---HEADLINES---•Eagles LT: Tush push chatter makes 'blood boil'•NFL: Brady didn't violate rules in Raiders booth•Source: Vikings RB Jones (hamstring) hits IR•McVay tore plantar fascia on sideline during win•Steelers likely to adjust after kickoff return gaffe•Bills QB Allen likely to wear visor to protect nose•Savage, amid playing time decrease, cut by Jags•Bengals add QBs Clifford, White to practice squadSneak's Official NFL Top 5 2025 - Week 3 >>150838920###Scarletism's Official /nfl/ Power Rankings Poll - https://forms.gle/VfUSueZrExv41HzN7---WEEK 3 SCHEDULE---***TNF***>MIA @ BUF***SUNDAY FOOTBALL***Morning Games>GB@CLE >IND@TEN>CIN@MIN>PIT@NE>LAR@PHI>NYJ@TB>LV@WSH>ATL@CAR>HOU@JAXAfternoon Games>DEN@LAC>NO@SEA>DAL@CHI>ARI@SF***Sunday Night Football***>KC@NYG***Monday Night Football***>DET@BAL---HIGHLIGHTS--->NFL presents Every Teams Best Play from week 2https://youtube.com/watch?v=RS6vCY4uJXY&si=i1A01ya-wptu_Y0_>Week 2 Review from some irrelevant Youtuberhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=dFqeg43tGxk&si=NKeYv8SXSYHtZCwh>Week 2 Winners and Losers from a Colorado Conspiracy Theoristhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=RHggxllG_q0&si=TnoljEwvfJtHoACO>BONUS: Team Reactions from a Packers Pantominehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=mgSE5BOyba0&si=IS5A1_aLJI0Gri86Previous:>>150838873Go Rams!Thread Theme:https://youtube.com/watch?v=qGyhZ5ZW3Po&si=eyPcVbFQCxUTODLw
Detoilets SUCK
>>150840753>Sneak's Official NFL Top 5 2025Forgive me for the clerical error I wanted to shorten it for the genny but couldnt cause of constraints. It will be fixed next time.
>>150840753thanks for putting the poll in the OP so I don't have to repost it
jenny loves this trackhttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=iJJMxfznf6o&si=xhSXlkCkLlSnBCLu
The repeat is inevitable
what's this "jenny" spam?tired of these schizos
>>150840856You will get stomped by the rams this week
>>150840859celebrity?
>>150676498>>150676498>>150676498We shall be posting in the superior, non-tripfagged thread.
>>150840871shut up stupid
Fit like a pair of old shoes innit
>>150840871kekbased
What if mahomes dies?!
>>150840874Lameme will always chokeIt's science
>>150840865>>150840853YOU STAY ON MY MIND
>>150840876shut up you plonk'd homo>>150676498back to your self-made containment chamber
>>150840885phrenology!
>>150840880
>>150840885the prophecy has spoken spee will never allow that sperg to get ring so it will be
>>150840890Trip revival making ya seethe? You should've been here in 2015 lil bro there was about 40 regular trips if not more
>>150840892
4chan might actually be a cia psyop to turn people into retards. What is this slang? “Plonked” “kwab” “bussy” “suck as” Lexicon of the impaired.
jenny wanted me to ask what was up with all of those sores on lamar jacksons face and i tried to explain that they are contact scars and sores from him taking high contact plays but she still thinks rheyre an std so I dunno
>generational talent
My chargies will booty blast your eggles
>straight qbs
>>150840912stop being mean to that young man
>>150840908>being this crestfallen about board culture
>>150840908the kiwi has been trying to force the 'plonk' shit for a couple months so its fun to use it to make fun of himhe was raped and gaped in the sweltering summer of '17 down in nawlins btw
>>150840912Generational KWAB*
>non-polyamorous qbs
>>150840929shut up fag you make the rest of us real kiwi hater look like retarded schizos
>>150840927im such a brati cant afford to be so overratedi cant ever bewho you want
Patrick Mashanty
>>150840921Tits or GTFO faggot
im a raiderGOD and can put respect on the mutts name cant imagine the insanity that has infested this genny (not jenny) since I’ve been gone
>redbirbs mentionedMy cock is throbbing
>>150840936YoTruth had me up against the ropesAnd semi-conscious without no boxing skillsFear of it makes hair on my neck grow like minoxodilWatchin' the clock is ill when, faced wit the truthParallels observing, amateur video tapes ofTwenty-one top notch NYPD cops get illFill they minds not to kill still son, never revealedTrue feelings, we speakin' on the truth right now in itself is a healingSee The Creator, created existence and balanceAt right angles, unless it was conceived and statedSo whoever shall stray away from right lives wrongThe deliverance of the word false opposite of truth off courseSure as my slave name sendingTroy Donald Jamerson paves the path, enabling truthTo stay stable and cling to earth!Sorta similar to the way static electricity sting seeTruth brings light, light refracts off the mirrorVisions of yourself and error could never clearerThe truth is that you ugly, not on the outsideBut in the inside on the outside you frontin' you lovelyThe discovery of these things and all are well-hiddenBut when you in denial of self it is forbidden, that's the truth
ravens
>>150840959lost
>>150840959Choke
we are living through the American nightmare that our ancestors feared we would All that’s left is who’s side you’re on
>>150840966>>150840971seething
>>150840977Projection
THE BILLS ARE GOING TO TASTE DOLPHIN MEAT THURSDAY!PREP YOUR TABLES MEN!!
>>150840915wouldn't even be madCoach Jim is a national treasure
>>150840985not so fastmy black brother McDaniel is finna win
>>150840985inshallah mike mcreddit will be fired at halftime
>>150840985Low hanging fruitWinning against a team run by this guy is nothing to be proud of. It's like beating up your little sister
>>150840769I got banned from the discord for sharing a Sharty link during the hack. I was only trying to get everyone back together.
