>Thursday 18th September 202520:00 Manchester City v Napoli20:00 Newcastle United v Barcelona
www.liverpoolfc.com/news/liverpool-fc-statement-hillsborough-law Liverpool Furlough Club want people in handcuffs for suggesting even a handful of their fans (this was pre-John W. Henry after all) were drunk during Hillsborough.
this was the alternative OP was a tough decision
>>150857195>Can't pay? We'll take Isak away.
Jose confirmed at Benfica by the way
>>150857195>debt collector
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
>>150857393The Amorim System in full effect
>>150857393>customers are so desperate that they're already throwing around the idea of hiring rooney
Has anyone else noticed zesty guys always have meticulously groomed hair going to the barber 8 times a week to get a new fade 24/7?
>>150857453haven't considered the zestiness of it all, but have certainly considered how much money and time are being spent on these haircuts I'm seeing
where's olise going next season?is he really gonna end up at liverslip?>>150857453>>150857462i've been just cuttin my hair at home for like 3 years now and it really gives you a sense of freedom, or maybe i just don't really give a fuck how i look anymore since i've lost all hope
>>150857179>30 years oldHOLY FUCK that's ROUGH
>>150857470>where's olise going next season?nowhere you dumb bandwagoner
>>150857496no need to get upsetty, just talking sense.no one wants to play in the blundershitga if they're offered a chance in the prem for a team like livapoo or citeh
>>150857496Sorry Hans but Uli added a time limit release clause in the contract so our boy is coming BACK to the prem after his short little vacation in your toddler league
BREAKING:Liverpool set to be expelled from the Champions League for fielding an ineligible player. Newcastle's Alexander Isak, who is not for sale, played in Liverpool's win over Atletico Madrid despite the fact that he's NOT FOR SALE.[@LukeEdwardsTele]P.S - NOT FOR SALE
LIVERPOOL F.C.Manager>Anal SlutManager's Daughter>Is a SlutStadium>TransfieldCaptain>Trans DykeMain Stand>The CockTheme>You'll Never Wank AloneBit on the nose.
>>150857519there is no secret release clauseyou're literally Indian tier (aka a Liverpoop fan)if you believe that
>>150857470Liverslip could easily sell Salah and bring in Oliseand Citeh could also sell Savio to Spurs and bring him in tooMy money is on him going to Liverslip
>>150857496Olise has a release fee, City/Liverpool/Chelsea all want him
>>150857566maybe Chelsea can trade Jackson for him
The Simeone incident was incredibly funny, but I just hate how everyone's an internet personality now trying to cash in on any little spontaneous moments that happens in the world these days.
>>150857179>>150857195>>150857285>>150857409>>150857484BREAKINGhttps://x.com/jonnyplfc6/status/1968601569823203476The Liverpool fan who got into a spat with Simeone is actually a GEORDIE.He's uploaded a video with a clear Geordie accent
>>150857580That's a Mackem accent though. Might even be Durham.
>>150857566Accordong to who, BayernSpace? Kek. Thats a fsn account like BarcaManagement. That guy deletes 90% of the stuff he posts, like Buyern signing Jackson permanentently to replace Kane.
>>150857580Cowardly Geordie Bastard even supports Liverpool now? You couldn't write it....
>>150857591Christoph Freund refused to say whether he has one or not when asked by journalists
>>150857601Why would he confirm or deny that? He said neither for Musiala who does have a release clause compared to Olise.
>>150857535okay then, am gonna take your word, hans.but don't seeth at me when he ends up at the prem next year anyway
>>150857626stop talking like a brit with a kuwait flag, that's cringe
>>150857580Geordie Bastards gone beyond not criticising liverpool, now they actively support them
>>150857528GB won't say anything about this
>>150857705>>150857690Samefag
>>150857729NopeJust two very intelligent, sexy men who think alike Meanwhile you are an ugly, twisted nobody *kicks sand in your meaningless eyes* WON'T be needing those!
>>150857775ObsessedNewcastle playing Barcelona tonight. Who are your club playing
since all the English teams apart from Lelsea managed to win their CL games, by god’s grace even Tottenham, one of City or Newcastle have to lose today.
>>150857800in my most humble opinion i think city draw and newcastle lose
Put money on Wirtz doing fuck all this weekend. Didn't even see who they've got and it doesn't matter.
Germ getting scared they'll lose another player to Liverpool kek
>>150857800It's written in the stars that the Manchester boys combine to beat City tonight. Newcastle will be reminded they're nothing but a feeder club.
>>150857632you know what's cringe? Non stop money talk people arguing back and forth about transfer fees, add-ons, net spend etc etc well guess people it's not Germany so it doesn't really matter
>>150857822>Newcastle will be reminded they're nothing but a feeder club.Lloyd Kelly alone has proven this already
>>150857822>Manchester boysLMAO dave still pathetically trying to connect united and citySad sad sad
>>150857850Are KDB, Hojland and McTominay not former Manchester boys?
I said Germany but in such a way to sound like 'your money' hehe good stuff
>>150857825what is this ESL babbling, are you a jeettry again in English
>>150858053*Yawn* you're berlin me to death hans
>>150858062>pls accept me, im totally into this soccer sport of yourscringe
>>150857195>The Daily Fail thinking the fact he's a debt collector is at all relevantJfc no wonder their readers behave as if they're lobotomised>>150857484>30 years old>HOLY FUCK that's ROUGHLosing tonnes of hair early is brutal. Just always makes men look much older.
>>150858078If I could be frankfurt a second, I think you're quite rude and a bit of a düsselDORK
All of this is a distraction from how bad Wirtz has been and I want 4plebs to relfect that in the future
>>150858099can you please stop this chatgpt shitI know you jeets love AI but please
>>150858078did you grow up saying 'cringe' all the time hans (2 out of your last 3 posts) or are you just a yank sycophant?
cringe
kek he said it again, feels like i won this one decisively. Anyway, on to bigger and better
Is this the squirrel German poster? He's a good poster if so.
