• 2nd most playoff wins of all time• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• More division titles (7) than division loses (5).• Never missed championship round in 20s• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s• 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs
>>150832892Kelce needs to worry more about his career than acting like a cucked faggot dressing up in top hats and doing faggy dances with Taylor. We all know it's a PR thing having her around, but he's a little bitch and everyone no matter your view sees how much of a cucked cunt he is.
it will be our time soon
Reminder that the kiwi was mugged and hospitalized in the searing summer of 2017.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549
Go beat those Eagles, Rammies :)
Roight what a cunting thread lads! Stink as
jeanty is a trent richardson tier busthe’s just afraid of contact, watch him play he runs like he’s thinking about getting hit
>>150832892uh stupid op this was the next thread >>150676498
>...MUP DA>DOO DIDDA>PO MO GUB>BIDDA BE>DAT TUM>MUHFUGGEN>BIX NOOD>COF BIN>DUB HO>MUHFUGGA
no threepeat?
Why do so many defensive coordinators insist on Prevent Defense even though there's a million examples of it costing teams games?
>>150835822>It’s realKek
>>150835835>dude dominated the MWC though lmao
I just learned that Jeanty played high school football at a navy base in Naples Italy. Bet he wrecked everyone lmao
>>150835849It werks the problem is they always use it at the wrong time
>>150832892FIRST for THE BROSHIP BOWLBills and bolts bros, report in!
>>150835822It's REAL!
>>150835839YOU MAY JUST GET YOUR CHANCE AFTER ALL ANON
I am literally crying right now. The tush push is LITERALLY CHEATING AND NOBODY CAN STOP IT. DO SOMETHING NFL
>>150832909I wonder if you’ll still post this when they lose to giants.
Can my boy Tua do it?
>be kiwi>get muggedkek
Mahomes just caint win with these cats
>>150835854>>150835853he was a beast but i just dont think he is the generational talent he was billed aseven if the oline is shit, going that high it shouldn’t matter he should at least break a couple i don’t think he’s had a single 10+ yard run yet
You're forced to start GayGay or Gayleb as your QB, who are you picking?You cannot purposefully get them injured, nor can you kill yourself. They MUST start unless physically unable
>>150835868Giants are no longer a meme team.
>>150835869No.
>Even random spee thirdies are onto him nowKiwibros… it’s over
>>150835855>y-you're just not doing it rightThe Giants needed to defend ~20 yards in 14 seconds knowing the Cowboys hitter could hit from 70 yards and they let Jake Ferguson run 15 yards unimpeded while only rushing three
>>150835822he also thought Geno Smith was the third best QB in the league
>>150835884trip on bitchknees
>>150835822>>150835822>>150835822
>>150835879Gayleb. He's at least made it though 3 consecutive games without an injury
>>150835879JJ, no question. We already know Caleb is a bust. JJ still has at least a chance of being good.
>>150835893>3. Geno
I will be praying for the Giants just for the memes we'll get if they win. /spee/ will be the Promised Land for weeks to come
Who has the league's best defense and why is it the Packers?
>>150835887its boomerbrain yes but it does werk when used properly doesnt help that Aubrey has the biggest leg in nfl history
>>150835881New queef cope just dropped.
>>150835891
>>1508358933 as in Geno?
>>150835893>3.geno
>>150835876Right before this play I told my dad “They need to just run here, don’t get cute and try to pass. They’d probably accidentally turn it over” He said “Huh, like that?”
"not obsessed" right bitchknees?
>>150835822OH NO NO NO NO
>>150835901Green Bay looks unstoppable but we’ll see if it holds all year before I crown them
>>150835822So that means the kiwi has a crooked nose?
>>150835899Even if the NFL officiates the game fairly (lmao) there's zero chance the Chiefs lose to the Giants. Daboll is the biggest fraud in the league and Daniel Jones' success in Indy is exposing Daboll as a complete dogshit coach.
>>150835879You didn't actually watch the game. Caleb is getting more comfortable in the offense and has been more decisive and accurate.
i sawed the kiwis naked butt one time
>>150835916>3.geno
>>150835927Oh you poor thing
>>150835913>>150835914>>150835929you guys warned me about geno and i didnt listen -_-
>>150835822oof
Geno smith isn’t bad, he’s just not good vs great D. At least he’s down to chuck it into the end zone which is exciting
>>150835936If your takeaway from Sunday is that Caleb is a bust, then you're too retarded to even bother responding to.
I hope the Eagles run so many tush pushes that people start committing suicide because of it.
>>150835947he threw it in double coverage literally the whole game he easily coildve had 5 or six interceptions it was painful to watch
>>150835947Would you pay him $80,000,000?
>Texans back to their same old awful waysIs anything ever actually going to fix this shit-ass team?
>>150835947Ashton Jeanty has been rough so far thoughbeit. Can tell Raiders fans are nervous about him already
>>150835955*pets your widdle head*There there
>>150835961It was either that or 3 and out lolHonestly the raiders OC is shit, because jeanty was actually running over the defense and they still kept making geno throw into the best D in league lmao
>>150835970>3.geno
Which of these teams 2-0 teams is most likely to fall off, which of these 0-2 teams is most likely to meteorically rise?
>>150835947He's back up QB tier, not mega contract starter QB for a fledgling franchise tier
>>150835970How’s Jalen Milroe doing?
>>150835970i was being histrionic earlier but im just gonna chalk it up to the terrible oline combined with rookie yips if he’s like this next season yes panic
>>150835925>there's zero chanceThis attitude is exactly why I will be lighting a candle and praying to Based Jesus for a Giants victory>0-3Please make it happen Almighty God, I know You want to see the threads too
>>150835916Put your trip on your bitch so bradysknee can strip you of it again
>>150835987>>150835986>>150835976SHUT THE FUCK UP. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP OKAY?
>>150835876
>>150835982Meant to post this.
>>150835974The interior oline is probably the worst in the league and geno NEEDS a cleen pocket to function really need to make a move before the trade deadline if there’s any hope of salvaging the season, theres alot to like but that line is fucking awful and causing everything to run 2 steps too fast
>>150836005Not his fault.
