Proper shite club
Good thread
Did Manure have a bad result?
reminder how many Utd fans were in here giving it the biggun about how Utd were gonna have an amazing season after they signed midtable prem players
>its a manure vs liverpoo threada classic choice
>>150792043Kek
>>150791923What is he thinking?
>>150791923THIRTY FIVE YEARS??
A penny for Trafford's and Mbeumo's thoughts?
>>150792280Mbeumo probably thinking about Isa Slot
£150m for a lad who cant even get in the squad...
>Finished 15th last season>Currently 14thThe progression is clear. Amorim IN.
last words?
>>150792701He's gone
>In a random twist of fate, the two goalkeepers who have just left Manchester City and United made their debuts against each other today. Ederson's Fenerbahce beat Andre Onana's Trabzonspor 1-0.
OH DEAR... did Liverpool get another dodgy penalty??
>>150792701Where do they even go from here? Who's dumb enough to take that job? I've seen customers suggesting Iraiola, but his stock is high enough that he can get a decent job next summer rather than signing his life away for the manure shekels
>>150792910>Onana finishes with an 8.4 rating against Fenerbahçe.KEK that club is cursed
>>150792915No, but them winning did not feel deserved despite having like 80% possession. Unless they get their shit together they won’t be able to sustain this
>>150792915It wasn't dodgy, it was literal retardation
Thoughts and prayers for the homeless tonight, they just lost 3-0
>>150793084feel bad for the little burnley ngubu such a dumb mistake and right on the edge of the box
>>150792174What did I got myself into>>150792918I know it was indykaila but he was suggesting that glasner was waiting for amorim to be sacked I think >>150792990And against Fenerbahçe at şükrü Saraçoğlu(for the uninitiated about Turkish football lore Trabzonspor is the only club in the league that hated Fenerbahçe more than Galatasaray)
>>150793118can you feel bad for a bloke that does that at 0-0, a man down, with a minute to go?
>>150793167It's two matches running they've binned a draw because of an injury time penalty.
>>150791923https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG3JGm43rBo wow its real
>>150793084
>>150793439Just mutually terminate his contract at this point and put the guy out of his misery Or Liverpool in October is gonna do that job for him
>>150793439>£74mLITERALLY BundesHojlund>>150793553That's Sesko not Amorim
>Beshamin KeksoWhat does he do?
>>150793612HAHAHAHAHA
Mbuemo is fatwhy is that
>>150793718good question glad you asked
RIP to all the teams that miss out on playing Amroim's Utd and have to play Glasner's instead
>>150793827On the plus side, they get to play a Glasner-less Palace so that's probably good.
>>150793823i want some kinder mbeumo right now!
>>150793641My bad doesn't change the fact that amorims a doomed man>>150793677In fairness it's the most obvious fact in the planet that man united is a career graveyardHojlund is gonna be fine after United Hypotethically let's say Kane leaves Bayern at the end of his contract Sesko heads to the Allianz arena to replace him he'll score goals like there's no tomorrow
I wonder if the people responsible for hiring the last few utd managers are still employed? It seems pretty clear they don’t know what they are doingNow utd is such a toxic environment, it’s almost impossible for any player or manager to succeed. They need someone who can fix that, bring some positivity and enthusiasm back, reunite the club and the fans.There’s a man who did that, perhaps the hardest version of that, and it’s Gareth Southgate.
>>150793951Unfortunately, that blend tastes like manure.
>>150793084>UCL final all over again
I've been watching Man United games out of curiosity this season and attacking wise theyre just massively unlucky. E.g. today Mbeumo could've had 4 goals but either missed by a little or got stopped by Donnarumma. Defensively though, theyre terrible. The high line only works when teams are physically weaker than you.
>>150793439Was utterly retarded of him not to go to Newcastle
Kek Jamie Carragher proper begging to suck Amorim's balls on Sky Sport.
the universe is at peace once more
>>150795056>Semenyo 2ndbloody hell
>>150793084Lets see what they had to say about this in the lunatic asylum
It took Liverpool 8 years to win the league though.
>>150795281wheres the lie? i dont really care about the result but that block there wasnt stopping a goal was it should be an indirect free kick or something
>>150793382>I'm a retard who doesn't know the rulesWhy would you announce this?
>>150795314Zoomer
Just taken a big stinky Liverpool on the toilet lol x
>>150795281A penalty kick has an xG of 0.79, so theoretically a foul in the box should only result in a penalty if the chance that it impeded has an xG that is higher than that.
>>150795363Using your arms as an outfield player is a foul.A foul inside the penalty box is a penalty.
>>150795497What?
>>150795588yeah those are the current rules and im saying they should be differentnot that complicated
>>150795670but just for this one match because Liverpool scored and then change it back to normal sensible rules again
>>150795670You said a foul inside the box shouldn't be a penalty.Why shouldn't tripping someone in the box be an indirect free kick too?
>>150795773i dont care about burnley or liverpoolstrange little victim complex
>>150795773>bandwagoner crying
>>150795811you are using the word foul like it has any objective meaning that cant just be changed to improve the gameyou know the rules change every season right?
let' be very clear liverpool's penalty was given for a hand ball that has been a hand ball in every era of football ever
>>150795830Yes, this is all perfectly sane discussions about handling in the box. Liverpool scoring is purely incidental.
Reminder that Craig ragequit That'sFootball mid stream because someone commented "stop picking on the fat lad".
The Reds won again
>>150795980again with the strange little victim complexim a spurs fan i dont care about liverpool in the slightest a bunch of decisions went against us this weekend, a disallowed goal for a ridiculous non-foul and what was almost certainly a penalty from a foul not being givenbut were much softer than that block and it think its worth discussing when the rules dont seem to make sensebut you are just an annoying little paddy e-scouser so im done with you
>>150796018someone, I don't know who (lol), with a severe mental illness is melting down after another embarrassing loss
>>150795830>>150796117100% AW posts btw
>fuck this im a spurs fan now
>>150796148Craig has a lot of those lol
>im a spurs fan i dont care about liverpool in the slightest
>>150796306>if I bring up somebody irrelevant then my raging insanity will pass by unnoticednot so fast big boy
>>150796411?
