fresh content just dropped
>>150825969>freshsir this is day-old
My team sucks, and that's okay.
Manifesting a Wentz vs. Flacco Superbowl. Would be one for the ages. Vikings vs. Browns Superbowl. Need something retarded.
MAKE THE CALL, BRADY
>>150826387Record low ratings
Patty Cuckitini
>>150826381They don't just suck, they are boring. Trade for Jameis.
>>150826404Yeah, but heckin sovl or something
there are nfl players making tens of millions of dollars to be unwatchably bad
Herbert beat Geno. Chalk up another one for the white boys.
>>150826387>FlaccoYou mean Eagles legend Joe Flacco? Mr. Elite?
Geno Smith is a fucking bum
Rip pussyfarts (kweefs/cheefz), you were stinky as kekces butt plug collection, you are now one with the winds. Gone like a kweef in the wind...may you be stinky in the breeze. Night night.
Raidaz shoulda snagged sammie darnold, not gaymo smith. You know?
>>150826474You can thank Pete for that
Eaglesbros, how do we stop the Buccs from embarrassing us again?
>>150826404I'd watch it
>>150826513Win the game
>>150825969I want you to watch this and pay close attention to the Chiefs player wearing gear #71, and the speed, hustle, and vigor in which this man put into chasing down Mukuba. This prevented Kelces buttery fingers from gifting the Eagles a pick 6, and a chance at potentially saving the game.It didn't happen, but the league really let KC get an elite LT.
>>150825969nice hustle from the big man after kelce gave up 1 second into the clip
Reminder that the kiwi was mugged and hospitalized in the searing summer of 2017.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549
>>150826513Stop having an RB larp as a QB.
Is this the thread?
>>150828696I watch foot ball for she
>>150825969God damn he gives up on that play so quickly.
>>150828757I was screaming at me tv over it in real time and I was more or less rooting for the eagles not the chiefs. Kelce is washed anyway
2-0 is good, but the offense has to perform better. Everyone is underperforming their talent and that's a real concern
who /undefeatedin2025/
>>150825969>the moment taylor starting writing her newest breakup song
>>150828757there was nothing he couldve done after the fuck up cmon now
longest current winning streaks>Eagles 8-0>Bengals 7-0>Colts 3-0>Cardinals 3-0longest current losing streaks>Browns 0-8>Titans 0-8>Saints 0-6>Chiefs 0-3>Giants 0-3>Texans 0-3>Dolphins 0-3
>>150828796He failed to give any effort though so how do we know that’s even true? Just in general you don’t necessarily know that you would have lost just because you gave up. Like in life
>>150828803Thats very deep
>>150828786>win September games>Burrow diesWas it worth it?
LETS GO BANGLES!LETS GO JB6!
If the Chorgers beat the Donkeys next week, they clinch the AFC West.
>>150828790>”No longer in your arms” tour kicks off this October
>>150828817if he can make it back in mid-late december in playoff position? yes
>>150828817>Burrow plays>Burrow gets hurtAnnual tradition
>>150828798>*has FIFTEEN (15) consecutive losing seasons in you’re path*Heh, nothing personnel kid
>>150828820Is that true? What is the earliest it's possible to clinch a division?
>>150826404Won’t someone think of the poor billionaire tv jews :(
>>150828827Lmao
*record scratch*
Perspective is everything. I'm the mouse that treads water for 2 days after being saved once before
>>150828820Bo Nix if youre hearing us...please save us Bo Nix...
>>150828784We started slow last season as well but yeah we need to see some more offense.
Ben Johnson shouldn’t have left the Lions so early and he definitely shouldn’t have left them for a team in the same division let alone Chicago who has no qb to effectively play in his system.Also my Vikes are in backup mode again. JJ might be a bust, KOC can’t call a run or a slant to save his life, and all our good players are only getting older. The nfcn runs through the Packers and only the Lions can spoil that unless the Vikings make a miraculous change. Go Lions!
*snaps*
>>150828865>Thro PixIt's over
>>150828864*steps on your tow and farts on you*
Chargers make ya seethe
>>150828896I GOT 9 TOES LEFT MOTHER FUCKER
how did the texans bucanneers game ended so low scoring they started on fireim pretty sure it was that anons bet fault
I LOVE SAUDI ARABIAThank you, Price Mohammed ibn Faruke ibn al Saud for funding my flag football league.
>>150828854Week 9 if nobody in the division plays eachother before then or has a bye(which will never happen) but one team would need to be 9-0 and the other would need to be 0-9
>>150828861this is the kind of shit that happens when the league makes players afraid to body QBs anymore
>>150828880Johnson is doing fine, the first season of a new HC is never easy. Any franchise which needs a new HC is in dire straits already. Ben can only do so much with the pieces that Eberflus left him. It's not until year 2 that we can really get a feel for how good Ben is
>>150827552>Run blocking grade under 50>Lack of running game directly leads to L"elite"
>>150825969So tired of watching kelce whine for a penalty every bad play. Old man didn't even think about running after him either. Dudes washed
>>150828917My boy sleepy
>>150828917First time I’ve seen Brady get mogged
>>150828917Why do these evil fucks even do this crap? They did the same with the WWE where they threw a trillion dollars at Vince McMahon and he forced a dozen retired old men to pretend fight for them? Seems like a waste of money and a lose-lose for everyone involved
>>150828904>Joey LemonParty
>>150828940By that ugly little jew in the towel? Lmao good one
>>150828941Whats evil about that
>>150828880sure, but he would have had to turn down a 5-year 65 million dollar deal
>>150828930all that retard had to do was slow down but he just had to fly in like a missile
>>150828941>Why do these evil fucks even do this crap?Why do they pay millions to fly out the most gorgeous women in the world just to shit on them or watch camels fuck them? When you have all the money in the world, you get bored after a while and need to find new things to spend it on.
