HEADLINESHEADLINESBurrow hurt but Browning rallies Bengals to winCowboys sign Clowney to boost depth, says JonesSteelers rookie rues key kickoff 'mistake' in lossMcDaniel not worried about job as Fins start 0-2Browns not mulling QB change despite strugglesRuss tunes out 'noise' with vintage performance49ers hail Purdy fill-in Jones: 'Hell of a job' in winFields suffers concussion as Jets flattened by Bills----WEEK. 2 ----->CIN 31, JAX 27>DAL 40, NYG 37 (OT)>DET 52, CHI 21>PHI 20, KC 17>LAR 33, TEN 19>NE 33, MIA 27>SF 26, NO 21>BUF 30, NYJ 10>SEA 31, PIT 17>BAL 41, CLE 17>ARI 27, CAR 22Previous: >>150803453Go Rams!Thread Theme:https://youtube.com/watch?v=qGyhZ5ZW3Po&si=TFDGqBgPq9P7htb7
my clotties :)
Brady could literally come out of retirement for half the teams in the league and be a top 10 QB at 49
mahomes looks like total shit. he cant read a defense
I hope Ariel Young is laughing in whatever way she is able to right now.
my reffies!
YUNG FLACCIE
>>150805213>BurrowI will keep saying it. Their offensive line is fine. They get fucked up all the time because all they do is spam passes and the defense just loads up to pass rush. Their scheme sucks and Burrow isn't mobile enough to not have a run game.
When did they start doing that "WOW" sound effect thing that YouTube videos and tiktoks do?
mahomies...
Now ever since a nigga was a seedOnly thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballinRidin' on these niggas 'cause they lameIn a 6-1 Chevy, still heavy in this game—can you feel me?Blame it on my momma I'm a thug niggaUp before the sunrise, quicker than the drug dealersTell me if it's on, nigga then we first to bombBust on these bitch-made niggas, hit 'em up, WESTSIDEAin't nobody love me as a broke niggaFinger on the trigger, Lord forgive me if I smoke niggasI love my females strapped, then fuck her from the backI get my currency in stacks, California's where I'm at - right?Passed by while these niggas wonder whyI got shot but didn't die, let 'em see who's next to tryDid I cry? Hell nah, nigga tears shedFor all my homies in the pen', many peers dead, niggaStill Ballin'
>>150805191
Is there gonna be a game thread bros?
Rammies took care of business today
Now that I think about it, I've never seen a single Falcons fan show themselves on spee
I saw a black guy at a Culver's one time and he smelled like burnt plastic
>>150805259I dunno if we can stop that tush push
>>150805266They were around back in the Matt Ryan days newfag
Rams and Eagles are shit teams.
>Beg. Its not too late for my mercy.
Someone explain the leverage penalty to me like I'm a retard. I'm confused as hell.
>>150805268it's a good week when you get new flu material
*loses the game*
>makes Chiefs go 0-3 in your pathThe real white man will be marching on, Mutts
Late night, come homeTravis sucks, I KNOWShe left me papers by the stairsSurprises let me know she dares
>>150805276I doubt it.
>>150805269
>>150805291defense guy can not use offense guy for make taller. bad move. penalty. bad guy gets shame.
It’s not over. My Chiefs can still win m. It’s not over. They might fumble.
>Mahomie has too much on his plate, someone else needs to step up and take some pressure of mahomie.baby goat?
>>150805291Ehhh, whatever the reffies feel like it is.
That chiefs game showed me that even the refs won’t be able to drag this anemic chiefs offense to another owl. The dynasty is dead.S
>>150805305is is a White (black) male and would not speak in this manner. This is fake.
Ben Johnson's bitch ass lmao. Good luck with zesty ass Caleb Williams fucking dumbass.
>>150805318Thank you.
>>150805305chris jones is a FAT chud
>>150805337See you February bb
>>150805337the "dynasty" was never a thing. If anything, the refs should be named a dynasty, along with the sports betting and state farm commercials.
Just because my chiefs are 0-2 doesn't mean we aren't making the super bowl this year. Patrick mahomes is 4-0 against the bills on the playoffs. After we beat the giants and ravens everyone will be terrified of another AFC champ and another year of chiefs dominating shit teams.
Can someone tell the NFL social media team to not have their clips start after the ball is snapped?
Hey Bears fans, I know you guys aren't happy about how the first 2 weeks have gone, but your QB sure is, and that matters right? Don't you just love how happy he is while down 17 points?
I might as well just say it:I really, really hate blacks and jews. Lenny Kravitz is my sworn enemy. What should I get from pizza hut before the SN game
Eli's starting to look like a slimy old jew
>>150805362Facebook tier post
>>150805347tfw no game manager qb
>>150805368Anyway, here are some mp4s hot off the presses
>>150805362this
>>150805337>shEagles barely manage to beat the chiefs thanks to an error by Kelce>Chiefs are washed..!!Filthydelphia fags are insufferable
>>150805368Reminder that if that was a queefs WR (if they even exist since you know DEY BE INJURED N SHEEEEEIT) that would have been a 15 yard penalty and ejection of the CB that did it.
Queefs fans quiet, as they should be. Enjoy your Patriots back to irrelevancy status.
>>150805383>reference facebookNow THAT is a facebook-tier post.
