Ass Wipe Edition
YOU STILL EARLY ASS ANON BITCH SHUT YOUR OP ASS UP
My berds are FRISKY
no threepeat?
WE FUCKING TOLD YOU THE IGGLES WERE CHEATING
>>150863293G-d's chosen team
>>150863293>not showing the ball
>>150863290
>>150863271>Willingly wanting to see the BrownsMiss me with that shit
i hate the amazon corporation
First for Jake Browning, the best quarterback in the NFL
>>150863293No fucking shit, that's all the people want if the tush push was legal
Does Miami start the fire sale after tonight?
>>150863293>he Eagles will stop jumping now that they know it's being watched>only convert 90% instead of 96% of 4th and 1s
>>150863293CHIEFS WERE CHEATING BY LINING UP IN THE NEUTRAL ZONE BUT YOU WON'T ACKNOWLEDGE THIS SIMPLE FACT YOU FUCKING PUSSY ASS BITCH ASS HOE
>>150863293looks fine to me
>>150863293>They are instructing officials to call "these plays tight" moving forward
>GET MY FUCKING CURTAIN YOU PEASANTS!!>I DON'T WANT ANYONE FRIKKIN LOOKING AT ME!!!>I'M FAR TOO IMPORTANT TO BE AROUND SMELLY BROWN PEOPLE!!!!!Wow..... This is who the "swifties" idolize??
>>150863303that’s because it’s being covered by the centerwhich is a penalty
>>150863293based. Brady bringing attention to it ended the tush push.
>>150863323do you know what a fire sale is
>>150863342No
My dolphins are about to get their bussy blasted
>>150863342OH MY GOD. WE'RE HAVE A FIRE sale.
>bills field is heated but the fans brains aren'tshame
Bussy
Has anyone gone on safari to Africa and brought back crazy bushman genetics and raised them to be the ultimate football weapon yet
>>150863334Do you think if the Chiefs won they wouldn't do that?
>>150863293too bad you argued it was a dangerous play despite not a single person getting injured on it LOL
Dem Boyz would bootyblast both of these shit teams
>>150863341it takes a cheater to sniff out a cheater
>"To win games, you have to win the games, uhm, not lose the game, honestly" - Mike McDaniel, Head Coach of the Miami Dolphins since 2022, in the NFL since 2005"I've never felt entitled to this position and it's very important for me to spend all of my waking hours about um exactly how to um do my job and what and all the residual effects um of that are there's a lot of people affected. So yeah I won't spend one moment thinkg about all the things that um I don't know people uh whatever people want me to think about, I'm thinking about um this team and the and the Buffalo Bills here after I get done with this podium." - Mike McDaniel, Head Coach of the Miami Dolphins since 2022, in the NFL since 2005
>>150863293yes we know.>>150863326yes we know that too.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2025/09/18/nfl-tush-push-false-start/>Brady ended the tush push cheating
>>150863357hostile work environment
>>150863357He relaxed
>>150863367
>>150863366AP is just mad Brady became a Raider owner and had a say in shitcanning him.
chiefs are bringing in help at WR
>>150863367No Florida should get another NFL team and we just move those teams into the AFCFlorida
>>150863293
>>150863411Holy crap Gronk is trying out for KC????
KWAB
>Top 5 QB, they said
>>150863411>I'M COMIN PATTY!
>>150863293>the refs not doing their jobs in the first place is the eagles' faultlollmao
Chiefs are bringing this bussy
>>150863293Eagles don't make it to the Superbowl if the league called them out on their cheating. Their ring has an asterisk next to it.
>>150863357Literally me when someone says Love Story by Taylor Swift isn't a great song
>>150863411>extra set of downs
>>150863432OH MY FOOTBALL, NOT, uh, ADOt?
By the grace of Allah we shall steal the ball from the infidels.
>>150863419timely: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I5x8opcpvc
Their ring has this bussy
rams
Taylor Rooks :)
By the grace of Allah we shall steal this bussy
>>150863448you son of a bitch
>>150863450Average Depth of Target, non-ball knowing fuccboi.
rams this bussy
WE GONNA LET EM KNOWWWW
Average depth of this bussy
LETS GO BANGLESLETS GO JB6
>>150863448you're alright anon, don't come to the general tomorrow
We gotta let them know about this bussy
>>150863466>get blitzed alot >dump off quick passesno.. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I wish they'd range ban bussyposters
>>150863492kwab I wish they'd ban your bloodline
>>150863287
>>150863488I didn't even mention Hurts, you insecure faggot. Stop telling on yourself lmao
>>150863497Your mother banned yours when she gangbanged those black guys.
americans have all these retarded systems and no logical reason to back them up, like the dolphins being in AFC east and not southmakes me want to punch a wall
>>150863506Just remember, the Eagles saved football.
Gangbang this bussy
>>150863504he looks like an oversized toddler kek
>>150863504Is this real?
The eagles saved this bussy
>>150863511post that without crying
>>150863504>>150863522he's already short and wearing oversized clothes to make himself look smaller.