Why do ameriturds write the visiting team first? I’ve about 80 nfl threads and they always start with the away side, so today would be ‘Liverpool at Burnley’. Are they so mentally ill that even something this intuitively incorrect is being forced just because Europe does it the other way around? At least there are some (weak) arguments for not using metric system and SI-units. This is just plain dumb.
>>150796500They put the month before the day. They're fucking unhinged.
>>150795363Back before football was invented and it was still good, a foul in the box was an indirect freekick. It had to be in the six yard box for it to be a penalty.They only made it worse when they changed the handball rule. There used to have to be intent for it to be a penalty otherwise it was deemed accidental. Then one of the Sky clubs didn't get a penalty from an accidental handball so the rule was changed to any handball in the box was a penalty. Then they changed it back when it was obvious clubs were using the kind of tactic Liverpool used today. Then VAR was introduced to make things easier, but it was somehow too hard to tell from playing video at various speeds whether or not it was accidental so it was changed back to any handball was a penalty.There's even a video from the first time it changed where one of the players is at a bit of an awkward angle to cross it so he looks at the defender's hand and just boots it off it.
>>150796431>tfHi Craig
so whats the play?yanited fans are actually now more focused on Amorim and his refusal to change formation or mix it up... diverting attention from big jim and the glazers for the time beingdo they risk raising their head above the parapet now... or sit back and wait until it does?
Why are Arsenal fans like this?
>>150796018He’s certainly massive
>A NonymousAlright, so which one of you was this? I know it's one of you.>>150796596YYYYMMDD is superior to both tbdesu.
>>150796500Apparently it originates from baseball where the visitors always bat first so their score's listed first on the scoreboard. Every other Yank sport picked it up from there.
Liverpool this season remind me of Liverpool in Klopp's final season. They're not playing well but they're still coming away with 3 points. That luck will eventually run out though.
whilst we're discussing the rules should this have been an offside for mbeumo?
>>150797499The gunt is borderline but the hand is definite
Liverpoolbros? How do we spin this? Even the BBC is calling us riggers with refs doing 'until we score'.....
>>150797657>Even the BBCare you referring to notable bluenose phil mcnulty?
>>150797401Friendly reminder we've got Isak to add to the mix
>>150798273Phil is a Liverpool fan (though people think he's a United fan).
>>150798543it's because he can't go 5 minutes without making an article talking about Unitedmakes sense if he's an obsessed scouser though
>>150798543>liverpool fan>went to de la sallecome on now
Strange how nobody is a United fan anymore
is he actually getting sacked?i bet he's dying for that call from sir jim, gets a cool 3-4milli and walks away from this dogshit team.
>>150798728They're just not taking low tier bait anymore.>>150798744Amorim has already said that if INEOS want him to leave he will quit.
>>150798744He keeps talking like he's trying to get sacked which makes me think Jimbo keeps assuring him he's got full backing
>>150798543>Phil is a Liverpool fan (though people think he's a United fan).He's neither, he supports Everton
>>150798809>They're just not taking low tier bait anymoregood for you dave, feels bad seeing these guys make you look like such a bozo all the time
>>150799260Why are you so obsessed with Man United?
Leaf has popped in to talk about his favourite character again
Dave have you been smoking bath salts again?
>>150799499Why does Liversissy always use a VPN?
>>150798828Said this before. Jim wants him gone, but won't sack him because he doesn't want to pay him. Amorim wants to go, but won't walk because he'll miss out on the payoff.It's literally that scene in the Sopranos when Tony and Ralph are trying to get each other to kill Jackie Jr while trying to talk each other out of it.
Thinking about why it's always 14th place. It's reoccurring at a surprising rate.
Sir Jim will finally get his man
>>150800057He'll shore up the defence. He'll bind the squad together
>>150792918man utd still pay a lot so there will be no shortage of managers who want the job.could be Carrick
Al-Newmosque are so lucky they dodged the Sesko nuke man he's played 2 full games and I've already seen 3 fail comps of him in a United shirt
>>150796113Sometimes old shit i screened or webmed caught me unguard and this one of that for no reason
>>150800159The irony is he probably wouldn't have flopped at Newcastle because Howe knows what he's doing.
>>150800159at least post one of them
Liverpool are gonna get found out, they are winning but their wins look extremely unconvincing and tenuous
>>150800305As long as arsenal don't win thel eagle who cares
What's the most humiliating way for Liverpool not to win the league?
>>150800305
he just wants to grill for gods sake
>>150800474lose it to arsenal
>What's the most humiliating way for Liverpool not to win the league?We've entered the bargaining stage lads. Homeless on suicide watch
>>150800540don't come crying when you lose to Brentford
City have also won a treble so United fans really can't afford Liverpool surpassing them in league titles. They will have nothing left.
If Liverpool lost their last 17 league games they'd still be ahead of Amorim in points since he joined United
>>150795907So what do you think handball in the box should be? Indirect free kick?
>>150800593It’s so difficult not to like him, even if he does play for Man City. Maybe if he was at Arsenal or Man United, but even then I dont think I would be able to fully dislike him. It’s a good time for the NT, two of our best players in Haaland and Sander Berge are also coming across as incredibly nice funny lads. Even Ødegaard is becoming a little less cringe as he’s getting older.
>>150800474Lose to Arsenal final day
>>150795472Those are the rules though?
>>150801134Titles before 1992 dont count
>>150800956>They will have nothing left.
>>150801239If, before the ball is in play, one of the following occurs:a team-mate of the player taking the penalty kick is penalised for encroachment only if:the encroachment clearly impacted on the goalkeeper; orthe encroaching player plays the ball or challenges an opponent for the ball and then scores, attempts to score or creates a goal-scoring opportunity
>>150801208Norway are good enough to make it to the quarters of WC now
>>150801172yeah maybe what this anon said >>150796649losing the game for blocking a cross like that on the edge of the box felt stupid, obviously the rules were what they were in that game but for future seasons liversissies take this really personally though and start schizo posting about their head characters so not really worth discussing itll just bring out the cringe
There are ZERO white English players in English team Liverpool FC
>>150800956>a trebleYou can tell it's a Liverpool fan posting this.