>>150840955His brother is the superior Bayless
>>150840988>says he would've taken the job at Chicago in 2024>they retain eberflus insteadking poles
>>150840908I've become quite fond of >clempusThe last few weeks. Quite funny :)
reddit has better football discussion
Sharty has better football discussion
>reddit reddit reddit reddit Fuck off.
>>150840997Yea I remember that. The mods/admins can be retarded which is why I only go on occasionally. I still lurk sharty and steal 'jaks though
>>150840880>REPORT / DOCUMENT ALL KIWI POSTS AND WEBM SPAM
I get the best deals on estrogen pills from Reddit
>>150841010>>1508410144chan is the best and I'm tired of you faggots pretending like it's not
I dont go on redditI dont go on twitter I dont go on discordI dont go on instagramI dont go on tiktokI only go on pirating sites to watch sports in 360p with delayed audio
my Berds are 2-0
>>150841037
>>150841037This is /ouryear/
>>150841037>Berds will finish ahead of the Queefs this yearCongrats man, you guys deserve it
>>150841034YouTube comment section actually goes pretty hard ngl. You can't call people negro Primate faggots but you can get a good pop commenting some spicy meme shit early on popular podcasts
>>150841050Sounds stink as
Test
First, we devour the DolphinsThen, we hogtie and rape the Patriots!
>>150841067Cringe
>>150841072what about the jets
>>150841067>TestHigh
>>150841080They're already taking a shower, still in shock...
>>150841088and the ravens?
>>150841094On suicide watch
Dem Boyz
>>150841045Ty
>>150840753Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 3 Edition!1. Philadelphia Eagles 31.9 (NC | NC)2. Buffalo Bills 31.1 (NC | NC)3. Green Bay Packers 29.9 (+1 | +1.7)4. Los Angeles Rams 28.5 (+1 | +0.4)5. Baltimore Ravens 28.3 (+1 | +0.7)6. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 26.7 (+1 | +0.9)7. Los Angeles Chargers 25.8 (+1 | +1.4)8. Detroit Lions 25.5 (+3 | +2.9)9. Washington Commanders 24.1 (-6 | -5.2)10. San Francisco 49ers 22.6 (+2 | +2.1)11. Kansas City Chiefs 22.3 (-2 | -1.7)12. Cincinnati Bengals 20.6 (+1 | +0.4)13. Indianapolis Colts 19.2 (+5 | +5.3)14. Arizona Cardinals 19.1 (+3 | +3.2)15. Seattle Seahawks 17.8 (+7 | +6.3)16. Denver Broncos 17.1 (-2 | -2.7)17. Dallas Cowboys 16.2 (+4 | +4)18. Atlanta Falcons 15.6 (+6 | +5.5)19. Minnesota Vikings 13.9 (-9 | -9.5)20. Houston Texans 13.7 (-4 | -3.5)21. Pittsburgh Steelers 12.1 (-6 | -5.8)22. Jacksonville Jaguars 10.8 (-3 | -2.6)23. Las Vegas Raiders 10 (-3 | -2.6)24. New England Patriots 8.9 (+3 | +2.7)25. Chicago Bears 8.2 (-2 | -2.2)26. New York Jets 6.9 (-1 | -0.9)27. Miami Dolphins 5.4 (-1 | -1.4)28. Tennessee Titans 5.3 (+1 | +0.9)29. Carolina Panthers 3.8 (-1 | -0.7)30. New York Giants 3.4 (+1 | +1.2)31. Cleveland Browns 2.1 (-1 | -1)32. New Orleans Saints 1.2 (NC | +0.2)But thank you for posting a link to it in the old thread too.
>>150841102My Tardies would beat the Philthydelphia Niggles
>>150841102Your list is all scrambled like your brain.
>>150840985It'll either be way closer than it should be on paper cause teams rarely play at the best on TNF or the Bills will win like 52-7.
>>150841079Stay mad
god, the bengals are retarded
Week 3 power rankings don't @ me:1.dem boyz2.3.4. Jdbrbfjdocodnrbtvtaizuhwbrtl5. Doesn't matter6.7.394871514. queefs
>>150841191@youStupid poopoo
I look like this and do this
>>150841219The homosexual energy emanating from this webm is something else
>>150841186It'd take a hell of a lot more than one guy to get Burrow to stop getting himself sacked
>>150841219Yeah here we gay
>>150841219>/sp/ clutching their pearls over thisIt's like you never played football not even when you were in school
>>15084133890% of posters on /sp/ have never played any sport
>>150841338It ain't that serious unc it's just a funny dance. Don't crashout like some goofy
I haven't seen this in awhile and it's my favorite /nfl/ picture so I'm posting it
>>150841374jej mind if I save it?
>>150841375Go ahead fren
>>150841379Thank you. I really really like this image
My boy Renfrow feasting on bum ass DBs. Just like old times.
i love you tardies germanon
What California team has the most white fans? I’m deciding who to root for.
>>150841454Arizona is close enough for you to root for the Cardinals.
>>150841435Incredibly based post.
>>150841454the San Diego Chargers
>>150841374it do be like that
>>15084145449ers cause it is still the largest fan base. 3 of their top 5 players (imo) are white too Cmc, Bosa, Kittle.
@Pacheco
The best play in football
>>150841860>The most successful play in football
>the play
>>150841454None. Any other answer is just an attempt to getting /pol/ points
>>150841860>le line up offsides and runEagles are speed running themselves to fraudulence
is bakey elite?
