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>Wednesday 17th September
20:00 Bayern Munich v Chelsea
20:00 Liverpool v Atlético Madrid
>Thursday 18th September 2025
20:00 Manchester City v Napoli
20:00 Newcastle United v Barcelona
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After Covid, and now including the 3-0 loss to Man City, Manchester United have a goal difference of +1 over 156 games.
This is on par with Fulham, Brentford and Crystal Palace over the same period.
Below Brighton and Villa: +15, 21 respectively.
Below Tottenham and Newcastle and Chelsea, around +60.
Below Arsenal and Liverpool and Man City: around +200.

Man U’s goal difference since covid is closer to Everton’s at -57 than it is to any of the top 5.
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>>150847982
Hold on a minute, you're not Indonesian
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heard a story of the guy who played gandolf running around the set of Lord of the rings shouting "where's the patella?? WHERE'S THE PATELLA??!!!" before someone pulled him aside and said "Indonesian"
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>>150848174
i'm monegasque
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remember when i predicted chelsea getting battered with lots of kane goals?
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what went wrong?
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No but I remember the limpet predicting chelshit to win the league lmfao
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Another 3 points another good performance
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I can only assume Chelsea are focused on winning the premier league and have taken their foot off the gas when it comes to the CL, however I can't say for sure as I'm currently locked into the ebbs and flows of the atletico game
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did i just see liverpool 2-2? hehe
sounds like i should have watched both matches (not worth missing the ebbs and flows but still)
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>>150848607
Ohnononononononononno
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When Liverpool aren't playing against 10 men or being gifted last minute penalties they can't win football matches, it seems.
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>in da knees ian
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I was just going to ask if loaned players in a different country's club could still play against their parent club and there comes Jackson. Is that a default thing in the Premier League or does the parent club have to add a clause or whatever that says the player can't play against them?
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>>150848960
I'm not sure about if they join JF leagues, but I'm sure by default the player can play against the parent club in the PL and you need to include a clause that says they can't. There's only a few times the clause has been forgotten about.
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>>150848786
Oh Dave .... when will you learn your lesson?
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>>150848855
Make Indonesian sound like in the knees Ian. Actually don’t just play a record.
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>>150848854
ABLs never learn
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oh liverpool got one back? at least chelshitters lost
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hate these scouse cunts
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>>150849036
Huh. Wouldn't have bet that it was that way around. It makes sense of course but I don't think I can think of a single example of it happening off the top of my head
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mate
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Liverpool will be finished if they get hit with arsenals injury luck
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Just off yourself Dave
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how do they keep getting away with it?
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FIVE IN A ROW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>Kane (P)
Is there a greater combo? Also
>FOREST
LMAO.
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>Spend £500m
>Need to rely on a deflection
>To beat an 11th placed La Liga side in stoppage time
This is grim and I'm a Redman.
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>>150849237
All this to get knocked out in the Round of 16 again
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oh my days
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not bad predictions so far its got to be said
>>150819270
>17:45 Athletic Bilbao v Arsenal
>0-3
>20:00 Tottenham Hotspur v Villarreal
>2-1
>20:00 Bayern Munich v Chelsea
>3-1
>20:00 Liverpool v Atlético Madrid
>1-0 (95+5 (P))
>20:00 Manchester City v Napoli
>1-1
>20:00 Newcastle United v Barcelona
>1-2
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Big Fat Humongous Ange might be the biggest fraud of all time
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Liverpool (2.95) 3-2 (0.53) Atletico Madrid
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Pls everyone just ignore him. He'll seethe all night.
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>>150849269
COPE AND/OR SEETHE

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
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>>150849210
Honestly it might only have happened once because it was always the same one that got brought up as an example.
iirc there's a specific reason it was brought up to. Like the loaned player relegated his parent club or definitely scored at least and they lost the match. It was something like that.
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any Daves here right now?
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>>150849287
>>150849276
>>150849239
>>150849214
It's his first season, wait until next one.
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>>150849214
>>150849276
>>150849287
>>150849302
what actually happened was anyone watching?
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>>150849251
Hehe the postal service here is called An Post so that makes it even funnier
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https://www.redcafe.net/threads/liverpool-are-the-luckiest-club-in-the-league-and-it-will-never-end.474897/page-49

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/champions-league-matchday-one-16-1-25-18-1-25.489703/page-15
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>>150849312
didn't know it was happening only saw the score afterwards
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Atletico are shit and looked it but Liverpool made them look way better than they really were in the 2nd half. I don't think anyone expects anything of atletico even more but it's seriously worrying signs for Liverpool because they're conceding a lot of goals, about 2 per game at home on average, but also they rely so heavily on van dijk and have no replacement for him if he gets injured. This is going to be a long season.
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>>150849312
I was reading the BBC live text because I knew Liverpool would win. But basically
>Forest clear corner
>Swansea guy does a 'fuck it' piledriver heem shot
>it goes through all the defenders but hits the bar
>Swansea player gets to it first and kicks it into the roof of the net
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>>150848699

Eat shit! Enjoy spending your next days googling Indian Liverpool fans hahahahahahahahaahhha
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>>150849298
>Like the loaned player relegated his parent club or
Lmao. Reminds me of when Barca loaned out Coutinho to Bayern and he absolutely tore Barca a new one in that 8-2 game.
Different scenario obviously but it just reminded me of that.
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Liverpool will be 6pts clear come end of the week when Arse lose to Shitty btw.
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Those currypool posts clearly got to this bloke massively, don’t stop Dave!
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>match thread ends
>the stench returns
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Still think PSG will win the CL.
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large melty from dave as usual here
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>>150849276
IGOR FUCKING JESUS
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>>150849393
No Liverpool fan seriously thinks city can beat arsenal especially at the Emirates.
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>>150849214
They were leading 2-1 at 90 minutes. Absolute bottlejob,
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>>150849430
Except Arsenal are without their best defender (Saliba), best RB (White), best RW (Saka), Gyokeres is injured due to head concussion rule thing, Eze is shit, Havertz is injured (so no striker), Old Man Trossard is a bench bitch, Shartinelli is shit so their only good players are Gabriel and Raya and Rice. Who are all shattered. Barely beat Bilbao who even United thrashed. Barely beat Forest who Swansea (championship team btw) beat.

