CTE will end this sport
>>150830650wtf are those eyebrowsbitch looks like the grinch
>>150830650I have nothing to apologize for. I have always respected women and worked to improve their opportunities in the workforce.
MFW da Chiefs win da Superb Owl!
>>150830650Mommy!
>>150830662Buddy really sat waiting for a new thread to unleash this redditardation as if he’s really cooking
>>150830670She's pretty cute
>>150830654CTE (cucking the Europeans) will end the white race (this is a good thing).
>>150830670Awww that smile :)
>>150830670I would have hugged her
>>150830683Holy based
>>150830678Didn't even create it. Just a repost.
at least my fantasy and college teams are good so far
>>150830670This reminds me of the moment that Jed York turned against Jim Harbaugh. Jed came down to the locker room to celebrate with the team and Jim told him "this is for men only" in front of the whole team and kicked him out of the locker room.
>chiefs schizo is now seething randomly at ghosts againKEK faggot ass philly makin em cry for months
>>150830708By watching college and having a fantasy team you put the evil juju on the bears and they drafted caleb williams I hope you know it is your fault as a fan that they did that. If you guys weren't degenerates they wouldn't have to draft caleb.
Don’t engage.
fuck this asshole
>>150830650Bitch has crazy eyes. Don't stick it in crazy.
>>150830712i wouldve fired harbaugh on the spot lmao
>>150830726Same old Chiefs. The team is made up of assholes.
>>150830726just let andy's thugs terrorize the town, you don't want taytay's fiance to get upset, right?
>>150830726It's a misunderstanding, the shirt is saying that 4 is free to buy. No trades needed, just take him!
>>150830724
>Queefies 0-2If they lose to giants my sides will enter the stratosphere.
>>150830714Dude lost his mind
>>150830726ZEUS
>>150830712kek based jimbo
>>150830726>retard engaged to a man is a retardshocksurprisehorror>>150830748that schizo anon may an hero in the thread if they do kek>>150830752don't you know, anyone who shitposts or posts chiefs webms ever is the same person, no one else on the internet would ever laugh at the chiefs.
>>150830726I mean, going for man eater dead ovaries having T-Swift was already a major red flag.
>>150830670She has crazy eyes and big ass titties. A very dangerous combination.
>>150830746This is what Jawaan Taylor should have done.
>the dolphins will have a better record at the end of the season than the chiefskek get me off the float bros they need to fire grier and mcdaniel NOW
>>150830670no matter how many times you post images of this dude it still will be a dude btw>>150830772the full one is funnier because you realize the guy is a cunt and earned it.
Jamaal Charles!
>>150830783does she make you insecure about your manhood?
>>150830792I'm sure he would, dude probably has a big hog. Look at that fucking jawline kek
>>150830790Did Kelce and Jamaal play together?
KWAB OF THE WEEK JUST DROPPED
>>150830650You just know she's into femdom
>>150830790it is amazing we have manged to make 10 pixels take up 3.29 MB.
>>150830670Do you think she'd consider a relationship with a 30 year old NEET? Keep in mind this person is a colts fan like her
@GermanbroThe chiefs were pretty close to a historic threepeat last season dont count them out yet
>>150830802Yes, for a few seasons
Jeefs fans are approaching Cowboys levels of reminiscing about the past, not even Pats fans did this when their dynasty was coming to its end.
>>150830790This guy single-handily won me a fantasy league in 2013.
>>150830817please stop posting your gay fetish porn thanks
>>150830846He was our entire team for years lol
>>150830838Its actually the other way around athletes usually get a huge boost right after becoming a dad
>>150830838we'll see you in valhalla jj
>the past>Three rings in 5 years You okay unc
>>150830857you found that out by your cleanup sessions eh?
Do you guys ever watch random hot take YouTube channels? There are a lot of no name dudes making sports channels where they give their own hot takes. Its pretty fun.
Ok seriously this has gotten funny so I'll just say it:>THE PHINS WILL HAVE A BETTER RECORD THAN THE CHIEFS AT THE END OF THIS SEASON.Please feel free to screenshot this post so we can laugh either way in january. >THE CHIEFS WILL NEVER SEND A CHECK TO THE REFFIES AGAIN!
>>150830670She looks like she's had a lot of work done. Both face and tits look fake.
>>150830867No, I watch videos of those Pakis rebuilding car batteries and axles and shit in the middle of the slums.
>>150830857Anon, you get zero sleep for weeks after birth
>>150830867No but I do watch a lot of autists analyze game film.
>>150830875damn ya thunk?
>>150830867I tried to watch some dolphins related media in the preseason and some general nfl shit online and it went from a group of channels I'd watch a short bit from to 2-3, to now I don't bother. Sports "media" died a horrible death long ago. My best option for sports talk comes during the game when "my team"'s commentary are on AM/FM radio kek
>>150830446not just the AFC South, but the entire AFC right now. lemme break down the conference tiebreakers.>preliminary step: only the best team remaining in each division is able to be compared at a time. since this is for the 1 seed, that means all the division leaders. all divisions have exactly one 2-0 team (bills bengals colts chargers) which makes this easy without any extra divisional tiebreakers.>step 0: league win percentage. all of them are tied at 2-0, so they all go to the next step.>step 1: head-to-head results. none of them have played each other. next step.>step 2: conference win percentage. all of them are tied at 2-0. next step.>step 3: common game win percentage. none of them meet the minimum of four common games for this condition to trigger. next step.>step 4: strength of victory. this means total combined record of all teams defeated. each of them have a strength of victory of 1-3. next step.>step 5: strength of schedule. same thing as step 4 right now because their schedule IS all their victories. next step.step 6: combined ranking among conference teams in points scored and allowed in all games. this is where the ties will be broken. keep in mind the lists below are their AFC ranking, not for the whole league.Most Points Scored2nd Bills3rd ColtsT6th Bengals8th ChargersFewest Points Allowed1st Chargers4th Colts7th Bengals10th Billsso you add those both up to get thisCombined Rankings7 Colts9 Chargers12 Bills13 Bengalsand there you go, that's going to give you the current top 4 seeds in order. apply the other tiebreakers for the wild cards (I can walk through how I got those too if anyone wants me to) and it looks like this currently:1. Colts2. Chargers3. Bills4. Bengals5. Raiders6. Broncos7. Ravens8. Steelers9. Patriots10. Jaguars11. Texans12. Chiefs13. Jets14. Titans15. Browns16. Dolphins
chiefs are okay losing games, the only ring they care about is taytays
Do you guys think kelce got Taylor swift to start doing legit athletic training rather than the gay Hollywood trainer shit all celebrities do? I wonder what her 40 time is now..