>>150842172no, because baker has the most rounded team out of every other qb in that pic. put him on the chiefs or bungles or bills and he'll wither
>>150842194He got fucking Browns to the playoffs, he'd succeed on any team
Baker's so good that even black coaches can't hold him back. Maybe the Kangz should trade for him, he deserves a better situation.
is he right?
>>150842257>Dov Kleiman>ever rightpick 1
>>150842257>igglesno>puckersyes>razercakesyes>chorgersno
>green gaykwapacktud
>>150841860how did calcaterra and barkley adopt to playing this play so well?
Yeah!
>>150842419COPEOPE
>>1508424190-2
>>150842419take away the illegal tush push and the fluke kelce interception and we won handedly
Remember not to rub one out this week before the big game on Sunday. 0-3 can happen if we hold hands in a circle and pray to Mr. Unlimited.
>>150842448>>150842419
>>150842453I'm gonna need ball-knowers to weigh in on "chastity to appease the sports gods"
Good morning fellas, my Bills are 2-0 the chiefs are 0-2
Rollin', rollin', rollin'Though the streams are swollenKeep them doggies rollin'Rawhide
>>150842419wow, the rare official cope
>>150842419very cool
>>150842448>we
>>150842594my dad's a season ticket holder, retard
>>150842610>we pay thousands to see the millionaire blacks in real life instead of just on our TVs!kek
Why are east coasters so lame? Gotta wait a few hours for the cool posters to wake up.
>claim to hate us but can't stop watching, talking, and thinking about us*blows kisses to the haters*
>usagain, kwab.
>>150842630My mom says Im cool.
>as the number of starting black QBs increases, the overall passer rating in the league increases this makes the /spol/ seethe
>ravens vs lions over/under: 51.5I feel like this is some kind of Jewish trick..
>>150842659Say something cool to prove it.
>>150842664loins are getting creamed as long as Henry stops fucking up
>>150842664no, but this is
>muttlover has now move on to graphs and >muhhhhh black qbs now that his mutt qb and team is shitkwamuttlover
>>150842660We all know that we are watching low IQ football when there is a black qb playing.
>>150840997>banned from the discord for sharing a Sharty linkrightfully so, faggot.why use the website that caused the hack?
>>150842660what the fuck happened in 2017?
>black qbs
>>150842687Okay what the fuck excuse me sir
>>150842687>the highest rated QB of all time >low IQ :/
>>150842679Both the Ravens and Lions are capable of hitting the over on their own.
>>150842697>"hey Pete, what do you think your odds are this weekend against washington""Gee, no chance of of winning lol"
LETS GO BANGLES! Comfy morning to you all with the kids on the bus to school
>>150842723>Lions are capable of hitting the over on their own.Against a bottom 5 defense then yeah they already proved that. Ravens d9nt have a bottom 5 defense.
>>150842737
How many schizos does this place have?
>>150842744Ravens defense is shitt. Ravens fan
cryions sure would know a lot about being bottoms
>>150842752I think 2 people and a few bots make up 70% of the posts here.
>>150842752I had a dream where a caterpillar emerged from JB9Toes' toe and it metemorphized into a Superbowl ring
>>150842754>Ravens fanno one asked; no one cares.
>>150842754as shit as you may think it is, the bears defense is much, much worse.
>>150842752All of them.
>>150842687this shit is why I can't come here, the mods need to cleanse every poltard off the site to make it usable
>>150842812there is a safe place for you, snowflake. it's called reddit.
>>150842812>I can't come hereThen how'd you make this post or even see the post you replied to?
>>150842812Does it make you feel like assassinating someone?
>>150842812Why are you black?
>no beer>liquor stores not open yetWatbdo?
>>150842941Mouthwash
>>150842812This. I for one believe we need more black queens posting here to balance out the racism.
1 more day until the twinsies end and dolphins go 1-2 beating the bills
>>150842812I wish this was true because I would post nonstop political shit specifically to keep you out.>>150842941gas station beatboxes 3/10
>>150842716>wonderlic: 13
>>150843023Standardized tests are racist
>>150842687it's always low IQ, football philosophy is dogshit
>>150842716Wtf Lamar already has the rushing record? how?
The Carolina Panthers
>>150842687probably a good idea to post this on your alt account
>>150843037He's one of the only guys doing it for like 10 years post rule changes.
>>150843033t. baseball statkeeper
>>150842999>tfw constantly hit on by black women when I was in the states but taken so I didnt fugg a single Nvbian queenBrehs...
>>150843109you should probably kill yourself just for posting this shit you weird brown faggot
Who the hell is Sean Clifford
>>150842812shut your faggot ass up
>>150843133>brown
>>150843042neither side won the Bryce Young trade
>>150843156he cute
>>150842999This
It's 3rd and 1, and the defense just shit it's pants
>>150843160Yes you are obsessed with subhumans, that is brown behavior, brownoid, captain brown of the brownsylvanian brown patrol.
>>150843215Only latinx obsess this much over browns.
>>150843174>guy that posts a tranny nonstop likes twinksshocking
>>150843195or tries to talk shit
Hey if we delete our posts in the buffalo thread does that lower the post count?
>"To win games, you have to win the games, uhm, not lose the game, honestly" - Mike McDaniel, Head Coach of the Miami Dolphins since 2022, in the NFL since 2005
>>150843217This. The man who must say he is white cannot really be white.
Is it true
>>150843250Mike McDaniels how do you win games?
>>150843254Yes you're correct that is how we know you're brown. One of many reasons. Thou doth protest too much.
>>150843264If you beat your opponent, it is you who really loses
>>150843264well first you have to take the s off McDaniels, then kill yourself>>150843276this but unironically, dolphins are spiritually 4-0 and on track to win the spiritually superb owl
>>150843228We should only bump it once at a time when it hits page 9/10
>>150843258probably, the nfl is dying
>>150843292Yeah it is under /pw/'s trying to make it to page 10 protocol right now.