You're delusional if you think the team with the top scorer in the league already is going to lose to a team that is basically kids and literally whos.
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>>150848298
why leave monaco for poland?
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>>150849430
No Liverpool fan rates Arsenal
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https://www.redcafe.net/threads/liverpool-are-the-luckiest-club-in-the-league-and-it-will-never-end.474897/page-50

Melty going on in here because there's a LiverGod celebrating LMAO
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We really acting like Arterrorist isn't going to Stoke it up 1000% against Pep?
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>>150849483
is this AW pre-cope for when we beat you and erlingz scores a hat trick?
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Game's back
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>>150849522
its simeover...
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It's disgusting how jammy Liverpool is. Jammiest team in the world ffs
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>>150849505
Shut up 190 you boring cunt. Shouldn't you be switching VPN to the Dutch flag?
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>>150849298
>>150849379
Lomana LuaLua, was on loan at Pompey from Newcastle and he scored an equaliser against them:

>During this loan spell he scored in the 89th minute in a 1–1 draw for Portsmouth against parent club Newcastle. The result lifted Portsmouth out of the bottom three of the Premiership. This also led to a change in legislation with the FA introducing standard rules meaning a player on loan could not play against their parent club.
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>>150849505
No it isn't and I'm not Arsene Wenger either. I'm pointing out objective facts. City will thrash Arsenal. Haaland is the best striker in the league, possibly the world.
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Pep hasn't beaten arteta in like 3 years and a pre-collapse city still got battered 5-1 last season at arsenal. City aren't the same team anymore unless you're dumb enough to think them padding against united means anything.
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Yet another disasterclass for Wirtz
Watch how little coverage it gets. Two-tier reporting
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>>150849312
>>150849342
https://twitter.com/SkyFootball/status/1968419524710907971

That is a fucking BLOOT
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>>150849533
We're doing it all season baby
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>>150849573
damn mad one
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>>150849538
Ahh, so now it IS the default then. Seems really odd for the FA to step in and change the rules because of that though. Was Newcastle one of the clubs to get pushed down to relegation because of it? Otherwise it just seems like whatever. Or did the FA just really hate Portsmouth?
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>>150849533
nothing jammy about it
liverpool should have scored five and atleti's firstg should have been disallowed
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>>150849563
Robbed of an assist when Salah hit the post.
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>>150849573
>>150849623
ange is sacrificing the league cup to win europa
trust the plan mate bros
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>>150849623
If I knew how to .webm I would have posted it. Both are absolute rockets. Genuinely incredible turnaround under Alan Sheehan, they looked destined for the drop last season.
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>No Liverpool player had more touches in the opp. box (7), created more chances (5) or created more big chances (2) than Florian Wirtz against Atletico Madrid.
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>>150849537
was the melty really necessary?
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starting to think city realised wirtz is shit and bailed
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>>150849680
And runs ahead of the ball? We need that crucial stat
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>>150849680
Thought he looked much better 2nd half. A few loose touches in the 1st but he's definitely starting to find his feet.
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>>150849702
>£100m+ for "starting to find his feet"
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>>150849680
wow must have been at least a couple of goal contributions from that
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>Virgil van Dijk has now scored 25 headed goals for Liverpool - six more than any other defender has managed across Europe's big-five leagues since van Dijk's Liverpool debut in January 2018.
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>>150849664
i got you
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I remember seeing this exact sort of cope over Nunez in his first season. 'oh he could've done this if that happened' and all that shite. Wirtz is even more expensive, visibly worse, and no Scouser wants to admit it.
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>>150849708
Thanks. Whoosh.
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>>150849728
they never really admitted it with poonez, they just tried to frame their record signing as some sort of cult figure then binned him off when this bald retard came in
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And to think Chelsea fans adopted Arselels #PrayForBayern motto before the game
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Some kino before bedtime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf7y0j3ngf4
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>>150849739
lel yeah I suppose so but there was a tacit acceptance when they started pushing him out of the club
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>>150849710
True. Such a shame his contract finishes in October :( wait.....it's 5 years
But he's costing us games :( OH WAIT 5 wins from 5. Suck my anus :)
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Simeone? More like Simeonahole, amirite fellas?
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>>150849748
>that thumbnail
No thank you.
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>>150849739
For me? It was when the media started back tracking and said Nunez wasn't even in their top 3 most expensive signings despite being far and away their most expensive signing (at the time, they've set two British records since then because they're a club who famously don't spend money and have a socialist ethos).
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>>150849769
Fucking hell you're actually crying.
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>>150849744
That Chelsea centre back pairing is absolute wank
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>>150849775
I don't get it. Why would he be on a hole?
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>>150849492
who said I did
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>>150849796
Course I am lad hahahahahhaha
5 wins from 5. Keep seething :)
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>>150849855
>£100m+ for "potential"
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>>150849855
is there a trophy for that la?
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>>150849871
Well there's the PL that we hold, that's quite nice. And you??????
>>150849869
Oh yeah sorry it's way better to be amazing straight away and end up being total shit. Bet you're the type of mong that thinks Madueke is all of a sudden a good signing, LOL.
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Wirtzbros, Isak almost unlocked him today, it's looking positive
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>>150849913
is there a trophy for winning 4 league matches la?
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>>150849913
>Oh yeah sorry it's way better to be amazing straight away and end up being total shit
Normal people would expect a player that costs £100m to hit the ground running immediately.
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Is Arteta just a Simeone with a bigger budget?
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>>150849924
No but there's a trophy for being top after 38. I should know I was at the parade :)