>>150836003>3.geno
dem boyz tho
>>150835869Tua's table will be sacrificed to the Mafia
>it’s realHoly shit
Kiwifag is melting down,melting down,melting down,Kiwifag is melting down,Kek, What A Bussy
>>150835974Not to mention they kept subbing Jeanty out for that other running back who clearly was not as good, and preventing Jeanty from actually getting into a rhythm and feeling out the defense.
>>150836003>false flagging as wellKek very not obsessed. How are those Track and Field athletes lil bro?
>>150836027>3.geno
>>150836022It took this long for them to come up with this cope?
>>150836025i think they’re trying to get a thunder and lightning thing going but the interior oline can’t stop a nosebleed
Uh he’s fighting with himself
>>150836023kek
I think more players should try to kill players on the opposing team
>>150835961Yeah Geno was throwing into coverage a LOT, it got really noticeable after a while, dude was trying to thread the needle like he was Drew Brees when he clearly was not.
>>150835982>meteorically risehey man don't get ahead of yourself using wording like that. you're talking like something that's rare for a team that starts winless to all of a sudden hit a massive win streak>that picis a 20 yard throw considered a deep throw in todays nfl? did people not grow up with good QB's who threw like 60 yard bombs today?
>>150835947That just means he's a game manager
>be kiwi>melt downkek
>Kiwi slowly begins to suspect he himself was the Kiwi all along
>>150835987Yea it takes time to get rolling for some rookies people just have different expectations for some positions like I linemen and RB I feel like people expect them to be great right out of the gate. Look at Quinton Johnston with the Chargers they hated him the last 2 years but he's balling now
Remember not to fap this week until the queefs are 0-3.
>>150836043the way that i look at it is if that’s the floor i think >we will be ok, still moved the ball despite everything just need to get that fucking line sorted out asap I appreciate him trying to go deep as last year minshew literally couldn’t throw beyond the sticks and AOC just isnt quite finished baking yet
g3no
>>150836022shame about the scoremoral victories are important to I suppose, especially if they're the only victories you have kek
>>150836022kek the chiefs schizos are going to be mentioning this daily now.
>is the starter by week 5 in you're are path
>>150836066Who is your team Rajesh?
>>150836022ratio'd lol
>>150836075indians are the strongest race on the planet
>>150836022Why do they go out of their way to be hateable?
>>150836075>rajeshI’m not a broncos fan either
kiwi bitch is having a metly>uh oh, stinkyuh oh, stinky>uh oh, stinkyuh oh, stinky>uh oh, stinkyuh oh, stinky
browns are beating the packers this weekend
>>150836075Ur mom on onlyfans
>>150836087>strongestthey are really fucking good at mental gymnastics ngl
>>150836096Holy fuck link?
>>150836074
>>150836071Quite the opposite, if I was in charge I would fire whatever intern greenlighted that tweet. Trying to find something good in a loss is what poverty franchises do. We're better than that.
Can't wait for Wentz to win games, deserve the starting job, get benched for gayj and they lose lol
the real problem with the raiders is that Jackson powers Johnson is a headcase, he faked a concussion injury to sit MNF out and has been seething all offseason because Pete can smell the bitch on him really need to make a move but its so hard to trade for interior line talent as it’s basically the most underrated premium position in the league
>>150836116I can't get over how fucking terrible McCarthy was. He even got Collinsworth bitching at him when he overthrew that one receiver, and Collinsworth NEVER criticizes offensive players.
>We're
>>150836112Every team does it, they have to post about something
>>150836112>We're better than that.>blown out in 2 owlsuh huh...
>>150836074Your madden franchise must be going off the rails.
>>150836022>despite the loss
>>150836116>>150836123He just needs more help!
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling
>>150836140Do you think Reid and Mahomes are starting to regret that whole circus at this point? I think it's clearly having a negative effect on the team.
Tom wtf you can't do that anymore, you gotta free them Tom
>>150836140TWINSIES
>>150836130Damn that’s two more than the Lions have made
My kangz are going to bootyblast every team on their schedule and win the owl
>>150836156....in Madden.
>>150836156>JJ plays like shit>gets "injured" and can't start the next game
>>150836150I think Tom is the one who got them to draft Bowers, Bowers is literally Gronk but faster
>>150836156>somalionsomaliviolence.jpg
theres a different reality where instead of jimmy garoppolo the raiders got mayfield :(I have grown to hate McDaniels
>>150836176Bowers sucks such a mean cock that he's invaluable..even with that bald spot bobbing up it down it's still nirvana
>>150836153who the fuck mentioned the Lions you obsessed mutt faggot God I hate the Kansas Shitty Refs so much
>>150836192Spartans were gay too
>brittany won't let me into the bedroom until I have more wins than losses>I hear the barking in there I know what she's doing
>>150836197Just a passing observation? I didn’t mean to strike a nerve
OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGShttps://forms.gle/VfUSueZrExv41HzN7just fill out the form by rating how good you think each team is right now and I'll tally it up and post the rankings when there are enough results.
>>150835833Most kino game from last season
i will say the neutral zone infraction criticism is absolutely real uou can literally see it from every angle
>Bucs' Calijah Kancey tore pec, to miss rest of seasonoof
>>150836217Nah that was one of the Chiefs games
>>150836022YoU dIdN't GeT a HuNdReD yArDs
When are these assholes going to allow webps?
>>150836231Can't be with Kermit the faggot at qb
>>150836240when the hotpocket allowance is raised
>>150836228Thought so. You could see on his last rush he couldn't even lift his arm into the O linemen. Big loss
>>150836247Shut up gay idiot
Chiefs fans are now learning why Al Davis despised the Hunts.They are fucking scum who wouldn’t piss on a fire if it affected their bottom line
man shut your bitch ass up /nfl/
>>150836265Jamarcus Russell robbed Al Davis so badly that it killed him
Allen chads...
>>150836263Baker embodies the Faustian spirit Victory at all cost, if only we could all be more like how he is on the field
>>150836273Baker, Herbert, and Stafford should all be above Mahomes too.
