Not posting in the statfag thread so this one
>>150850674Less gay than 95% of the posters here
>>150850686Powerful.
>>150850702Right as I posted this somebody posted a pic of a man eating another man's ass in the other thread
WHO IS COMIN WITH ME TO BEAT THE BILLS TOMORROW LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150850702That's gayer than me and I currently have a cock in my mouth.
>>150850745tua throws up gang sings before halftime cap it
>>150850769tua dies and the phins win save it on your desktop
>>150850758You're less gay than 68% of the posters here
>>150850854prove it suck my dick right now
>>150850686He did have 100 yards btw
>>150850862Ew no you're probably that fat guy from the last thread
Broships are gayer than monkeypox
>>150850946no fuck you bitch i'm lookin guudt right now 6'3 solid muscle brick wall over here you'd be lucky to get my dick nevermind you can't suck it
I fucking hate living in Texas
>>150850989ywnbarw
>>150850989Same but remove the "in texas" part
>>150850994Never said I was
>>150850997Go bears btw
What should I get to eat with TNF? Also, why is Dominos the best chain pizza place?
>>150850989I heard you guys got jeeted pretty hard in the past few years. Take it from me, it's only getting worse.
For me, it's flagging a critical play where there was technically a foul, even though it had absolutely no bearing on the result of the play.
>>150851169I'm thinking of doing sauerkraut and sausage with some pierogies but I might ball out and do a bad ass stir fry if I feel like stopping after work to get all the ingredients then chopping them all up.
>>150851169Do people really think about what they're going to eat days in advance?
>>150851317Do you buy random shit at a grocery store and hope you can make a meal out of it?
>>150851317>daysIt's Wednesday
I cook lots of food every 5 days or so then survive on leftovers until it's time to cook again
>>150851317TNF stands for Tendies N Fries
>>150851334I typically buy a couple pounds of chicken breast, a couple pounds of ground beef/turkey and whatever is cheapest or freshest in the produce section and only think about what I'll turn that into the day of.
>>150851317I buy food for meals so... kinda? I don't just buy random slop I buy meat etc to actually make things. Then again I don't just feed myself so it is probably a bit different than your situation.
First for Jake
better thread
>>150850686>raging no-chin beta vs. alpha 'yes' guy meme.jpg
>>150850686this speaks volumes
Jets are a disgrace
>>150852164Jets are the Jeb Bush of the NFL
>>150852213Yup, slow and steady wins you a Superbowl trip.
Do we know if Jerry Jones has made any comments recently?
>>150852357kek
>>150850686>YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE 100 YARDS
>>150850686>>150852386He literally didn't have 100 yards though lol
>>150850834Quinn Sewers era begins tomorrow
>>150852477checked but he must die too i'm afraid
Patty Cuckitini
>>150850674Kek what the fuck did I just watch?
>no tripfagsThis is the thread
>jimmy kimmel fired Based. Can Trump have the FCC threaten Goodell to fuck off too? And Jonathan Vilma, get rid of him too.
let's look at how the most expensive defensive in the NFL is doing
>shittsburgh stoolers
>>150850745Not gonna lie phin bro I want you to win, logically I just don't see it happening. Good luck
>>150853404Please Gayron please get Osama Bin Tomlin fired if anyone can do it it's you pleeease
>is the started by week 5 in you're are path
King shit right here
>>150851203Remember that time Kelce lateraled for a touchdown and was feeling pretty good about himself but then it got called back because the dumbass receiver lined up like a yard offsides?
>>150851317
>>150853565
>>150850733What's wrong with that?
If you don’t play fantasy football or bet football matchesAre you even a real fan?
>>150852422>He literally didn't have 100 yards though lol
i seriously don't understand. half the teams in the league are starting black qbs this year. why do they so desperately want a fifth round pick with glaring flaws in his game and few pro traits to be the messiah? so what if his dad is a hall of famer, how many kids of other greats tried to make it in the pros and fizzled out without any danfare?
Wednesday night is boring because I'm ready for football agian
>>150853619the L's keep coming for kc
>>150851169Round table is the best chain pizza Which it should be considering how much they fucking charge for it
>>150853687Kids just asking for a chanceThe Browns are a charity foundation team at this pointWhy not
>>150853687What are shaders pro traits? Genuine q, i dont watch college football
>>150850745tua and damar handicap rematch. but this time tua drops dead and damar shows the world his fencing pose.and josh allen lets the lelphins tushpush his wife over tua's corpse.
Its always been Rattlers world Caleb has just been living in it
WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT
>>150853707elusiveness and short-range accuracy, that's about it. and even the first one is a double-edged sword because he'd rather play heroball and take 20 yard sacks than throw the ball away
>>150853713rattler is growing stronger
>>150853693just go to for the lunch buffet and get all pizza's. bonus for cinnamon swirls, sticks and salad. watch football on the multiple tv's(Mountain Mikes also decent)
>>150853758Mountain Mike's is pretty good
Best (local) pizza is either Zeeks or Pagliacci. Mod is overrated trash. 7-eleven's pizza is better than Mod, now that I think about it.Captcha: MY8WA
>>150853687Blacks get hung up on certain things and won't move aways from it
>>150853797>seafaggleyou're probably just biased by who has the cutest delivery boys.
