3-0 Edition
Allen is a bigger baby than Mahomes
Mike McDaniel is a meme faggot
>>1508688203-0 FRAUD edition
My 1-1 Patties
Patty Cuckitini
Tua did nothing wrong!
>>150868832No one in the history of the league has been a bigger baby than Mahomes..
>>150868820Tua is so ASSBills got so lucky from that roughing the kickerImagine if it were the chiefs
Is Fitzpatrick drunk?
>>150868864how many of these ex players do you think have substance abuse problems?
>>150868864His last name is Fitzpatrick. You do the math.
Tua's second chance will be with Steelers
Turf toe sounds a whole lot nicer than what it actually is
>buffalo getting home field advantage to get cucked again what a tradition bills mafia!
i thank god everyday im not a miami dolphins fan
>>150868841Bills looked like shit tonight and now McDaniel can blame one bad pass and a roughing the kicker penalty for losing, keeping his job for at least another 2 months
>>150868845FPBP
What went so wrong
>>150868886People have played without toes maybe don't be a bitch like joe burrows
>>150868898It was a division game and Phins had their backs against the wall. McDaniel isn't a bad offensive coach, he just has an unfortunately shitty QB.
Chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE) is a degenerative brain disease that progressively damages the brain over time
>>150868820>draft a guy with a high first round pick>hope he's good>he mostly isn't >give him $200+ million anyway>he's still not good and now you have $50 mil less in cap space
Dolphins will win like 6 games this year, sell everything, fire everyone, and keep Pooa around for the foreseeable future letting his brain rattle around his skull until they can eat whatever is left on his contract via buyout Could see a team like Indy go for Waddle and Hill (pending imprisonment/suspension) will go back to KC
>>150868908Yuros don't want it
>>150868929I cry every time
>>1508689229*
>>150868848This. Tua can't help he has no talent to play quarterback, that wasn't God's plan (God wants to make him a mentally retarded CTE vegetable)
>>150868916>McDaniel isn't a bad offensive coachI think he's a pretty damn good OC but just listening to him talk is painful and he doesn't give a shit about defense. He's going to be hired the day Miami fires him but he will never be a head coach again.
I just shot my neighbor's dolphin
Ryan Poles is a fat retard.
Oh nonono...
My Rammies :)
What if Tua were white?
They aren't firing grier and mcdaniel, team fought too hard tonight for them to do that now. Thanks guys.
>>150868948Cute.
>>150868879Most of them I would wager
>>150868856I think the refs are usually in the tank for the Chiefs but I really hate this graph. I've explained why before.
>>150868942I’m actually hoping the Bills scoop him up the moment he’s fired. Joe Brady is gone this year and it’d be nice to have a more permanent OC like McDaniel since he’s not head coach material
>>150868948
>>150868832Theyre both babies
>>150868950He basically is except for his skin
>>150868954I live for this shit.
Imagine the torture of Dolphins fans who watched and loved Marino, and what they've had to endure ever since.
Rams, Rams, the sexy Rams! *slaps my upturned ass*
Turf Toe sounds like a pokemon learnable move
>>150868954Heckin based and redpillerino'd, d00d
Fraud.
>My name is Golfin' Linnaeus>And I love raping dolphins in-the-ass
>>150868954Charlie Kirk...
What went so right
>>150868976hey could you shut the fuck up thanks>t. 36 years
>>150868933Some of us dohttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Championship_of_American_football
>>150868984Still in a box last I checked.Go football!
>>150868938Lol no
>>150868983lmfaoooo
>>150868986ravens should rebrand to the gorillas
>>150868987Don't worry, I too know pain. Wasn't even alive for 1985.
>>150868986Veers and beers, bros
>>150868998and yet, they will somehow go 8-9/9-8Don't fucking question it. I don't know how it works either.
>>150868984Still in hell1 week down, an eternity to go
>>150868998>dolphins jets>MNFwhat a waste of a primetime slot
>post yfw face when dolphins get raped 17 weeks in a row
phinbros, lets just admit it. tua aint the guy
>Al Michaels: “and Khalil Shakir scores making it a 28-21 ballgame!”>Kaylee Hartung: “Tyreek Hill beat his ex wife”
>>150869016it really is, and it means it is 10 more days until they can lose bad enough to have a chance to fire mcdaniel and grier, at this rate it isn't happening.
>>150868986>Indians playing footballput me on the OLine for any of those teams and you'll see more pancakes than in an IHOP
>>150868986For me, its the Kandy kings
>>150868984Kek
>>150869022Based Kaylee
>>150869019
>>150869021post anyone saying he was the guy in any thread that wasn't the bahamasanon that wasn't shitposting within the last year.bonuspoints if it is somehow a phins fan.
>Bucs O line completely deadDon't tell me they're actually going to lose to the Jets this week...
>>150868933Did he died?