>>150863534I'm not the one with mutt siblings
My billies :) *body slams into a plastic table*
>hey we want to sell chips>ok have a black woman slam her cart into chips a bunch then gobble a bunch of them with a disgusting closeup>BRILLIANT!....t-thanks for that ad amazon
my filipino trans ex gf keeps calling me
How many today?
Can we PLEASE stop using adot as a measurement of anything
>>150863555Does s/he like The Eagles as much as you do?
>>150863547I said WITHOUT crying
>>150863553the joke is on you for watching the pregame garbage.
>>150863366Never relax.....
>>150863513The divisions were created before the movements of earths crust pangea, it made more sense then
>>150863293So the tush push is definitely getting banned isn't it? iu juat fucking anowj it because people are fitoed fot rbeis bfucilimgshit and it's just paim bad televisiom The nejdl should have done something about it yes ago Bussy
>>150863570disregard all stats nerds, this isnt baseball
>>150863595People out here talmbout YARDS like we didn't see Jameis Winston chuck for 5thou
>>150863513jesus you were throwing a fit about this in the last thread do they test for autism in your micro nation?
>>150863583I was cooking food :(
Where is Finnbro???
With how grim the QBs in college looks there is a legit chance for mid to shit QBs like Kyler or Bryce or Bo nix to win an owl
>>150863583It drives the kids to bed you genetic dead-end
>>150863504He would look better in an Athletics uniform.
>the dolphins are going to start winning in 40 minutes
Where is Bahamas anon
never fucking post dov kleiman in my general again. i'm warning you.
>>150863538Anyone who has ever had a serious job already knows this but those greedy faggots up top will want to pay us less and increase how much they monitor us and micromanage everything we do because like I said, they're greedy power hungry faggots who will be butthurt that they get 8 less hours to have control over our lives. I legitimately fucking hate the ultra rich.
>>150863590true
I just shit myself
>>150863621dov kleinman
If dolphins lose either Tyreek will run off the field like AB or demand a trade
>>150863620i killed him and threw his body into the pool at the resort
the more I watch the nfl, the more I think I'm watching wwe scripted man-drama. Anyone else?
>>150863640What were his last words
>>150863630Hes gonna demand a trade no matter what, thats why he's going way overboard pregame trying to be "team leader"
>>150863630I'll go with "Tyreek will beat his wife".
>>150863644I feel NBA is worse
>>150863611>Nepobab ride off of family name
I predict it'll be a blowout scorigomi
>>150863646>please watch my beastiality porn!
Tua Tongued-a-viola
>>150863644Can't wait to see what the (((writers))) have cooked up this season.It's so exciting!
>halibut and coleslawwhat the fuck kind of dinner is that?
Taylor Rooks cute
>>150863644The more I gape my ass the closer I get to incontinence.
>>150863488Did he get blitzed a lot week 1 too?
Screencap this. Tua gets severe concussion from damar Hamlin and throws up so many gang signs
>>150863345silly east divisionsmove indy to the AFCNmiami to the AFCSbaltimore to the AFCE
>>150863646"Bustin sherbeeerrrrtttt"
>>150863644Chiefs fans won't like reading this!
>Allahu Akbar, death to Chiefs infidels
rate josh allen's wife
>>150863695Taylor Paul is cuter
>>150863695Always.
>>150863701>adotSee: >>150863570It's not a stat you want to dominate
crusty unc lost his rizz frfr ong
>>150863721bitch >>150863370don't even
>>150863721>To win you gotta score more points
>>150863731>t. uhm doesn't know how to uh win the game
>>150863715>he went to the premiere and watched his wife have sex scenes with other men in a fully packed theater jesus christ, how can any husband do that? it feels so humiliating
>>150863719Now look at the time to throw
>>150863721fr twin
>>150863739>steinfeldOH ok now it makes sense.
>>150863741>Knowing how to win the game
>>150863741
>>150863747jewish pussy is a proven method to win more football games
>>150863271Dude wipes are fucking trash. Tried them once, never again. Like fucking cardboard thats been soaking
pizza pizza
>>150863742A high TTT says one of two things>The QB is running for his life>The QB's receivers aren't getting open
OH NO NO NO NO NO
shocking, they are all wrong!
>>150863644NFL is similar to WWE in that its sports entertainment and is loosely based on the real sport of gridiron football, but it’s not scripted
How many bing bongs will dolphin rape?
>>150863777I give it until mid season.
>>150863777more like Stephen Buss (y)
Fins upset incoming. Trust me...
>>150863769just buy a bidet
>>150863714I'm a /box/ chad and I kneel to this guy. He saved boxing.
>>150863538But wouldn't you get paid less? That's 8 less working hours each week, and that adds up significantly over the course of a month/year.
I just wet toilet paper with my shower and use that. Fuck paying for Jewish wipes
>>150863777>heh my coach…heh.,,,he just needs…more time…
Does the city of Miami even care about football? I know they don't care about their baseball team.
>>150863777I tried to fucking tell you.>>150863784Honestly he's a good owner other than his loyalty to grier, he spends money, and he wants to be in an owl.
is Josh Allen america's sweetheart?