Liverpool spelt backwards is faggot. Coincidence? I think not.
good morning fellow English people sirs, I like the Liverpool FC
someone, possibly 190, just whinged to us over in /brit/ about the bullying you're getting
>Gerrard's final appearance for Liverpool at Anfield was on 16 May against Crystal Palace in a 3–1 loss. His final appearance for the club was eight days later in a 6–1 defeat at Stoke, with Gerrard scoring Liverpool's only goal of the game.more like Loserslip
>>150858211I remember that name from like 10 years agowasn't that the fat ugly guy walking towards the camera in his kitchen?
>>150858225I remember Stoke letting him score because he was so respected. It was based. Also it got Klopp into Liverpool.
>>150858178HELLO SAAR I LOVE THE LIVERPOOL
>>150858239no that was kev
>>150858244Yeah that was a pathetic appearance. He celebrated the goal like it won them the match as well. Think Liverpool were losing 4-0 at the time and it was 5-1 FT.
>>150858225Gerrard was world class la.... he definitely wasnt holding the team back!!
>>150858253>it was 5-1 FTlad, how do you even remember to breathe? lol. does your carer know you're online?
>>150858261I said 'think' as it's a vague memory. You just confirmed it though Scouse dolescum cheers now talk about how fucking shite Wirtz has been since you're here.
>>150858273You're replying as part of a conversation that explicitly stated the scoreline. The entire conversation was 3 posts long, with yours being the third. So I'll repeat, does your carer know you're online?
He cannot talk about Wirtz. It's verboten. Give it a year and he'll be shoving the cunt out of the club.
>>150858281>so embarrassed about his mistake that he's stopped replying directly to mekek you need full time round the clock care
"Don't talk about football in /epl/ and talk about personalities instead" says mentally-ill Scouser whose entire life is 4chan.org and his parasocial mates on X Wirtz meanwhile is the single worst signing - given his fee even after inflation - in English football history.
yep I'm finna thinking KdB finna slice a cheeky blooter in the top corner tonight that gets saved by Donnarumma
cant stop laughing at citymong getting the score wrong THREE MINUTES after being told the score kek
thinking back yesterday on the precious memories I was sharing, not realizing that any detail that gets fuzzy through the passage of time could (and will) be scrutinized by IBP and thrown in my face for the rest of the day
hype
>>150857195are national newspapers doxing someone for winding up simeone of all people lmaotruly another wonderful "liverpool bad" day we even have a guy whinging about hillsborough in the first post
>>150858341These are fabulous memorises Peter
Liverbros? We need to get Simon FIRED. #SackSimon
>>150858420>terrible losersI've got some great news for Simon Jordan. Liverpool haven't lost this season.
>>150858430That's what he is saying, anon. That when they do lose, they are terrible losers.
>>150857179>>150857195>>150857580fucking wanker
>>150858420there's few greater humiliations than working for talksport in the first placei can be safe in the knowledge i will never have to listen to his terrible opinions
Simon Mignolet giving away an obvious penalty, then saving it and then getting a yellow card for celebrating in the face of the ref who gave it.And now he's pulled his groin and is having to come off. 15 minutes in.
Hot toffee apple crumble at Hull City £5.85
>>150858515
>>150858544?
2 years ago club brugge were managed by scott parker
>>150858567
>>150858439But they haven't lost this season.
caught him crumble handed posting the olds
>>150858615He's talking about the past, anon. He's not talking about this season only. He's talking about in general.
>>150858659But he's lucky still, because they haven't lost this season.
>>150858590they must have reposted it didnt expect a picture of an apple crumble to get fact checkedsuppose someone of your, how do i put this...disposition, never forgets a picture like that
>>150858722I'm a Footy Scran enjoyer. I look at all their posts and remember particularly good ones. They reposted it, yes.
remember when monaco were good?
>>150858420He should read /epl/ and find out that they're terrible winners* too
>>150858586Should never have gotten work again after his stint at Fulham.
>>150858805I remember when Morientes was there on loan and then Real Madrid rinsed Liverpool who bought him
>>150858515Apple crumbles are S+++ tierToffee is like whatever though.
>>150858752https://scrandle.com/ You’ll probably enjoy this then. Saw some streamer playing it on pootube.
>>150858871Thanks lad that was fun. Got 7/10.
FOMO starting to creep in as my final decision about which game to watch looms
>>150858964just watch both to HELL with the ebb and flow
>when Eddie Meme has gone full Eddie Meme"Newcastle United starting line-up: Pope, Trippier, Schar, Burn, Livramento, Tonali, Guimaraes, Joelinton, Elanga, Gordon, Barnes"EDDIE NO
>>150858981even if I could follow the storylines of two games ( I couldn't and don't trust any man that says he can), the simple act of changing the channel alone breaks the immersion for me and takes me out of my trance
>>150859079what's wrong with that line up?
>>150859079grim squad tbqh, injuries and ffp have done a right number on themat least with that Isak cash they can get at least two decent players in Jan
>>150859079where's isak? i had it under good authority (luke edwards) that he'd be a newcastle player for this season
>>150859139they already spent that money (it's on their bench)
>>150859139if they hadn't waited until deadline to do the inevitable deal then they could have improved the squad further this summer
kek there's another Canadian absolutely bodying the humourless dweeb in the city gamethread, that might have made my decision of what game to watch a little easier
>>150859079>not playing a strikerEddie Meme is an actual retard, makes sense though because the “studying abroad” he did was under fucking Simeone so all he’s learnt is negative hoofball. As evidenced by this article https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6628783/2025/09/17/newcastle-eddie-howe-rugby-kick-offs/ about him using rugby punt it out of tactics purely because Simeone did it against him and it made his little willy go all small it did.
