SERIE A MATCHDAY 3>Saturday, September 13, 2025 15:00 Cagliari 2-0 Parma18:00 Juventus 4-3 Inter20:45 Fiorentina 1-3 Napoli>Sunday, September 14, 2025 12:30 AS Roma 0-1 Torino15:00 Atalanta 4-1 Lecce15:00 Pisa 0-1 Udinese18:00 US Sassuolo 1-0 S.S. Lazio20:45 AC Bbilan 1-0 Bologna>Monday, September 15, 2025 18:30 Hellas Verona FC 0-0 Cremonese20:45 Como 1-1 FC GenoaCHAMPIONS LEAGUE MATCHDAY 1>Tuesday, September 16, 202521:00 Juventus - Borussia Dortmund>Wednesday, September 17, 202521:00 Ajax - Inter21:00 Paris Saint-Germain - Atalanta>Thursday, September 18, 202521:00 Manchester City - NapoliReminder to skip your meds, the voices are all REAL, respect your sister (even if she is dating a Frenchman), clean your HDMI cables and do not compare your girlfriend to a waffle iron.
negru
>>150818296>mfw I see a negru post
>new thread ten posts lateA fair tikkie will be issued
Jj play again tomorrow already?
I have been promised Calorie Mates (chocolate flavour)
>>150818234NT break, the man is gassed after 60 minutes in normal circumstances already
The Locatelli camo (makes you 100% imperceptible and invisible on the pitch)
A little bit of Kvara in the sunA little bit of Doué all night longA little bit of Hakimi, here I amA little bit of Mayulu and it's five nilAH!Mambo Number Five!
nihao kitty adventure island
>>150818493I must have watched this gole like 50 times by now, and it only gets better
>>150818504For me it's the Kelly gole, he hits it so damn cleanly and perfectly in the side netting.I find myself really rooting for the guy. The situation how he ended up in Turin is a bit shit, but that's not his fault. He still has the comments on his insta turned off because of all the abuse he was getting, which is just so sad.
Fun fact CalorieMate and Oronamin C are both products of Otsuka Pharmaceutical >>150818495
>>150818525Did you know he spent 12 year in foster care?
>>150818525He has a quite good left food, had been trying to score for a while with it and his shots were getting closer to going in each time, had to go in at some point and it did at the best of times. Extremely clean strike, none of >our strikers would have hit that as cleanly as that. At this point I root for him too, maybe still lacks a bit in the 1v1 when it comes to defending but he has a lot of quality.
Upholster care, but for Barella's hairline
>>150818608*left foot
>>150818493I love lads who aren't afraid to shoot from there, but it wasn't exactly a Seedorf thunderbolt, it was saveableStill, knowing the opposition is a skill, smart of him to test Sommer
>>150818571Nothing compared to a few months in current Jjust
>>150818708Someone like Donnarumma would have saved that, but I doubt that most keepers would have done the same, a rocket like that catching you by surprise is hard to save
>>150818718could be you're right, and i am comparing it in my mind to one of history's more ridiculous long-distance goals(linking the giùtube video for connoisseurs of Beppe Bergomi rosicate lel)https://youtu.be/v09eNtXl9eE?feature=shared&t=723
>>150818493I don't really care about either strisciata but if you're about to blow the whistle you have to blow it, I hate refs that do that shit.
>>150818770For me, it's Top 10 Frank Lampard Long Range Bangers
>>150818773That was absolutely NEVER a foul lmfao, but yeah as soon as he saw that shot going he most definitely didn't want to be the one killing the party
Speaking of refs, memecams added nothing
>>150818811They added funny angles I guess
>>150818811This is comedy gold. Also some of the goles looked gud from the ref POV. But yeah, it's nothing more than a gimmick, if a fun one.
>>150818773sometimes they're waiting to see if the assistant raises the flag, and then the moment passesbut in principle yes, if you're going to blow then blow
>>150818788sauce pls, negru
And mo I get a job
Sleep tight /seriea/
>>1508184931. Moggi-tier rubatazza, that was a CLEAR foul and the referee was about to blow the whistle but muh zingarino is about to shoot so he decided not to2. Poorfags/rubentini were rejoicing but also subtly but definitely seething because they wanted muh dildiz to score the late match winner and not this spaco botilia guy that they weren't even actively shilling at the moment
>uhuh… uhuh so you play a game with your… online friends who like Italian soccer right? And you pick fantasy players and get points? Wow… ummmmmmmmmm… that’s really neat anonhttps://gaming.uefa.com/en/uclfantasy/leagues/JnUmen/004C00650067006100530050/S77
>>150819132Milan, Roma, Atalanta, Cagliari, Como and Torino should be demoted one place at little table to let the printernational brotherhood inherit its rightful spot
>>150819132To my memory this must be one of the worst league starts ever, only two clubs whom managed to win the first three matches and just four in total that didn't lose one yet
>>150819132Where is the European record-breaking team?
/uefa/ idea: only teams that have flawless seasons deserve to exist
the Apple Music import tool is up
>>150819557All I'm getting from the league table is a feeling of balance and enthrallment
Jj plays in less than 20 hours somehow
Jj wins in less than 20 hours somehow
>>150819624well well well
>>150820121
>Stevan Jovetic: "Do I regret choosing Man City over Juventus? No. I had a special relationship with Fiorentina, I didn't want to disappoint them by going to Juve... Adzic is a little brother to me. His kicking style is very very similar to Lampard, with the way he generates power without a run-up."
