average Minnesotan girl editionprev >>150807215
fuck anime
Thank god I didn’t go to the bar for this crapfest
I licked a girls dick and I liked it
first for vikiesfrens!!!
Based sex havers
Wrong pic.
Why can't mcsharty just chuck it to jefferson?
total falcon supremacy
is jj gonna be a bigger flop than christian ponder?
>yakkity sax shit
>>150808372PEDO THREAD
It’s a genuine flaw of the league that you literally need an elite QB to be competitive.
Bluds mic sussy
>>150808400He already did once. He can't redeem the token again until next week.
it is literally scorigami time
recycle this first >>150807229>>150807229>>150807229
my falcons are doing it
DELTA SET
>>150808372zamn who is this angel
Neither of these teams are going to wildcard weekend lol
bust.
McSharty stinks
Finish the Reich bread first
Jefferson is going to force a trade isn’t he
>>150808414You don't. Look at the Eagles.
>>150808413she's over 18 you fucker
for the love of god let pitts catch one more pass
>>150808429based foid
>>150808372>not a picture of a somalian in a burkaAnon I know you’re trying to be optimistic about what’s going on here but let’s at least be truthful.
>>150808421neck yourself
>>150808393i like this girl but im scared i put her off because when we fucked i put her fingers in my mouth and sucked them off when she was on top
Minnesota shouldn't let Kirk leave the stadium and sit McShsrty on the bench the rest of the year
TELL ME ALL YOUR THOUGHTS ON GOD>CAUSE I'D REALLY LIKE TO MEET HER
I am obsessed with the female poop hole
>>150808393Go chiefs btw
>>150808462Walled tranny
this is the gamethread because it isn't confusing as hell to me
>>150808451Yeah that's pretty gay bro
>>150808440If Minnesota doesn’t make it to the NFC championship game at minimum, Jefferson will definitely be forcing a trade. He won’t stick around for any more of this bullshit.
>>150808408Is this at the Cobb Galleria?
>>150808462Young-looking cisgender
>>150808479jefferson to pittsburgh
>>150808451lol dude
jay jay what is u doin
>player on the offensive line sneezes >all the defenders swarm the line of scrimmage, some even getting hands on the QB>this is somehow an offensive penaltyWhen will the NFL step in and do something about false starts? The offense should be able to dance a broadway tune before the snap if they want.
Why did the '98 Vikings lose the title game?
Chris Lynch?
I miss /qa/.
>>150808479Are you watching the game?
>>150808500less points than their opponent had hehe
i love sucking tranny cock and jerking off to pathetic leaky estrogen ejaculations.
Positives: No pick-6.JJ's catch at the end of the 2ndFOURTH REICH doing wellJJM only costs $5M/yr to play like this....that's about it
>>150808500Because they're a failure of an organization
sacked penis
why does jefferson play with diamond necklace bros
>>150808391You would have never gone, creep
>>150808492>Rodgers to JeffersonFeels like a good match
holy shit that was a sack
Do both of these teams don’t want to win???
>>150808500many blame Anderson (who WAS literally perfect all season) for the missed FG, but the defense went to shit at the end and blew it.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>150808510this guy gets it
>>150808500Denny taking a kneeRobert Smith running out of bounds And obviously the missed kick
>>150808521Shiny rock good
Failcunts keep giving the Vikucks chances to get back into the game
>>150808534They're scared of success
BLOWN UP PENIS
HAI GUYYS!!
>>150808500No one even remembers who won it. All anyone remembers is that Randy Moss in purple and yellow was in the cover of the game they were playing that year.
>>150808521we wuz
>>150808500Black HC, Minnesota meant to suffer
>>150808522Kinda cute. Would.
pretty good game honestly
>>15080850812-6 at the end of the 3rd. Of course. I’m speaking in general about the team not this specific game. He will not stick around next year if they don’t go to the championship game. You can bank it.
MINISOMALIA IS AN ETERNAL CUCCKSHEDT E R N A L C U C K S H E D FUCK MILLIE PHILLY PHILLYU C K M I L L I E P H I L L Y
>>150808560>capital "b"cuck
is hockey back yet?
I hated that Minecraft movie man.
not a bit worried. sorry atlantafrens but i am not very convinved that a 6 point lead is enough for micahel penix and his frens to win this game!
>>150808551based Dreamcast chad
DO YOU THINK THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIMECRUCIAL POINT ONE DAY BECOMES A CRIME
>>150808510Whoa.
>>150808569>packtard, coping like a motherfucker, moves the goal posts when he faces the slightest arguementkek. eat shit, sconnie. Looks like Kyle Rittenhouse missed a couple...
sigh
>>150808580There is nothing more depressing than when it’s the middle of winter and hockey is on KFAN
>>150808372My ex girlfriend from Minneapolis died and my ex girlfriend from Atlanta won't talk to me. Who do I root for?