>>150863715Allen is a pussy cuck and hes never winning a super bowl unless the refs gift it to him
>>150863807He's pozzed. He's Israel's sweetheart
>>150863739>fake tits and facedisgusting desu
>>150863739He just close his eyes during those scenes
>>150863810Just like Patrick Mahomes
>>150863799It isn't a "miami" team. When it was made it was THE sports team of Florida. A lot of Floridians have watched Miami for years and don't live anywhere near Miami.
>>150863799we care about the canes
>>150863770thinking about dominos delivery desuthey are really close by and i tip well so my food is always piping hot and delivered by a white person
>>150863774If you watched games, you'd know
>>150863778>tonyinstead of>gonzowhat a shame
rate herbie's gf
>>150863715It all makes sense now
>>150863810so hes winning a super bowl then
>>150863271Opinions on my Green Bay Packers?
>>150863367>not breaking up the current AFC Northyou sir are based
>>150863831I watched that game, and receivers weren't running open.
Toe Bussy
So what’s a reasonable spread on this one? Lolphins +13.5?
>>150863834Unironically disgusting
did jesus believe in himself?
>>150863834she looks like I would accidentally hurt her when fucking
>>150863834whore
>>150863834That doesn't look like Madison
>>150863834Idk she's hot but boring hot. She comes off as Megan Fox 2.0 but missing something
>>150863834she is so mid
>>150863823Bitchmade
I hate that I can't watch TNF on YouTube. I pay for it, I should get to use it. It's higher bitrate and fidelity. Prime is kinda shit in comparison.
>>150863846Once again asking you to remove the bullshit post below this poor kid. Fuck the bucs.
>>150863834She has a somewhat unusual build but she’s still hot
sybau Chris Jones
>>150863869You can on YouTube TV
>>150863869https://www.twitch.tv/primevideo
>>150863847shit taste
>>150863834Madison Bier is just a regular day in Wisconsin!
Patty Cuckitini
Would plap
>>150863888Boring hot
who is the giant brown golem on the prime show
if i was an nfl player i would exclusively date asian women
>>150863479In Jake We Trust
>>150863882I don't see it but I might be retarded.>>150863886If this gives me Twitch ads I'm gonna be mad.
>>150863888>>150863834I already know her personality just from this. I can only imagine she is probably the most vapid or dull person
>>15086383490 percent plastic thot
>>150863916You will watch ze ads.
>>150863916Oh wait I'm stupid. Peacock has the TNF rights
>is the starter by week 5 in you're are path
We NFinceL now
>>150863908Probably a good idea because you'd end up with a bunch of pic relateds.>>150863922GOOD LORD
>>150863905Tony Gonzales?
>>150863922Hnggg save it for the game thread
OH FUCK IT IS THE TUATAKER
>>150863945Fuck he's already given up
This NFL jingle is stomp clap hey for middle aged dudtes
>if i was an nfl player i would exclusively date asian women
>>150863357Isn't this guy indian?
>>150863937
>>150863942No, he was with fitz in the packages and in the car with the nog earlier.
>>150863909burrow on fraud watch if they are good with this guy
god i fucking hate the TNF production
>>150863908You can do that right now if you want. You don’t have to be in the nfl. You’ll get sick of it after a few years of eating their food
>>150863960Burrow is ancient historyJake is the Man of Tomorrow (and Today)
>>150863769Do people actually use them to wipe their ass after shitting? I've only ever used them after I've been sweating for a few hours and I don't have time to shower, I'll wipe my ass, pits and crotch with a few and wash my face before putting on clean clothes
how many minutes off the game clock until they pretend that hamlin is an all-pro that needs to be in the game
>>150863958That bald white guy? I don’t know his name off the top of my head but he’s like Amazon prime’s lead guy. You should be used to him
>>150863979thai food is delicious bro
>>150863979went to a chinese friends wedding once, food was disgusting. trust me its not the same as restaurants
>>150863998ass that needs to be eaten
what race is this?
49ers are the White Man's team.
>>150863972>I'm gonna concuuuuuussssss
>>150863996>whiteno, he's not white>you should be used to himI don't watch games that are not the phins.No I should not be "used to him" nor should I care what he has to say.
>>150863983
>>150863953The action is spiritually negroid
Game thread>>150863489>>150863489>>150863489
>>150864030She's a goddess
>>150864067There's your corral, spergs and casuals
>>150863993Blud got a tweet tattooed on his back
>>150864081damn you're so mad and brown
>>150863293Everything said may be true, but this picture is full of shit. If the line is where it was drawn, the ball would be behind the center’s shoulders, and his balance would be extremely compromised. We’ve seen this still from the front perspective, and the ball is beneath his chin.
>>150864084blud be finna frfr no cap
>>150864022coyote?
this production is shitting on mcdaniels so hard
>>150864025I’m pretty sure Andrew Whitworth is white, pal. I get if you’re some seething browncel posting D&C because nobody is ever white to you or if you’re some seething /pol/cel posting purity spiral because nobody is ever white to you but regardless it’s just tedious and boring
Who’s on track to be mvp and offensive player of the year?
