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Patty Cuckitini
0-2 lets go phins football on thursday night we're gonna win vs buffalo woooooooo
>>150816125The only QB from last year's draft who isn't a bust.
that photo is extremely lewd>>150816125
Lameme is going to bootyblast us next week but for now it's all smiles
>>150816125my steelers
>his team is 0-2
>>150816143Heckin based and redpillerino'd, d00d
>Brock Bowers bad knee>George Kittle's hamstring>Travis Swift's senilityWhy does god hate Tight Ends?
>>150816143yea
>>150816125based botan OP
yfw there's a dogshit player available
As a Mac Jones truther it feels good to finally watch him put the league on notice.
>the phins are going to win vs buffalo because that is how powerful the curse on the phins isphinsbros...
>>150816157Because Kyle Pitts is in a contract year and he made a deal with the devil to make a lot of money next year.
My Raidies are winning tonight
>>150816168This is a board for white people. Unlike the People's Republic of PFF we are well aware that Goof is elite.
>>150816162>you got any picks?
Mike McSneedniels
>>150816157Travis Kelce isn't a tight end. Bowers is on the way to becoming not a tight end as well, they're starting to not use him as a blocker at all.
>>150816180Lol no
We won the fucking game shut yo ass up
>>150816145ravens defense looks kind of suspect, could turn into a competitive shootout. but yeah there's no way the ravens put up less than 40 points
>>150816125post more anime girls wearing hats of suffering
>>150816145I'm predicting a 67-62 Lions victory.
>>150816136Just got done saying this
heard you was talkin shit anon
>>150816165You beat the saints. Calm down.
>>150816209>score 50 points>suffering
>>150816125oh woops, forgotprev thread: >>150814690
>B-B-B-BUT THE CHIEFS…LOST!!! SO THEREFORE, BAD!!!!
My Eagles are gonna get bootyblasted in the playoffs because of our shit OC but at least the Chiefs are bad.
my team sucks
>>150816265My team sucks too :)
>>150816134I want to distance myself from the cringe German
>>150816284yeah you would like how a penix looks you faggot
>>150816292got his ass
>>150816281Just go back home
heh benix :D
i find it remarkable that so many teams can be so bad so consistently
>>150816165lol tide
>Tards are 2-0 for the first time since 2021Neat, though I can't pinpoint when the wheels will fall off. They're going to; always have, always will. I just wonder when?Conventional wisdom would probably say against the 9ers, but who knows?
Ooof
>>150816189Jeanty will finally break out and run for 300 yards
>>150816140>blo dixHe's fucking trash
>>150816312>Neat, though I can't pinpoint when the wheels will fall offWhen's the next COD release?
>>150816317That's the look of a man who is unironically mindbroken
>>150816209it would seem you're lost, friend/mlb/ is down the hall to the right
>Jalen hurts: 101 passing yards in yet another mickey mouse wintap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
Should Cincy call my boy Kirk?
>>150816254Statmutt your reign is over
>noooo you can't just be sub 200 yards and win an owli hate the eagles because philly is a shithole but the crying is getting over the top
>>150816157>no mention of goedertfuck you
>offense upto wazoo
tom brady needs to be fired immediately
>>150816359>nooo all timer RB, Oline and receiving corps isn't enough>he needs elite OC too!!!
>>150816254I look like this and say these things frequently
>>150816340November 7th, so it's a bit optimistic that we keep it together that long lol. But honestly I just wanna beat Dallas in Jerryworld to troll my coworkers lmfao.
>>150816359impressive bait
>dual threat qbs
101 passing yards is good, actually.
>>150816375they better ave the dosh cause big kirko stays drippin
>>150816359someone's mad!
>>150816317>GODleb improving every week>retards call for Bagent to start because they can't stand it
Shitleb needs to go
>>150816168based, Goff making brownoids seethe
>>150816400My qb can throw it or he can hand it off does that count
I heard people were seething about me.
>noooooooooooo the fraud couldnt be him not our little jalen! h-he just needs more help! another oc! please won't you think of poor little jalen one of his elite receivers is hurt!
>>150816422you mean super bowl mvp little jalen
Does Kyler play on xbox, playstation or pc?
>>150816359lameme still exists but close
>>150816414No that looks like aiBut this one is real
>>150816422mad?
I think we need to confront the very real possibility that Jayden's mom abdicated her duty and allowed him to compromise his power level in the offseason. She was supposed to keep him pure and celibate. Now he no longer has virgin strength and it's evident in the way he's playing.