>>150805337Yeah, the refball was apparent and it couldn't stop the birds
>>150805396>choofs lost by an error by their HoF star player that is engaged to Taylor Swift just before the season.
>>150805291Here’s how the NFL rulebook legislates leverage:”Placing a hand or hands on a teammate or opponent to gain additional height to: (1) block or attempt to block an opponent’s kick or apparent kick, or (2) attempt to jump through a gap to block an opponent’s kick or apparent kick.
>>150805391The eagles got insane ref ball on their side. Mahomes wpuldve won if it was a shoot out with 30 seconds left but ok you can accept your cheap "victory" just like the Superbowl
>>150805337All according to plan
JOE COOL ICY COLD
>>150805396The cope begins
>>150805400Reminder that the Chiefs completely own your miniscule broken mind
>>150805191It sure has been fun being a Packers fan lately. Thank you Jerry.
>>150805421>references it twicethat's a yikes from me
>Kelce injured Xavier and just made a game changing turnover against the Eagles.Time to retire?
>>150805291>>150805426Stupid rule that discourages creativity and fun playsNo Fun League
>>150805391
>>150805406>PatriotsSee, I don't remember any pats fans, except maybe bitchknees, crying about injuries and yadda ya. So, I don't know if that comparison is fair.
Chiefskiddies are boilin kek
>>150805436How did he get turf toe?
>Chiefs are 0-2LOLOL
>Mathew Cuckford iykyk
>>150805450That's because you're a pathetic newfag
>>150805455Projection
>>150805396I’ve watched maybe 8 NFL games in the last two weeks and I had forgotten what a chiefs game looked like. As soon as the fuckery started it all came rushing back. Everyone knows what the chiefs “dynasty” really is. You don’t even need to look at any of the statistical analysis they’ve done on it
Mahomes revenge streak starts now. We aren't losing another game this season from right now.
>>150805428Are you kidding? The refs were clearly pulling for the Chiefs.>would'vekek
>>150805439Yet, here (You) are. Giving me all those (You)s for three years now.
swifties... I think it's time to cancel the marriage to this washed up loser.
>>150805459Still going to win the owl. My Chiefs finna put the league on notice. Cap this.
>>150805449
queefies just lashing out at everyone tonight. kek. you just LOVE to see it.
>>150805426I was looking at the wrong gy. 93 is the guy who jumped high but he wasn't the one called for leverage, the guy to his left, our right was. It's the correct call.
>>150805473>Freely admitting you’ve been at it for three full yearsChiefs-owned faggot lmao
>>150805458playing football I think
>>150805458Milk is for white supremacists' so he doesn't drink it, therefore he lacks calcium and has brittle little toes.
>>150805481>how to look like a douchebag from behindamazing attention to detail.
>>150805484
>Queefies can't admit their refbabby dynsasty is overSorry, but the script was updated. Eagles are on top now. We don't need you anymore.
>>150805489It’s been way longer than that, it’s been since the Lions lost to the Chiefs under Matt Patricia.
>>150805499Explain Brock "prefers white receivers" Purdy getting turf toe.
>>150805503>Jake the Make is healthy and elite againfeelsgoodman
Get in here:>>150804497>>150804497
>Four NFL teams did not hold a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk: the Ravens, Bengals, Lions, and Colts.Based.
>>150805503
>>150805520kys gamethread faggot
this pregame show is terrible
Berds Won
Once Rice and Worthy are back we may have a very lethal offense, now that Thornton has proven he’s a reliable deep threat. That’s 4 good receivers (Rice, Worthy, Hollywood, Thornton) plus Shuster.
>>150805532I said get the FRICK in there.
Based tryhard goober
>>150805503>Kwabce just throws his hands up and immediately gives up on the playBitch that was your fault, then you punk out? Im seething on film day if im his teammate
jaguars are a dirty team
>>150805536Me on the right
Taylor Swift's greatest it of all time will be about her break up with Travis Kelce, leaving him at the altar. Because her heart longs for Josh Allen.
>>150805396Bitch, you lost to the Chargers
>>150805543It's crazy how Quinyon almost actually made a play that he had no business being a part of. That straight up was not his assignment
Op-ed: it's time to ditch Carrie Underwood.
>>150805516His gay boots.
>>150805543Rice will be rustyHollywood has never had a healthy seasonWorthy showed you why 169lb guys don't last in this leagueJuJu is washed and injury proneKelce is washedChiefs are done
any millennial, gen-x that want a new white girl other than carrie underwood?
>>150805609It’s possible. We’ll see. I doubt everything goes wrong like that
lmaoing at the statmutt
>>150805614Women should not be on NFL broadcasts. In fact, they shouldn't be on television at all.
>>150805543>wekwab
0-2
>>150805469This>Eagles had to score their final TD twice>Chiefs bailed out on a 3rd and long by ticky-tack RTP call>Eagles had to get the game-clinching first down twiceIt's at the point where I honestly hope Mahomes suffers some sort of catastrophic injury. Not because I hate him personally but because it's the only way to stop the NFL from turning into the NBA. This shit needs to stop
>>150805664Kek soi bear
Ryan Poles is a fat retard
>barely beat a Cowboys team which struggled against the Giants>barely beat the Chiefs who had a TD pass bounce off Washedce's handsAm I supposed to take the Eagles seriously?