Good morning /seriea/
Who knows if today will be a good day? Nobody doesWill today be a Tudor day? Absolutely
>>150827011
Lidl back in control. Glasgow Calcio and Giuntoli is Cooking had a very grim round 3 it seems.
>>150827893I just keep forgetting about fanta every year, rip. It was a new league as well this year or something right because Pancrazio vanished?
Perhaps good news for Ajax: Lautaro Martínez missed Inter's last training session ahead of the Champions League match due to back complaints.The Argentine striker will still fly to Amsterdam and will be assessed there. Matteo Darmian will miss the match regardless.
gooooood morning /aseries/latest San Siro fake news:>Giuseppe Sala, the Mayor of Milan, confirms that there’s an agreement in place for the sale of the San Siro area to Milan and Inter, but the final approval depends on the City Council.>Milan Mayor Beppe Sala confirmed on Tuesday that Milan and Inter have agreed to buy the San Siro area, including the Stadio Meazza.>>150826988i briefly met jojo in montreal after a summer friendly, he seemed very normal and spoke italian well even back in 2009 or 2010, whenever it was
Grimolli and Modesto spotted
ultra dead finished league
>>150828157more like bad news>>150829125I can value my cock at around 30cm long, doesn't mean it matches the actual length.
>>150829125Unlike the EPL’s Alexander Isak 130€ million and Florian Wirtz 150€ million ‘nomenos
>>150829125kek Dimarco is 35 at best
>>150829125Reminder that Transfermarkt values are guesstimates made by (((volunteers))).Marotta and Gravina are in "cahoots", steering transfer values behind the scenes! It's all a big game to manipulate the market and keep the honest guys down. We need transparency in football!
>>150826988Jovetic, Hernanes, G.Rossi, Marco Sau, Giovinco, Diamanti, Vucinic, S.Pellisier, Ibarbo, Miccoli, Pastore etc. Calcio used to have so many characters. Some were legit world class, if only for a season or two.Palermo was peak SOVL
>>150829197Say what you will about Zampa but the man had a real eye for playersPalermo had some spectacular teams
>Serie C club Crotone placed under judicial administration due to Mafia infiltration>Ndrangheta clans had infiltrated ticketing operations>The Italian third-tier club Crotone have been placed under judicial administration for a year because police found “sufficient evidence” of pervasive Mafia infiltration, prosecutors said on Tuesday.>Crotone, based in the southern Calabria region that is home to the powerful ’Ndrangheta Mafia, are seventh in group C of the Serie C league, on five points from four games. They played in Serie A for two consecutive seasons almost 10 years ago, and in 2020-21.>Tuesday’s decision means the club will continue sporting activities but under the supervision of court-appointed administrators. The club are not under investigation.>“FC Crotone will actively collaborate with the judicial administrators appointed by the court to continue its activities in the best interests of the club, fans and sport in general,” the club said in a statement. Crotone said the court decision “does not even remotely suggest complicity or connivance by the club, its shareholders, or its managers and collaborators”.>The prosecutors’ office of the city of Catanzaro said in a statement that Crotone had been “subjected, over the last decade, directly or at least indirectly, to conditions of intimidation and subjugation by members of local ‘Ndrangheta clans”.>The local mob had, in particular, infiltrated the club’s security and ticketing operations, and the judicial administration regime is expected to help steer Crotone’s economic activities back on to a legal path, prosecutors said.https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/sep/16/serie-c-club-crotone-placed-under-judicial-administration-due-to-mafia-infiltrationSurely all Italian clubs infiltrated by organised crime would suffer the same fate no matter the division they play in!
Liberali hasn't played a single minute this season lol
>Como star Alvaro Morata feels last season was as positive for him as he won three trophies, but won’t discuss his Milan exit: ‘Maybe I’ll talk about it when I stop playing.’
Dead sport
Kenan Dildiz MVP 2nite.
Bisonte
Wtf, is this real?
Stomach is in surprisingly good conditions. We might win tonight fras
>Five penalties requested for AC Milan in three matchdays, zero awarded. A clear statistic for everyone, and then even removed after a convoluted review, with referee Fabbri on VAR showing the on-field referee Marcenaro an incomplete video of the incident in question namely Lucumí’s double foul on Nkunku, which should also have deserved a red card sending him only the images of the contact between the French striker and Freuler.(!)
>Got kicked from the /seriea/ Juve discord because I wrote I was glad Kostic and Rugani were back.
>Promise Oluwatobi Emmanuel David Akinpelu
Lads, it's PisSV
jupiler pro league>eradivisie
>go out to play with doggo for 20 minutes>get destroyed by mosquitos 'ate summer, 'ate warm temps, 'ate everything until October desu>The revelation that Inter captain Lautaro Martinez could miss the Champions League opener was greeted with undisguised glee by Ajax coach John Heitinga. ‘That’s good information.’
Did grimolli buy the wrong leaf
Vecchio cuore amsterdamese
>kevin MacAllister
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Deathwatch Official Trailer is uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A9iFjaKeMk
>>150831451kek nice edit
Teun starts.