>>150808576UH OHSTINKY
>>150808576Enjoy your vacation :)
Just woke up is the score due to bad offense or great defense?
>porn on a blue boardgood job jannies
>>150808522Would.Have in my early 20s.
>>150808578that's what's she gets for eating all those Whoppers
Behead the wilfs
Just realized the Vikings wear purple because of Prince
FOOMBLE
you know koc regret not taking rodgers
>>150808576wouldnt it be hot if her ass prolapsed ahahhah
>>150808403Did that just now. Sorted. Now to enjoy my mini Ginger Ale in a minican like a fag because I can't fucking drink anymore!!! Recovery isn't even hard it's just fucking boring. Like this game!!! It never ends. Allright, jerk off and sleep it is.
>>150808507me too
*vine boom*
McCarthY might actually be the worst starter in the NFL
WHITE QBS HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>150808607Spee gamethreads are the exception
>>150808616opposite, actually.
>>150808576JANNIESCLEAN IT UP
Lmao this kid FUCKIN SUUUUCKKSSSS
>black qbs that can’t run Why is this even a thing?
>mcsharty
>>150808588My nigga.
What a terrible game
>>150808403huh
>>150808581CHICKEN JOCKEY
this game sucks
>white qbs
>>150808576Enhance
slop game
>McSharty
over
oh my god this FUCKASS GAME.A FUMBLE FOR WHAT? ANOTHER FUCKING FIELD GOAL? FFFFFFUCK OFF
Guys, I'm starting to think JJ McCarthy might fucking suck.
>gay gay mcshartylmaooooo
>>150808605Yes especially if she massages me with oil again
>>150808569Justin could be gone by the trade deadline if KC can put together a package, they're desperate for WR help, they'll go after Tyreek first but if JJ's on the market>Deablo getting a strip sackcouldn't do that in LV you bum
FOOOOOOMBLE
Feel bad for JJ. This is a fuckin' joke put out by KAM and KOC.
disaster game.vikings need to have a serious conversation about tanking.
for the love of god someone score a TD
>>150808638>What a terrible gameterrible games can be made great with good threadsthese threads are terrible
SHEEEEESH cuh I thot WE WUZ elite n SHIEEEEEET
Do people in MN pretend to like Prince because he's the only noteworthy person from the state?
You can't tell me these two QBs are better than Kirk Cousins
lol
doesnt the oline need to protect jj, hes just a baby
Protip: Game is actually kinda exciting if you turn on your local radio and listen to the nationwide broadcast syndicated across the country. I just tried it out and it's a night and day difference
whats the game plan vikebros what are we doing here
>>150808630Wait until you tell him the reason the LA Lakers wear those colors, and why they pretend to have so many championships.
>>150808623I almost miss the weab Mafia now.
Ok genuine question is there literally any QB we can trade for?
>>150808592Luls. Dem Boyz fan here you’ve got the wrong guy. But it’s OK I’m sure the Viqueens will win something at some point for you. Maybe best diversity office or something.
This just proves that Shitcago is an even more suck ass team.
They’re gonna snap this poor white boy in half. Another 3 points coming up after penis doesn’t even get them close.
>>150808598no way man it’s cozy. basketball kfan is way worse. i’d rather hear about common’s golf game.
hmm the posting reminds me of last week and look how that went eventually! vikies still in the game frens, we will go over the finish line together
>4th quarter starts>Alright it's McCarthy time>Immediate fumbleOh okay then
>>150808685If there is no plan the enemy can't predict your next move.
the reality is, both these teams suck (and their qbs)
FOOOOOMMBLLLLLLEEEEE
>>150808691Teddy Bridgewater
MCCARTHY IS A WEAK NERD GIVE A VIKINGS JERSEY TO COUSINS
JJ is a confirmed bust. Vikings should call the Falcons. I heard they have a backup qb they can trade. Kirk cousins. He might be pretty well on the vikings.
>>150808607i told the jannies i would post porn in /cfb/ if my gators upset #9 ole miss last year and they upheld their word and left shamitits and a bunch of other ecchi up for two hours
>Darnold almost won 14 games with this team >Case Keenum almost took them to an owlWhat is with this team and mediocre white QBs
lmao
>>150808692>yeah, but look at these VHS tapes I havekek, eat shit soiboi. your team is an even bigger embarrassment given the amount of love the league gives them. Faggot.
>>150808427she's too pure for this place
my chargies would bootyblast both these shit teams
>>150808678Purify yourself in the waters of lake Minnetonka and ask that again.
>>150808691her bellybutton is weird
This game has been fucking awful holy shit
heeeeem
This is a pure 2008 SEC game level slurper
>>150808721You now remember Christian Ponder.
