat WE ALL back Ruben Amorim #MainooOut #MoreWingbacks
TESKOS SHITE BRAND
/MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG/
Are the United fans singing that amorim song as they leave em masse?
>>150789227Based
BOSS
>>150789305many have been thinking this
>>150789272we don'tthey still haven't paid the price for their refballing wins in the 90s-00s
>just 5 weeks ago he was proclaiming United were BACK and would challenge for the titleWhy do Sky still employ him?Why do people still think he is le intellectual pundit?
>>150789280hes trying that with maguire up front most gameswas sesko really this shit in bundes, is he a fraud?
WE NEED TO ORGANISE MASSIVE PROTESTS AGAINST THE GLAZERS YAHNITEDSISTERS...
>>150789233Maybe United can put in a competitive offer with Leverkusen to get him bac...Oh...
>>150789287I take it as a compliment from you
Oh well I get to see Shillbridge, Flying Pig, Snasneed, Rantz & Bantz, Irish Mong and a few other YT mongs sneed.
at least they won the transfer window la
>Worst manager in your history>3-0 at your rivals>Sing his name endlesslyWhat causes this?
>>150789212At least Big Harry is trying, nobody else cares.>>150789286>Bruno>£100mNot even the Saudis were paying that.
>>150789280Bet you don't even cost $50M+They are not interested
We're almost there, /mug/bros.
>>150789346every studio needs a clown, it was Robbie Savage for the longest time at BBC
>>150789272That jiggle on the thighs in the first few seconds...waow
>Reindeer
haaland is the best player in the world right
>>150789347>was sesko really this shit in bundes, is he a fraud?is he still on?
>they are playing Chelsea next weekTHE MUG SHALL LIVE ON FOREVER AND EVER LADS
>>150789346didnt neville predict united qualify for the CL?
>reindeers
A fucking reindeer.
I CANT SCORE
Reindeers and Silva are absolute shit
>>150789347Yea, theres a reason they failed to qualify for Europe last season, without Simons they would have dropped even furtherSesko is only good when playing counter attack football
>>150789383get in there Irish lad
>>150789177>/mug/s don't hit the same when they're just so shit all the timebullshit. they actually stack in enjoyability with repetition
>>150789227>leaves manure>starts scoring againMany such cases!
>>150789174Fantastic bait
REINDEER IS SO SO SHIT. APOLOGISE TO ME FAGGOTS.
another bruno masterclass in a big game
>>150789377>Worst manager in your historyAmorim hasn't got them relegated. Yet, anyway.
i can't score
>>150789403There are still 34 games to play
>Looking this weak against the worst manchester city team in a long time lmao
kwabders
>Hojlund-banging in goals>McTominay-banging in goals>Anthony-icon of Betis>Bruno-sucks>Sesko-does nothing>Mbueno-bald
>>150789393Yes but we're not allowed to admit that because he's white and a number 9
citeh taking the pisspep gonna prevent yet another haaland hattrick
>saar, I cant redeem
>>150789437Should have taken the Arab money.
>>150789427both are goodwhen they lose 3-0 and all hope is drained from their customersand when they lose 1-0 with a late OG or penalty when they deserved to win
AND I LIKE IT, I LIKE IT, I LIKE IT, I LIKE ITI LA-LA-LA-LIKE IT, LA-LA-LA-LAHERE WE GOOOOOOOOO/MUG/ING ALL OVER THE WORLD
>>150789403Whomst?
#amorimout
How the fuck is maguire still playing for yanited
>>150789427Just wish that nazi cunt would hold off until the end of the game
get Southgate in before christmas, united relegated.
>>150789346You'll learn that stuff like SkySports and Talksports etc are all scripted. For example, Gyokeres doesn't score against United, so Skysports and Talksports say he's shit and a flop. Scores two goals against Leeds and they go silent. Doesn't score against Liverpool so they start talking about how he's a flop and so on. Scores against Forest. This repeats because Arsenal fans are a large % of the population so you get loads of views and comments and shares. Now if you say United are back when they're shit, you can write stories and scripts over why. If they do well, you can write stories and scripts over why.It's all scripted. Very few of them have their own opinion and it's all about enagement and bait. Because now you'll have people going>Haha Neville is a mong haha idiot haha United are back haha yeah right!Etc. Money.
Does any of you faggots want to JERK OFF together to foot sluts on webcam?Yes. It is going to be pretty fucking gay.We will have our meats out, rock hard, balls fully exposed, glistering tip from precum, we'd lube it up or spit on them and WANK and MOAN and TALK DIRTY about whores' feet. Then we'd COOM together and comment on our loads.Chuds need not apply. Drop your kik/disc/Sesh if you are serious and want to shoot SERIOUS ropes with another fellow feet GOONER.Pic related. This is the kind of FOOT PROSTS we're going to WANK to. Loud, vulgar, retaded bimbos with hot toes.