>>150843258What's true? That the WNBA and women are annoying? Yes
>>150843258>the wnba is entirely subsidized by the nba>they cost money to existYeah sure thing bro
>>150843101>gas defense>huddle up to draw up gay slow plays>let defense sub and suck wind>drive diest. offensive "guru"
>>1508432942 more weeks
>• Gayest brownest faggot possible>• Isn't allowed to fuck his wife as she prefers dogs>• Bootyblasted so hard by Brady he sees him in his dreams.>• Once cried himself to sleep at night on the couch as Brittany would not let him back in the bedroom>• His kid may actually be Tom Brady's
>Bills Dolohins TNFThey need to get rid of TNF the games are trash and it's unfair to teams to have to play on a short week.
Who are the "subhuman filth" of your division?
>>150843349I'm at the point where MNF and TNF both have to go. Them sneaking games on saturdays and shit too needs to go. Sunday only, fuck you nfl.
>>150843349All games need to be on Sunday>but muh revenueTurns Sunday into more of an event and market it around "17 Sundays" or some shit and completely hijack the days through marketing then. March Madness isn't popular because the games are all dragged out one at a time
>>150843386But how else am I going to fill redzone with ads?
>betting houses actually put buffallo amd baltimore chamces aboves the 2 superbowl teamsWhat is wrong with these guys
posting it
>>150843349Thursday night football and Monday night football are not worth it. The only prime Time game should be Sunday night football
>>150843417hit em with that deacon jones, just heem a bitch
>>150843362Jets fans
>>150843393>back to back octoboxessells itself roger
With Arch just being a mediocre college qb, I think it's time to put an end to the "Manning dynasty" talk. Peyton was great. That's it.
>>150843438The youtube ads showing how you can tile games natively now is actually kinda cool and 100% should be a thing for redzone.
>>150843226nearly kwab of the week material
>>150843449are these supposed to be funny?
>>150843226>101 yardswheres the signtapper when you need him
> PFF was founded by Neil Hornsby in the United Kingdom
>>150843469>109 yardsNO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT
F R I S K Y
>>150843446Start at 1pm, stagger another game to start 20 mins later, do this for the whole schedule and the last game starts at 6:20(6:30) with a full 16 game slate. From about 3:30 to 10 during the peak of TV viewership time for the weak you have games in the closing stages at all times. There's a 100 things you could do
>>150842812It can help to just imagine how these people actually I look irl.
>>150843500yea like I 100% know both you and that guy are seething brown trannies.Wait that doesn't help that makes it worse.
>>150843485GREAT post
>>150842257The Eagles are the only team here I don't expect to choke.
>>150843510Bills are losing tomorrow sadly. It won't be a choke though. The Phins curse is so strong it has the ability to warp reality. Phins *NEED* to lose tomorrow badly so they'll win.
>>150843504You're jealous of my 13 INCH femdick
>>150843543jealous? no. that sounds horrible. I'm too tall to have a footlong, the blood loss would cause me to sell like dolph ziggler.
>>150843543>femdicka real tranny would've said gock
Reminder that the average poster in /nfl/ is heavily susceptible to recency bias, willfully ignores all context, and primarily thinks with their emotions because they're a maladjusted man child who never learned to think critically.
jj mccarthy is a bad qb, a faggot, and a pussy
>>150843570>i am le critical thinkerreddit is that way sir
>>150843570yeah you would think that you FAGGOT now SHUT UP or I'll heem ya stink as
HEEM this bussy
>>150843594*pushes ur tush*
>>150843578He just needs more help
>DARREN WALLER HAD LIMITED PRACTICE 2 DAYS IN A ROWI REPEAT DARREN WALLER HAD LIMITED PRACTICE 2 DAYS IN A ROW!>DARREN WALLER IS ALIVEkek he may actually play a snap for the phins this year
>>150843602The Vikings really fucked up their Championship window by not resigning Darnold, who they could have kept for chump change.
>>150843602almost like you shouldn't draft a 20yo QB who only threw the ball 10 times a game... in the 1st round
>>150843608I thought he retired to focus on drugs
>>150843602...wait does he legit have worse stats than tua across the board? what the fuck?>>150843634Yeah which is why the phins threw a big pile of money at him, they love broken retards to overpay....I hate chris grier so much kek
>>150843624GayGay being a starting QB at 22 while also being a dad is kinda insane. Like, slow down dude, you don't have to become an adult all at once
>>150843624Im not even mad about them drafting him because the throws they did ask him to make at Michigan were pretty high level throws. I'm surprised at the hubris of dumping a QB who was undoubtedly top 10 in 2024 while you have a roster ready to make a run and going with JJ who will need time to develop into a good NFL QB. It's insane how you're throwing away your championship window like this.
jokes aside, is tua done? based on the all22 tape from wks 1 and 2 hes making mental errors on every snap. dude had to get corrected by his center when he tried shifting the line for a run on a pass play.
>>150843701No, the phins are stuck with him until he heems himself or plays his contract out. 53m a year btw. Made 3m sunday.
>>150843701Yeah, the dolphins might eat the dead cap in a couple years and reset. I think Tuua can easily be at least a backup QB on other teams if they aren't nervous about signing him due to all the concessions.
>>150840753Sunday Night Football only on NBC
>>150843570You sound like a seething chiefs fan
>>150843718>couple yearsanon its a 4 year deal and he's on year 2 kek
>your team>prediction for this weeks game>whitest player on your roster >favorite moonman song
At this point if I'm the phins I make tua play offense and defense until 2028 so he's gone this year.