>Carson Wentz comeback season imminent
now that the dust has settled, is it fair to say jj mccarthy is made of glass and an absolute bust?
>>150830670She is sexHer attractiveness is definitely enhanced by her power and wealth
>AFC south>indiananorthers never cease to amaze me
>>150830907keep posting these, many chiefs fans itt are seeing these highlights for the first time
>>150830881Not me. I slept perfectly fine after my son was born (I made my wife stay with my parents).
Love my objectively elite Quarterback
>>150830914more like carson heinz that bitch mustard kek
>>150830921He needed to sit. Guy is pretty raw, and only 22 years old, he's practically a baby
>>150830907I like how even 3rd and 7 is still a “just hand it off to Jamaal” down
>>150830939Same
>>150830935they should keep posting them since the cheifs will never see play like that again kek
#Tanking4Arch#ManningDynasty
>>150830939this
QBs on teams in the top right quadrant are CONFIRMED to be o-line babies
>>150830962it's >#March4Arch
>>150830968>hell yeah brother who needs an oline in softball especially when you're the point guard!
>>150830968>PFF
>>150830968i have a phd in hot air balloon design and i dont understand this chart
Jamaal! Charles!
>>150830921It's been known for months
>>150830968Kyler's sucks at pass pro though
>>150830962Arch is really fucking bad. I get that a lot of NFL fans don't watch CFB but I would take Geno Smith or Gayleb over Arch.
>>150830978kek
>>150830957>>150830964wow does he really have to use such offensive language though?
>>150830927if you want a more geographically sensible alignment, do a three way rotation>Colts: AFCS -> AFCN>Ravens: AFCN -> AFCE>Dolphins: AFCE -> AFCSside effects include making the bills need to actually try in order to win their division, and the south being stripped of its only glimmer of hope to not be total ass
>>150830990Geno was balling out in college, Caleb was getting bent over his final year
>>150830995what about the bears?
>>150830861Cowboys had 3 in 4 years. Still the past.
>>150830662my peckers aren't juggernauts until the run game gets going, manlove stops making his allotted 3 retarded throws per game, and lafluer stops cucking out in the 4th quarter
>>150830995I agree that would make more sense geographically, but taking the Ravens (the original Browns) out of the AFCN would be a crime.
Chiefs vs Redskins Indian bowl! Jamaal with the ball!
>>150830993Because he’s an offensive player?
hear me out what if we put the jags, bucs, phins and falcons in their own division
>>150830984top right: plays well behind a good linetop left: plays well behind a shit linebottom right: plays shit behind a good linebottom left: plays shit behind a shit line
>keep hurts under 100 yards passing>refs give you 50 yards in penalties>still lose the gamewhy is the Jeefs offense so fucking miserable?
>>150831031
>>150830662Green Bay is pure chaotic energy, their best receiver is always injured. Tucker Kraft is elite. Run game is hot and cold. I don't know about this.
>>150831047
>>150831033bottom: you top: me
Cowboys and Indians bowl! Jamaal Charles scalps your man!
>>150830662>lameme-led team>owl contendersHow many more seasons until you people learn
is kansas city one city thats in both missouri and kansas or is it two separate cities?
>>150831022>swapping out the baltimore team for the ex-baltimore team jejyou could say the same for the history the dolphins have in the east, but the real question in both cases is: do you actually feel sorry for either team's concerns, or is satisfying your own autism far more important? I know my answer.
>>150831047russ threw for like 500 and still lost, almost like qb passing numbers don't have as big an impact on the game as people want to believe
>>150831087two separate cities, both named kansas city. at least st. louis has the sense to name the one across the river EAST st. louis instead.
>>150831087It’s technically two cities but functionally one very large metropolitan area.
>>150830897Based we already won
>>150830968all this shows me is that Josh and Lamar are clearly the best 2 qbs in the NFL
The Chiefs will lose to the Giants>Mahomes can't carry an entire offense and the Giants D is elite (when coached right)>Chiefs D is shit against the pass, Russell Wilson will throw all over themThis will be comedy gold.
>>150831087the one with the blacks and browns
Tell me about the Colts. How is Danny Jones so good now that he was able to slice up the Broncos?
>>150831107They are
>>150831086he's like 28 bruv
>>150831049>chorgers tackling
>he pays pff money
>>150831121Pass protection and decent enough coaching
>he doesn't even have a podcast or anything he just wants his stats that much
>>150831032falcons fans would riot if they weren't allowed to seethe at the saints as their main divisional rival. if you want a real florida division sentence some other team that doesn't deserve a real city to relocate to florida jail.
>>150831151please do not respond to my posts, triptranny, thank you.
>>150831145where do you think you are?
>>150831105Why do women think they're funny
>>150831049>>150831131Scoreboard
>>150831121same thing we saw with saquon last year: escaping giants hell works wonders
>>150831089My particular brand of autism insists thay teams founded in 1960 or later (other than the Ravens) are plastic expansion franchises whose history is not important.
>>150831165not preddit or twatter.here have some stats
>>150830968No way my Ninies have a good o line
>>150831175this includes the cowboys so I agree with this proposition, it should be ratified posthase. all in favor?
