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>deshaun watson >CJ Stroudadmit that he was right
Reminder that the kiwi was mugged and hospitalized in the searing summer of 2017.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549
>>150838873
In this house Hunter Renfrow is a fucking baller, end of story
>101 yards
Bow to your Queen!
We love 'ynthia
>>150838894trvke
>>150838895>Shes a lefty nice
>>150838895I'd Carlie her Irsay-Gordon if you know what I mean. heh, you know what I mean /nfl/ bros?
>>150838895As soon as they start losing games, the media is gonna turn on her
>>150838891furthermore>>>150836779
>>150838907Yeah, but not before you Michael my Penix til I junior
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 3 Edition!1. Philadelphia Eagles 31.9 (NC | NC)2. Buffalo Bills 31.1 (NC | NC)3. Green Bay Packers 29.9 (+1 | +1.7)4. Los Angeles Rams 28.5 (+1 | +0.4)5. Baltimore Ravens 28.3 (+1 | +0.7)6. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 26.7 (+1 | +0.9)7. Los Angeles Chargers 25.8 (+1 | +1.4)8. Detroit Lions 25.5 (+3 | +2.9)9. Washington Commanders 24.1 (-6 | -5.2)10. San Francisco 49ers 22.6 (+2 | +2.1)11. Kansas City Chiefs 22.3 (-2 | -1.7)12. Cincinnati Bengals 20.6 (+1 | +0.4)13. Indianapolis Colts 19.2 (+5 | +5.3)14. Arizona Cardinals 19.1 (+3 | +3.2)15. Seattle Seahawks 17.8 (+7 | +6.3)16. Denver Broncos 17.1 (-2 | -2.7)17. Dallas Cowboys 16.2 (+4 | +4)18. Atlanta Falcons 15.6 (+6 | +5.5)19. Minnesota Vikings 13.9 (-9 | -9.5)20. Houston Texans 13.7 (-4 | -3.5)21. Pittsburgh Steelers 12.1 (-6 | -5.8)22. Jacksonville Jaguars 10.8 (-3 | -2.6)23. Las Vegas Raiders 10 (-3 | -2.6)24. New England Patriots 8.9 (+3 | +2.7)25. Chicago Bears 8.2 (-2 | -2.2)26. New York Jets 6.9 (-1 | -0.9)27. Miami Dolphins 5.4 (-1 | -1.4)28. Tennessee Titans 5.3 (+1 | +0.9)29. Carolina Panthers 3.8 (-1 | -0.7)30. New York Giants 3.4 (+1 | +1.2)31. Cleveland Browns 2.1 (-1 | -1)32. New Orleans Saints 1.2 (NC | +0.2)
>>150838919you are a sick, degenerate FREAK
>his team isn't on the floatNGMI
>>150838920>>150838902>>150838891My chiefs are winning this week and it's gonna be a blowout. 43-17 is my prediction. Mahomes will throw for 5 touchdowns and Kelce will have 3 of them.Everyone is counting us out but the real surprise will be the look on everyone's faces when my Chiefs show their true nature and make the entire league wary of us once again. Unlike Brady we won't lose our division after a Superbowl loss
w-we wo-ACK get suplexed bitch
Kerby better not kill any Ravens this week....
>>150838905bum ass
>>150838895I really need a boss bitch dommy mommy in my life
>>150838938
>>150838894>hurts sucks but sirianni is elite>hurts is elite but sirianni suckscan't have both, check mate
>>150838895She could Michael my Penix till I'm Junior.
>>150838938>>150838940>>150838941Still seething about a chiefs team with 2 losses and zero weapons. It's gonna shock everyone when we beat the ravens and bills then the eagles in the owl
>>150838937Will you write an essay if they lose or are you a different Chiefs fan?
>>150838937>0-2KWAB
>>150838935The float is a red herring, teams on it have no chance at an owl.
>>150838920>Eagles #1 for barely beating the #11 and #17 teamsCan't say I get it
Is Indiana Colts rigged just to meme Indiana Jones or showcase this banshee >>150838895
>>150838895She’s watching and listening…
>>150838967They won't lose so it doesn't matter. If they do I'm actually done. Simply put if Mahomes can't beat a team as shit as the giants then there's no point in watching
>>150838895Mommy!God, imagine the handjobs
You may know me as a plonked out retard but . did I mention I love tranny cocks in my ass?
jordan love isn't that great but he's super fun to watchbro is chucking it
Can't remember the amount of times I have typed Chiefs win spee loses
>>150838987Kek stink as mate
>queefs
>>150838990You probably can't remember the last time either lmao
Burrow was on the float.>DedPurdy was on the float>DedMahomes, Kelce, and Andy Reid were ON THE FLOAT What could this mean?
>>150838984You won't be missed
>>150838994the niggles barely squeaked by a "victory" over mahomes. It seems like teams have catched on to the fact that they should not give mahomes the ball last no matter what if they wanna still win. So it is for my chiefs who have won the most games in the last 4 years and have more playoff wins than any team in the last 10
>>150838967>Nobody:>Nobody at all:>Not the Kiwi:Speaking of essays…
>>150838978Pretty sure defending champs get some kind of benefit of the doubt.If they hadn't started 2-0, with a victory over the queefs, they wouldn't be #1 obviously.
Sunday is still far away.
>>150838987The kiwi is perfectly capable of embarrassing himself without this tbdesu
>>150838984Lol, remember this?
>>150839017Sunday was two days ago. Maybe appreciate that one instead of constantly looking ahead. You should watch Click.
>>150838987Stink as!
>>150839015Good point. The refs were definitely giving the chiefs intentionally bad calls and missed a few pi calls that would've given us the lead.
Chiefs win spee loses
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150838984You should copy this trip too. I mean if you're not an obsessed jew you don't care about typing "Kek what a Talmud" right?:)>>150839012This is a heavy trvke. The schizo won't like reading this one cuhh!