Captain.
>>150831767>Koopmeiners finally played next to Thuram>two strikers with Yildiz as a trequartista behind them>Bremer captainI actually like this line-up a good lot, probably gonna be defensively weaker but the attack could be very promising
>>150829871No serie a player pulls as many thirsty bitches and fags on instagram as kenan
Ryerson is in fact not Brazilian...>>150831945Dirtmund is missing Can and Schlotterbeck, so they should could through them like a warm knife through butter
Just bet my entire ingentissimo patrimonio on all shitalian teams winning BIGLY this european matchday
Gonna start cooking an amatriciana (with pancetta instead of guanciale and parmigiano instead of pecorino) now.
>>150831969I feel like they have a good chance of scoring, but with that defence if >we don't score multiple goles then there's a big problem
>>150832000Again?
>>150832000THIS always use pancetta
>>150832012It's AdeHDMI and a Bundesliga shitter... I wouldn't worry against Kelly and Bremer. Biggest problem is Muttuidi as a RWB but Kalulu will manage if he keeps his melon moments in check
>>150832014Im too tired to do a ragu desu
>>150831969I didn't realise how bbilanificated that juve was
>>150832144thats what happens after you Visit Detroit
Koopsteiners SUCKS
>>150829125Puligod wouldn’t sell for a penny less than $75m. And he’s worth it, very bigly!
Thuram very sloppy so far
>>150831969>openda>david>muttuidi>kalunegru>floyd>copemeinersoh no i will miss most of the game how unfortunate
>Benjamin Mendy to Pogoń Szczecinlol
>only 3 whites in the Rubentus team
Nice gameplan Igor...
>>150833022gregory,grimbiaso and?
Openda might be the biggest waste of money i've seen at Juve and that includes 60m for Koopmeiners
i have no idea why im watching this instead of real marseille considering that neither dirtmund nor juventus are a better team than om
Also someone told me the criminal organisation known as “Juventus” LOST a CL final to these Hunnic factory workers? Even when they had a fully doped up team?? Back in the days when the human cannonball Pessotto’s urine was glowing luminous green?
wtf there's a child playing for Borussia
>>150833075Hawk Teun
>>150833118Surely you jest, if he was playing I would have noticed him
>>150833118hes the darkest negru on the pitch though
Grimothy Weah scored
Oh, Barrenechea scored too
Brehs I forgot the match started ffs
I now remember Yan Coito
Tudor has 0 idea what to do with Yildiz but it goes unnoticed because he does a miracolo every game
>>150833148hujsens mistake was the only reason he scored
If he farted his name would be Lloyd Smelly
Kelly absolutely teabagged HDMI there.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but this match is screaming for both Zingaros and stop this dual striker nonsense up front
>even Tudor is shitting on David
I miss Randal Kolo Yutani
Dortmund are so shit, one of the few teams that tanked harder than Jj in the past few years
Kenan Bigdicks
Kelly is glueing the team together unironically what the fuck
scamnegruvid
Kelly might have the worm...
KELLY.
>Jonathan ?????
I'm sorry but Adeyemi looks to be oncologically worse than Nico Gonzalez
Jj just need a striker that’s 9 feet tall to get on the end of these crosses from the right.
>>150833413Been saying this for years
Not sure if Koop and Thuram look bad because of them playing badly, or because of the current setup leaves the midfield open wide and fully exposed for them to swim in?Probably bits of both
>>150833453This post is how I find out Koop is playing
Good yellow fishing by Koop there
>Kelly is the most stable, cool and collected Jj player on the pitchIf this fact wasn't so grim, I'd be happy for him
ZZZzzz…
>kalunegru
>
Juventus defender Pierre Kazeye Rommel Labubu
the fuck was he even trying to do there?
Openda mate I don’t think it’s a good thing to injure Adeyemi
That was a whole lot of nothing
>45 minutes have been "played"This Tudor read Motta's time-gaining writings?
need david off asap
Half-time saggers?Koopmeiners has been, dare I say it, not all that bad in this double pivot. Might actually be worth it to stick him there permanently as the Locatelli backup/occasional starter since he isn't a complete disaster like he's been in more attacking roles.
>>150833022Weston McKennie is a pure blooded aryan
just took a yuge koopmeiners
>>150833613America First patriot
Well well well
They're actually pressing and have runners so with this quality of passing >we are going absolutely nowhere, building out from the back doesn't work since they always have 1-2 players very close to whoever has the ball and Yildiz barely has any space. Without a good sequence of passing or a big run nothing's gonna change.
>>150833611Really don’t mind him at all, workrate is gud. Problem has been the attack
>>150833640How much will he overwork after the 4-3 from last weekend?!
>>150833660Time to sub on the passing master Douglas Luiz
>>150833671Is it really work when he loves doing it?
where is milik
>>150833672Koopmeiners isn't playing badly so ideally he'll do the job, the one player I'd sub in is unironically Joao Mario because their fastest players are occupied with Yildiz, Cambiaso and Openda on the left
>>150833691Does Openisda even have a position? He just pops up everywhere and conversely does nothing. Muttuidi isn't going to push back their fullback either.
>>150833684I have nipples too Greg, would you Milik me?