You’re about to witness the strength of the only QB in NFL history
>>150864138its week 3 stop that
>>150864138>mvpdaniel jones >offensive player of the yearjonathon taylornot even kidding, if they keep the pace they're on they would be lol
>used ESPN for years for the box scores and live feed>swapped up to CBS Sports to try their layout and it's infinitely betterI persisted for so long with an inferior product
>>150864138If you ended the season this week it would be a toss up between Lamar and Danny Dimes.
>>150864124he looks like a brotha to me
>>150864138the qb of a 14+ win team
have you preordered your copy?
>>150864195It’s a tan
>>150864217The only thing that bugs me about how much money breast cancer orgs get is that breast cancer is almost entirely solved at this point. That money would be much better served going to a different specializing org or at least a general cancer research org. Hell, I'd much rather ALL of my charity money go to St. Judes over a breast cancer org.
>>150864260he a bold bald brave black man i'm sorry if that intimidates you
>>150864295wake up retard all charity money goes mostly to the executives of that charity. the easiest way to get rich is to convince people to give you money for nothing and thats what charities are
>>150864395Sure, but our government won't spend money on this shit so how else will we get it solved?
>>150864445good point because most government spending also gets funneled to corrupt management and executives
OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGS: WEEK 2 RESULTS32 votes1. (9.156) Philadelphia Eagles2. (9.125) Buffalo Bills3. (8.594) Baltimore Ravens4. (8.406) Green Bay Packers5. (7.625) Los Angeles Chargers6. (7.094) Tampa Bay Buccaneers7. (7.031) Los Angeles Rams8. (6.875) Detroit Lions9. (6.594) Indianapolis Colts10. (6.065) Kansas City Chiefs11. (5.813) San Francisco 49ers12. (5.774) Seattle Seahawks13. (5.625) Washington Commanders14. (5.375) Denver Broncos15. (5.063) Arizona Cardinals16. (4.938) Pittsburgh Steelers17. (4.871) Dallas Cowboys18. (4.839) Atlanta Falcons19. (4.625) Houston Texans20. (4.563) Cincinnati Bengals21. (4.125) Minnesota Vikings22. (3.625) Las Vegas Raiders23. (3.594) New England Patriots24. (3.469) Jacksonville Jaguars25. (2.839) New York Giants26. (2.344) New York Jets27. (2.281) Cleveland Browns28. (2.156) New Orleans Saints29. (2.094) Chicago Bears30. (2.031) Tennessee Titans31. (1.548) Carolina Panthers32. (1.355) Miami Dolphins
>>150864683At this point in the season, I don’t care about the order of them, but the top 7 is clearly correct.
So what's with classical music on the radio? What's with that?
>>150864719is that your way of saying you doubt the lions being over the colts?
>>150864747I like Chopin desu
>>150864778No, not at all. Just that those top 7 teams have shown through 2 weeks they are the elite teams of the league, and one of them is going to win the SB.
>>150864789infinitely based take
>>150864747Brick and mortar businesses use it to repel less desirable demographics
>>150864789chopin this bussy
>>150864811I do find it curious that all of the top 7 are from different divisions (and only a minor skip to 9th in order to have all divisions represented). that's actually not that common. maybe we can look forward to a really good playoffs this year, particularly in the divisional round.
>senior citizen kickers
Look how many white people are in that stadium.What's the cost of living like in Buffalo?
Why do guys in the NFL keep taking on the nickname "Reek"?It rhymes with freak.
Is scoring 4 Touchdowns as a fullback in a high school game an impressive accomplishment?
>>150865661Cheap. It’s insanely cold though
>>150865938Yes. That was Al Bundy right? Regardless, yes, 4 rushing tuddies in a single game is a career milestone regardless of the position you play or league you’re in
>>150865661Any secondary city in a long blue state is ass because you still have to pay for what the megacity wants on a state level without attracting the talent
>>150866160Pittsburgh?
Josh Allen really is the protagonist of the NFL now. He is so good.
>>150866390He's not on my team though... but goddamn he just makes shit happen and goddamnit fuck me.
I am built like Fitz.
>>150866390the Bills have been my AFC team for years, I always root for them
>>150866390kek I can't even hate him, because I hate Mahomes.
>>150866390Rings?
Tore his bussy wide open
Turf bussy
>>150866549You hate Mahomes because he voted for Trump and his dumb bitch wife ruined their relationship with Swift.
>>150866554He'll get one when the refs stop rigging the games for the Chiefs.
>>150866006Even if its like four 1 yard goal line FB dives?
>>150866390>protagonistgay
i found mike florio at a gay bar discuss
>>150866601>hate>dumb bitch wifei think the word you're looking for is pity
>>150865938It's the biggest accomplishment of a man's lifeNow he's selling shoes for fat women
>>150866688Did you buy the man a drink at least?
gamethread had no frens in it, i came to check if there's frens here choochoo all aboard
>>150866851we riding the float
>>150866660Yes
>>150866918no fren, we go on rails
>>150866516Same. I used to be Eagles/Steelers but I’ve been rooting for the Bills since the start of the Josh Allen era too.
