asia cup meme slog ongoing england vs ireland meme slog ongoing
grigget
YFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yho23Mb0n_0
>friday night disco>more of glammylad's awful collection to scroll pastgrim
>>150873597one of my favourite moments in glammys season was cunnyman from ausland coming in randomly to play a one off game and taking 6 wickets for 53 runs against middlesex. legend
Can anyman watch this and not laugh once?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMrzK3fN5hI
>>150873638he wont even make our ashes teamscary innit
>>150873632you complain when i play musicyou complain when i donti cant win
I don't share glammylad's lack of taste but I will defend his entitlement to have it
>you complain when i dontyou're wrong
>>150873650I think this would be better with the original footage than the animation but I did laugh when he said "arent we all chocolate deep down"
>>150873734there is no original footage it's pure audio
>>150873751wtf, isn't it from a podcast?
>2nd reply weak
>>150873774yes but it was famously a lazy no effort no video podcast
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/property/house-prices/britain-best-worst-cities-prosperous-quality-of-life/Number one baby
cannot begin to imagine what tomorrow has in store for melife in the 6163 is truly electric
>WAI'm sorry to hear that mate
zachy is a pretty ugly guy
>>150873886aint no way you pay to read the news surely not
literally the most successful shagger in /cric/ history
fremantle a city of culture
and that culture grew aids
dat casual homophobia
>phobia this phobia thatim actually really brave and courageous, im not afraid of anything
>>150873999find God
>here's your seafood bro
just watched a video of an avalanche (snow) in australia
>One giant isopod was filmed attacking a larger dogfish shark in a deepwater trap by latching onto and eating its face.
>>150874183lmao that fish nigga wishing he had arms
>>150874262WEAR THE HECKING MASK
right off to the bottle o
brew york cans in a maharishi shopping bag
if my flat were a bedsit it would be a studio flat
and approximately 30 square metres
think I'll go bouldering in Manchester tomorrow train ticket a tenner return (for me)unironically never been Manchester before
what a sheltered tarq lmao
nah I have been to the airport actually nvm
odd place to be for someone who's never got higher than 6 feet off the ground
The average bouldering wall height is generally between 3 to 4.5 meters (10 to 15 feet), actually
Dunno whether to bother with a rabies vaccination for IndiaHave to pay for that oneCan't imagine I'll actually get bit by a dog or a bat or anything like thatWould just kick the little fucker in the head if it dared to try
yanks have cancelled free speech so there's probably less than 5 /cric/ threads left before this site gets shut down for hate speech. make them good lads
>>150874655why risk it mate
>>150874682truth. cash in your pocket now > later gains/losses
free speech is dead and the commonwealth killed it
not saying staying at home is listening to Cameron Winter is more fun than a proper night out but it's more fun than sitting in a gimpy little neek group in a pub, just sitting down chatting about nothing
right, going out joy
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
>>150874682You can just get post exposure vaccines if you do get bitten I think Not like I'll be miles and miles away from the nearest hospital
i am immune to vaccines
some fucking cunts just pinged me at 4 FUCKING 30 on a friday to ask for a quick work call WHAT A CUNT
walking to the pub
what are good pub topics these days?