>>150831167men put up with them so they think that is acceptance.>haha nancy you're so funny! *guy who wants to fuck her*>*she internalizes this and now thinks she needs to "act out" more for "the boys"*
>>150831182"We" played against teams with bad defense
>>150831178uncrustables are disgusting, i can't fap to this
>>150831087KCMO is the main “Kansas City” with more of the big city feel, the Kansas side is more liveable and charming. All one area separated by state lines
Ok but was Chiefs refball that crazy? Did you think it was bullshit while you were watching?
>>150831198indeed, I still find the juxtaposition of soft teams eating more and good teams eating more vs good teams eating less and soft teams eating less thoughIt makes you wonder which teams use them as "rewards" with their overgrown manchildren being paid millions to play park games.>good job tyrone you get *2* uncrustables!
pertty good season so far
>>150831182not talent good no, performance good. we're relying on a hope that's more fragile than our roster's knees that we can continue to compensate oline skill with coaching indefinitely while we take our SWEET ASS TIME trying to draft decent replacements. it's been more or less working for now, but it's not gonna last forever. and we've both seen how shit things go when trent or puni aren't in.
>>150831207It’s cope and you’re about to unleash a literally mentally ill retard whose entire life is making every thread about this topic with samefagging and a collection of edited webms
>>150831207
>>150831195Oh I see that was only for week 2.
>>150831208i imagine teams started doing this to try to keep players from sneaking food from the stadium vendors, which still happens
Chiefs won the KWABOTW for week 2. Congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs
>>150831207yes, it got so bad that before the last super bowl reporters were openly mocking chiefs players in interviews asking them if they felt they even deserved to be there and how they'd feel winning a rigged ring
>>150831207It's definitely true>>150831222this guy is coping and goes has psychosis whenever it gets brought up.
>>150831222I think the kiwi is legit sleeping you seething weird discord tranny, I will now post webms to make you cry though.>>150831229Nah the uncrustables were a replacement for the commonly provided orange slices as more and more players just took the uncrustables. Socioeconomic concerns you understand.
>>150831222>>150831224>>150831238But who rigged it and why?
I will now be posting KANSAS CITY FUN FACTS for your current NFL dynasty, the Kansas City Chiefs!FACT 1. We hang giant crowns over our streets, because we rule!
>>150831259He cracks me up more than the seething tripfaggots at this point. Dude was going full schizo the other day saying everyone was from new zealand.>>150831266The refs, money. Same reason kelce is currently engaged to a man, money.>>150831269
>>150831123So 1-2 years away from a mobile QB’s expiration date
>/spee/ not as mad today as they were yesterday>tush push aneurysms down 60% after they got it out of their system>carson starting next week for the vikingsgood day so far
>>150831266don't ask questions you don't want the answer to
>>150831269FACT 2. This building you often see in broadcasts with the Chiefs logo also puts on different displays throughout the year, for instance some of my earliest memories are being on the highway and seeing this building come into view with a glowing Christmas wreath :)
>>150831198The last time i had an uncrustable was maybe middle school. The ratio of peanut butter to jelly is just way off
>>150831286the bussy bust needs a new name tush push sounds wrong
>>150831266they were pulling in so many views and all those views translate into massive tv broadcast deals and endorsement money that make up the bulk of the league's revenue
>>150831293FACT 3. Kansas City is spiritually a Christmas city. The Plaza during the holidays is the prettiest place for Christmas in the world probably.https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kw9G5-CJF6Q
>>150831281>>150831288No like how? Who bribed the refs? Did someone make billions betting on the queefs? Or is it all the demonic cabal that pushes corn syrup and premarital sex?
>>150831296booty scootyrear steerbum scrum
>>150831307FACT 4. In that same vein, our ballet's performance of the Nutcracker is among the world's very best, and every Christmas we station giant Nutcrackers around Crown Center. We will also be cracking some nuts this Sunday night!
>>150831286ESPN's front page is still working overtime for Goodell trying to make it out like the Eagles are single handedly making the sport violent for running the play
>>150831266NFL to keep milking attention brought by Tay Tay
>>150831283Is this 2020? Bro had the 4th best passer rating of all time last year, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>150831266My theory is that the NFL rigged it for years so all of the fans hatred would coalesce around the Chiefs. Now that everybody hates them, the NFL had the refs do a face turn so we can all laugh at the Chiefs failure every week.
>>150831320>oh no how dare the eagles make a play where the linemen clash violently and the runner tries to advance the ballit's a silly argument and anyone who doesn't feel this way is a child who hates the eagles or doesn't understand football
>>150831312You are responding to a literally retarded schizo. He behaved exactly as I told you he would, with the samefagging and the webms. If you’re not retarded stop engaging. No, the NFL is not rigged. It would literally be less profitable for them to be rigged for one team, than for them to have parity, and a huge amount of risk for no reason, since they already print money.
>>150831312the commissioner sends a memo to the refs before every game with a bunch of videos attached pointing out which plays they want flagged for penalties and which plays they don't want called.
>>150831320I don't get it. Why is ESPN running propaganda for the Chiefs?
>>150831312Do you not understand that the refs themselves bet every game? I'm stopping shitposting here to make sure you understand this even though you're a brown foreigner.Watch some phins games for awhile and you'll start to notice it. Even with a team that requires 0 refball to be fucked over the refs are obviously betting every fucking week and making sure they get their money out of it.
>>150831330ride the float
>>150831233yOu DiDnT gEt A hUnDrEd YaRdS
>>150831346because Goodell just bought a 10% stake in the company
>>150831314hippity hoppity your first down is now my property?
>>150831315FACT 5. KC is the most passionate fanbase in the league and broke the world record for loudest stadium *before* we got Mahomes, which gives the casuals here cognitive dissonance because they like to imagine we're all bandwagonners in order to cope. Nope. Chiefs Kingdom's been here.