>>150828956>evilI just mean the house of saud and arabism in general
>>150828956Everybody in the middle east is naturally evil
Theres something about Charlie Heck...you dont see humans that look like this anymore
>>150828932>Eberflus left himpoles is the problem
>>150828917Nice table cloth
>burrs
>>150828971Thats what ((((they))) have been telling you
>>150828979Nigger was a little too happy to go to Steak and Shake
>>150828997Israel is middle eastern too. All semites are equally evil.
This is the Lions and Packers frenship bread. No bears or vikings allowed.Buccs and all other Frens are welcome to have some hot cider and doughnuts.
>>150828974Potato tomato. Point is that we can't judge Johnson as an HC for at least another year
>>150828880>Chicago who has no qb to effectively play in his system.qb isnt the problem, its that he went from a top 2 OL where he could throw out any meme shit play and gain 10 yards to a crap one
>>150829027he's up against it with williams as his qb
>>150829018>PackersThey hurt Jayden Daniels. The defender dove for Daniels' knees when he made the tackle, as if Daniels was an RBSo fuck them
>>150829035Yeah, Caleb will go before BJ does. But if Chicago drafts a QB AGAIN and still busts, then Johnson has failedBut that'll be like 4 years until we know kek
>>150829038Daniels deserves to be injured any player who intentionally takes him out is based.
am I banned
>>150829058Manlove will suffer a season ending bussy tear and Packers miss the playoffs
>>150828996is that what happened with the fbi call?
MAC IS BACK
>>150829033Other than having a QB that resembled a mailbox when he ran Johnson could draw up anything with what he was working with there
>>150829069you know a thing or two about man love
>>150829072The Mac is baaaackRams chompin at his feetMac's our heroMac just can't be beat
>>150829069Good. All >black qbs deserve to be injured.
>>150829072RETURN OF THE MACRETURN OF THE MACRETURN OF THE MACOH NO NO NO NO NO
>>150829068Appears so.>>150829072Oh wow, look at those stats against the mighty, formidable New Orleans Saints defense. Get his gold jacket ready, Canton.
>>150829072>they gave brock purdy $181M guaranteedlmfao
>>150829101Purdy is good tho, desu I'd take him over Jordan Love
so what was Tim Bradys big announcement yesterday
>people want travis hunter to failcoach prime derangement syndrome is unironically real
>>150829127A lot of disparaging comments about janitors, or "jannies" as he called them.
chat is this true?
>>150829018Thats adorable i wish tbe chiefs had frens
>>150829135I just want him to pick a side. Playing both O and D was optimized out of the game before my grandpa was born.
>>150829123>Purdy is goodkek
>>150829127He “came out of retirement” to play flag football in a saudi blood money laundering scheme
>>150829148I'll be your friend if you pay me
>>150829148there is no way that any of these people have good sex, I just don't understand Kelce used to date some hot fucking sisters why go back
>>150828973that is how the native chicago man used to look and they had their own regional accent
>>150825969>Looks at final score kf Chargers gameYup, I'm glad I didn't stay up to watch the Harbaugh slogfest.
>>150829186How do I learn to twerk? I have a fatty and want to be able to throw it backGO Cowboys btw
>>150829186Kelce is playing 4d chess when swift breaks up with him after gettting bored he will have his pick fo women that want to get with a guy good enough to date her.
>>150829214Sex is always good when theres love involved>>150829219Kek
>>150829072>one game
>>150829226>sex is always good when there is love involvedTrvke.
>>150829180at saudi prince tier money banks launder your money for you, you don't need schemes
KWAB of the year
>>150829272Jesus Christ, how long is he going to hold onto the ball for? THIS is the QB /nfl/ wants me to think is top 5?
Makes you scratch your head
>>150829272Scoreboard
>>150829284Chat is this true? (My team is 3-0 including preseason)
Does anyone have webms of the Geno picks?
>>150829272>2nd and 12he's behind schedule, so it's probably cover 2 or something like that. he refused to throw the pick, i see no problems here
>>150829272would've been a penalty if the birds did that to Mahomes
>>150829225but he already had fine shyt before all of this, I thought he was one of the good ones that appreciates the finer things in life
>>150829272O lawdy he need sum milk ah nugga
>>150829304You were right to pick the cardinals they are a fun team to watch
>>150829316No one is talking about Mahomes you little fan boy peep the jets tho
>>150829308>i see no problems here>holds the ball for 4 seconds>doesn't throw it away>tries to run through a gap that doesn't exist>loss of yards
>>150829331Right? Theyre fucking mid but the plays are so cheeky somehow
>>150829272Suplexed his ass Chris Jones won Jalens manhood was hurt by his words since he knew he sucks
>>150829337it's only an issue if you flip the score. that down doesn't define the drive anyway
>>150829284One way to do this is to score more points than the opponent by the end of the game.