>>150801576GOOD
>>150801576Wtf I love Liverpool now
>>150801410I would like to think so, but I do not trust these cunts in defence. Østigård is the most high profile CB we have atm and he’s fucking shit.
told you e-scousers are indians and pakistanis
>>150801576Theres a reason theyre the #1 supported club in India
>>150801853that retard fullback you've got who had the pink hair is also a liability
>>150792701>i'm suffering more than themKek. Should have stopped at he will do everything he can. You never say something like that.
>>150801576That's because native scousers dont like work
Konate kinda looks like he could be Mainoo's older brother
>>150802101Isa belongs to Konate
honestly the united job is perfect at this stageeveryone knows the club is rotten to the core so when you inevitably fail, people won't hold it against you too muchwhen you get sacked you get a huge pay dayin the off chance you're successful you're the legendary club icon that brought united back to the top
>>150800956No one really includes titles from before the PL except Liverpool who needed a 35 year cope. No one cares about how many titles Liverpool bought in the 1970s and 1980s. What matters is what's happened since 1992.
>>150800217https://x.com/TheHateCentral/status/1960815808147292556The best one
>>150802238Weird, because United fans chant "20 times Man United", which includes pre 92 titles.Also United fans talking about history is hilarious, given thats all they have now
>>150802803>United fansDon't really have any nowadays
>>150802803pretty sure it's 13 times Man Utd, Liverpool have a long way to go
>>150802861Ok Grandpa, time for bed
>You lived long enough to see United become the "muh history" clubBlessed timeline
warra win dat wuz den redz
>>150802238Based and correct
>Gary Neville says he's 'seen this film' with Man United boss, who he is 'worried' for, as alarm rings on tactics, league position - and THREE players who 'do not work in the Premier League' I'd fucking hate to have this bloke as a fan of my club. Always pushing players out, always putting them down but also when they fluke a win (or a loss like vs. Arsenal) it gets spun as a new dawn each time.
>>150804614feel like a lot of the former man united guys are like that, we're bombarded with class of 92 shit constantly, back when SAF was in charge it wasn't like this, etc etc. probably annoying for new managers
>>150804614that's bad but13 times 13 times Man Utd
>>150804905>muh historyThere's kids playing in the PL now who've only ever known United as lolcows
I know it's ragebait and I know I fell for it by even reacting but an engagement baiter on Xitter said that it's harder for Arsenal to win the league because there are more London clubs in the prem meaning there are more derby days where emotions run high. It doesn't even make me mad but that's a really funny excuse
>>150805627Tbf imagine if Liverpool had to play Everton 8 times a season
>>150805627The London derbies don't generally mean much, too big a city. Only Arsenal vs. Spurs and to a lesser extent West Ham vs. Chelsea But it's important to note that all London clubs loathe Spurs
>>150805847>>150805627** 10 times
>>150805855Chelsea vs Fulham is the real derby
>>150805855spurs is west hams cup final not chelsea look how mad they are over kudus 2 most based clubs are millwall and spurs everyone hates us
>>150805890>Chelsea vs Fulham is the real derbySame Road Derby
>>150805890isnt it crazy that chelsea call themselves chelsea but actually are based in fulhamwould be like if idk tranmere started calling themselves liverpool FC. tinpot
>>150805983>As there was already a team named Fulham in the borough, the name of the adjacent borough of Chelsea was chosen for the new club; Plastic since day one
>>150806122>Not calling themselves Fulham Borough instead
>>150806175Hammersmith Football Club sounds kinda cool actuallyor kensington i guess. i mean they clearly just pick whatever name they want so who cares
>>150802238>>150802861I wonder what you guys will have once Slot wins it for Liverpool 12 more times in a row.
>>150806691Missed out one >>150804259
>>150806691As long as PGMOL keep bailing them for the next 452 matches I can see it happening.
>>150807127you can see the erosion of soul twice, 2004/05 and 2011/12
>>150786548Kek. It's actually better for us because we're too shit to hold the ball and play possession like Pep wants, and we've got Donnarumma now to save us from all the chances we're going to concede by being shit. People haven't clocked onto it yet but City are basically hoofball FC now. We might actually see the best of Haaland this season as a result.
>>150807097This player doesn't carry Liverpool btw
>ctrl+F Wirtz>nothingI expected better As did they, spunked £100m on the cunt
>>150807411yeah expected more from from dave or citymong or whatever his name is about itpoor showing from wirtz feel like they bought him partly to help unlock these low block defenses he wasn't very good today, well to be fair most of liverpool weren't good but it's hard to break down a team that plays 10 inside their penalty area for 95% of the matchbut it's a long season who knows maybe wirtz will be #unlocked eventually.
it's not even that mbeumo is fat (which he is), it's that he's really lazy as well
was watching the game at the bar with some friends when one of them pointed out how much "that tubby guy just walks around" to which I replied "more like waddles around". Needless to say they nearly spit out their drinks, and I didn't have to pay for a single beer the whole night (as I had forgotten my wallet again)
MEEP MEEP
>>150807127Lol liverpool have only won the league twice*
>>150809439show me how far he ran (you won't!)
Can somebody tell me why there's Liverpool fans posting about Man United at 4am in the epl thread?
>>150809657I'm famously a qpr neutral (iykyk) and am waiting for some mbeumo stats to arrive
>woke up>yanited lost
>>150809439*mbeep mbeep
>Dean Smith is elite in MLSWELCOME TO WEST HAM
Sir Alex Ferguson planned to stay until 2023 but decided to retire after the club refused to buy the players he wanted. The players he wanted? Ronaldo and Bale.
>>15081062010 more years of success for a one off fee of £200M. Now they spend that every summer and the team gets worse.Fucking over Ferguson is the reason they fail now. Its karma.