>>150789297Garnacho's a literal retard who managed to cost Chelsea 2 points on his debut despite only being on the pitch for 15 minutes.
so this a lie, mug bros
manure are just target practice
Crazy thing is that next week, Arsenal will probably batter Man City
>>150789481occasionally pops in with the 94th min winner against relegation fodder
>>150789481punished maguire has actually been kinda kino
>>150789499>>>/lgbt/
neville at valencia had a better record than amorim at utd
>>150789403Who's this semen demon?
>>150789459McTominay and Yamal are the best players in the world, Haaland is the best striker and goalscorer in the world.
>>150789524most talented footballer at the club no joke
cant
BIG ZIRK
Haalingz had a 10/10 game
>ALL MY /MUG/GERS /MUG/S>/MUG/GER HEIL /MUG/LER
>>150789346if you think neville is bad, go watch talkSHIT and Gabby Agbonlahor. He's so fucking clueless it isn't even funny. Can't even get basic stats right.
This isn't even funny to me anymore I just feel bad now for Manure. They're so shit it's unreal like making fun of a paralyzed down syndrome
What was fodens goal like? Anyone got a webum?
dorgu is a championship player>>150789541>>150789475emma jones
>-3 goal difference>after 4 (FOUR) matches
>>150789550What a useless shitter
They really need some manager who is going to play basic, boring football and get some results. The players themselves aren't bad (with exceptions).
>>150789403Women shouldn’t be allowed to look like this
>>150789567Ye but everybody knows Agbonlahor is a retard, some people act like Gary Neville is a smart pundit
>>150789571zesty. moist. full of rizz
>>150789567Simon Jordan is the only one worth listening to on that shit station. They've got fucking Jamie O'Hara as one of their main hosts ffs.
>>150789557BIG CATSHIT
>>150789570can't relategrew up watching the cunts transparently rig the league and brag about it
Relegation looms for Yanited
theyre really gonna get rellied huh...
>>150789550fuck me that defence carved wide open againthey are a shambles
>>150789227Napoli will 100% play and be competitive at the UCL this season as well. While manure....
>>150789591>manager who is going to play basic, boring football and get some results
Yanited should embrace the chaos and hire Mourinho again or Big Sam
>>150789571Dogu masterclass dribble and cross in to a perfectly placed Fodes header. Not bad, 8/10
>>150789550>De LigtHis agent must be a fucking miracle worker
khusanov dropping a masterclass
>>150789538Mimi :)
Is that Zidane or Mainoo in the Yahnited midfield? I can't tell...
>>150789538
we back
>>150789633imagine these fat cunts under jose
sesko bros...
>>150789617Need this
Big Zirk IN
>
>>150789132Sack Amorim. Give it to Big Sam til end of season
>>150789591Ten Hag played basic, boring football. So did Rangnick. So did Mourinho. So did Van Gaal. They've tried every kind of manager at this point. The club is simply cursed and will spend 100 years paying for the evils of the Fergie years.
>>150789633Big Sam is DEEPLY senile now, I saw him at some literally who podcast and it was honestly sad. Head shaking, slurring, weak voice. From being such a powerful presence it was really shocking
>>150789473>>150789177the best mugs were the ones where their fans thought they were back after going on a 2 game winning streak and then they would go and lose against fulham
>>150789571CM Foden unlocked
>>150789633I wouldn’t put it past them, honestly. They aren’t a football club, they are a money making machine. Just think of the number of social media activations you’d get from bringing Mou back
>>150789227He will outscore Sesko by 10+ goals this year. Sesko is a 7 goals a year striker in the prem- the Slovenian Vlahovic.
mbuemo has had like 20 chances and wasted them all
>>150789654Lol he got mantits
>>150789576>emma jonesThat brings up some blonde bitch.
>>150789667Give it Rooneh
forgot mainoo was on the pitch
>>150789481zoomer bant tier take.
THEY took this away from you
>>150789616where they really that obnoxious? I heard that a few times but it doesn't feel like such a thing Man Utd would do...well, at least as far as I know, that is.
>>150789676link?
MOST FUCKING BORING DERBY EVER NO RIVALRY NO THRILL ITS JUST SO FUCKING BORING EVERY YEAR SAME FUCKING RESULTS FUCK THE EPL
you know it's bad when ngubu is your star player
>need goals>take off your expensive new strikeramorim is finished
>>150789672>They've tried every kind of manager at this point.Except a good one
>>150789726NOYOU CANT JUST FUCKING SAY THISHE IS THE 2ND BEST TEENAGER IN EUROPE
>The Gary Neville PodcastAnybody listening to that should be chemically castrated
>>150789666keked and checked
>>150789676Maybe the pints of wine wasn't a great move health wise
should've been 5
>>150789667Bring back Solskjaer or Mourinho for maximum kino
>>150789726Didn't even know he came on
>>150789635He's literally just a Dutch Maguire. Signing him just so they could bench the actual Maguire was bizarre.