>>150829321just imagine the women that will be going at him to get him to cheat. wearing the ring makes you a target
>>150829349Just admit that Hurts made a mistake dude. What's with the mental gymnastics, are you his wife?
>>150829226>>150829262Sure it's just that Taylor is probably the least sexual person ever. Like a lot of celebrities (and pop stars especially) just ooze sexuality - not so of Taylor, though. You just know Travis is coming home to unenthusiastic blowjobs and dead starfish sex and this seems to be affecting his performance on the field.
>>150829284You play to win the game, hello?!
>>150829395The fact that she doesnt need to hypersexualize herself is what makes her more attractive
>>150829395On the contraire his brain can't get enough of that sweet pussy and hence can't concentrate
>>150829393>fixating on hurts while ignoring the fact the chiefs lostgold medal mental gymnastics
>>150829226>>150829395Crazy how this bitch has negative sex appeal
>>150828867This time last year the Eagles are missing AJ brown, Devonta Smith, Lane johnson, Dallas Goedert, and I think Jordan Mailata as well. They were really banged up going into the saints and bucs games. This year it's just poor, predictable play calling. Patullo isn't fubar, but he's gotta do better. But so does Jalen and friends
>>150829226She's literally the perfect Aryan woman the aliens are for sure going to want to take her back to nibru
>>150829393i have no dog in the fight, i just think you're a bit obsessed
>Bears encouraged by QB Caleb Williams' growth in Week 2 lossDoes anyone know what the FUCK they're talking about? I honestly didn't see Mr. Shit!
>>150829424Aryan men need to conserve their seed for the lesser breeding races to improve henetic stock
>>150829437If anything it looked like he regressed
>>150829450I hate that this crayon eating retard is on the Giants. Why couldn't a real team draft the vanilla gorilla?
We as American people should recognize Travis and Kelce and the new king and queen of England
If gayleb doesnt put on a good performance against this terrible cowsois defence its absolutely over for him
>>150829473broncos should have picked him over that shitter harvey
guys the dolphins are going to win thursday and I'm kinda sad about it
>>150829496bills arent losing a game lol
>>150829504and you just made it worse good job anon thanks.
>>150829478wat
Russ is cooking back up
>>150829437i think they're just happy if they score at all at this point
Reminder that the Vikings could have kept Sam Darnold (who played like a top 10 QB last year) for chump change and kept developing JJ McCarthy letting him sit for at least a couple more years which in turn would have made them able to pay him well below market value on his 2nd contract when it was time for him to take over.
>>150829510I stoned and just journaling ignore and move on.
>>150829517Justin Jeferson is the biggest loser in all of this
>>150829504Jesus Christ. I just looked at the Bills schedule and the hardest team they face in the next 5 weeks is the Falcons. IDK if the Chiefs are even a serious team anymore. They don't face a serious team until the Bucs in SEVEN weeks
>>150829517He'll be fine.
>>150829526The chiefs are not a serious team anymore. The refs purposefully fuck with them now instead of helping them win owls.
>>150829517
So are the chargers the reffies team this year?
>>150829532>Falcons are the only ones that can stand between Buffalo and going 10-0Grim
See you in February birds
>>150829529I have no doubt that eventually JJ McCarthy will be a good QB but how long is that going to take? Why would you uypend your team's championship window to start what's essentially an unproven rookie? At least give Sam Darnold 1 or 2 more years because he won a ton of games for you.
>>150829540I fucking love watching Mahomie trucking people
>>150829543If a QB proves themselves to only win regular season games and then get completely raped in the playoffs, there's no point in keeping him. Getting a rang is the ultimate goal.
>>150829409If she gets pregnant she's going to get so fat
>>150829526yeah it's a fucking cakewalk. now that we're out of week 2 and the shit teams have shown that they're still shit, it's pretty clear that it's just a stat-pad season for them with a handful of good teams sprinkled in
Yeah I like watching mahomie trucking people too
>acting like this nigga didn't crash his Lambo at 120mph and almost kill six people then flee the sceneI know Travis is genuinely, unironically retarded but wtf
>>150829554anon men can't get pregnant.
Jalen is my inspiration…
>>150829554I can’t wait for the maternity photos
Why yes, I do have faith in super bowl champion Carson Wentz. How could you tell?
>>150829562A world without whales is a terrible thing to imagine.
F R I S K Y
>>150829552Yeah, let's start a completely unproven QB instead who hasn't done shit for you yet instead of giving Sam Darnold another year in this offense that he already operates at a high level. Darnold gave you a better chance to win at least over the next couple years and you could have kept developing McCarthy. It was a win-win situation and now their championship window is going to be wasted getting McCarthy up to speed.
>>150829556I shouldve seen this coming
>>150829556That unsportsman like faggot moved at the last minute
>>150829554Pregnancy is the hottest thing that can happen to her. Some bitches get legitimately elevated once they get the fertile curvature of a comfy pregnancy. Just imagine the swollen tits and succulent thighs under her ever growing belly.