Woltemate benched - why?
>>150859737kek
>>150859737
>>150859737LMAO
>>150859737lel
got to say both of these matches are SLURPERS
Geordies and Scousers are proper inbred looking bastards kek
>>150860589it's an ongoing theme this season that matches not involving liverpool are ultimately crap
newcastle playing like they're embarrassed to have been invited to play in the CL
>>150860692t.cousin fucking manjeet kek
>>150860589might just turn the football off and watch a movie or something at this point
>>150860961>a movieYou smelly mong you know we calm them films in the uk
>>150861025interchangeable to me both are used in the real world
I call them pictures
That's Rashford starting every match in the world cup now btw
>>150861177>not talkies
>>150861025Movies are made for the general public. Films are made for filmmakers as well as the general public.
It's a total coincidence of course but the amount of times I've noticed a few ongoing games being stuck at 0-0 and then a goal is scored almost at the same time across both games is funny.
based Irish noticer
>>150861206both headers around 55 minutessir rashfords was better, haalands wasnt bad and a nice chip from zesty but it was against 10 men
>Conceding twice to RashfordI TOLD YOU HE WOULD GO FULL EDDIE MEME
Newcastle getting a right clackering Of course it's thanks to Scousers that they don't have a decent striker any more so there's no chance they come back But will he say anything? Will he fuck. Will he be seething ITT all night at everyone other than Scousers? YES
>>150861254Mr. Anonymous, a second coincidence has just hit the screen
>>150861206Delete this or the UEFA hit squad will get you
what a goal from rashford
>>150861347Glad I don't live in your schizo head, Dave
>>150861358quality goal from rashford, that one will hurt for the manure sistersgood run from doku too cant knock that
>>150861366Total coincidence my friend. I've got full immunity.
The Geordie Bastard lashing-out begins
Sir Marcus Rashford MBE
They will never be a big club.
> Jeremy Corbyn and Aston Villa’s local MP have called for the club’s Europa League fixture against Israeli side Maccabi Tel Aviv to be cancelled
>>150861474A big club doesn't sell their best player
>>150861474Bigger than every club on your island
>>150861476oy veydid you see the thing with "your party" some pakistani MP set up her own portal to take donations and memberships and now theres a power struggle between the commies and muslimslove the left always a laugh
>>150861411Yeah, I thought that was pretty nice from Doku. Trashford, like half the players that leave United, is just twisting the dagger.
https://x.com/SkySportsNews/status/1968751845809045935The PFA has stepped in to address the unfair treatment Raheem Sterling is receiving at Chelsea.
>>150861552>unions getting involved for the poor disadvantaged 300k a week youth
if you thought that rashford goal was good, just wait until you see what wirtz does in the mersyside derby this weekend because he has that kind of strike in his locker too
>>150861516that's not who the struggle is between
Wirtz, 22, is getting fitter every week. Do remember he's only 22 so it'll take a few weeks-months-seasons for him to reach peak fitness, he is after all ONLY 22 years old.
>>150861552>unfair treatmentVery obvious neither Sterling nor Disasi want to actually play football.
>>150861626what is it then?dont actually care just hope they hurt the left for the next decade until we can fix the country and get them deported
>>150859737hehehe
Gordon is one of the worst players I’ve ever seen? How is this cunt getting in the England squad?
>>150859737fucking kek
>>150861676do you reckon those who have been in power for the past 50 years (you know, not the left) might have had a go at fixing the country at some point?
>>150857179Kwab
>>150861710really really not interested in discussing the tories with you lmao
What does Geordie pussy taste like?
Tell you what when it's full time and Geordie Bastard kicks off, get out. I don't want you lot getting hurt, it's not worth it.
>>150861740OK Dave
By all rights Newcastle don't belong in the Champions League. Reminder that Villa were robbed of their rightful place due to manure refball.
>>150861740okay mum
>>150861825>wanting this season's Villa in the CLThey should have beaten Ipswich home and away.
i might be banned (again)but Woltemade on newcastle bench
>>150861697The law dictates that you apologise
>>150861866He's on now but it is odd that he didn't start
>>1508618871 goal in 201 matches for Newcastle. Not apologising he is shite
>>150861892i know he's onthat doesn't deny the fact he was eating on the bench
newcastle is awfulwhat my boy nick gotten himself into...
>big six chads win>poocastle losewho'd have guessed
>>150862000Chelsea lost so your post makes no sense
The Geordies and Scousers are FUMING. I would be too if I had webbed feet and my dad was my uncle.
>>150862046But you have both Dave
>>150862046>Geordies and ScousersSame thing
>>150862018The law dictates that we can't talk about Chelsea
being bombarded with marcus rashford propaganda on twitterhow i've missed it
>>150862125Lit
>forgot image
>>150862046Theyre so incredibly inbred lol
rashy goes level with united's top scorer for the season
>>150862259Grim.
>>150862176sancho should have gone to la liga too, leave these autistic united beancounters behind and live the more relaxed lifestyle where you don't have to work too hard when you have talent to express yourself
>>150862720Sancho is a bellend
>West Ham will consider turning to Slaven Bilic if they sack Graham Potter, who is under growing pressure after a poor start to the season.A club ran by morons for morons
>>150857179How the fuck is this guy 30 years old? I am 31 and I'd look like his son next to him
>>150857531>>You'll Never Wank Alonei wish
really impressed by malick thiaw, surprised we didnt start him or at least sub him on when schar got hurt
>>150857531lmao
>>150857580shocked to learn that he was in fact the victim and it wasn't his fault
Nick Woltemade vs Barcelona:0 Goals/Assists0 Shots0 Aerial Duels Won4 Completed Passes4 Possessions LostLORD WOLDEMORT
I like pronouncing this thread slash general as “eeple” haha :)
also wondering why he took elanga off? he was mint
volumes
>>150863763love that lil pigeon
gentlemeni was wrong about marcus MBE
>>150863763isn't true though, is it
The PL can never reach this amount of SOVLEggball can never reach this SOVLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STzM0RA9ovIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STzM0RA9ovIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STzM0RA9ovIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STzM0RA9ovI
>>150858277heemed that cunt past the oort cloud
>>150862259Owen Goalés has been a great signing
amorim get outttttttttttttttt
>>150857179
clubs need to stop slowly integrating they're 80m+ signings and just make them play a full 90 week in week outit's embarrassing to pay that much and have them on the bench half the timeworks for city
>>150867100My club has done this with our £130m AM and isn't working too well atm
>>150857470if liverpool want a player they’ll get him and there’s nothing you can do about it
>aw started bumping several threads at the bottom of the catalog to get spurs vs Bournemouth archivedNot sure why this matchday thread upset him so much.