>>150805673Ugh it’s so ridiculous and blatant. You should stop watching since it’s rigged, it’s clearly a waste of time and an insult to your intelligence
>buncoslol
Now that the Choofs season is over, what team should I root for instead? I'll take any suggestions other than the Chargers or Eagles.
w hat do you think her diddies smell like?
>>150805458garbage fake grass
>>150805647Why? Because they have little pea sized brains the size of an Eagles?
>>150805682>we're takin back da norfwhy the fuck did this retard get an extension
>>150805700Colts
>JJ giving Melissa the death starekek
I forgot how much I hate this Skol crap
>>150805664well, you can't lose in week 5, so keep your head up bears anon.
Chiefs last season in games decided by 7 points or fewer: 10-0.Chiefs this season in games decided by 7 points or fewer: 0-2.
Reminder to all newfags: nobody is as good or as bad as they look in the first four weeks of the season.
Post the Vikings fan dancing in the restaurant video.
>RODGERS AND THE STEELERS THOUGHT THEY WERE HOT SHIT JUST BECAUSE THEY BEAT THE PATHETIC JETSLOL LMAO
Oh god I'm gonna skoooooooooooooooooool
>>150805683didn't you say this last year because they lost to the falcons and barely beat the browns?
WHITE POWER>SKOLWHITE POWER>SKOLWHITE POWER>SKOLWHITE POWER>SKOLWHITE POWER>SKOLWHITE POWER>SKOL
>>150805695I will stop watching if this keeps up, and so will a lot of other people. That's why the league let the Chiefs get their ass kicked in the super bowl. People were sick of their shit and Goodell pulled his head out of his ass for once
>>150805731Your lack of a ability to read body language is a good sign you have Asperger's Syndrome. You just need to work with a body language coach etc
>>150805732It's a nice thing to have so other teams can steal it like a Lambeau leap.
I hated vikings>blonde cheerleaderI like vikings
i'm scared of being let down by my clotties bros i almost wish they wouldn't give me hope
>>150805786>blonde cheerleader
>>150805775No, you won’t. You’ve been crying for years posting this exact same shit and are still here. You know full well it isn’t rigged and that you’re just a coping cry baby hater. So shut the fuck up and get a grip.
colts are taking the chiefs playoff spot this year
>>150805800they're winning the south brotoxins regress bigly
>>150805775Goodell knows how to work the marks. Everyone knew the Chiefs wete gonna get fucked in their 3peat attempt because only MUH LOMBARDI AND BART STARR CAN HAVE A 3PEAT!!!!! Just like how 15 win teams get raped because Muh Burrs.
>>150805775It was all part of the script. Make the Chiefs as unlikable as a heel could possibly be and then put them in a squash match to please all the marks (outside of KC).
>>150805854Flag on retarded samefag
>the next great >black qb hope
>>150805864Take your meds
0-2 teams in the AFCChiefsTitansDolphinsJetsBrowns
>>150805875Hurr durr retard
Honestly, they deserved it. Everyone upset now are really evil for pushing such a thing as a 'tragedy'. I am happy about it and I legit started laffing when I found out... that the Chiefs are 0-2. People will mourn and there will be participation trophies blah blah blah... but it's all bullshit. They brought it on themselves and I think everyone needs to take a big step back and analyze what just happened and maybe there's another way.
>>150805876One is not like the others
>>150805821Minnesota is in full humiliation mode
>>150805564Fuck thems fags
>black HCs
>>150805854KC has 2 post Covid Super Bowls they have nothing to birch about. Now they can slink into irrelevance and suffering as other dynasties marveling at their demise.
>>150805891based
>tfw my boy bo nix got schooled by danny d
>>150805924Please learn how to type, it’s painful seeing your illiterate retard babble all the time
>>150805915Which old qb are they running next
>>150805940Shut up nerd.
>>150805942Caleb now
>>150805961He's having a schizo moment because the Chiefs lost
>>150805928It's a tricky subject. People are legit freaking out over this, most people don't care. If you feel the need to get someone fired over laffing at the fact that the Chiefs are 0-2, then you need to realize you're pushing cancel culture bullshit.
>>150805961It’s sad because you clearly think you even have the gift of gab or something. You are the general’s equivalent of the retarded hobo under the underpass ranting about being Jesus Christ
>>150805915>ruinwhy do bearsfags think their QB selections are any better than anything else they do?
Life is good in Los Angeles
>>150805977Doesn't change the fact he is a nerd and worse yet possibly from Missouri the armpit of America.
>>150805827>it isn’t rigged>Analyzing 13,136 defensive penalties from 2015 to 2023, we find that postseason officiating disproportionately favors the Mahomes-era Kansas City Chiefshttps://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=5150453>Moreover, we find that referees are more likely to call penalties that benefit the Mahomes era Chiefs offense in high-leverage situations. When conditioning on the expected points added (EPA) potential of a play, postseason penalties tend to occur in ways that disproportionately advantage the Chiefs when they are in strong scoring position. Similarly, when conditioning on down to go, referees are more likely to call penalties that favor the Chiefs on third or fourth down, which are situations where penalties can directly extend drives. Importantly, we find no comparable postseason effect for the Brady-era Patriots, the Alex Smith–Andy Reid-era Chiefs, or other recent contenders such as the Philadelphia Eagles, Los Angeles Rams, or San Francisco 49ers.
giants have the chance to do the funniest thing
we need to feed taytay
Steelers are fraudsColts are legit Seahawks are...mid
I wanna fuck the plastic grandma from 40 year old virgin.