>>150869013I laughed gleefully with you xister, because I know how this ends (_(;;;;;;;D ~~~ (_0_)
>>150868986Goabros this year is our year
>>150869022Yeah that was some ditzy female producer's idea. The league hasn't suspended Tyreek, he's out there playing, why we bringing up his personal issues? For a "me too" crusade?
>>150869001>St. Louis Coonbacks>Gary Gorillas >Memphis Mustafas >Brooklyn Black Hounds >Corpus Christi Kangz
>>150868885What kind of ninja handsigns are these?
>>150869003>still had the lovie smith brian urlacher era You realize that would be a golden age for the dolphins at this point.
>>150869054Commentary randomly brought it up at one point in the 4th it was fucking strange. It was like the guy read the wrong talking point card.
>>150868944I hope the Bears let him stay on until his contract ends in 2029
>>150869058Based Darren McFadden
>>150869045Its Joever
>>150869064>Mississippi Windchimes
>>150869045Jets D is assThere’s no way T Taylor is gonna beat them
>>150869043fren, a lot of you hyped Tua to heavens here. that might have been cope or what you're doing now is cope but you guys called him elite
>>150868885So real it feels like it already happened
>>150869087When, post any examples. No phin fan has hyped him up in years especially not fucking HERE. Post em. I'm waiting.I have only fucking shitposted about tua for every year of his career here.
>>150869066Urlacher was fucking amazing, but never had a QB. A team with Marino and Urlacher would've won an Owl.
>>150869019>pic related
>Josh Allen & Tua Tagovailoa combined to average 1.5 air yards per completion, the lowest mark in a game in the NGS era (since 2016).>Allen attempted only one pass over 10 air yards, while Tua completed as many passes behind the LOS as past it (11 each).>Powered by @awscloud
>>150868933This aint real
>>150868885Are they ever going to let Charlie Batch start again?
>>150868998>JetsThey will get one win against the Phins>SaintsWill unironically beat the Dolphins>BengalsBurrow will be back by then
>spending the night with a woman>bitch won't stop breathing>can't use my fanugh I knew I should’ve just stayed home tonightgo vikings
>>150869019>mfw the Dolphins and Chiefs go 0-17
I got Tom bradys wiener on my mouth
>>150869033I looked up the Delhi Defenders, the heaviest guy on their D-line is 250lb. The lightest is 180 lmao.
Alright, I've seen enough. I'm ready to accept that Mike McDaniel is in fact a black coach.
>>150869111Caleb...
>>150869108dolphins will have a better record come on, i know they'll go 8-9 but chiefs 100% are going 0-17 kek
>>150869111Go to bed, Patty
>>150869111Skip.....
Indi-ana Jones
>>150869054Look at the socioeconomic factors he definitely takes losses out on his hoodrat shorty with a sock full of quarters or something you can just tell he's guilty by looking at him
>>150869113coward
>>150869095Tua actually had a higher average depth of target, oddly enough >>150868947
>>150869111Julian...Gronk...Bill...
>>150868998Steelers D is NOT stopping Tyreek and Tua
kek I know you're all laughin at the phins but this thread is still up>>150676498that warms my heart
Would McDaniel make a good OC?
>>150868908People that care already support a team and most Euros never change sports teams
>>150869131Suspend him then. If he's playing what is the point of bringing it up on the broadcast?
>tua didn't complete a single non-screen passThere is no reason he's still starting
>>150869151He's taped, and gaped
>>150869092had to go back a couple months but here you go
Tua would be good if he had a stronger arm
>>150869128Like Indiana the state. Get it?
>>150869151depends if the HC he's under will go along with his....innovative play designs
>>150869136ebin
>>150869169https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Championship_of_American_footballWe are the USA of europe when it comes to football
Cam Newton's show is just schizophrenic black people noises
Keenum steps into it
>>150869157He was paid 53m, he plays until he heems himself. Simple as.>>150869167I'll give you credit for finding one but that clearly isn't a phins fan. They are somehow talking about winning the division? That is clearly someone who hasn't seen the AFC East beyond webms here. I'm not going to pull some moving goalposts shit here though.
>>150869153>suspend himHe should get some kind of service medal
>>150869168No he wouldn't.
>>150869151He was good on the 9ersHow much of that was shanahan i cannot say
>>150869192would
>>150869151Would he be allowed to get away with his illegal motions again?
>>150869151he's behind the times and trying to run east-west sometimes south on a narrow field where defenders are all fast. the meta is get to the point and be decisive vertically right now. he can't think on his feet either
>>150869172I used to mule coke from chicago to pittsburgh, if you get pulled over anywhere except Ohio you're retarded, and if you can't outsmart Ohio cops you're super retarded
>>150869151Legitimately, yeah. Especially if his QB doesn't have a noodle arm.