>>150849947
Come see me in the spring you silly goose. KEEP SEETHING THOUGH, ABLSISSY
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>>150849971
what trophy did you get for winning 4 league matches? was it worth 500m quid?
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>>150849970
No, stupid thing to say. Simeone at least won at some point.
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>>150849971
>no response
You claim I'm seething yet you're having an absolute meltdown.
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>>150849981
>>150849990
>This level of cope
Sad to see 2bh. You need to accept the life of an ABL is no life at all.
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>>150849947
>normal people are retards
illuminating post
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>>150850005
>>150850009
>Liverpool fans can't accept that any club paying £100m for "potential" is a rip-off
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Wirtz is shit. It's not a debate, don't let the Scousers try and frame it as one.
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>>150849981
>>150849947
not my money :)
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kek this liverpoo paki is going to be steaming for days
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>>150850063
>this retard with his "transfer fees are entirely meaningless" argument again
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>>150850027
surely you don't think that they paid that much for 5 matches, do you?
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>>150850076
is it your money? it's certainly not my money :)
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What do you think Wirtz spends his 12 mil £ annual salary on? Like sure a big house and car. But then what?
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he keeps getting better. Good to see
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>>150850070
Why is he so mad?
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>>150850092
By that logic you can't judge the worth of any transfer at all.
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>>150850118
Yes. I rate players purely on their football. Because, you see, it's not my money :)
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>>150850100
006 in competitive games? Just need one more
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>>150850096
He has the biggest sex dungeon on Merseyside but uses it for the smallest people (he’s a pedophile as well as being shit at football)
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cmon lads, we're all adults here.
let's just it give it to liverpoo here, they played the game with heart and came out on top.
it was a fun game as a neutral anyway.
no need for this prolonged melty
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Liverpool customers must be the only ones who seethe whether the club wins, loses, or draws.
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>>150850128
he has an assist in his first game you spastic
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>>150850143
Arsenal.
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I like how Liverpool fans have already devolved to the ultimate cope of
>who cares if we wasted £120M? It’s not MY £120M
With wirtz after just 6 games
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>>150850144
005 in competitive games then. Charity shield is a glorified friendly :)
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>Now they're counting stats in friendlies
HOLY FUCK LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>150850143
> Dave must be the only one who seethes whether Liverpool wins, loses, or draws
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gravenberch is so fucking good
and only 23, pretty crazy. slot unlocked him well
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>>150850126
>I rate players purely on their football.
So in your mind every player has joined a club for free and the mere concept of "value for money" is non-existent.
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citymong HATES when you point out that money means nothing to normal football fans because money is the only thing his "club" has kek
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>ABLs are so desperate they're trying to find little rays of light in Liverpool's 5 wins from 5
Holy fucking shit lmao. What are they going to do when >we win the treble?
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>>150850158
>slot unlocked him
Needs locking up in a cage along with most of the team like the monkey niggers they are
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>>150850158
He's average af tbf and I say this as a Red. He's Mac with a tan.
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>>150850162
Did you not read my reply? Why are you still hitting me with "So you think..."? I told you what I think already. You shouldn't be confused anymore lol.
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>>150850162
Come on, you’re expecting a scouser to understand the value of money
He’s never worked a day in his life and relies on bennies (our taxes)
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>>150850174
He's no Manuel Ugarte that's for sure. Am I right lad?
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mad how Liverpool have never lost a game with Wirtz in the team
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>>150850163
>money means nothing to normal football fans
This has to be trolling.
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>>150850174
>I say this as a Red.
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>>150850185
you seem to be under the impression this general isnt majority on bennies
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>>150850192
Mad how he’s never scored or assisted for them and he’s their starting 10
007 soon come
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>dave fully mindbroken again to the point of being racism outside of /b/
kek i hope liverpool win every game with 90+ min winners for the whole season
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>Liverpool beat Atletico Madrid in the first game of the Champions League group stage
>Somehow a Homeless schizophrenic on the streets of Manchester who's shit team isn't even in Europe most affected
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>>150850209
Do they have bennies in cote d’ ivorie?
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>>150850176
Just trying to establish how you think because it's completely alien. Never encountered someone who is somehow completely ignorant of money in football.
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>>150850214
Remind me, racism outside of /b/ is a bannable offence, no?
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>>150850231
I'm not "ignorant" of it. I just don't care about it. After all, it's not my money :)
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>>150850214
>reeeeee im gonna tell mummy on you you’re doing a raycism
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>>150850217
i (ai) made that pic :)
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Corr Dave is having a real melty tonight
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>>150850235
So you don't care when clubs increase ticket prices for example?
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>>150850253
:)
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>>150850264
Not my money I never go to games :)
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>1 minute and 1 second between posts
You can switch between capital and non-capital letters but you ain't fooling no one la
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I think nwaneri is better than wirtz desu
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what happened with simeone anyway? i had to watch on my phone at work. seemed like he got flipped off and was showing the middle finger to the 4th official to show what the guys in the stands were doing? don't bongs do the V sign anyway
whole thing looked confusing. and very funny
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>>150850273
And that explains it. You're just a plastic.
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>>150850212
Unlike Manchester United, liverpool do not play with 3 #10s. Wirtz is at most the fourth most-advanced player, rather like your Dorgus, your Dalots, your Manuel Ugartes
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unbelievable that we have to pretend this cunt isnt the biggest flop in the history of the league
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>>150850292
Some of journos still have integrity if you can believe that
>https://www.forbes.com/sites/zakgarnerpurkis/2025/06/30/media-shows-liverpool-fc-bias-with-150-million-florian-wirtz-coverage/
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Kerkez already benched by based Robbo I see
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>>150850290
>Manchester United out of nowhere
I don’t support them but hated adored never ignored still living in your head rent free even on a night you won in Europe and we didn’t even play
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wirtz is just a temu havertz with poor aerials and the stats support that. its just that for some reason a few months ago everyone decided this player was worth 60m more despite scoring fewer than havertz did before he left
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Strange how no one admits to supporting Manure anymore
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>>150850351
playing tomorrow are you?
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Dave got a long night ahead of him, can't wait to wake up to 4am schizo rantings
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>Manchester United earned record financial revenue of £666.5m last year despite the poor on-pitch performance of their men's team.
Football is broken
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>>150850324
*works hard for the team and reclaims his spot*
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>>150850371
>half of that was commercial revenue
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thank you for Harry Kane
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>I don't support them but UG-GLUK GLUK GLUG AAAAAH-
Absolutely shameless from this plastic
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Aww is the wittle United fan too embarrassed by his shit little club again? Funny how this keeps happening
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>>150850373
Pajeets alone keeping them in the league
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>>150850371
Despite this they still lost 30-something million overall
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>>150850264
That would be my money, because I'd be buying the tickets. Transfer fees are not my money, because I don't buy the players. I hope this cleared things up for you, citymong.
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>>150850416
>matchday revenue was also a record at £160.3m in the year to 30 June 2025.
They had 30 home games so about £5.2m per fixture. Quite incredible really.

>>150850432
And that amazingly is an improvement on 2023/24:

>An overall loss of £33m represents a 70.8% reduction on the previous year, when the figure was £113.2m.
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>>150850361
>>150850365
>>150850367
>>150850371
>>150850373
>>150850388
>>150850407
>>150850416
>all seething about the biggest club in the world
Hated adored never ignored. Everyone ITT is non-white, foreign or Scouse (just as bad)
I’m the only white Englishman here and I support a white English club
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thinking about the poor Irish fella who wore too much compression clothing and cut off the circulation in his brain who tried to tell ME that champions league and Thursday's have gone hand in hand since the dawn of football
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there should really be a global against poopdickschizo character posting but virtually every livershit customer itt would get banned
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>>150850439
Last time you bought tickets to a game la?
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>>150850443
all those dinner ladies sacked paid off
>>150850446
Man Utd are just as paki a club as liverpool are
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>>150850453
imagine still seething about being wrong all this time later

what a spack
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>>150850439
So you DO care about money in football, but only when it directly affects you. Thanks for clearing that up, I knew you weren't as stupid as you originally portrayed yourself.
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>>150850465
Never said I support United but they obviously live in your head rent free
Hated adored never ignored
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>>150850468
>tf
>tp
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>>150850478
>heh, you care about the money in your bank account but not the money in the bank account of a billion dollar corporation. Curious!
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>>150850468
you needed a full explanation on the use of compression socks I shan't be listening to a word you say
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>>150850460
Wolves game in February la

>>150850478
>thanks for clearing that up
It couldn't have possibly been any clearer at any point. If you read "not my money" and somehow thought I didn't care about spending my money then I'm afraid you probably need a fulltime carer lol. I also, at no point, uttered the phrase "I don't care about money in football". At least you're living up to your name, eh citymong? kek
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>>150850480
Why do you keep repeating their cringe catchphrase if you don't support them then
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>>150850512
Its embarrassing to admit supporting them nowadays
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>>150850498
mental isnt it? he always gets a good laugh out of me when he cannot possibly comprehend someone not caring about the profit margins of a multinational corporation or a slave nation when watching a game of footy
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>>150850498
The money leaving your bank account goes into the bank account of the corporation.