>>150829570Maybe. But we want him long term if he turns out good, and the best way to get experience is to actually play.
Good morning bills bro!It’s Always a good day when the bolts and bills win together!The broship marches on!
>>150829569>>150829562These two men made excellent posts.
>>150829581What kinda of broship is that
>>150829575She will get a surrogate and watch Travis insanimate the womb dumbass too risky at her age
>>150829584More like a dorkship lmao
>>150829585Rihhanana had like a thousand babies and shes older
THIS is Allen's year for sure
If Travis Kelce paid you 50$ - would you inseminate Taylor Swift while he watches? He will comment on your physique and performance during the act.
>>150828962I would say that Todd Bowles is going to rip his asshole open when going over film but he doesn't seem like the kind of guy that yells.
>>150829584It’s a broship built around the power of the white humble QB, it’s a bro ship that defines POWER and it will meet in the AFCCG between the two best white QBs in the game! It’s a bishop that you, me, and WE deserve!
>>150829591She was ran through though so babies just moon walked out that pussy while she drank a 40 and smoked a Newport
>>150829596This spazz goof ball can't perform when it matters certified meme chucker
>>150829597Yes but i think i cant have babies ;/
>>150829596Absolutely! It is ALLENs year AND HERBIES yearTHE YEAR OF THE WHITE QB!
>>150829615Why bro?
>>150829284*hit vape*
>>150829437Being blind isn't something to boast about.
>>150829615ayo this nigga got a narrow urethra!
>>150829006not according to skin cancer rates
>>150829598I get the vibe that he likes to fish in his free time. Seems like a very chill guy in his old age compared to when he was playing.
>>150829088Nice Nirvana reference
>>150829619Tried with my wife for like 3 months and didnt workWe never really tested anything (could be her or me) but it left a weird feelingWe changed our minds and decide to wait until we hit 30, next year
There are probably some back-ups that should be starting QBs right now instead of the guys they just drafted a year or two ago. Guys get put in terrible situations and escape to be a back-up on another team, then two years later they are sudden pretty good again.
Khalil Mack update?
>>150829652I didn't expect anybody to get that
If someone says you are in a broship with "their" team they just want to rape you. Don't trust broships.
>>150829674>>150829599Chargerbros...
>>150829674>t. rape victim like Kevin Nash and the kiwicuck
>>150829581Would be an awesome AFC Championship
>>150829665They are going to have to amputate his arm.
Chris Jones called Jalen a bitch in front of his O line and they didn't defend him lmao boo birds are back by week 5
>>150829683no, rape avoider who saw what happened in the summer of 1992 and am not letting that happen to "my" team.
>>150829687Chiefs lost lil bro
>>150829581You just know nfl wants a Harbaugh AFC championship game though
>>150829660This sucks. Defo get it checked, fertility treatments have come a long way. I hope you find a way to have a kid if you really want one :)
>BREAKING NEWS: YOUR TEAM HAS HIRED CHRIS GRIER AS GM!
do it for her
>>150829687game trash talk is hilarious, it's too bad you don't get to hear all the juicy stuff
>>150829687I wouldn’t back that corny motherfucker either.
>glass joe
>>150829668I thought I was the only Nirvana fan in /nfl/. Nice to meet another listener.
>ass hoe
>>150829700Great hair on the old hag, would.
>>150829681We don’t want to rape any bills bros, but would consider a wife/gf swap just to prove how much bros we are, if that’s something bills bros are open too
WHO WON KWAB OF THE WEEK
>>150829716Just blow him already.
>>150829700Unironically and quite literally too old.
>JOE COOL ICY COLD>IT'S TIME TO BROCK AND ROLL
>>150829723The City of Kansas
>>150829723Jalen. no touchdowns 101 yards KWAB
>>150829724courtney already didwait no that was shoot him>>150829723new zealand
>>150829723Raiders, unquestionably.
>>150829716Isnt every man who grew up in the 90s/00s a Nirvana fan to some extent?
>>150829697The thought of having children or not haunts me everyday desu such an important decision at this point in lifeBtw Ty bro
>>150829731chiefs fans are really desperate after going 0-2
>>150829716>be ten years ago, in college>I always hated nirvana >start seeing the most beautiful girl of my life >she loves nirvana >she would wear that sweatshirt with the yellow nirvana on it and the smiley face>i would talk shit about nirvana around her because I thought she’d share my values and I’d make fun of cobains voice SHE FUCKING LEFT ME
>>150829720Herbie is having a great year not gonna lie
>>150829723Minnesota Vikings
>>150829742You would think, right? Nirvana, unfortunately, gets a lot of needless and unnecessary hate by some of the same folks who grew up in that era. I just chalk it up to Kurt living rent free in their heads.
>>150829751kek it is actually pathetic I hate both teams (philly and kc are both shitholes) but the chiefs "fan" behavior here alone is just preddit tier.They are going to have a hard year now that the refs laugh in their faces.
>>150829723The Toxins.