>3ATB v. 3ATBThese games are always gigaslurpers unless you manage to pull the other team to diffy position
We all know what’s coming.
>>150833707He's supposedly the main striker with David seemingly as a second striker but for it to work it should be the contrary, David is anything but a quick player so he should be more forward imo.
>>150833722
>>150833763
My dad is seething at Tudor rn
>benfiga
>>150833822based dad
I would've commited suicide live if that went in desu
>>150833791Germanon perfectly described the otherwise very complex stare
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Caparezza is pretty good
Grimtoli did this
>getting scored on by a digital interface used to transmit high-quality video
total grimolli and tudor death
There are people in this thread that dont rate adejemi
It's fucking over
lmao
Activate it.
Absolutely no one to do anything on the right, someone like Zhegrova or Chico would do fucking wonders
Activate Operation K.Yil10.
Is Cambiato aware that City isn't interested in him anymore
Openai looks like a random homeless black man they found on the streets of Detroit outside a Popeyes restaurant
>sky hunchback commentator seething about fouls been givenlol
Di Fenomeno wow
>>150830186continually hoping i'll wake up and find out this fagoot's whole life has been a brilliant satire, like joaquin phoenix's rapper phase meets the truman show or something
>shartmeinersending my life
Koopmeiners porca puttana
Fever status?
>Davidgru OUTThere MIGHT be a chance, assuming Joao Mario knows we're playing a game of football
Spaghetti Mangiare di Pasta di Spaghetti Una Mascarpone andiamoPiano PianoBambini
>>150834026
Good foot by Lloyd
>Vlahovic with a single sleeve
>>150834026very good defensive lineup
Jesus christ
Vafancuolo
GOLAZODILDIZ
Jesus fucking Christ TurcoJesus
golazo dildiz
there’s the miracolo
You already know duccio is clipping that girl
Just renamed my "Yildiz" folder into "Yildiz (Del Piero)"
to think grimtoli and mottard wanted to sell him
Aaaaand its gone
Pizza CarbonaraDAI DAI DAI DAI
Yes yes… HOWEVERBased chud Nmecha
Not this shit again, ban shoots outside of the box now
Are you fucking kidding me, a mecha?
Well done Jj well done However
Holy farsa this match (like basically all UCL matches with this abominio format)
do they no longer teach that you have to press players that can shoot from outside the box????
Poopmeiners had to press Nmecha, surely he did
I went for a snack and we're down again kek
Dildiz solves this AGAIN.
ZINGARO
Porco dio
Are we BACK or are we ACK?
I want defenders that can defend back :(
>locatelli inOkay now jj will start to lose
>>150834174Wtf, you weren't wrong
WILL YOU APOLOGIZE AGAIN?
ONE MORE ZINGARO
>Poop-Shitman INIgor wants to make the game fall asleep I guess
Did they boo Logadelli there?
Stolen from the other thread
lmao based Marocchi shitting on Jj's midfield
>>150834241250€/h
>>150834241slagissimo
>>150834103>>150834241
We will get a third goal the literal moment that Kostic gets on the pitch
>sees woman with nice booba>immediately thinks of duccioWhat did he mean by this
I want goalkeepers that can goalkeep back :(
what is this match
Di Gregorito
What the fuck happened to Digre man
COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO COUTO
Thuram is having such a stinker, they're pressing their ass off and >we aren't pressing even slightly
Di Gregorio should be having that
man utd I have 1 di abortio for sale €50m special price for you my friend
How small is that dude?????
Warra mvro bremer
Digre having his seasonly Szczesny moment
Didn’t I tell you how shit is de niggerorio? Didn’t I tell you how shit is openda is? Didn’t I tell you how shit David is? You retards will never ever learn
>De Gaygoriowhat's wrong with him? he's not even throwing himself onto saves the last few matches
how fucking fast is that negru?
RUN NWORD
When will Tudor learn that parking the bus is never going to work at this stage
>>150834393interista di merda, never bled for the colors
I literally told you fucking poorfags that vlahoGOD was clearly the best rubentus player but nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu muh david muh dildiz muh chicus conceicao
>>150834402Pretty sure he was recorded as the fastest player in the CL last season
We're losing to a Niko Kovac team lmao
>>150834418it will
JayBrandtz gonna finish this game off any Minute now
Carvajal had a Carvajal moment
>>150834419Cure your obsession amerilard
Scapoli vs ammogliati tier match with the specific purpose of letting dildiz statpad
>>150834418Yeah but did you know he drove and parked that bus straight from Croatia just to sign for Jj? Have some respect!
porco dio
>>150834419the Bonucci curse
>>150834472im just shitposting
We have one centerback out of five fit btw, those are 2 of our full backs in our back three.
Zesty Turk is doing everything lol
you mean goalkeepers can make saves?
The ayy lmaos running our simulation hotfixed the goalkeepers with a patch midgame
How long do I have to endure before Tudor gets sacked
Adejemi is cooking
??????
no era
wtf no era
If they give a pen for this it's insane
That's his supporting arm, never a pen
leaguemaxxing time
No era it hit his chest and that’s coming from a bbilanistaWhere is the VAR?
>>150834462Kind of called it
Definite penalty
>>150834550He can't get sacked, he has to win the quadruple this season with this sqvadrone of 'nomeni (unironically, if he doesn't it's a 'mento)
Please... I've had enough already... we apologize...