>>150870332It is pathetic to keep it bumped though lets be real heret. not AW
>Manchester United borrowed £105m from revolving credit facilities to fund summer transfer spending. Short-term borrowings are at an all-time high.Every day we move further toward that relegation /mug/ inshalla
>>150865808always rated himscores whenever he plays
>>150870361there are around 1.7 millions pakistani and india people in the world, basically there's a 1/5 chance that a baby will be born either of them
>>150870344no, you were the only one seething, aw.
>>150870395Right, first off, I'm not AW. Second, you ever EVER accuse me of being seething again I'll cunting knock you the fuck out. I'm an expert hacker and I WILL find your IP and I WILL smash your fucking face in if you say I'm seething again.
not much talk about Aston Villa this season from you dressed-by-their-ma cuntshas Emery been found out?
>>150867918Liverpool have won every game they've played and while Wirtz hasn't has a huge impact he hasn't really made any mistakes either
>>150861651wtf! that's younger than Nick Woltemade star of Germany u-21
>>150870532they've been very wasteful, had a red card and tried a new formation but they'll surely get going at some point and end on similar points to the last couple of seasons
>Poocastle got beat by TrashfordLOL how embarrassing.
>>150870532>irrelevant 14Who fuckin cares?
>>150870332Looks like a janny knocked it off via automatic archival, the time of the last post was too recent for the thread to fall off naturally. You can always make an Eternal Spurs General if you're that desperate to talk about them constantly.
>>150870675he is an ange sycophant that hates spurs for sacking himthat was the point in him bumping that threadbut yes the aussies should probably just make a /mate/ general
>>150870675Wrong. You can knock threads off by bumping older threads constantly. AW already spent like 4-5 hours trying to spam wikipedia articles only to get banned like the unhinged sperg he is.>>150870422You are clearly AW, hence the unhinged posting style.
but i want to talk about tottenham!!
>>150870714it's 190 he can't go a single minute without seething about arsenal and will switch VPNs to the serb any moment now to back himself up
>>150870813You sure love calling everyone who mocks you "190", don't you aw?>>150870814Take your meds, spacker
ange was shit, but AW is a much bigger cancer than this ausfag and he hates being exposed more than anything in the world (except getting a job)
>>150857179>i was right to antagonise people for 90 minutes and call them wankers at the top of my voice because they spat at me after it was overscouse logicuntermensch
its funny that the low IQ AW saw the spurs thread getting bumped and HATED them getting any attention even when it was pointed out to him that spurs lost that match and the aussie is hating on spurs, still he sperged out and spammed wikipediacrazy
hmm
>>150870725>You can knock threads off by bumping older threads constantly.Last post in the thread was 1am this morning. There are still threads up that have last posts from a time earlier than that. A janny pulped it, no other explanation.
>>150871028what is it with English "men" and bumming each other?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSqmWOYxDws
>>150871203https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMfKOppugjc
Man United should've bought Bowen and Chris Wood.
these "european nights" bring out some proper shit crowds like
>>150871056banter
>>150871056Shagging birds is for poofs
>>150871862they needed mbummo to match luke shaws sheer circumference
>"Alex did feel his body more than maybe ever before, let's see how he recovers">Arne Slot discusses the fitness of Alexander Isak ahead of tomorrow's game against Everton Crock
>>150872035£125M FLOP
>>150871028gay
>>150870846In the immoral words of limpet leaf, we don’t sign our posts here.
>>150861552I don't really get why the media keeps making this a thing about how CRUEL maresca is. if anything he has been open and forthright from the start -- "you are surplus to requirements, you will never be involved, but you have a contract that we will respect so please find another job or complete your contract on your own" -- i think that is the best approach to this unfortunate situation, clear and honest communicaton. not like me in FM stringing my players along with false promises I remember back to a time when chelsea's players were real men, and they were all named Winston Bogarde
>"Ridiculous [on suggestions that he's happy to not play games after signing a £300kpw deal]. All footballers want to play football. I have a point to prove. I want to get out and show everyone what I can do, in particular Barcelona and Real Madrid">Alexander Isak on why he's not happy to sit on the sidelines
>>150861720I accept your consession
can already tell isak is going to flop massively
>FA investigates Liverpool Women’s Rafaela Borggrafe for alleged racism Liversimp busy getting t-shirts printed
>>150872358>consessionyou're lucky IBP isn't here or there would be trouble
>>150870361It's funny some Kuwait bandwagon faggot posting that pic specifically, because the guy taking that picture is infamous for going every home and away game in every competition for like 35 years.Even travelling to places in Eastern Russia - azerbaijan etc
>>150872680now post that without crying
mr patel is a very loyal customer saar please understand
>>150872699He's unironically a better fan of his club than you could ever hope to be
>>150872727why are you living through a foreign tourist lad? is it because the other day you admitted you don't leave your bedroom?
its 1 in the afternoon, that means liversissy is finally awake to have is daily melty
>>150872751I have no idea what you're talking about but you seem to be mentally ill talking to your imaginary friends again so i'll leave it at that
scousemong melty
indian customers honour = defendeda job well done
>>150872035Crazy he's feeling his body more than ever before. Extra crazy it's came after that undiagnosed asthma discovery and he's finally getting treatment for it.