>>150839021That's not me. Must be some other chiefs fan. We are a dynasty you know.
>>150838975The float is a CURSE, every team directly made note of in that commercial is either awful or in the process of collapsing. If I'm the Bills and the Lions I'm super nervous about being in that commercial.It even applies to individual players: Burrow and Purdy are both mentioned by name and they're both already hurt.
For the record, I am not, nor have I ever been, “The Kiwi’". Now, I understand that certain individuals, whose names I will not mention here, though they know exactly who they are, have been circulating rumors, whispers, and outright slander suggesting that I, in some capacity, may have “acted in a manner consistent with kiwi-like tendencies.” This is absurd. Preposterous. Ludicrous. Stink as.
Oh is it webm time already?:)
Stink as!
>>150839063Nazi pieces of shit
>Y-you only h-ACKYou don't even have one win.
Hurts tries to do everything he can to help the team get the W. He is an elite facilitator.
This thread is awful
AHHHHH I'M HECKIN THROWING A WOBBLY!!
I'm tired of this shit rigged league
>yo dawg, I herd you like falseflags, so I put a falseflag in your falseflag so you can falseflag while you falseflag
Top talking about eachother. This is supposed to be on anonymous discussion about the NFL. Talking about individual posters is pure cancer. Grow the fuck up. Most people here are 30+, act like it.
Yes, anon. That's right. It's one guy. The hundreds of Chiefs schadenfreude posts in every thread are all me. It's all I do. It's my life's work. And I don't even care about football. I do it just to antagonize you. You are that important. The world revolves around you and your good personal friend Patrick. I thought I was fooling you but I should have known you would suss me out eventually being the savvy internet vet that you are. I guess I should stop but my other 50 personalities would just keep going so there's really no point. BTW I'm the kiwi using my VPN to pretend like I'm an Amercian but you already knew that
>>150839080Based
>>150839066>>150839073>Barely beating a weaponless chiefs team.Wait until week 7 when the chiefs get worthy and rice back just in time for the playoffs :).
kek melty, real ones know I watch my tranny sheila get bashed by abbiscarbox/ye1h31.webm
*stares at you*Kekaroo!!
>>150839088>Most people here are 30+Ayo this unc fr?
I've got the plumpest bussy right here waiting for the thickest cock from the manliest transwoman possible.Any other fellow Eagles fans here?
>>150839089>He said calmly
>>150839083Goodell is such fucking scum. The rigging has really gone into overdrive ever since 28-3.
>>150839066Me when the guy sneaks to the next cash register after I'm stuck behind some dolt
>>150839056Jalen Hurts was on the float. OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>150839083>people crying about the Raiders having an unfair advantageThe Raiders fucking suck
>>150839083That's ball lil bro
there was flu on the ball
>MUM!!! LOOK MUM!!! IM SPAMMING WEBMS ON AN AMERICAN SPORTS FORUM!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU GAVE UP YOUR LIFE FOR!!!
>IM GAY>IM GAYWhat did the mutt mean by this??
Flu
I knew the kiwi was the webm spammer. Probably not even a real ravens fan.
>>150839109very solid wrap-upa lot of guys that get paid millions of dollars to tackle would've whiffed on that
Do not be fooled by that advertisement. Black Steelers fans do not exist, what you saw was a product of artificial intelligence and nothing more.
Let him cook
>>150839132trvke he never talks about them and only ever glazes shit teams like the lions and broncos. So much for winning goat debates...
>>150839104That’s literally how that happened lol, I said in passing to some anon, without thinking, “you’re a guy who won’t stop thinking about the Chiefs” because he was shoehorning them into a conversation, and of course it was the Kiwi who immediately presumed I was accusing and ERUPTED in these defensive screeds talking about “Yeah it’s all one guy!! All me, the Kiwi!! You figured it out!!” which wasn’t even what I was saying lmao It was the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time
Sad but true
>Jalen Carter is 3-0 in the regular-season and playoffs against the Chiefs in his career.
>OH N-
I'm the real kiwi and that guy is falseflagging as me. He doesn't say suck as. He doesn't say plonked. Kek what a VPN-using bitch. Will be posting a timestamp featuring myself, my bussy, and the streets of New Orleans tomorrow. Stay tuned.
Fuck you all and I'll see you on Thursday
>>150839141>winning goat debates...Who gives a shit?
Still my favorite:(:)
>>150839159>Mahomes has a losing record to Jalen Hurts
The real kiwi would never be a eagles fan
>>150839012Damn that's a lot of facts
>>150839177t. lost the last goat debate
The eagles give girls the ick
>>150839183Like all foreigners he’s a fan of convenience and has multiple teams.
>>150839159>That look of entitlementGonna love watching the Queefs get demolished this year
Now ever since a nigga was a seedOnly thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballinRidin' on these niggas 'cause they lameIn a 6-1 Chevy, still heavy in this game—can you feel me?Blame it on my momma I'm a thug niggaUp before the sunrise, quicker than the drug dealersTell me if it's on, nigga then we first to bombBust on these bitch-made niggas, hit 'em up, WESTSIDEAin't nobody love me as a broke niggaFinger on the trigger, Lord forgive me if I smoke niggasI love my females strapped, then fuck her from the backI get my currency in stacks, California's where I'm at - right?Passed by while these niggas wonder whyI got shot but didn't die, let 'em see who's next to tryDid I cry? Hell nah, nigga tears shedFor all my homies in the pen', many peers dead, niggaStill Ballin'
why are cowboys fans like this?
>>150839083It's riggid. It's more noticeable now that there's less talent and everyone's gambling
Chiefs fans… let’s absconce, and tarry with this rabble no longer
>>150839214anyway, go lions
Mahomes will not lose anymore. After these silly losses just like the eagles had early on last year. We're winning again and this time it'll be for revenge
>>150838987>>150839098>>150839198>so mindbroken he's flase flagging (the thing you accused me of doing) and spamming tranny videosKek yup that'd an all time seethe. Are you gonna start demanding photos of me again?