>>150866851I'm not friends with Finnish "people"
So the script is to make the Bills the next bandwagon team?I guess the color blue is easier to market than gay ass purple or orange.
>>150864683Honestly this is pretty good. I expected something outrageous, although the Dolphins will probably move up a bit.
>>150867155I root for all the owlless teams, but the Bills were always my favorite.
>florida
>>150864683>KC 0-2>Above the 2-0 49ers
>>150867158but why
>Tua is bad
Pleasantly surprised with how good this game has been.
>the bilge of buffalo
>>150867312It’s rigged as fuck, Bills matchfixing is obvious.
>>150867281I'm friends with you, especially if you're the same Finn from /hoc/
Fins live next to Sveden yes and that is enough.
>>150867360i am the fren poster from /hoc/!
>>150867434
>>150867434My avies :(
>REFFIES SAVE ME!Hamlins are turbo frauds.
>>150867281>>150867360Oldfags know /hoc/ is a strictly finnophobic general
>>150867482Allen is just as bad as Mahomes
>>150867482Genuinely atrocious call what the fuck was he supposed to do about that
this is a spiritual loss for buffalo
Josh Allen is a less boring Tom Brady dink and dunker.
>>150867609I thought he was a >black qb
>>150867507no, it's mostly canadians who hate us. especially that one stupid stinky saar and i rarely call people stupid and stinky.>>150867459frens
The absolute state of this fucking refbabby fraud. It's bad enough that they keep changing rules for him everytime his overrated team gets bootyblasted out of the playoffs, but do they really have to rig a week 3 game against an 0-2 team for him too? I'm tired of the bullshit.
Bills D is garbage, Tua would have taken the lead. This is yet another special teams loss if Miami loses.
>>150867644>t. newfag
>>150867661You hate him because he's not a nigger and that is the only reason, fucking stupid nigger. I will fuck you up you stupid fucking retard nigger
>>150867602It really is. Their offense was doing nothing until that penalty.
>>150867700wrong fren. days of >finnish goaltending are in the past
>>150867719This, but unironically.
>>150867719Shut the fuck up. That bitch is a refbabby who is too much of choker to have the fortitude to get it done in the playoffs, so the league tries to bail him out every offseason because they want someone they can compare to Mahomes. Unfortunately that's not gonna happen with a QB who gets shook everytime he's actually playing for something. Keep gobbling his nuts if you want, there's never gonna be any payoff.
>"best team in the league">barely beat the dolpinsThe Bills aren't good either. Another season where there are zero good teams. It's been happening a lot recently.
List non-refbabby QBs:>Pooa>Goff>Purdy>Love>Darnold>Geno>Fields>Dak(?)>Lawrence
>>150867719Calm down, racefag sperg
>>150867803He's also a proud cuckold that encouraged the entire country to watch his wife fuck Michael B. Jordan.
>>150867855lel your list is terrible
Tua just got McDaniel fired.
>>150867310yeah
>>150867842You don't think the bills look good? lmao. It's still a Chiefs, Ravens, Bills, Packers league. Probably 49ers later in the season.
>>150867966its over...
Wtf
>>150867910>Non-refbabby>2 of the 9 I said are on your cherrypicked listGenuinely hang yourself
Turndaballova means family
Reminder the Bills D sucks tho guis.
Just
Watching this happen to the Dolphins always makes me sad :(
>>150868034They don't look good to me outside of some individual plays.
>>150867985>chefs>packers>ninerslel no
>>150867985Are you watching the game? Their offense looked shit tier the whole second half until that special teams penalty>>150867719look at how shit he's been this half though
>>150867985>queefs
Dolphins burning that timeout was such a dumb mistake
Tua would be good if he had a stronger arm
Does anyone have the clip from tonight's game where that random woman came in and just started batting off everything Tyreek Hill has been accused of over the years and Al Michaels just goes "Yeah he's uh... Off the field stuff" and everyone acts like it didn't happen? My friends refuse to believe me I need a clip.
>>150868008
>>150868087>NinersKek absolute retard
>>150867719Heckin based and redpillerino'd, d00d! XD
>>150868090I've watched that team and the refs pull a win out of there asses too many times.
>>150868139The niners suck. They'll have a good record though because they're schedule is piss-easy.
McDaniels looks like a 50 year old teenager.
Do Bills fans think they'll ever win a Super Bowl with this guy as their QB?
>>1508681862-0 faggot how's your team doing
I just saw the bills schedule for the next few weeks on the screen and man they got it made. What a cakewalk
>>150868199Just like that other brutha John Legend
Game over maaan, game over. What the fuck are we gonna do now? Huh? What the fuck are we gonna do?
>>150868224The only real team on their entire schedule was the Ravens.
>>150868223Also 2-0 :^)
>>150868209its so fucked be cause their d/st were top tier under Flores. Now its this shit
>>150868264Thats what a light skin brutha does to a team
>>150868224If they aren't undefeated going into week 8 they have real problemsThem struggling against the Dolphins shows they aren't all they're hyped up to be.