>>150853823No, more like, I dine-in and my opinion is based off of that.
OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGShttps://forms.gle/VfUSueZrExv41HzN7just rate every team on a scale of 0 to 10 for how good you think they are right now. when there are enough votes I'll post the rankings of how each team was rated on average.
>>150853687He couldn't even win his conference in CFB against future insurance salesmen.
Andy, can I visit you at work?While you starting 0-2, no panties, no shirtThen you climb back up the pole, then you drop and do the splitsHow you make that bussy talk, baby, damn you on some real shit
BILLS BOLTS BROSHIP BROShow we doing tonight, bills bros?
>>150853900Still celebrating >thishonestly.
'ynthia
>>150853905I’m still celebrating picrel desuFeels good to beat your rivals!
>>150853624I never said anything was wrong with it, I just found it unronic that I had made that claim and almost instantly there was evidence supporting it. There's no need to get defensive though, I personally don't care but regardless it's been proven that I'm the minority here and approximately 9 out of 10 posters here have the same or at least similar sexual interests. A hole is a hole but that doesn't mean I want to go cave diving just anywhere.
>>150853806Like oak trees?
>>150853900>>150853911Repeating digits for the broship
>>150853713We back up Rattpack
>>150853911>ketchup kid falls to mustard manThis is the victory the world really needed right now.
>>150850686Why even attempt to talk shit when you've lost? It's the easiest layup of all time and these niggers do it all the time too.
I can’t wait for the bolts glorious battle against the bills in the broship bowl to decide the OWL winner Let the better white QB win!
>>150853713While I do appreciate the difficulty of gaining the extra 5 yards I really have to wonder if it was worth losing the 0.1 qbr rating, this is a game of numbers after all.
>>150853884Giving my team a 10 and every other team a 0 as always
>>150850745Josh Allen will consume the entire dolphins, addung to his strength so that he'll pass 2000 yards every game and win us the super bowl.You can avoid this if you offer up your table to the Bills Mafia and pray
My Dolphies are going to get absolutely ass molested by the Bills tomorrow
>>150853968Eh, during the regular season I'll just slip the side judge $200 every game to throw a flag if mahomes throws a pick or fails to convert 3rd down when they need to score. Then they'll meet the Bills in the playoffs and nature will take it's course.
Who can stop them?
>>150853895I bet his weekly pill organizer is 7 home depot buckets glued together. how does a dude that big go for so long? God bless him, but not his cuckhold crybaby qb.
>want to be elite>just fuck some jewish pussyis it really that easy?
Honestly, what's the score going to be like tomorrow? Total blowout status?
Chiefs have _never won_ when playing on the road at the Giants.
>>150853994no one is stopping the bills because they have a fucking cupcake ass schedule
what emotion is patrick trying to convey here?
>>150853895
>>150853948ignoring submissions that do that as always
REMINDER
>>150854015Holy shit the Bills might actually go 15-2. I'm gonna play it safe though and go with my original prediction of 12-5.
>>150854010>>150853989I bet the Bills shit the bed, they only score 24-27 points and only win by 10-14. They should drop 60 on the Dolphins and not let them score a td, maybe a few field goals, but I bet Buffalel as one of the best teams in the league going into week 3 fails to blowout one of the worst teams.
>>150854035Ignoring your trannyposting, as always
>>150854028
>>150854028Absolute disappointment.
>>150854015The bolts can stop their bros in the afccg:)
/lgbt/ was crazy today
>>150854012I think it's fun when novelty stats like that get broken. like how up until just a couple seasons ago the jets had never beaten the eagles in their entire history.
>>150854010Bills should win by at least 3 TD's but watch the Dolphins curbstomp them because the NFL doesn't make sense.
>>150854084I don't visit the faggot board so I wouldn't knowenlighten us, faggot board visitor
>>150854010Bills probably control the game and coast like against the jets. Or Miami decides to show up and it's a knife fight in a phone booth.
why the FUCK wasn't he flagged and fined?
>>150851203What kind of person decides to be an NFL ref? They have ruined so many team's seasons over insignificant shit that didn't matter at all. They focus so much on these minor infractions that always take away big game changing plays and 9 times out of 10 it had no impact on the play at all. A lot of times their rulings go against basic common sense when everyone knows it was a bad call, but they can argue it was technically right for some bullshit reason.
>>150854105Bills need red helmets
>>150854110rich people. a lot of refs already made their fortunes and this is just a cool hobby for them
I love when good players on other teams get invited
>>150854086Fuck off troon YWNBAW
>>150854110every walk of life has mods and jannies. The positions always attract the same type of people
Anyone else remember the replacement refs and how the NFL immediately got rid of them after the Green Bay vs Seattle fiasco?
>>150854153the fail mary was funny, but I still prefer Gym Hardball bullying a replacement ref into forgetting how to count timeouts
I'm going to ride the float and fuck the chicks
>>150854166less talky more more power rankings down to the thousandths of a point
>>150854153>>150854166People love to criticize refs but once in a while, I remember this shit and realize that it could be way worse.
man of the people
>>150854180go get more people to vote on it then, I want the results too
>>150854198>Low IQ Bills fan believes an AI slop generated story.