Mahomes went to more Superbowls than Brady and Montana combined in his 20s. Do me a favor and post Brady's 5th Superbowl stats at age 29. What's that, he wasn't good enough to make it past Jake Plummer in the divisional rounds?. Kek.Reminder: mahomes owns you
heh
>>150816422step up.. to what? beating the chiefs who everyone sucks off so much?holy cope chiefs fans this is getting patheticAs a dolphins fan, learn to go 0-2 buddy, you're gonna need to get used to it.
>>150816440pack it up boys, statmutt's starting his melty
watch he is going to start spamming his flu game webms, as if that has any bearing on Patrick Mahomes’ ability or overall career record
Are the Pack THAT good?
>>150816439>black QBs and having 1 good season before the tape is releasedName a more iconic duo
Why couldn't Mahomes beat Brady?
>>150816440SAAAAR
statmutt posts like he knows it's over
>>150816452no 2-0?
>>150816420THAT'S MY QUARTERBACK!
is he right?
>>150816463he spams age 29 stats because he knows patrick is in declinehe's average at best right now
>He sincerely thinks that, one singular mid season loss, with a very sick Patrick Mahomes on the road has any real meaning>He thinks that because of this, his buddies on /ptg/ will rush to this general to back up his asinine claim
Brady will NEVER have the following over Mahomes:• Win MVP and Superbowl MVP in the same season• Never miss a championship round in 20s• Go to 5 Super Bowls in 20s• Win 2 league MVPs in 20s (Brady had 0 lol)• Be only player to go to 7 straight AFCCGs in 20s• Throw for 50 TDs in 20s• Throw for 5k yards in 20s• Have the single season record of most total yards of all time.• Have the most yards and TDs per game in NFL history• Set a new record in wins, TDs, and pass yards in 20s• Never miss playoffs in 20s• Have the 2nd most playoff wins, pass TDs, and Superbowl MVPs before your 30th birthday
>>150816468so this is that cope thing the youth always talk about
>Statmutt prepping the rope when T-Swift breaks up with Kelce and the queefs go back into irrelevancy
>>150816468>whiney bitchNo wonder he's meshing with queefs fans
the race to 0-17 continues to tighten. who's your pick?
>>150816456Even better
>>150816475it's not midseason, the chief's season is already over lmao
>>150816468Is this a scope? A seething cope?
Queefs will miss the playoffs
>JANNY!! JANNY!!! BACK ME UP, I NEED TO SPAM THE SAME THREE WEBMS UNTIL WE GET RID OF THE “STATMUTT”
>>150816475trip on tranny
>>150816468No
retard here: does groin mean dick? like i've never heard of a female athlete out from a groin injury
>>150816494>guys, I'm thinking about reddit again
>>150816157We are entering the Age Of Tucker Kraft
Reminder
>>150816505>retard hereYou didn't need to say this, it's obvious from the rest of your post
>>150816487>phins go 9-8 in you're path
Colts legit or frauds?Win the division, out first round of the playoffs IMO.
>>150816505No, it's an area on men and women, albeit an area on men that Caleb enjoys
>>150816487either saints or chiefs have a shot
>>150816512BASED AND REDPILLED
>Mahomes meltykek
>>150816505nah bro its like when you cant fully rotate/open your leg
>>150816487The Dolphins. The Jets offense can do 75% of what they did in week 1 against a worse team and win a couple games. The Titans have a rookie QB who will progress through the season and they’ll win some games. The rest of them have already been in competitive games.
DECKEDBALL IS OUT
>>150816529>he doesn't know
Just start this fool. We know they want to
>>150816505Yeah he was jorkin' it too hard>>150816487There are so many shit teams wow I can't choose just one or two
>>150816468holy shit they're seething
does this board realize there are more players in the NFL than Patrick Mahomes? I swear it's all you faggots want to bicker over
>>150816524Shut the fuck up. Just shut up. Its not a melty, its cold hard facts and you salivating NPC faggots can’t ever look passed your pathetic impotent rage to see that Patrick is literally a once in an alltime quarterback. Picrel is you
>>150816468This is pathetic
>>150816489.
>>150816539giants have probably a 10% chance of actually winning because they're the fucking giants, but my god would it be some funny shit if they won
>>150816539In all honesty watching queefs fans celebrate bigly after beating the gnats will be hilarious as well. Win win outcome.
6-1 vs Mahomes, Burrow, Allen, Lamar
• 2nd most playoff wins of all time• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• More division titles (7) than division loses (5).• Never missed championship round in 20s• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s• 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs
It’s Pete Carrolls 74th birthday
>>150816550yeah like how the refs remain undefeated
>>150816552You're trying too hard. Subtlety makes the best bait.