>>150831312Chiefs became America's team in 2023 and schizos think the nfl rigged for them
Ok thanks. Not sure if the refs are incredibly gay or incredibly based in a Favstian way.
>>150831372You will be deported.
>>150831323NTA but Cam was a similar QB in that he ran a lot and had a shorter career as a consequence. If Lamar can become a primarily pocket passer he may play until he's in his 40s. If he needs the threat of the run to be successful he's got 5 years left max.
Ora ora get a penalty
>>150831266Not saying it's rigged. It's just that getting favorable calls from the refs is literally part of their game plan.Mahomes scrambles around the pocket and escapes while his o line holds.Then he'll go on big runs and will flop if you touch him in order to draw a flag. That's it, it's the only way they can extend drives.Chiefs do get called for holding a lot but that doesn't stop them because they know they won't get flagged for it every time. They literally wear gloves that closely resemble the other teams uniform so the refs have harder time seeing it.
Bucs insider here: Baker had his MRI this morning and he's out for the season with a torn ACL. It's a miracle he played for as long as he did last night.
>>150831307
>>150831371FACT 6. Taylor Swift is not our only megastar supporter. Brad Pitt is a lifelong Chiefs fan!
>>150831378Lamar is WAY better than Cam as a passer desu, he doesn't need to run anymore. In fact, I don't think they had a single designed run on Sunday, he just avoids sacks like Fran Tarkenton/Mahomes 3.0
>>150831372The Chiefs were nowhere near the level of cultural relevance that the Cowboys had in the 70s-90s. That shit is forced as hell.
The Eagles once released Cameron dicker
>>150831336Giants being mid would be a vast improvement
>>15083138069ers were robbed twice by refball against the queefs and I told myself back then I was fine with that because their fans are worse, bunch of insufferable retarded cholo faggots. Now I'm not so sure, we might be on the worse timeline.
>>150831402FACT 7. Although it's trendy for redditors to correct people about Kansas City being in Missouri when they colloquially refer to it as Kansas, it actually functionally crosses the border to Kansas City, Kansas and it doesn't matter.Picrel is Hayley Atwell, an average Kansas City gril.
>>150831426that is an ugly bitch yikes
>>150831426FACT 8. Kansas City is home to Shatto Milk (pls ignore the name), the most delicious milk in the world. They do specialty flavors like Red Velvet and always support our Chiefs!
>>150831420I could heem you in one second ese.
>>150831378Lamar isn't a big framed guy like Cam, way less pressure on joints and such.
>>150831445FACT 9. Kansas City is home to Russell Stover.Funny to imagine fans of the Detroit Lions seeing a box of chocolates this big. The only time they see this much chocolate is when they turn on the faucet!
>>150831412i'd be madder if Elliot wasn't awesomewe'll always like Dicker the Kicker for that one clutch one he hit to win a game
is he right?
>>150831420>It’s everyone else’s fault the Niners can’t win the Super BowlO I am laffin
Baker is most likely a top 5 QB, at worst he is like top 7 or 8. The fact that the Browns traded him for a rapist is so fucking funny. Loser culture. Loser organization.
>starting quarterbacks going down left and right>tua is still standing and has even been sacked alreadyHe's gonna heem himself thursday when the phins beat the bills isn't he?
>>150831467Imagine if they had kept Baker and Chubb, the Browns would be a balanced team now
>>150831463>putting yourself in the top 5Bad move. You have to appear humble in the media.
>>150831463black people are allowed to be tribal and hate all other racesany other qb what be roasted for leaving out Allen and Burrow (to a lesser extent since he's injured)
>>150831454FACT 10. Kansas City was one of the big mob cities back in their heyday and is one of the few American cities to still have lingering mob presence. When I was little I played flag football against a team run by, unbeknownst to me, a known mobster, and refused to shake his hand after the game because his team was the "Raiders". He laughed it off and I survived but it became one of my mom's favorite stories.
I wish 10 year old me could see how this team is playing rn because the amount of shit he got for being a Bucs fan from people living in Tampa was unreal. Brady changed this broke nigga life.
>>150831463Wow what do these all have in common
>>15083150510 year old you was a faggot just like (you) are now bitch stay your ass in ybor
>>150831286>>carson starting next week for the vikings>JJ looked like shit and immediately got his bussy blown outKWAB
>>150831371biggest fairweathers in the NFL
>>150831511Low wonderlic scores
mcsharty is a bust its over
>>150831488That’s all for now. Thanks for reading.Go Chiefs!
>>150831420problem?
>>150831521
>>1508315152-0 nigger. Suck my fucking COOOOOOOOCK
>>150831463I am so fucking glad he is getting exposed, holy shit. If he just put Josh Allen as #1 or #2 I'd respect the list, but this is just MUH BLACK QBs
>>150831536
My berds can do it right?
>>150831467Baker is top 12 for 58 minutes, but goes into top 3 at the 2 minute warning
>>150831198>>150831295Try freezing them. The frozen peanut butter is awesome.
Objective top QBs rn1. Allen2. Mahomes3. Lamar4. Hurts5. Baker
>>150831547OH YEAH FAGGOT WELL 0-2 WHAT NOW THATS RIGHT AND GRIER AND MCDANIEL WONT EVEN BE FIRED FUCK YOUUUUUUUUkek>>150831556anon josh allen is black wtf
>>150831536Nobody care about that flat wasteland of a shithole
>>150831574If Allen is black then he should have been #1
>>150831323Yeah he’s an elite statpadder who can’t put it together against any semi-decent team, we know
>>150831566Daniels above Baker
>>150831563No. Activision is going to put up a double XP weekend and Kyler will stay up all night playing videogames.
>>150831521s2 boomer
>>150831578agreed.
TNF is also an acronym for Tumor Necrosis Factor, which feels apt
>>150831521Dak (25), Patrick (24), Jalen (21) scored above the 20 average. CJ didn't take the wonderlic. Lamar is partially retarded scoring a 13
Tommy Arabia drops back…takes the coke snap…reaches for the lubricant…aaand BUSSDOWN.