>>150843756phinscurse will make them win by 3SANDERS BAYBEEE I MISS THAT MOTHERFUCKER SO MUCH HOLY SHIT phins might be 2-0 no joke if he was healthy.Party in the KKK
I think the buffalo bills will beat the miami dolphins
>>150843756>cardinals>26-24 win>trey mcbride>bagpipes from christchurch
>>150843701yes. theyll probably end up a couple games shy of .500 and miss the playoffs, then have some tough decisions to make. i think they can offload tua as a backup qb or depth to a QB desperate team (look at the raiders or titans).
>>150843756BearsBig lossCaleb Williams idc
>steffon diggs got to raw dog cardi-b and get her pregnantit's not fucking fair. what does he have that i don't?
>>150843781brown>>150843769if we were in a normal space time continuity sure but the dolphins curse warps reality.
>>150843756>Cardinals>52-0>Kyler Murray for his Favstian spirit>no idea
what emotion is patty trying to convey here?
>>150843786>he not only wants to fuck the animal, he wants to breed with itsecret canadian?>>150843807its joever
>>150843807heavy dose of KWAB, they love to dish it but can't take it>all those chiefs fans posting about owning the niners>not a single one hanging around talking about the eagles
embarrassing
>You know, you walk out the door. You see someone that you know, and they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand.
>>150843824>facts are embarrassing retard
>>150843786>it's not fucking fair. what does he have that i don't?a bbc?
>>150843833They are though. Feelings are more important. And the Chiefs feel fucking finished.
Yep, I'm thinking about the Chiefs again.
>>150843842
>>150843842*pushes your tush*
>>150843851
>>150843855ok serious question how do you look at a creature like this and not get disgusted immediately?It mocking human features doesn't somehow make it attractive.Is it the same kind of thing as people who want to fuck the snake aliens from xcom 2?
>>150843865Turn on your monitor
>>150843870no.
>>150843807He should be projecting confidence and secretly but he isn’t. The whole team has had ‘off’ body language for a while now. The first time I noticed was when Jelce was screaming at Reid in the owl. there’s just been this dark atmosphere around them. Like when taylor swift and brittney mahomes were clearly not on speaking terms at that one point etc… And the team’s on-field performance has been on an undeniable downward trajectory. Football wise they remind me very much of the Atlanta Falcons in the immediate aftermath of SB LI. After that loss they still had a ton of talent and people all believed in them still, but instead of recovering they just got slowly weaker month after month until their franchise was in the toilet three seasons later.
>>150843701>hes making mental errors on every snap. dude had to get corrected by his centerAnon he's had like 10 concussions. Whatever talent he had when drafted is gone
>>150843865Monitor status?
Good morning /NFL/Bills going 3-0 imminent Phins will proceed to get stomped
>>150843884>Whatever talent he had when drafted is goneThere was none, he was a broken concussed retard with a bad hip BEFORE the nfl draft. There is no way a gm worth a fuck would draft him. Thanks grier. Reminder this is a guy who publicly talked about being beat by his dad for throwing interceptions when the same dad forced him to throw with his off hand since he was 4 years old.
>>150843835you don't know
Serious question for everyone:Last year, in the week before the superbowl, the NFL commissioner, president of the officiating committee, coaches, and players were being badgered, in press conferences, about why the NFL has worked so hard to force Chief's wins via obviously officiating interference. In a panic, the league flipped their support and gave the game to the Eagles (as you all remember, their first three drives all involved failed 3rd down conversions that were extended by late flags against the Chiefs. All 3 drives ended in touchdowns). This was, presumably, to undermine the accusations of compromised competitive integrity (lol, lmao even)So the question: are the Chiefs actually out? Was the league withdrawing their officiating support only for the Superbowl to get some heat off their back or do we think Mahomes has been wholesale replaced by Allen / Jackson in the current NFL Narrative? Would the league really give up on Swities like this?What's the greater pressure: placate to fans who have figured out, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that the league has no authentic competitionOrPut Taylor Swift on your Television as often as possible because Swifties nearly outnumber the number of fans who have followed the NFL for more than 5 years
>>150843807I feel bad for Patrick Mahomes. His athletic talent is clearly declining and I think he knows that his time on top is almost or already over. He's in the downswing of his career just like Rodgers and Russel>but muh refs>but he's rich>butI don't care. Anytime I see a player start to age to the point where they decline, I feel bad because it happens to us all.
>>150843896Yeah he does nigcel
>>150843870>>150843887>brownoid so bootyblasted he couldn't answer the questionkek
say happy birthday to the most accomplished QB of all time by the age of 30
answer this bussy
>>150843756>bills>40 point blowout minimum>Knox>>>/wsg/5975059
>>150843900Anon he never would've won a game without the refs kekThat "athletic talent" was never there. You could've won the same owls. Though your wife probably wouldn't fuck dogs.
Dolphins will put the league on notice tomorrow with a narrow loss to the Bills. They’re not THAT bad. The Colts are just juggernauts.
>>150843912they either 100% get destroyed or the curse activates and they win. Don't question the tequesta burial ground guardian spirits.
>>150843905>is better than tom brady with the best TE in NFL history>is worse than trent dilfer without himsad
>>150843919KWAB
>>150843919imagine being here
>in a world that didn’t lose its soul after 9/11
>>150843919Maye is too high. Dude still sucks with a good OL and Diggs lol.
>>150843933>no horse cock0/10
>>150843933so hey anon how does those magic horses work? kek
Rams are off to a hot start
>>150843803reading your posts these last few weeks reminds me of being a kid. Not because I think you're a child but your naivety regarding my berds. Remember Berds=Neverkusen
>>150843952shame stafford gets injured in week 9, though
Can you guess someone's team by which teams they hate?I hate:>Cowboys>Giants>Packers>Rams
>>150843971Commanders?