>>150836268>James Hudson somehow is still on the Giants after 4 (FOUR) penalties in one drive including one that knocked them 15 yards back from the oneI wish someone would give Joe Schoen the Charlie Kirk treatment.
>>150836263is Baker actually injured?
>>150836279dont say that
>>150836277Flag on retard
>>150836216
>>150836279man shut your bitch ass up anon
>>150836279You mean having israelis make AI videos of him?
>>150836290The fact that he wasn’t ejected is CRAZY
>>150836283He single handedly gifted the Eagles a Super Bowl by treating Saquon Barkley like he wasn't important and like he could have just as good a run game with scabs at running back. He deserves whatever he gets.
>>150836294i agree 87 should've been out of the game
>>150836294he did the same shit to Geno too, horse collared him waaaay after a throw NFL is giving the guy a superstar whistle for some reason
>>150836288Four people need to explain themselves
>>150836149Chiefs have been a circus for years. Tyreek's son's broken arm, Kareem Hunt stomping a ho, Britt Reid dwi and making a 5 year old girl brain dead, those in bieniemy's closet, Jackson Mahomes whole public persona from the sean taylor disrespect to the sexual harassment, his dad getting drunk and causing trouble, his wife starting shit with fans, probably a half dozen other things I'm forgetting up until the Rashee Rice car crash. The Taylor Swift thing is just the logical conclusion.
>>150836271based nigger robbing der jude
>>150836294man shut your bitch ass up ref
>>150836298nobody deserves to be brutally murdered in front of their wife and little girls and i dont think its funny to joke about
>>150836314Winning cures a lot of ills, but they're not winning any more, so...
>>150836317Kek
>>150836216>>150836308I cbf doing it what do your numbers mean exactly?
>>150836326It's just a rating from 1-10
>>150836318man shut your bitch ass up vance
>Mahomes starts looking like shit as soon as Kelce's productivity starts to dropoooooooooo im nooooooooticing
>>150836314Deep breaths
Khalil Mack status update?
>>150836298>Giants run game in 2023 with Saquon1874 yards, 4.1 yards/attempt, 10 TDs, 97 first downs>Giants run game in 2024 without Saquon1783 yards, 4.2 yards/attempt, 13 TDs, 104 first downsI think he was right.
>>150832892Is it true they were losing 34-0 in the superb owl?
>>150836336the mutt isnt the problem its the everything else>>150836333find your humanity man
>>150836339Arrived in Snap City.
Can you bet on professional wrestling?I’d bet on lesnar>cena
>>150836339Not a dawg per grudenGRINDER.net
Ass
Here’s a fact many won’t like: Mahomes with Shanahan on the 49ers would be an even more dominant dynasty.Shanahan is a better coach than Reid and was able to take it to him in two super bowls when Reid had Mahomes and Shanahan had Garropolo and Mr. Irrelevant.Imagine if he had Mahomes? Who is beating them?
>>150836356The announcers of the raiders chargers game couldn’t even pronounce their names right lmao >brock Lester versus john cinnait felt like it was on purpose too lok
>>150836348man shut your bitch ass up man
>>1508363592 will choke horrendously in the playoffs3 won't even sniff the playoffs
>>150836326just rate teams based on your HOT OPINIONS and I'll average them out, and when there are enough submissions I'll post an updated list that ranks those averages in order.
>>150836319Yeah and I really don't give a shit what happens off the field but the Cheifs have been dealing with ridiculous distractions for years. Actually surprised it hasn't caught up to them more often.
>>150836359All blue teamsCoincidence?
>>150836375Breathe inBreathe out
>>150836376blessed by jenny
>>150836361>Imagine if he had Mahomes? Who is beating them?the salary cap
>>150836376blue repels da flu
>>150835849Cowards think if they don’t take a proactive risk then there is no blame on them
>>150836361Reid's entire coaching career was an exercise in futility until he found Mahomes. People would regularly mock his bad coaching habits, like his inability to manage the clock and his terrible use of timeouts. He was a joke until Mahomes came along and everybody assumed he'd retire ringless.Shanny just needs his Mahomes. I've got to assume he's out there somewhere, at some future date.
>>150836356I don't know, can you?Some bitch said that to me when I ordered a burrito the other day and I'm still mad about. Corny ass grade school teacher ass cunt.
I FUCKING TOLD YOU SODANIEL JONES WAS NEVER BAD, HES UNIRONICALLY A TOP 3 QB RIGHT NOW WITHOUT THE WORST SUPPORT CAST APOLOGISE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>150836382Mahomes’s contract is nothing, look up where he ranks among QBs
>>150836394i apologize even i lost faith
>>150836390Based wagie making your bitch ass seethe.
>>150836367Chargers are winning the division.
>>150836394I mean, who could have known the Giants were THAT bad? They've sucked for years but I guess I didn't fully appreciate just how awful they'd gotten over the last decade-plus.
>>150836388Enter Arch Manning…
>>150836390That’s extremely unprofessional and if you had told the manager she’d have been written up>t. Worked as server for years One time I served a group of chiefs fans on Sunday all wearing red and I’m a chargers fan, and I told them go cheifs for extra tip
>>150836394He's won two home games. At least wait for him to win or even play well in a couple of road games before you crown him
Bengals can start the season 3-0, 4-0 possibly because the Broncos aren't that big of a deal. That bodes well for Burrow returning in December.
>they told me I couldn't have any more jellybeans from the complementary jelly bean bowl in the office until I started winning games but I can't win games unless I have my jelly beans from the jelly bean bowl I need the jelly beans to do the jelly bean breakdown for the boys in the breakroom I want to do the breakdown so we can win the games but I need the jelly beans give me the jelly beans Grier I know you keep them in your office just give the bean to me give me the beans I want the beans
Mahomes with McVay is a better hypothetical
>lions are still healthy 2 games into the seasonPleasant surprise
>>150836401Yep. Every season!
>>150836407He'd rather whine about it on /nfl/ KWAB
>>150836413thinkin bout thos beans
>>150836394If he can keep this up through October, then I'll start to come around on him. 2 games is not a big enough sample size.