>>150869192To be fair, she does have a punchable face
>>150869190pass is CAUGHT
>>150869157Sounds like he’s good enough to win a Super Bowl and needs more help
Ban the screen pass
Just got done breaking all 206 bones in Tua's body with a hammer. So he'll be out a while
>>150869148It isn't funny and I'll be giving stern comments to the moderation staff if this type of harassment continues
>>150869185You are in the EU but you are not granted the rank of European
>>150869112now I want to see their OLinethey would probably make me look like prime JJ Watt
>I don't know why everyone is making so many jokes and being so mean, I made 3 million dollars tonight!
>>150869214DIGGS
>>150869219>N-n-no you c-cc-can't d-do that
>>150869227Copium
>>150869197Would love to see him back with my Niners but I don't think Shanahan would kick Klay Kubiak to the curb after his first season as OC.
>>150868884I can't, my name is also Fitzpatrick.
>>150869238Please elaborate.
>>150869242How is kubiaks kid doing?
>>150869248No
>dolphins refuse to be complete booty garbage and instead try to stay competitive with the best qb in the leagueGod dammit tua and this team why would you fight for mcdaniel NOW you assholes...JUST BE GARBAGE ALREADY
How do other players feel when Caleb slaps their butt and sneaks his finger into their asshole briefly?
>>150868986you could put together a 53 man roster of the most dysgenic posters on /nfl/ and they'd probably ragdoll every team in that jeet league
>Pooa NiggalovaJust give him more time
>>150869226Just realized I made a mistake. It's the heaviest OL that's 250 lb (253.5, to be more exact, and it's 3 guys). They have one guy listed as DL/OL, and he's 242.5 lb. Other than him the heaviest DL is 220.5 lb.
we should've known when he was like this in the first shot before the game
>>150868986For me it's the Hyderabad Skykings
>>150869271I unironically played D2 safety can I be the defensive jeetraping captain
also I'm afraid Tua shares an affliction with brittany mahomes
Kek are people white knighting Tyreek Hill in here?They should remind everyone he beat his wife on every play as far as im concerned
>lol the Bills play the cuck song!!!Fuck you. Mr. Brightside is amazing and a classic for a reason. It's a perfect song.
To think that the Dolphins could have had Herb...
>>150868820It's time for the NFL to step in and do something about the dolphins and other teams that won't do the right thing and dare to disrespect the Buffalo Football Bills. This is LE ANY GIVEN SUNDAY or "Game of inches". These shit teams need to stop wasting the Buffalo Bills time and injury risk. A formal concession is the only correct and respectful response. I await one from the aints.
>>150869305Its a faggot song for faggotsLived in Buffalo my whole life except college
>>150869299This is an incel website, they probably wish there was a video of it
>>150869299i laughed when someone said something before the game about him beating up on mcdaniel. nah mcdaniel is around the same height as him and male so tyreek would be too scared of even stepping to mcdaniel's sissy ass kektyreek is an overpaid washed nigger
>>150869305I hate millennialst. millennial
>>150869310Hello, Japan. Did you enjoy the game tonight?
>>150869310The Saints need to try and injure every Bills player they can
>>150869269>they shitcan Grier, McDaniel, and Tua>they manage to replace them with an even worse trio
>>150869315>tyreek is an overpaid washed niggerHe had 3 3rd down conversions and a TD and went for 100 last week. He's not washed. Maybe not as good as he used to be but it's hard to tell with all the small ball shit the Dolphins do
>>150869336kek that is the concern, they fire grier, hire in house, fire mcdaniel, hire weaver, fire tua, use ewers and ewers turns out weakerthen you're in an even BETTER spot kek
New rule.If a franchise goes 10 years without a playoff appearance they get sent to the UFL
>>150869336How much worse can they even get?
>>150869288brother you will be Polamalu 2.0 the dravidian destroyer out there
>>150869343He dropped so many passes tonight, shut your ass up
>>150869343he is overpaid for his output on a broken shitty dolphins who doesn't need him. Washington, Waddle, and Achane are more than adequate given the line needs and other needs the phins have. Tyreek is a waste of energy.
>>150869293Ruh-roh
>>150869348You just know Browns would be the first to go
>>150869348
>>150869369fraid so
>playcaller calling plays that should have been called 10 years ago is the peak of football intellectmcdaniels is trash and the nfl would get raped by an outsider that pays zero mind to football old wives tales
>>150869064>Alabama Brillo Pads
>>150868832He’s also vastly more elite than mahomo
>>150869348>>150869379How many years without a playoff win is acceptable?
how many more losses until tyreek just gets up and leaves in the middle of a game again?
>>150869380Dammit, Tua. I didnt say for the dog to have you in him.
da bears gonna win sunday and go 1-2
>>150868845fippy bippy
>>150869320Funny, because I hate zoomerst. zoomer
>>150869356I'm like 95% sure Indians are so unathletic because they can never have steak or cheeseburgers
>oh no he's got that dog in him... for real... tua... stop...