>>150789726It's not Mainoo, it's literally the next Zidane.
>>150789707Why the FUCK has it been years since this has happened to me
>>150789683>moral victory against arsenal>draw to a good fulham side>big 3-2 win against burnley
CHOKE
>>150789744There are no good derbies in Englisch first division, they are all boringYou have to look in lower divisions
>>150789132Mbueno couldn't finish a wank
>>150789743can't find the specific vid but he's on this channelhttps://www.youtube.com/@NoTippyTappyFootball
>>150789769they know the club and can put an arm around the shoulder
lmao not even an accidental goal therekino
>MbuenoHAHAHAHAHAHAOf course instant Neville cope
How the fuck did he miss hahahahahahaha
>>150789633They unironically needed another season from Mourinho even if it was just to clearout the rest of the shit (Pogba etc) and have a reset, even if he was goingThey got rid of him before he finished the job that would have given them a decent platform at least, if not a bit more progression
Lmao Tesco is 004
I AM SO FUCKIN FAT
If united don't pull one back in the next couple of minutes, this match is over.
what the fuck is amad thinking there
>>150789666wtf IS THIS REAL???
>can't even score a deflectionc'est fini
>>150789812brian try shooting on target please
Was it Pogba with the voodoo shit?
>>150789132should have been 6-0 or 5-0 but city is too king
>I can't score!
feel sad for MBOOMO, he looks like he still cares and hasn't succumbed to the Utd lethargy
How the fuck is his arse so round, I squat daily and don't have cake like that
LADS IM RUNNING OUT OF FRESH MBEUMOS TO POST HOW MANY CAN HE MISS
the last 5 minutes prove me that united can beat anybody.
>assemiro
>>150789733What episode from Impractical Jokers is this?
manchester (you)nited fans be like>baboo memepatoo for only 150 silly marks, THIS will be the one
>>150789833>looks like a younger scarjoWhomstve
United missed 2 open goals and Neville is running cope for both, incredible
Casemiro looks like me sucking in my gut in front of the ladies.
how did that not go in
>>150789672Van Gaal had an awful squad, Mourinho did play "boring football"...but he was the most successful Man Utd manager they have had since the Ferguson era, Rnagnick got fucked by player power and Ten Hag was doing money laundering.
>>150789786No thanks english football is boring im watching serieass
I CAN'T
>>150789795thx
>0-0>go for a dump>3-0wtf happened?>>150789840zest supplements
>>150789833whomst
>*leaves the stadium*
>dorgu
>>150789879>Ten Hag was doing money laundering.And no one cared, wild
>>150789879amorin is a West Ham reject
I CAN'T SCORE
starting to think united players are just shit
just hit 70 farming
>>150789891>>go for a dump>>3-0>wtf happened?sounds like piles. a shit shouldnt take 50 minutes
>>150789882good cross by rashford though
>>150789676why'd you pick bulgaria for your vpn?
SACKED IN THE MOOOORNING
>>150789867Msfire post boob job
>>150789879Imagine if they had kept Rangnick and given him the Sporting Director role
>United customers leaving earlyNeville: Uhh... err... Can't blame them err best fans in the world mate
>>150789879Mou's season when VAR was just introduced has been the most fraudulent and blatantly rigged season I've seen in my life.
imagine paying 100 euros for a ticket only to leave early
this match needs a 95' united penalty to really tie it all together
>>150789840Blacks have big fat arses
>>150789867>>150789898Emily Taylor apparently.
>>150789972>100 €Anon …
Haaland really not improving on the allegations that he only scores against pathetic bottom feeders today
Amorim just needs more time
>>150789970long way home innit
>>150789972>100 eurosAway PL tickets are capped at £30
>>150789972Most top six English fans are like this
and Poomorim is STILL not going to change shit
>>150790012kek
>>150789132Gary Neville sounds like he's gonna top himself
>>150789393Too oldNowadays if youre not a 18yo superstar people dont care about you
>>150789920>>150789797>>150789760>>150789638>brown thirdies hatewatchingevery time kek
>>150790001rare decent yank banter
>>150789970I really hate how we're stuck with Neville on any United game and Carragher on any Liverpool game, fucking infuriating to listen to that kind of bias constantly
>>150790001KWAB
>>150790032they're doing well now desu
MUbros, why are you running?
>>150789972prawn sandwich brigade as keane calls them
how many more losses before amorim's gone? lol, they've never showed any signs of improvement
Man City 3-0 Man UtdSky Sports' Gary Neville:"There have been times when I have seen United lose this type of match when I feel angry."I just feel nothing, which is even worse.