>>150836413this nigga wants to be eatin beans
>>150836416Shanahan is the better coach Ramsbro
>>150836339
>>150836388fwiw purdy is easily the best QB he's ever had. problem is the team can't stay healthy long enough. literally every season except for 2023 we've been top 10 most injured. if we just had a league average level of health we'd be dominating the conference at least, and probably win a few rings.
>>150836401>Chargers are winning the division.What does that have to do with them choking in the playoffs? Don't think that the Chorge isn't going to come for you them season. I remember when they went 14-2 and still went out like bitches.
I remember when everyone hated mahomes wife for being super cunt and his brother for being a zesty tick tocker bitch I hope now that their season is in danger one of them comes back and fucks up for extra lols
>>150836423>he just needs more help bro
>>150836424>>150836427
>>150833187Its way deeper. He has been initiated into the occult with Taylor. Thats why they are getting married. He will become something else entirely after he retires, as in, some type of big celebrity. Probably an actor, then politician.
>>150836423Lol the Chiefs DC must be absolute shit for not to being able to stop them.
>>150836440There's a part of me that feels a bit of sympathy for Mahomes, his entire family seems to be insane.
>>150836318>nobody deserves to be brutally murdered in front of their wife and little girlsIf somebody had murdered Dan Snyder 20 years ago, the world would be objectively better. Washington would still be called the Redskins and >we wouldn't have been a gutter team for so long
>>150836434is purdy or Brady the better draft steal?im not saying purdy is even close to being on the same level as Brady, but he was literally the last pick in his draft
>>150836436>What does that have to do with them choking in the playoffs?No one said they wouldn't choke, the anon said 3 won't be in the playoffs which is Herbert
>>150836318>simping for a zionist cuckCouldn't be me lmao
>>150836455>latch onto the first and probably only white girl you can get >she’s hideous, but you’re also ugly >can’t dump her because no other white girl would be down Sucks to be an ugly mutt
>>150836461I'm the anon that posted that. I was implying that the Chargers will be one of the teams that chokes in the playoffs.
>>150836459Brady is the ultimate draft steal but Purdy is up there.Honestly Dak Prescott is too, everybody forgets he was a fourth round pick and now he and Goff are the only starters left from that 2016 class.
>>150836447>oversaw and encouraged the replacement of her constituents by the third worlded hoard King John lost France, but Elizabeth lost the homeland.a fitting memorial for the worst monarch in British history
>>150835876The Giants and Chiefs play Sunday night with both being 0-2. They are at Giants stadium. I think the Giants will win and the chiefs will be 0-3.
>>150836396I was partially joking when I said that, but the niners are notoriously not so great when it comes to contract negotiations and I don't think he'd have stayed so cheap for so long with us. different front offices earn elite status for different reasons, and that's more of the rams' wheelhouse than ours. with us it's more about scouting.
WEEK 2 TIER LIST
>>150836473She has a great body though
>>150836318He shouldn't have murdered George Floyd with his bare knees
>>150836434>Chiefs at 70.4 in 2024>Still make the super bowlYeah… we fucking rule heh
>>150836457Whatever pussy they hand picked to replace him as owner would have changed the name by 2014
I'm done too
>>150836475Yeah that’s a fair assessment , also remember the huge controversy when Dak initially took over for Romo honestly dak gets so much shit for no real reason, he’s absolutely not the reason the cowboys can’t make a deep playoff run
>>150836318True but the number of people getting fired for saying something about it is nutsRight sure is sensitive
>>150836494She was a soccer player
>>150836494She looks like a prototype midwestern swift fan, I’m sure she fangirls and probably Taylor thinks less of her for it and doesn’t actually respect her White girls like that are insufferable
>>150836505Sam Hyde going >AAAAAHHHH SAVE ME CHEETO BENITOwas a pure KWAB moment
>>150836394I do not believe in Daniel Jones long term at all. However, I am fully willing to admit that the NYGs are so fucking incompetent and inept that both Barkley and him have looked like super heroes since leaving.
>>150836501Ban pushing the qb and they can still false start
>>150836505my personal stance is people absolutely have the right to joke and be tasteless ghouls about it, but if youre gonna do it under your real name on social media you absolutely should expect blowback i mean how dumb do you have to be?
>>150836501>Tush push bad because they move early!!!!Okay so if the Eagles don't have the formation and just go standard QB sneak how will that change whether officials see and throw a false start flag for guards moving before the snap? It's the dumbest shit ever if they move early call a penalty don't blame the formation because that happens on standard QB sneak plays as well
>>150836504I keep wondering if Dak will ever test free agency and try to go to a would-be contender, or if he'll just stick with the Cowboys milking Jerry's money until he retires.Part of me wonders if Brady might be able to entice him to the Raiders, I think Brady's always liked Dak and he'd be an upgrade from Geno. Not to mention, now that he's made all that money, playing in Vegas might be fun for him.
Baker Mayfield SILENCES Doubters as Bucs Soar to 2-0
>>150836518He’s already proven he can sustain a winning season AND win a playoff game with a solid line and running game around him so what’s not to believe?
You ever hear of the tragedy of Toe Burrow?
>>150836510I think it’s the opposite and she doesn’t give af about Taylor at all which Taylor finds refreshing. If you watch videos of Brittany she’s a lot like Kylie (both were soccer players too), she seems really grounded and confident and considers herself a mother above all.
OH NOOOO MY TUSH WAS PUSHED
STOP PUSHING EACH OTHERS BUSSYS
>>150836459you gotta consider what the payout is, not just the difference in expectations. the difference between pick 199 and pick 262 isn't nearly as far apart as pick 1 and pick 64. it's pretty common for guys picked where brady and purdy were to be out of the league within 5 years. yeah, the niners got a fantastic deal with purdy, but brady won the patriots 6 rings and established a decades-long dynasty.in order for what purdy did to even be comparable in payout ratio then instead of being drafted from a big 5 conference it'd be more like signing some 60 year old homeless druggie off the street they just happened to trip over.
>>150836501Post qbs that aren't done getting their tush pushed. I'll start.
>>150836531I would love to see Dak in Vegas, jerruh is a senile retard whos obsessed with keeping the brand in the media not winning games i mean, aubrey is only making 1 million a year. That’s fucking criminal mdallass needs jerruh to go away
>it's unstoppable>Everyone can do it>It's dangerous>The refs are badWhat will the next narrative be?