>>150854177not until this lil fatass gets off so it starts moving again
Mahomes and Kelce own the hottest steak house in the country you can't even get a reservation if you have below 1M Instagram followers
>>150854216Who the Rizzler? He coo he coo
>>150854153I have seen official refs make worse calls
>>150854190>gAy's>gayturds
the absolute state of the steelers defense
The Rizzler made over 1M already this year
>you better hand me that fuckin rock right now russel, you uncle tom goofy ass mothafuckin roody-poo jive ass uppity buck moonballin moon cricket ass NIcan rookies really say that these days?
>>150854239He is not the rizzler, that doesn't belong to anyone and never will. Don't let some fat kid pretend like he gets to claim it.
>>150854198My qubie!>>150854215Fuck off
Just finished fapping to pictures of myself
>>150854260Skateboo seems based
i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
>>150854327Chiefs trading up to get Mahomes before the Saints
>>150854327Butler's interception
>>150854327Big deal, they could just make him another order in like 2 minutes
>>150854299kek i did this once was pretty strong too
>>150854316Wiggers are never based
>>150854299Go to bed, Aaron.
>>150854360Kelce was based when he was a wigger
>>150854299Go to bed, Travis Kelce
good morning fren! few more days and it's proper football time with frens (first bengals at my vikies and supercomfy redzone afterwards), go get some rest fren
>dak poopsc-APOLOGIZE
Statmutt what happens when the chiefies lose this sunday on primetime?
>>150854316He singlehandedly ground down and ran through the longhorns defense last year at asu hes a great power back. My dumbass bronkies of course don't draft him but take some converted qb from usf
>>150854448Should have never thrown that. Lucky not to be picked
>>150854383Fuck you and fuck the Viqueens.
Colts Bucs Owl is the Owl the people need
>>150854452I will announce my retirement from /nfl/ for a year.
>>150854479that's awfully rude of you fren, i assume your team is a division rival!
>>150854369And then he got vaxed and demanded others to do the same.
>>150854493No i just have anger issues.
>>150854258their second level and interior third level defense is atrocious anyone that can run around and go up tempo would filet their defense
>>150854504sorry to hear that fren, maybe a good night's rest could help
>>150854383I hope Wentz does well for you fren
>Your team>Owl you want to see>Owl you expect to seeBillsBills/SeahawksBills/Eagles
Slowly../nfl/ washes away the bacteria spread by the chefs.The board is sanitary again :)Imagine if Mahomes never wins or another owl, or has to sait 6-7 years like Brady didI don’t think their fans could take it :p
>>150854557igglesiggles/queefsrams/bills
How do jets fans feel about rodgers? Fuck him?
>>150854557Chorgers Chorgers/lions Chorgrre / puckers
>>150854557RavensRavens/idkRavens/idk
>>150854552me too fren but we've had some qb surprises in the league, Wilson has a hood game, Danny Dimes, etc. so maybe Wentz can have a good game against a banged up bengals team
I can’t believe he fucking said this what an idiot
>>150854618>Travis Kelce vs father time
>>150854606this is fake, right?
>>150854606because he didn't you fucking idiot. it's a meme about kash patel
>>150854624>>150854628It’s real. I’m guessing because he thought it sounded cool with the whole Vikings thing?
>>150854630no it's not
>>150854630
>>150854628>kash patelsounds like one of those lucas era star wars characters that was only on screen for three seconds but got an action figure anyway
Does this thread even have any Bengals fans?
>>150854640i envy your ignorance
>>150854633>>150854635It's still real to me, damnit
Gm
>>150854660Where hims feets?
>dre greenlaw hasn't even played a snap for the broncos and is still injuredLooks my nanners dodged a bullet, thankfully Lynch isn't *that* retarded enough to hang on to injury prone players past their expiration date
>>150854666>berd confusing Satan himselfTruly the most blessed team
>>150854651there was a mass suicide
bros, how do I get a gf like this?
>>150854327He's going for the pass of- AND ITS INTERCEPTED!!
>>150854709Is your name Davonkus? If not you have no chance
>>150854618Joe Burrow
>>150853911>rivalsYou're not our rivals. We've booty blasted the AFC for years.
>>150854709>that topIs this some new trend or is she just a whore?
>>150854709A blonde? A whore? A big booba gf? What exactly?
I was at a bar earlier. I paid my tab with card. Bartender was busy so she put my card in her cleavage. When she came back with the receipt, I sniffed it in front of her. She gave me a frightened stare. I guess I was a little tipsy.I don’t think I can go back there again.Anyways how was your day /nfl/?
>>150854732Not exactly new and yes
>>150853935nobody actually prefers mustard over ketchup
>>150854050don't get too excited bro it's a thursday game
>>150854735She was scared because you inhaled the coating of the receipt. They are famously coated in microplastics and can literally shut down your testosterone production.
>>150854735should have asked her for pic rel
>>150854448Is this going to be the season that /nfl/ realizes that Dak is actually pretty good and the Cowboys are holding him back?