>>150806007It would so amazing if the Chiefs went into October 0-4.
>>150805854Not gonna lie, that did please me
>>150806006Yeah you keep spamming this but because I’m not a glib retard like you I actually read it. The article specifically makes it clear that the Chiefs DO NOY get help during the regular season, and are in fact one of the least helped teams. It literally refutes your weekly cope about refball after every regular season game. It’s so confusing being retarded isn’t it?
>>150805915The bears need to stop drafing QB's, they're shit at it. When they finish the season with a top 5 pick they dump Caleb, draft the best edge rusher or LB available at the top of the draft and then look for a vet qb to come in. You put a guy like Darnold at QB and the team is probably 1-1 right now with a much closer loss then today.
>>150806022I stared at a wild cat's butthole and wanted to fuck as well. But I realized that I wanted to fuck and not the cat's butthole particularly.
The Eagles totaled 216 yards.The Chiefs have lost only once since 2009 when allowing fewer than 220 yards: the other was Black Christmas (Christmas Day in 2023)
>>150805987ME HOBO LIVING FREE AND HAPPY!YOU ANGRY SAD WAGEKEK!ME POSSIBLY ON HIGH AND DRUNK!YOU NEVER TOOK A RISK!ME YELL AT CARS AND PEDESTRIANS FORCING THEM TO ACKNOWLEDGE ME!YOU NO ONE CARES!WHAT DON'T YOU GET YOU NERD!
>>150806048
>>150805821did that yt boi just twerk
>>150806080Retard
holy mogged
>>150806013
>we dem kangz
>>150805800Who the fuck is stopping >us in the divisionJasg a shit, tits a shit, toxins were always an overrated meme
>>150806074>Mahomes gets a dominant defensive performance >still losesBut I was told that having a good defense is like an automatic win and that's why all of Brady's super bowls don't count
falcons should be wearing silver pants and red socks not this stupid all white leotard shit they have going oni fucking hate (((nike))) uniforms
I love that there are exactly two types of white running backs in the NFL. The analytic thinkers like Christian McCaffrey, and then crayon munchers like Cam Skattebo
>>150805904You just have your head in your ass
>>150806085
>>150806124that doesn't work asshole nobody ever said that
>>150806136To this day the only thing that track shoe company does well is make track shoes
Will the Colts be baited into signing Danny Dimes as their official starter?
that was a brandon staley tier brainfart of a 4th down decision. punt the ball, your dc is brian flores and you have one of the best front sevens in football
>>150806177>will they be baited into doing something they've already done
why is chris jones trash talking an opponent when they are literally in victory formation lmao
>>150806171I said it sperg.
>>150806134Brady won his superbowls because he cheated. Belichick post Brady is exactly what Brady's teams would look like he if he played fair.
>>150805543>beats completely blown coverage Wow, impressive
>>150806203
>>150806203It’s week 2
>>150806188Meant as a multi year contract instead of just as a 1 year journeyman deal
>>150806086Both are true Eagles were good todayHurts sucked ballsChris Jones let Hurts know he sucked balls todayHurts response was oh yeah, at least my teammates did good?Hurts is retarded at comebacks
>>150806204you are so brave in doing so.
>>150806220yes, the choofs will still lose many more games
>>150806129Jags were fucked over by the refs. They should be 2-0.
A good couple teams scored 30+ this week. Putting on a good show.
>>150806228>Loser shit talkingwho cares lmao, let him yap
>>150806239It’s over for real this time (year 9 edition)
>>150806203iggles slow burn victories seem to elicit a unique form of seethe that I haven't seen in years
>>150806228>no turnovers you can win a lot of scroungy games doing that
>>150806204>>150806233
>>150806256ultimate cope
>>150806209
>>150806228Who should he throw the ball to on this play
We won the game, shut your fucking ass up
>mfw my chiefs are trash
>>150806273Yeah ok dude lmao
wdhmbt
hurts is an ugly chimp
>>150806245Helps when you start at midfield after you get scored on now
>>150806228>Hurts sucked ballsI don't think so
>>150806315>0-2
>seething while the opponent does victory formationit's over for the chiefs I fear
>>150806312What are they doing?
>>150806330What do you want him to say? "Yeah dude, were fucking ass. We're not winning shit."
>>150806349Chiefs-owned
>>150806228>chiefoid doesn't understand team mentality kwab
name a football player that has caused more seethe hard mode: no Tom Brady
Can’t believe how fucking bad the chiefs are now. Straight cooked. D still elite but mahomes blows.
>>150806349
>>150806349Oh... hey buddy...forgot.
>>150806370Shut your fucking ass up
>>150806356I want him to admit that Caleb is a fucking queer who is worse at football than most teams' backup quarterbacks.
>>150806370Probably Vick for killing all those dogs, even though they were pitbulls.
Since 1990, only 12 percent of teams that start 0-2 reach the playoffs.