>>150850506
>"I don't care about money in football"
So >>150850235 wasn't you?
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looking very much forward to turning on my TV tomorrow, putting on the game and having the commentators say "no folks your eyes aren't deceiving you, it's champions league football, on a Thursday!"
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Also before this schizophrenic meltdown continues I'll just point out the homeless idiot slipped up in the first post >>150850351
>we
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>>150850540
before or after you reach for the glue bag?
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>>150850528
>someone not caring about the profit margins of a multinational corporation or a slave nation when watching a game of footy
In that case keep being exploited like the good little customer you are.
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>>150850530
That phrase isn't in that post. I'll try this one last time, to make it really clear to you lad. If you don't grasp it this time, then I'm afraid you can't be helped.

I don't care how much a football player's transfer fee is, because it's not my money :)

Now, I'm off to play CK3 for a bit before beddy-byes. Sleep tight, la
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>>150850553
>CK3
Who you playing?
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why is this liverpoo paki having an absolutely colossal meltdown?
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>>150850549
who keeps glue in a bag? Milk in a bag sure, but glue?
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>>150850569
>Milk in a bag
Fucking disgusting
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>>150850561
Haven't decided yet. Havent played in about 2 years and just obtained all the new DLCs so I might go unlanded to see what it's like.
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ABLs seriously ruin every single Premier League thread.
They're completely fucking deranged.
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>>150850371
Red Devils living up to their name I see
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>>150850578
I wouldn't have it any other way
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Milk in a bag of milk in a bag of milk in a bag of milk

IYKYK
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>>150850096
Men
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i simply think we should be allowed to talk about the 300m pounds worth of flops in a premier league thread but this paki keeps crying?
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>>150850592
That's fucking heathen shit
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>>150850446
You said non white 3 times
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>>150850607
>300m
What about the other 200m? Keeping them for the next thread?
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>>150850611
genuinely feel bad for you guys
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>>150850455
What is poopdickshitshizo
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as always, /epl/ would be saved if all UK flags were banned
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>>150850625
the liverpool customers call everyone in these threads dave, citymong, 190, gb, arsewog etc

none of these characters exist, ive been called all of them multiple times
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Pretty parched just going to pour myself a bag of water
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>>150850634
seems like you've got an obsession with liverpool if you keep getting accused of being abl characters
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>>150850633
no it's really only poopdickshizo and now it seems poopdickshitshizo
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>>150850624
I still don't fully understand this
>We need the perfect container for a liquid!
>A PLASTIC BAG!
>GENIUS!
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Liverpool vs Arsenal this season is like clutch attack vs clutch defence. They say defence wins titles. I don't think anyone in Europe can get a result against them.
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>>150850645
you're right, all UK flags and canada
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>>150850553
>That phrase isn't in that post.
It pretty much was: "I just don't care about it [money in football]". You're claiming I have mental deficiencies, you can't even remember what you've just posted.

>I don't care how much a football player's transfer fee is, because it's not my money :)
I thought Liverpool was a completely self-sufficient club. Surely by paying for match tickets, your money goes towards transfer fees? Or is that, as with most things related to Liverpool, just complete bollocks?

>Now, I'm off to play CK3 for a bit before beddy-byes. Sleep tight, la
Thanks for admitting you've once again conceded the argument. You genuinely can't cope with people saying Wirtz isn't worth £100m and that Liverpool have been ripped off by Leverkusen. It's the only time I see you melt down and claim transfer fees are irrelevant.
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>>150850634
Oh I'm not a fan of the named characters gimmick
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>>150850650
But Liverpool are in Europe and Liverpool already got a result against them.
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>>150850650
Arsenal had the best defence 2 years in a row in PL and won fuck all
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>>150850625
He's our resident lolcow currently buttblasted over who gives a shit what. Don't feed poopdickschizo or he'll get poop on your dick
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>>150850634
No wonder you're having a meltdown then
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>>150850648
not sure what's to get here. You grab your bags from the store and just be careful.they don't burst, it's not hard you don't need to be a barbarian. You get home and jam it in your container and snip the corner of the bag and put it in the fridge

Or you can be an American and the milkman come fuck your wife
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https://x.com/davidlynchlfc/status/1968432243421872503

>Slot on Wirtz: “He was close to scoring a goal, he was also close to assisting a goal. I can see with him that he’s getting fitter and fitter and adjusting to us. People forget he’s a 22-year-old.”

...heh... my boy fwirtz.... he just needs more time...
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>>150850624
wouldnt it be easier if it came in something like a jug but with a lid
ive spent a few hours in ms paint to give you an idea of how this theoretical non-bag lidded-jug could look
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Remember that Livercunts would not only have us banned on 4chan but literally in handcuffs for questioning their favoured Hillsborough narrative that the police murdered them all under the direct orders of Maggie Thatcher
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>>150850650
>They say defence wins titles

nah not anymore
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He's boxing shadows again
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>>150850697
See THATS a poopdickschizo post right there
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>>150850697
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>t-that post by [today's personality]
https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/liverpool-fc-statement-hillsborough-law
Literally on their website
They support arresting people over it
FACT
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sometimes I wonder how managers even make it past 50 years old living with this stress
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>>150850695
do you leave the cap off in the fridge? how else do you expose the open milk to the fridge air?
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>>150850749
BITCH WHAT?!
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>>150850694
Slot hates the slightest of pressure on his expensive shite signings. Put all of the pressure on El Kloppo's signings instead please!
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what does he gain by making up such ridiculous lies? doesn he thinks nobody wil believe him?
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>>150850697
>says he’ll get banned and arrested for posting about Hillsborough
>posts about hillsborough
>doesn’t get banned or arrested
Classic schizo
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Cows milk is just beastiality
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>>150850697
Dont even mention Heysel
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>>150850776
I tried showing a bbc article but he won't listen to reason, anyway he's your countrymen not mine you know how to handle him
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>>150850782
you would think it's spelled beastality because "beast" makes sense but it's actually bestiality.
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>>150850748
all the money and free time they are given to do whatever the fuck besides showing up for training 2 hours a day and thinking of how to write down a "plan" once or twice a week sure helps.
also drugs, lots of athletes do recreational drugs like cocaine, whenever you see any sportspeople like football players show up to training with a razor cut its because they were doing coke (cocaine effects can be detected in blood or piss for about 3-7 days but the drugs can stay on your hair strands for a month)
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>Hillsborough Law
Drunken Scousers didn't have tickets and pushed their way in crushing young kids to death END OF, NEXT
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Did you guys know there are people wring gay fanfiction about Premier League managers? Was scrolling tiktok and saw a vid on the topic. Pep has over 1000 fanfictions about him...Moeyes has 16...
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>>150850796
I believe it's spelled 'bæstiality' across the pond
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>>150850809
I remember finding out that Son's Korean fangirls wrote a lot of gay fanfics of him and Romero.
of all clubmates, why Romero?
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>>150850796
I would think that. My spell checker isn't flagging up Beastiality either. Are you sure this isn't a UK vs US spelling thing? Did you fuckers take the A out to save on printer ink like you did with all the words that should have a u in them?
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It's not Dave melting down by the way, it's AW