>>150854754/nfl/ will never admit they're wrong
>>150854741It's past your bedtime, lil guy. Don't want to be all tuckered out in homeroom tomorrow.
>stat padscott
>>150854741For Bratwurst and Steak mustard is goated. For fries mayo is actually nicer than ketchup but both are hecking valid.
what are the odds on mike "faggot ass retard" mcdaniel being fired after tomorrow's game
>shit shitshit
>>150854327>COOPER DEJEAN
>ass blastshot
>Dak's net worth this year hit $90 millionSometimes I wonder if Dak's real long-term plan is to get rich enough to buy the Cowboys from the Joneses when Jerry croaks, or at least become a significant minority owner. We know he's a legitimate fan of the Cowboys from when he was a kid, he can't like their 30 years of futility better than any of the other fans, but he might be in a position to do something about it some day.
>>150854557EaglesEagles/BillsPackers/Chiefs
>his team is not on the float
>>150854557CardinalsCardinals/MiamiCardinals/Niggles
>>150854821>Cardinals/Niggles owl
>>150854758>pooa is sacked on 42% of dropbacksholy shit lmao
>>150854754I've always admitted he's decent to great in the regular season depending on how healthy his legs are and the team he's playing against.
phenotype check
>>150854837Was he like this even before he got hit on the head one too many times, or have the concussions just caused his brains to leak out of his ears?
>>150854843west philadelphia born and raised
>>150854843This is the sort of face an Englishman would see charging his position as Nigeria was being conquered during the Scramble For Africa.
>>150854849Is there playground where he spent most of his days?
>>150854772Too early.
>>150850686Upvoted!
>>150854821>two NFC teams in the superb owl
jj mcsharty is injury prone and a bust...........
>>150855021>expecting me to know anything about anything
>>150855042AFC vs NFC in the owl always mein deustcher freund
>>150855047Thanks! Then I say I expect Cardinals vs. Chargers
>>150855047*doucher
Why won't the league let a black head coach succeed?
Why does Sirianni have some fat guy following him around everywhere?
ded jeniral is ded
>>150855090What do you expect? Everyone is sleeping. Only the Germans are up
gross rexman
Turf bussy!
>>150853404This is the Aaron Rodgers effect
Don't feel an ounce of pity that joey 9gag got his foot bussy plonked. He should've spent more time working on his strength and conditioning in the off season instead of going to UFC events and fashion shows
>>150855195>white>blonde>blue-eyed>insufferable Reddit LibI don't understand why it's always the ideal Nordic phenotype of White people that has the most retarded politics, almost without fail. It's always the "dirty" White people, the Irish and the Italians and so on, who realize how shitty Lib bullshit is and fight against it. The Nordics and Anglos and such always seem to fall for the trash without fail, even in their own countries. Why is this? It's like the Whiter you are the dumber you get about politics.
Penis Jr.
>>150855298
>>150855222Whats his hottest takes?
>>150855195and hopping and galavanting around a dirty pocket like he's an Easter furry looking for dildos
>>150855329What an odd thing you've said
the batlimurder niggerbirds gave up a 15 point lead within less than 1/8th of a game btw
>>150855495There is only ONE good bird team in this sport
>>150855222Ok, politicuck. Talk about football
>>150855516You can blame Joey Reddit for his stupid pro-choice Instagram post for making his politics relevant to his status as a player.And yet despite all that I do like Burrow, he is probably the closest to Peyton Manning we're going to get in modern quarterbacking. I wish I wasn't always hurt. It's a delight to see him climb the pocket and find the open man.
>>150855543>I wish I wasn't always hurt Same, Joey.Same.
I don't think I can blame the QB on this one
You now remember Navarro Bowman
>>150855590I remember him literally on his back and catching an interception off a batted ball with the raiders https://youtu.be/9rdK_v_5l7M?t=3m39s
Dooooolphinscome out and plaayyeeaayyyy
>>150855608he's hungry
what the FUCK did bustin fields do to CJ that day that made him suck ass since?
>>150855725Lock into your first WR and never look back
>>150855725Morocco just is that awful (its actually okay desu)
Today's the day my dolphins get their bussy raped
Winston to the Bengals would be kino
Gm chiefs kingsom
>>150855769based german berdbro
>>150855921Hes starting a cardinals revolution in this genny
>>150855888Cuck Kirksons to the Bengals, I'm afraid
>>150855888>WINSTOOOOON
>>150855888They signed a literal who sean clifford
>>150855888They won’t give up what the Giants would want
>>150855921>>150855942I may not know ball. I may not even know what a punt is. But I know this berd is based.