>>150806370>faces strong defense>plays limited offense and commits zero turnovers>wins>this makes everyone on the planet have a melty
>>150806375I mean one of the WR is injured and the other is a goon that's suspended
>glass joe
Does anybody actually think Lions/Ravens is going to be an even game? Running it up of gayleb and the cubs isn’t an accomplishment.
>>150806383admitting that queer and nigger are giant character traits is liberal hockey poo
>>150806356Yes that sounds pretty good
is this elite?
>>150806350some say that could Taylor and her crew leaving the game
>>150806406Mahomes won a super bowl with turf toe btw
>>150806423>Wins>No turnoversYeah.
>>150806375He'll pull out some flashy scramble for a 1st down or 10 yard meme run where he is mysteriously given an ocean of space but he's seemingly unable to throw past the sticks
Tua threw an interception on this play
>>150806406>3 monthsSEASON OVER>SEASON OVERSEASON OVER>SEASON OVERSEASON OVER>SEASON OVERSEASON OVER>SEASON OVERSEASON OVER>SEASON OVER
>>150806423Did he throw a game costing int like Mahomes did?
>>150806423>YardsI sleep
>>150806350The Cheifs have the walk through area where the fans can watch the players.
>>150806406Bigger what if than Herbert
>>150806391Could you imagine if they lost next week to the Giants?
>>150806383Caleb could've played like peak Payton Manning and they still lose today. The defensive performance today was one of the worst ive ever seen from a bears D. Couldn't stop shit.
>>150806435DELETE THIS
Caleb Williams is a faggot.
>>150806406So he won't be back til playoffs if he gets surgery?
>>150806453they are
>>150806406>turf toeCareer has a hard time limit now
>>150806370N
>>150806453Then they should lynch Kelce
>>150806423I’d rather have this guy who doesn’t turn the ball over and goes full rape mode in the playoffs thsn somebody like Herbert who will throw 5 ints against some shit team like the Texans in the playoffs after going for mode through the entire regular season. Nobody would take washed up mutt though.
Joe Burrow can't win with these cats (these cats = his own brittle body)
This is why QBs shouldn't be paid over 40mil anymore
after training for 3 years I finally got invited to the rich pretty people orgy, and it was fun. Now I am stuffing my face again.
>>150806383"I mean, I knew Caleb was a little zesty but no one told me he was a full-tilt cockslut. I feel lied to"
>>150806474I
>>150806406Time to give him cybernetic enhancements
>>150806116>y-you didn't spam passes unnecessarily>t-that's what the mahomie does get a run game bitch lol
>>150806518ckleback
I have a strong feeling that Jalen Hurts is going to be the most polarizing HoF vote of all time when everything ends.
>>150806429Mahomes lost a super bowl where he scored zero offensive touchdowns btw
The Bills are going to assrape my Dolphies to death
>>150806433that was just insane. I don't even know who he was throwing to
>>150806406yeah i'm thinking we're cursed
>#Bengals star QB Joe Burrow is feared to have suffered a Grade 3 turf toe injury, one that would require surgery and put him out at least 3 months.you hate to see it
>>150806518G
>>150806538Holy shit he lost a super bowl dude?
>>150806453
>>150805191Penix can't win with these cats
>>150806557Ja'marr Chase is a great player. Truly one of the best receivers in recent history. Penei Sewell was still the pick the bengals should have made in that draft.
I forgot there was a game going on until Collinsworth made that noise that aggravates me.
>>150806557Should've drafted Sewell
>>150806433>Pooa
>>150806557>>150806406I thought turf toe was something you develop over time. >Turf toe is a sprain of the ligaments at the base of the big toe jointah, I did not know what turf toe was
>>150806590Where would Chase have gone if Bengals drafted Sewell
>>150806551He looks like a red wine type of guy.
>>150806560actually...
The more things change, the more they stay the same
>>150806619Guessing Grade 3 pretty much means it's torn
If you injure a star QB, even by accident (doubtful), you should be suspended for the amount of games that the QB misses. Looking at you Faguars defender.
>>150806653Sounds like this guy goes to the super bowl quite a bit?
>only division without a team with a losing recordNFC BEST
>>150805191I thought this would happen. I just didn't think it would be this year.
Falcons defensive line looks really good tonight
Can't wait for my Bucs to bootyblast the Eagles in 2 weeks like we have every year for the last 5 or so
>>150806675>first place in the best division in footballWe are so fucking back nannerbros.
>>150806636If the Dolphins don't take him instead of Waddle at 6 the Eagles trade up and get him instead of Devonta. Also in this scenario that means the Giants get Devonta instead of panic moving back for Toney.
>>150806636Miami most likely instead of Waddle
>best of the mid
>>150806690Why do all the games have to be in fucking Tampa?
Bungles fire sale soon
I have the flu and have been sleeping most of the day but I at least wanted to wake up long enough to post>burrs
>>150806675You should want everyone in the division to winless besides your team. Thats like collegefags rooting for a conference. Gay as shit.
>>150806700Burrow put up huge passing numbers with Chas and no Sewell. The issue with the team is not the offense.