>>150816568>stats
why does jalen make people seethe so much, hes a JAG of a QB sure but hes cool, why the hate?
>>150816468yep, since the eagles patented/trademarked/copywrote the play so legally no one else can run it.
>>150816580mogged
>>150816539Is it still a passing league?
Don't know why 3 months is being paraded around for burrow when every actual doctor I've seen has said that's extremely optimistic
>>150816537I hope if they bench Flacco they start Dillon Gabriel every game no matter how bad he plays just to piss in the mouths of the media.
QBs Mahomes has a losing record to:>Tom Brady>Jalen Hurts
>>150816518>Walk over Lolphins>Squeak one out against Broncos Haven't had a real challenge, got the Rams and Chargers coming up. There's a Junkie looking down from heaven giving blessings to them
>>150816580Some people just dont understand that only 1 game matters in the season
>>1508165983 months minimum is what everyone is saying
Jalen Hurts is so fucking ass
>>150816168
>>150816597You would have to be extremely autistic to care about this
Do you think >we can reach the playoff this season?
>>150816598Cincinnati is a sad place and giving the people there false hope is all we can give them.
>>150816602>fraud system babby carried by TWO great coaches and several superteams>fraud talent babby carried by a HOF stacked roster Yep, checks out
>>150816622yes
>>150816604Keep forgetting that he died
>>150816281You're him.
>there's a 10:00PM game on monday fucking nightFUCK YOU GOODELL. some of us have normal jobs you fuck
>>150816440Kek
>>150816598Surgery for turf toe doesn't actually work either
>>150816596Herbie is yet to have his second game
>>150816620
>>150816420Goff is such a dork but he's a fantastic QB.
>mahomes is el-ACK
>>150816259from what I've read, it's more of the fact that he's just calling Sirianni's basic bitch plays because he's a rookie OC.>In 2023, the plays and play calling were so bad that Jalen started forcing it to AJ and Smitty a lot more and they just made so many great contested catches. We were winning games that year through talent alone, which is why it looked so ugly. And Jalen also started developing some bad hero ball habits. Then it came crashing down. >In 2024, experienced OC Kellen Moore tried to re-formulate our offense and he was probably trying to do too much too fast and neglecting the run, which is why we were meh the first 4 weeks. After the bye, he dropped a lot from the playbook and became run first and utilized a lot of Nick’s playbook that the team already knew (and just used some of his own stuff little by little saving more of it for the post season). The team also, I think, really tried to stomp out any of Hurts’s hero ball tendencies and forced him to be more of a game manager since our run game (especially now with Saquon) and defense were so good. Minimizing turnovers and negative plays was more important than Jalen trying to put the ball into tight windows for 10-15 yards. They still had deep ball plays but they’re slow so Jalen would just have to run, check down, or throw it away if there was pressure. >In 2025, we’ve got another rookie OC calling plays from Nick’s playbook again, and unfortunately it looks bland and predictable again. But Jalen is still being the conservative game manager, so our pass game looks even worse than 2023 (but fewer turnovers!). At least our defense is better. But I also think our shit offense in 2023 put too much pressure on the defense and made them look worse than they were. And unfortunately, I think we saw a little of that yesterday. The defense was getting pretty gassed and banged up. If Kelce had scored that TD, we lose. That was a kind of luck INT and thank god the offense didn’t blow that chance.
>>150816589because niggles fans act like he's anything more than that
>>150816487Dolphins. I'd pick the Browns but they play the Dolphins at home and should win that.
>Tom Brady said on FOX, that he will be at the Chargers-Raiders game & plans to announce something very special (that he’s been working on for a very long time)What’s it gonna be?
>>150816420
>>150816589People get mad when Eagles fans put him in the top 5. Eagles fans enjoy making people mad. It’s pretty simple.
Didn't read
>>150816667kill yourself
>>150816619Goof seems like the kind of guy who would just want to play Goldeneye multiplayer and discuss his favorite Gundams if you hung out.
>>150816664patrick "justin fields" mahomes
>>150816633
>>150816667>Eagles fans enjoy making people mad. It’s pretty simple.>>150816675
>>150816597When all this started, and there were headlines that the Vikings had new male cheerleaders, my reaction was who gives a shit? There are male cheerleaders throwing the chicks in the air all the time. Then I saw the pictures…
>>150816632West coast chads, we can't stop winning!
if the chefs miss the playoffs, do you think taylor dumps travis
>>150816701The better question is why isn't she pregnant yet?