You can tell by the Spurs shit, Dave doesn't care about them
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>>150850809
my algorithm has not seen it fit to show me that no
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>>150850809
dave's in here every night writing gay fanfiction about black footballers willies, so it wouldnt surprise me. bet all of peps are with klopp
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>>150850845
Shut up Dave no one believes you
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>>150850843
idk if there is a difference in UK vs US but the etymology seems like it's best not beast. as always the french are at fault

bestiality(n.)
late 14c., "the nature of beasts," from bestial + -ity. The meaning "indulgence in bestial instincts" is from 1650s; the sense of "sexual activity with a beast" is from 1611 (KJV).

and then

bestial(adj.)
late 14c., "belonging to a beast," c. 1400, "having the qualities of a beast," from Old French bestial (13c.) "relating to animals; beast-like, stupid, foolish, brutal" and directly from Latin bestialis "like a beast," from bestia (see beast).
The sense of "below the dignity of a human" in English is from c. 1400, and often is unjust to beasts. When the beast of the Book of Revelation was meant, the adjectival form bestian (1650s) sometimes was used.
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slot assured us that we cannot expect goals or assists from his 300m signings
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>>150850845
>three posts obsessing over Scousers specifically
>not Dave
Nice try retard
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preassists - secured
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>i-it him and I'm using 4plebs-
Rope up cunt
Your subhuman kind killed little kids. I will say this even after you make it illegal
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>>150850809
they get written here every day too
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All that happened to send the homeless manc schizophrenic into meltdown is Liverpool winning a game like usual btw
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pls dont ask our 150m player to score a goal!
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>>150850809
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8SaFdqL/
Quite funny
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>>150850917
yeah, kinda crazy that his entire life is just being angry about liverpool. sad if you think about it. but that's what happens when mental healthcare is not prioritized in society.
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Wirtz is shite and saying this makes them create any number of cope mechanisms such as creating personalities and scouring the archives
Just hit them with cold, hard facts - like Heysel, the fact they're murderous thieving scum, Wirtz is FUCKING SHITE - and they cannot handle it
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what i find interesting about murderpool is that they not only like to murder the game of football with their boring longball bollocks and soft pens, but they murder their own supporters in the stands too
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>>150850875
you probably looked this up yesterday kek
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the one truly at fault is dave's liverpool supporting older brother who diddled him too hard. that's why this is happening. no diddle, no schizo.
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>>150850935
He's been going all day, he's legit beyond help

>>150843958
>>150843972
>>150843983
>>150843991
>>150844017
>>150844028
>>150844035
>>150844078
>>150844096
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>>150850977
There's more btw I just can't link more or it thinks im spamming
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>"going all day"
>18-minute spell of posts
Lies upon lies. He'll have you in handcuffs for calling it out.
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>>150850973
100% promise i did not, i remember always thinking it was beastality til i actually looked at the spelling years ago. i did look up the etymology for the first time today though you're right cause i was curious, but i did know it was spelled best not beast
and for the record my browser does mark beastality as incorrectly spelled.
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>>150850990
Spam is what you are doing you sad Scouse cunt
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we don't talk about all the italians killed by the reds
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>>150851000
Liverpool won again and are the most successful club in the country

Enjoy your tent Dave
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>>150851013
That'll be banned by their (Liverpool FC's) law next
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>>150850800
Don't forget all of the Juventus fans they murdered a few years before that, causing all English clubs to be banned from Europe for years. This solely because of scouse subhumans, a fact that never seems to be mentioned much anymore.
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>>150851013
>>150851023
>60 seconds exactly
dave at least wait a little bit between to throw us off the scent
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I think what's really getting to him is that Manure, who he's so embarrassed about nowadays, have no midweek games until January when the FA cup starts. He's watching every rival who never fell this hard in their banter years play midweek and he's impotently seething waiting for the weekend.
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>>150849214
i can't believe that there was even some optimism among fans/media when they were getting rid of nuno and replacing him with ange postecoglou
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He's had enough time
*stamps "FLOP" on Wirtz's forehead*
Let him prove us wrong, not Scousers who get upset about posts on the internet (he won't)
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>>150851036
he has man city though, don't worry. remember, when united play poorly, a city win is just as good because it's a win for manchester.
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United gonna get pumped by Chelsea at the weekend too btw
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>>150851025
I don't know why Everton fans let them get away with it
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Pakipool
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i see the subcontinental e-scousers have decided to fight back against the bullying hehe
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>>150851058
TBF that most fairweather customers
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>>150851058
City are lolcows now too though
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i just find it hilarious how they simply cannot defend wirtz and lack the creativity to even try, gonna be another nunez with all the "i never rated him anyway" lies
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>>150851099
yeah but they are playing in the champions league, so dave will still have some midweek matches.
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>>150851113
Maybe that's why he's been saying he's "not a united fan, but"
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>Arsenal 21 years without a league title
>united 12 years without a league title

Who goes longer?
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Scousers accept a £116m player doing absolutely fuck all other than running ahead of the ball, that's a fact!
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>>150851261
You're forgetting the scans, la...
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i see pissak was invisible again
nothing without jacob murphy
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painfully obvious that he doesn't actually watch any of the games, he just looks at the stats afterwards
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>>150851374
They'll tell you him and Wirtz linked up really well. I'll tell you they produced zero goals and no assists.
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>>150851402
pardner detected
why are you even here go plow the fields get the corn ready desu
there will never be a club in your backwater tennessee town
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>>150851435
rent free
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>>150850748
There used to be a show on Bravo called Man's Work with based Ashley Hames. In one episode he managed Slough for a match even though he doesn't like football and thought it would be a piece of piss. Instead he said it was the most stressful thing he'd ever done and still got insulted by the crowd despite winning the match.