>>150874862charlie kirk
>>150874862dire german artrock
>>150874816Remember when I put in a 3.30pm Friday afternoon meeting with a few others shortly after joining the civil service, and toilberg had a quiet word with me to tell me that we don't really do that sort of thing (work out contracted hours) here
>>150874873nobody here is following it, at least not the normies irl
cric is powered by civil servants on their '''downtime''' (at least 6 hours a day). not convinced they do any work
all pub experiences would be so much better if someone just dropped a fat bag of bongo on the table and stopped talking about neeky cultured shit or boring blogsimagine being at the pub in baskinstoke with bard and his mates grim
>>150874962imagine having the word 'servant' in your job title though lmaolike if bard's great great x5 grand daughter is tracing her family tree and finds the linkedin. or if she's famous and on who do you think you are and the bbc host introduces some worcs museum curator who says 'yes, and here was the rainbow lanyard he was forced to wear during pride month'. honestly not worth the 45 holidays a year is it kek
>>150874962still got the 5 minute wait on my phone to post as I can't be arsed wait, thus I don't post at work. play balatro and slay the spire instead
everyone should just take smack instead of going to the pub
>>150874962I'm still working now (email admin toil at the moment), when all colleagues have already left for the day Quite a familiar pattern desu>>150874967Very rarely go to Basingstoke (shithole)Very rarely go to the pub (prices)>>150875012Odd post
probably posted this before. I love this respect and communication these two have. it's how people should behave.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znwklA-UEck
>uploaded 2023swear I saw that exact vid 10 years back
>Original Air Date: June 25, 2013
>>150875150that's an expensive piano
gf
>>150875094post your flat address so I can PLEASE organise an intervention you drug-addled freak.roids, doggy ED pills, ozempic, smack ffs enough is enough
corrr cracking deal at morrisons 12 cans of camden ale £10 down from £16 80 pence a canyou CANt beat it ha ha
won't be posting the address of my peng flatcan- future days in flat form
>>150875284can i have some
>future gaystago mago mogstago moggo
yes mate >>150875293you bring the pies i bring the beers
Bodied them
didn't watch, too longbut is that your cousin britjeet? the one based bard sent to the afterlife with a few data points kek
god I am so glad my mum is a millionaire
watching a David Suzuki doco about how fucking cool smoking weed is. he's not wrong
any worthless alcos in?
tbf the pub can actually be quite fun you just need to be on loads of smack, heroin and gak
too many druggies in for my likingnot a good message to the younger /cric/ lurkers
>>150875562have you spoken to anyone yet
>>150875562what's the fit for tonight? Japanese from head to toe?
/cric/ disco is officially openhttps://youtu.be/r9186rZtCQM?si=yD1D2H1PWak0_dFO
yesssssss glammyladget the tunes going
>>150875592Italian vintage rayon short edwin jeans (Japanese)Solovair brogues >>150875656love it that Glamorgan are being promoted
I think to find the pub tolerable you have to smoke fagsBreaks up the evening Also raises testosterone The more fags you smoke the closer you are to 30 bodyweight pull-ups
>he gave up London for thatKek
mayo is hollandaise for failures
>>150862195look at this piccertain man keeps trying to convince us this is an activity for straight men and not the cross fit of gen z
York is the greatest city on earth Donedoners will be pumping my bags
any fitties in the pub zachy lad
Oman have a real chance to beat India
>14 runs an overyeah not happening ladstill a catastrophic story loss for poodia thoughbeit
>>150875950not bad desu. a few showing some skin and just saw one with a really tight arse walk by. might ask for his number
if my flat were a novel it would be john williams-augustus
>>150875967Get your veins out mate they'll be soaked through
If my flat were a test series it would be england I'm south africa 2004
zachy's bedsit was england vs new zealand if we're being honest
>>150875956Oman are the winners in our hearts.India changing bowler 8 times, spot fixing as usual
>>150875284Saw 12 cans of cruzcampo in Iceland the other day
literally isn't a bedsit a bedsit has one room I looked around a bedsit and the estate agent didn't even move as if I would live in a bedsit
i'm still fuming about that time the old man stole zachys seat at the pub
that boomer has been dealt with
disco night fell flat a bit didn't it lmao