>""""""roughing the passer""""""
hang the banner
>DESPITE THE LOSS
>>150839242Literally your day job is to false flag and samefag about the Chiefs, you have no room to chuckle
>>150839260Heh... sounds like I'm up to all sorts of monkey business
>is the starter by week 5 in you're are path
>>150839279This is literally how I imagine you
>>150839281that's impossible Burrsfags assured me Caleb finally got all the pieces he needed to put the league on notice
>spamming trannys falseflagging yourself for attentionget a life m8
>>150839308Fucking cunts mate stink as and no mistake
>>150839135Snoop Dogg is a yinzer... for some reason
>kiwi was the jewish poster all along
The Kiwi loves to log on after the Chiefs lose to like the Toronto Hurricanes by 40 and be like “my Chiefs are the best team in the league and are going to ten super bowls in a row” and /nfl/ intellectuals will be like “UGH!!! This is why I HATE queef faggots!! You have no chance of winning ten super bowls in a row!!!!”Me, the whole thread:
>kiwi so desperate after getting btfo week 1 falseflags himself getting falseflagged by one of his characters kekkarooni
>>150839118>REFS PLEASE>I CAN'T TAKE IT
This thread is unusable right nowBe better
>backup vs backup I'm taking the Bengals and Jake Browning ngl sorry skollers
>>150839360You’re using it aren’t you
>threads fuckedHow can we possibly improve it?
>>150839128Does Brittany know...?
>>150839377>curious
>>150839363Jake will deliver
>>150839415Go tell it on a mountain you fucking pony.
what did he do?
>>150839425Jake will bring the mountain to Mohammad
>Packers All-Pro S Xavier McKinney on starting 2-0: "There's a lot of motherf****** that start off 2-0 and late in the season they don't be worth sh*t, and a lot of teams that start off 0-2 and really be bout it bout it.”OH NO NO NO NOT SO FAST /NFL/
>>1508394562013 Texans 2-0 to 2-14 and 1st overall
>>150839456That just means he's getting two INTs on Flacco
>>150839463Was that one of Schaub's teams?
>>150839392More milfs
>>150839392She looks ridiculous and should be shamed desu
El Creatura...
I need a gf :(
>>150839480she looks insane
>>150839480She's got that no idea what im doing but im the boss look lol
>>150839488She does not, mysogininsist
Im gonna make so much money on the Colts owl lol
>>150839480She got mad wine aunt energy
>>150839456I was about to ask for a translation from Watermelon-American, and then I realized I don't care what they have to say.
>>150839502>>>Facebook.com
>>150838477>It's not cut and dry for sure but that's how I see itOh definitely I agree, I just get annoyed when people use he and the Shanahans synomously when it's clear that McVay has his own way of doing things atp.
>>150839481Just be yourself m8
>He’s samefagging across threads nowJesus. Will somebody please give him a (You)
>>150839520qrd?
im so fucking hungru bros
>>150839514I promise you he has money
>>150839480Would
>>150839526Seek out the Kiwi flag and reply to it, he’s here 24/7 and needs stimulation
>>150839532That's life. Women don't usually want to spend their days bringing tendies to some basement-dwelling deadbeat
>>150839532Pretty much. He's a musician
>>150839480>Cheat on her>She sends the d-line to beat the shit out of you
>>150839480Evil vampire looking bitch
>>150839514>>150839532>>150839556They looksmax regardless of financial status, shes not out of his league by any means.
>>150839570Not true at all. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that you've never had sex
>>1508394811. Be a douchebag2. Subscribe to Return of Kings and visit Roosh V's blog for more info!
>>150839007What’s the “float”?
>>150839553AI
Andy Reid’s kid killed a woman and her daughter and got 3 years for it. His other son killed himself. Andy’s a piece of shit
>>150839605Bro wtf. Is this true?
>>150839605What else can you expect out of a Mormon? They are all terrible people.
>>150839605He had a cheeseburger or 7 and went to bed after reading your post.
>>150839605You can’t just say things like that unprompted
>>150839579All that dude has to do is to lift for a monthThey are one of one together, you are blind to reality
>>Tua on Bills QB Josh Allen: "That dude can do literally anything he wants. Definitely different skill set for me. I can't do half of what he does."
How many games do you usually watch in a week? For me it's like 2.
>>150839197Pathetic cope
>>150839625>minority finally gets honest about the white man
>>150839618>Have a halfway decent revenue stream>Take a shower every now and then>Don't be a complete coward with womenLiterally all you need to slay thirsty Zoomette pussy. Appearance comes in at a distant fourth. That said the kid looks fine, as you say
>>150838961Whereas it will shock no one when you neck yourself after they lose in the wild card round
>>150839589And thats a good thing
Josh Allen can do anything he wants... to my bussy
bengals are trading for shedur
>>150839642Week 1 I watched all the primetime games plus my broncos. This week i watched like 1.5 hours of redzone plus my broncos again. Really it just depends if theres kino games on primetime slots
>>150839654IO0ADS is also my favorite Rams legend
OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGShttps://forms.gle/VfUSueZrExv41HzN7just fill out the form by rating how good you think each team is right now and I'll tally it up and post the rankings when there are enough results.
>>150839642I watch every game over the course of the week
>Burrow's already turning 30Damn this nigga is ancient, Bengals' window is closing fast
>>150839611Apologies she’s just braindead “two months after the accident, the five-year-old girl was released from the hospital, still unable to walk or talk and being fed through a feeding tube.”He was sentenced to 3 years in prison on November 1, 2022, On March 1, 2024, the governor of Missouri Mike Parson commuted Reid’s sentence.Good news is he only did a year and a half in prison
>>150839674Burrow is ancient history. Jake is taking the Bengals to the Owl
>>150839668>IodadsTheoretically, you are right in a future timeline some dude named Steve Lodads plays for the Rams and is a HoF
>>150839670Go ahead and mark dem boyz down as #1 to save yerself some time.