>>150868243Shame that your shit QB and special teams are gonna get McDaniel canned
>entire stadium singing mr. brightsideLetting us millennials get in control of culture was a mistake
>>150868243Why don't you put her in charge?
what is it about norther eastern sports fans and songs about getting cucked?
>>150868314Better us than the zoomers.
what's a high draft pick that's worth a shit in 2026? wondering how my dolphies are gonna pivot when this shit comes to an end
I just feel like hugging a dolphins fan tonight, I am so sorry.
>>150868354Low bar
>>150868314I have always hated that band and song since I was a kid. Some songs I hated I actually like now, like Black Parade by MCR, but I still change the channel for the killers
get fucked criami
>>150868314mr brightside is tolerableit gets really cumbersome when people start doing seven nation armycountryroads is also terrible
the bufreddit bills are part of goydell's narrative this year
>>150867910based Jalen
>>150868371I mean, it's the reality. If we don't assume control of the culture then it passes over us to...the zoomers. We're the last line of defense to giving them the culture.
>>150868364Don't trust this nigger he want's to rape you.
>>150868224
>>150868390>cumbersome Shit, I haven't thought about that song in like 20 years
>26 years without playoff win
>>150868390Seven nation army is fine, it fits right in there with we are the champions, we will we will rock you, and that Blur song and all the other usual suspects
>>150868411The NFL needs to start fining teams that always suck like the Cowboys
TUA IS ASS
I hate the Dolphins so fucking much. Just take a knee and spare us this bullshit.
The house always wins
>>150868432we can agree to disagree fren but seven nation army is peak non-playable character. it's the most basic, imaginaion free chant that can literally happen anywhere which makes it even worse
>>150868439
What ever happened to playing Sandstrom by Dude? Is that still big in college games?
>>150868417SHE CALLS ME GOLIATH AND I WEAR THE DAVID NASK, GUESS THE STONES ARE COMING TOO FAST FOR HER NOW
>>150868458Meant for >>150868011
>>150868459That’s the whole point though
>>150868439It's wild that it's been longer for the Seahawks than the Cardinals when the Cardinals were only good for that one year and the Seahawks were contenders for another 5 after their last appearance.
>BVLLS 3-0>QUEEFS 0-3
Waddle making no attempt to block on that last play is a terrible look. I know the games over, but he's leaving his teammates out to dry, setting up his RB to get hit. If I was his teammate I'd be pissed.
>lolphins
That's as good as the dolphins are ever going to look this season, aren't they?
Wait, Thursday Night Football is NFC West divisional games for 2 weeks in a row? That seems like a scheduling mistake.
HAHA TUA
I love josh allen (:
>>150868503He wants to be a Bill, it's obvious fucking nigger
>>150868503Nobody in Miami really cares about football. Even the players.
refs bailed out buffalel with that weak ass roughing the kicker penalty
>>150868531Messing with the plant leg is an automatic penalty.
>>150863293Wheres the ball? Why are the chiefs lined up opposite the eagles center so uniformally?
The black man marches on
>Tua Turndaballova
If the dolphins had Jalen Hurts they would’ve won the game
>dolphins played well enough that mcdaniel keeps his job but they still lostworst case scenario
That Tua interception ruined all my parlays
I'm actually bothered at how competitive the phins were in that game. Fucking eternal 9-8 ass dolphins are never getting rid of mcdaniel and grier kek>>150868531I mean it was the usual shit miami deals with on top of being the fucking shitty dolphins, nothing unusual. What bugs me is people will make the excuse of OH THE PHINS LOST BECAUSE OF SEILER all week instead of TUA THROWING A FUCKING INT at a critical time.
>>150863357dammit bobby
>>150868539watch the play again, wasnt even his fault
>>150868571McDaniel wasn't getting fired tonight anyway. It's week 3. He's not going to survive the end of the season.
>>150868575Allen being a faggot about his nose ruined mine.
I wish to apologize to everyone that I have ever offended intententionally or not, go Bills.
>>150868578im sorry fren but finfans need to realize that while coaching sucks, Tua isn't it, especially in the long run
Bills might legitimately go 17-0
>>150863357Why are people so evil bros
Even though the phins are 0-3 I will double down and say the phins will STILL have a better record than the chiefs at the end of the season.>>150868596....are you an absolute mouthbreathing fucking retard? Tua was never the guy, "finfans" whatever the fuck those are didn't want tua, preddit did. Tua was broken BEFORE he was drafted. Kill yourself btw.
>>150868597Shut up fu man chu.
Damn James cook can barely speak English
Yo did Fitz just say show them your tits
>were back Fitz, now show off your titzKek
>>150868578>dink the ball around around game>someone finally decides to stop playing passive and undercut it aggressivelythat int is on mcgenius playcalling all game as much as tua
>>150868597They already beat the only tough team on their schedule.
HEY CAP NERD: Yes you. I have homework for you tonight. I need you to put together case-scenarios for how the Chiefs can acquire and make room for Tyreek. On the clock starting now.