The Opal mining episode is pretty good. I mean Ashley Hames is like Louis Theroux if Louis Theroux was a skinny, weedy, nerd. Anyway he does the mining in Australia and some "Sheila" constantly tries to show how much of a "Bruce" she is and picks on him. I can't remember how but they end up having some kind of boxing match where he's throwing punches like Starmer (you've seen the video) and this "Sheila" is going balls to the wall. In the end based Ashley knocks her spark out and she looks like a complete twat.
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Atletico Madrid are at an odd level of being so shit they let Robertson score but not being so shit they let Wirtz do anything more than "run about a bit"
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again, he didn't actually watch the match because robertson's "goal" was a complete accident
he looked up the statline after and saw robertson goal and no wirtz goal and that's what he runs with. and will run with for the next however many hours he can stay on mcdonalds wifi without being trespassed
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>no wirtz goal
lols you said it you fucking cowboy not me
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£130M for Wirtz who is 005

£150M for Isak who cant stay fit
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>>150850796
Because it’s the best
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yeah and you clearly didn't watch the match. have a good night dave
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Why are the Liverjeets seething so much tonight?
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>>150851569
Because Wirtz is 005
And isak is 001
£300M well spent la, it’s not my money la I just eat chips from the bins la
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wirtzyyyyyy
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>>150851569
They're fountains of misplaced rage. Name your cliche; Mother held them too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now they're so angry that moments of levity actually cause them pain, give them headaches. Happiness, for those gentlemen, hurts.
So sad.
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isak has torres to chelsea energy
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i like seeing the e-scousers bullied but i find myself too lazy to bother bullying them myself
i have to applaud everyone that took part in some excellent subcontinental e-scouse bullying today and know that your efforts do not go unnoticed
bravo
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Yet another game where Liverpool look shaky and have to snag a last minute winner.
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>He didn't put money on Wirtz, and Sesko, joining the club
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>>150852326
my boy!
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>>150851641
Kek
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>Check the player ratings
>Salah: 8
Got an assist and scored a goal. Makes sense.
>Llorente: 8
Scored 2, 96% pass accuracy. Makes sense.
>Wirtz: 8
84% pass accuracy, 0% cross accuracy, 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 shots, too much of a coward to attempt a single long pass, 1/5 attempted dribbles completed. Can't quite understand it. Maybe he had more ahead of the ball runs than anyone else or something, but for some reason they don't include that stat.
Never mind I'm sure that was just a blip in the system or something.
>Isak: 7
25 total touches. 2 shots. 1 on target. 0 goals. 0 assists. 7.

Alright, whoever it was that said no club gets protected like Liverpool and no players get protected like their record fee flops, I have to agree with you.
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>>150852660
another person who didn't watch the game and is just going off stats afterwards
do any of you actually watch football?
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>>150852786
Stats tell the whole game.
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>>150851349
That stat has become largely irrelevant due to the expansion of the ucl with 3/5ths of the teams participating being worthless bunnies to stat pad against. God I hate the "champions league" these days. What a valid, soulless farce
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>>150853137
Vapid*
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>>150853137
Good post
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>>150853137
you're not wrong but there were statpads in the old system too
my main complaint with the new system is theres no home/away against the same club. luck of the draw whether you draw a tough club at home versus away, kinda boring. i guess that's what the knockouts are for
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>>150853201
Yeah that too, but how much can UEFA be trusted with "luck of the draw" also. Bunch of crooks the whole thing stinks
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You now remember Shinji Kagawa.
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>>150853275
my beautiful kana in my /epl/???? i miss her so much
fuck you aka for doing her so dirty and then just moved on to make that dogshit rapunzel manga no one reads :(
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>>150853558
they missed Jadon for sho
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>woke up
>chelsea lost
what went wrong
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>>150853547
Why are they like this
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EPL
>Arsenal
UCL
>Bayern Munich
FA Cup
>Manchester City
EL
>Real Betis
EFL
>Liverpool
CL
>Crystal Palace
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Are there any good football podcasts? Every fucking football podcast nowadays is
>inoffensive white arsenal fan who looks and talks like he posts on r/cuckold
>loud token minority who supports man united/man city
>straight man host who supports a "small club" (bonus point if they support a championship team)
>norf fc
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>>150854014
You forgot
>delusional Indian who supports liverpool
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kash patel? the famous liverpool fan?
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>>150854014
football weekly has been the best football podcast for like 15 years and remains so
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The thread enjoys a brief moment of peace, as he curls up tighter and pulls the crumpled newspaper over his face. It had been a long night.
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Ngl Chelsea was disappointing yesterday
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Morning everyone
Wirtz is a certified flop
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Just weird seeing Newcastle in the CL. Newcastle vs Barcelona. Absolutely bizarre match up. Like seeing Stoke vs Real Madrid.
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>>150855069
Isak too.
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>Arne Slot: “You can see Florian Wirtz is getting fitter and fitter and adjusting to us”.

>“People forget that he’s 22 years old”.
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Why do you guys worship David Moyes?

>West Ham boss David Moyes played Zouma during a home win against Watford, just over 24 hours after the video showing the player kicking and slapping his pet cat had circulated on social media, sparking widespread condemnation.

>West Ham confirmed they would continue to play Zouma despite the ferocious backlash to the footage of the Frenchman.

>Moyes confirmed in the aftermath of the video going viral, he would not be dropping Zouma, adding he does not regret the decisions he made and insisting he knew 'exactly where my moral compass is'.

>The Hammers manager said at the time that he considered the fine, along with the verbal abuse Zouma received from rival supporters at stadiums, sufficient punishment and asked for 'forgiveness' for his player.

Typical scottish subhuman.
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The wirtz signing is single handidly gonna turn "made in germany" back into a low quality seal
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Good morning lads how was HIS meltdown last night?
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https://x.com/NoContext_FanTv/status/1968574149686648878?s=19

Lee gunner getting cancelled for calling out arsenals Nigerian and Indian fans
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>>150855254
I mean indians and nigerians are cocky as fuck on the internet
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>>150855254
not wrong though is he
just look at this thread and all the indian e-scousers
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>>150855262
>£700m for this
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>>150855254
The Internet would heal if as a society we banned India and Nigeria
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>>150855254
Powerful:

https://x.com/andrey3216/status/1968582737087844714
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>>150855274
Nigerians can be sort of funny but indians man they are some weird fucking people, not all of them, but a lot
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>Jackson's Agent Diomansy Kamara:"For him to play 40 matches will be difficult because of AFCON.But the goal is to establish himself there. If he scores 15 or 20 goals before Dec, Bayern not going to say that we're not going to exercise the purchase option.He doesn't see himself returning to Chelsea"
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Yup, Liverpool are the GOATs.
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>>150855419
>If he scores 15 or 20 goals before Dec, Bayern not going to say that we're not going to exercise the purchase
The 60m purchase option? On top of the 14m loan fee?
Not sure that one will be happening.
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>>150855085
This but the opposite
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>>150854014
>inoffensive white who looks and talks like he posts on r/cuckold
>loud token minority
>straight man host
Add in women and that's the entire media landscape in Britain. Podcasts are a subsection of that.
You can predict who a man supports just by looking at them so that doesn't help with how tiresome this gets.
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>black guy makes slightly offensive joke nobody on earth would ever feel insulted by, gets a chuckle out of most
>npc white cuckold guy loses his shit and starts clapping while laughing
>straight man other white guy slowly shakes his head
>guest star (90% chance hes a local legend with a nickname ending with -y or -ie) acts confused
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>Jamie Carragher infuriates Chelsea fans by dismissing 'Mickey Mouse cup' triumphs and insists Blues have NOT progressed despite near '£2BILLION' spend
Won't talk about Wirtz though
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125-Millionen-Flop? Wirtz wackelt in Liverpool
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>>150855647
hes not wrong about their meme cup though
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the fact that the customers think arne slot is a good manager is very very funny to me
this aint gonna end well
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>Barcelona only took 800 tickets for tonight
Why don't they want to visit the geordie riviera?
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>>150855647
Bayern are owned by a 2 trillion pound insurance conglomerate, they're the massive overdogs there.
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>>150855677
?
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>>150855677
vs how they treated my boy jgrealz is insane
cant express how much i despise the press and everyone running the premier league

i dont give a shit that they won a few european mickey mouse cups before the backpass rule was invented
fuck off and move on
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A £63 million CF with 3 goals in 4 games is being laughed at on Sky Sports for how he runs. In the meantime, a £116 million AM is praised for how much he’s running off the ball.