>>150831590Nigga they aint come here to play school
>>150831587cut the tumor out, rosstwo of emyou can do it.
>>150831590reminder in the new system bryce young and will levis are the top scorers
>>150831590CJ would have scored as low or lower than Lamar. Listen to him talk, he sounds absolutely retarded but hides it behind being a massive christcuck.
>>150831581Daniels is injured and is sophomore slumping
>>150831611Bryce Young doesn't come across as stupid. He actually comes across as a black kid who would have been bullied for being an oreo.
Bills need to be taken down a notch
>>150831536KC lacks a good walkable town center. It’s similar to Dallas in this regard.
>>150831541Embarrassing
>>150831624bryce doesn't even qualify for redbone status
>>150831628Not true, the Plaza is wonderful. See the video here for an example >>150831307
>>150831505My dude, I was raised as a philly fan in Cowboys country in 90s-00s.
The picture of Bryce with his backpack entering the Panthers facility has permanently tarnished him in my and most other people's eyes. He looked like a highschool kid on his way to class.
>I support fundamentalist Islam. We must spred the word of the Prophet Mohammed (peace be upon him) to the infidels peacefully or by jihad if they refuse to submit. Allah ackbar!what the fuck, tom?
>>150831644people like you should really just be deported back to the north
Should I take the Commies over the Raiders?Half the Commanders startes are injured, and Vegas looked good against a shit defense in week 1
>>150831659thats my goat, inshallah.
>>150831659a bad wife will drive many men to allah
>>150831659>saudi princes paid untold sums to shit on tom brady after shitting on only fans models got boring.... i need saudi cleanup anon to report in on this one kek
>Cardinals are undefeated>No one caresThey are the most irrelevant team in the NFL right? They have to be. I never see anything about them anywhere.
>>150831659How can one win 7 Super Bowls? Through jihad
>>150831518KC fans were never seen in the wild until about the last 8 years.Funnily enough, all the roaming fat dallas fans have disappeared. Must be a coincidence..
>>150831675saints and who did they just beat? panthers? yeah i dont give a shit.
Lel
>>150831682>he wasn't here for smith postingnewfag
>>150831690russ gets his third sunday
>>150831693knees got kirk'd
>>150831693Unc thinks hes on the team :skull:
>>150831682Hmmmmm. You might be on to something
>>150831700u n l i m i t e d
>>150831518i really enjoy shitting on the queefs, but that picture with no context isn't very helpfulthat looks like pregame/halftime, and we can't tell if it's regular season or preseason either
>>150831693>it's realkek, what the fuck
>>150831660A man can dream.
>>150831693What? How?
>>150831659What would be Brady’s Arabic name be?
>>150831580he has beat elite teams tho and he is objectively top 3
>>150831693KWAB
>>150831696Retard, I'm talking about outside.
>>150831712>injures himself out of pure frustration with his team
>"To win games, you have to win the games, uhm, not lose the game, honestly" - Mike McDaniel, Head Coach of the Miami Dolphins since 2022, in the NFL since 2005
>>150831725Tuckrule Bin Flation
>>150831684Well good teams should beat bad teams and the Colts also beat two bad teams but people are hyping them up.
>>150831737Welcome to Philadelphia
>>150831693>>150831712do they have to put him in the injured list?
>>150831729Elite teams like..........
>>150831725Tūmā Īdward Bātrīk Brādī
>>150831737He's getting fired this week isnt he?
>>150831731You don’t go outside.
>>150831743this not enough has been said about how overrated the buncos have looked
>>150831756bills are finna put up 50 on them lol
>>150831756I wish.
>>150831742My fucking sides
>>150831758Fat dallas fan spotted
>>150831743>>150831759The Broncos are NOT overrated!!
>>150831742lmao
Bo Nix is the best QB in the league!
the guy really likes women ok
Y--ya seethe!
>>150831696>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a QB, it isn't even debatable)
>>150831759I don’t even want to hear about it, I predicted they would finish last in the AFCW all offseason and nobody would listen. Now you want to talk about how overrated they appear to be. No.
>>150831787chuds really do live in the closet
>>150831711schizos don’t make good internet bullies
>>150831788>not including the celebration in the webmshame!
>>150831792Leave it alone. For all his haters, Smith is one of the QBs in NFL history
>>150831788>>150831782>Bo Pix
>>150831536>0-2KWAB
>>150831754The cherry picking is insane lmao, why hate on Lamar at this point? Even if he doesn't win a ring he's Dan Marino-tier at least, same goes for Josh Allen.
>>150831795you're the chud!>It's been 11 years since Aaron Rodgers proclaimed he “really, really like[s] winning” when asked if he was a loser — but the New York Jets quarterback is still frustrated about the question in the first place.>“I think I was upset with the framing [of the rumor] because it was meant to shame the idea of being a loser, and I have so many friends that are losers in the community,” Rodgers, 40, recently told author Ian O’Connor for his new biography, Out of the Darkness: The Mystery of Aaron Rodgers.>“I’m like, say anything you want about me, but do you understand these people are using this to shame the idea of being a loser?” the former Green Bay Packers legend elaborated. “That’s just disrespectful to all my friends who are in the community who don’t believe that it’s a choice. They were making it seem like you’re shaming people for being losers, when a lot of them, if you ask them, they didn’t ask for this life. ‘This is who I am.’”>Rodgers explained that he “want[ed] to go after … the people [with loserphobic views] … not in relation to me, because I could give a s*** what they thought about me, but that they’re using this to shame, like it’s a bad thing to be a loser. Like it’s a negative.”
>>150831810File was too big, gomenasorry
I thought the webm spammer was a broncos fan why is he trashing on bo nix
>>150831814Why did she dress like a Smurf?
>>150831819KEK people should post this at every chiefs poster
>AFC South returning to being the Colts feeding ground That division was anyone's for the taking. They just had to demonstrate a tiny bit of managerial competence.