>>150869389Or CCG appearances
>>150869350hire Dave Gettlemen, poach Chip Kelly, and spend 3 first round picks to jump to #1 pick to draft a turbo bust
>>150869407>the vikings have the 4th longest SB appearance droughtI always forget this
mr brightside reminds me of highschool
>Post YFW grier, mcdaniel, and tua are still with the phins at the end of the season>I'll start:
>>150869343Dolphin is perfect for Tyreek. He rather be on a dysfunctional offense where he bails them out in 3rd and long once in a while rather than being an extra shiny cog on a well-rounded well ran offense
>>150869255Hmm idk what he does exactly under Shanahan
>>150869424reminds me of da pub. Place where I play pool plays it almost every time I go
>>150869399I fucking hate everyone and not even in an edgy fml wayYou can sit across from your mother or friend of 30 years these days and 60% of the time they'll be doing something on their phone. I'll be sitting alone at a cafe or something and notice every other table is doing this. I don't care it is what it is, but that doesn't mean I hate every last faggot on this earth for doing it
>>150869430
Why did Amazon show that clip of Norwood's wide right miss?
>>150869424used to be one of the """meme songs""" we would play during our gigs ("Big" local band) in 2008-2011. post-hardcore band. i occasionally reminisce about the scenegirls ofvthat time, great time to be alive. now I work in ICT
>>150869444this guy is me and i have been telling my wife the same things for many years now.
>>150869444checked. you need jesus
>>150869469That cake looks delicious...
>>150869466I'd usually control music at college parties and it got to the point where whenever someone asked me to play it I'd ask them for $5 and then play something else. Only one guy out of maybe 50 people ever tried making a scene of it which I think proves the point that its a faggot cuck song for faggot cucks
Surely the Billsfags are like 2-3 for posters.
>>150868908ahead of its time
Dolphins may be 0-3 but at least they can take comfort in this
>>150869504I'm here everyday.
>>150869521That's the Blackest man I've seen in my life. 102% African, with a 2% margin of error.
>>150869310They must sacrifice their tables
>>150869444You're just autistic. Seek help.
the bills didnt even cover against the dolphins.....pathetic
I just took a mean tua and I'm feeling awful grier about it.
>>150869444>I'll be sitting alone at a cafe or something
>>150869521the energy of a runt-of-the-litter sewer rat that found a shatout mulecondom full of coke outside the airport before developing MS?
>>150869535Their offense was embarrassing in the 2nd half tb-h
>>150869224what does that mean
A big "FUCK YOU" to Neal Mohan for disabling streaming privileges on my friend Juniorfan's account. You a such a retarded piece of shit CEO and I hope your fucking ass resigns soon!
>>150869550it means you are technically on the EU council but you are too close to Russia (Sith Lord) to be considered a white man
>>150869550He is calling you brown
>>150868841He's obviously drinking again, he's done. He can't handle the stress and scrutiny. I honestly can't blame him, the team entirely relies on Tua performing well now, a few years back the defense could bail them out but that's not the case anymore apparently. Tua moves so slow now it's almost painful to watch. He rolls out under pressure and it's like he's trying to high step through mud, he turns to right for his dump off pass to the rb and there's absolutely no snap to his motion. Have you ever watched an excavator move? It rotates on it's base at a fixed speed and that's the best way I can describe his motion. It's so fluid in the wrong ways, like pouring cold syrup.
But who won the moral victory?
>>150869570man shut your bitch ass up anon
>>150869533you seem a tad overly-defensive about something you supposedly claim isn't a societal plague
>>150869575phins are spiritually 6-0 after tonight
>>150869575>moral victoryI hate this phrase like you wouldn't believe
>>150869596that is because you're a degenerate and belong on a cross
>>150869596Your post is a spiritual loss lol
>>150869560>>150869568guess that's what too much /pol/ does to a human brain
>>150869596>Carthaginians after the second punic war>b-but muh moral victory>entire ethinicity gets slaughtered and raped out of existence
james cook is the best rb in the league and its not even close
Where's the Bahama queer?>>150869632Saquon
>>150869578All I'm saying is that if something doesn't change with Tua the Dolphins and especially their coach are cooked. Maybe Sewers will bring life back to the team after Tua finally gets heemed this season but as of now it looks like they should burn the whole thing to the ground.
>>150869660MAN SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP ANON
>>150869632He's good, especially on turf, but a little too small for a feature back and he usually gets dinged up around playoff time.