This is what happens when certain parts of England have a disproportionate influence over the media.
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I see dave and citymong have been at it all night. Anyway, you lads see the Atletico staff spitting at the crowd? Wonder what the punishment will be.
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>>150855749
>A £63 million CF with 3 goals in 4 games is being laughed at on Sky Sports for how he runs
Which one?
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>>150855770
Closest thing to a shower that those Scouse wankers would've had in months
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>>150855770
Given Liverpool legend Spitty C received no punishment for doing it to a kid, I'm guessing they'll receive no punishment either.
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you can't talk about two things you can only talk about one thing
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gonna be a good match tonight at st james park vs uefalona.
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>>150855799
KEKAROO!!
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>>150855736
It's far from only Grealish either but he is a great example to use because typically the English press is more lenient to English players
I don't know why WE should have to pretend that runs ahead of the ball is why Liverpool signed him. Liverscum can live in that land of make-believe (aided and abetted by Sky Sports who openly report fake transfer fees for their signings) but no one else will
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>>150855807
is that the better game or city vs KDB and hojlund?
shame theyre the same time to be fair, kuwait the decision
also is captcha being gay today or is that just me
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>>150855647
They were like 12th at some point.
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>>150855831
it's not secret am an assna fan but man do i fucken love KDB, insane player, he's the one player from this "new gen" that i wished he played for arsenal.
genuinely would have him over mbappe,yamal,jude,t.kros,modric,halaand and all those nonsense footballers.
but yea i still think saudicastle vs uefalona is the better match.
and yes the captcha is indeed being gay, sharmoot is really not doing his best.
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>>150855853
>i fucken love KDB, insane player
Obligatory
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quick reminder Liverpool have won every competitive game this season and are top of the Premier League
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>>150855807
Suspect Newcastle will get a dodgy red card
In fact I might put a bet on it
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>Liverpool have won every competitive game this season
Literally a lie
>l-la' b-b-but-
Community Shield
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>>150855869
He was genuinely trash at Chelsea though. No point keeping a player who isn't there yet. Also not everybody has such a quality growth curve as he did when he finally ironed out the weaknesses in his game
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>>150855869
>All of these ballers Chelsea had and sold
>All of the absolute dogshit that they kept
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Prior to the 2008 FA Community Shield, Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson summarised his opinion of the competition: "The Community Shield is a prestigious match but I have used players in it who were not quite fit... it's always a game we never quite use as a do or die thing; we use it as a barometer for fitness".
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>>150855902
yes but then again they are the world champions
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>>150855909
But instead of going back 17 years Liverpool did lose it this season to Crystal Palace
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>Charity Shield is a competitive game
>Wirtz has 0 g/a
pick one ABLs
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Think we'll let the Liverscum decide which cope they want to go with actually. And we'll be holding them to it.
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>>150855873
I'm hoping /poo/ finishes under the /arse/ just as in nature
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>scouse rat poring over the archives to find a quote which supports his viewpoint from two decades ago
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Next the Hiilsborough Law will be expanded so we can't say runs ahead of the ball is a completely meaningless stat fabricated to make the customer scum feel better about their dogshit signing.
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Liverpool are the bad guys
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>>150855869
wolfsburg paying 25m back in 2014 for a seemingly "mediocre" player was actually a gamble.
i honestly don't really remember how he was at chelshit during that time but from other's opinions ppl appear to be in agreement he was kinda shit.

>>150855876
me thinks woltemade gonna sneak a brace cuz barca defense are basically zoomer basedboys and this lanky cunt is just gonna tower over em.
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>>150847982
I love this image. Just oozes sovl from a different era
From the jersey to the camera, man we had it good
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At the risk of triggering the autist again..

..yeah, Kevin de Bruyne didn't have the greatest start to his prem career either. So what?
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>>150855987
Teams are not allowed to be physical against Barcelona, that's how they got away with playing fucking Mascherano at centre back for years.
Any time the ball went up, Mascherano went down, and they always got a free kick. It will be the same tonight.
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>>150856008
>Trying to think of music I haven't heard in years
>Suddenly remember Just a Day
>Music video is all kinds of nostalgikino
>Transports me to a better time and place