>>150831814she seems crazy like her dad but at least focused on football as opposed to pleasing mistresses
>>150831816I'm a niners fan I like smith, he's a really dude. I just remember the era of chiefs pasta spam like it was yesterday.
>>150831826I thought you were a chiefs fan but I'm the game thread you were calling all chiefs and their fans miserable spics
>>150831675Cardinals have always been good under Murray until he inevitably gets hurt because he's 5'9"
>>150831850That was probably a tourist it wasnt me
>>150831788That is some spiral
>>150831836i blame the bears for passing on gronk 2.0
>>150831866u mean dallas clark 2.0
>>150831675It’s been two weeks
The Steelers and Texans defenses play like they are coached by a black guy. The players just fly violently at the ball and wrack up crazy penalty yardage. It's bix nood as a scheme. For every splash play you get by popping the ball out, there's 10 free first downs you give the other team
>the dolphins curse causes the dolphins to win thursday and mcdaniel to keep his jobLET ME OFF THE FLOAT
Your brain needs 0-2 if you hate the Chiefs
i hate the chiefs
>>150831852Murray is more durable than Joey Burrow who the media constantly inflates
ENTER
>>150831893McDaniel isnt the problem. Tua is the problem. You will doom yourselves to another 5 year rebuild if you fire him. It would be much better to tank for a season, then bring in a stop-gap QB to right the ship while you groom some rookie QB taken next year. Firing McDaniels is an over-reaction and the type of move that allows a team like the browns to suck dick for 40 years.
>>150831263You tried!
>>150831930ENTER >>150676498
>>150831675I care
>>150830650>>150830674>>150830806>Anon, please come into my office>Close the door behind you>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SCOUTING REPORT???>THIS TYPE OF PERFORMANCE IS UNACCEPTABLE!>*she stares at you disapprovingly and reaches into her desk, revealing a bullwhip*>You know what the penalty is for disappointing me. Pull down your pants and bend over.
How does she do it?
>>150831943Grier is the problem, mcdaniel is the problem, tua is the problem. (You) doom yourself forgetting the biggest issue. Grier has been a gm for the phins for a decade and hasn't addressed the oline so it doesn't matter what qb the phins have. THEN he paid tua instead of making him play to get paid. What you forget about is regardless of what happens with tua he's getting most of his 212 which means guess what? THE PHINS *ARE* rebuilding even if they don't want to.
>>150831965>>150831972NOOOO PLEASE DONT SUCK MY COCK PLEASE DONT SUCK MY COCK NOOOOOOOOOI DONT WANT THIS TO HAPPEN TO ME AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>150830662>my FalcciesI want to believe.
>>150831944Damn you've been crying this whole time? Wipe your tears.>>150831965>>150831972male
>>150831965This did not happen.
what the FUCK is his problem?
>>150831983Heh..... more time.........
>>150832001Don't make me invite her friend Gracie into the room
>>150831983Daniel Jones should apologize to Rigoberto Sanchez immediately for wasting him his prime.
>>150832021You keep that name out of your mouth
>>150832016What did Campbell whisper in his ear?
>>150832016it would have been a much worse look for him to be smiling and hugging people from the team that just whooped his ass
>>150832038>*BUUURRRRRP*
>>150832038https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O2RRWOzTak
STOP. LAUGHING. AT. BO. NIX.
>>150832038>better luck next time lil nigga
Stores near me have already started putting out Christmas items. Wtf lads
>that'll be 75 million dollars
>>150832047Turn that ish up cuhh
>>150832079Plus tip
>>150832090God forbid a white boy get a little motion
>>150832090giwtwm
>>150831207it was literally proven by science.
>>150832078Why does this keep happening every year for western ppl?
>yfw the Colts give Daniel Jones a 4 year contract just for him to revert back into being clinically retarded
>>150831965>>150831972Need her to sit on my face
>>150831207Yes. It didn't look like the same sport, might as well put on a Lakers game.
>>150832078Seeing a bunch of Chiefs shit in mine KEK. Gotta put it on discount now. Stink as
>>150832169>4 year contractLet's see if he can win more than 2 games first
>>150832176We don’t say whatever the fuck that means in America fyi
>>150832179why do that when you can hobble your franchise with a kirko tier deal
>>150831983Lel why are da bears so kwab?
>>150832196You got him
>>150832196plonked m9 fr fr og no cap
>>150830662Most accurate one of these I’ve seen in a while
>>150832196OH NO NO NO LmAOOOOOO
>>150832196God what a fag
>>150830726Do I get any points for hating this faggot before it was mainstream?
I accidentally sent the link to this thread in a fucking work email. Am I fucked???
>>150832245yes
>>150832176>>150832196
>>150832196Go Bills
>>150832255nah as long as you send them the link to this one as well >>150676498
>>150832255FUCK BIG JUICY TRANNY TITTIES I HOPE WE HAVE A CIVIL WAR AND I THINK PALESTINE DESERVES IT ALSO JEWS RUIN THE WORLD INSHALLAH
You'd think given the benefit of a top 5 GM, there would be much more poaching of front office talent in the NFL but you dont ever really see that sort of thing. Instead of throwing 150 mil at a DE, you should throw 60 mil at a GM and poach Howie from the Eagles. The ROI is way higher over 3 years.
>>150832255ANYONE ELSE DEEPLY ENJOY THE SENSATION OF HAVING CUM IN YOUR MALE ASSHOLE AFTER GAY ANAL SEX WITH ANOTHER MAN???GO PACKERS BTW
>>150832272i for one think charlie kirk cousins deserved what happened to him
>>150832276wow you're the second guy to think of this after the new york jets
>schizo still pushing his theorykek you should have another meltdown like you did two days ago and demand photos
>>150832290post bussy again
>>150832290Retard
>>150832306he may be a retard but he's not wrong that schizo from two days ago was hilarious and was accusing everyone of being the kiwi
>>150830968>My Gnats actually have 4 competent O linemen nowBlessed
It's his year
>>150832289Well the Jets are fucking retarded. You could swap the jets with the 2007 patriots and they'd go 0-16
>>150832331he going on a trip to europe or somethin?