Can't wait until Man United are stuck in the relegation zone after January and they bring in Ruud as an interim coach to steady the ship for the post-Amorim rebuild where they spunk another £350m on a bunch of blundershitga frauds
>>150810671They'll get Baleba in January for £100M and string a few results together for a top 6 finish.
>>150809657Do you think it's atypical for people to laugh at that retarded club?
Weghorst would've saved this United team
*runs*
>>150811133no one can save that team, they need maybe another 7-8 new and actually good players plus a new manager AND owner/s. Not gonna happen.
>>150793084Check his bank account.
>>150811285Luke Shaw in 2025 bro, it's over
woke nonsense
>Liverpool are the first side in Premier League history to win four consecutive games thanks to winning goals scored in the final 10 minutes or later.
At the end of last season, Tottenham was faced with a choice of sticking with a stylistically dogmatic manager or going back to the basics and getting a manager who plays pragmatismball. When(not if) Amorim gets sacked Man Utd will be faced with that choice as well. They will almost certainly have to choose between Iraola or Silva as they will both be out of contract. This choice will make or break the club
>>150811409Man United would make better decisions if they gave up the ambition of thinking of themselves as a top club. They passed over Frank because they liked the idea of bringing in this Portuguese wizard who wins everything. They keep throwing the kitchen sink with risky moves and it keeps backfiring. Only a pragmatist can sort out the shit pie of current Man United, the various shit from all the previous managers have just built up and up like sediment over the years. A pragmatist would be able to get a tune out of Mainoo at least.
I think I’ve figured out another one of Dave’s core memories, and it’s right up there with being teased by an 8-year-old girl for supporting Man U, and when he was tragically raped by his brother in the sweltering hot summer of 2002Why do you think he is desperately focused on pushing his made up Isa Slot fantasy?The actual reports of David Moyes’s daughter and Wilf Zaha (and subsequent light mockery on /sp/) in 2013
>>150811201you won't hear the media report this
TIK TOK WAYNE
>>150811630>tik tokit's tick tock you zoomer brain addled retard
>>150811348I was assured by posters on this board that they would do a tribute in the first game of the season and then move on and not milk it
>>150811648those posters don't know liverpool fansin fairness that IS burnley's programme
>>150811348bit harsh making his corpse still turn up to training and match daysanything to honor the contract
>>150811201>1st>1st>1st150M justified
>>150811201>100m for Miguel Almiron
>>150811393unsustainable, sure they did it last season too but that was the odd game with stella performances in between. Relying on it every game so far spells disaster especially now that the games every 3 days schedule starts.
>>150811910stellar
>>150811393mentality monsters
Wait you're telling me a Liverpool have the same number of league titles as Manchester United, but twice as many Champions Leagues ?And this is supposed to be a rivalry ?It's more like ownership from a Liverpool point of view.
>>150811348Ghosted all game
>Shartsnal fans mad because Liverpool can overcome a low block away from home
>>150812027>dodgy 95th minute penaltyMAGISTERIAL
>>150812039>dodgy
Thinking about United getting little bro'd by the Grimsby manager after losing to them
>apply pressure>opponent cracks
Game’s gone
>>150812055And the Grimsby keeper was a United fan too, and even he thought they were shit
>call in favor of my club :)>call in favor of a rival club :(
>The Englishman leading Messi in Golden Boot racehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/crrjzpvjk8joFor those wanting to dodge clickbait, it's Bournemouth & Forest flop Sam Surridge who has scored 21 goals for Nashville.
>for those hoping to dodge a clickbait article you wouldn't have seen unless I posted it
Fellow Arselords, we currently have the highest goal difference, and are on track to win the Goal Difference trophy at the end of the season. Another prestigious honour in the bag for Super Mik.
>Back me or Sack Me, I Will Not ChangeI am sorry to the Man United board, but I must stick to my principles of losing every game I play.
>>150812117Stop crying.
>>150809439Dan James still got itit being speed and basically nothing else
>>150812136Hmm, this seems like false flagging b8
>>150809439working theory: when you are that large a small shift of the gut is quite a large distance which is being incorrectly measured as speed
looking through the fixture list amorim won't win 2 league games back to back as united manager
Who is getting sacked first?
>>150809439>>150812241alternative theory: someone may be holding chocolate bars at either end of the stadium (cruel)
>>150809439>>150812241>>150812249conspiracy theory (unsubstantiated): clones
>>150812242The United fan who refuses to cut his hair until they win 5 games in a row is gonna regret it
>>150812249LMAO HE DIDNT EVEN TAKE IT OUT OF THE WRAPPER
>>150812276They don't even have Europe. He legit might end up not cutting it for at least another year. Even if he'd have said 3 in a row he would have been in trouble.
>>150812276How does his hair defy gravity?
>>150812324Even title winning sides don't always win 5 in a rowHe's going to have to straighten it or something
>>150791923I am moving to Fulham in 2 weeks lads>What is my chance of getting stabbed?>Would that be more or less painful than rooting for Fulham FC this season?>Should I root for Chelsea instead?Only real bribtongs need reply. Note, I am European not amerimutt current 4chin flag notwithstanding.
>>150812276Dude legit won’t cut his hair for years to come, hope he gets something awful like dreadlocks.
Amorim last night blurted out that United were the worse team against Arsenal. How that match is still kicking around in press conferences I have no clue.
>>150812437>What is my chance of getting stabbed?None. Fulham is posh, also don't believe that wierdo fearmongering stuff about London>Would that be more or less painful than rooting for Fulham FC this season?Fulham are comfy, not going anywhere but not going down>Should I root for Chelsea instead?If you like to have intercourse with men for monetary gain, yes
>>150812446he said the opposite, he thought manure were better, which is funnier
>>150812485Yeah true, you're probably right but I can parse that response either way
>ynr the "citypool" era these 2 clubs have an overflow of repressed homosexuality.
West Ham fans are brutal lmao
>>150812551Kuwait until I tell you about a little club called Arsenal...
>>150812607he already supports Arsenal. Like we all do.