>>150789881Blame arabs for turning the premier league into a soulless corporate dreg.
>0.88 xGunlucky lads
>>150790075He has to go after this surely
>>150790049on days like today the pain is worth ithe's totally done
>>150790075reported for hate speech, the bobbies should be knocking any minute!
>>150790075can you imagine his early termination fee? He could probably buy a team with that
I remember when Frankie Boyle predicted Man City will be 3-0 up against Man Utd within 10 years, but he got it wrong, he said they'd be winning in the champions league
they're showing ratcliffe, it's over for amorim
incoming maguire hattrick
Who should be the new manager of United?
>>150789609Simon Jordan is just a man who ate a theasaurus but he does have some good points. He lost me, however, when he was doing a segment about the 115 charges like two years ago and said something like>Oh this will take 5+ years because even if the PL made a decision it'll go to CASBut the 115 is SPECIFICALLY a case where they CANNOT go to CAS on the decision which is why it's so important. He claims to be this big knowledgable guy because he owned CP (and went bankrupt with it lol lmao) but he doesn't even know the basics about situations before talking.
So why did Sesko choose United over Newcastle? Does he not realize what a shitty move that was? Or does he hate his career?
>>150789499Chelseabro here, sign me up
>>150790096Brits love arabs, it will never happen
>good thing I'm a Chelsea fan
>>150789966Ten Hag vetoed the idea and forced him out. Another part of his great legacy.
>>150790065>all those united "fans" too ashamed to wear united colours
>>150790080i know that exact feelingsince arsenal was the first one i had a tiny bit of hopium so when they lost like that i was mad as fucknow the hopium has quickly deflated so i can go back to normal
>RATcliffe
why does reindeers think he's that guy
>>150790125he realises now
>>150790118Lol'd
>>150790124>theasaurusthesaurus, even. typed quickly and misspelled.
>>150790124>He claims to be this big knowledgable guy because he owned CP
>stadium half empty alreadytruly the shittest derby in the country
tijani is so ass
>>150790130This is a grown man, dressed like a slob
>>150790102managers are quite cheap to dispose ofif you're big jim/glazers it also takes the heat off you too for another few years so a worthwhile investment whilst they continue to rinse the clubits not as if it comes out of their pockets anyway
Lmao Neville copium
>>150790140
Reminder Gary Neville had this United side top 4 this season.
>>150790122one person can't fix this. they need to bring back ten hag, ole and mou as co managers
>>150790185>not even a bookingone of the gayest derby matches ever
>>150790047>he doesn't know aww, so cute
>>150789633Manure and Fraudinho getting relegated together would be the peak of banter desu
>>150790219>mou for defense, ole for attack and ten hag for midfieldhire this man
>>150790140>tfw you have to irremediably sack at least 200 more employees on Monday
>>150790140united literally turning him into this
>>150790149Dutch arrogance.
>>150790181I did it on purpose but in case you don't know, CP = Crystal Palace.
FULL TIME>>150787514>>150787514>>150787514/mug/
>>150790204>thingken about those jobless dinner ladies
Miss me?
bring back James Ernest Mangnall
>Neville
SACKED IN THE MORNING
>>150790204Fuck he's aged a lot in such a short time
>>150790241let pancho alone, he bet cartel money on poonited winning and now he's on the run
>>150790275Every day. Penaldo fucked him over.
>>150787514>>150787514THE PARTY BEGINS>>150790278kek
>>150790275unironically
>Tarping the entire upper tier of a stand in a derby against your biggest rivals.Soulless
Goldbridge said United could get 5th this season. If they lose to Chelsea next week then they're screwed. But the argument would be>We've played all the big boys by then so we can get points against the lessersSuch a shame Liverpool are going to go unbeaten and win the league because PGMOL have clearly been told United can't improve even with them in their pocket.
>>150790278thought it was good old Adolf from the thumbnail
>Neville deflecting by bringing up HattonFucking kek
>>150790281>manager to watchhe was right in fairness
hmm
>>150790275He just got sacked from Kebabospor as well. Is it time for another comeback?
happy days /mug/bros
>>150790367>when you think about all those tap-ins you could score if you were still on the field
>>150790130me waiting for my takeaway
>>150790423>POV: youre a black man in europe
>>150790385Love Soogs' eyes
>>150790318kek the 'lessers' see united as a likely 3 points these days and go at them which they can't handle
>>150790130Average United customer
>>150790130I literally know this man
>>150792281Is he a proper muglad?
>>150789181hanni a best
>>150789181>>150793354My beautiful naturally bogged daughterwife, Hyein.
>>150793354HELLO AUBAMEYANG
>>150793005Believe it or not he's legally blind, you'd have to be to support them I guess