>>150832331>still chokes in big momentsNope.
>>150832255What is the race and gender of your boss.
>>150832331Did Mahomes and Allen retire??
>>150832196Kek got em
>>150830662>32 shit teams and some shit college teams too
>be espn>write entire novel damage controlling for tush push
>>150832331Is he gonna drop a 50 burger on my woins
the act 2 of silksong is really annoying desuas per my detroit lions,
>tua watching starting quarterbacks die left and right
>>150832432If Henry plays like he did against the Browns it's doubtful. Dude had 22 yards and fumbled on his first carry. Maybe has the yips after the Bills game
>>150830712damn. didn't realize captain comeback was so based
>>150832427>be chiefs fans>seethe about something the chiefs could do as well or work to counter>ignore the years of blatant reffball helping the chiefs>cry about the eaglesif mahomes focused on sewing his bussy up and playing football you wouldn't have a problem.
What happened to this guy?
>>150830726it is over for this fag. he has already been indoctrinated into the demon world society
>>150832196put me in the screencap
>>150832465he was on scrubs and made quite a bit of money
that's right I'm bringing it back, it's time for OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGShttps://forms.gle/VfUSueZrExv41HzN7just fill out the form by rating how good you think each team is right now and I'll tally it up and post the rankings when there are enough results. don't bother trying to sandbag for your team, I've done this before and my autism is strong.
im not clicking that shit
>>150832465Is this the guy who keeps posing as a police officer and treated a funeral procession like it was a hostage situation?
1. Mahomes2. Allen3. Hurts4. Lamar5. Daniels6. Herbert7. Purdy8. Love9. Baker10. Stafford
>>150832276that's what the commanders did by luring adam peters away from the 49ers, seems to have worked out well for them so far
>>150832287
>>150832460He also made Alex Smeth caddy for him while actively shopping for other quarterbacks. Harbaugh is a glorious madman.
>>150832505kek solid bait
>>150832495yes
>>150832510I have never been more serious in my life.
>>150832481Can you do this but for GMs?
>>150832505Hurts too high
>>150832505>>150832527
>>150832432he usually reserves that for the dolphins
>>150832464Not everyone is your latest boogyman faglord
>>150832517I remember giggling my ass off when I saw that video the first time. Just normal drivers trying to get to the grocery store and Jeremy screaming at them like it's Fallujah was the funniest thing I've ever seen
>>150832537He’s been to two super bowls and has a ring.
>hey guys I'm ready for the field trip to buffalo thursday, where are we going, the zoo?>quarter what? No I don't like foot stuff. >Miami who? Bro I'm from Hawaii
>>150832508remember that time that Gym Hardball challenged plays and they actually went through because the replacement ref was so intimidated he forgot to actually check if he had timeouts left
>>150832552kek we don't sign our posts here chiefbro
>>150832481This is based. I can't wait to see them. What's a good sample size? 50? 100?
>>150832576I don't really think that applies there, wanna try again?
>>150832569I still like Shanny better but god damn the Harbaugh years were funny.
>>150832529I can theoretically do this for anything (offenses, defenses, QBs, coaches, etc) but let's just see how much participation we get for the most obvious type of list before we start getting into specialty ones. if the poll I posted only gets like, 20 votes in a day, then a GM poll would be lucky to get 3.
>>150832560then Carson Wentz should be up there or at least Joe Flacco
>>150832465>in jail for 7 years for failing to register as a sex offender after buying a new car>in jail further for not paying taxesRIP to the most kino bodycam auteur the internet has ever seen
>>150832589turn your monitor on lil bro
It's funny how I'm really hard on my team but when I hear someone else who isn't a fan say the same things about them, I get upset.
>>150832596Not a serious reply. I accept your concession.
The best game manager of all time. I think it’s pretty much undisputed at this point.
>>150832605such is being an eagles fan
>>150832585back when I used to run these years ago they would regularly get 100+ votes, and I noticed that the results started to really become robust somewhere around 60ish. that means over 70 total votes, since my retard filter automatically throws out some submissions anyways.
>>150832605well they don't know your team you know your team and fuck your team those assholes need to do xyz instead of abc and that motherfucker that just shit on your team doesn't even know that shit he's just some bitch ass fan of some other team and fuck that team too
>Bengals place Joe Burrow on IRthe biennial tradition
>>150832605Same
>>150832196Chiefs officially 1-2 now
>>150832607le squat man
>>150832604But then I'd have to read your retarded drivel
>>150832196>Der Neuseespasti
>>150832607>>150832623He weirdly looks like a Sasquatch in this picture lmfao
>>1508325520-2
>>150832605>Me watching the game with family irl: Nah it’s over>Me typing in the gamethread: There’s plenty of game left you fucking idiots
>>150832624come on now we both know you can't read
>>150830712this is also why Jim Tomsula was made his replacement. the natural successor should have been Vic Fangio, but jed and baalke were so pissed at being shut out of team affairs and having Gym Hardball act like it was HIS team (which it was) that they fired everyone who was on his side. Tomsula repeatedly ratted on the pro-Hardball guys and gave updates of what was really going on to jed and baalke, so they rewarded him for his snitchery by allowing him the honor of being betrayed as the fall guy afterwards.
>>150832621lel
What was Gayleb cooking here
>>150832647I'm not from philly senpai lmao
>>150832658is scarletism what you call your type of autism?
>>150832677He used to go by Harbaughtism but had to change it when Jed York and Trent Baalke stabbed Jimbo in the back.