Yet another abysmal match for £100m Wirtz going unmentioned
>>150812675>wewe being the foreign flags presumably
I couldn't believe the Spurs/Bournemouth thread was still up Had a look at it and there's some Yid literally having a full-on meltdown in there What a strange website this is
>>150812777genuinely kept seeing it in the catalog but had this anxiety that if i click it am gonna see some regrettable sights, but now you piqued my interest.
>>150812777if you scroll up that one australian spurs fan kept bumping it wanting to discuss the spurs midfield and then it started getting bumped as a troll/as a novelty of it still being there
>>150812777imagine the tottenham vs villarreal pre-match thread that will pop up after he's done his marathon spamming session
>>150812829oh yeah thats tomorrow already2 games a week goes mad you forget what its like in the off season
>>150812551those games were such high quality, entertaining affairs.and then you have arsenal pop up with their billion pound stoke football
The moral victory v Arsenal feels a long time ago
>>150812249Chortling
>>150812849>billion pound stoke footballSpeaking of Liverpool this season play the worst football in the league given the players Wirtz we have to exclude (on the no discussion list with Chelsea) but even the actually good players look way off it, literally diving for penalties
>>150812276Bro turned Jewish lmao
>>150812437>I am moving to Fulham in 2 weeks lads Where will you live and how much is it costing if you don't mind my asking?
>>150812858>me dive for goal>me win game*gets taken off 15 minutes before half time*
>The gang finishes 16th
>>150812872>yellow piss AI filterdisgusting dont post this slop
for me its Isak's sister
>>150812878I got it from The United Stand's twitter m8, blame Sir Mark Goldbridge
>>150812872What do the gay butterfly's represent?
>>150812886>blame a fictional character
>>150812849>le "high quality" because of the hecking ATTACKING FOOTBALL man, master PEP vs master Kloppo was full of respect for each other and Gave it ALL! it was like in those cool japanease animus!!!>what? We lost all of them and won just a rigged covid silverware? who cares the klopp gang put a good fight THOUGHwish i got some basedaks to use cause all of you cunts are the literal embodiment of a redditor.
>>150812883Ngl she's a baddie
>>150812276Should pour bleach on it. And him.
Yank owners scrambling for a clue lol
>>150812960>sounded outWhat did they shove in his pisshole?
>>150812900Kuwait a minute, is an Arsenal fan trying to roast Liverpool for *only* winning one league title?
Liverpool really will take the most hollow of refball victories and spin it into overcoming the most insurmountable of odds
>>150813088Disregard that, I suck cocks
>>150813088>t. fan of shit gay club who can't overcome surmountable odds
>>150813123assuming its true it is asking for the sack innitthey keep the fans separated and then the staff are going to taunt them, its asking for trouble especially when youre the one getting them pissed
>>150807307>noooo we must have the same two winners every single year Say what you will about Chelsea and the Russian but they saved this league from being completely pointless to watch
>>150813123Saw this on twitter. Bloke who posted it flapped it and deleted all his socials. Typical mancunian coward.
>>150812551Repressed?
>>150813143>Man U would have won 7 in a row without Roman's gorillionsThe horror....
>that Spurs matchthread from August still on the catalogwtf?
>>150812858>Speaking of Liverpool this season play the worst football in the league given the playerswe've watched arsenal play to win corners with 11 men behind the ball btw.
KUWAIT VS DAVEKUWAIT VS DAVEEveryone wants to see it happen~
>>150812900playing extremely negative, defensive football like arsenal rarely wins you titles. arsenal lost the same amount of games as liverpool but drew 14 times. the 300 million they've spent this summer on more defensive players will surely help
>>150813287AW has started spamming it with wikipedia just like igor jesus brazil poster very strange individual
>>150812883>>150812901Image board
>>150813368What a psychotic cunt
>>150813328>extremely negative, defensive football like arsenalThey don't. Media-pushed narrative which you're swallowing and espousing. Liverpool's last 2 goals were from set pieces.
>Liverpool icon Steve Nicol calls out Florian Wirtz again after Burnley performance - 'I'm afraid' Finally some honesty. Of course it had to come from a non-Scouse legend but still, he's an atrocious signing.
It'd be nice if Liverpool played a team who actually wants to play football at some point>Arteta, Burnley, Simeone, MoyesGrim
>needing to dive and scraping a penalty against Burnley these are the facts and they are not disputable
>>150813473Top of the league, also not disputable
>Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall snubbed for BBC Goal of the Month as Liverpool man wins >The goal was an absolute rocket, as he picked up a beautiful chipped pass from Jack Grealish and smashed beyond Jose Sa. >The strike was nominated for the BBC's Goal of the Month award on Match of the Day, but the Blues star was not even named in the top three in a brutal snub. Another online poll ruined by the terminally-unemployed Liverscum, like Salah's bang-average goal getting a Puskas
>>150813393>media pushed narrativesaying this requires you to not watch football (i.e bein an arsenal fan)
>>150813491wait until you find out where everton is based abdullah
>>150813491are you ever not posting on this thread.do you ever do anything besides talking about Liverpool at every hour.do you have any other hobbies besides complaining about Liverpool in an Ecuatorian architecture discussing forum.im curious, thats all.
>>150813491> terminally-unemployedThe fucking irony hahahahhahhaha. You're literally on here obsessing over Liverpool at 4 in the morning.
It's funny how all of Liverpool's summer signings are allegedly massive flops while Arsenal's have supposedly all been huge successes and yet we see a 3 point gap that suggests otherwise. That's the power of the online Arsescum presence I suppose.
>>150813562Careful you'll have him up till 4am again seething
>he's still seething about the Salah goal winning the Puskas award 8 years agoFucking incredible stuff.