I think these QBs SUCK
>>150808691Kirk cousins
>_____ ____________
poopoo mcsharty
>>150808663Possible but it really depends on their record at that point. I could see him going there or Pittsburgh next year for sure though.
Both QBs are handoff merchants
Sack Bowl
NOOOOOO!!!! MY HECKING FANTASY TEEEAMMMM!!!
>>1508087071993.
>>150808702We shall agree to disagree. YADDAT
>>150808703JJ will drop a few dimes and mason will take off to the races
>had purdy in fantasy>hurt>switch to jj mccarthy>awfulwho do i pivot to?only options are dan jones, joe flacco, and kyler.
they were supposed to get better in the second half..
Slurper of a game b
Was that the Roman Reigns theme?
>>150808735FSU Legend
Tackle/Guard gotta be the positions with the lowest IQ in the whole sport. How do you fuck up these plays?
>>150808727Built for BBC
Both of these OLs suck>roman theme1
Zzzz
2 scores is likely insurmountable
With the twelfth overall pick, the Minnesota Vikings select Christian Ponder.
This game is so trahs bro
Put in Kirk Cuckskin already. This is fucking retarded.
>>150808537always blaming the white guy, even when he messes up only once :/
>>1508087531812
>>150808735I remember his wife.
>>150808758the goyim fell for it!
>>150808746I got viking defense, I'm feeling good.
YES PITTS CATCH
>>150808691the browns will probably give you shadman for free
>>150808757Ryback
Kangz defense is legit thobeit
Late but,FOOOOOMMBLLLLLLEEEEE!!
Give this Romo a raise.
HOLY FUCK A FIELD GOAL, WHO WOULD'VE KNOWN?
i can smell all the somalians through the screen
>failcons beat the viqueens>neither team got a tuddy
>growing up, 50+yd FGs were insanity>people are now routinely hitting 60yd no problemWe are unironically going to see regular 70yd FGs in the next 5-10 years, aren't we?
>>150808770Move to ATL
So the asian kicker is fired, right?
>>150808770I don't think I could survive as an 1800s slave owner, I'd waste so much time banging black chicks
Well we'll see you later Younghoe
>The kicker off the bench is just Elite as fuckStop Asian hate!
I have seen enough, give me Wentz vs Kirk
FUCK YEAH BROS CAN A GET A HYEAAAALLLLLLLLLL YEAHHHHH FOR ANOTHER FUCKING FIELD GOAL
YOUNG HOE BROSWERE SO FUCKING DONE
>>150808766I remember his first drive at FSU and it's so different than how they treat FSU today. The gay announcer said "this kid has a SPARKLE IN HIS EYES that reminds me of a young Tom Brady".
>MUH FANTASY
7 field goals. Nice on Gooddell
>Roman Reigns themeBased>FG GameLmao
specialteamsbros, we are FEASTING
Omg this game sucks If this faggot McCarthy doesn’t just throw it to Justin Jefferson every down its over
That Korean kicker is losing his job in real time
It'd be nice if we got some touchdowns
>>150808779That was the british retard. We've been over this countless times.>cucknadian education
mason is about run it for a touchdown! Two-point conversion is good! penix throws a pick 6! vikies take the lead!
>>150808801nice npc take anon, didn't think id need to hear it for the 100th time
>>150808770moving to atl is legit advice. The black chicks are hot, successful, and desperate for a guy who isn't gay
>>150808754anon answer me this, do you like parades?
>>150808807obviously, she seems sweet too which i like
What the fuck is a groyper?
I had to go somewhere at the half, how's it been?
Acknowledge him.
post the roast you fucking cowards
>>150808790gigantic breastsreal talk do you think girls like this would show them for 100 bucks?
which team has the most chickenhead britneys?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxAyPPvjgCg
OMG CURLING YASSS XD XD BRUSHY BRUSHY
>>150808837what does this smell like?
>>150808841Homosexual
GOD I CANT WAIT FOR THE OLYMPICSI wont kill myself, I swear I have to be here!
>>150808770be White
>Snack Wrap ks under 3 dollars!>2.99They could at least charge 2.95 or something if they're gonna advertise like that
WHY DO THEY KEEP RETURNING THE KICKOFF???????
>>150808807Such a mid looking bitch doesn't deserve a grade A ass like that.
>>150808837beautiful white woman.
>>150808757T-Law obviously
>>150808837
>>150808803you don't watch the news, all the Koreans in Georgia were deported
>>150808841I think that word is synonymous for gay vikings cheerleaders
>>150808837god that is so hot. could my 4.7 inch white manhood satisfy a woman like that?
>>150808843I acknowledge even cm punk is better
What’s the record for the most fgs in a game in which only fgs are scored?
>>150808850This but unironically. If you dont love the curling threads, you arent /sp/ and should kill yourself
>>150808869Based TRUMP!