>>150872910What are you implying la...
>asked Ruben Amorim what he spoke about with Sir Jim Ratcliffe yesterday: "A new contract..." He was joking. Says re positive data 'If you don’t score, it doesn’t matter'. Says @ManUtd being naive defensively.Amorim is what happens when someone with a CTE being told to coach a club
Is Gotze finished?
>>150872035>Alex did feel his body more than maybe ever beforefor me it was 13
>>150873186>asked Ruben Amorim what he spoke about with Sir Jim Ratcliffe yesterday: "A new contract
Scousaars FUMING still
funniest thing is they aint even gonna get their consolation net spend trophy this year cos they spunked 500m on a shower of shit
>Richard Hughes has stressed the importance of not thinking about transfer fees as he opened up on Liverpool’s transfer strategy this summer. More taking the pressure off That's all they do Ease the pressure on their expensive flop signings
What would even be a good outcome for Sterling and the PFA? They can't force chelsea to play him.
>>150874081>ScousaarsMY SIDES
>>150874249only thing they can really do is try to get chelsea to stop isolating him but they surely wouldn't want him training with the first team so who knows what that looks like
>>150874081>ScousaarsKEKAROO!!
>>150874245i saw a german comparing him to modric so im guessing the auschshartz cope is going to be dropping him back and pretending hes a "maestro 8" or something to that effect
>>150874249Isn't there some way they can use the Liverpool Law?
>>150874081Kek
scousaars is a game changer
Many are saying this
>currently on 0 goals, 0 assists, 5 games>wears the no. 7 shirtmy boy is gonna be the new 007
>>150874707Should he reach 007 status will Sky mock him the same way they did Sancho?
>>150874707cool "stats" you got there, my nephew also just checks boxscores and tiktok highlights. Bet you've never sat back and watch a full game unfold before you in your life
>>150874707I remember when Mudryk was signed, Sky Sports took great glee in him approaching 007. Every week we got an update on how much of a flop fraud he was. Why is Wirtz being treated so differently?
>>150874707heh that's cute I see the peabrains are still judging wirtz on stats. he's the modern-day raumdeuter making runs and unlocking space for the rest of the team
>>150874912i heard this week "some are saying he has been underwhelming so far" - they are just scared of him being amazing in a few weeks time and them looking like idiotsbut "some are saying" is the first crack and as the games go on confidence will build and the mocking will become openthe king is naked, as it were
>>150875185Always knew are erling would come round god save the king
>>150874707You're telling me Liverpool have lost 0 competitive games this season, despite their star signings not providing any G/A? Wow wow wow wow that is SCARY
>You're telling me Liverpool have lost 0 competitive games this season, despite their star signings not providing any G/A? Wow wow wow wow that is SCARY
>>150875354Not only that but they've never been losing for a single minute despite having a defence that "can be got at"
>Not only that but they've never been losing for a single minute despite having a defence that "can be got at"
>>150874707who the fuck started this 007 thing? surely it wasn't /tv/
>>150875445Sky Germany did the Sancho 007 graphic and football was changed forever.
me I'm hoping grealish gets another couple of assists over the next 5 games for a cheeky little 069
Soon
>>150874081Top tier slander name
>>150875875will he tsuu after scoring or run up to amorim to celebrate
just saw antifa underground base in manchester lads, super grim scenes.manchester as whole appears to suck the soul out of all living things in it's vicinity.
>>150875936The one at Ricky Hatton's old gym? Saw some clips of that earlier, disgusting freaks
>>150875963yah mate fucken hell what a traumatic scene, i feel bit sad for these lot as well, just lost souls.i mean we're all a bit lost in this world but those cunts may be beyond saving.
>125 million for swedish ryan babel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRhbsAKw0ak/our guy/ mark "goldbridge" goldbridge is live for stuttgart vs st. paulivery exciting stuff
>>150876088Why does he still use a fake name? Is he that ashamed of his Italian heritage?
someone online is sharing footage of an east asian female tourist fan flirting with me, laughing at my jokes, leaning towards me at the NUFC-Barcelona match last night 4 people have already sent me>lol this u m8? get in!messages already
>>150876206were you at the gallowgate?
Another 12.30 kick-off for Liverpool.... How is this fair?
they're now claiming the angle of the sunshine gives Liverpool an unfair advantage
Bro said ScouSAARs
>>150876865hehe dont think that one will be forgotten any time soon
>>150876076i don't think their customers even realise what sort of player he is. he's a good finisher who's also decent at getting past defenders on the left. but they seem to think he's like the eritrean messi. 90% of his open play goals came from wide crosses
>>150877325>i don't think their customers even realise what sort of player he isthis is the closest GB has come to calling out the scousers directly
>>150876865Thread has been REAL quiet since this dropped
>>150870383>there are around 1.7 millions pakistani and india people in the worldholy shit could you imagine how great that world would be
5 years ago today we signed Jota RIP x
What is his fucking problem?
What is HIS fucking problem?