>>150836537Burrow is fucking Chad Pennington at this point. Great quarterback, in terms of passing ability probably the best quarterback in the league, but he gets hurt every single year. You can't rely on him, elite talent or no. As Bill Parcells once said, "Your best ability is availability."
>>150836558it's not highlightable
>>150836558i dont like the play and it looks like rugby not football thats my entire argument, its gay
>>150836554
>>150836497the average amount is 77 bro, you're bragging about overcoming being healthier than normal
>>150836558The next narrative will be subhuman Eagles fans crying when it finally gets banned in the offseason.
>>150836573Which rugby play, because it looks nothing like a rugby scrum
>>150836494It the mutt just ok with letting his wife twerk on camera for gooners? If my wife acted like that I’d be leaning towards divorce Is mutthomes dare I say, a cuck?
>>150836558dumpf will make a tweet about it wanting it gone
I think everyone should just stop responding to the mugged kiwibitch.
>>150836550you’re absolutely right, itd be a better argument if purdy could win a couple owls but i dont see that ever happening but he was an insane steal considering they also took lance #2 in the same draft
>>150836558How come nobody points out that Hurts' own physical strength is the main reason the Tush Push works for the Eagles but not other teams? Hurts is a fucking powerlifter, I think he made the state championships for it while he was at Oklahoma. The Tush Push works because of his considerable lower body strength that he gets from weightlifting, that's why he can do it and other QBs can't.
>>150836577>Eagles fans will be sad when the NFL puts Jalen Hurts in the same breath as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Bob Gibson If it gets banned, we win. If it doesn't, we win. Literally no outcome exists where the Eagles or their fans lose in this debate
>>150836558it being a violation like 80% of the time the run it seems like a valid critique. No idea what the refs are doing though
>>150836582Imagine getting blown the fuck out so badly you needed surgery, couldn't be me. KWAB
>>150836576>Bills 56>Commanders 45>Eagles 33>Ravens 16>Chiefs, at 70.4, were actually healthier than the others!!
>>150836505Nahhh I don't even give a fuck about politics, or the fact that some retarded zoomer raised by the internet shot a guy (happens literally ever week now) but the reaction to it has honestly began to radicalize me like these people are actually outside of sanity https://x.com/AmiriKing/status/1967994872423649444ive been watching the people who are getting doxxed on twitter and the fact that like 50 percent of them are school teachers (like the one above) is insane.
>>150836578>self reporti said nothing about a rugby scrum lol>>150836588I do not understand why other teams don’t get the strongest squat guy on the team to learn to take snaps and just do it as welli mean even with the eagles, youre putting the franchise QB at risk every time just find some random guy to do it instead
>>150836562>Burrow is fucking Chad Pennington at this point.I always knew he was fruity, especially after watching that Quarterback show.
>>150836277>>150836273Mahomes playoff record against all the guys in the top 5 is probably like 7-0. Only ass he hasn't whopped is Stafford but only because they never met in the playoffs.
>>150836592>A valid critique Of the referees. You don't call for a ban of pitch framing because Austin Hedges is really good at stealing strikes
>>150836590>The Offside Ride
Still crying?
>>150836611Which rugby play is it? Surely you can show us, and aren't just making shit up like a snake oil salesman
so we're getting rid of a play because the officials don't want to do their job?
>>150836624post gunt, edp
>>150836628>we
>>150836628We're getting rid of a play because nobody likes the Eagles or their fans.
>>150836531Vegas or... Los Angeles. Stafford's about to retire, what if Dak replaces him? Then the Rams could keep contending without having to rebuild around a rookie QB. And Dak would get to live in Southern California. Not to mention being in LA would offer him nearly as many marketing opportunities as being the quarterback of the Cowboys.
>>150836628
>>150836628>getting
>STOP PUSHING MY TUSH I DONT WANT THE TUSH PUSHED
>>150836628Yes, just like the holy roller or the tuck rule
>>150836588From what i understand, the only aspect of it that can actually be banned is the pushing from behind to help hurts.Its likely the iggles would still make a pretty high percentage even without the push part, because like you said, hurts is basically a glorified power back playing qb
>>150836554least gay thing he's ever done
>>150836628Correct. We need refs at peak efficiency and not wasting manpower staring at men's asses to call a foul.
>>150836630>im just here to get a cupcake!
>>150836628>weim not an nfl ownerhopefully these rich fucks will vote yes to get rid of it next offseason
Who asked for this?
>>150836628if refs are consistently demonstrating an inability to fairly officiate one specific play then that play should be removed for competitive integrity.
>>150836585if anything it'd be better to describe purdy's impact as changing how scouts examine low end talent by considering the possible ceiling of those guys. sure, kurt warner was undrafted, but he was also an absolute beast and there's been a lingering impression that that's why he was able to overcome the "sensible fate" of most undrafted players.purdy is comparatively unassuming, and people tend to believe that guys like him need to be good enough to be drafted high in order to really be worth investing into. brady pushed that envelope certainly, but purdy proved that you can be a bottom barrel prospect AND not an incredible talent and still be great if they really fit the team.
>>150836642Soft pretzels are so fucking good, bros. With the mustard, it's great.
Would you?
>>150836661me, now show me that tush so i can push it
FOX and CBS should alternate every week getting first dibs for their later afternoon slot. NBC and ESPN should alternate getting second dibs.
>>150836630IAYC :)
Patty Cuckitini
>>150836672honestly ive been seeing teams playing and getting alot of juice from late picks a lot more since the purdy pick so you might be onto something here with it being a scouting evolution
>>150836628>all the seething repliessorry your football team is weak and can't push or tackle.
>>150836677Why are so many Mormon women bogged?
>>150836644They succeeded on like, 91% of QB sneaks before they started pushing midway through 2022
>>150836027bradysknee owns you, kiwibitch and I don't even like that guy.
>>150836694They're part of a cult.