>>150808841the half of /pol/ that isn't miggers
>>150808770I turned down a black chick at laser tag in college 6 years agoKind of regret it now
>>150808837That's a man.
the ecstacy of these beats
>Vikes down two scores>10 min to go>Uhh we gone run the ball for 2 yards over and over
>>150808848Pittsburgh and it's not even close.
GOD DAMN IT MCNIGGERTY
>>1508088431
>>150808877IIRC last year Commies Giants #1 was 21-15 all FGs
>>150808843black Adam is such a shit movie
>>150808691Krimp Coupons
THIS DOOD FUXKIN STIIIIIINKSSSSS
>>150808801>The year is 240>Team is down by 2 with 10 seconds left>Touchback on the kick off. >Kicker comes out a boots a fucking 80 yarderThat's game folks
My vikeies smell like doo doo
Elite airball, future HoF esque perchance...
>>150808897racist
>>150808877boswell, or whatever pittsburgh;s kicker was at that time had like 7 alone that one game, think they won 21-15 or something.
McCarthy is ASS
McCarthy fucking sucks dude
>>150808879I highly recommend going to your local rink and joining a league. Curling is as comfy kino of a hobby as it gets.
>mcshitty
>smiles in Sam Darnold
>>150808843
Sam darnold would never
This shit game has me in the mood for some Arby's.
>>150808848based underground volume 1 enjoyer
>>150808885Im a non migger republican but nick fuentes literally has gay sex with catboys. Being a follower of him is homosexual objectively.
This kid fucking sucks
>>150808902That cowboy kicker might become the first $100 million contract kicker.
If the Falcons don't score a TD here, the Vikings are coming back. I can feel it. Put these niggas away already.
>3rd & 1>go deepwhy????
>>150808902>240Based calcio storico enjoyer
>>150808902>240Wtf did people do for fun in 240 A.D.?
LOL
McSharty gonna get so many death threats after tonight
Kangbros this dude ain’t the dude
Q: How ass is JJ McCarthy?A: >>150808770
>>150808939Raid a village
i blame Addison for beating his wife. if JJ had another WR weapon he would be more comfortable
>>150808939Gladiator matches were still legal
>miss me yet?
>>150808945This lead to a game-winning performance...unlike picrel....
my vikies :/
>>150808936that's what AAU teams teach kids nowadays in the highlight tiktok-edit era
I'm still confident my Falcons will find a way to lose this gsme
For all forward passes 20+ yards the receiver should be allowed one bounce
>>150808945kek, what a gif
NO FLEXZONENO FLEXZONETHEY KNOW BETTATHEY KNOW BETTA
>>150808960Where is he? Is he safe? Is he alright?
>dying on mcsharty hillKwab
>>150808960Vikings should have never let Kirk leave. Why did they?
>>150808934Not sure what more teams haven’t experimented with soccer centerbacks and goalkeepers as kickers. Those guys have spent their entire lives kicking balls the length of the field.
guys I don't think 4th quarter McCarthy is coming back
>>150808952Didnt he get a dui?
>>150808962>he thinks I'm a PukerLol
Why are black pipo's eyes always so red?
>barely win in 98>get their bussy blown out by Elway in the owldo falcons fans really consider this a good thing?
You can tell which franchise has never won a Super bowl. Oh wait
>>150808954>>150808939>you will never play rugby/football in the plaza before attending the Sunday night executions
>>150808987because they're evil
Does Michael Penis live up to his name in you know... the bed?
>>150808979Let's not pretend like kirk wasnt absolute shit last season.
I dont understand the kirk cousins thing if you were starting penix
>mccarthy is officially the biggest flop in vikings historyheh
>skol deez nuts in yo mouth God damn this game sucks
>>150808989It’s a better memory than the other one
Penix is elite
Kangfagz already seething kek
>>150808939Kill people and associated activities. Kill people, watch other people be killed, rape people, watch other people be raped, etc.
>>150808986>n-no I swear I'm notkwapacktard
>>150808987constantly high on drugs
>>150808989They were the underdogs in that game.
>>150808994Why would you ask that?
fuck minnisomalia
>>150808979Cousins would have been sacked 9 times tonight and fumbled 4 of them. He's a statue. A very unaware statue.
>>150808994Yes
dem rangz
>>150808987i live in an apartment complex with (((affordable housing))) and these blacks are out at 8am smoking blunts and smoke it all day. And then the Democrats tell me they are poorer than me because of racism or something.
Okay, this game is officially over.
>>150808976you shut the fuck up
it’s over
>>150809025>He's a statue. A very unaware statue.McCarthyesque....
Has it just been a strong defensive game? Why is the score so low?
this teams suck
Prepare for another FG!!!!