>>150877384Forgot to switch your vpn back to the UK for this one Dave
>>150874081
>>150877989>Another turbulent week at the club following the Manchester derby defeat at Etihad Stadium has included a visit from minority shareholder Sir Jim Ratcliffe, who flew into the Carrington training ground on Thursday in his helicopter. United officials have said the visit was 'pre-planned' rather than any sort of emergency summit.>Amorim certainly adopted a light-hearted tone when he was asked to explain what had been discussed: "He was offering me a new contract," laughed the former Sporting boss, whose side have managed just one win from four Premier League games this season and been knocked out of the EFL Cup by League Two Grimsby.>He even managed a joke when the questioning turned around the more serious matter of whether Ratcliffe had suggested he may wish to change the 3-4-2-1 formation Amorim is stubbornly refusing to alter, despite widespread criticism.>"No, no, no," he said. "No one. Not even the Pope will change... this is my job. This is my responsibility. This is my life. So, I will not change that.">Amorim's reasoning for sticking with his system remains the same. He feels if he bows to pressure it will undermine him in the eyes of his players.>"If I'm a player and I have a coach that, with a lot of pressure and [people] all around the world, are saying 'you need to change the system', says 'I'm going to change', they will look at me in a different way. Everything is important when you think about the impact that a decision is going to have on the team. I'm doing things my way. I hope to have the time to change but it will be an evolution."He's fucking lost it
>>150877845Her face looks like someone else slapped a face on top of hers.
>>150878331I'll slap your face you rude bastard geez
>>150878187not really outrageous of Amorim to not listen to a yank pope for football tactic advice
>>150878187Can a coach really survive this much bad press and results? Realistically where can he end up after his disastrous stint at ManU? He doesn't have the results to back up his arrogance and his system provably doesn't work in a real league so has this just been total career suicide for him?
>>150878615Will just go to the Eredivisie for a spell then everyone will forget.
>>150878615he has a clause in his contract that if they sack him before he has been in the job 12 months (november 1st) he gets a 12 million payout at this point it seems like he is just trying to get that pay.out and that manure are also willing to just wait it out
>everton gettin a cheeky drawkek, the slip begins>tottensham draw with brighton and hove albionsyes>west sham>lelds>mate>ruben analrim getting his first win versus chelshit yes no /mug/ unfortunatley.
>>150879066merseyside derby may be cancelled due to weather
Small club geordies humiliating the God Six and the PL on the world stage again
>>150879576Newcastle fans are like faggot lower league fans who suck off their opponents and love to #respect them after they lose. It's a pathetic sign of a small club
>>150879221Why are scousaars such pussies? Cancelling for a bit of rain...
just got a coffee and saw a guy with Foden's haircut and exact head tattoo of his number in the same spot lol
>>150878615He’ll be fine. He was undefeated in EL and only unlucky in the final. The match stats also show they played well, just unfortunately didn’t turn into results. And who can forget his amazing run with SportingClubs are data driven now. Kompany got a job at Bayern after getting Burnley relegated and performing well. Amorim will still be top choice manager after he leaves United.
>>150878694Who will blink first? Amorim could genuinely get them relegated if they don't fire him quick enough. They want to risk that over £12m?
I full expect an independent football regulator to have a board of Jim Ratcliffe, John Henry, Stan Kroenke, and chaired by supercunt Rick Parry who has spent his whole career trying to hand the footballing world to Liverpool.
>>150881873Chaired by trusted independent football analyst Gary Neville
>>150870532Martinez drama fucked their first few matches, all their midfielders are injured except McGinn who is too old, the new signings aren't up to speed yet and apparently Rogers is stropping about the sale of his best mate Ramsey.
>>150879576
>>150883607Absolutely incredible
Will Auschwirtz do anything today?
>>150883772Run about a lot
Should I give a damn about the Merseyside Derby today?
And for the 5:30 kick off...
I see Jezbollah is going swimmingly
>>150884708bro if garnacho scores the winner and celebrates vs united im gonna kill myselfor just become a city fan
>>150885078who will win a daft old commie or a millennial muslim woman named after a raisin serious country innit
So will take over the Amorin job?
>>150885504Bob Bradley.
>>150885504Jezza
>>150885220>Muslim woman is surprised at Muslim men doing Muslim men thingsWhat did she expect exactly? Did she sincerely think she could convince a bunch of older to become trans right activists overnight?
>>150883772Wirtz will score today
Ah Jaysus! Play the bloody game, for God’s sake! Throw in a bit o’ physicality. Where’s the spuds ‘n porridge power, huh? I mean, get stuck in! Hit someone!!
It begins
>>150883607I dont get it
>>1508860223-4-3 is the formation that ruben amorim's manchester united play
>wirtz benched
>>150886175they need to actually win against grealish and the boysnot much choice
>>150886175>No Alexander Isak in the starting line-up, and more surprisingly perhaps, no Florian Wirtz either.>Arne Slot reverts back to his trusted midfield trio of Ryan Gravenberch, Alexis Mac Allister and Dominic Szoboszlai.>So the club's two biggest transfers are sat on the bench - all £241m of them.GENERATIONALFLOPS
i'm from the future the results this weekend areliverpool 2-1 evertonbrighton 1-1 tottenhamburnley 1-2 forestwest ham 0-2 palacewolves 1-0 leedsman u 1-2 chelseafulham 1-0 brentfordbournemouth 1-0 newcastlesunderland 0-1 villaarsenal 1-1 city
>>150886217>5 teams score 0>11 teams score 1>4 teams score 2what a boring prediction. bet you had porridge for breakfast
>>150886283>predictionjust reporting the facts m8 not my fault
this is what im talkin about ladsMissus gone to JamaicaStepson with his grandparents Dog at the vet Pizza orderedBeers coldPremier league football on in 1 hours time
>>150886308now this is a man who doesnt have porridge for breakfast
>>150886287
>>150861697LGBT representation points, he's a tranny, a fag and a dike rolled into one.
>>150885873Why isn't he taking him out? Show a bit o' grit, show em what ye're about.
bit sunny t'day innit
>>150886445it's pissing it down m8
>>150871028Delap reminds me of that streamer that used to be in the hills fucking dudes.
>>150886468imagine some rain and clouds with cuppa hot chocolate and a small blanket wrapped around you. VGHthis sunny hell hole side of the world where the sunray is shagging your head as soon as you step outside is really fucked.