the chiefs are bringing in some help at WR
>>150856011Its when the team fails and has to kick the ball back and give the possession to the other team
>>150856050But then why did Gayson Kelce tweet something about tush push vs punt? Theyre not comparable at all
>>150856060Hes talking about opting on doing the tush push on 4th down or punting the ballHe says he rather watch the team fight for the extra possession and punting is gay here
toe bussy
Good morning, SpeeLETS GO BANGLESLETS GO JB6
>>150856142What the helly is going on this pic
>>150856079Okay but how can I gain much whilst tush pushing? I thought it was just like a safe way to get a TD when I have 3 Yards to go. I feel like I fundamentally misunderstand something here
chief chads, we're going to be okay
>>150856169Tush push is best used to secure 1-2 yards anything beyond that id consider too riskyAnd can be used in any way not just to secure a touchdown
>>150856194Jaylen Royals will save our season
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 3 Edition!1. Philadelphia Eagles 31.9 (NC | NC)2. Buffalo Bills 31.1 (NC | NC)3. Green Bay Packers 29.9 (+1 | +1.7)4. Los Angeles Rams 28.5 (+1 | +0.4)5. Baltimore Ravens 28.3 (+1 | +0.7)6. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 26.7 (+1 | +0.9)7. Los Angeles Chargers 25.8 (+1 | +1.4)8. Detroit Lions 25.5 (+3 | +2.9)9. Washington Commanders 24.1 (-6 | -5.2)10. San Francisco 49ers 22.6 (+2 | +2.1)11. Kansas City Chiefs 22.3 (-2 | -1.7)12. Cincinnati Bengals 20.6 (+1 | +0.4)13. Indianapolis Colts 19.2 (+5 | +5.3)14. Arizona Cardinals 19.1 (+3 | +3.2)15. Seattle Seahawks 17.8 (+7 | +6.3)16. Denver Broncos 17.1 (-2 | -2.7)17. Dallas Cowboys 16.2 (+4 | +4)18. Atlanta Falcons 15.6 (+6 | +5.5)19. Minnesota Vikings 13.9 (-9 | -9.5)20. Houston Texans 13.7 (-4 | -3.5)21. Pittsburgh Steelers 12.1 (-6 | -5.8)22. Jacksonville Jaguars 10.8 (-3 | -2.6)23. Las Vegas Raiders 10 (-3 | -2.6)24. New England Patriots 8.9 (+3 | +2.7)25. Chicago Bears 8.2 (-2 | -2.2)26. New York Jets 6.9 (-1 | -0.9)27. Miami Dolphins 5.4 (-1 | -1.4)28. Tennessee Titans 5.3 (+1 | +0.9)29. Carolina Panthers 3.8 (-1 | -0.7)30. New York Giants 3.4 (+1 | +1.2)31. Cleveland Browns 2.1 (-1 | -1)32. New Orleans Saints 1.2 (NC | +0.2)
>>150856142Dude you're outside in the wild burn that shit on the ground so there is a chance of a wild flire like a real man
rate herbie's gf
>>1508562520/10Look like it was built on a lab
>>150856252Fat
>>150856197Oh okay. So if Im on my fourth down but only need to gain one yard I could tush push or just give up and punt it as far back as possible hoping my oponents cant pull off a proper attack in the following plays?
>>150856252why she built like a xenomorph?
>>150856264>>150856266you are gay
>>150856276Gross
>>150856268You could tush push or try a different play but the tush push is 99.9% of the time guaranteed to work thays why its so controversialBut yeah thats pretty much it
>>150856284you have sex with men
>>150856286>thays why its so controversialIt's controversial because A) the defense lining up like that (the best way to stop it) is against the rules B) the way the center lines up over the ball is against the rules and C) the Guards always false start (against the rules). It's effective in the same way that a Corner always committing DPI is effective
>>150856294Black hair on women just doesn't do it for me sorry toots
>>150856286>>150856305Thanks lads. Soon I will know ball
>>150856294Her music career couldnt take off cause everyone assumed shes just a retard inlfuencer she looks too plastic for her own good
>his team doesn't give him free foodcouldn't be me
>>150856325her music is okay. plus she's bi and keeps a side chick which is unfathomably based and hot
>>150856328No gabagool?
Big Red blew it for us the retard was calling plays like a loose cannon sad to say but it's time for him to go
>>150856328what is italian beef anyway?
>>150856328I miss her so much brehs
>>150856328>the Bears scoring a passing TD is so unlikely that Portillo's is willing to offer thisGrim
Posting here before the news breaks, several chiefs players got anal worms in brazil
>>150856377Genitals are so disgusting when you think about it. Sex is really gross when you're not in the mood
Everyone is just patiently waiting until the Chiefs play
This bussy is just waiting patiently.
>>150856377Ewwwww
>>150856352Lean cuts of braised beef sliced thin and put on a roll, typically with pickled vegetables and jus
several chiefs players got anal worms in this bussy
for me, it's jewess pussy
Herbs could do better
>>150856432Could open a walnut cracking factory with that chin
A woman who loves you will never put a penis in your mouth or anal worms in your bussy.
>>150856499>A woman who loves you will neverI know
>>150856463Strong chins are hot as fuck and make for beautiful children.
What if the Giants beat the Chiefs this Sunday?
>>150856586Don't the Chiefs have a bad secondary? Russel dragons will dice them up
>>150856586The Travis Kelce magnum opus
>>150856586Mahomo finna retire
>>150856586Then the queefs would be 0-3
>>150856645gonna need a source on that one buckaroo
>>150850674I dont like the hand moves denver guy makes in the end
Love me gamedays, simple as.Can't wait to spend all day at the office fantasizing about the big matchup tonight on TNF, coming home, turning on the game, and getting started on dinner. Maximum Comfy desu.Everyone thinks the Bills win handily, and they probably will, but Any Given Thursday bros /amirite/Look for Josh Allen to have a big night and maybe we'll get a Tyreek chimp out too bros!See you all in 10 hours :D
>>150856654Based football enjoyer
>>150856654Kindly nobody post about the games until I have watched them in the morning which whould be in around 20 hours. Hope thats cool with everyone, thanks.