>>150806368I don't follow AFC teams but I am a former QB. If I got shut the fuck down like Hurts did and Chris Jones called me out on it Not taking responsibility for my shitty day is not my style. I don't think it's Hurts style either, I think Hurts is going to be all "I was terrible" to all his teammates and fans this whole week and use it to motivate him to be good next weekSaying "shut up, you can't criticize me, because we won" is the sign of a retard lGranted, it's hard to think under pressure in one second so I don't fault Hurts I imagine he's thinking about it right now thinking stupid stupid stupid I wish I had saidHey you got me today, Chris, great game, but you know now I always go apeshit on your ass come the Super Bowl
>>150806716miami should have fucking picked him over waddle. Fucking grier wanted to go glamor instead of what he needed. fuck him
>>150806671Burrow is always injured. You should be used to it by now.
>>150806758>shut the fuck downlol you don't understand what it means to play to win the game and not for stats. Keep the main thing the main thing, kid.
>>150806755The issue is this Joe’s third lower body injury
>>150806758>former QBx to doubtWinning is the only stat that matters
>>150806760Not when its easily preventable
>>150806748>has da flumahomes? you post here?
>>150806671seething
>>150806781YWNBJH
>>150806758What exactly did Hurts do wrong, in your opinion. He made zero mistakes, and won the game.
>>150806658Will we see a triple doink this year?
>>150806672If you make the super bowl and then get blown the fuck out by 20+ points, you weren't actually good, you just played in a shit conference
>>150806758>Hey you got me today, Chris, great game, but you know now I always go apeshit on your ass come the Super Bowlterrible terrible comeback
>>150806791If I was Mahomes I'd be too busy watching other men fuck my wife to laugh at the Bears
>>150806815Stop trying lol
Just saw a teen boy riding a skateboard. Thought to myself, what if it’s an ugly girl with a fat ass? So I checked out his ass as he skated by. It wasn’t a girl and the ass wasn’t fat.
Did people stop caring about Deons CFB team now that his crappy sons are gone?
>>150806755In fairness Joe Burrow getting consistently murdered has become a substantial, long term, problem.
Still not his fault, the organization failed him.
>>150806861they suck so yes
>>150806861He'a still coaching Colorado? I guess I just assumed he would have gotten arrested by now.
>>150805269That's because he was smoking crack
>>150806866it's his own doing. he chooses to play in empty formations at a ridiculous rate, he refuses to throw the ball away, he refuses to give up on plays that get blown up. he'd rather extend a drive even if it means potentially throwing away the entire season. a franchise tackle wouldn't change shit.
>we will never see anyone taking the title of GOAT from Brady in our lifetimes
>>150805800I am also scared. However I'm having fun while it lasts
>>150806913>a franchise tackle wouldn't change shit.Sewell is an elite pass catcher. Have him declare as elligible every snap and then Burrow has another safety valve. ez
>>150806675>nfc west is bestit just means more :)
>>150806871That’s not Mac Jones in a Patriots uniform
>>150805436Glass Joe strikes again
What's the over/under going to be for Detoilet @ Baltipoor next Monday, 70?
>>150806406Time for the Bengals to send a kings ransom for Russel Wilson
>>150806913He’s also simply injury prone. Some people are
>>150805821If his parents are still alive, i wonder how they feel about this.
>>150806971I feel so vindicated. All of the fucking faggot who said I was retarded for wanting Mac Jones over Trey Lance can suck my cock.
>>150806819coming from the guy that is terrible at everything.You're just like these 3 peak retards, but in every one of your posts>>150806781>>150806789>>150806810There's something wrong with your brain. Logic, processor, whatever, it's all broke. You need to go see a doctor or work on fixing it yourself. Or else you're going to keep going through life as peak retard. Go ask all your friends and family. Hey, I'm thinking something is wrong with my brain and I might be retarded. They are all going to tell you, no shit. you just realized this?
>>150807021Browning Automatic is better than 2025 Russ
>>150807027Kiwi shut his gay ass up, too. Now he wishes Bo Nix is the next Big Mac.
>next episode of TNF is Bills/DolphinsBills 3-0 :)
>>150805527Based af. Midwest Christians know he was an antichrist.
>>150806843>stop being right all the time
>>150806871Tua was given everything
>three months for Joe Bussy
Best stream site right now?
This is honestly fucking amazing
Pretty much every game I've watched today has had qbs running for their lives on nearly every drop back. What the hell happened to offensive line play?
>>150807043And McDaniel/Grier gets canned right after, give the new guy a week and a half instead of a week to get control of the team. Grier passing on Herbert for Tua is one of the biggest fuck ups ever. I cry every time I watch the Chargers knowing I could have had Marino 2.0 leading my Miami Dolphin's during the PRIME of my life but instead I'm stuck with fucking POOA as my teams QB. fml.
>>150807117Xfinity.com
Daniel Jones is better than Jalen Hurts.
>>150806871He'll be back bros
>>150807118black athletes need to stop putting each other down and start lifting one another up
>>150807118Jones is right though, the defense did their job. Mahommes/Kelce are just washed now and the offense has no other weapons.
>>150807153No one actually thinks this
>>150807092>except for an O-line
>>150807117your television, bandwagon bitch
>>150807141im going to be happy when ur redditor head coach gets fired desu
Matthew Stafford on attempts of 15+ air yards in Week 2: 5 of 6 137 yards 1 TD 1.96 EPA per dropback 158.3 rating
>>150807092Calm down Beavis
>>150807153He honestly looks incredible right now, imagine if a team had him as their QB AND Saquan Barkley as their RB, that'd be nuts.