Era, he can see the ball coming, throws himself into the shot and his hand touches it, you morons.
Most obvious di gregorio save ever, he sucked ass the entire match so he will redeem himself (they will say it's merito di tudor and his juventinità)
>argue with your designated penalty taker>let him take the penalty after you've rattled himsocioeconomic factors
>conceding 4 (four) to fucking DortmundI can't wait to listen to Tudor's excuse lol
è finita, tudor needs to learn that he can't play allegroball on champions
WaitWait a secondThis is an italian team, jewventus no?And >we are playing away from homeIn grande italia no?Am i seeing correctly that >we scored 4 goals?>We are checking
>>150834577>>150834573>>150834581>>150834584>>150834589customers...refereee clearly saw the intent on the players part which is first and foremost what they are always checking this is not an unintentional handball
>>150834671>playing shittily means muh allegri
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>>150834671Tudor needs to learn a lot more about the basics of calcio me thinks
wtf that bald manlet stole my car a few years ago
these niggas couldn’t even string a pass together in the first half and somehow >we concede 4
Benfic-ACK
Grim match
10000000000% juventus don't lose this. I'm an expert in farse, just watch.
You did get too cocky these past few days gobbi
>>150834716To be fair >we couldn't string two passes in a row either
>the culo doesn't work beyond the Alpsoof
That's it, I'm going to commit an act of antisemitism!
>George Lloyd>Di Kwaborio>Floopmeister
>>150834736The more humiliations, the sooner the zingaro gets fired
vlach>milik>>>>>>openda>david
Tudor will whine about the ref btwLike a babyAnd so will your media
I wonder how it must feel to look like the exact copy of your brother but with a tenth of the talent.
>>150834694it literally does
Locatelli and Joao Mario have the same negative aura. You just know they listen to BLACKPINK
The new polish website really sucks ass
still cant believe juventus big transfer in attack was and injured albanian who would have been a " big" signing for some team like olympiacos or aek fc not even besiktas
>>150834811Why wouldnt they
BLACKPINK 'tioned
>>150834839ppv to livetv sx
>>150834856See? It beginsHe got pulled Back as is even visible in your pathetic screencap
>>150834878Thanks
Apologize to zingaro
At least one zingaro is performing
Surely, surely Tudor will learn a painful lesson and stop fielding a 2-men midfield that does absolutely nothing
I told you fucking poorfags, I know my polli
>we're gonna lose against these gigashitters because we cannot press to save our lives
5 seconds of this gypsy and he’s done more than davass
Painful DEATH to the inventor of the double p*vot!
>until jewve scores
>this match2_retards_fighting.png
>>150834619>>150834684>>150834811>>150834883This could be our germanon but no... we get a guy posting about hello kitty
There's many things that David should be, none of those are "footballer"
WHAT
KELLLLYYYYYYYYYYYKINGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>150834905I have been telling them but dutch fag and belgcuck say otherwise and italians listen to them for some reason because they’re whiter
LLOYD CASSIUS KELLY
dortmund has to be the most mental midget club ever
>>150834899the football players are food influencers nowdead negru sport
kek
What the fuck lmfao
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS CHOKE
Maybe best game of zingaro in juve shirt
Honestly I saw that coming
Zingaro motm
LLOYD CASIUS KELLYI KNEEL
this is such a HOWEVER match
>>150834909meant zhegrova btw but i guess it applies to the vlach
Ok it was fun trolling but i will kill myself now Good night
>meme useless drawI fucking hate this just lose already and fire this retard
>locatelli celebrating like he has done somethingMan I hate this guy
Igor Niggor, I kneel
I never heard my mom scream so fucking loud lmao
how does the ref not add more time
IGOBBO TUDOR HE DRIVES WHERE HE WANTS
Thoroughly enjoyed that. I rated him from FIFA but the copper thief Zhegrova will be a good player for those filth. He’s a real talent.
Igor "Kino" Tudor
>>150835010Godo you fucking owl, stole a pen and couldn't win
>>150834731I kneel
Everyone rushing to embrase Kelly at full-time whistle ;_;I want to believe we're part of this magic, /seriea/ventini...
Forza Horizon 6 set in Croatia and you get to play as Igor Tudor
Lloyd Kelly ● Welcome to Juventus Best Defensive Skills & Passes
give me 0-0 every day of the week, leave this retardation to the other countries and the third world.
Just kidding. One point away against the biggest italian club, pretty gud.
>>150835099Napule play thursday
>Vlahovic motm off the bench >in a CL gamewhat's going on lads
WTF JUST HAPPENED? I TURNED OFF THE TV AT 2-4
>>150835056He didn't do anything good are you retarded
>>150835127Cypro this is Tudorkino. Never turn off the game until the referee decides it's over. NEVER.
>>150835096Make up your mind faggot
>>150835172Is that, dare I say, Fino Alla Fine DNA?