>>150816633Imagine if they also lose to the giants, it would be beautiful.
>>150816693https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR-z4-2YwS8Meanwhile they should've hired this chad.>>150816706>why isn't she pregnant yet?Taylor is a male.
>>150816701If my Chieffies miss the playoffs I may never get too prep the bull again. :(
>BREAKING: Commanders star QB Jayden Daniels suffered a sprained knee during last Thursday's game vs. Packers, leaving his Week 3 status in doubt>If Daniels is unable to play, the Commanders would start Marcus Mariota.
>>150816420Not fair to Goff. He can also awkwardly stumble forward for a loss of 1, but it's all okay because Gibbs will pick of 18 on the next snap.
>>150816716>RG4KWAB
>>150816711We could legitimately never see Jake Plummer’s name never slandered in this general again.
>>150816716kwab
>>150816706guaranteed she uses a surrogate
>>150816716>black commie qb>kneeIt just keeps happening
>>150816487Dolphins and Browns have a real chance at 0-17Jets, Giants, Saints and Chiefs really did all have coinflip games, Panthers weren't that bad yesterday and the Bears and Titans have some real shitters coming up, but the Dolphins have been objectively bad and the Browns are a joke team that's spending too many roster spots on mediocre QBs.
>>150816735I think Bears or more likely to go 0-17 than the Browns. The Browns at least have a defense.
>>150816597ok, jokes aside you're gay if you wouldn't fuck the boi on the left
>>150816735>Dolphinswill go 8-9/9-8 just to fuck themselves out of getting rid of anyone or drafting anyone worth a fuck.
>>150816656>The defense was getting pretty gassed and banged up. If Kelce had scored that TD, we loseI don't agree with this.
>>150816747Based Chiefs fan
>>150816632>Chargers - RaidersJust go to sleep, you won't miss anything
>>150816758where are those wins coming from?
>>150816716>the Josh Harris specialDaniels and the Commanders are the Embiid and 76ers of the NFL
I don't get it. Why don't the Chiefs just load up on max protection and then have like 2 speedy guys run out to the backfield? Worked last night for that final TD.
give me 1 reason steroids shouldnt be alowed to heal injury
>>150816632KWABTaking a little nap rn (right now) then will go work out, play some basketball and go for a dip in the pool before settling in for a long comfy night of football
How did Penis Jr. look last night?
>>150816745>Raiders>Burrowless Bengals>Giants>AintsThere's no way they don't win one of those.
>>150816716
>>150816632That's how I feel seeing the phillies play west coast teams.
>>150816180>nikke in my /nfl/Didn't expect that.
>>150816789>already ruling him out this far in advanceHmm...
>>150816795A worthy adversary. He failed to bend willingly, his knee simply gave out in protest.
>>150816789actual injury or "injury"
>>150816606thats what I tell bills and ravens fans every year
>>150816774The curse of the dolphins.I WANT THEM to lose so they will win. Don't be shocked when they somehow win vs the bills even though every part of reality says they should lose.
>>150816816100% it's the latter
>>150816456Sure has been fun being a Packers fan lately. Thank you Jerry.
>>150816789Lmao that’s a benching.
>>150816780The only positive from this messy start is that guy Thorton he'll be pretty useful later on
>>150816789what a fucking pussy
>>150816789P L O N K E D
>>150816789>you can't bench me I'm injured!
>>150816788He moved the ball okay, but he wasn’t good in the red zone.
>I'm not sold on Drew Allar or John Mateer yetThis is said by people who've been gargling the cum of Arch Manning, Cade Klubnik, and Garrett Nussmeier the entire offseason.
The vikings are wasting Justin Jefersons career and thats pretty sad
>>150816790Oh just you wait. They're going to lose by double digits to the Gayders and then it'll start to dawn on you just how bad things can get.
>>150816842Twitter really is just as stupid as 4chan but people are unembarrassed about it.
>>150816790>>150816790My Raiders are ELITE at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Genuinely curious how Carrol will pan out
>>150816789>burrow>mccarthyAbsolute state of white qbs kek!
>>150816440mahomes had one of the worst superbowl performances of all time
>>150816851At least 4chan is ironically retarded half the time. Twitter is serious about it.
>>150816539The Chiefs are going to win, but them starting 0-3 would make their eventual championship or SB appearance very interesting.
You can tell every Queefsfag here is a bandwagoner because they instantly have a melt down the moment you bring up they're 0-2. They have no idea what a losing season feels like.