>>150807118Chris Jones is gonna murder Jalen Hurts in the parking lot confirmed.
I think the Bengals will be fine with Browning. Not as good obv, but probably way more entertaining. Instead of dissecting defenses like Joe, Browning just finds a matchup he likes and chucks it. Lots of dragons and picks to be had.
>>150807118>Chris: You sucked out there>Squirts: B-but we won.. :(that's how a bus rider would respond lol
>>150807163This but replace putting each other down with committing crimes.
Where is the Cowboys' pass rush?
>>150807178Yeah, so am I. I liked him at first but it's clear he's just a Shannahan system baby and the league has figured it out. He's a bad motivator and since he never played real football I don't think the team respects him at all.
Get fucked gnats
>>150806871Turn your vpn off Bahamas
>>150807177NBC is a nigger and I can’t get the signal most of the time
>Joe Burrow out for 3 monthsKek yet another dead season. At least the Bills give you hope before stabbing you with razors.>>150805368They do that so it's harder to nootice the holding.
>>150807141>firing a black coach after week 3I can't wait for McDaniel to take your jew owner to court.
>>150807201Well they just got Clowney so maybe next week they can whip something up. I'd be more concerned about their seconday getting carved up by Russell Wilson
did joe burrows stub his toe? is he done for the season?
>>150807118He actually had 101 yards :^)
Daniel Jones actively elevates his mediocre team. Hurts just drives the bus and doesn't fuck up.
>>150807178imagine not wanting the dolphins to suffer as long as possible. fake /nfl/ enjoyer
>>150807118>chimp that costed his team the game the week prior by going for stats is once again only thinking about statscolor me suprised Hurts haters replying are seething
Daniel Dimes is better than Hurts
Keep the main thing the main thing
Could be worse, I could be a bears or Dolphins fan.
Don't see him talked about much, but I really like that white boy receiver for the Colts, Alec Pearce. He's one of the best deep threats on the league.
>>150807276McCarthy doesn't have 'it'.
So can we say that McSharty is a bust yet?
>>150807282This. Hurts thinks like a white QB
>>150807287Can any team compete with the Bears and Dolphins for embarassing, inexplicable losses?
>>150807287You could be a Jets fan and never know any happiness whatsoever lmao
*Now 12-1Hate as you might, the Football Gods love the Bone Zone
>>150807311I wish you would be a deep threat in this bussy
Mac Jones should be leading New England on deep play off runs not playing touchbutt in San Francisco.
Don’t let Steelers fans forget their team had the most spaghetti of spaghetti plays ever seen today.
>>150807341That depends do you play for the Eagles?
Hurts is the only active QB other than Mahomes, Stafford, Wilson, Rodgers and Flacco with a ring. Stop it.
>>150807349link? i must've missed it
I hope McSharty beats the Falcons so I can laugh at them for being 0-2 like my Panthers, I love being petty
>>150807362Wentz has two rings
>>150807028>NOOOOOOO YOU *NEED* TO SPAM PASSES BECAUSE YOU JUST HAVE TO OK?run the ball chads WON
>>150807362>Stafford, Wilson, Flaccolol great point
>>150807362BUT HIS TEAM IS GOOD SO IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE... IT JUST DOESN'T OKAY!?!?!?!?
The bronkoid faggot from the game thread was seething so hard he ran to /pol/ to make a thread about it LMAO>>>/pol/516050925
are viking fans considering the possibility that mccarthy just sucks?
>>150807393As if Stafford and Wilson aren’t HOFers
>>150807387he has one what are you talking about?
1. Mahomes2. Allen3. Hurts4. Lamar
>>150807403He just needs more time...
>>150807393>Disrespecting StaffGOAT
>>150807287The Bucs, Jags and Cardinals are objectively the worst teams to be a fan of
>>150807337These uniforms are so fucking terrible that I'm mad every time I see them. I could almost live with it if they didn't fuck with the helmet but they had to ruin the oldest helmet design in the entire sport.
>>150807409He wasn’t mentioned. And he has three
>>150807117https://dofustream.cloud/player?m3u8=https://r.dofustream.cloud/s3/cf/s3_401772919_wep_Falcons/index.txt
>>150807363>>150795428
I like Matthew Stafford because he’s a chad. Anyone has the chad pic of him? The one that he’s dancing with two girls.
>>150807210He should go back to the Niners as an OC desu
>>150807346The Patriots had their chance and they blew it. Mac belongs to us now.
>>150807403I certainly am
>>150807440lmao stoolers
I saw some croissants filled with custard and dipped in chocolate on Youtube. I wanna try that now...
Why can't things work out for TLaw?>Trevor Lawrence threw two interceptions in the first half, including an inexcusable one into the end zone. With a chance to put the game away with a touchdown in the final minutes,
>>150807440I still don’t understand what happened here. Can someone explain for a football tard
>>150807474The ball touched the steelers and allowed the hawks to recover the ball at the endzone. TD Seahawks.
>>150807473Remember when he was supposed to be the Manning to Mahomes
>>150807473i had that game in my area. he should have actually thrown another but it got overturned on replay. it was a fun game tho.
>>150807426Just let it go we all have our gripes and Demoff is never going to listen. Just like those horrible Midnight jerseys
>>150807487Would it have been valid for him to just let the ball settle instead of trying to catch it? Or would the ball still be in play?