Since the start of 2023/24, Liverpool haven’t lost any of their eight Premier League games kicking off at 12:30 on a Saturday (W6 D2).Everton have failed to win any of their last nine Premier League games kicking off at 12:30 on a Saturday (D4 L5).
>>150886618Why did Klopp constantly cry over it then
>>1508866180-0 Calling it right here, right now.
1 - 0 96' Salah (P)
>>150886642because he was bothered about the welfare of players, a position he was entirely consistent with for however many years much to the rage of mainstream media
cant wait for fulham vs brentford at 8pm on a saturdaymy breakfast? why that was porridge, why do you ask?
i didn't ask you boring bore
>>150886721>because he was bothered about the welfare of playersdidn't clearly have an effect did it
>>150886590just gotta kuwait for the weather to turn m8
just ate some porridge
>>150886974afternoon porridge? you sure your blood pressure can take it?
Ya Allah, the first 20ish posts are just ABL melt down.Probably from the same person also.
Never heard you'll never walk alone and I never will, also started muting liverpool games when they open now just so I won't hear it either
>>150887276totally normal behaviour indicative of a well-adjusted human being
>>150887320just don't wanna hear it m8, simple as that
>>150886061And what does 343 have to do with the bus?
>>150887370Buses have route numbers and its route number is coincidentally 343
>>150887370That's the bus route. Stop faking retardation.
Why is Wirtz benched?
>>150887415Go eat your beans and toast and fuck yourself (thanks for answering the question. Asshole)
any other club and you'd never hear the end of having your 2 record signings on the bench
>>150887431blundershitga flop where he belongs
>>150887449>having a spergoutDo bus routes not exist in Germany? Fucking imbecile.
LIVERPOOOOOOOOOOOL
Been to the library
>>150887503>>150887600Those are quite funny. Sensible chuckles for all three
I'm letting A LOT of people get away with signing their posts, I freely admit that, but I find myself flummoxed by the new porridge meta and am trying to get my bearings back
>>150885902It's like a lot of players just forget how to play football after changing teams. Why aren't trial periods more common in football? Basically if you are absolute shite for the first 2-3 months then the contract is cancelled and the team gets back a % of the transfer fee. I know it sounds ridiculous but it should be a thing.
>>150887664Porridge is shite mush anyway. Breakfast of disposable poors
>>150887887why would you eat like youre in prison when you could make some eggs or even do a couple of sausages
OH DAVE OH DAVE
>>150886283Last matchweek, 10 teams scored 0 goals. I wouldn't have predicted it desu. 4 teams scored 1 goal, 6 teams scored 2+.
im bored im gonna play atelier ryza
>>150888052we don't sign our posts here
>>150887887woah we've got the one percent of the one percent here, what do you do that makes you so indispensable may i ask?
>>150888257told you not to have that afternoon porridge now you're all amped up, lashing out
When you've got a player like wirtz on the bench you know that your starters will give it the full 200% and that's why they're up, so even when wirtz doesn't play he has an impact
>>150887349Based
Wirtz (£130M) is now 006. Isak (£150M) has been benched again and is 002. Salah (400k/week) doesn't even have a shot on target.
>>150888590You mean three of their most valuable players haven't even got going yet and they're STILL WINNING??!? OH GOD. we are all DOOMED. we are like ANTS that QUIVER IN FEAR before the sheer MIGHT of Liverpool FC
>>150888590>Wirtz (£130M) is now 006.he got an assist in the community shield so no he's not
>>150888657Community shield lmao
>>150888657nah the assist he got in a game he played doesn't count, but what DOES count is a game he didn't take part in at all
>>150888761well then he's not 006 retard
>>150888590You have to actually play for the 00 thing. Its goals, assists, games played.
>ynr Connor Bradley eating a full english in front of a stunned David Letterman
I get why Liverpool signed Wirtz but I don't get why he thought they were the fit for him.
good win reds
>>150889970I'd say 99.9% of people see it the other way around
Liverpool (1.05) 2-1 (0.70) Everton
>5 games in>6 points clearnot a good day for the homeless
wasnt watching, can i get a qrd of how wirtz did?
>>150857195the average lpoo fan
>>150889970They just didn't want anyone else to get him
Most unconvincing 100% record I've seen for some time>>150890067Shite
>>150886217
>>150890067looked sharp, made loads of runs, kept the defenders busy
David Moyes has never won a Premier League match at Anfield in 21 attempts.It's the most any manager has managed at one stadium without winning in Premier League history.
>>150890128>Die Makerunsmann
more like least dangerous lead lmao
TERRIBLE DAY FOR THE HOMELESS
>>150890084>Most unconvincing 100% record I've seen for some timethis is the new "they haven't played anyone yet" and this time they didn't lose to forest at home.
>>150886217>arsenal 1-1 cityI also have this result
>>150886217>liverpool 2-1 everton
Liverpool have now scored in 39 straight Premier League games – a new club record
>>150888590One more game and he is 007
>>150890254First match of the entire season where Liverpool haven't needed an 83rd+ winner to win it yet were still clinging on against Moyes's Everton at home.Plastics spamming the thumbs down on this BBC Sport comment for some reason.
>>150890412everton scored a great goal but didn't really threaten otherwiseliverpool took the lead then saw the game out as they did 20 times last season
>>150890254This. Everything has to have a cope attached. Liverpool haven't spent a single second in a losing position and people are coping and seething about how somebody somewhere is finally going to make the draw for once lol
>>150890412>First match of the entire season where Liverpool haven't needed an 83rd+ winner to wina game is 90 minutes.
>>150890412Whenever Liverpool do literally anything their customers see it that they have to be held up as a textbook example You'll rarely hear them ever say 'christ we got lucky there', as most fans of other clubs naturally can be heard to say, meanwhile they will go around pointing at other clubs and talking about their (imagined) jamminess
>>150890440Match should have been over as a contest in the first half. Everton shouldn't have even been allowed a goal back after half time. Sloppy.