>>150816440>getting thoroughly embarrassed and buttfucked on America's biggest stage and having that buttfucking remembered for all eternity is better than losing a random divisional game no one remembers except me because I need a cope to cling tolol. lmao even.
If there are any Panthers fans in existence, how does it feel remembering you passed on Ladd for Legette?
>>150816862>goof>stafford>josh allen (he's white this week)>danny retardWhite QBs run this league
>BREAKING: Vikings QB J.J. McCarthy has a sore ankle from Sunday night's game vs. Falcons and is not expected to play in Week 3, per Kevin O'Connell.>Carson Wentz is expected to start for the Vikings against the Bengals. less
>>150816842Very on topic, my friend. Great post!
>>150816843I don't care about amateur football
>>150816887Based. Any chaos in minnisomalia or chicongo in is good chaos.
One White man continues to march on
>>150816894Think of them as professional prospects
>>150816877they should have never tanked for Bryce young
>>150816900Why should I
>>150816716>Marcus Mariotathis guy is still in the league? i remember when he and winston were supposed to light up the league. although mariota was okay until he got his leg snapped against the jags that one season they were actually good
>>150816887>"sore" anklePFFFF AAHAHHAHAHA
>>150816468Based Schefty can't wait til it goes back to vote next year and banned
>>150816910he looks like a big bang theory character
>>150816789who the FUCK is the vike's backup QB? is sam still there?
>vikings already traded their QB2 to the eagles>>150816926get this.... Carson Wentz
>>150816910Didn't he play bass for Weezer?
Would Tannehill come back?
>>150816802Nikke and NFL are the thinking man's game and sport
>>150816520Caleb is more fond of the sack
>>150816846good goy
>>150816887>people paid top dollar to see Joe vs JJ but will get Wentz vs BrowningAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHA
Vikings are calling Derek Carr
>>150816849He’ll join a long list of legendary WRs they’ve done that to.
>>150816912It's actually a sprained ankle.
Bros is Bijan legit?
>>150816887JJ will never start another game as a Viking CAP IT
God I hope Wentz is starting week 7
>>150816935>Carson Wentzthe same carson wentz that scored zero (0) points against the broncos last season?
>>150816950I would unironically rather watch Wintz than GayGay
>>150816910Who is this nibba
>JJ McBenchyAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
rashee rice is so fucking overrated the nfl media speaks about this guy like he's fucking calvin johnson "just wait until rice and worthy are back bro"
>>150816962thats a man
>>150816887The Carson Wentz redemption arc begins...
>>150816125>>150816160>>150816209>>150816253I wish NFL players looked liked this
>>150816899>whiteif he's white then josh allen isn't black.
>>150816966'fraid so
>>150816971Do you know who this is?
>>150817004>Rainbow cityFucking woke
>>150816977your hand while typing this
>>150816983Lucky for you soccer players do
It's true
>>150816788He made some good passes, made some bad ones. Great release, maybe still too fast. The offensive game plan wasn't really focused on passing - they ran the fuck out of the ball nonstop. Like over 200 yards rushing.
>>150816907I never bought into winston but yeah I thought Mariota would do things in the league. guy never planned out
Is Nick wright seething yet
>>150817009Feel like its a familiar face but i cant name it. Who is this?
>>150817017based paul
>>150816962whomst is this woman?
What's going on in Jacksonville?
>>150817017They didn't play the Bears yet though
>>150817017ima talk my shit now before >we have another 2023
>>150817034Legs
>>150817029>Mariotahe isn't that bad really, he'll probably be a backup forever
>>150817042her name is Legs?
>>150817034Katie Salerni
>>150817017I forgot these little niggas even existed.When's the new CoD come out?
>>150817037sahid khan is giving him way too many whores to shit on
>>150817031He is talking about how a SB victory after starting 0-2 and having the entire NFL declare you dead will be the best SB they ever win, only a bit worse than the 3peat.
>>150816950>179 Nosebleeds?
>>1508170042006 had some truly awful hairstyles
>2nd MNF game is at 10pmhow is this fair to us eastcoastchads that need to wake up early to wageslave the next day?
>>150817032That’s Jamaal Charles
>>150817034katyliftz
>>150817022>Caleb D+Bros.
>/nfl/ was wrong about the new Colts owner
>>150817072Still looks better than the zoomer brocolli cut to be desu
>>150817083I want her to break me.
I always believed that the Arizona Cardinals would have taken Herbert over Kyler if he had declared in 2019.