>>150869660if mcdaniel is as smart as people say he is, he'll call QB draws until tua gets heemed onto IR so he can put ewers in earlier and save his job
>>150869667Press L to laugh at Kelce
fuck refs all my homies hate refs
>We've had moral victory yes, but what about actual victory?>What about an 11+ win season? 10 wins? Maybe just 3? One? >I wouldn't count on it, Tyreek
>>150868962
>>150868962I really hate niggers
>>150869701yea
Why don't they have hot trans cheerleaders
>>150869684There wasn't even enough possessions in the game to get blown out because the clock got bled out from 50 1 yd passes in the game
>>150869707name 5 hot trannies for research purposes
>>150869707>hot>trans>cheerleaderYou can only pick two
>>150869444It kills me inside too, anon and I’m just left to sit there feeling like an idiot while either the person I’m with or the entire group is on their godamn phone
is trans bussy really good enough to make you assassinate a man in cold blood
>>150869725if you were on your phone you wouldn't notice
>>150869715Lian DongArielle MaxineTaftajSayuri (brazillian)Izzy wilde
>>150869707
>>150869729Perhaps
>>150869707the panthers got you covered
>>150869108I used to think the Cheifs could never but honestly, I think we're in the middle of one of the most significant mass psychic events in recent memory. The collective consciousness of all football fans reached critical mass at some point during that blatantly rigged AFCCG and 100 million people thought, in unison, "FUCK this team." And since then they have, in fact, been fucked. Hilarious, utterly humiliating super bowl loss. Rice suspended. Worthy injured by Kelce. Heemed by the fucking Chorgers week 1. Done dirty at home by the same team that blew them out in the super bowl as Kelce turned a touchdown pass into an interception. Taylor Swift hiding behind screens so no one could see her alcoholic rage face. It's all fallen apart so quickly. This is not luck. It's karmic justice. They deserve an infinite amount of humiliation. 0-17 is still too good for them
>>150869684>Throw it, Tua! Throw it to the open receiver!>....no >:)
is it time to admit zesty black coaches aren't acceptable in the league?
Who is his next team?
>>150869774A team of other used car salesmen in Ft. Lauderdale
>>150869757> No way, the open receiver is more than 30 yd away
>>150869192If you date a man with a neck tattoo you should automatically forfeit any right to complain about DV because you're more or less asking for it at that point. You knew what he was and you singed up for the ride anyway. So pay the toll and stfu
>Left-handed QBs
Allen is Varsity. mutthomes is the JV scout team.
>>150869757YOUSHALL NOTPASS!!!!>McDaniels, NOOOaaand the score is now 21 Giants, Dolphins 0
>>150869790Coward
can somebody post the webm of the chiefs cucklord saying he'd give his wife a hall pass to fuck mike mcdaniel
>>150869397Da Bears gonna lose Sunday and Gayleb gets benched for Bagent. Ben Johnson knows he needs a white qb.
>>150869771Imagine you're a NFL player and this fag tells you his ideas and what it takes to win. Now, you're 0-3, with nothing spectacular to write home about record wise the past few years. How long until you shove this asshole in a locker and demand a real man as a leader?
My Bears are shit
>>150869802Some of these "athletes" prefer it, they've had actual coaches in high school and university so they like having the fun guy they can just ignore and walk over while they get paid millions.
>>150869781this tbdesuIts like trying to date a chick with a septum piercing then wondering why she keeps fucking random guys off instagram. You should just go into it assuming its gonna be an open relationship
>>150869798nevermind i found it
>>150869774vikings
My Raidies are shit
Shame that Tua is getting all the heat as if the flag on the punt wasnt the actual game.
>>150869781vice versa if you date a "woman" with a paw print tattoo anywhere on her especially cat paw on titty.
>>150869826it is almost like tua is the guy being paid 212 million who threw the int after that. Don't worry, media will be making that excuse all week.
>>150869819these people legitimately need a .50 cal to the temple
>>150869832is he going to spike that baby in the endzone
>>150869801Caleb doesn't play defense. Poles is so shitty at drafting defenders they have zero depth, Jaylon Johnson, Gordon and Edwards being out absolutely ruins the D. I'm still pissed at Poles for trading Roquan Smith and then paying Terrell Edmunds mid ass.
>>150869838no he's gonna throw it into the stands
>>150869828>woman with any tattoo>woman over 17
>>150869846kek what a goof>>150869847i'm saying for DV reasons. If you see a bitch with a cat paw print on her titty she will 100% bite you.
>>150869846>>150869846no 50 trying to catch goff is hilarious
>>150869828>julia bond>kyler quinnsigh....brb...
>>150869852you can't get arrested for DV if you keep her caged in basement
>>150869831Defense failed miserably, Cook was averaging 10yd per carry at one point. Guarantee you they win this game if that flag never happened.
>>150869846>some asshole holding $19 nachos just got drilled in the facekek
>>150869790just play baseball if you're a lefty that can throweasy money as a platoon reliever
>>150869862Guarantee you Tua would tua it up anyhow.