>>150813601He's still seething about a league cup semi final getting delayed due to a COVID outbreak 5 years ago because Dalglish's niece worked in the HR department and somehow snuck into the lab and forged the results or something
>n-n-noo we dont play pulisball
>>150813670If xG matters so much all of a sudden (it doesn't) then they had a higher xG than Liverpool did at the Anfield library >n-no but- You made xG the conversation Get angry at yourself
I'm not an Arsenal enjoyer but it would be quite funny if they terrorise their way to the title while other clubs seethe about muh attackin' football
>>150813580Course the funny part about this banner is that it supposes that Slot is the bride - dressed in a white dress, getting married to a bloke Liverscum are deeply weird people who apparently love having homosexual managers
The lengths the media will stretch in order to avoid upsetting Scousescum It's actually laughable
>>150813751what the fuck are those stats hahahaha
fucking hell no wonder bundes is laughing at us £110m for running ahead of ball better than anyone else
>>150813751not a fan of alternative jerseys, ESPECIALLY when they don't have any of your red, and ESPECIALLY if you're called the reds. It can't be reconciled
Liverpool FC are the protagonists of human history. They can do no wrong.
>Liverpool FC are the protagonists of human history. They can do no wrong.
xG is meaningless to me and anyone else with upwards of half a brain but it means the world to Liversimp so here's one for him >Mo Salah has generated just 0.04(xG) across his last three games (excluding penalties).
>>150813919xG is useful across a large sample size, that's the whole point of a statistical model. Across a relatively small sample size, like a single match, it's a lot less meaningful though.
>Luke Edwards: Sesko risks going the way of Højlund at MUFC Yeah he has been shite but first league start and away to Man City he's written off by this fat bum Meanwhile Wirtz............
>>150813988>Meanwhile Wirtz............the constant internal narrative of citymeng
>Obsessing over Liverpool on a Monday afternoonYou not got a job to go to mate? Might want to apply for some jobs, make use of this time rather than crying over the Premier League champions
>>150813919Like with almost every other stat, it doesn't tell the whole story but people act like it does.
>d-don't talk about us and our latest flop please- Not very Millwall is it
>>150810838At 4am when everyone is asleep for their jobs
>>150811970Good morning Saar. Liverpool have 2 EPL titles.
>Salah has done nothing, Wirtz is invisible and Kerkez is shitmad how Liverpool are dominating the Premier League with 8 players
Actually impressed how humble wirtz has been, he could have (deservedly so) attempted to take over the team, but instead --recognizing what a well oiled machine he stepped into-- decided to let those around him shine, and facilitate their games in a way only true ball knowers can see
How close is Wirtz to being as big of a flop as coutinho or hazard? Germans werr so sure he was gonna be top 10 across all positions in england
>>150814556I like to give all players from another league an entire season to settle (even if it's a club I don't support like Liverpool). But he really doesn't look very good and he certainly doesn't justify this hands-off approach from the media when no fucker else in other clubs seems to get it.
Mad how its only foreign flags shilling Liverpool.FUN FACT:>Everton is the most widely supported club by Scousers
>>150814575O RLY?https://x.com/LFCGroove/status/1904112932490723558
>>150814556a 15 year old from their academy could have done just as much
Liverpool are benefitting from two-tier football reporting
>>150814575dont forget the indian e-scousers
Ian Ladyman with the most blatant lie of the day: >While other clubs wait to see if players signed in recent summers will ever come good, you have to go back a long way to find a genuine Liverpool dud. Surely even the most hardened of Liverpool fans would agree Nunez was overall a flop. A goal here or there doesn't make up for it, it was his job and expected of him.
>>150814660But they've signed three genuine duds this summer alone. Evidently you don't need to go that far back at all.Before anyone gives me that "the jury is still out" cope. I'd seen more hit pieces put out on Voltamarda before he even played a game than I've seen on Wirtz, Sesko, Mbeumo, and Cunha combined despite their 3-4 appearances each.
>>150814612klopp's kids still thriving long after his departure
>>150814556I can see him being as lacklustre as Countinho but he'd have to be unbelievably shit to reach Hazard levels.
>>150814843Well I don't trust Liverpool fans to be candid so I went with Nunez, an expensive player with tons of game time who none of them liked and actively wanted to leave. When he left they were relieved. It's a completed tale and that of a genuine flop so I went with him.
>>150812249this is the theory i believe, the fat fuck
>>150814932where is Manchester United?
>>150815171still chasing haaland to this day
>The manc rat who got the lad sacked at city game has deleted all his social media and gone into hiding Lmao
Wilder re-appointed Sheff Utd boss
>>150815317this can only end well
>>150815317not a serious club
>>150815317I'm gettin too old for this shit...
>>150815451>implying anyone cares about PL clubs that aren't Slop Six / meme teams
>>150815451based non-league bully
>>150815451posted in hope of this exact replyyou're nothing but my puppet
Nothing makes me happier than seeing a non league game thread, and I enter and make the first post to remind them that they are watching irrelevant, non league garbage. Of course it's the first post because their threads get about 7 replies in 90 minutes, but I love to remind them of their level
>>150814556He's been alright and with 12/12 points after some tough games in the opening and + 4 already on last season from the same games.
>>150815451this is one of the good gimmicks of /epl/keep fighting the good fight.
>>150815451Ahem if the team has a page on the official Premier League website it is OFFICIALLY /epl/https://www.premierleague.com/en/clubsI would welcome Blackpool fans to post in this thread immediately
>>150815562damn...facts and logic...citations...non-league bully on the ropes
>>150815317When will it end
>>150815562Bristol City fans on the ropes here
>>150815553Great fulfilling life you have there m8
>>150815451Announcing a report is a bannable offence in itself lad
>>150815657How about announcing Deez Nuts on your face
>>150797351This is correct. All our sports are cheap imitations of baseball
>>150815317Hey, going back to what works helps.
>>150814272And they're still more successful than Man United, embarassing "rivalry" really.I guess Liverpool FC is unrivalled in their country
isa isak and the slot-in-law
>>150812777>Had a look at it and there's some Yid literally having a full-on meltdown in thereNo, that's AW. See >>150814814AW fuming that a Spurs matchday thread lasted this long. He tried spamming but the mod came and wiped 'im
DEANODEANO DEANODEANO
>>150815897That's not really something to be proud of
liverpool really is the juventes of the prem
>>150816002lots of indian fans?