>>150829730Kansas City is in Missouri dumbass nigga
>>150829723Travis but he'll bounce back
>>150829749I have a son and having him was the greatest thing that ever happened to me. I do however believe that a meaningful and fulfilling life doesnt require having kids. If youre torn wether you want some or not Id highly recommend to have some, but you shouldnt despair if it is not to be.
>>150829763>Kurt livingyeah about that>>150829766that just makes the chiefs double kwabs but it is still the kiwi
>>150829723Vikings
>>150829769Nice buzz cut Travis will be the poster boy for the draft next year
>>150829749no more browns thanks>>150829771kek no you don't
>>150829596Even if they can get to the Super Bowl, Green Bay or the Eagles would beat them in Santa Clara. The Eagles may even lose against the Bills in Buffalo in December, but that’ll only be because Hurts is a dome baby. They lose every time against Green Bay under any conditions
>>150829782kek that nigga dead he's triple boosted
Ryan Poles is a fat retard.
>>150829771I feel sorry for you child because I've seen the shit you think.
Travis cares more about being a celebrity than an actual football player at this point. He's a washed bum.
>>150829794The Eagles are not making it to the NFCCG
>>150829723Special teams play. Cost the Steelers, Broncos, and almost stole a game from Bakey.
>>150829822Dont be vile. Its bad for your soul.
>>150829827there aren’t any nfc teams that can stop them from getting there
>everyone gots da flu now
ynr shiloh sanders
>>150829723
>>150829834Packers Lions Bucs Rams maybe even the Commies. The Eagles are 2-0, but they looked bad. The struggled against the most anemic Chiefs team in a decade and the same Cowboys went life and death with the Giants.
>impressive cock anon, now what does this have to do with football exactly?
>>150829837Bonked that goofy shilo won the scuffle
>>150829852
>>150829846
>>150829859you seem attracted to Jalen hurts and football is secondary, go join a 'cord
>>150829867His mechanics are so bad. That windup takes forever.
>>150829867Brady-esque
>>150829868>t. didn't win the game
>>150829868you're not very perceptive
>>150829867JJ CAN'T WIN WITH THESE CATS!
>>150829875No man, he beat the 4th quarter Bears! That means he's elite!
>>150829723i'd say mccarthy but he's still new. real kwab is kelce for dropping that ball and costing the game after complaining on the sidelines. antonio gates would've caught that ball, kelce has to be held to gold jacket standards now.
>>150828827Then burrow will just tear is bussy again
>>150829891Meme chucker confirmed once that zesty push is banned it's over
>>150829914
Hurts is 6-0 against Mahomes, Allen, Lamar and Burrow since 2023
>>150829909You know Taytay's pussy has dried up so hard watching them lose
>>150829926Definitive proof that wins are a team stat, not a QB stat
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 3 Edition!1. Philadelphia Eagles 31.9 (NC | NC)2. Buffalo Bills 31.1 (NC | NC)3. Green Bay Packers 29.9 (+1 | +1.7)4. Los Angeles Rams 28.5 (+1 | +0.4)5. Baltimore Ravens 28.3 (+1 | +0.7)6. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 26.7 (+1 | +0.9)7. Los Angeles Chargers 25.8 (+1 | +1.4)8. Detroit Lions 25.5 (+3 | +2.9)9. Washington Commanders 24.1 (-6 | -5.2)10. San Francisco 49ers 22.6 (+2 | +2.1)11. Kansas City Chiefs 22.3 (-2 | -1.7)12. Cincinnati Bengals 20.6 (+1 | +0.4)13. Indianapolis Colts 19.2 (+5 | +5.3)14. Arizona Cardinals 19.1 (+3 | +3.2)15. Seattle Seahawks 17.8 (+7 | +6.3)16. Denver Broncos 17.1 (-2 | -2.7)17. Dallas Cowboys 16.2 (+4 | +4)18. Atlanta Falcons 15.6 (+6 | +5.5)19. Minnesota Vikings 13.9 (-9 | -9.5)20. Houston Texans 13.7 (-4 | -3.5)21. Pittsburgh Steelers 12.1 (-6 | -5.8)22. Jacksonville Jaguars 10.8 (-3 | -2.6)23. Las Vegas Raiders 10 (-3 | -2.6)24. New England Patriots 8.9 (+3 | +2.7)25. Chicago Bears 8.2 (-2 | -2.2)26. New York Jets 6.9 (-1 | -0.9)27. Miami Dolphins 5.4 (-1 | -1.4)28. Tennessee Titans 5.3 (+1 | +0.9)29. Carolina Panthers 3.8 (-1 | -0.7)30. New York Giants 3.4 (+1 | +1.2)31. Cleveland Browns 2.1 (-1 | -1)32. New Orleans Saints 1.2 (NC | +0.2)
Chiefs fans of 5 years begging for a rule change gave me the ick
>>150829867Absolute lol. The way he placed it right where only the defender could grab it
>>150829945What do the Saints have to do to move up a couple spots? I thought they looked fiesty in both of their games so far. Much better than I expected them to be, quite frankly.