I don't even understand why blacks get tattoos. You can't even see them
I don't understand why blacks try to act humanwhat's their endgame?
>>150869872cultural appropriation of the Mayan and Incan civilizations.
the nfl needs a guy like steph curryi dont even know what i mean but they do
>>150869881patrick mahomes
>when anons call them blacks instead of niggers because they don't want to hurt bitchknees' feelings
>tfw you have a get right game against dem boyz
>>150869904
Pooa had a cte moment
Dolphin status?
Mike Tomlin is the modern Marvin Lewis
>>150869938Turned into sushi
>>150869944Nah thats you.
>>150869938Worst team in the league
>>150869951but the chiefs exist.
>>150869938Those Jests won't know what hit em.
>>150869963
>>150869938Stuck in The Cove
How do I block someone on this site?
>>150869826i do blame sieler like 95% for the L, especially because that defense is pure ass in generalbut pooa being overpaid dogshit isn't ever going away anyway, if he gets paid like geno smith instead maybe that defense wouldn't be quite so ass and/or maybe he'd have better pass pro
>>150869993You need to buy a pass first
>Log on to /nfl/ after my Bills beat the Dolphins :P>It’s just the Kiwi ranting about the Chiefs still>Log off /nfl/
>>150869993PM'd you the instructions
>>150869993you're here forever faggot nigger bitch coward you can't hide from us
>>150869938the buffalo gores the dolphin
Who do people celebrate Josh Allen so much when he has won nothing?
>>150870011Since I can’t find the button: I declare that you’re blocked.
>>150869972I almost had sex like this once buy I was the one setting outside the water. The girl jumped out of the water and the stupid bitch couldn't pull my dick out. She kept trying to pull my dick through piss hole like I was wearing boxers but I was wearing swim trunks so there wasn't a dick hole. She did kind of smell similar to a dolphin, fishy.
>>150870017unblocked myselfplonked you stink as
>>150870016He's white
>>150870016He’s white and the two other top 3 qbs are blackThat’s fundamentally it, it’s just the age old white hope
>>150869864Some fuck in poverty seating get gifted the TD gameball
>>150870018
>>150870021>>150870022>he's whitekek what is this cope?
>>150870016ONLY QB IN NFL HISTORY (to repeatedly shit the bed with a really stacked team)>LaMeme seeks to correct the record on this
>>150870020
>>150869996
>>150870032based
>>150870029That’s what it is, he’s a handsome white guy. Mahomes and Lamar are ugly and black, even people who think they’re not racist will subconsciously find themselves coming up with reasons why actually Allen is the best of them all. I’m not saying while feeling any type of way, it’s just the way it is. If Allen looked like Geno Smith nobody would rate him higher than Mahomes or Lamar
>>150870043Anon... Allen is the best qb in the league right now but he's black. He's a black man.
0-3 club is gonna be full of black QBs this year
>>150870059If you want us to claim him we will :3
TUSH PUSHWE WINTUSH PUSHWE WINTUSH PUSHWE WINTUSH PUSHWE WINTUSH PUSHWE WINTUSH PUSHWE WINTUSH PUSHWE WINTUSH PUSHWE WINTUSH PUSHWE WINTUSH PUSHWE WINTUSH PUSHWE WINTUSH PUSHWE WINGAME OVER
>>150870043> Mahomes and Lamar are ugly and blackI don't think even Mahomes knows what race Mahomes is.
>>150868820The Bills are so much better than the queefs it's insane
>>150870069His race is “Mahomes”
>>150869996>>150870036That's my QB
Look what you did Tua. Hope you're proud of yourself
>>150870061coconut isn't black but josh allen is 3-0
>>150870082I want to sadfuck her damn you tua
>>150868841Hes a football nerd same with Johnson same with Cohen. Theyll all be OCs again in 4 years.
always funny when a team is getting blown out and some player makes some routine play and then puts his faggot finger up to his mouth and taunts the crowd because he knows he is bitch-made and would penalized for taunting his opponents in this soft-ass league.
>>150870076*Mahominid
>>150870114Coward
>>150870094nerds should not be head coaches. all the best coaches on the most successful teams are traditional coaches. only exception is mcvay
>>150869938FIN-ished.
>>1508701171993.
>>1508701311992.
Dem Boyz are gonna rekt the bears
>>150870174>team that should be in the NFCCG based on reputation, roster profile and talking head cocksucking is going to beat a shitter that will be in the dumpster of it's division for the foreseeable future.Wow. Hot take, pablo.
I think you guys just like typing out nfccg and afccg at this point.
>>150870275Coping already huh
>>150870303No. Just hate them. Go back.
>>150870342And there’s the seethe kekPlonked
>>150870358>s-seetheYawn.
Caleb is a bust
>>150870376many are saying this
>>150870367*pees on you*KWAB
Anyway how come the bears always pick busts?