>>150815897Why would a spurs fan want a match thread where they lost kept up? I know it's tough for you to do because of your nationality, but use your brain
>>150816022cheaters
>>150815451>>150815553Absolutely BASED beyond belief. Non-league faggots on suicide watch
>>150816027why would you keep discussing a win? things went well, enjoy some highlights, donewith a loss there is much to be discussed and debated as evidenced
>>150816027What makes you think it's a spurs fan, aw? your usual schizophrenia?sometimes threads stay up, people have a laugh. It's not something to fume about, but it's hilarious that it drives you mental. What a loser haha
>>150816044>with a loss there is much to be discussed and debated as evidencedNot really sure anyone in that thread cared at the time except the extremely autistic Aussie who couldn't let the thread die.>>150816051>sometimes threads stay upOver two weeks isn't normal on /sp/.
>>150816002Genuinely hilarious comparison considering Liverpool fans murdered Juventus fans and have since gloated about putting English football back a decade.
>>150816051are you a mate poster is that your angle?
>>150816051I'm a Liverpool fan who couldn't care less>sometimes threads stay up>For 14 days>On a fairly quick boardOK, mate
>>150816110>/sp/>"fairly quick"Slow as fuck compared to how it used to be.This Aussie defending that shite thread is hilarious. What a sad no life cunt.
>>150816120>h-h-he's defending the threadnah that's just your schizophrenia again aw.it's just a bit of harmless fun in a long lasting thread. it's even funnier that it triggered you so hard you wasted 75+ minutes spamming wikipedia copypasta only for most of it to get deleted, and you're STILL trying. you are literally the biggest melt on /sp/ haha
the aussie is a spurs hater (ange cultist) that thought keeping it up would annoy spurs fans he is the same one that got made fun of for not knowing bissouma and ange were good mates >how could you know all that?its all here in my meticulously curated /sp/ poster filing system
>>150816211aw, you reeeeeally gotta take your meds this time. i'm worried about you.
>>150798728there were a lot of Utd fans in here during /trans/, seem to have drifted away recently for some reason
>>150816192>it's just a bit of harmless fun in a long lasting threadEveryone involved in that thread after the match finished is a saddo who couldn't let the thread fall off. This isn't a forum or Reddit, threads aren't intended to stay up forever on an imageboard. You would know that if you weren't a newfag.
>>150816240Sure mate, everyone having a bit of fun are the sados, not the hilarious mental case who spent his whole day spamming wikipedia in a fit of rage LMAOKeep up the hard work mate, it makes it even funnier. I can't believe an old thread gets you fuming so much hahahaha
>>150816252So people repeatedly posting "bump" to stop a thread falling off the board hours after discussion stopped aren't sad then? You're just as sad as the sperg spamming Wikipedia posts to kill the thread.
>>150816211>not knowing bissouma and ange were good matesThat really was a strange post. I can't stand Spurs and knew they adored one another.
>>150816252got to admit it is funny that the janny cleaned up the attempts to get the thread to bump limit
>>150816211I'm sure it's the same one who gets exposed thread after thread for thinking discussions = calling the other person an idiot
>>150816277One of those things takes a few seconds, the other requires committing over an hour of your time. I guess it's no surprise someone as stupid as yourself can't infer the obvious discrepancy in hilariously idiotic behavior, AW.>You're just as sad as the sperg spamming Wikipedia posts to kill the thread.Why are you referring to yourself in the third person AW? We all know you're the only one upset over the thread lmao.
is this the spurs supporting aussie nutcase
>>150816305>>150816309And right on time.>>150816313Yep. The one who thinks his IQ is 1,000 and everyone else has an IQ of -1.
Are you going to Oktoberfest?
>>150816313>aw changing flag to avoid suspicion
DEANO DEANO DEANO DEANO
>>150816331who isn't this "aw" in your eyes
>>150816352Ppl who don't fume about a long-living thread. Try to be more discreet next time AW.
>>150816361i didn't say anything about a thread, big fella, relax
>>150816331>>150816361Explains why you're up at 4am, schizo
>>150816326I'm going Cannstatter Volksfest instead. Looks way more comfier
>>150816358>lolcott
>>150816326>Oktoberfest>Is in SeptemberI won't participate in your lies and deceit Klaus
>>150816459Same reason AW was up at 4am talking about Liverpool presumably
>>150816358>Arsenal (1) Theo Walcott
>>150816663I remember when I had no job out of uni and I would stay up past 3am. Feels fucking weird now that I did that regularly. For those schizos that's their life all day every day until they eventually die.
Could've had a match on tonight if Sky demanded one
Even on Saturday we all knew beyond a doubt that Wirtz would have yet another dreadful match. Imagine being that finished as a player so early into your new club.
>>150816805How many hours have you been in this thread straight spamming the same 3-4 things over and over? 14 hours at this point?
Stop talking about the only proven flop of the window la'
>>150816358>LiverpoolScreaming. The same club who needed refball against Bournemouth, Burnley, and Newcastle are going to win the CL. Absolutely screaming.>>150816805The media keep defending him hoping that his confidence won't drop. The second the media decide enough is enough and throw him to the wolves the Liverpool customers will be sending him death threats and booing every touch of the ball.He's probably hoping that Isak is a bigger flop to draw attention away from himself. I think Isak will pop up with a few goals though, particularly penalties assuming Salah lets him take them. He'll have plenty of opportunities to do that if PGMOL carry on the way they've started the season.
>>150816477>>150816671Based believer
You can talk about /epl/ matters here But no Wirtz and Chelsea It upsets their customers you see
How does Amorim still have a job?
>>150816358Kek, based Walcott
>>150816841kek who has the russian vpn
it's inevitable that we win the UCL and the PL this season. the silver cup yearns for a REAL london club
>>150815317Also rumoured that former owner 'Poundland Prince' Abdullah is coming back to work in an advisory role.Getting the old band back together.
>>150817381Wilder been hitting the ozempic harder than the Peroni kek
>>150817463Wew
where the FUCK is non-league bully when you need him
>>150817502He has a life unlike the non league spackers, probably drinking or fucking women
>>150817502Grow up, child.
>>150817488glad he's back desufuck the Spanish fraud
>>150817528This post is very clearly 100% lies
>>150817381>>150817463>>150817488>Non-league mongballQuite literally no one cares, as you well know or you would’ve made a separate thread to post about this tripe. KYS you worthless lower league roach.