>>150843898Chiefs are being phased out because Kelce is retiring soon and Swifties are gone regardless as soon as he does.
>>150843971niners
>>150843969Stafford wasn’t on the float. Not happening. Week 3’s sacrifice will be Gayleb.
>>150843971Thats's a Niners hate pack if I've ever seen one.
>>150843962Neverkusen won a cup recently thoughbeit
>>150843971>Can you guess someone's team by which teams they hate?I'll go:>I hate:>BILLS>PATS>JETS
>>150843994Eagles?
>>150843971I hate all teams but the Saints.
>>150843994Phins
https://youtu.be/6zaKTCO98Ow?si=lqX4zmh2wojMs_yqThis is still probably my favorite non-playoff game for my Cards lmao
>>150844000kek'd and check'd it was a joke post>>150844005indeed
>>150843989
>>150844004Well you can't be a Saints fan, they hate themselves most of all.
>>150843992Aright we are Schalke without any of the success
>>150843994Titans.>>150844004They should have kept that trash ass franchise in San Antonio but they figured they could make a lot of money if they rigged a post-Katrina SB run for them.
>>150844004based, fuck your team too on principle
Bryce Dung
>>150843989Only those 35+ will understand this post
>>150843971niners>>150843994jetsMine>Eagles>Steelers>Rams>Saints
>>150844022>>150844040afc east isbillspats jetsdolphinshope this helps
Turf bussy
>>150844045Yeah, I know, thats why I said Titans.
>>150844045so jets
>>150843971I hate the Bucs, Falcons, Vikings, and Rams.
>>150844049>>150844050
>>150844056what race is this
>>150844063100% pure white castizo cubano bitchtits
>>150844063northerner™they come down to florida in large numbers and are weirdly racist not fun southern racist despite being mystery meat themselves. The boston variant is extra racist despite being extra mixed. Watch out for them in large numbers as they smell.
>>150843824>no turnovers
My team is already obvious but there's really only one team I truly can't stand and that's KC. Oh, and I simply dislike the Cowboys and Patriots. Teams I DO like however (outside of >my team):LionsSeahawksChargersJaguarsYeah, I know, nobody cares, disregard the new tripfag, etc
>Can you guess someone's team by which teams they hate?I hateCowboysChiefsNinersEagles
Ok this shit is cool tho ngl. Sucks that they’re the secondly worst run team in the league.
>>150843905>0-2KWAB
>cowboys fans>chiefs fans
>>150844075Packers?
>Galu Tagovailoa was a power-lifter who played defensive line.>At 5-foot-9, he isn't a towering presence. And as a lefty, he was a rarity in his Hawaiian family. That bugged him until his son came along. When a young Tua Tagovailoa didn't deviate from the dominant genes in the family, dad stepped in.>"You know," Galu Tagovailoa said well over a decade later, "I switched him to a left hander. But he's actually a right hander.">To this day, Alabama's true freshman quarterback does everything but throw a football with his right arm. Dad just wanted another lefty to throw the ball when son was about three or four.>It stuck.>"It just became fluent and he just grew into it," Galu Tagovailoa told AL.com. "That's the crazy part about it. I never thought I could make him adapt to that. As we constantly kept putting the ball on his left hand, eventually he grew into throwing the ball with his left."----->Back in 2018, during his time as a player for the Alabama Crimson Tide, Tua Tagovailoa shocked many when he openly disclosed in an ESPN interview that he had been disciplined by his father using a rather unconventional approach.>“If I don’t perform well, perform the way I’m supposed to, I’m gonna get it after,” stated Tua. He further added, “Just know the belt was involved and other things were involved, as well”.>Tua’s dad on the other hand had a blast confirming the awful behavior. He said, “I was tough. He can go 15-for-15 with four touchdowns, but when he throws a pick, it’s the worst game. It’s the worst game”.
Does this dumbass know QBs are supposed to throw the ball
>>150844098This is my favorite sack now
>>150844098RKO'd
>>150844098HE WON THE GAME
>>150844081too interesting Americans loathe that
>>150844098now post the all-22 that shows zero open receivers
>>150844098Uhm actually this was a coverage sack sweaty
>>150844051Saints
>>150844098No QBs are supposed to bait RBs into getting plonked
>>150844098Wwe takedown
I don't care about that red and white team
>>150844098Where was blood going someone come get yo boy
>>150844112Fun fact: if a QB throws the ball out of bounds, there is no loss of yardage
This shit is so fucking based
I genuinely hate ai slop.
>>150844122yea
>>150844161Just give it some time unc people hated iPhones and the Internet once too
>>150844171I still hate iphones and that you're allowed on the internet though.
>>150844161Depends on what kind of AI slop
Would Miami beating Buffalo save McDaniels job this season?
Wions
>>150844180Hate this even more than most simply because of how much it gets spammed places like here as "content" see >>150844186
>>150844182Ironically yes
>>150844182It is the worst thing that could happen to the phins so it is 100% what is going to happen. Phins will go 9-8 and do nothing and grier and mcdaniel will keep their jobs. I keep trying to explain this to people but they think this is going to be different.The only part that actually makes it different this year is they are making ross uncomfy and the dolphins aren't some money making thing for him so they gotta watch it. Make Ross uncomfortable he will fire you. Dude just wants to see an owl loss before he dies.
I like the slop keep at it slopdaddy
What does she know?
>>150844190mad at the wions?