Charlie Kirk deserved it and John Mara is a wrinkled old faggot
>>150870497You're not wrong
easy 8-0
>>150870497Coach 'Crackpipe' McDaniels here and I approve this message. I've seen pussy and ass gush red, but never seen a bitch bleed from their neck before. Kinda sus if you ask me. No cap
>>150870557Just go to bed, Mike.
What is this phenotype?
>>150870376*busts on your roster* uwu*rawr* did I scare you baby?
>>150870587Fired bender
>>150870557This actually kinda sounds like something he would say half-ironically to some black bama kids at the combine
How can blacks like Tyreek smell bad if they got those big wide monkey noses??
>>150870537you can count 9-0 bro my chiefs are tanking
>>150870773They're included in that 8-0.
>>150870537Week 5 trap game filled with razorblades
I’ve had enough of the racism in this general. *spanks your bottoms*
The ravens are so cool
blacked
It's funny how the Chiefs start 0-2 with noticable offensive struggles and the media says shit like>The Chiefs will rebound, but the only question is whenBut another team WINS whole the offense struggles and it's>Is this sustainable? Is total collapse inevitable?
>>150870971Tyreek and OBJ will be on the queefs by next month, they'll finish the season 11-6 and go to the owl. It's all so predictable.
I love gambling so much
>>150871013I hope you lose your house you fucking degenerate
>>150871022Well I only bet $10 on the game last night and make $20. I used the winnings to get myself some McDonald’s breakfast.
>>150871013Based
I can't decide if Kyler is more retarded for owning a shitbull or posting this image.
>>150871105Just kidding - he's definitely more retarded for owning a shitbull.
to win games you have to win the gamegood morning btw
>1Playmaker number>2Star RB/DB number>3DB number>4Kicker number>5Unsure, but feels like QB only>6Wide open because Baker/Devonta/Cutler are top 3 Al the number>7Superstar number >8Playmaker number>9Kicker number>0Meme number
what emotion is tyreek trying to convey here?
>>150871170He's wondering why he keeps hearing a chirping sound at home.
>>150870971Because the Chiefs have done this before tard, other teams haven’t. When they went 9-5 and got destroyed by the Broncos and Raiders people were saying all the same things, they had no chance in the playoffs if they could even make it, 49ers, Ravens and Bills are the best teams in the league and to even talk about the Chiefs competing them with them was a joke. Then they went through the hardest playoffs in NFL history and ended with a ring.
>>150871215Surefire 1st ballots are Fitzgerald, Brees and Edelman. I think that’s it from that list
WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO SACRIFICE?
>>150871170>shieeet dawg I gotta gets off the mofucking team foreal McDaniel retarded
>>150871170>Is bo jangles still open?
>>150871243Edelman isn't close to a first ballot
>>150869846Scared tactic
>>150871386He is and he will be. He’s won multiple rings as Brady’s most valuable receiver
Also, shut your mouth you stupid foreign faggot, I tell you what’s what around here
i hate this retard
>>150871490that was the center's fault you dumbass
really makes you think
>>150871170
>>150871181XD
>>150871554One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn't belong.
>>150871554fun story bro
>>150871386He's one of the chosen people, you are right but don't be surprised
>>150871495It's insane that there are three separate ties in that.
Does McDaniel get a pink slip today?
>>150871733No.He should though
>>150871797Ross is probably too busy with other things to care.
>>150871554>6-7 with 8 figure income pulls tailflabbergasted
>>150871637wtf is she balding?
gm
>>150871733Probably not. Why bother trying to salvaging this season with a fraud coach and a bust QB? Might as well just tank, fire them both in the offseason, and build for next year.
Flores was right.
>>150871978RIP Cryami.
Hello /nfl/, are the Dolphins really so shit? They didnt look THAT much worse yesterday>t. still dont know ball
>>150871900Get yourself checked for autism. That webm is implying that once a player starts dating a "baddie," they start making great plays. Then it shows Kelce botching a catch when he started dating Taylor Swift, thus implying she is not a baddie.
>>150871923Nop
>>150872065My bad waking up at normalfag hours isn't my forte
>>150872065A 35yo woman cant compete with generic plastic surgery bimbos in their 20s whoa
>>150872037An 0-3 start in the NFL is a defcon 1 level disaster. Teams in the same division play each other twice a year, which tends to give bad teams a better chance to win in games against much better inner-division foes. Division games are usually competitive no matter who plays who.
>>150872065Allen and Herbert haven’t done shit in the postseason.
>>150872065When Kelce was banging big butt black women he was the best TE ever.
>>150872104I get it. But I mean only the interception actually threw the game yesterday no?
>>150872132I’d say the interception was the dagger
>>150872037They’re 0-2 in the AFCE, 0-3 in the AFC. They’re fucked.