>>150809018>>150809003>it's not bad because they lost the next week instead of that wonYikes.
i am getting slightly worried now for some reason
penix > alex smith already
>>150808979his agent is a real one and turned Kirk from $60 million career earner into a $250 million career earner.
i have a quick release
>Vikucks faking injuries to stop the clockbush league
Heem
>>150809038both teams blow chunks
As an actual ball-knower who played in college I can tell you the defense is going to start turning on McCarthy. They’re not going to keep playing balls out if they know their shit QB is just going to give the ball away. It can turn ugly real quick.
If they can only score 6 against the falcons imagine when they finally face a good team
>>150809021I'm horny asf rn
>>150809038Well it's also that both QBs are shit
rip joey reddit CONFIRMED KIA
hahaha injured cuck bad things keep happening to the queenz
So many fucking ads man....
gay gay McCarthy was a first round pick
>>150809038McCarthy has looked like shit, and the Vikings playcalling has been just as bad.
Packer fans how do we feel about this?
Put carson wentz in
run run pass and you can barely stop itpackers are going to fucking trash you
>>150809063He HAS to demand a trade now, right?
>>150809038>strong defensive gameusually this is a halfway plausible cope but tonight both teams simply stink on ice
>>150809038Both teams essentially have rookies at QB.
NO FLEXZONENO FLEXZONEDEY KNO BETTADEY KNO BETTA
these teams are so fucking bad its comical
>>150809063
Boring game. Gonna go read since no one is getting a touchdown.
>>150809063Rip in pieces, joey ebaums
>>150809063>mfw its real
>>150809066So was Gayleb LMAO
Vikings only paid JJM $5M this year, so this is fine let him learn. Could be worse. Could be paying him $55M/yr to lose to the eagles or 9ers in the playoffs.
They let them get away with faking injuries because it lets them run more ads
>We aren't going to get to see a single touchdownWhy bros
is it time?
J Jettas
>>150809033>landing gear downwouldn't you want as much speed as possible?
>>150809063Who’s that fag in the picture?
My burrs would get raped by both these teams
The new HECKIN OFFICERINO YOU WILL WATCH IT
>>150809093they need a twins-esque fire sale
>>150809068back to the usual
Wtf even is that song in the Spotify ad? Sounds so terrible. Modern music is a travesty.
>>150809099just another one of (((them))) who sucks agent cock to get "hot takes"
>>150809063No fucking way shut up you're lying. He hurt his toe and will miss 3 months? What a little pussy ass bitch holy shit thats so pathetic what a loser
relax, JJ was not great tonight but it's not the end of the world. they have a better record than the Chiefs and Mahomes
Field goals & injuries are tonight's themes
>>150809084
Low skill/quality football is one of the worst things to watch. Most sports scale; you can watch a minor league hockey game or baseball game and get roughly the same enjoyment out of it. But when bad football is bad, it’s abysmal.
the cowboys game should've been the primetime game
>>150809063They should really give that affliction a different name. No one should miss three months and require surgery because of something called turf toe.
My dolphins would get bussy blasted by both these shit teams
>>150809063>stub toe>out for 3 monthsReddits favorite QB everyone
>>150809093Sell team, move to Omaha, call yourselves the Sherriffs, publicly hang the fag cheerleaders
>>150809045I fear it may be over finnbro
theres no way minnesota has 10,000 lakes
>>150809097I had to slow down quickly to take the pic also it’s funnier that way
Setup for another FG :)
>>150809106It looks so painfully unfunny>don't be so self defecating!That would have been slightly funny in 2005.
Brehs wtf!
>>150809063>gaysky
>>150809123like a dry rot hallway
so the viqueens have just given up? ok im going to sleep instead of watching this seamen slurping game
>>150809135they define a cup of water as a lake
>>150809123Ashy and oily
>>150809099Turn your monitor on
>>150809068Unsurprised. Two rookie QBs fucking around on SNF and can't take the pressure.... yet. Not taking much away from it. See how they are after week 6.
>>150809122it's why I stopped watching college football for the most part. Even the CFP is mostly abysmal.
>>150809123This one black chick I work with smells like vanilla
Ive gotten to a point where my gf loves family guy now. She used to think it was dumb but now she loves it
>>150809143First vikings season?
>>150809063a fucking left toejust amputate that shit and get back on the field
>>150809153I've worked with some black people who smell like piss :0
I dont want the chase sapphire card
>>150809120holy kek
>>150809123Sheboons are surrounded by a cloud of cheap but powerful perfume somehow strong enough to overpower their nog stench.
>>150809146Sup /peedub/ bro
>>150809135They have a weird counting system where a lot of bodies of water that could be ponds are counted. Wisconsin technically has more and Michigan has even more than both.
>>150809153nah it's cocoa butter, but you're too sheltered to know what that is
>>150809138Zoomers can’t into humor They weren’t trained for it
Nother slurper next week
>>150809146That was pretty good.