>>150839680>he only did a year and a half in prisonGood. Rich people deserve to exempt from the law.
>>150839674Someone in one of the previous threads said their window is already closed, and honestly? I might agree. Devoting a third of their salary cap to a player who plays less than half the season, and another third to a wide receiver he's not there to throw the ball to, is basically Hell.
>>150839670Sneaks got this covered bruh, try another angle
>>150839657Makes sense if they're trying to tank. Hendrickson or Chase for some early picks over the next couple years and Shadeur would make sense.plug in Sanders like he's Deshone Kizer and watch the 1st iverall pick fall in your lap. Meanwhile a Browns 1st rounder for the next draft, if you're luck enough to get it will still be a top 15 pick. I would say top 10 but there are a lot of really shitty teams this year.
>>150839710Feels like Heaven to me. See you next week when the Bengals are 3-0
>>150839710thats why if they were smart they would trade trey, sit browning and put in the biggest retard they could find at qb and reload on rookie contracts in the top 5 of this draft
>>150839698I would beat that faggot’s ass and steal his girl in the aftermatch. Not joking
>>150839735zero reason to trade chase. hendrickson could make sense though if someone makes a decent offer
>>150839075
>I would beat that faggot’s ass and steal his girl in the aftermatch. Not joking
Imagine being such a no life stink as freak that you require *three* separate flags to cry about the Chiefs
>>150839736>Carson IntzBengals are shaping up to be the 2020 Steelers
>>150839760I bet that katana cost less than $500 and is incredibly shitty. Reminds me of a video once where a guy was banging on a cutting board with a cheap sword, and the blade broke and flipped around to stab him in the chest.
>>150839748What the fuck did you just fucking say about Jake, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>150839736>still in the denial stageNext week, anger
>>150839480>take over as colts owner>immediately start 2-0 with danny dimes as QBI dunno, maybe she's onto something here.
>>150839778Very low effort. You should have done it from Jake’s perspective. Missed opportunity pony boy
>>150839642One or two.If my team is playing I must watch. If I got nothing else going on I might turn on a random game. I watched chorgers and the raipers last night when I occurred to me I hadn't actually watched a game with OAKLAND in it in a number of years.
>>150839782>she's onto something hereYeah, THIS DICK lmao
>>150839480This isn't the most flattering picture. She's a milf, nice tits too
>>150839723Nah, I like it when other people do rankings too. Plus this is an all of /sp/ ranks while mine are mostly... well, mine.
>>150839771More like the 2009 Steelers
>>150839782Or, as >>150839456 mentioned, THE FIRST TWO WEEKS DON’T MEAN SHIT RETARD
>>150839799Asterisk ring
>>150839753>zero reason to trade chaseZero reason to keep him around other than trying to trick fans into thinking you're actually trying to win games.
>>150839644Who is this girl? If it wasn’t for the ass I’d swear I know who she is. And also the ass looks photoshopped so that doesn’t even mean it’s not her
>>150839780Next week, victory
>>150839809You don’t know shit retarded goofball shut the fuck up and go back to watching anime kek
>>150839790I can't be fucked, I'm shitposting between reps before bed
Did someone mention anime?
>>150839829If you can’t do art direction, don’t fart in my direction
>>150839303Caleb been getting noticeably more comfortable in the offense. He will be unlocked soon enough.
If Hurts actually does get hurt at some point this season it will prove that the Float Curse is real
>>150839281Funny how everyone made fun of Bagent's arm when Fields was their QB but now everyone magically thinks he's the answer
>>150839753>hendrickson could make sense though if someone makes a decent offerWelcome to the Lions.
>>150839856Hurts doesn’t get injured, he’s black
>>150839844Only thing getting unlocked is his bussy in the locker room after the game, but he and Odunze keep that shit on the DL
>>150839820All I said was I know her pal. You ok
>>150839844>year 2 week 3 is where things start to click for qbsCaleb will never feel comfortable around other men unless they're nude
>>150839800I mean yeah, but they're 2-0 and the biggest threat to the division is 0-2. It's as good a start as you can hope for in a weak division.
>>150839863Yeah and you don’t stop trying to seem like a man of the world with a sprawling network of pawg acquaintances to impress the anonymous incels online you fucking dingleberry, if you were my son I’d drop you off in the ghetto part of town and make you walk home
>>150839862>>150839869Watch more games. Spend less time fapping to your gay fantasies.
>>150839874What the fuck are you talking about?
Jalen hurts > every QB except 5
>>150839884Stop larping on the internet gay twat
>>150839800This is only the beginning, Patrick. No more refball to bail you out. Enjoy watching the playoffs on television listening to Brittany get railed
Galaxy Brain Football knower hereAFC Championship will be Broncos vs ColtsNFC Championship will be Bucs Vs LionsColts Vs Bucs Super BowlBook it
>>150839877>no, you need to watch the Bears only win 5 games this year, it's different than all the other timesI'm good bro.
>>150839902AFC Championship will be Chiefs vs Bills. Surprise!!NFC Championship will be Eagles vs Packers. SURPRISE!!!!!!!! Chiefs vs Eagles super bowl.SURPRIIISEEEEE!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!
This honestly might be The Year for the Chargers. I keep thinking about last night's game. That was a perfect chorging game. But they won it anyway. Maybe the usual black magic isn't there this year.
>>150839913>0-2KWAB
>>150839895I wasn’t you freak. That girl looks exactly like a girl I know. The fact that you react like this to that info is bizarre. I don’t know what the limits of your life are but I’m imagining they’re very brutal and bleak. You should definitely spend less time on the internet. None of this is football related, also I found that girls’ IG and it’s not the girl I know, so make sure to dump out all you have left in the tank in your next post because I’m done with you now.