>>150844190Casino isn't slop, newfaggot
>>150844209nah slopposters, only teams I hate are chiefs, jets, bills, pats
The Eagles win because they score more than the other team! It’s not because of a “cheap” play!
zoomers will look you dead in the eye and say they'd take Hurts over any of prime Lamar/Allen/Wilson/Newton/Vick/Cunningham/Young
>>150844174Well like James brown once said too bad
>>150844215>no this anime shit that looks just like the mass spammed ai slop is different you see because a bug made itno. all of it sucks.
Everyone loves watching the Chiefs play they are America's team.
>watching ape collide during September baseball season explain your faggoty selves
>>150844221Bryce young sucks you libtard
>>150844219*pushes your tush*>>150844222james brown couldn't post here he's blind dumbass
>>150844217>Refbabbies + jetsWhat did the Jets do to you?
>>150844215based, were you the anon that made this?
>>150844226>looks just likeAnon-tachi, put on your glasses
>>150844236baseball died in the 90s lil bro kek>>150844239>What did the Jets do to you?exist in the afceast.
>>150844236I dont understand the appeal of Baseball. Its too much like Brennball which we played in elementary school
>>150844247>you must like my cartoooooons!no.
Ben Johnson was supposed to make Caleb’s job easier, not harder
>>150844244No, I just have the same images saved because I'm a huge footfag. Pure coincidence that Botan became part of Lionsposting
>>150844221>all Black quarterbacks
>>150844261nobody ever accused footfags of being well adjusted
>>150844266
>>150844261>quoting people who don't existPlease... your medicine... it's good for you
>being a footfag AND an animefaghow could one man go so wrong raising a son?
>>150844226that is hand drawn tardo, go back to /tv/
>>150844226Retard.
>anon is a ghostspooky>>150844282...motherfucker did you read the reply? I don't care that a bug made it while chittering away on discord.
>>150844266>Burrow v BrowningSomeone explain this to me. They were playing the same game. Why are Browning's stats so different?
>>150844266elite jake browning
can you footfags make an edit for my bengals
>no no you see its bugslop not aislop its differentOHHHHH yeah, no I still hate it. Glad it makes you mad since you're going to nonstop post them anyhow.
>>150844266It's literally week 2 in a brand new offense that puts a lot on the QB and Caleb is progressing fine. People who don't watch him play or just want him to fail are catastrophizing everything he does.
>>150844300no u.
>>150844298>>150844294It suggests that Zac gave Jake easier throws to make
>>150844291>>150844302
>>150844316ok fine...
HOW CAN HE SLAP??!!?!??
I hate the chiefs, cowboys, ravens, and commanders and you don’t care what team I root for. Also I hate LA fans and Minnesota fans, but I don’t care about their teams. LA fans for being fake fans who don’t deserve one team much less two and Vikings fans because they’re gay lmao
Realistically, when are the Eagles going to fall off? Do we have to wait for Jeff Stoutland to retire?
>>150844315and browning still chose to throw in tight windows kek
>>150844319Yeah what are you gonna do about it? Miss a discord ping?
I hate>Niners>Eagles>Raiders
>>150844272I see, I think these images you guys post awoke something in me
>>150844325when Jalen retires
>>150844322now I don't wanna.
>>150844333Checked
>>150844266caleb is not a high ball iq qb and that's what johnson is used to. goff can goof but he's is a pretty intelligent guy
>after the game on thursday tua will be dead and josh allen will be defeated by the phins and you will all feel bad about yourselves.
>>150844325yeah but then Sirianni will retire and they'll get a real HC and be good again
>>150844330>Miss a discord ping?Nta but this is the second time I e seen you use this insult and I’d like you to stop teaching me things about discord. I don’t use it and the less I know about it the better. I don’t want to know what they call an alert. It’s bad enough that I know the basics of what the reddit karma system is, we don’t need discord tranny shit to be common knowledge here too.
>>150844336>When the bus rider retires Explain yourself
>>150844333It's always the Botan imagesAnyway, I hope the Lions rebound and continue to be good. I like them a lot
I should be an nfl qb head coach and gm if I wasn't getting blackballed by the league
>>150844369Based Denzel Washington
>>150844356love within divisions exist, this is the pudding
>>150844356damar hamlin cheated death in order to personally guide tua to the afterlife
>>150844380Look at Tua's face, he has the face of a suicide bomber. He knows he's not getting back up after taking that hit
>>150844237>>150844273shouldn't you underageb& be in school right now
>>150844352I don't know I think he has very high ball iq look at this webm it is clear he has worked with a lot of balls in his time
>>150844380Reminder that he did this in front of goodell and others it was a forced ritual.
>>150844075Raiders for sure
>>150844390>Caleb has a mother amd father who actually love and support him unconditionally>this makes /sp/ seethe uncontrollablyIt all makes sense now.
>>150844385>He knows he's not getting back up after taking that hitAnon he ran headlong into damar, HE hit damar. Damar didn't tackle him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0hcQaEIK_wThere was no tackle, even the title of this youtube vid is wrong kek
>>150844390I honestly think they try to make him do too much when they should just run him like Russ. Caleb is pretty good at extending a play and salvaging a drive, that's what he did in college. He shouldn't be doing high speed low drag shit
>Janitor applications are now being accepted. Click here to apply.
Why does Hurts caused so much unforced seethe?
>>150844396No anon that is legit his uncle the title wasn't a joke. I just like mocking him because he's a zesty gay as fuck moon cricket and you can't have gays as quarterbacks it just doesn't work. They are too soft. I'm glad he has family that supports him even though he's a degenerate faggot.
>>150843756>>your teamLions>>prediction for this weeks game87-83 victory >>whitest player on your rosterAmon-Ra St. Brown>>favorite moonman songn/a
>>150844364>leader of the team>bus riderWhen will people realize that the most important aspect of being a qb in the NFL is being a game manager? Especially when their head coach is a brainless Italian machioso and their OC is a literal janitor and it’s all on him to make the right decisions offensively.