>>150856784Just took a look at the script. Allen gets his bussy injured in the first quarter and the Bills lose 24-20
>>150856815Come on anon Im not that new. Legit script glimpses always get digits. There is no truth in silly singles
>>150851587>so…kinda?
Everyone predicting a beat down tonight so obviously Miami is going to win. Putting last months (I’m a month late) rent money on it. If they don’t win I’m literally going to be evicted but this is a 100% lock easy money would be stupid not to do it
Why is everyone acting like the bills are completely depended on Josh Allen?the AFC is so weak this year they could start mitchell trubisky the rest of the season and still have 14-15 wins
>>150854110It’s some gay nepo babby circlejerk. I remember seeing a breakdown of how many of them shared the same high school.
>>150856843>Why is everyone acting like the bills are completely depended on Josh Allen?Because they are. Allen finally has some recent receivers and a run game, but for years now he's been doing it all himself.
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>>150856937god, i hope schefty digs up some dirt on the island gorilla
>>150856900What's the most recent receiver he has?
>>150856654I genuinely hate seeing people happy.
I still haven't got paid for helping shovel snow last year at the bills stadium
>>150856842Allen looked shook after his nose got busted and his accuracy went to shit. This might actually be a good bet
>>150855590>Willis>Aldon Smith>Ahmad Brooks>Bowman49ers had the best linebacking corps in that era.
>>150856982More like Buffalo No-Bills amirite?
>>150853968shut your indian ass up bitch
>>150856996>his accuracy went to shit. Never had a nose injury like that before? Your eyes water like a mother fucker nonstop for hours. Your nose swells up. Both of those things fuck up your vision.
>>150857006Best front seven too, and fangio was the DC. iirc one of those years they didn't allow a rushing touchdown until week 15 or something.
>>150856252Robot/10
Single digits and tyreek hill giga chimpout and murders his family after the game tonight
>>150856586Would absolutely love to see it.
is kyler legit retarded?
>>150856654I hope you have a blessed day, anon.
Gonna post some cool android wallpapers
>>150852422exactly. he had 101. russell wilson threw 450 and was still holding an L.
I'm shamelessly phone-posting and nobody can stop me
I got most of these from a quick Google search anyway, anyone could find 'em
My dolphies finna get raped by my Billies tonight
>>150857113I only phone post PS5 made PC gaming obsolete
>>150857090Doesnt matter, he will be the first midget to win the Owl
Okay last one, thanks for letting me share.
Whoop, I lied, one more...!
>>150857090Dude looks like he can't read
>>150857110Anyone would lose a game where their defense gave up over 15 penalties for over 170 yards
>>150857113There’s been a shift in the last few years, the only good posters are phone posters, who the fuck actually sits at a pc and uses this tibetan shadow puppetry image board besides the most terminally online lunatics and third worlders in the year of our lord 2025
is he right?
>>150857090just black
>>150857123kill yourself you fake fan brown retard
Mahomescels....
>>150857266Mahomes hasn't been elite since the refs stopped cashing the checks 3 games ago. People need to stop this cope leaving him on lists like this. Rip the bandaid off. It is over. He is old and washed up.
>>150857290He is the only guy with a ring among the 5 people on the picture
>>150857317And the refs are gonna need those back.
I never understood the mindset of "This team isn't ready to draft a QB, they have other needs they need to address first." Why? If you see a guy you think can be your franchise QB, then take him. Having a QB will make things much more clear on how you need to build your team.
>>150857335The last 20+ years of the dolphins. That is why.
>>150857347Their fault was in the QB they selected. If they picked Herbert, things would be fine.
>>150857266I think Baker Mayfield is a great player but it's not hard to look elite when you face the Falcons, Saints, and Panthers defenses each twice every single year.
>>150857372You quite legitimately don't know ball.
>>150857378Stop using this stupid phrase. It's obvious that you don't have anything substantive to add but you're so gotten to that you feel the need to say something anyways because you're too fragile and insecure to brush off an internet comment.
>>150857391kek this bitch is mad as fuck about not knowing ball>stop using this stupid phrasefirst day off preddit?
>>150857377same goes for Allen and Mahomo, the AFCE has been consistently trash since Brady's departure and the AFCW only just got good last year
>>150857335There were / are a lot of great defensive teams with shit QBs who kept trying to draft a franchise QB when they probably should have just invested in an O line and a RB instead. Just look at the Browns or Bears.
>>150857394I accept your concession :)
>>150850674That was so ironically gay that’s it’s unironically gay
>>150857405Stop using this stupid phrase. It's obvious that you don't have anything substantive to add but you're so gotten to that you feel the need to say something anyways because you're too fragile and insecure to brush off an internet comment.
>>150857410Would you be happy if your wife looked like this?