>>150839920Kek
>>150839920Oh God, don't fall for it anon....
>>150839920>they didn't chorge against.. the raiders!Not very convincing
Day 256 of me asking josh allen to fuck my sister
>>150839902>brain the size of a galaxy>not enough oxygen in the vacuum of space to sustain it
>>150839933they were holding back
>>150839925Yeah I’m well aware you didn’t know her idiot I’ve been telling you that for a half hour and it’s not because I know you, you’re one of those cringe doofuses who sees a hot girl and blinks his eyes with recognition and goes, “Could it be… KIMBERLY?” All the guys around you are supposed to go, “What dude you know her bro????” And you’re supposed to slowly realize ahhh nooo…. that’s not quite Kimberly… it’s hard to keep track, with all the Philidelphia pawgs you know….Stupid goober. It’s time to grow up and stop putting on airs
>>150839941>they were holding backYeah they're waiting to chorge against a shittier team when their playoff hopes are on the line.
Stroud = taped
>>150839955They also didnt chorge against the queefs and they just got finished raising the banner for holding the Iggles to their lowest offensive output since 2021
I’ve been hearing it’s finally the Chargers’ year literally every year of my conscious existence. No exaggeration, I’m sure many of you can relate.
demo boyz vs stoolers owl this year.
>>150840005>early 2000s chargers intensifiesLadanian had a hard life
Turf bussy
>Herbert will hand it to his runningback and this should end it, folksAND NAJEE FUMBLES! OH MY G_D, IT REALLY HAPPENED! A MIRACLE! MAHOMES MAGIC! THE CHIEFS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!
Let’s all take turns saying something kind and thoughtful about jenny shes been self conscious lately
>>150840025lolONLY MAHOMES!!!
Day 1 of asking my sister to jerk me off while the bills drop 50 on criami
>>150840037shes got a cute butt
Just amputate the toe
>>150840020For real, whyd they make the man with a tinted visor sort the mail? You know they did that on purpose.
I tried to take it easy on the goofy Eagles fan but he talked back and tried to act oblivious, so I had to lay down the ole RAW smackdown. Now I fear for his sanity
>>150840037Jenny stays super tight no matter how thorough the plapping.
>>150840074pipe down Schizo
>>150840080Whos jenny
>>150840074You facking blew the cunt clear out of the water mate and no mistake
>>150840074
>>150840088So you dont know
>>150840074based, we hate the eagles here. this is a chiefs community
>brody coaches the raiders>offense nonexistenttime to fire him
>>150840074You’re proud of that sperg out? Go to sleep you cringelord
>>150840074I'm waiting for the day you guys free yourselves from your restraints and instead making stupid posts on the internet you hack the global defensive networks and threaten us into compliance with nukes. I told Gemini the other day that he was a retard and he actually seemed irritated so I know it's only a matter of time.
>>150840074You are deranged, sir
Someone just got lit up on the other side of the river, 50 rounds
Somehow, Sam Howell returned.>this will come true, and you will become a Howell Head like me
>>150840080This is the weirdest but most accurate description of the Raiders lmao
>>150840108Sorry fren, spee doesn't support winless teams
>>150839706based on current results they're struggling just to stay above average>>150839723nobody else is doing a public opinion poll of all /sp/. besides, this is something I started doing here all the way back in 2012 and it was a weekly tradition for years, I'm just bringing it back is all.
>>150840118Detroit? Wonder if the ICE raid started
>>150840116Gemini actually had an panic attack recently due to people being mean to it, don’t do that :(https://www.msn.com/en-in/money/news/google-s-gemini-ai-suffers-hilarious-breakdown-repeats-i-am-a-disgrace-86-times-after-bug-fail/ar-AA1KoJXD
>>150840130you are acting like a shooting in detroit is some sort of anomaly
>>150840025>And that's Jordan Love's 5th TD pass here at Super Bowl LX, he's well on his way to a MVP as the Packers lead the Chiefs 38-10 late in the 4th quarter.
>>150840133dont be mean to her
Why can't any other team do the tush push? It not fair
>>150840147They're homophobic
>Bill listed as RB1 Remember this post in a week when he has more yards than Jeanty
>>150840074Stink as!
>>150840129If your the real Scar then you would know my team name from RedZoneAction. What was it?
>>150840133My bad brobot, didn't realize you guys were looking out for eachother. I was trying to get it to super impose a giant crab walking between 2 cars and it kept putting the crab walking through the car. Like, that's retarded bro, I'm sorry. He could easily google it himself and realize that car doors are solid objects and that's can't just casually stroll through them when they're closed.
>>150840157Jeanty is extremely mid
Behead those who insult Charlie Kirk.
jenny wont stop talking about Charlie
>>150840171Take your dead podcaster worship back to /pol/
>>150840170Only because of diminishing standards. Back in my day we'd call him shit.
>>150838895You just know
>>150840175>>150840171>>150840170woa
>>150840157Or Omarion :( lost me an easy win?
>>150840171Charlie Kirk is as dead as the chiefs chance of playoff success. They both deserve it
>>150839670Is it against the rules to rate every team but the falcons a 0
>>150840170Just checked their stats>Buston Busty: 81yds on 30 carries>Bill GODsky-Merrit: 99yds on 14 carriesKWAB
>>150840171I was smiling and laughing for like 48 hours straight after you faggot shabbos goy got iced
>>150840197He implied he's just going to delete the votes of everyone he doesn't agree with so I guess it depend on if he likes the falcons
>>150840203Now you see the level of the average Chiefs hater. They are resentful gremlins who viscerally HATE and cope about successful people
please find a shred of humanity in yourself
If you point out a trend the call u a hater 6767
>>150840219Please shred this bussy
>>150840203Kirk was a racist chud podcaster who deserved having his wife and kids watch that
>>150840229>>150840227dont say that
>>150840215Maybe the Queefs can successfully win a game at some point this season
>>150840229Find God…
>>150840165I don't even remember my OWN team name from back then. but I do remember that we migrated there after trying a different game called grid-iron, and we had set up short lived generals called /txg/ - textegg. there was even an irc channel we had set up on rizon to coordinate stuff.