>>150817075The game isn't for you, least coast
>>150817076Ive never watched him but i can tell he was miles better than pacheco
>>150817072you act like you don't even like crabcore
>>150817075Really shows how disconnected the league is from where they should be when that is even an option. You can deal with a little lost sleep but what about kids and families? It is bullshit for a family orientated sport and industry to pull this kind of stuff. It is bad enough they even have monday and thursday night games.Sure for night owls who work for themselves like me who cares I can be up whenever but I thought the demo was everyone.
>>150817099>DEI hires
>>150817099>He couldn't swing a reservation at Dorsia
>>150816168>boasting about stomping the Bears
>>150817083she looks like a photoshop of Sabrina Carpenter done by someone with a bodybuilding fetish
>>150817097Join the club brother
>>150817119looks british
>>150817119>pubeshnngh
>>150817083>>150817119>browndire
fuck this gay earth
it really is shocking how low IQ football people are. It took 100 years to invent the tush push. That should have been figured out in the first week.
>>150817133Remember Sam Darnold?
Sexy
>>150816317his hope and optimism... restored?
>>150817119based taste
>>150817101Watch his highlights, he was the Chiefs best player
>>150817133Wentz will look elite compared to JJ
>>150817133Remember Josh Dobbs?
>>150817099It's virtually impossible to get a table at Rao's. Did his Mossad honeypot get that reservation?
>>150816789IT'S FUCKING OVER
lol
>>150817119
>>150817149Lol. Lmao
>>150817133
>Burr fans tries to tell me the past 3 years Poles is actually a good GM.>now they're all calling for Poles to be firedI told ya all. I told you!
>>150817144>be 6'3 brick wall>I will never find a woman taller than me with a decent buildreeeeeeeeeee
>>150817133And the got too cocky award yet again goes to
>>150817153>To my friend JJ. Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you at Valhalla
>>150817159he's right tho, Elgses better win this year because they are definitely banning it this offseason
I'm not apologizing for refs not calling false starts and I'm not mourning a dead nazi
>two to four weekskwab
>>150817133Remember Case Keenum?
>>150817075>Irrelevant AFC West matchupThat's why you go to bed Leastie.
Are the Jets back?
>>150817159I'd have no problem with it if the refs actually enforced the rules about it with false starts and lining up in the neutral zone
>>150817163Did you watch the games? JJ is possibly the worst starting QB I’ve ever seen.
>>150817179Why are white QBs so injury prone?
>>150817179>all these injured qbs>Tua is still standingthis doesn't bode well
>>150817148Im watching rn. I love the fact that he played with Alex SmithTo me Alex Smith is the founder of the chiefs
>>150817187sorry, but Roger Goodell needs more public outrage towards the play so he's gonna have his refs botch the calls to make the normies hate the play
>>150817185Wasn't he the one that got caught jerking off in his car?
Wentz had one bad year btw. Washington. His “bad year” in Philly was because he had guys like Reagor and jj arciega. >”but Indianapolis”>one bad game and the Jacksonville game was a whole team failure.
>>150817084Colin doesn't know ball. He just goes off of bussy vibes
>Anon's a great kid, but he should really consider killing himself. But like I said, he's a great kid.
>google is now referring to football games as "matches"I want these disgusting commies deported the fuck out of my country.
>>150817203no he's the one who raped women and is currently in jail
>>150817189I'm laughing at the fact that you think that Wince will be good
>>150817133kek the kang cycle of talking major shit and then immediately entering a stage of suicidal depression
>>150817212Ooooooh....
>>150817153>Valhalla callin meeeeeee>Valhalla callin meeeeeee
>>150817086It doesn't, it looks godawful
JJ should not have been a first-round pick
>I don't like it, I love ithe fucking fell for it
>yfw Kirk Coupons back to the kangz
>>150816882>black>bad back>black>black
>>150817185Charlie Kirk was a good man and didn’t deserve that
>>150817217all my christian brothers goin to valhalla
>>150817139Every team aside from the Eagles fucks it up horribly. Josh Allen is one of the biggest and strongest QBs in the history of the entire NFL and they fail it constantly and literally lost in the playoffs because of it.
>>150817225Brou always gets me with that
>Trash Allen
My nigga Pat McAfee says the tush push should stay and the refs should stop being retarded
>QBs dropping like flieswell well wellthe price of the brick has gone up
>>150817179KWABRemember how he was supposed to conquer the North?
We're way too hard on these young QBs.
You need a strong culture to get the tush push right. Hurts is putting in time after practice letting his teammates get familiar with his bussy.
>>150817211I like when you search something and all the top results are from the India Times. Great work google.
>>150817240>when the dumbest retard says something correctok
>>150817228I saw Goof try to jump yesterday ain't no way in hell you're going to be able to convince anyone he's black.