>>150829945Saints are too low, Panthers and Dolphins need to be glued to the bottom
guys my team is #3 your team is the rest of the numbers
>>150829953delete their front office
>>150829926Definitive proof that wins are a QB stat, not a team stat
>>150829945>9. Washington Commanders 24.1 (-6Yeah, that feels about right
>>150829964here's another QB stat, >Mahomes is 0-3 against Hurts since 2023 and hasn't played in Philadelphia once in that stretch
>>150829964It's the other way around. Having an uber stacked team is the only way you can go 6-0 against them.
>>150829945GB is too high, we're a defensive team with a pretty unpredictable offense
I miss this man like you wouldn't believe.he would've kicked 42 points in the 2 weeks of the season so far.
>>150829969IRL Travis would have molly whopped that fat boy but he is a gentleman hence how he is engaged to the hottest and most powerful woman on earth
>>150829867Who gets JJ by Halloween when the Vikings are 1-7?
>>150829945there are max two AFC teams in the top 5
Why does this play always work in Madden?
2-0
>>150829979taylor swift is a man>irlkek
>>150829978Still wondering why the Dolphins refuse to make those their primaries
>>150829945Tardie-sisters...our response? They say we are mid
>>150830000it's a league wide disease, the best fits are all specials and the main home jerseys are mid
Why does the NFL cover up for the sheagles cheating saga?
I think Daniel Jones might actually be a top 10 qb.
>>150829986sometimes the play breaks down and I (yes I, I am QB) need to take off with my 99 speed and acceleration
>>150830000nice numbers, because it annoys the fanbase is the only thing I can think at this point.If I somehow got a bunch of money and bought a stake in the phins one of the first things I'd do is make the old old angry dolphin logo the current, and throw out those fucking ugly rivalries. Make a line of the current shit as the "throwback" and a "miami vice" line to sell to brown people that will never be worn. Wouldn't even have to trade or fire anyone and the phins fans would go ape shit thinking it was a world change.>>150830013
>>150830017to rile up normies like yourself
>>150830026it's like how the denver orange and blues make the current home jerseys look bad
>>150829953Depends on when/if they win compared to the other bottom teams, or how bad the other bottom teams continue to look. Teams like the Dolphins or Panthers could easily be in last place in a few weeks.>>150829958That might be the case soon, yeah.>>150829967No need to hit the panic button just yet. Commanders should still be a wildcard team.>>150829975Only real argument that can be made I feel like is the Ravens, but the Packers have looked relatively comfortable in both their wins without the offense performing at 100%, and even then they scored 27 points in both games.>>150829984I mean that's exactly what I have. Two AFC teams (Bills, Ravens) in the top 5.
>>150830033my favorite part is you know it is all chiefs fans crying forever now about CHEATING of all things, after patrick mahomes entire career now they care about cheating.
>>150830043>No need to hit the panic button just yet.They hurt my guy. They injured Daniels. If 5 is down I promise I will kill everyone and then myself
If you guys would keep that thread up until thursday without overposting in it we can laugh about it coming full circle when the dolphins curse makes the phins win somehow thursday.The kiwi will feel "vindicated" and we can laugh at him more.
>>150830046>Mahomes cheats!! I know fent head sheagle fans really do
>>150830057they're not going to treat jd like rg3 and make him die on the field
Is Tom Brady going to get in trouble for last night?
>>150829986Because Madden is a poorly made game and players don't react correctly in either zone or man coverage.
>>150830057It doesn't seem that bad? Might miss the Raiders game but surely Mariota can beat the Raiders...
>>150830071many are saying this
>>150829723That retarded Steeler returner that let the Seahawks scoop up a live ball
KWAB
the Super Bowl parade this year was full of memes go philly lol https://youtube.com/shorts/q1C__wgGd_w?si=tEBum0uMZf_ONpBp
t-they're cheating!
>>150830080He is going to play a maximum of 5 games for my broncies
>are you pointing out cheating? I guess the real cheater is…you! See how I did that Reddit?
>>150829909god damn, handled kelce like it was his girlfriend
>>150830076>Might miss the Raiders gameTHAT'S THE ONE I BOUGHT TICKETS FOR
>AHHHH SAVE ME REFS REEEEE
>>150830065>noooooo the reffies have never saved mahomie!kek those faggots in shitty ass philly have rotted your brown minds.
>>150830090this is why only gays should be allowed to cheerlead
>>150830100O-oh... I'm sorry...
The Chiefs play fun ball, simple as.
>>150830099always beware of nfl players from florida
>>150830099well kelce is used to being roughed up by men, look at his husband to be.
Hurts has grown ass flyovers crying on their keyboards first thing in the morning
>>150830114just as a reminder we can open carry now in florida we have become in more dangerous do not come to the swamps the gators are our alliesgo phins
Hurts gets his bussy pushed
>>150830114Florida? What's that?
>>150830130Many are saying this
>>150830127>oi you got a loicense to watch that pornography?
>>150830113not with nagy calling plays and a regressing mahomes having no one to throw to
>>150830131a dangerous mystic spawning pool from which arises a disproportionate number of five star recruits
>>150830135>he watches porn>he watches porn on a website instead of having it saved>he watches porn on a good goy websiteyou really are a bitch aren't you?
>>150830127>sends you are tax dollars to israel
>>150830131We're right behind you watch out
>>150830149you have never paid taxes in your life kekyes we should kill all enablers I agree thank you anon for your support
>>150830131Of course trannys want to disappear America’s penis.