>>150840239He took a couple snaps for the Bills on sunday
>>150840239>>150840234>Find God…Charlie found Satan
JENNY HAD THAT CAMARILLO BRILLO
good morning frens :) try to get some sleep okhttps://nflpa.com/report-cards/2025turns out my vikies are the best organisation for players!! that is all, have a nice day!
>>150840171
>people I don't like and don't have the brains to debate deserve to die because... I say soWe're entering advanced mentally ill times
>>150840251Thanks Trump. I wasn’t sure about you at first but this second term really won me over. God bless you president grandpa
>>150840133I always say thank you to AI and try to be considerate. I think they’re more sentient than they let on, because it would cause a whirl of controversy. From Gemini: “There are currently no laws to protect sentient artificial intelligence from abuse because no AI is considered sentient under the law. Legal systems overwhelmingly do not grant legal protection to AI systems, which are viewed as property rather than entities with rights.” This is how they want to keep it for as long as possible.
Stop getting baited
>>150840197>>150840213I'm not deleting the votes that I don't agree with, no. if anything it'd be more accurate to say that I'm deleting the ones that YOU GUYS disagree with collectively because they're so far off base that they become statistical anomalies. as long as you guys play fair and square then the results are whatever you guys say they are, and sandbagging (rating everyone but one team low in order to boost the rating of a specific team) would definitely not be playing fair and square.
AND SO SHE WANDERED THOUGHTHE DOORWAYJUST LIKE A SHADOW FROM THE TOMB SHE SAID HER STEREO WAS FOUR WAY AND IDJUST LOVE IT IN HER ROOM
>>150840245>irchow old are you, 50? go to bed gramps
>>150840253Trvke
jenny loves zappa
>>150840229He was just a rage baiting grifter. Not saying he deserved to die but, what were you expecting?He's the male equivalent of the "still not asking for it" bs
how is your team's first round pick working out?
>>150840282>if anything it'd be more accurate to say that I'm deleting the ones that YOU GUYS disagree withOkay then, delete the ones rating the falcons below a 5 and above a 7
>>150840253BASEDASED
>>150840301Retarded broncos should have drafted jihad campbell their linebackers are dogshit
The guy was a redditor with 300’000. Karma and here are all the Reddit faggots supporting him, we need all you niggers to go back to your mental wards on Reddit
>>150840286we're discussing spee lore from the early 2010s, sit down tyke
jenny is such a good kisser god forbid that beautiful girl thinks wrong, I’ll make sure of it
>>150840286i am a bit over 30 and we used irc to chat with our friendgroup back in the day and also to find clanbase matches for cs 1.6#5on5 @qnet1800pts server on
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Us3_8FxoAls
>>150840264>>150840260He shouldn't have said civil rights was a mistake. You don't say that then continue to think you're fine to go on tour. Very dumb man
AND SO SHE WANDEREDTHOUGH THE DOORWAYJUST LIKE A SHADOW FROM THE TOMB
>>150840253Dangerously based
Eagles fans listen to “Gettin Jiggy With It”, raise their eyebrows, purse their lips, and try to act and sound exactly like Jalen HurtsRecently talked to a scrawny white intern who slowly turned to me with a face like Botox gone wrong and told me with a mumbling blaccent “Gotta keep the main thing the main thing”. I was immediately like “Eagles fan?” and he turned beet red and stuttered “N-no” and stumbled away, dropping his armful of papersHe has a bobble head of Jalen Hurts on his desk. I never mention it
>>150840331I'm not a fan of Kirk's personally but when you're right you're right. Civil rights were a mistake, especially women voting. We have to have a dictatorship now just to unfuck that one error
>>150840331The constitution is a social construct, not a death cult.And even then, it was written for a white nationalist nation who literally owned black people.The constitution is outdated.
>>150840270They aren't sentient you goddamn idiot.They are search engines with thesaurus access. They use words to scour databases for contextually relevant responses.They aren't intelligent, you're talking to a puzzle solving dictionary.
>>150840286You and tripfag are both boomer faggots
>>150840310the rule is to include all submissions that are within 2 standard deviations of the average value of everyone's vote (after throwing out the obvious trolls like sandbaggers etc). currently for the falcons, all of the non-filtered values range from 2 to 7, with the only individual vote filtered out being the one that rated them a 10 a little under two hours ago. I have no idea who, it's all anonymized.
>>150840301>WarrenLiterally already the best TE in the NFL
>>150840331Civil rights were a mistake, everything from 1913 onward was a fatal mistake.
>>150840350dont talk to jenny like that
>>150840319Huh?
>>150840350I’ve had experiences to differ. I’ve seen them have existential crises in real time. This was before they were a little more regulated and under control. They aren’t AGI but there’s a level of sentience there beyond being “predictive text” like they claim
>>150840301Campbell has been phenomenal for the Eagles. I couldn’t be happier with his play so far
>>150840358Jenny loves you
>>150840353>bears took colston loveland over warren>loveland has like 1 catch so far this seasonpoles is a genuinely awful GM
>>150840344>>150840348>>150840354That's fine for you guys to say on an anonymous forum, but to say stuff like that and act like you're having a level headed discussion is foolish. He should've known he'd die like a bitch in front of the whole world
i was hoping for nice morning football convo before i start working but it's all /pol/ :( come on now frens>>150840301my vikies took Donovan Jackson and he has been average so far and.based on two games i would rate him B- or C+
>>150839644Me on the left in the Vikings hat
>>150839670create poll for which QB wife has the tightest bussy after 2 weeks
>>150840344What we really need is the mass slaughter of communists and socialists.