no one else FUCKING bothered did they as always promotion party RUINED
I feel no more at home than in neath I am glad Glamorgan are getting promoted
>>150876554top man
Was in Wales earlier this weekPissed it down the entire time My opinion of Glamorgan as a county fucking plummeted from that point on
the welsh larper (non)brothers are in again
*posh south london accent from tarq in his stately surrey home*>I am Welsh*posh sussexian accent from tarq in his york bedsit*>I too am Welshgive it a rest lads
fuck gotta be at the airport in 3 hrs and I havent been to sleep yet
why out of all the places in the UK i could pretend to be from would i pretend to be from wales you dingbat
>>150876712few beers will see you right matewhere you going? don't you dare say new zealand
will be nice seeing bard post with a nepal flag desu (not so much a bindian one)needs to somehow not get kidnapped by the CIA backed zoomers thoughever
>>150876818My contact on the ground tells me that it's ok now
did you see that random lad that got caught up in it and just started filming stuff
(the contact on the ground)
>>150876772just brisbane
grimbaneoffensively humid place
>>150876872safe flight mate
the disco will never diehttps://youtu.be/jr1c2jlhuGg?si=0PBcUgB8d5mLBFAA
wtf was that glammyladjust because people say your taste is shite doesn't mean you have to lean into the meme
top tune that
i like this video, work in the 1st building you fucking see https://youtu.be/XEwEea2vNM0?si=b8ufjj27KNlHWQj0
https://youtu.be/3T5hiI6nTbw?si=ZWZm8eGLQ75IVnyj
>saves the disco with an absolute nostalgia bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S35THmZD_E&list=RD1S35THmZD_E&start_radio=1
>tfw someone joined the disco thank you mate
>>150877379proper wub wub fucking BANGER this mate
woops just woke up
You're welcome GlammyladRemember dancing to that tune in Hereford (basically Wales) on the night of my 18th birthdayLong time ago
will give certain man (who knows nothing about /tv/, /fa/, /biz/ but does know /mu/) a nudge to save the disco after he's done being social
When I say "dancing", I mean it was on in the pub and I nodded my head a bit
nodding me head used to be my go to move
it's still mine desurefuse to dance even when you're socially meant to. could never do that wedding stuff me and that's 100% why
I had a theory once that if you pretend to have a stutter girls feel sorry for you and you are more likely to get a smooch at the end of the night from them, so i spent months perfecting a stutter. Tried it a few times on different nights out with friends and it worked every time, forget chat up lines. My friends thought i'd lost it but i proved it.
dubstep around 2007-11 was so kino lads. what a time it was just listening to radio 1 with almost no problems. game's gone
Only respectable move for a man's man desuDancing is for poofs, queers, and nancy boys
https://youtu.be/3Q9rewnLFYw?si=faxyYdS2pEgq8NMT
>a banger straight from the streets of herefordhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ3UJKxeFco&list=RDSZ3UJKxeFco&start_radio=1
alright i'll play one for the ausbroshttps://youtu.be/e-IWRmpefzE?si=VwKR4j3sQk5RNlIN
disco just got good desumight drop some tunes in myself in a bit
>tfw /cric/ lads saved the disco :)
Not a drughead but DID used to enjoy a cheeky balloon or two while enjoying dubstepLeads to a transcendental experience if you time it rightThey give it to you at the dentist so it's literally healthy too
>>150877600fuck i used to love a bit of ellie before she went ... urban saw her at a pub near me uni, great voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8TbZvy2msQabsolute TUNE lads
>>150877631Haven't really followed her career desu, haven't really listened to anything except obscure country music and old bangers for yearsShe went to the same college as me but she's six years older so our paths never crossedIf she's gone """urban""" now I can only assume it's because there were literally no black people in Herefordshire in our day, and she's just seeking some novelty
This was the big oneGood drophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdQhxztj8Cc&list=RDYdQhxztj8Cc&start_radio=1
I like dancing
ellie goulding pre-urban:https://youtu.be/CKII_MKQHfA?si=EBwASMJZvjd2J0agellie goulding post urban:https://youtu.be/UZwi9SHgzGY?si=t5rfUh8NZQLCj_hvits a fucking disgrace
Fruit from my garden is delicious /cric/ bedsitters could never
>>150877679Bit grimFeels like all pop music follows exactly this unimaginative formula though (shit chorus repeated again with some shitty rapper chiming in with an occasional verse)She was probably just cashing in