>>150835172I feel terrible for turning it off. NEVER GIVE UP FORZA JUVE INTER MERDA
Shitalians insist rubentus exclusively lost because of muh di gregorio but of course no mention of the fact kobel did literally nothing as well
>>150835159??he moved 5 kilos in one trip to rotterdam and already cleared the profits with the tax authorities without even needing to launder it through a barbershop, top top player
>>150835096Israel - Italy 4-5Juve - Inter 4-3Juve - Dortmund 4-4It's over, good Italian defending is a thing of the past>>150835127Vlahovic needs another 5 year 12M a year contract since this one is about to expire
>>150835185Based Bremermentalitymaxxer
>>150835159You might be watching something different from me. He was only on the pitch for like 10mins but constantly brought the ball forward and others into play.
>>150835189>lostYeah ok they actually rubacchiated a point, my post still stands
I'm taking a draw like this over a sleep-inducing second half like the first one, but God >we need more pressing in the midfield, literally no one doing the effort and sitting low just opens up lane for long shots
>blaming defenses when the GK couldn't save the easiest of shots lmao
Is he the new Bonucci?
Today, facts speaking, say: Kelly, Yildiz, Zingaro and the other 8
>>150835210So does Dildiz but that doesn't make him a better player than your Colpani
So you fools really can not see Magic Tudors plan? This was a big win for him, tactically speaking
Ducci give me a recce report on current form of Ajax
>>150835189>randomly blaming the swiss guyReal /seriea/ moment
Can Juric lose with less than a five goal margin tomorrow?
Juventus in the last two games against Inter and Dortmund:8 Goals scored7 Goals conceded
>>150835253>ZingaroWhich one
>>150835296Heh...
Maybe I should get Kelly's ears
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT I was 100% sure kenan stayed on the pitch for the full 90+ minutes since muh dildiz e altri 10 but I've just checked, he was subbed out and rubentus came back IMMEDIATELY after the maghetto turco left the pitch, curious!
For me, it's Kelly's grim hairline
just pinned the lloyd casius kelly folder on my pc.
>Shitalian football finally becomes entertaining and can compete with EPL for foreign tv-rights >/seriea/ sissy’s in panic at the amount of goals scoredWeak mind
Kelly scored more goals than David btw
You just know his whole house still stinks after cooking
I now remember Chico Conceicao
Yes because a lot of goals always means scapoli vs ammogliati tier matches like this one or juventus-inter
>>150835261Their new coach, Heitinga, is an imbecile talking about players having to spit in their hands and win duels.0 tactics, just tricky manlets trying to pass the ball to Weghorst in the hope something happens. All the good work done last year has been undone over a summer. Especially the fullbacks are shit defensively and midfield lacks any semblance of physicality or experience.
Me? EnterTudord.
Still haven't conceded 5 lmao
>>150835393She can spit in my hand or even in my mouth tbqh
Very intrasting, thank you for your attention in this matter
Dusan Vlahovic is the first Juventus player ever with three goal involvements as a substitute in a UEFA Champions League match.Maybe it's time to talk about a contract extension after all, otherwise he'll walk out the door for free next summer.
Go look at how dirtmund loses the ball in the 3-4 action and tell me with a straight face that this match wasn't a teatrino
*steals your beemer*
so kelly wasnt a meme? juve is always too lucky
>>1508352611250€/h
>>150835471>captaining the zingaroYou absolute menace
>>150835449
Theate Rino
The problem is Dusan only plays well when having to rub it in comollis face during contract extension difficulties while starting on the bench.So you’d have to extend his contract for 6 months at a time and orchestrate a fake media drama about comolli being against the extension and keep playing him from the bench to achieve these results going forward
didn't read lol
>>150835510Literally not a season at juventus where he played badly but rubentini will agree with this new narration
Never read any post made by bi-coloured flags
amen
>Del Piero: “It’s a point that counts as one in the table but three in terms of awareness”Whoa...
i still havent seen a replay of the supposed penal
Never before has a team managed to avoid defeat in a UEFA Champions match in which it was trailing by two goals entering the 94th minute.Fino. Alla. Fine.
>>150835529owo...
>>150835574oltre la fine, anzifricking based, we're so bacquezingaro was finally a vlahovone instead of a vlahovich
>>150835573This or the Jj one?
now I wonder even more how the fuck can any club fall for blundersliga forwards. They play against downies all season long.
*takes a yuge koopmeiners*
>>150835659Dortmund are only playing against juventus once this season as far as we know so far though
>hire a haram sudoku attacking coach>sign him forwards better suited for counterattacks based tictocsWhat did (dot)comolli mean by this
Mo David is suited to anything but the rubber plantations
>>150835639yeah that one. i never thought it was era
>>150835764Idk about the rules in Europe or other competitions, but in the Memedivisie balls hitting the arm supporting your body aren't a benuldy
Feels a bit like every ref and var team have their own philosophy on when a handball is a penal
Sleep tight /seriekelly/
maybe the passing stats weren’t useless after all…
>>150835764He extended his hurtbox or whatever
Is there something we, or I, can do about David
Juventus 4 : 4 Dortmund>xG: 2.98 - 1.49>xThreat: 1.58 - 0.78
Lloyd Beckenbauer
>>150835449If he keeps playing like this then I can hardly argue that he's not worth his salary
Never copped an item any faster
This creature scares me
Zhegrova and especially Joao Mario definitely delivered too, like 3 out of the 4 goles came from the right wing
They didn't give this in the Shitdrid game
Mo what the fuck happened to him, why has he been playing while channeling his inner sfinterista energy
>>150836245Grim picture
We got NEW Assassin's Creed Black Flag REMAKE information.- The remake removes the modern day and replaces them with more content in Edward’s pirate era (a few extra hours compared to the original).- Gameplay will shift closer to the RPG-style of newer AC games:- Loot and gear stats for Edward- Inventory systems- Combat leaning toward the RPG style rather than the choreographed combat of the original- No loading screens when moving between ship and land- Map is not bigger, but islands will be filled with more activities and side content.- Expected to include cut content from the original, like parts of Mary Read’s storyline that were dropped in 2013.- It’s not on the same “big budget remake” level as Resident Evil 2 or Silent Hill 2, but more of a faithful reimagining with updates.- Uses Ubisoft’s new Anvil Pipeline engine (same as AC Shadows).- Release window: currently targeted for early 2026 (likely March), though some sources think it could slip to late 2026.- They are reusing some assets from Skull & Bones to cut costs, but it won’t be obvious to players.