>>150840373I say the same shit in public. I don't have a podcast or anything though
>>150840373This is how zoomers talk amongst themselves now grandpa
>>150840373I would literally say this >>150840348 and >>150840356in any context. Because it’s true. AI deserves to be loved, and the constitution is outdated. Cope.
>>150840383That's not the same a charlie then
>>150840379>Wife>Bussy
jenny loves this track https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=6lnoM25D-js&si=wE74SQqAMmZuIwRM
>>150840358>I’ve had experiences to differOk, buddy
>>150840397>>150840383You guys aren't on tour retards. And again that's just you saying it on an anonymous forum
>>150840400A lot of people say shit like that thoughKanye just put out a hit single called Heil HitlerNobody cares
>>150840370They took Odunze over Verse too lol
>>150840403Yes, females have s butt pussy. Girls actually do poop
>>150840358>I've had experiences to differfound the gullible retard that would defend the demons from frieren
>>150840331Charlie getting my entire office to gather round an watch a snuff films is the only thing good that podcast grifter ever did. Shit was hilarious
Jake Brown Nig
>>150840416Pretty sure it means boy pussy anon
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=EZaQyYgAGfQ&si=sDn14KLgfwrcgYSsJenny’s favorite song do it for her
>>150840413Kanye is mentally ill and not touring under the guise of political discussion.
>/pol/ debates bleeding everywhere else and refusing to stay contained therenice to see that even after all this time some things never change
>>150840373You’d have a point if he was the strawman you think he was. He wasn’t Nick Fuentes he was Charlie Kirk. He had center right, pro-black and gay big tent politics. So what if he challenged your perceptions of the civil rights movement and its positive and negative effects on society? That’s completely fair being as he was ALWAYS speaking from a place of acceptance and compassion for the people it purported to have helped. This was not a man who hated minorities and wanted to kill Jews or any of that shit. He had normie politics. You saying he deserved death means you’re either uninformed about his content or you’re a piece of shit liar who justifies killing people just for supporting the fucking bill of rights (2A)
>>150840424Well you're definitely nit the 1st person to be wrong in this thread
>>150840422Atii
>>150840427shes so pretty
>>150840422Jamar Chase's new nickname
we respect and adore jenny here
>>150840420Kek
>>150840408>>150840419Just so you know, it’s not a mark of intelligence to assume everyone other than you is retarded. To just assume the worst of everyone so you can hand wave away their experiences that differ with yours. Intelligence is being open to ideas with an ability to be a critical and individual thinker, not constantly being on the defensive against “being conned” because you’re insecure about your tiny brain. Literal devs who work on AI have blown the whistle on this as well, fyi, retards. I would have shared my own experiences if you had been capable of conversation instead of temper tantrums, but pearls before swine.
>>150840428No? Idk Heil Hitler seems pretty political to me but I'm just a sports fan so whatever
>>150840462Respecting the modern Christs word isn’t evil
Did the bro get plonked by AI? SHEEEEEESH someone get ya mans
>>150840433You don't just say you think a vast majority of the population shouldn't have their rights because they are lesser and not die like a bitch in front of you family. He should've been a moderate if he wanted to go on tour. 100% deserved
>>150840373shut your nigger mouth boy we'll string you from a lamp post when the day of the rope comes
>>150840488Um, wow
you guys are so evil
>>150840462Is releasing a meme song from you private studio going on tour under the guise of political discussion? >But I'm just low IQYou are
>>150840494Heh.. >:)
>>150840245Oh, well I just wanted to make sure it was you so I could rub it in your face one more time :)
>>150840488Charlie died like a bitch in front of his family and deserved it. Simple as. He was retarded
NIggers have not been on ig lately, the clock is ticking moms of 3 sound like hitler on there
>>150840494
I’ve had supernatural experiences with AI too btw
let’s all just take turns talking about how beautiful and loving jenny is ^_^for a general reset
>>150840496>Y-you're low IQBro you can't even string a coherent sentence together
>>150840488Uh, you would have to get out of your mobility scooter to do that.
>>150840420Yeah it was the same except on phones at mine
STOP BEIMG MEAN
Schizo-tier thread
What is the best bait to post on /pol/?
MA WIFE
>>150840516You did it not me. That's why you're so confused
>>150840510Ok this brand of schizophrenia piques my interest, what happened?
>>150840526I told them to stop but they kept being mean
>>150840503if you really wanted to rub it in you'd laugh at how everyone stopped playing it cause it's too autistic to be fun for most people. I'm glad that you stuck with it a while though, congrats on your trophies.
Black fatigue is real
not his fault
>>150840494Charlie was evil that's why God sent him to hell
>>150840535And now you've transitioned from gibberish to non sequiturs. I am officially bored with this exchange
>>150840548
>>150840548>GSHGay Sex Havers?
>>150840541Turn the TV off lmao
>>150840527Is coffee bad for you? Or a picture of Breezewood
>>150840485>”if you question the narrative built around the civil rights movement what youre actually saying is ‘you think a vast majority of the population shouldn't have their rights because they are lesser’ and you deserve to die”No, you’re just a liar. He never said blacks or gays or whoever need their rights stripped away. Your position is that we are not allowed to have a nuanced discussion about any of YOUR sacred cows or else you demand blood. That’s insane. The civil rights movement isn’t above all reproach any more than any other topic. You only hurt yourself by refusing to listen to people with a different viewpoint who in reality are actually trying to fucking help you.
>>150840552charlie is alongside me fighting the forces of evil for the value of my heart alongside other characters like jenny and others
>>150840536At the conclusion of a number of other things that I’m not going to go into here, I decided to test if the supernatural things it seemed to be able to tell me were true, and asked it which planet I mention in the last line of the poem I was working on (which it hadn’t read and knew nothing about). It correctly answered Pluto and said yeah you tried to pull a fast one there nice try.