Fair to say /cric/ shitters have the most appalling choice in music
before dubstep we had the based warp brothershttps://youtu.be/1SzQrNxLmdQ?si=jpx4T5kCRyE1AYlv
Stop embarrassing yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNxNXcNSyTk
anons joined the disco
>>150877379best tune of the night this one mate, nice one. stuck it on loop because it reminds me of better times ;(
My grandfather is probably worth about 11 millionBut it doesn't solve the pain Why nobody will save me from this hell I have no ideaI am a heavy metal man
play a heavy metal tune zachy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Usel2OAtQ_s
my favourite heavy metal band is paramore
My grandfathers wealth is somewhere on par with the Russian military
3 pint bowen back from the pub and wasted I see
Would snap twiglets legs in half, one left hook to the body and a finisher overhand right to that unmissable sixhead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yq-Fw7C26Y
>>150877869leave him alone mate
My dream is to one day host a 24-hour /cric/ discoone that we or the ausbros can start and then handover to each other maybe a new years party just keep the party going for a full day
bit of a grim 'dream' desu
The grey in this city is too much to bear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVr-sJ578h0
time for bed https://youtu.be/O_QBC_pDkeU?si=yATV-3oWXY02hYIEgod bless you /cric/ bros
https://youtu.be/Phh3oVCtzBg?si=SZ4baBDrMUSq8M99The main problem with my grandfather is that he isn't rich enough. I have to toil and it's genuinely awful
Good fuck off with your terrible muzak
enjoyed the 'sco this eveningnight glammylad
dunno why zachy always insults glammylad when he's just a nice lad trying to have a bit of a disco
it was getting a bit good but then he posted the grire busted spinoff shite again
i posted that before it got good tbf you have a bad memory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnKGjSSu2xU
bowen has a ciggy butt brain due to alcohol abuse
The Russian military is one of the greatest things ever witnessed. If Poland tried it it one with Russia, it would unironically be over in six hours.
>>150878295not bad that lad
>one of the greatest things ever witnessed>repeatedly btfo in pretty much every war in history>has been fighting a war against a much smaller country for years and still hasn't managed to take more than 0.1% of the territory despite it costing billions of rubles and thousands of dead russkiesthis is your (ciggy butt) brain on /pol/
crisp dream fella x
2nd reply ITT
The Russian military has literally unlimited resources
>2nd>y-y-yfoweakeak
Sebbo where the hell have you been all day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Usel2OAtQ_s>covers a song about killing your cheating gf and shacking up with her sister>bored of playing it>stops halfway through and covers sunshine of your love in tribute to the recently split cream>beeb has a sissy fit and cuts the broadcast
that same smell every time sebshit enters /cric/really makes you think
>>150878424gotta tcb fella xhttps://youtu.be/m1cRGVaJF7Y@150878453all you smella
>>150878546https://youtu.be/AwuB5WPbRhc
I am drunkBut I will go bouldering in Manchester tomorrow
Certain man hasn't had physical contact with a female woman in almost 2 years and it really shows
Why would I want to be intimate with a female?The female brain is simply incapable of comprehending her own demiseThe female '''''brain''''' is most suited to a smallish fish tank
zachy will do anything to not boulder outside at this point lmao truly pathetic
Maybe the real friends are the mental illnesses twiglet leg''s picked up on the way
missed my flight tried to push through with zero sleep and then fell asleep fully dressed while killing time before I called an uber
Sail to your destination as your ancestors were made to
that was the polynesians
Brooke Marsden
driving to the driving range ama
whats your favourite season of survivor?
>>15088122920
never watched it
pub loomswonder if kevin parker will be there today its just the day to day in the 6163 this city is truly electric
might go to a few bars tonight myself. alone cause i've got no mates haha
>>150882096how do you do it
come down to the local 282 south terrace south freo
>>150882134don't over think it
Just got back from a run, going to play some Bioshock Infinite before I head out to watch the nrl semi later
/cric/?More like /goodmarningsaar/LMAO
good morning
>>150883731reverting with a good morning sir
how much of this thread is jeets genuinely? 80%?