>>150817083Just looked up her instagram. She is pretty hideous ngl, and Id fuck almost any chick.
>>150817247this, i still believe no QB can be a bust in their first 2 seasons unless its purely off field issues
>>150817240Refs are too lazy to call controversial things.
>>150817247Who's "we"? You and the mouse in your pocket?
>>150817240It's been really weird just how hard people have been pushing the idea of>The refs have been really bad at calling penalties on that play, so we should fan the play Has anything other than ridiculously stupid
>>150817228Goof is like the whitest QB in the league bro
>GB and Lions laughing their asses off and sipping hot apple cider watching the Vikings and Bears meltdown
This is why it’s so effective
Put a chip in the ball to measureFail to use it in the most obvious need for a measurement during the tush pushes
Refs don't know what a catch is so we should ban passing the ball
>>150817139It's not like the eagles invented in, it's just been rightfully called a foul before the astroturfed DEI qb started doing it
>>150817262Goof might be the whitest man period, at least since Jesus.
the best QB is an available QB
>>150817262wrong
>>150817269looks fine to me
>>150817254Butterfaces w rockin bods are my kryptonite
Sex
>>150817262Not since he got to Detroit
Maybe Travis Kelce should have been working out instead of filming movies.
>>150817286She doesnt look like a billionaire how is she the owner
>>150817272there isn't a chip in the ball
>>150817115Webm posting is for losers. It's way beneath a Packers fan. Do better.
>>150817287I heard he's taken to saying "what up doe" and eating fried chicken.
>>150817286>/nfl/ made fun of her when she took overAPOLOGIZE
Jared Goff is a different kind of white. He's Californian. Those are their own breed. I don't find him relatable. Mahomes is more my type.
>>150817291the now dead owner's daughter
>>150817294>It's way beneath a Packers fanThank God I'm not one
so now that we know that the lions offense isn't ass, how did they get dog walked by the packers?
>>150817286
Mahomes still made these dudes look like dog water refs just fucked us in the end
>>150817139https://www.youtube.com/shorts/D0z4oRvx92Q
>>150817247he wants you to be hard on him
>>150817143maybe he has back issues, this is what I look like after a long shift and I'm not zesty at all
JJ McCarthy is him and you'll be signing those apology forms once again
>>150817303Probably a combination of the Packers defence being really good, it being a road game for the Lions, and their habit of not playing a single person on the 53 man roster during the preseason.
>>150817302>Thank God I'm not oneWe're all grateful for that then
>>150817303Packers are the third best team in the league. Lions are seventh.
>chiefs "fans" are now crying about the refs repeatedly in threadsahahahahahahahahahaha oh come on now that should almost be bannable.
>>150817294Packer fans are drunk retards literally nothing is below them
>>150817133kangz barely beating the burrs in week 1 was the highlight of their season, wasn't it?
>>150817298I'll apologize to her in person on my knees
>>150816633>>150816684>>150816711That post was made before they changed Rashee Rice's suspension timeline and before Xavier Worthy got injured. And you know this.
wish i could just suck on joeys toe and make it all better
>>150817317Could you imagine this Packers team with prime Rodgers?
>>150817286you just know she a dominatrix and would whip and peg your ass while insulting your very existence
>>150817303deciding to not play the starting offense with a new OC and new interior OIL at all in pre-season due to hubris + presumable injury paranoiaand the packers seem to be good
>>150817322why he make face frowny face :(
>>150817303Shitty communication by their new Oline and they forgot the long cleats a classic blunder. They've started 1-1 the past 4 years. It's just early season shenanigans Green Bay and Detroit know it's about February not September. The Banner hanging is just bantz at this point.
>>150817322I'm at least confident they won't give up 50+ to the Lions like the Bears did.
>>150817260You and this bussy
>>150817303if JD5 couldn't crack that defense then no one can
>>150817320Eagles kept jumping offsides on the anus push and it was never called plus multiple other crucial penalties
>>150817247I just don't understand KOC's play calling with JJ while having a backup center and 3rd string right tackle in the game. Why is he having him drop back and throw deep balls on 2nd/3rd and short. I still have confidence and once we get JJ in there with a healthy oline we should see more of the good flashes that we saw. But KOC also needs to establish the fucking run.
>>150817350I will NOT eat the bugsI will NOT live in the podI will NOT ride the float
>>150817303Same shit that happened on Thanksgiving 2 years ago. They've played each other 2 times a season for 100 years shit happens.