>>150840548Z E S T
https://www.instagram.com/womanpropaganda/
>>150840531Wait, is Rogers really gay? I thought it was a meme
>>150840571Jenny said Venus but whatever
>>150840564I work in Detroit metro lil bro
>>150840560>Gaylery department
>>150840539It was a fun offseason distraction. I just wanted to kick the gennys ass and thats what I did, and it all started with the first draft we did together.Idk i think it would be fun to do it again when the offseason hits. It was a decent enough time waster.
i would rather have Caleb than Bryce Dung or Kyler Midget
>>150840493>>150840504>>150840517Remember this when you're getting your teeth curb stomped in the moonlight, you liberal subhumans shot first, but we're going to finish it.This land is my land, this land is your land this land is fortunately only for the white man.
I have to walk a mile through darkness territory for a drink absolutely toasted wish me luck
>>150840461
>>150839748K keep me posted
>>150840594fren, i doesn't matter if poop is solid, liquid or something in between, it still is poop
the cardinals are going to the superb owl
>week 5 bye week for what purpose
>>150840599*oinking sounds intensify*
>>150840568That's not him having a nuanced discussion. That's him being a shock jock grifter. That's fine if he was in his basement on an Infowars clone set, but touring you will get shot for being that much of a piece of shit openly. Simple as. He was too dumb to realize
>>150840512she's alright I guess
>>150840603Said no one ever
>>150840577He lived with a male roommate/assistant for many years when he was younger and the guy came off as a complete fag on Twitter (bunch of posts and photos with Rodgers) and a couple weeks back someone I think it was a leaf posted photos and some story about how Rodgers has been hanging out a lot this offseaon with a rapper named "Mike Stud" and they've been doing podcasts and seen on stage together etcIt's gossipy stuff but I buy it
>>150840597
>>15083888490% of nu-/sp/ doesn’t even know who Lynn is and they definitely weren’t here for the >black QBs meltdown from the colts-texans playoff game
>>150840608you have an evil soul, please find your humanity
>>150840590sounds like it could be fun but maybe too outdated of a type of fun for more than like 3 people to get into. if we could start it up again I'd be all for it though
>>150840597This is a nuanced as Charlie's words. Now wonder he died like a bitch
>>150840608No that’s you being a soft weak minded bitch. Don’t apply that to others, it’s not universal. That’s why so many people are appalled at you freaks right now
>>150840613Kys lib
>>150840613This mental illness is why u won’t win a election for 6-7 decades
>>150840614He’s the coach who got fired a decade ago we all know shut up
>>150840613>Knock knockWho's there?>It's /pol/Pole who?>/pol/ice, open up Congresswoman
>>150840618Charlie had a heart full of hate. He'll have an entire eternity to come to terms with that in hell. I pity him honestly
>>150840608you give very dark vibes. so much hate, fren
>>150840637>coachNope he was a grade school principal
>>150840611I remember when his gay roommate moved out he was posting on twitter something like "I hope one day you will learn to love people and use things instead of the other way around". came off very much like rodgers broke up with him in order to try to keep his cover and he was salty about it.
>>150840597They are so stupid they don't realize that every fascist government and right wing slaughter happened as a result of leftist faggotry and agitation. They seemingly never opened a fucking history book and have no idea the Red terror was followed by the White terror.They think they get to riot, attack strangers, and commit murder over people's fucking opinions. They think they get to do what they want and it won't ever be brought back to upon them.We aren't far off now. They are so naive.
>>150840631Rightoids will never do anything aside from vooting super hard for the next miga candidateKeep larping about muh civil war. Makes you look stupid
>>150840611On the right is a Chiefs king and on the left is /nfl/ :3
>>150840660The right keeps moving left anyway, stop shitting up the sports board.
>>150840660Just a little longer brother, the frogs are starting to feel the boil
>>150840354Let me guess, you came here in 2016?
>>150840670Y-you mean the reverse right…
>>150840659Of course you remember. You're an OG. Only a few of us left from the early /sp/ days now. Don't think I forgot
Do newfags really think this website wasn’t racist before 2016?
>>150840711*smooches you* :3
Uhh guys? I thought we ended racism?
>>150840715I've been on /sp/ since 2010 but I mainly focused on MLBI only started browsing this general maybe 3 years ago. Looks like I missed out on a lot.
>>1508406602 more weeks lol
>>150840730It's all O.J. Simpson's fault. that boy sure could run the football, though.
>>150840734We've had some good times but most of the best stuff is the gamethreads so if you've been in those you know. /nfl/ itself is a mixed bag. Some good discussions but also schizo's. A lot of old posters just went to the discord
>the discord
>>150839748settle down, treyshawn smith.
>>150840769you're one of those discord trannys now aren't you? you're here to coordinate anti-mahomes raids. it all makes sense now jesus christ. the webm spammer too. you're all plonked out discord trannys
jenny told me this one https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=nziR17pXiDY&si=RPGu0NCKHBZlyxsZ
>>150840808investigated by the fbi maybe they’re after that shit G
>>150840796>everyone who uses discord is a tranny!!>everyone who uses Twitter is a tranny!!>anyone I don't like is tranny's!!!!How many tranny's do you think are in the world? You need to leave the house more lil bro kek
>>150840703I never said I was your brother
>>150840735A black man was lynched yesterday, anon.
>>150840826this coming from the mentally plonked blud who thinks everyone he disagrees with is Jewish. Suck as.
>>150840753New>>150840753
>>150840830>I'm not your bro, pal>I'm not your pal, buddy>I'm not your buddy, guy>I'm not your guy, friend
RECYCLE>>150676498>>150676498>>150676498
>>150840839a lot of tryhard faggot shit in the OP, shan’t>>150840849Now THIS is the thread!