EDP actually posts here because it’s anonymous and I’m sure his Reddit account is banned EDP, you’re a fat pedohile loserThat is all
>>150836677>maybe 2-3 whites out of the groupgross
The NFL is better when the raiders are good.
>>150836700EDP is trump?
I just reality shifted to a world where the Chiefs are 2-0.Phew. That was a close one.
>>150836706You have never experienced the raiders being good.
>>150836700EDP has known about /sp/ ever since his first videos. Whether or not he posts here still is another story.
The vikings should have kept sam darnald or Kirk cousins
>>150836694it's not a mormon thing it's a rich white women thing. mormonism is retarded but most are nice and many mormon girls are very pretty. they are usually not bogged
>>150836698>owns youan Asperger's Syndrome paedophile can't "own" anyone kek. It'd be like walking past a special ed school and them laughing at how you walk. Get a clue, mutt
>>150836576>highest injuries of the playoff teams>erm ackshully the average is--kill yourself butthurt whiner faggot
>>150836677Nah. I like my psychos to be ethnic
Eh em... please fill this out. Thank you.
>>150836692you could say the same thing about how josh allen's year 3 surge made scouts re-evaluate their risk assessments and try to account for possibilities that maybe guys just need more time and are late bloomers. there's pitfalls associated with both the post-allen (hell, us drafting lance was how we fell victim to that) and post-purdy adjustments , but when such big success stories happen it's going to affect the meta every time.
I asked last night, after the Chargers tried to throw on 4th and 1 and missed, why they don't simply use the "broken" tush push play with their 6'6 QB and no one could give me a straight answer
>>150836716I just don't know what they were thinking, anyone with eyes could have told you McCarthy wasn't the reason that Michigan team won the natty, wasn't even in the top TEN reasons they won that natty.
Neither were getting them over the hump, Cousins was benched and Darnold is back to being Darnold. They are better off trying out Mccarthy who does look like shit but this is his very first season. worst case scenario, they roll the dice again in the draft
>>150836726I don't fall for September flukes
Top 5 teams in the NFL power rankings 1. Lions 2. Packers 3. Bills 4. Chargers 5. Ravens
>>150836739How has nobody overlaid the geometry calculations meme onto this yet?
>>150836743lol
>>150836726wtf I have to fill out another one?
>>150836712Just goes to show how long the product has been shit
>>150836729I know you're being facetious but some teams view the play as risky. Mahomes dislocated his knee on a sneak and the Chiefs haven't run it since. They do sometimes go with Kelce under center thoughbeit
>>150836739What about this? This was from around this point last season
>>150836743Many are saying this
>>150836743reddit
>>150836759Don't reply to me.
>>150836759Temujin I have to show you something urgently. I’ve been waiting for you to show up all day
>>150836728That’s a good point too, it’s like you’re reading my mind lol Allen was absolute dogshit for his first couple seasons, Blake bortles tier I just don’t get why teams still throw QBs to the wolves when it’s been proven time and again that having time on the bench is critical to a QBs success I mean Peyton fucking manning had nearly 30 interceptions his rookie season, if a rookie got to half of that in today’s league hed be a washout
>>150836718>It'd be like walking past a special ed school and them laughing at how you walk.New kiwi lore just dropped, boys
>>150836743Lions are winning the super bowl this year I guarantee it. Finally we got Hutchinson back and he was the missing piece last playoff run. If everyone stays healthy this is finally our year. This offense is unstoppable. Easily the best in the NFL. Now that we're healthy we will dominate the league
>>150836743
>>150836719last year's playoff teams are in blue on the right, they were middle of the road healthwise from that angle too. it's a dumb angle though, playoff teams tend to be healthier in the first place. imagine for a sec a hypothetical situation where the top 14 healthiest teams all made the playoffs, the least healthy of them didn't "overcome a bad injury situation" for the playoff run they end up going on right? same idea, just with the data I posted. the chiefs had better than an average level of health in the league so it's not impressive from an injury perspective that they went on a run, it's impressive for other reasons instead.
>>150836783Is Burrow going to retire the same way Luck did?
The colts being good is not some sort of big surprise in hind-sight Anthony Richardson is one of the worst QBs I have ever watched in my life and he went 6-5 as a starter with them last year>top 5 oline >top 5 RB>potential top 5 TE>Respectable Receiving corethey were always a locked in Daniel Jones away from being good, they will clearly win their shit ass division
>>150836785You are a bottom ten team retard
>>150836766And they are correct
>are in blue on the right ^_^
>>150836732To me, it's not even about selecting McCarthy, it's about letting Sam Darnold go when they could've kept him for chump change.
top 5 teams in the nfl right now that will probably have good snacks during the superb owldolphinsdolphinsdolphinsdolphinsdolphins
If the Chiefs start 0-3 I'll drive to an empty field
>>150835879If my backup is good, I'm taking JJ because he's just going to get hurt.
>>150836783Burrow better not be a pussy like Andrew Luck was and retire early. What a fucking quitter. Man up and keep playing through your injuries. Burrow huwt his wittle toe :( little bitch. Take some pain killers. Number your toe before every single game. I dont care what you have to do just so it and keep playing. You have 10 toes you dont need all of them. Hes going to get paid millions to sit around on his ass all day because he has a stubbed toe. Ridiculous. I cant call into work and say hey I can't come in today I hurt my toe. They'd fire me on the spot
>>150836792probably not. luck didn't love the game the way burrow does. luck hated constantly rehabbing injuries whereas burrow has unironically said he enjoys it
>>150836743>there are anons that will take this bait unironically
Temujin it’s urgent pls respon
>>150836824>I cant call into work and say hey I can't come in today I hurt my toeyou need a better job bro
>>150836778if the "why" is not rhetorical then the answer is actually pretty simple: teams KNOW it would be a good idea but they're not in a situation where they can afford to actually do the best options. if, for example, the average coach tenure was 20 years, then yeah you'd see that happening a lot more because they wouldn't be expected to provide immediate results and constant short-term improvement. the money involved in football now prevents that from being allowable though, so they're forced to frequently take risks. QB is the singularly most impactful position in football (perhaps in all of sports) so as far as risk-reward vectors go it makes the most sense to throw them into trials by fire out of anyone.