>>150857416ew what the fuck is actually wrong with you?
>>150857335Ask Andrew Luck how that worked out for him
>>150855561well yeah their passing concepts have been total dogshit so fartheir entire offensive scheme is piss poorreverted back to the highschool tier bullshit of 2023 and that they just won the owl is the only reason I still have a little bit of patience for the new OC
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>>150857429dire
>>150857420The Colts failed him after he was drafted. Taking him was the right decision, they failed to acquire protection over the following years.
>>150857444That doesn't change the fact that they ruined his career
>>150857448Taking him was still the right decision though.
>>150857416Yes but is she real?
>>150857458I can guarantee you that Luck would disagree. Not only that but that was the year after Peypey broke his neck because of shitty pass protection so that should have been their biggest priority
>>150857476>tush pushWe call it the bussy bump here
>>150857485I'm not talking about it from the player's perspective. I'm talking about it from the team's perspective. Acquiring a QB is hard and there's never going to be some perfect situation for you to have a franchise QB to walk into, if you see a guy you think will be that, then you take him. Competent teams will recognize the urgency to build around him after they get him.
She’s cute af. I’m convinced you’re all homos
>>150857510pasty demonic white talons typed this
Blo Dix gets carried
>galen squirts
>>150857511While I'm not who you're talking to I get what you're saying but you know what you also don't do right out of the gate? Make him play. You know like say, forcing Flores to put in Tua when you have Ryan fucking Fitzpatrick on hand.Obviously Tua was never the guy but you give them a much better chance to not be a concussed coconut by not sending them out there to die if your line isn't ready.
>>150857511And what did the team get out of blnot getting him pass protection? Getting blown out like 42-7 in the AFCCG and never reaching the championship game again before ending up in QB hell
>>150857523>you're bad without an elite qb
1 Josh Allen2 Lamar Jackson3 Patrick Mahomes4 Baker Mayfield5 Justin Herbert
>>150857521you are brown
could the browns not find a better sponsor than literal ass wipes?
>>150857522Jesus christ that Titan's o-line
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
The Rat king cometh
>>150857522>Seahawks not in the bottom 10I must be dreaming
>>150857573holy shit someone send this to mcdaniel asap
>>1508575734. let the curse take over and use the dark arts to trade tua for a win
>>150857527It's reasonable if you don't want to immediately throw him to the wolves, but you should still take a guy if you believe he will be your franchise QB.>>150857533You're missing the point of what I'm saying.
>>150857573altpost:>"To win games, you have to win the games, uhm, not lose the game, honestly" - Mike McDaniel, Head Coach of the Miami Dolphins since 2022, in the NFL since 2005
>>150857545this except remove Mahomes and insert Wentz
>>150857597No I'm not, you're saying the Clots were right to draft Luck without giving him amy pass protection and I'm saying that's what ruined his career and put the Clots into QB hell
>>150857597You don't send them in front of a line you know needs work and needed work for 2 decades. A line that isn't fit for any quarterback, let alone your franchise guy you want to last you years and years. You especially don't do it when you know they are already of weak constitution physically and mentally. The point is what you're saying is in magical fantasy best case scenario world. Instead you get the bears drafting caleb and he plays like caleb williams.
>>150851406honestly anon, you would be surprised at what a skill this is, especially if you're making good food.
>>150857522kinda surprised that bengals aren't bottom 3
>>150857610I'm saying that the decision to draft Luck was correct in a vacuum, while acknowledging that Ryan Grigson failed to adequately protect him in the 4-5 years afterwards.
>>150857522Weird how the broncos had the worst line in the league with russell wilson at the helm, and now we have the best line under bo nix. Almost as if sacks are a qb stat.
>>150857573>no "score more points than the other team"it's ogre
>>150857640And at the end of the day they won no rings with Luck so it's all moot regardless
lmao
>>150855725Wtf were they doing in Morocco? I was actually there when that picture was taken.
>>150857669they went to Brussels first but wanted a more authentic experience
>>150857662>look it up>it's reporters are asking why he thinks the bills have been doing well these past few years
Baker doubters are awfully quiet right now.
Mahomes is 30 now. Is the GOAT chase officially over?
>>150857691Based and /trv/ pilled.
>>150857662>Going from Buffalo to Miami must be tortureFor football, yes. For everything else, other way around. Imagine going from some depressed rust belt shithole to the biggest party city in the U.S. outside of Vegas.
>>150857728he's old and washed and the refs bet against him now its joever bros...
so is cam ward ass or is it just the titans
>>150857739>the biggest party city in the U.S. outside of Vegastalmbout fayetteville arkansas?
>>150857739>outside of VegasVegas is dead now. Casinos got too greedy and were literally adding fees for utensils and nickel and diming everything. It's no longer a good value to go there. Just check online, you'll see videos of the Strip that looks like a ghost town
>>150857101Cool. You got any for iPhones?
>>150857751His head coach is retarded
>>150857759I loved all those fake stories about the strip being empty because drumpf because this because that meanwhile they have been running off their customers for fucking decades and are now shocked when shit starts to cost more elsewhere people say nah fuck you vegas.