>>150868608yes that's what I'm syaing, Tua isn't it. and no need to be rude, fren
>>150868617I think it was Whitworth cause they were talking about Fitz going out shirtless before a bills fmgame a few years back all night
I wanted Mike McDaniel to succeed because he inspires people like me...
>>150868607We live between demons and angels fighting an eternal war, the demons were kicking the shit out of the angels for centuries and now the tide has turned into the angels favor.
>>150868622Yes, that wasn't the point. The point is that sieler bullshit will be what omar kelly, td phins talk, douglie, etc will use to go BUT BUT BUT all week. The dolphins were way more competitive than I thought they were capable of being which only makes it more awful.Grier, McDaniel, Tua, in that order. They have to go. Tua is the issue with cap space, Grier and MCdaniel are the issue with replacements.>>150868624Tyreek is worthless now you could easily get him for a 3rd rounder on a 10m deal but he doesn't want to move.
>>150868640He did what he could. That loss wasn't on him.
>>150865661Higher than it should be Average rent is >$1k/month for literally no reason. Vague proximity to NYC means that people just decided that everything should cost 25% more than it should.
Tua fucking sucks. As much as McDaniels gets meme'd about, he can't do shit with Tua.
>>150868597Four "difficult" games left >Week 9 vs Chiefs>Week 11 vs Buccs>Week 13 @ Steelers>Week 17 vs Eagles
>>150868640be the best retarded coke fiend you can be anon
>>150868627Kill yourself and your masters you brown niggerfaggot.
>>150868658Shouldn’t have signed him to near top of the market then.
>>150868659The only one of those they might lose is the Bucs.
>>150868645This.
>>150868654Yes, it is almost 100% on him, that team played their fucking hearts out for him. It was absurd. The phins WAY OVERPLAYED longer than they had any right in the face of 6+ penalties for yardage and all kinds of nonsense but eventually tua caught up with himself. It is actually fucked how well they played because it gives them a fucking excuse.
I think Steelers-Pats will be game of the week
when will the tuaneers learn?
The real question with Miami is whose fault was it for sticking with Tua?
Didn't Tua throw for negative yardage because most of his passes were screens?
>>150868659all injured to shit by the time they roll into josh's frozen tundra
>>150868679Steeles will win. Pats defense is fucking ass. >t. Pats fan
>>150868681the "man" you posted hates tua.>>150868684grier and mcdaniel
>>150868624Tyreek hits the cap for $27.7 million this year. I don't think it's possible.I don't think there's much to squeeze out of Herbert's contract, it's fairly backloaded already. Other than him and James it's just a mil here 500k there kind of stuff left to work with.
>>150868648>bro just get him for nothingI need a real nerd on this one bucko
So you’re telling me prize picks sets Josh Allen’s passing yards line at 213.5 and he gets 213 passing yards? What are the odds of this stuff happening so often?
If Tua was with the Lions he’d probably be fine up until the playoffs?
Is McDaniels really the problem?
>>150868692The Steelers defense is also ass.
>>150868597>>150868659I put my guess here >>150868411
>>150868648Bills has game control after McDaniels script baby plays on the first drive wore off. Buffalo gorilla glues the playbook shut when they have game control and there wasn't many drives to separate the score too. The game wasn't really competitive in an nfl-caliber sense, they suck dick
>>150868697The Chiefs? Back to the mail room with you.
>>150868699He's worth less than that now. a 3rd round is generous, the problem is miami's deal with him.
Legitimately, who thought drafting an under-sized, left handed island sambo as their starter QB was a good idea?
>>150868719A black GM
>>150868672>in Buffalonah
>my bills are 3-0>the world is healingBlessed are my Bills fans.
>>150868705Yeah. Probably somewhere around Niners Jimmy G territory, maybe slightly above
>after game interview >crow is so loud i cant hear anything What's the fucking point?
>>150868711So you didn't watch the game, got it. Great thanks buddy Super good reply.This wasn't the same team that limped around the last 2 weeks and it is fucking bullshit and kill yourself you stupid niggerfaggot.
Yay 3-0
>>150863293>>150863374>chiefs get repeatedly embarrassed by the eagles>nfl will now deliberately scrutinize them
>>150868729Why are you watching the game with a crow?
>>150868442jerruh would TANK itthey should fine the bears and bengals owners tho
Browning automatic
>Any yall wanna go find some hookers?
>>150868732
>>150868704high. I just started getting into this stuff in the past year and stuff like this happens often. All of these places are pretty good at projections then they juice it based on the money coming in. Your best bet is trying to pit different books against each other and try to spot the best odds or some kind of major discrepancy
>>150868730There was 8 drives per team in the game and the dolphins lost by two possessions lol
>>150868741Crows are highly intelligent, unlike Raven's fans
>>150868707Yes, McDaniel is the biggest problem. His offense doesn't function now that they won't let him play by CFL rules.
>>150868741>he doesn't have an army of crows to watch the game withngmi
>>150868597They’ll lose the Houston game if they look this exhausted on a Thursday night game at home this early in the season
>>150868730got gaped by james cook all the same
>8 drive gameglorified 3 hour commercial
>>150868757Burnt to a crisp.