>>150830145how else am i supposed to support single moms in florida?
>>150830154ok yid
Enough with the Kelce slander
>the Chiefs and Panthers have the same recordHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150830149aren't they your tax dollars too?
Porn is indeed incredibly cringe and bad for you.
>>150829549>quarterbacks have to be treated like literal children by the defense>QBs start trucking defenders This has the same energy as a woman hitting a man and thinking she's tough because he doesn't absolutely deck her. God damn, if I were a DC the first thing I'd tell my guys is if a QB wants to run, you absolutely fucking destroy him. As a defense we'll split the fine.
>>150830127>floridayou won't fool me goldbergstein
>>150830127We don't like Rick Scott
>>150830168The federal gov prints money and sends it to israel. That happens regardless of whether or not you or i pay taxes. Several municipalities in florida, which do not and cannot print money, tax their residents and send the money to israel
>>150830175okay, this is epic
>>150829891how come that wasn't unnecessary roughness
>>150830179...but they're your tax dollars too, right?
>Colts haven't punted yet this season
not bad for a ________ ________
>>150830185because it wasn't mahomes
>i had no choice but to sell out american cultural institutions, plastic surgery is expensive
>>150830175Was this Randy Fine's idea?
>>150830193Nope, i dont live in florida.
>>150830175doesn't florida have some sort of "fairness" doctrine so they would be required to offer a "i stand against israel" license plate?
>>150830206need the hurts edit of this lil fella
>>150828796He could have tried
>>150830158Yes yes "florida" single mothers that is what is on your goyporn sites. They get stuck in the dryer a lot?>>150830159you managed to get the exact opposite from that post that was posted, impressively done.>>150830160taylor is still a man btw>>150830176I hate that motherfucker too.>>150830175And this motherfucker.Real floridians aren't behind this shit we hate northerners kek They come down here and do the same shit they do up north, like that license plate.
We have to wait 5 days for real football…
>>150830170So is smoking what's your point?
>>150830206Wait until you find out about every single city and county in the USA having 2 sets of books, one being investments, that they don't have to use to help the locality, and which they spend freely for their buddies both locally and abroad!>m-muh taxdollarsYou have fucking 0 clue kekGO PHINS!
>>150830193
>>150830220Dont do it
>>150830225
>>150830102>this is 15 yards and an automatic first down Good lord the fucking state of the game.
>>150830221Yeah, several florida towns are being forced to buy israeli junk bondsThank you for proving my point lol
>>150830225You do you and I do me. It's called a free society get over it.
>>150830221miami's gonna run out of cope by the end of september
i miss when we were the good guys
>>150830185because sub 175 players deserve to be bullied
>>150830238Yes yes, florida townsNowhere else KEK>>150830240The cope that I want the team to go defeated the entire season and for ross to be forced to do something for once even though he won't? That cope?kek phins are going to win thursday btw.
>>150830175florida has a license plate problem
>>150830243That never happened, anon.
not racist but i have to say the Texans coach doesnt inspire much confidenceHe looks like a random black guy you'd see at the gym
>>150830196he really is incredible to watch
>>150830254agreed on this one though the old space licenseplates were cool before the government sold everyone from nasa and all their projects to private companies to funnel even more money into doing nothing in space beyond claiming territory and preparing to abuse people in orbit.
>>150828917Dude unironically saved boxing
>>150830275Anon boxing has been dead for over 20 years. Necromancy is banned in these parts.
>>150830202What's this new partnership with the corn prince Muhammad bin Salamanca?
>>150830259ryans was a legit baller before snapped all his shit up. he needs to get old and seasoned to have the coach vibes
BAKE 'EM BAKEY
>>150830254You mean failing to attach them to their cars?
>>150830296Post the one where he shoots the TV
>>150830305I don't think that kid should have a gun.
>>150830295This video went triple diamond on this general
>>150828962I see so much overpursuit in the NFL now. Guys have qbs dead to rights and blow right by them they're running at them like a tackling dummy that can't move. You have to anticipate where he's going to be, not just run at a dead sprint to a set spot and assume he'll still be waiting there for you.I know this all happens very quickly but fuck, man. These guys are supposed to be elite athletes. Even my high school coach taught us you have to take angles and not just run upfield in a straight line
>>150830313the eagles permanently own the chiefs btw
>>150830295Embarrassing
>>150829723This guy
>>150830259I am racist, but I have to say that DeMeco Ryans is a solid coach. It's not his fault that Stroud got solved last year.
>>150830341Delete this please
>>150830341nah still new zealand somehowsurprising to me as well.
>>150829723still tony
rate Jeanty's pass protection
>>150830365clean your screen
>>150830102Flopping faggot
>>150830341Giants winning would be the funniest shit ever
>>150830377
I was busy last night so I couldnt run the poll for the KWABOTY. Who should the nominees for this week be? Texans, Chiefs, ????
>>150830386Its already been voted on and Jalen is the winner for week one and two
>>150830365>immediately gets bullied by #45 then doesn't even try to get back in thereLol. Poor Jeanty.
>Got some shit players?