>>150857739It's humid as shit down there, fuck that
this nigga posting android wallpapers lmaooo we're all iphone chads here
>>150857768Miami has sucked for a long time now compared to what it once was but there are a lot of cool areas in florida. Most of em aren't in the cities. That said a lot of you just straight up aren't built for that kind of weather it is a subtropical swamp. It is why northerners are easy to spot running from ac to ac like their lives depended on it.
>>150857522>My Niners that highWho grades these things?
>>150857510I don't think an organization that gave $265 million guaranteed to peanut oil man gives a fuck about character, anon
>>150857770So true king
>>150857765so there's hope for him but not until he escapes?
>>150850686Pretty sick of this cringe quote already
>>150857728Yes. Only stats under 30 and while having a LT matter when it comes to goat conversations according to a mentally ill person on here.
>>150857782remember that those ratings are not qualitative but quantitative. they're not saying our line is super talented but rather that it's been performing well, which makes sense given the caliber of pass rush we've had to deal with so far>>150857802to be fair his coach probably won't be there much longer anyways, he just has to wait a bit
Vibes for the Chiefs are so bad this season. Everyone infighting, Mahomes does not trust his line at all, they have 0 run game, they have not recovered from the SB loss.Basically they need to have a very good, very complete game vs the Giants. If they lose it might actually be over for them. If they barely win then maybe they'll be okay. If they have a convincing win I think they rally and go like 4-3 over the next few weeks.
>>150857829I think we'll trade for a rb at some point
rate Josh Allen's wife
>>150857835>delete this please
What if we... Don't let the Eagles get to 3rd/4th and 1?
>>150857835isnt she like 1/16 filipino? no thanks
>we
>>150857814What do you think about the o line? Feels like moneyballing the o line is part of their strategy. Ok you got Trent Williams but after that it's Mckivitz who was a 6th rounder. Connor Colby looked great filling in for Bartch and he was drafted in the 7th. Punni was solid last year but he looks hurt and might get replaced by the undrafted rookie Drew Moss. Jake Brendal was undrafted I think. It's kind of impressive
>>150857829if the giants beat them then not only will the ravens, lions, commanders, and bills absolutely destroy them, but it shows the jaguars and raiders actually have a shot as well in between those games. 0-9 going into the bye would be on the table. perhaps not the most likely outcome, but we've seen how bad things that shouldn't have happened become once teams start to spiral.
I believe on Carson Wentz
>>150857858puni is one of the best young guards in the entire league, he just needs to get back to full health like half the damn team already. but rather than moneyballing it's more that the front office has no particular sense of urgency at adding young talent, they'll do it but only when "perfect" chances fall to them. it should have been a key priority last draft but they didn't get anyone they really likes because their options kept getting sniped (thanks, raiders).so in the meantime they're covering for talent holes with scheme and coaching, as well as relying on the idea that gaps in blocking and protection can be compensated for by the RB finding his own lanes and the QB avoiding sacks respectively. which can work short term, but in the long run it's risky. trent has only so much time left, and CMC and purdy keep getting hurt. we desperately need to go all in on offensive line next draft like we did for the front seven this past one. I don't wanna see purdy's career get cut short by going the way of luck, tua, or burrow.
>>150857859>0-9 going into the bye would be on the table
when will /nfl/ admit that Dak is a top 5 qb?
>>150857884Vikangz fans are the most supportive in the nfl if you put manziel on this team they'll cheer and believe in him
>>150857917then send the giants your energy fren\o/
>>150857766>>150857759The only people not going to Vegas anymore are poor peopleyou’ve been priced out, brokie
>>150857934kek I can have a better time without leaving my state to go to some desert shithole. I have better casinos in state. Why would I go to shitty vegas. They suicided themselves. Stay poor though.
Pooa is going to have his eggs scrambled and my Dolphies are going to be molested incredibly hard tonight
>>150857951fake dolphin fan doesn't know the curse will cause them to win tonight
>>150857940> have better casinos in stateno, you literally don’t>im not broke you’re broke!nice cope though
>>150857961kek stay big mad about it, no one is going to vegas anymore, its more joever than mahomie post 30
>>150857968you really lack reading comprehension and stay out
you really lack bussy comprehension
>>150857981ahahahahahah stay seething broke brown bitch
>>150857996>broke brown bitchwe don’t sign our posts here
I think the browns will win against fudgepackers this week
>>150857981t. vegas head of tourism
>>150858007yeah turn your monitor on and you will though
Arch Manning, here we come
>>150857919When he hoists the George Halas trophy
>>150858015huh?
>>150858030fraid so
>>150857934new money always gets liquidated by status traps
>>150858014Why is it called sin city
>>150857915Yeah Trent struggled in week 1 I think he allowed the most pressures since joining the team. Definitely need to focus on o line in next year's draft.
>>150858012Flacco is going to get eaten alive but the peckers are overdue for the offense stalling out for no reason, will be a boring shit game but green gay will pull ahead
>>150857476Of course, his washed arms are the reason they lost, too slippery
>>150858046man shut your bitch ass up
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>>150857573Godspeed to the autismal anon who took over Reddit by spamming "turndaballova" for months on end.