I wish I could go back so much.
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>>150856025
Got abuse for it from the media
As did Salah at Chelsea
Sort of the point we're making without us needing to explicitly state it to one another each time (it was actually stated directly ITT though) so hopefully you can remember this for future reference
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>>150855807
howe will play 3 at the back to force dan burn in print this
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>>150856008
You can probably find some on archive.org too but if you scour YT (look for things like "[year] full match sky sports" etc.) you can find some matches which really will take you back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO8zx0D63jc
for example, I don't support either team and I doubt many of even their fans will remember this particular match but it's like a time capsule down to the music used and the adverts (also the Sky Sports FanZone they show with alternate fan commentary is surely a forerunner to Goldbridge and those)
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dude bro bro lil bro dude football was so soulful and clutch when i was 5 now its soulless when im 25
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Didn't mention 'sovl' once you weird cunt
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>>150856185
woke nonsense
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the globalised mass market television company was so soul when i was 5 and i didnt have a job
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Isak, only one match in fair enough
Kerkez already out of the starting XI
Wirtz
Fair to say Slot must not be trusted with signings
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>>150856185
Great player
I can never get used to Bayern using goal music though, I know it's a Bundes thing but it seems so tinpot
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>>150856185
looks like you did a tribute over kane then coloured it green so no one would notice
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the corporate shirt sponsors and da silvas and top flight clubs who were prominent when i was 5? soul
the corporate shirt sponsors and inhos and top flight clubs who are prominent today? soulless
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Just read a stat saying that Liverpool are five out five so far this season. Wow wow wow. What a strong, powerful team. No other team has done it. Wow wow wow.
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>>150856270
proper circus music too innit
wouldnt want it here but think its a bit of fun at bayern
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He's having a meltdown now because you've reminded people of the time Liverpool had no Premier League trophy despite being 'the best in the world'. He can't get you on the Wirtz stuff because he really is atrocious.
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>>150856241
50 year old Robertson is a better defender than kerkez. Even then, they're conceding a lot of goals. Makes you wonder how they'll cope if one of the centre backs gets an injury.
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imagine having a melty on a thursday afternoon over the concept of nostalgia
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>>150856216
>>150856239
>>150856283
Whats the issue with being nostalgic about something? Are you saying you have no nostalgia for anything?
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>>150856313
those anons were molested as kids anon and so have no nostalgia for that time
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All their players are shit flops, and they have STILL won every game. Are these LiverGODS going to win the league AGAIN??! My fellow manurepeasants, something has to be done, I’m so so scared of living in TERROR of this IMMENSELY POWERFUL team…..
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>I know how to hurt them
>ONE OF YOUR OWN PLAYERS IS SO GOOD THAT HE KEEPS A NEW SIGNING OUT OF YOUR TEAM
>heh gottem
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One of the players the customers (John W. Henry calls them this) wanted out last season lest we forget
Along with Nunez and Jota
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I have nostalgia for the united/arsenal rivalry even though I was like 5 years old at the time. Don't know what nostalgia Liverpool fans will have though unless you're talking about the 80s. If you were alive in the 80s you should probably get a job and stop posting here.
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>The man who insulted Diego Simeone last night is Jonathan Luke Poulter. He was banned from football for 3 years in 2015 after verbally abusing a disabled woman during Steven Gerrard's farewell match at Anfield.
Kek.
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>>150856348
kek imagine thats how they look posting here n'all
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Liverpool really breaks brains
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>>150856348
media won't say nowt
protected class
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>>150856348
Kek I can safely promise he wasn't the only one having a go at Simeone
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You know they were only yelling direct and detailed death threats at him, it's their way.
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>>150856431
Can barely hear them during matches to be fair so it has to be for their behaviour away from Anfield
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>>150856431
Liverpool just win at everything don't they? Bet Arsenal fans were second LOL
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>>150856371
Here's that very same fat cunt giving a statement on his personal X
https://x.com/jonnyplfc6/status/1968601569823203476
One of Liversimp's parasocial mates. Listen to his squeaky Scouse voice LMAO!
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>>150855893
>No point keeping a player who isn't there yet
That's what loaning out is for you stupid idiot.
Your shit club Chelsea had both De Bruyne and Salah on their books and blew it. That's what you get when you hoard talent but don't properly nurture it. Fucking embarrassing LMAO
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>>150856348
Classy
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>>150856500
mad how chelsea have won x5 as much silverware in that time span innit big mate
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They're actually comparing Floppian Wirtz to De Bruyne...
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the angry aussie customer always has me giggling
a wholly unserious country
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>>150856483
in fairness its pretty based that hes fighting back on social media
all for content
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>>150856514
should really be comparing him to Bergkamp or one of those other invincible lads
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>>150856500
>blew it

You do realise Chelsea are a far, far, far more successful club than Liverpool in the Premier league era right?
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>>150856548
And yet you were stupid enough to throw away Salah and De Bruyne.
Imagine defending those decisions. Instead of becoming the greatest team of all time you become a perennial up and down team, and DEFEND those utterly idiotic decisions. HAHAHA
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>>150856483
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>>150856514
>First it was Darwin with Haaland
>Now it's Wirtz with KDB
Why do they do this to themselves?
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What's it with Liverpool fans assuming you support a team because you used common sense to call out some bullshit. They're like Israelis when they call everyone hamas when you tell them to stop bombing children.
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Dave and citymong having mental breakdowns because Liverpool won (again (5th time in a row (out of 5 competitive games)))
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If we want to be completely fair Ekitike's been fucking awful since his debut as well but at least he did turn up then
Wirtz.........
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>>150855831
>also is captcha being gay today or is that just me
just you being gay hehe
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scouse rats scurrying and squeaking
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>For the 1st time in Liverpool's history, they played a European match without an English player in starting XI. The only Englishman on the pitch was Atlético Madrid's Conor Gallagher
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>>150856648
by debut you mean the Community Shield when he was assisted by Wirtz?
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>>150856592
They're deeply disturbed individuals
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SQUEAK SQUEAK
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Liverpool won.
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...the net spend trophy
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>>150856699
No thanks to the new, expensive signings
Klopp's Kids bailed them out yet again
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what's this all about?
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>Rafa Benitez: "I will tell you a secret, talking to Newcastle United people, they are missing Alexander Isak.
>"He is clever with his movements he can play in the middle or he can go wide. He runs in behind and he can dribble I think it will be a great signing for Liverpool and a big miss for Newcastle"
Oooo Newcastle United LEGEND Rafa Benitez throwing the Geordies under the bus and outing their massive secret. I just hope there is not a civil war between the Geordies and Scousers a-brewing!
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>>150856772
seems fabricated, champions league football on Thursdays dates back centuries
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>>150856722
They bought flops and STILL GOT STRONGER?? oh god we are in TROUBLE. They are simply too POWERFUL. they are like GODS compared to us mancs.
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>>150856792
If you call ekeing a win against a very poor Atletico Madrid side getting stronger than fair enough
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>the fat little fucker who got Simeone sent off is 30 years old
It is rough up north
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>>150856799
A WIN?! ANOTHER ONE?! Even after using objectively inferior players as you mentioned? Oh dear god we are all SCREWED. how can we compete with GODS?
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Never forget the 69 million
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>>150856808
You can't even say it's due to a hard career because he's a Scouser
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>>150856819
Yeah I said it's fair enough I don't need a grumpy meltdown over it because you're awake half an hour early
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>>150856808
in that same vein I saw this woman on taskmaster and thought I'd throw this old broad a shag, turns out she's younger than me
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>>150856670
Genuinely disgusting and should not be allowed
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god I'm so SCARED of these GODS of football that Liverpool have become. flop after flop after flop and yet WIN after WIN after WIN.

We should all GIVE UP. There is NO HOPE
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psg look fantastic
don't see any english club beating them this season
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champions league never really starts until the thursday night games kick off
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>>150856864
good post
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>>150856861
Newcastle are in the competition, remember
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Scouse mental illness coming to you until 5am because Wirtz is a certified flop and it will certainly affect a future Net Spend Trophy
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we CANNOT stop them. They are TOO POWERFUL
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Slot begs the media to stop putting the slightest ounce of pressure on his signings yet won't put up any such protection for Klopp's Kids
Just saying how it is, obviously I hate Liverpool but I can respect them still and state plainly what's going on
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they control the football.... They control the media.... They control THE WORLD. We are NOTHING in the face of their GLORY
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this is what we call "playing out the string" in baseball terms
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full on melty here until about 5pm
then scanning twitter for his parasocial mates' tweets which will get spammed until 6 maybe 7am (he'll crop their cringeworthy names off)
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we can't expect our 300m signings to score or assist in any goals, that's what slotto told us
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>>150857008
La...
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>Scousers: LFC CONTROL FOOTBALL AND THE MEDIA BECAUSE WE'RE SO POWERFUL!
>Also Scousers: THERE'S A FOOTBALL AND MEDIA CONSPIRACY TO KEEP US DOWN LA!
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>>150856772
>tasnim chowdhury
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>>150857179
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