>>150844402>Anon he ran headlong into damar, HE hit damar. Damar didn't tackle him.That's why I compared him to a suicide bomber, retard
>>150844405Cowboys fans and chiefs fans are overrepresented in the internet and Philly runs this general so they come here and cry when they find out it isn’t their hugbox
>>150844404N-n-nice soles, janny-chan.
>>150844385>that's it damar, stay right there>in a moment, nobody will remember i threw 3 ints in this fucking game>not...even me...
>>150844412Caleb is manlier and gets more pussy than you ever will
>>150844413i wish we had sun god, i like bitter petty wrs that want all the action
>>150844417Taking that hit suggested to me that you thought he was in any way tackled, retard. But I am also retarded it is true, seeing as how I am a dolphins fan even though this team fucking hates me. Fuck you too.>>150844421Anon I don't say this as a brag or something I have actually had sex with a woman, I don't think caleb has because he would probably find vaginas "scary looking" and "icky"
>>150844266Caleb is unfortunately terrible at football. It's an unfixable skill issue.
>Lions at Ravens on Monday NightHoly shit, they're going to get raped
>>150844405Cause philly is gay and he's a career bus rider
>>150844368Yeah this team needs to stay focused to cash into the superbowl before the core roster is gone. I trust our coaches but goff is such a volatile roll of the dice week to week. pass rush also REALLY needs to step up if we're to make a serious playoff push.
>>150844266>PFFslopMeans nothing. Fields stans used that shit for years to defend his dogshit play.
>>150844412>you can't have gays as quarterbacks it just doesn't work
>>150844432see this is what I meanyou're seething out of nowhere
>>150844427And by they, I mean the Ravens
>>150844427It's going to be like that Bills Lions game from last year where both teams will combine for 8 seconds of defence.
>>150844440bro wtf he's not fucking gay he really really likes losing>It's been 11 years since Aaron Rodgers proclaimed he “really, really like[s] winning” when asked if he was a loser — but the New York Jets quarterback is still frustrated about the question in the first place.>“I think I was upset with the framing [of the rumor] because it was meant to shame the idea of being a loser, and I have so many friends that are losers in the community,” Rodgers, 40, recently told author Ian O’Connor for his new biography, Out of the Darkness: The Mystery of Aaron Rodgers.>“I’m like, say anything you want about me, but do you understand these people are using this to shame the idea of being a loser?” the former Green Bay Packers legend elaborated. “That’s just disrespectful to all my friends who are in the community who don’t believe that it’s a choice. They were making it seem like you’re shaming people for being losers, when a lot of them, if you ask them, they didn’t ask for this life. ‘This is who I am.’”>Rodgers explained that he “want[ed] to go after … the people [with loserphobic views] … not in relation to me, because I could give a s*** what they thought about me, but that they’re using this to shame, like it’s a bad thing to be a loser. Like it’s a negative.”
Josh Allen needs to be traded to the broncos
>>150844426Nah, he's just Baker 2.0>>150844427Another shootout on tap, Ravens win 54-50
>>150844418Rams run this general, they've made half the gennys this year
>>150844427Don't worry bro the refs will protect the Ravens and stop the Lions from taking it that far
>>150844444i can't believe you've done this to the ravens kiwi will be in shambles by the digits alone
>>150844444>four fours
>>150844444YOU SON OF A BITCH
>>150844453You're blowing my mind. The Rams have fans?
>>150843756Cardinals20-17 win and will go down to the last sec like the last two gamesMcBrideIdk
>has QB guru coach>can't execute playcall>has Moore + Odunze + Burden + Loveland + Kmet + Roschon + Swift to catch passes>won't throw>has #4 offensive line to pass block for him>panics immediately
>>150844449ok I'll humor you, why the fuck would the bills trade allen?
>>150844444>quints
>>150844446Every time kek
>>150844457Ikr crazy
>>150844444well fuck
>>150844469Idk. Why would the Mavericks trade Luka Doncic?
>>150844466Who are you quoting, newfren?
>>150844444>those digitsWelp...at least it isn't a division or conference game.
>>150844444absolute state of kiwis plonked bussyhole
>>150844466Bears are just a cursed franchise. They will be bottom feeders for the rest of our lifetime.
>>150844444
>>150844484>Idk. Why would the Mavericks trade Luka Doncic?Literal league collusion to help LeBron & the Lakers.
>>150844469Nigger fatigue
>>150844469Because that's ball lil bro plus the fans all consciously agree he just isn't going to ever win them a bowl and Allen is tired of shoveling snow
>>150844460I know right? Took them long enough, but I'm starting to see signs of life.
>>150844496ok u rite u rite>>150844502He's the only person worth a fuck on the bills kek
>>150844495I heard it had something to do with some plan to build a stadium with a casino in it if some gambling legalization bill in the Texas legislature would pass
>>150844496i miss when twitter was just a backseat to facebook that nobody actually used and dudes like this would spam slurs
>>150844485This rage bait still works to this day
>>150844530OH YEAH WELL FUCK YOU BUDDY
>>150844356I remember this day. When Tua put Pacific Voodoo into Josh.
>>150844466You don't watch the games.
This is the week when Caleb gets more help
>>150844556
Josh Allen is going down tonight. He will no longer be the only qb in the nfl. Save this post.
>>150844566It's up>>150844566
>>150844414>their OC is a literal janitorSoul
>>150844442Why would I be upset? Good for him pulling the wool over the giga jew GM .
>>150842164Spot the ball. Where are the chiefs d line hands?You're a fucking idiot.
>>150842448Which rule is it breaking?
>>150844207How to peg an unruly player