>>150836567>- The remake removes the modern day>- Gameplay will shift closer to the RPG-style
>>150836583Sunny weather, comfy waves and shanties being sung.Don't care about the rest :)
>>150836567>- Gameplay will shift closer to the RPG-style of newer AC games:>- Loot and gear stats for Edward>- Inventory systems>- Combat leaning toward the RPG style rather than the choreographed combat of the originalinto the trash it goes lol
Adamo caught Kellyposting
I've seen enough, Comolli renew Zingaro NOW
>Yildiz is on 8 goals and 8 assists in 15 matches under TudorI don't think that >we are realizing what >we are witnessing, these are absolutely insane stats
>>150836198Ugh. I hate him alrady. What a tosser.
>"the team showed great character">Yildiz scoring a beauty in his first UCL match>one win snatched at the last second and a 4-4 draw at the end after being down 4-2I am very scared about the resemblance between this start of the season and last season's, if >we draw against Hellass I'll start praying the Gods above
>>150818460>>150818476>>150818493Damn, Inter goalkeeper is really shitty
CALCIO
>>150841163
>>150818279Who else /fantacalcio/ here?I paid 41 credits (out of 500) for ROMANO BENITO FLORIANI MUSSOLINI and I have no regrets.
PRESENTE!Busy week so far lads, I’m dawg tired already.
>>150841163Wasn't that the match where Zidane foreshadowed his finest moment, or was that the next leg?
>>150841163Was this during the time the Rube players were doped up to their eyeballs?
>>150841323I don't accept this slander from someone who rates Zhegrova
>>150841278i forgot to draft, lel>>150841323ah yes, as narrated by Zeman, a very reliable source where methods of winning matches is concerned
>>150836567>Remake of perfectly playable game.Now with shit performance!
So mmmmh haven't seen the match yesterday but isn't this dick sucking a bit too much for a team that conceded 7 goals to the worst inter in a while and fucking dortmund?
>>150841582Nobody's dicksucking it tho, offensively this team is stacked but it's still nowhere enough for a top6 placement in Serie A and everyone knows that
>>150841582No dicksucking about the team (except individual performances), it's all emotional posting about how Jj is managing to pull two impressive comebacks when the gameplan felt sterile or the match was all but closedAnd somehow it's in the Top 2 or Serie A atm
These turks always suck off Arda Guler when its clear Kenan Yildiz is the best turkish player in the world. And calhanoglu the cuck might be better too. Kenan is a top 10 winger ITW
>Mourinho ad un passo dal Benfica
OMG LE GERMSHIT FENOMENO IS A TRUE PREDESTINATO DUCE DUCE DUCE
>>150841348mirin' those 0,00%
fabbrica till the match. then back home for a few beers and the game
>>150841582big numbers are fun! But yes when the culo runs out the wins will become draws and the draws losses.
We are entering the era of Kenan Yıldız. Not just a fantastic footballer, but one who takes games by the scruff of the neck and imposes himself.Football is about connections, and Yıldız’s main link at Juve is Dušan Vlahović. Of the 33 goal contributions he has made so far, 27% directly involved Vlahović and half of those were game winners. And it goes beyond the direct numbers.Beyond their personal connection, they complement each other’s games. Yıldız is most effective when he comes to the ball, while Vlahović thrives when moving away from it and attacking space.Two of Vlahović’s biggest issues at Juventus have been the lack of creativity around him and the absence of a consistent second goal threat. Yıldız solves both.He has gravity, he pulls defenders in and frees Vlahović to attack the gaps. In turn, Vlahović’s movement opens just enough room for Yıldız to unleash another decisive strikeThe task for Tudor is to draw the most out of this partnership, because it has the potential to define Juve’s season.PS: For comparison, of Kolo Muani’s 13 goal contributions last season, only one came directly in connection with Yıldız. He doesn't have that chemistry with everyone. Football is specific, like cooking, some ingredients simply work better together.
>>150841582Only thing I'm happy about is how the team manages to wake up and get a result late, but apart from that I'm very much unhappy about yesterday. Thuram and Koopmeiners let Dirtmound's strikers and midfielders do literally whatever they wanted and Digre ghosted like never before, the pressing and the goalkeeping absolutely needs to increase or any team with decent players will score for fun from outside the box.
Forz-ACK
Good day /seriea/!Schop at 20:00 and calcio at 21:00!