>>150809165chill with the antisemitism
>>150809135it's plausible, pic related is real size of finland and we have 120k lakes
>>150809165But anon how are you going to get into.the exclusive VIP lounges without it
>>150809123They smell like shit, literally
>>150809117He’s looked like absolute ass for 7 out of 8 quarters.
>>150809123black people who dont shower smell like poop, like not exaggerating its not like BO or musty just straight up poop
>>150809165All those fucking ads are insufferable >I had a le heckin tasty burger at the airport!
>>150809174sup
>>150809187they mask it with the ridiculous amount of weed they smoke
>>150809183Name 3874
what is it like to live in a state with lakes and not an ocean?
>>150809176Thanks for the insider info niggy
>>150809177They weren’t trained for anything
>>150809191Nah, they can cover it up with copious amounts of gucci guilty black
white people smell like wet dogs and spoilt milk
>SNF: Chiefs vs. Giants
>>150809126He needs to man the fuck up and play through the pain honestly. Its a toe. Get over it. Pussy.
>they're trying to shill Penix as a passerKek just stop
Farewell, semen slurper. My oshi needs me.
>>150809202>your message is too longsorry fren, cant... word limit
>>150809187i've had the same experience, black girl in my class seemed like a put together girl but when i got close she smelled like shit. my maid and her daughter are black as fuck and do not smell though
Both of these teams suckExcept for Bijan
>>150809135You know it >>150809144Bait>>150809175Bait
>>150809176Its shea butter
GO FOR IT YOU BITCH
THEY KNOW ME AND JACK DANEISL GOT A HISTORY
>>150809203Lakes are good but lake chains are the real good stuff
>>150809183feels weird seeing a whole historied country and knowing the state that's underneath of it still has a higher population
I better not see the Vikings in another primetime game this season. Absolute shitters.
I genuinely don't understand that the Vikings supposedly saw enough in camp to go all in on JJ and he's looked like shit. Is this what they saw?
can i claim i have turf toe and call out of work tomorrow?
HAHAHA GOOD FUCKING GOING IDIOT
>>150809063who caresQB isn't a receiver, you don't have to stop on a dimeyour toe doesn't matterI played soccer with broken toesif you can't play QB with a broken toe you're actually bitchmade
>>150809235well.......unfortunately
GAME ENDING PENALTY WOOHOO
>>150809207you can only blame this on the parents. Dude doesn't even have basic problem solving skills. Doesn't even really examine the mechanisms of the tool which is especially weird for a guy
>>150809235I've got bad news
>sup bish
games over
kek
Infract this neutral zone, BITCH
>>150809233i really dont think americans understand how small so many of those euro countries are, before you even get into demographics. Like I've seen shitlibs say that if Finland can be all EV why cant the US, like bitch Finland has less people than NYC.
>>150809203Heaven.
>Bijon-168>The entire fucking Vikings team-148
Vikings really need Kirk unironically lmao. JJ is not ready at all.
>>150809226
We are officially on Tuddy Watch
>offsidesMy sides!
The Vikings are a dumb team.
OH MY GOD A TOUCHDOWN
TUDDY
COME ON IN
why didnt the viqueens have any plans at all to obtain a new nfl caliber quarterback?
>>150809203Do you think it would be cruel to describe in vivid detail the beauty I have seen to an Anon who has never walked on sand...
An absolute slurper tonight bros.See you all for the double header tomorrow
>>150809159Unironically this Do whatever it takes to stay on the field. I cant tell you how many injuries I played through in highschool. Multiple concussions. Everything. I never wanted to leave the field. I would have played in college too if it wasnt for my knee injury. I might have been in the NFL. I was good enough. But now we'll never knowb
TOUCHDOWN
not to be reddit about it but McSharty needed to be humbled a bit.
ballgame
Vikies more like poopies
get fucked queens stupid fucks
Dirty birds are trash and play in a dome in hotlanta. NFL does not want this team to win.
Why did anyone think giving the Vikings THREE primetime games was a good idea?
they just let him in.
>they let them scoreNice sport you got there Americans
my falcons are still gonna fuck this up
Why aren't the fans loud and chanting like at the beginning?
Why would they let them score with only 3 mins remaining? It's not like you have Brady under center.
>letting them score KWAB
Ayo we dem kangzz
>>150809297if they still had sam they would deserve them
>no timeouts>down 16>not a touchdown scored all gamewhat's the queenz gameplan
Oh my, they finally got a yummy wummy tuddy?
>>150809297The Monday game was kind of fun
>we'll let them score a touchdown, that'll give us a better chance to winAre the Vikings retarded?
JJ will throw a game ending interception like the white qb he is
>>150809284where I live people go to the shore, not to a lake.