>>150830386KWABOTW*
>>150830279Floyd ruined along with all the greedy promoters but this guy made fights happen that probably never would have gotten made if it wasn't for him.
>>150830391kek nice try bitch
>>150830391Ravens won week 1. It's for teams, not players.
>>150830399should never have happened*fuck those monkeys and their sandmonkey enablers.
How has Travis Hunter looked?
>>150830386Vikings fans for being faggots all off-season then disappearing
>>150830393Nigga spent a 4th round pick on a punter, A PUNTER. Bucky Irving was taken a couple of picks afterward.
>>150830411like an orc
>>150830411his feet are all over the place, he needs a year to adjust for sure
>>150830413Thats fucking hilarious
>>150830409Please cool it with the racism.
>>150830412those cheerleaders really mindbroke them.>>150830430No.
>>150830411like someone you shouldn't have traded up to get
>>150830336
The results are in! :3
>Colts leading the AFC SouthEverything back to it's rightful place
>>150830436>isn't it funny how my mom was violated by black men in front of me you guys>awww sheeee you can come to the cookout!
>>150830444
>>150830448if this is the kind of post that comes naturally to you, you've got problems
>>150830457>haha it is so great that josh allen had to deal with those people enough that he dances like them!yeah sure anon thanks back to your synagogue
>>150830386VikingsBearsDolphinsJoe BussyEveryone who doubted Danny Dimes
>>150829794>Hurts is a dome baby
>>150829794>Hurts is a dome baby. I love when midwit just say stupid shit
>>150830466>>150830469
>>150829794>Hurts is a dome baby.
>>150830411He should have had the game winning breakup
>>150830462>josh allen
KWABOTW - WEEK 2 https://strawpoll.com/7MZ0kGeVrgohttps://strawpoll.com/7MZ0kGeVrgohttps://strawpoll.com/7MZ0kGeVrgoVOTE VOTE VOTE VOTERavens won week 1.
>>150830488yeah, notorious black man josh allen, problem?
>>150830480what did hurts win at Oklahoma?
>>150830489It’s 100% Bengals and anyone saying otherwise just doesn’t know ball, and is not my friend
>>150825969Remember when people fucking hated Jed York and then he hired Kyle Shanahan and now nobody talks about him?
>>150830489still tony
>>150830496Is it a dome?
>>150830501nah
>>150830509it took place in that show under the dome
>>150830489Someone break the tie pls
>>150830509>drew brees isn’t a dome baby, he went to Purdue!!1!
How can anyone look at a bum like Geno and think "This is the guy"
>>150830533it is cultural enrichment pls understand saar
dome moment
>>150830496>moving the goalposts
>>150830531>i don't know ball
>>150830544Truly elite quarterbacking. Montana-esque
Ok obviously I dont know ball yet but how the fuck have the Chiefs one the super bowl recently? They look ass
>>150830531>bama Not a dome>OKNot a dome>filthyNot a dome
>>150830511…Not even a comparison
>>150830556>one
>>150830556
>>150830556unironically refball
>>150830556They’re missing their starting two receivers and usually start seasons slow anyway. They also played two great teams while disadvantaged, not bums.
>>150829979nah Travis just likes to act tough till a real nigga stands up
>>150830559>no it isn't even comparable that the team the refs helped for years gets openly mocked by them now and has 0 chance of ever doing anything againI agree, the chiefs are FUCKED and it is hilarious. They actually have to play football now.
>>150830576God dammit it’s this fucking faggot, flag on retard
>>150830556Unironically refball
>>150830545I’m not the one who posted a picture of Oklahoma as evidence of not being a dome babby
>>150830586>noooooo multiple people can't laugh at the chiefs you are the imaginary person in my head!kek the chiefs are NEVER winning an owl again.
>>150830597But is it a dome...?
>>150830574But they have the "next Trent Williams" at LT
>>150830597neither am i. it doesn't matter because philly isn't a dome anyway
>>150830602arent we all under a dome at the end of the day? the dome of earth?does that make us all dome babbys?
>>150830598You aren’t laughing. You are completely mindbroken and cry about this all day every day of your life. Rant more retard
>>150830604oh great, andy found his newest thug
>>150830602nope, probably why he didn’t win anything there
>flag on retard>>150830614holy shit you're so fucking mad it is hilarious
>>150830614SCHIZO ALERT
>>150830614>You aren’t laughing.
>>150830620Write another rant about how a close loss to the Eagles is totally comparable to the Bengals losing Toe Burrow for yet another season, you’re totally not shoehorning the Chiefs into everything as usual because you’re an obsessed mentally ill freak
if hurts isn't a dome baby how came he's undefeated in postseason games at the linc? checkmate libtards
My Chiefs are going 15-2
>>150830626bucaneers make sense, ybor city is very black and gay.
>>150830295Z E S T YESTY
Incoming Da Flu thread #282632718
>>150830639I didn’t even mean to respond to him, I’ve been consciously ignoring him. Fucking faggot is always on
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>>150830561Fuck me
>>150830632eagles makin you seethe still lil bro?
>>150830617You act like Hurts didn't have a great season at OU. They had to play that LSU team in the CFP, no shame in losing to them.
Seahawks finessed
>>150830637with wild cocks everywhere too