>>150868753lol lmao even
made in a lab
YAC!
>>150868760The whole Dolphins organization is fucked. Going for the meme super contract on Tua is just the symptom of the cancer.
>>150868697>>150868715My bad, I read that as chargers somehow. I'm a little high, sorry.The Chiefs could probably do it if they worked hard at it and some players agreed to give up money. They have less starting cap space but have a lot more to work with. Mahomes's deal can't get much better at this point (already pushed way out and already has a void year) but Chris Jones could be re-structured and Kelce could take a pay-cut.The Jawaan Taylor contract is such a killer though.
500
>retards acting like this was some disaster game for tua and mcdanielI FUCKING WISH IT WAS YOU ASSHOLES HOLY SHITStupid faggot josh allen couldn't do *1* thing and kill the phins dead for the sake of the fans.
>>150868659>Eagles vs Bills most likely a backups game that doesn't matter that late into the seasonwhy are the schedulers so gay?
>>150868719A jew owner and black gm who hired a black coach to draft a qb he hated.
>>150868684When's the last time a team refused to pay a QB that looked decent?
>>150868788fail
>>150868776A dolphin fan made this and not a channer trying to impress people by saying nigger.
>>150868745roflmao like the gunerino? xD
>>150868793Let it go, anon. Your team is utter shit. Just let it go.
>>150868766thisCook had multiple enormous runs saved by fraction of an inch shoestring tackles by the safetyGame was close but it shouldn't have been. Just how the game goes sometimes other anon
>>150868793Being a Thursday game hurt the Bills. You could tell they looked beat. Now McDaniel will keep his job until Halloween
>>150868793You can't lose to the jets so its most likely dolphins win 6-8 games keeping them mediocre and shit for another decade.
>>150868801bills owl insh'allah
>>150868799you forgot the part where the black coach and DAN FUCKING MARINO had a qb picked out they both wanted and the kid wanted to play for the team and the nigger gm said "nah thats cool bro here is your already broken coconut nigger also you have to play him even though you have RYAN FUCKING FITZPATRICK that can at least have fun in a game and make the fans interested.
>>150868802There is literally no reason to post on 4chan other than to type nigger
>>150868793this was the expected and eventual end results, the loss would be eventually on Tua. no one thought before this game that wow dolphins can definitely take this
>>150868821Lol newfag
>>150868821yeah honestly this is pretty true >>150868821
>>150868807that is just it. they aren't shit, they are going to be 9-8 or 8-9 again you niggerfaggot. Fucking bullshit. They are "adequate" not BAD I FUCKING WISH THEY WERE BAD.>>150868815oh they'll go 8-9/9-8 like i've said for days. Fucking fuck.MIAMI HAS THE DOLPHINS THE GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM
>>150868819>had a qb picked out they both wantedWho was that?
>>150868843my dick, he's a stud, stands over the whole olinebig fat white cock.It isn't for niggers like you though.
>>150868834>False flagging this hardDude, get a fucking job
>>150868833There was a second part to that but stopped caring
>>150868861>>False flaggingkill yourself you fucking retarded nigger holy shit go watch some chiefs highlights
Dolphins going 7-10 and doing a fire sale and but will keep around Tua until they can eat the dead cap hit
was taking shots for every time Tua overthrew somebody and now I'm sober as fuck
>>150868843Justin Herbert
>>150868849My dick, large like the Chargers, the whole teamYour shit look like you fourteen
>>150868866You're a colossal loser. Why would you poison /nf;/ banter like this?
Tua had the flu don't worry guys he'll be fine monday week from now.
>>150868872Oh. Would be kino with him throwing bombs to Tyreek but they would win like 1 or 2 more games a year max and definitely not in the playoffs.
I was going to wait for the next thread to say this but I really think you guys should know how therapeutic typing nigger is.
I really like going on VRchat and saying nigger randomly 20 seconds into conversations then pretending to act apologetic for my feigned aspergersAll the mentally ill furries buy it and I get to invade safespaces while saying nigger repeatedly
>>150868875you are not mickey avalon>>150868876what the absolute fucking fuck are you talking about you stupid nigger faggot? Kill yourself.
Imagine having autistic crash outs on 4chin lel
>>150868900anyway, go phins
>>150868896>my grandchildren are bein adorable againAwww
>>150868900lmao isn't that what bubgames does
>>150868895Anon, Herbert is million times better thsn Tua who is one headshot away from doing a chris benoit
>>150868861>>False flagging this hardwhat did anon mean by this?
>>150868914So? Doesn't change what I said
>>150868861nigger who the fuck works at 11PM besides hookers and nurses and hooker nurses
>>150868820>>150868820>>150868820new
just pick a different team bro
>>150868881They say you get those symptoms when you first contract hiv you should get yourself tested
>>150868911Seriously, I think it's time to put me out to pasture when I see zoomers say nigger
>>150868786Ty. There’s two logical places to wiggle with now.