>>150809301nonot this one
wtf vikings i made tendies and popcorn for this crap?
>>150809254
>>150809203i live on the coast but i love lakes, pic related is from family summer cottage
is shedeur better than mcsharty?
cash out your bets now
>>150809302they left an hour ago
If you were to draw a picture of Arthur Blank people would say it it's an anti-semitic caricature
>>150808976I miss those commercials.Where are the commercials with the annoying songs?
Well, that wasn't any fun at all.
Why does he suck so much?
>>150809322They both suckt. watched enough of both in college
>>150809174>>150809197We out here
I WANNA FUCK MARISKA HARGITAY! MOMMY!
Motivatin' Manning :D
>down 16 with NO timeouts>let the falcons scoreare kangz throwing?
>>150809268good catch
Poppi was founded by a woman so I refuse to drink it.
post skinny black women ass
>>150809290he's going to get humbled to the UFL after he gets his bussy busted all season
>>150809308score 2 td's and 2 2pts in 4 minutes
>>150809203You can actually swim in a lake.
>>150809318kek its indistinguishable from MN
>>150809287>'nother slurper!
>>150809336He's a zoomer
>>150809303Giving up is a Minnesota pastime
>Aaron Jones hammyTime is a flat circle
>>150809338IRDBLT
THE BIG PAYBACK
>>150809342defense hates mccarthy
>>150809336Carried by d and run game in collegeThis faggot is not a good QB
So last week, it was more about the Bears being bad than the Vikings being any good.
>>150809203I use to live on a lake. It is cozy. All the benefits of without any of the downsides of living by the ocean, unless you like surfing.
>>150809351Well it's the almost the same latitude, we more north though
>>150783472>>150783472Based!
Cousins will end up back in Minnesota lol
>>150809342get your scrub qb some reps
Bring back the astronaut guy lol
Cheer up JJ you still get to play the burrs one more time
>>150809367no shit, if caleb wasn't a complete retard the bears would've won that game by double digits
>>150809135Ten tousand lakes, mon!
Who's the Vikings back up anyway?
carson wentz starting next week
>>150809207This is pathetic. Our future is so fucked. Gen z are legitimately the laziest fuckers. Ive worked with quite a few. They never want to work and when they do the slightest amount of work they complain. About doing their job. That they signed up for. Its like they want to get paid for just sitting around doing nothing collecting a paycheck. I actually like to earn my money. I work hard for it. Fuck Gen z. We're doomed
lmao did Tirico just say>are they ready to put an experienced QB on this team? No, they’re going with McCarthy!
>>150809317I'm gonna cum on your grave
>>150809336it takes him too long to get in the zone
>>150809114Turf toe is unironically one of the worse injuries you can get.
>Collinsworth openly shitting on JJ
>>150809254Sup
I can't believe the viqueens selected the handoff man xD
LMAO PICKED
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NICE PICK
>you now remember Queenzfags saying JJ was elite
How do you pronounce Penix?
FUCKIN WOMP WOMP
KWAB
Vikings should have kept sam darnald. At least he looked competent.
OHNONONONONONO
that's all she wrote
>>150809313>>150809312>>150809312>>150809312KEEEEEEEEEEEM>white QBs
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
how did the bears lose to this?
yawn time to hit the hay
Just pull him bro
>no pressure he should have time>*interception*MCSHARTY
Terrible performance vikebros, we'll get em next week
>>150809346i had a really intense goon session to wmbf content it is really good
>>150809390Wentz
McCarthy does even have balls in his pubes yet why the fuck is he a quarterback in the fucking nfl?
yay :)my falcons :)
Welp that's it.
>>150809432They are abysmal
can the Viks still win this??
how the fuck did jj get picked so high? anybody that watched michigan games knew he was the worst part of that offense
>JJ to JJ
>>150809313>>150809313>>150809313>>150809313
>>150809313kek. whitebois, your response?
>another lost seasonSHOCKING
Jefferson looking for a trade to Green Bay.
>>150809450after the interception? hell no
JJ has one more week then he’s gotta go.
>>150809313based knower
>>150809260>>150809260Always wanted to backpack across Europe. I was thinking about this earlier today and how much land mass the US has and what we are delegating all of it to. In my personal opinion this country was founded in good faith, and with a lot of wisdom. However our founding fathers left far too many holes in their docume- okay no they didn't they only left out the part about how false jews should be kicked into a crater but instead we commit as a country to living as meat.
J.J.'s 4th quarter performance last week seems to be a fluke. Us Burrs still suck unfortunately though.
>>150809416like Mike Tyson pronouncing "penis".
This is the future of your franchise?