Look at the positioning lmfao
I spotted Maurizio in another /sp/ thread
>>150842236where?
>Todays episode:>Jurić and the Parisian adventurekino
>>150841163>people will see this and still say del piero > inzaghiMental
>>150842387both shitters which only poorfags rate
>>150841582excellent point really, though personally i don't think i'm under any illusions, just enjoying the feels really that come of a team delivering good customer service
>>150842364what if he wins though
>>150842396If he manages to lose by less than 5 he will have exceeded my expectations
>>150835460You seem unfamiliar with Julian "Genie und Wahnsinn" Brandt
>>150842413Beautiful touch and creativity on the ball, only the great Teun Koopmeiners can compare
Saelemakers <> Yildiz + money swap
>>150842418Juve isnt giving away yildiz for that, not even close
>>150842387"The true aesthete rates both Del Piero and Inzaghi" - Gabriele D'Annunziohttps://youtu.be/_ejjrmvnO1o?feature=shared&t=79
>>150842443Saele is more useful for Palestinentus, Yildiz is an Allegrian creation who wants to be coached by him
>giving a (You) to the guy who posts the same bait every dayThat's assuming that he didn't reply to himself
The surest sign a player is doing well is when the schizo(s) starts posting about him
If you enjoy or play any of the games that are on this list you deserve to go to Hell
>>150842614https://store.steampowered.com/curator/45778915-CharlieTweetsDetected/list/156874/Here's a list
>looking forward to purifying megaton with cleansing fire in FO3>find out it completely wrecks the broken steel dlc quests if you doiT jUst WorKs!!
>>150842614>>150842649>>150842657What are the implications of this?
>>150842649wtf I want to play Marathon now
>>150842657>nuking the first brothel you find in a post nuclear world gaaaaay
>>150842689with one hooker who bangs zombies for pleasurehard pass
The biggest whiners about “Cancel Culture” are the first to jump on the bandwagon! Crazy Cancel Culture Crusaders! They love to cancel when it benefits them! SAD!
>>150842657is FO3 worth playing today?
>Former Ukrainian goalkeeper of Dynamo Kyiv and Shakhtar Donetsk was caught by Ukrainian border guards trying to illegally cross the border. He was immediately conscripted and is now going through basic military training.
>>150842766The Steam version is extremely buggy (apparently it's been that way since release), lots of CTDs, and you need to use mods just to get it to run acceptablyAnd, setting it up to work with a controller is a pain, you need to use DS4Windows to get acceptable performance since the default analog stick deadzones are hugeMany say that the best way to play FO3 is via a big mod called Tale of Two Wastelands that combines it with New Vegas, but TTW was first recommended to me by a huge tryhard, so I remain a bit suspiciousWithout giving away spoilers, the main quest is a bit lacking in emotional depth and the quality of the storytelling in terms of the choices you can make annoys me at times, but the big positive and the reason for still playing it is that for its time, and even for the present I think, the world is huge and there's a ton to explore and do on the side. The series overall has interesting lore, and that's the main thing that keeps me interested. There's also a huge corpus of mods, some of which are really good, though right now I'm basically playing vanillaThe reason I'm playing it now at any rate is becase I never actually beat the game back in the day. Back in the days of small hard drives my brother deleted my save file, lel, and then I got busy with other stuff and only started over recently
>>150841655Yildiz isn't a winger ffs
>>150842897I am comfortable with modding and fixing games, and I know that nu-fallouts are all buggy messes. I ask more if the game is fun enough to make you want to continue playing it because I also know that you need a lot of suspension of disbelief since story is pretty halfassed.
>>150842909He's also not really a trequartista or a second striker though, otherwise David wouldn't have played on the right and Yildiz would have been much more central on the pitch (also I consider that choice of making David play lower to be quite stupid really)
New Randy Pitchford moment is up
>>150842968What did he do
BREAKING: Chelsea will sign in January Kenan Yildiz, per Calciomercato.Enzo Maresca is a huge admirer of the player.
>>150842926For me the tl;dr is yes, for sure, there's enough there and the basic gameplay is still pretty fun even after you hit max levelMany on the internets seem to find it too bleak because the DC area is so heavily glassed compared to the locations in other FO games, but idk, I personally quite like the aestheticsAs for mods, there are even ones that completely overhaul the main quest, though I haven't tried any. i.e. there's one that lets you join the Enclave, etc., so many are the possibilitiesThe pro-ghoul psyop running on the radio station gets a bit annoying, but the soundtrack is pretty gud as they go as well
>>150843030Thanks much appreciated
>Hamilton liked this postNow remind me, which fanbase supports Ferrari the most?Milan GODS? Inter sfigati but based politically?No of course not ladies and gentlemen, it's PALESTINENTUS fansP A L E S T I N E N T U S F A N S
i consider the choice of making david play quite stupid really
>>150842948the definition you're looking for is inverted forward
>>150843114probably more comfortable to play football with inverted nipples, no shirt chafing
Outside at foot inverted sounds a lot better, anglophiles need not apply
>>150843371wrong, in our own autismo way of looking at players Yildiz would quite simply be a mezzapunta
So a pun or a ta
>>150843491eheh
furlani of AC milan fame just won a gold
*wins gold*
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