>>150817585BASED BASED BASED
>>1508175854chan is your life, isn't it.
Liverpool legend Jamie Carragher once again telling everyone how handsome Amorim is...
>>150817585HES BACK
I hate the new CL format so much..... uhh
>>150817353You'll be Kuwaiting a long time for that my friend
>>150817703whys that
>>150817502I was the guy that started it, ngl I kinda feel a bit guilty
>>150817720The shitty league format
>>150817734what makes it shitty in your opinion
>>150817627SEEEEEEEEETHING
>>150817724gives me a laugh and no one but the biggest babies would take it seriously
>>150817746I want home and away matches. Before the group stages were full of suspense most of the time.
>>150817751You didn't deny it. Saddo.
>>150817805i get what you mean but its inherently uneven anyway because you can get good or bad draws whether you play them once or twice and it means playing more teams across europe which is interesting
League needs Big Sam and Dyche in it
>>150817807It’s just a bit of banter lad no need to cry
>>150817844>just a bit of banterYou've cried about it for years. Think that goes beyond "banter" lad. I'd call that "obsession".
who will man utd play tomorrow for the ucl?
>>150817836Man United should go for Dyche, they're a relegation club now
>>150817877RB Leipzig
seen enuff now to know liverpoo aint winning shit this year. i predict a big humiliation is on the cards against whoever the fuck theyre playing in europe this week.
Iraola will be the next City manager. Poop ain’t staying past this season
>>150818086Get back on topic please, Liverpool and Man Utd only.
>>150813287>same sperg as earlier tried spamming the Bournemouth Wikipedia article instead and got the same resultLMAO
>>150817779shove it up your arse you deranged scumbag! I will be the end of you!
>>150818109If the customers of those 2 clubs treat /epl/ and /trans/ like a fan forum then they can't complain
>>150818109/epl/ is just Liverpool and United like 95% of the time, isn't?
>new combined sept/oct international break next year lasts 3 weeksgrim
>>150818224who requested this?
>>150818116checked the archive, 3 hours AW was copy pasting wikipedia mental
>>150818194>isn'tSICK 'EM IBP SICK 'EM
>>150818249sounds like someone using AI tools, don't think aw is savvy enough for that
>>150818250IBP doesn't exist
>>150818281and before everyone starts pointing their fingers at me as the only person smart enough to pull it off, I've publicly admonished the use of ai tools in posting after briefly dipping my toe in the water
>>150818244No one, but the nepo hires need to justify why they're employed.
>>150818299ibp is an idea
>>150818299if only that were true, I'd be able to get a good night's sleep with having the fear of God put into me that I will feel his wrath and subsequent shame when I see he has given me a foreboding (You)
oh no, please no
Who the fuck is IBP
>>150818362Some mong the Limpet Leaf invented.
not another imaginary personality ffs
>>150818194>>150818109You're forgetting Arsenal.
>>150818362that one poster that is always correcting spelling and grammar and punctuation or whatever he has been successfully shamed into stopping by being given a name
Florian Wirtz vs Burnley:>0 Goals/Assists>0 Dribbles>0 Shots on Goal>3/10 Duels Won>20 Possessions Lost
>>150818370welcome to the board kid, check out this post right here>>150818435 and anything else is point you towards the faq hehe
>>150818086We're getting Kompany bro
how many personalities have we got here?off the top of me head:dave190/shitizenAWscousemonggeordie bastardIBP(allegedly)am sure some of these also "overlap" each other but surely that's a bit much for just one general.
>>150818491>anything else is point you
>>150818524>IBP(allegedly)I sacrificed myself (purposely) to draw IBP out of the shadows
>>150818582alright leafy am going to sleep now that you're molesting this thread, hopefully you will be asleep by the time i wake up.
>>150818533how bout y'all saddle up your itty-bitty horse and mosey yourself out of these here parts, ok pardner? Now go on now, GIT!
Ctrl+F>Liver81 results>United/manure/man u48 results>Arsenal25 results>Spurs/Tottenham20 results>City13 results>Chelsea12 results>Fulham11 results>Burnley9 results>Everton4 results>West Ham4 results>Bournemouth4 resutls>Newcastle3 results>Forest1 result>Brentford (regarding Liverpool)1 result>Wolves1 result (about the animal not the club)>Villa/Sunderland/Brighton/Leeds0 results
>>150818671depends, kuwait time so you normally wake up?
>>150818693yeh its almost like your annoying customers bored everyone else off
>>150818693>>Wolves>1 result (about the animal not the club)
>>150818693this was predicted at post number 5 >>150792138
thinking about that mong who compared flopian shartz to kevin de bruyne
>>150814660chiesa has also been shit and never reported on for some reason
>>150818763You said Wirtz was shit because his pass accuracy was low, and you didn't understand that creative players have a lower pass accuracy because their job is to create.
thinking how many posts this thick cunt has made comparing a £150m tom cleverley to multiple pl cl ballon d'or winner kevin de bruyne
>>150818878>multiple pl* cl *
>>150818693Liverpool fans have to make anything about them.
>>150818903Written by an Arsenal customer of all things kek
yeah you know the gormless poopensharten mong whos went 007 and cost 150 million quid? basically a kdb regen that
>>150818916City wanted him as their KDB replacement.
>Arsenal fans getting uppityThey've forgotten last year already kek
>>150818803cause his song is good
any requests for the new thread?
>>150818974make it something that will completely derail the thread for the first 50-100 posts!
Lloyd Kelly has currently scored more goals than Florian Wirtz.
>>150818974Amorim's burner twitter account got found out
>>150818863>creative players have a lower pass accuracy because their job is to create.And he's created fuck all so stop being an argumentative cunt
>>150819091>>150819091>>150819091
>>150819074His passing accuracy being low isn't the reason he's bad. You were just wrong and didn't understand the point I was making because you're thick.
>>150813491Hey, Salah fanboys were also against it since it wasn't even the best goal he scored that month, never mind that year.