Morning, SpeeLETS GO BANGLESLETS GO JB6
>>150872130Not really. Gronk was the greatest TE ever back when he had a gay serial killer for a backup.
>>150872179>screenshot Tf
>>150872037I think the problem is on the culture around the teamLife is too good in miami and their coach is a soi boy otherwise they have a good team on paper
>>150872188I screenshot because my photos are too big for /sp/Here you go at a lower resolution
>>150872179>>150872243pretty view
>anon sits in the middle of a forest like a creepy
>>150872240They drove out Flores and Fangio, they just want to party in Miami.
>>150872285>Fangiothey didn't drive him out. philly had an opening so he left for them
>>150872179Fuck cincy, fuck browning and fuck burrow
reminder: the nfl officially CONFIMED the iggles were CHEATING
my mom is making me go to my 12 year old cousin's birthday party tomorrow and making me pick out a gift for him. what the fuck are the kids into nowadays?
>>150872331Nothing can stop us now
>>150872348Buy him a PSN card
>>150872348If hes into sports a jersey from his fav teamOr hand him an envelope with money like a mafioso
>>150872354>queefs have a 0-7 record at Metlife against the Giantslel
>>150872385historical performance is not necessarily indicative of future results
>the chiefs are gonna be 0-3 after this weekend
>>150872385I did not know that
>>150872348>my mom is making meBro you should know best what kids are into these days.
>>150872385Chef Russ gonna cook
>>150872392I drew a Tarot card for the queefs and trust me bro... its over.
>>150872392The genny is doing semen retention to ensure the queefs lose SNF
>>150872607Based
This russian guy wants to sue me for raising the rent 20% (max by law here) kek
>>150872883Russians are despicable
>>150872883okay but why'd you raise the rent you piece of shit
Good morning /nfl/Go Bills !
>>150872331R-refball bros?
>It would cost the Dolphins $79.2 million in dead cap space to cut Tagovailoa right now>Tagovailoa signed a four-year, $212 million contract extension in the summer of 2024The single most expensive failure in NFL history.
>>150872277HUSBANDOOOOOOO
>>150873062Still Jalen Squirts
>>150873062Ayo holup
>>150872883That's not a Russian guy that's Detroit quarterback Jared Goof
>>150873042We've been talking about new penalties for next season. Chimping and Nigging have been on the table for years and negro fatigue has finally gotten bad enough that they've been passed by the Line Judge Commission. So we just need a 2/3 majority vote in the Umpire Covenant and the game will be a lot whiter just you wait.
Seems like the Packers are the only contenders
>>150873291with 2 minutes left and the game on the line, i just don't have faith in jordan love marching down the field and scoring a TD
i'm completely unsurprised the fins lost, but i also no longer have them as my frontrunners for going 0-17. that distinction now belongs to the panthers of carolina
>>150872979Im actually just trying to catch up with the current market price for similar apartments in the area, hes been getting a discount for 2 years now. I understand its shitty but hes got 3 months to decideAlso hes done some damage in the apartment so id be okay with him leaving
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
>>150873291>goof without johnson and glenn>commies on the road on TNF not impressive
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Can the titans hurry up and develop a corner? My eagles need a replacement for adoree jackson ASAP
>>150873291The Eagles will beat them convincingly
>>150873358nobody is going 0-17
>>150873385>when he remembers his last name is turndaballova
>>150873408probably right, but tracking how far winless seasons go is the only entertainment i get out of shit teams
I dont understand why arent veteran good RBs stuck in mid teams forcing a trade to the Chiefs. The perfect opportunity to ring chase
>>150873453>veteran good RBs stuck in mid teamsLike who?
>>150873485Zeke
>>150873485Kamara would be a good fit for them
>>150873453I thought Pacheco was the best in the league and getting him back healthy meant the Chiefs would steamroll all competition
>>150873485Tony pollard, kamara, ekeler (injured now ik), joe mixon
>>150869271shut the fuck up, asshat
Our Joshie :)
Guys it's week 3. I want to remind you what's the current, defending Super Bowl champions looks like through 3 weeks last year. They lost to the Atlanta falcons, and they barely squeaked by the New Orleans saints, who themselves look like unstoppable juggernauts through two weeks
>>150873585SAAR
>>150873512I thought pacheco's problem was his leg injury but its much worse its his brain
>>150873512Hasn't been the same after he snapped his shit up.
>>150869401>unathleticbrother where are you getting this false notion? India plays soccer, cricket, and rugby which are duration sport. This therefore makes the Indian people stronger and more better trained than americans
Someone make a new thread while I get the coffee started.
>>150868986imagine how much fucking cheating goes on in this league
>>150873646ok jeet
>>150873651>c*ffee
trip on BK
>>150873550>pollardHe sucks>kamaraContract makes him untradable>ekelerYou said it yourself, plus the 'ders are contenders >mixonThe Texans think they're contenders
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