>>150817349yes, and?The chiefs have multiple winning seasons and owls built off the refs.
>>150817327But you told me it's impossible to win missing your LT?
>>150817307>Mahomes led the Chiefs in rush yards for the 2nd time and has more than twice as much yards as PachechoReid needs an OC like Eric Beienemy who understands the run game. Matt Nagy is a yes-man who only knows what Reid taught him.
I cannot wait for Wentz to lead the Vikings to the Super Bowl.
>>150817303This year Jerry isn't just the curse for the Cowboys but for every team outside Green Bay.
>>150817359don't drink the tea either it has lumps in it anon
>Cowboys and Commies only wins were against the Gnatslol
>>150817358KoC’s plays take way too long to develop. Pair that w a busted line and JJ’s slow release and you’re fucked.
>>150817365>Chargers were missing their LT, WR1, WR2, RB1, and RB2 just like the Chiefs were in the Eagles SuperbowlNo, those situations were not the same.
>>150817303Packers defense is actually legit and Jerruh's dumbass trading them Micah most likely made them top 3
>>150817303Packers are genuinely legit
>when you want the phins to actually lose to the bills for once so that means they will 100% win somehow and josh allen will cry on the fieldget me off mcdaniel's wild ride
>>150817286/nfl/ has a new queen
>>150817349so lets ban the play because the refs suck at their job
>>150817241who will he fleece next?
>>150817286jordon hudson in 20 years
>>150817389Yeah the Chargers LT is actually a good player and not an easily replaceable warm body
>>150817286>/sp/ losing their shit of an obvious trannykek
Carson Wentz redemption arc incoming
>>150817393
Can we just preemptively flush these MNF games down the toliet and have Detroit/Baltimore a week early instead?
>They all know about the Superbowl hangover phenomena where teams have down years following a Superbowl loss yet they pretend like it isn't a thing.
>>150817286>sex
>>150816125If the toxins lose tonight the clots already have the division essentially locked up
>>150817375yea wish my team got to play cupcakes like the eagles and packers
>>150817442Who knew years of near constant drug use might be bad for your complection?
>>150817401this looks like a man who is going to be incredibly relieved when he is fired and won't have to deal with pooa and tyreek's shit anymore
>>150817286Just let your hair go gray weirdo
>>150817401Ah a fellow clairvoyant I seeThe alignment of the moon told me the same thing
>>150817450Does Pooa even cause any problems? I always just kind of assumed he was a walking vegetable by now. Can he still speak?
If your team doesn’t want to risk your qb possibly getting injured by doing the tush push that’s 100% on your coach and not the league or the refs. It’s free to be used by any team. Hit the squat rack.
>tush pushwe call it the bussy bump here
>>150817401>>150817442The Eagles could use an experienced OC
>>150816302Those teams have lots of turnover but never with ownership. So the same retard who makes poor decisions at the organizational level continues to do so and it trickles down. A bad owner hires a bad president and bad GM and they hire bad middle management and then those people hire bad scouts and personnel people and trainers and nutritionists and so on and then if you take the average player and put them in a worse environment than other teams and they just don't do as well. So they eventually thow the players under the bus, get new players, put them in a worse environment than other teams and they just don't do as well and the cycle repeats for like 20 or 30 years.
>>150817481I'm an eagles fan and I love the play but an anon called it the cheat yeet and that has to be the best one
>>150808874I didn't get to catch their first game, but Walker & Pearce both looked solid against the Vikings. IIRC, a lot of their guys from last year's draft popped, too. Ruke and Dorlus both had sacks and pressures. Watts & Bowman looked elite in the secondary, too. Especially Bowman, he was making a ton of plays on the ball. >>150810210>2024May as well be a completely different ATL defense to be fair. I was impressed with Ulbrich's gameplan and how well everyone played. Hope Terrell isn't too banged up.
>>150817469>Does Pooa cause any problemsYeah, on the field
>>150817487>cheat yeet>they don't yeetnah, that sucks
>>150817133Remember Jeff George?
>>150817498Yeah but that's the entire Dolphins team always. I mean something unique and specific akin to Tyreek being a mentally ill negro.
>>150817442if you're going to try to get (you)s from me again at least quote him right. >>150814147
>>150817168>anons try to tell me the past 3 years that McCorkle is a bad qb>now they're saying he should start over Purdy after one game against the Saints
Tim Couch
patrick mahomes
new thread>>150817542>>150817542>>150817542
>>150816789>vikings will win nowshit
>>150817535>6.99and now i'm sad again
>>150816146Suck ass on defense. It’s going to be a long season for us