>>150890482>deliberately ignoring the pointEasiest 3 points Liverpool will have all season yet still made it look unconvincing.
>>150890479but what about the heckin' epic james bond referencerino?
>merseyside derby>bournemouth and arse who've won every other game>burnley who haven't lost at home for 18 months>newcastle at st james' when they're out for murderwho do the reds have to play before you accept 21 is coming
why don’t west ham fans like their owners?
>>150890536Because they're delusional retards.
>>150890536they think they're a big club
>>150890536Because they're wankers The owners and the fans
>>150890536West Ham are a basket case of problems
>>150890530Can already smell the 1-0 loss at Old Trafford
>need to wait tomorrow for my boy jsanchz to play
>>150890564I despise both clubs and even I think you're talking complete shite.
>>150890395REFUND POLICY??
>>150890141>DDLLDLDLDLDLLLLLLLLLLThat's a place in Wales, isn't it?
>>150890564sorry dave you'll be losing by more than that I'm afraid
To have 5/5, playing Arsenal, Everton, Newcastle away, plus a really well managed Bournemouth team and Burnley away, with all those new players in key areas, and all the pressures of being champions with a cheque book, Liverpool have done excellently.
>Liverpool have 5 wins>No one else even has 4Season's over
>>150890579>>150890603Seething ScouSAARs
>>150890704>say "I despise both clubs">that means I support North West Murderers FCYou're not very good at reading, are you?
>Winning a derby you always win>Relying on a fluke freekick against Arsenal>Playing Bournemouth in their first match with an entirely new defence>Needing a 90+12 minute winner against 10 man strikerless Newcastle>Relying on a 90+ minute penalty against BurnleySometimes you do have to watch the match rather than rely on stats.
>>150890536They're one of those teams where the fans were the 12th man. But their Olympics stadium is completely soulless and the front row is still miles away from the action. Everything has stemmed from this disconnect where they think their club DNA is being filtered
>>150890625All shit teams
>>150890625>excellentlyIf Liverpool fail to win The Treble at a minimum, this season will have been a failure.
>>150890725SAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
>>150890751>Liverpool just haven't played anyone good yetThis was the cope last season
TIK TOK STEVIE
>>150890625Arse was at anfield, still need to play at Emirates. Hopefully the team will have bedded in better and resolved this 2 goal then shut down pattern by then.
>Liverpool beat Everton 2-1>Homeless schizophrenic on the streets of Manchester most affected
>>150890803>the only interaction with a female that Liversimp will ever have
>>150890803who?
As a fan, I find Liverpool’s style baffling. When they go 2 - 0 up, they start to sit deeper and try and hit teams on the counter-attack, but invite pressure. You can’t argue with results but it’s hard to watch.
>>150890850i think most teams tend to sit back more when they take a comfortable leadand the other team has to take more chances which sometimes pays off and sometimes doesn't
>that stop in the Everton boxSort of shit I'd expect from United-era Anthony
>>150890881>comfortable lead>which has been lost in every match until todaySlot's Liverpool are capable of completely blitzing teams. Why aren't they doing it?
>>150890928they're also capable of winning 2-0 without breaking a sweatthey conceded today from an excellent goal otherwise defended well and didn't give everton much of a sniff
>>150890958>they're also capable of winning 2-0 without breaking a sweatHaven't done it once this season.>they conceded today from an excellent goal otherwise defended well and didn't give everton much of a sniffA goal that should never have happened. Even Gravenberch has said the same to TNT Sports just now. Everton should have been pounded 3/4-0. Completely pointless to let off.
>>150890928they're resting
>>150890928Probably medical concerns. Long season after all. If Liverpool weren't conceding every time they take their foot off the pedal it wouldn't be noteworthy
>>150890958>theyre capable of winning 2-0
Steven Gerrard was shit. It's scousaar cope that he was anything but.
>>150891025>If Liverpool weren't conceding every time they take their foot off the pedal it wouldn't be noteworthyAnd that's the point I'm making. The one area they needed to improve, they failed to do so. Not signing Guehi well ahead of time was idiotic from Liverpool.
>>150891085Cry more lmao
>>150890928Pacing themselves maybe. If slot is seriously thinking about a double/treble, and also recognises he didn't rotate enough last season, then they're perhaps playing conservatively to reduce the risk of injury fatigue. Seeing a lot of 60/30 minute rotations. Might be in for an entire season of mediocre but ultimately trophy winning performances from Liverpool.
>>150891151>calling out Liverpool for poor transfer strategy = cryingBizarre cope lad.
>>150891202>>150891202>>150891202
>>150891198Lmao you're seething haha
Everton lose but I win. A pisco special for £4
>>150891215So you have no issue with Liverpool not securing the back four by signing Guehi to replace Konate?
>>150891258Oh my God you're actually crying hahahaDry your eyes mate
>>150891303No answer says to me you're the one who's upset. You're fucking odd m8.
>>150890928>Slot's Liverpool are capable of completely blitzing teamsHaven't done it once this season
>>150891375https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm3xi36-WSE
>>150891374Lmao this seethe is pathetic, cope lad
>>150891397doesn't matter how apt that is it's still incredibly rude
>>150891421>say Liverpool should have signed Guehi during the summer and not in September>you claim this is seething and are happy to accept the mediocrity of Konate insteadMakes no sense at all.>>150891446You're a fucking cancer m8.
>>150891720I disagree, but what we CAN all agree on is you being a bitter angry lad, got exposed calling anime "art" and subsequently has to stop posting your little cartoon girls. Does that about sum it up?
>>150891720>had to go away and piss himself for 20 minutesLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO generational seething. Calm down little bro its beyond embarrassing now
>WolvesMan, what the fuck
>irrelevant 14 game at 8pmdo the fa just want this game to go unnoticed?
>>150896703but it's a London Derby™ bro