>>150836818
>>150836824if youve ever had a foot injury and played sports you’d know that it’s impossible to play with it my heart is praying burrow comes to Vegas once his contract expires, or he forces his way out
>>150836777>>150836836Leave my wife alone.
/sp/s going to be shilling for the lions next mnf cause Lamar is black, isn't it?
>>150836824>I cant call into work and say hey I can't come in today I hurt my toe. They'd fire me on the spotThey literally cannot if you got hurt on the job, which Joseph Burroughs did.
>>150836799Name another team that dropped 50+. And dont even try to say anything about the matchup. To prove it to you im pulling a baby Ruth right now and calling my shot. We, the 2025 Detroit lions, will not only beat the Ravens on Monday but we will completely blow them the fuck out of the water. It wont even be close. Cap it. 20 point victory. Easily. The Ravens are not slowing us down one bit.
>>150836762Then use your full back or third string tight end or whatever. a yard can determine championships. Bills would have won the AFC last year if they could do it. Im not being facetious, the question was rhetorical of course. If the success of the tush push is reliant on the eagles ability and not the mechanics of the play itself, it would be unfair to have it banned.
>>150836850Shan’t ever root for the worst fanbase in the world
>>150836850Lamar has won me over, at some point the skin color has to be ignored
>>150836860Lol
>>150836824>retard doesn't understand what turf toe actually ismany such cases
>>150836862Cowboys don't seem to be playing that day.
>>150836860weak b8
Why is this guy false flagging as a detoilet fan?
Burrow being stuck in cincy until 2029 is hilarious. These guys should really have clauses in their contract where they can cut it short and enter free agency in whatever offseason they feel like it. There's no reason that someone with the leverage that burrow has is stuck in a hell like ohio.
>>150836838Its a fucking toe. Im not one of these lazy ass gen z bitches who never wants to work. I actually warn my money.
>>150836876Team "you-know-which" is 0-2
would you rather have>your QB throw for 100 yards and winor>your QB throw for 500 yards and loseyour answer will tell me if you know ball or not
>>150836860>D-don’t mention that it was against the Bears! No countsies!!This is what happens when you play a real team. It wasn’t even a game Your little fifteen minutes is up, and you didn’t even get a super bowl appearance out of it
>>150836876kangz fans already broken 2 weeks in after the mcsharty injury
>>150836795duh sherlock, the colts were already a playoff caliber roster since rivers was there in '21. Irsay croaking was a blessing on that franchise, he forced his gm to pick that retard AR and meddled with his coach to unbench him last year
>he's STILL mad about a game over two years ago
>>150836846Number his entire foot then. Get out there and play. Shoot him so full of painkillers he doesn't even know what day it is
>>150836847Temujin is a man.
>>150836883Temujin I have something urgent I need to share with you
>>150836840You’re not wrong but youre betting your future on the present and teams get fucked every year for trying to do that Bryce young should’ve sat, darn old should’ve sat, fields and Caleb should’ve sat for instance. And thats just most recently For every burrow and mahomes there’s 100 ahkili(?) smiths and David carrs
>>150836828So burrow has injury kink?
>>150836900Trip on, Temujin. We know you're not.
>>150836873>>150836876It'a not even realltly believable. Even the Lions fans that think they'll win probably expect to give up 40 points.
It's a fucking toe. Man the fuck up and play.
>>150836868Again, its just a fucking toe. He has 9 other toes. Hes fine. There was an nfl player with NO TOES and he did just fine
jenny and temujin lesbot kissing
>>150836908Oh trust me. It’s believable
Temujin is female.
>>150836904sorta. he said hes addicted to getting better and when hes rehabbing injury that feeling of getting better is more noticeable and intense
>>150836879Burrow really doesn't need one. he could demand a trade and then have a back injury until they do it just like Micah. what you said makes sense for basketball, it's called a player option, but the problem is the way guaranteed/non guaranteed money works in the NFL, if a player were to exercise his player option after one year, that team could have 50 or 100 million in dead cap
>>150836885You don't win the game by having the most yardsWin every time, anyone who answers to the contrary is a retard.
Welcome to the watering hole. You come here to wet your whistle?
>>150836923Temujin it’s me again. I need to show you something straight away. PLEASE
>>150836861I'm not pro it being banned either it's dumb loser cope that wants it gone. I agree in part other teams probably can't run it as well as the Eagles do but the thing about the Eagles guards jumping before the snap is fair criticism. My push back on that is how will that change on just regular QB sneaks? Either the refs call false start or not the formation doesn't change that part
>the Chiefs and Panthers have the same recordHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150836914Nah, she hates other women and likes pussy ass white boys who get mugged like the kiwi.
>>150836909Yeah you try walking with all the ligaments in your big toe torn
>>150836886It was week 1 and we underestimated a good defense. We were still figuring shit out but now we're firing on all cylinders. The Ravens are going down.
>>150836909>>150836897It’s impossible, i wish i could illustrate it for you but “turf toe” is a bad name for itimagine the entire weight bearing side of your foot having torn ligamentsi played sports and had that exact injury and it’s beyond excruciating, you literally cannot walk even with pain meds because your foot doesnt work anymore
Funniest team this year is the Dolphins until Mcdaniels is fired
>>150836938Yeah but you’re probably a weak pussy bitch and I’m unironically built different
>>150836935>>150836938It's called being a leader and being there for the team no matter what.
>>150836933>and likes pussy exactly my point
E L I T E L I TE L I T EL ITE L I T E
>>150836918Makes sense why he is okay with getting slammed into or not asking for a better oline
Eagles fan.hoping Wentz does well. Eagles fans are big cunts towards him and he lives rent free in their heads still til they day especially amongst the bbc worshipping fag fanbase which is like 70% at this point
>>150836950Standard check down
>>150836938So here's cant scramble as much. Stand in the pocket and deliver the ball. He cant rush anymore but he can still be a pocket passer.
>>150836944What would ironically being built different look like?