>>150809392that's because they are so crippled mentally they think they need 12 different psych drugs to get through the day, and their schooling was so poor they don't have any self-confidence in their ability to do anything without their phone telling them it's ok. Think of those Jewgle ads where zoomers ask it retarded questions like "does my plant like me?" and it reassures them and answers it. That's literally designed for the zoomer mindset.
falcons win for da culture
>>150809403for a position that has to stop on a dime, surefor a QB? nohe's a fucking baby
Pay Tom Brady one bazillion dollars to finish the season for the vikes
I still have faith in JJ hes young, i hope he can grow under some good coaching
BACK TO BEING THE VIQUEENSMCFARTY IS A BUST - WHY DID WE BRING IN THAT FAILURE WENTZ AS A BACKUP?? OUR SEASON IS COOKED FUUUUCKKKKKKK
why is the best qb in the stadium on the bench doing nothing
>>150809244ThisI cant just not go to my job because my toe hurts. I take an advil and get my ass in the car. I go in as long as im breathing. No sick days. No vacation days. My job knows they can rely on me. Any time they need someone to work late they know they can ask me. Need me to pick up a shift? They come to me. They value me. They know i work hard. This is how you build a career. These young kids today dont know how to put in a real days work. Laziness. Its disgusting.
>>150809260My Summer Car makes me want to live in FinlandSATANA!
>>150809486https://www.youtube.com/shorts/k3ZszCbmL18
well that was that vikiesfrens, it's unfortunate but personally i didn't expect the vikies to go 17-0. it's jj's 2nd game and season just started!gg falconsfrens, good night everyone! i'm gonna start doing breakfast and open the pc for work
falcons are a team for bad people
COME ON RIDE THE FLOAT.RIDE IT RIDE!
>>150809392Clean it up janny
>>150809511cope sweaty
>>150809416penis but with an x
>>150809250>you can only blame this on the parents Blames others. Zoomer 101
>>150809509Have a great day finnbro and enjoy your breakfast
COME ON RIDE THE FLOAT
Why the hell does Walton goggins look zestier everytime I see him
HA HA LOOK AT ALL THOSE EMPTY SEATS
>>150809534Mazda commercials circa Y2K
>>150809263They should have kept Kirk or Sam darnald
>>150809509Night night
>>150809548More like walton noggins, holy cow does that guy like saying the nword
>>150809508he almost killed Don King with a tap
It's okay, you can't play the Bears every week
>>150809509always nice to see you bro have a great day
Why is this rizzler thing popular, is it because he is a fat kid
the rizzler
>>150809314Beach > lake
>>150809511falcons have always been mad niggerishthat's the identitythey're temu saints
I won't be waiting all day for sunday night anymore
>>150809579he's a fat kid with an attitude
>>150809509gg
>>150809572>overthrowing it into triple coverage
Chris is not impressed
HAHAHAHAHAAHA
>C'MON RIDE THE FLOAT>HEY RIDE IT>C'MON RIDE THE FLOAT>HEY RIDE IT
>>150809579His dad will let anyone fuck him for a deal
>>150809579zoomer humor is creatively bankrupt its no longer for the lulz, its for the algorithm to make a buck
omg lmfao ok im going to bed, gn vikefrens
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MUFF RECOVEREDMORE PENIX ON THE FIELD
Maybe the vikings can get arch manning. Elite is in his blood. He comes from GOAT DNA. He'll have a good nfl career
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wow
>>150809534>literally the entire basis of civilization is old people teaching young people>Several generations of old people can't be bothered and rely solely on screens and drugs>now emerging younger generations can't do or handle shithow could this have happened?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA
>>150809579we don't know how much longer he'll be around so we're enjoying him while we can
>>150809604he's an alpha though you're trying too hard
can't make this shit upTHE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF THE KANGS
Webmschizo btfoKek
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>ViQueens
The guys should yell 'HE DROPPED IT' as he's about to bring it in
He literally scared him into muffing it. Kino.
>caron wentz backup. Why is he still in the league
>>150809622Millennials never grew up and don't deserve kids.
Cmon kangfag. Post those webms
FNAF'd into a fumble
tee hee
KIRK ON STREAM
>>150809643>>150809644I thought that was a penalty.
One of the worst games I've ever seen.See ya next week!
>>150809403Its a fucking toe. Man the fuck up. You have 10 toes. You dont NEED all of them.
>>150809633the Greatest Generation and Gen Alpha are the best for a reason
/biz/ here, how do I short the Vikings?
>>150809506You're being taken advantage of anon
Vikings should probably kill themselves now if they looked this shit against the fucking Falcons
melissa incredible for 50+
#BLESSED
>>150809648millennials were definitely willing to work and learn but yes they also are overgrown children and the men are mostly soifag liberals who got decimated by LEGO, Marvel, and Obama while the women girlboss'd and took their spot in the hierarchy leading to predictable disaster.
>>150809693go to /bet/ >>150739207
>>150809618arch is going to be an even bigger bust than caleb