>>150807473Everything the Jaguars touch goes to shitHopefully he can find another team and turn it around before it’s too late
>>150807473the rumor is he just doesn't really care that much about football
Elite.
>>150807474>when other team kicks the ball back as soon as you touch it the ball is live meaning either team can pick it up and score>hits steelers' guys hand>ball is live>seahawks recover it in end zone before it goes out of bounds>it's a free touchdownI guess the Steelers player thought it was a touchback (automatic end of play, steelers get it at 25 yard line), but since he touched it first you don't get a touchback
>>150807501remember the Burrow vs Lawrence debate circa 2020-2021?
>>150807518No, the Khans are shitty owners and believe sports talk media when drafting. Travis Hunter sucks, anybody who thought he'd magically become elite at either position in the NFL was retarded. He was media hyped because Deion at Colorado and massively overrated playing in a JV conference against shitty competition
>>150807425Browns and Jets are worse. Bucs have a recent Super Bowl.
>>150807529he's got a deceptive build
>>150807512The problem is the ball is in bounds. Maybe he should have go where the ball is and kicked it out of bound. I wonder if that would be considered a safety?
>>150807425>bucsWhat?
mccarthy's pocket awareness is terrible. he steps into sacks a lot.
>>150807534One of my few sources of pride in life was watching that LSU Clemson bowl game and seeing them both play for the first time and declaring to everyone who would listen that Burrow was a future great QB and would be way better than Lawrence. It’s a comfort to remember that and know I know ball
>>150807529Reminder wins ARE a coach stat.
>>150807425i would be fucking elated if baker was my QB
>>150807587>that Burrow was a future great QBBurrow is on his way out on a stretcher.
browns gonna brown
>>150807614How is this possible?
COLTS ARE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL
>>150807609Just wait until he goes to the Rams
>>150806121based negan
>resign Higgins I dont need protec-ACK
>>150807614>next three games are packers, vikings and lionsThey're going 0-5 minimum, aren't they?
So who actually does have "the worst" jerseys in the NFL?
>burrow has grade 3 turf toe injury that will sideline him for 3 monthsWhat's the ooof level?
>>150807688all of it
>>150807664Fucking THIS
The Mukuba int was Mahomes's fault. Or, at least both of theirs. The ball came out too early, before Kelce had turned his head to look for it. Their "legendary chemistry" failed this time.
>>150807664I dunno if he will fit McSnead’s offense. Is there any qb’s worth drafting in the upcoming draft? NO ARCH PLS!
>>150807686TitansWorst color scheme for sure at least
>what do you have to say coach?>OOGA BOOGA BIX NOOD MUHFUGGA
>>150807688Bros gonna be well rested for the playoffs when he comes backRest of the league should be on notice
>>150806259People expect every elite team to be like the Bills or like the Chiefs/Bengals have been in previous years, star QB spearheading an electric offense and putting up MVP stats even in losses.
>>150807636going all the way down the field to settle for 3 at best, turnover at worst for the entire game
>>150807518Gabbert and Minshew have been career backups since they left. Bortles was a backup before he retired. None of our former QBs have done any better on another team.
>>150807660That image clearly shows them losing in the AFCCG
>>150807742prove it
I don't like the Chiefs and it make me happy when they lose :)
>kelce is no gronk!! well duh. Gronk is 6’7 and sleeps with porn whores.
>>150807688easily a level 4 oofwould be level 5 if their backup wasn't decent
>>150807737I’m impressed lol?!
>>150807728That’s exactly what he said
>>150807708Fuck you nothing is EVER my Mahomes' fault.His LT was out 2 drives he is absolved of all blame.
>>150806758Is this a troll or do people really think it’s better to lose with stats then to win?
>>150807782>do people really think it’s better to lose with statsyou'd be surprised
>>150807782Fantasy Football has been a disaster for the perception of the sport.
>>150807778prove it.
Is it time to stop expecting the Bengals to be good again. feel like we've been waiting for it the last 2 seasons going into this one
don't scoff the goff
>>150807587Nigga, Burrow was already pegged as a surefire franchise QB well before that game. You're not a prophet for seeing what literally everyone else saw.
>>150807688He'll have 4 games or so to be back since their bye week is about halfway through their schedule but coming back to the Ravens is kinda a death sentence. He probably comes back Week 16.
>Mahomes has lost 3 games in a row for the first time what a loser hahahaha
>>150807769based football enjoyer
>>150807401KWAB
>>150807837yes.jpg
>>150807636It's almost as if there's more to football than what is explained by statistics.
>>150807824New
how was the Broncos/Colts game?
>>150807824>>150807824>>150807824
>>150807769
>>150805268Is Mutthomes and Kelce really blaming the FLU after shilling PFIZER SAFE AND EFFECT gene therapy?
>>150805527As if Detroit and Baltimore are going to worry about a shooting
>>150807777I'm impressed by those digits
>>150805428>he didn't see the block in the back
>>150806423Pay this man
>>150806551Remember:The foundation of the Bengals is the Browns.Hope that helps it make sense.
>>150807686I think the Rams look fucking horrible. Ironically the chargers do blue and yellow better.Titans suck.Cowboys are ugly as sin.