>>150836945>>150836944Yeah he’ll just start levitating or playing literally on 1 leg lolit’s worse than a broken leg in terms of mobility, you can cast a broken femur but you can’t cast something that has to be manipulated for you to be able to move
>>150836903>youre betting your future on the present and teams get fucked every year for trying to do thatyeah but that means it's someone else's problem at that point, so they're willing to take the risk. if they succeed, they get job security, if they fail, they fall on their sword but don't have to clean it up. and in the meantime, they can use the idea behind it as justification to milk for extra time by showing that they're REALLY trying to turn things around. you can get away with almost murder if you can convince your bosses (the shareholders) that you are taking significant steps to increase share value imminently.
WHOA HEY WHO JUST PUSHED MY TUSH?
>>150836960But enough about your mother
>>150836942Who's ready for Darell Bevell's 3rd interim head coach run?
>>150836965I found a pic of him
>>150836965It’s just good genetics, I’m stringy but lithe like a panther. Whereas a dysgenic weak bitch like that guy is full of soft tissue and bruises easily. He probably bumps his hip against a counter on accident and goes “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”
>>150836964It’s a kind of pain that is indescribable tearing ligaments in your toes is a pain I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy and is probably only surpassed by cancer pain or giving birth
>Owie, my bussy is sprained! This generation of QBs is beyond soft
>>150836716sam darnold was done the moment the last two games of last season happened.
I'm completely mindbroken and rapidly going into a downward spiral
>Alhamdulillah, death to Charger infidels
>>150836743Lions are unironically better off without Ben Johnson’s goofy ass gimmick plays. That stupid shit cost them in some key moments in big games last years and ultimately a first round playoff loss.
>>150836879Unless they won a ring with said team I don't see anyone agreeing to that. Only way they can add that maybe is if they agree to forfeit whatever guaranteed money
>>150836994Go chiefs btw
>>150836965dat neck
Have the Chargers ditched those yellow pants? They should because they look way better with blue and white pants.
>>150836966Again, numb his entire foot until he cant feel anything at all. They have localized anesthesia
>>150836996>Alhamdulillah>ChargersI think he's on the Colts now
Why is Temujin being rude and disregarding my urgent request to show her something :/What’s the point of being a namefag if people can’t talk to you
Can the Bears beat the cowboys?
>>150837009Dis nigga never had a concussion in bis life
>>150836968it’s stupid though and you have to admit it, you’d have to think that ownership at some point would understand that I mean there isnt a team in the league that isn’t incredibly profitable, so money isn’t the concern here it’s just a lack of balls to believe in yourself
>>150837016The pants were only yellow because they kept pissing themselves under Staley
>>150836917Show proof
>>150837028Women are bitches but Latinas are in a whole different level
>>150837018That’s illegal under not only NFL but USDA rules bozo
>>150837028>What’s the point of being a namefag if people can’t talk to youthey think they’re too good to be anonymous. real answer
josh allen is a flopping little bitch btw fraudulent mvp
>>150836642I would commit pre-meditated murder for a soft pretzel right now
>>150837028Because she’s already my wife!
>>150837030What the fuck no way this nigga real
>>150837038Blue board
>>150836973DID YOU PUSH MY TUSH
>>150837079just leik jennys tummy ^_^
>>150837074It’s not inappropriate it’s just a matter of urgent import that requires her immediate attention :/
Anyone have the Russ moon ball with 30 seconds left? I saved this one not the other
>>150837034oh it's undeniably stupid. it's just the inevitable kind where people will keep knowingly making less than ideal choices because that's how the game is played. I can understand why it happens, that doesn't mean I condone it.
>>150837084I'm way over here, how could I have pushed your tush boss?
>>150837083
>>150837076Funnily enough he actually did get a concussion So much for neck muscles mattering in that regard lmao
>>150836764
Saints new primary uniforms are staring them right in the face
>>150836985Seriously. Wasn't there a player that cut his finger off in order to keep playing? From the 70s or 80s I think?
>Sirianni steps up and slings it deep...
>>150837126Ronnie Lott yeah. absolute legend, infinitely based
>>150837110his face looks legit mirrored
>>150837126Yeah Ronnie Lott had the tip of his pinky cut off
>>150837110this feels like some kind of fucking parody lmao>while you were out having fun, i was practicing the necc
>>150837000Which is why they're the best team in the league this season
>>150837127He thinks he's on the team aww
>>150837076Americans are built different
>>150837097youre alright tripfag, you know ball
>>150837140
Sometimes I feel Kyler would be better as a baseball player
>>150837140Nick was legit receiver in community College dude balled out. He'd fit in with the Eagles wr room getting 0 targets per game like the rest
I can thoroughly despise both the chiefs and the eagles
>>150837095here bro
>>150837127this might be the funniest thing he's ever done.
>>150837173Despise this bussy
>>150837176Malik Nabers is so fucking good bros
Thursday cant come fast enough bros.I NEED dolphin blood!!
Igglesbros any of you guys gonna help me murder Kevin Patullo?
>>150837187*pushes your tush*
>>150837188he is man, he is
>>150837176Legend. Kair Elam is always in phase but never makes a play kek same shit he was with the Bills
pushing jennys tush with my thighs
>>150837169
They should call it the bussy bump instead
YEA HERE WE GO
>>150837195why? run the ball chads won.
>>150837188In the sack?
The Kangz and Mccarthy will be fine. Once they realize they have the best WR in human history and everyone is healthy, they'll go undefeated and the dynasty will commence.
>>150837217Neither of these teams are Super Bowl contenders
>>150836216that link contains illegal content exploiting children, report it to google
>>150837230/thread.
>>150837235the difference is the eagles have a run game
>>150837230so much this
New>>150676498>>150676498>>150676498
>>150837247OMG 100 YARDS THOUGH
>>150837245Once they realize that this is now and forever a passing league, they'll never lose again.
>>150837219>here's an outline of all the asses
real new>>150837264>>150837264>>150837264>>150837264real new>>150837264>>150837264>>150837264>>150837264
>>150837256kek you got me good one anonUH OH STINKY kiwi status = plonked
I accidentally took one of my wives 1 a day women's vitamins this morning and now I kind of like how Caleb paints his nails and shit. Help.
>>150837227I am a throw the ball chad. A fuck it AJ is down there somewhere enthusiast.