>>150832635>disappears into the pile for crucial 4th down gains
>>150832672well yeah obviously you're not being stabbed as you type
>>150832677my original trip name back in 2011 was Harbautism, so yeah pretty much
>>150832694that would make him a panthers fan
>>150830873you just know
>>150832689>>150832695i'm sure this is really fascinating stuff on your discord
>>150832689some people at the time suggested I change it to Tomsulautism but I didn't trust our front office not to be retards again and figured it would be better to switch to a more general purpose name.I was right.
>>150832694Sheeesh!
>>150832671I liked this, because it almost worked
Do you guys really come here in the middle of the week when no games are on and just… argue?
>>150832706>>150832720
>>150832727yeah
>>150832727...you say that like there are other options
>>150832727Yes? What's wrong with that?
>>150832713I consider him the only acceptable tripfag because 1). I am also a niners fan2). He would always hop into threads with fun stats and keep drama to a minimum.
>>150832727nah I come here to shitpost about the dolphins while working and doing stuff around the house.sadly as I'm now playing for the phins starting thursday after tua heems himself I will have to limit myself to specific shitposts from the sidelines during gametime.
>>150832751Have you considered employment?
>>150832762I'm a student
>>150832727You really think someone would do that? Just go on /sp/ and shitpost?
>>150832766of the game?
>>150832771Of marine biology
Is it fully over for the chiefs?
I don't know ball.
>>150832771of the blade
>>150832755I don't mind them or the miami guy i just don't like the whole tripfag thing this isn't fucking preddit. I will never accept that shit. trips are for specific reasons not for attention. Bitch I know it is you I've seen your stupid ass takes for 10 years just like you've seen my dumbass ramblings about the phins! I don't need "phinman420" or some shit for people to pick up on it.At the end of the day as long as they aren't being total discord trannies who cares obviously but I'm still going to mock them.
>>150832771Of the blade
>>150832755did you see me post this >>150830893just a little morning exercise, nothing special
>>150832762Me I hate waging
I want to make “stink as” the new plonked. I enjoy this phrase.Stink as
>>150832781>Rams that high>Commies that high He doesn't really believe this, it's just to get attention since his show would be boring if it was all lukewarm takes
>>150832799stank ahh anon postin cringe fr og no cap he can't even aura farm drafted to ohio ass bihhhhhhhh
>>150831912>the second least durable qb is more durable than the least durableamazing.
>>150832781Other than commanders and niners that is a really accurate list
>>150830654Refball, meme qbs who cant actually run pro offenses and advertising overkill will undermine the NFL long before screeching about head trauma does.Imagine like 20 years from now when 75% of the league's qbs are Caleb Williams tier, every game is a 17-14 slugfest between offenses that can't sustain drives, red zone has a permanent PIP ad box in the bottom corner, every scoring play is accompanied by the dreaded ad break / kickoff / ad break combo, they split the screen to show ads between every play while the play clock is running and every few years they anoint a new "all-time great" team Chiefs-style by just letting them hold and commit DPI with impunity and giving them ten free first downs per game by penalty. They are going to strangle the life out of this sport and in fact they already are.
>>150831008>Caleb was getting bent over his final yearI seem to recall Caleb scoring more on the National Champion runner-up than anyone else
>>150832845Fox's platform has always been high too on westcoast teams
>>150832856>both the teams have this guy
>>150831121>Tell me about the ColtsWhy does he wear the mask?
>>150832785I mean sure, if you're gonna trip then expect at least some level of people incessantly whining at you for being one and if you can't handle that then trip off. but fwiw trips and their content were the main drivers of the good culture on this board, especially for the first decade of its existence. a necessary evil, so to speak.for myself, I at least try to use my autism powers for good instead of evil by making charts/lists/graphs and running polls etc. I couldn't really pass as "anon" when doing that because people can still tell it's me so I figure it's better to have my trip on so people can see that I'm not hiding.
can the Eagles hire Rich Steichen?
>>150832890>but fwiw trips and their content were the main drivers of the good culture on this board, especially for the first decade of its existence. a necessary evil, so to speak.No no no notheir content was, not the trip. Your trip ADDS NOTHING. You know this.
>>150832895
>>150830752>implying he was ever sane to begin with
>>150832896sorry, Frank Reich. got my former eagles OCs mixed up
>>150832862That's an odd cope for a 7-5 team that lost to UCLA, next you'll say you remember the Coliseum being close to half full on gameday
>>150831121Amazing what happens when you have a decent O-line and actual receivers to pass to.He also has one of the best RBs in the game behind him.
>>150830945You don't like mustard?
>>150832900it's not about what the trip itself does or doesn't add, it's about accountability. I was just pointing out that we happened to have a pretty good trip culture on this board compared to some other places, so the whining over it is rather pointless. instead of arguing general platitudes, call out the SPECIFIC retards when they are being retarded.
>>150832607Aikman was a HoF game manager, 3445 yards is his best ever season. Hurts has beaten that twice.
bills owl 2025
>>150830921>if you're 1-1 2 weeks into your rookie season you're a bust
>>150830650Wait there are female coaches now ?
>>150832973Nope
>>150832988Even better, she's the owner
>>150830968>the Chiefs and the Niners have elite pass blockingPFF is a fucking joke
>>150833009https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erinyes
>>150832995now show the playoffs
>>150832872
>>150831121bronkeks are frauds and leaving the gnats will revive anyones careersee>saquon>mckinney
>>150833023Is she jewish ?
>>150833009>has the most cupcake starting weeksI’m sure that was a coincidence.
>>150833097buffalo might have it easiest overall
>>150832964This is the Kiwi faggot, he got so KWAB'ed that this nigger made a new trip to cope
>>150832331Stat-padding choke artist
>>150833171>new tripanon I shit on triptrannies all the time but that faggot is an old attention seeker
>tom brady retires>keeps on cheating at football in retirementGlad this piece of shit got his wife fucked desu, shamelessly cheating at sports is the lowest thing a man can do
>>150832560Russel Wilson?
>>150832781Herd is an NFC shill it seems