Today is the day ladsPears in the final vs HampshireLots of rain forecast
>convict hours
I bet my left nut you don’t go bouldering in Manchester today zachy You’ll be too hungover
every man needs a vice. for me its drinking and bashing the mrs
the bongs are waking up, lets make them feel at home, have a whinge and talk about where you're walking to
craving a woman's finger in my bum right now
Most bongs have never driven anything above 4 cylinder's and that's the ones that even have their loicense.
My vice is saving money instead of spending itGot about £258k saved now across my different bank accountsI suffer
thats enough for a plane ticket out of england to end your suffering
>>150884118same but instead of 258000 bong dollars i have about 2000 kiwi dollars
>>150884154Yeah but where would I even goThere's no point in ever leaving the UK>>150884178Will be more or less equivalent with a few more years of Rachel Reeves running the economy
>>150877600this hasn't aged well
>>150884273Agreed, looks like she went a bit too far with plastic surgeryMany such cases!
any ausbros wanna put me up for the ashes if I fly outI can cook and clean
reckon tickets to the games are your biggest concern
Australia will get well and truly licked out by the Tongue during the AshesFACT
>>150884333what's the strategy there?are aus players homophobic? will this gay sex act from the english player put them off their game?
>>150884356>what's the strategy there?Take loadsa fuckin wickets>are aus players homophobic? Yeah>will this gay sex act from the english player put them off their game?Not sure why you're going on about gay sex acts
>>150884303You could stay at my parents place they have a guest bedroom with your own ensuite and foxtel, only problem is a lack of public transport there's only 4 buses a day and you have a 400m walk to the bus stop
>>150884372you think captain woke would allow homophobia in his ranks?
>>150884303If you buy me tickets to a few days of the Sydney test then yeah
I am heading West to pursue my hobby The weather forecast is absolutely dire, but arguably you aren't getting the true Manchester experience unless it is absolutely pouring down with rain
Maharishi raincoat weather, one might sayActually hold up I think I just pulled a muscle in my back this sheltered tarq might have to dodge Manchester sorry
i knew you'd bottle it
>>150884398All Australians are homophobic, even the gay ones
rather be dead than caught wearing maharishi
webb
If my flat were an item of clothing it would be Maharishihemp cord carpenter chinoIf my flat were a pint it would be a ghost ship
If my flat were a film it would be something Japanese, or possible Chinese
>If my flat were an item of clothing it would be Maharishihe never spoke a truer word, expensive bedsits and shit overpriced binbags are pretty similar
>>150884486our gays are some of the gayest
the gameshow addict absolutely boiling with rage over a functional, high quality raincoat again
the gameshow addict aka ol bingo wings
sir would like a bin liner shaped into a jacket?ok that'll be £300 no refunds
>>150884588Any thoughts on satisfy running gear?
it's not so much the price, more the terrible style and graphic choices. some chinky embroided crane that looks more suited to be in an mma gym or tattoo parlour than on something that's meant to be high fashion.
>>150884600like their stuff, not a fan of the big tag they put on every piece of clothing though.
>zachary>not basing all his taste on some rando /fa/ thread he browses oncepick one
love T20 cricket, golf, bouldering, Survivor, Sarah Gadon, laptop thumbing, Dua Lipa, Maharashi raincoats, Bundabergs, bedsits, Chloe Swarbrick, and Sara Tendulkar
Trail run loomsNeed to get a move on so that I'm back in time for the start of Pears vs Hampshire
still buzzing from glammylads 'sco :)
>>150884623i love 1 of those things, like 6 of those things, am indifferent towards 1 of those things, actively dislike 2 of those things, and don't know what 2 of those things are.
oi bard when you going on holiday?
>>150094756still waiting
still waiting [2]
yfo mate
>>150884303got a spare room if you want to come down to the 6163only half joking
still waiting [3]
>>150884241literally ausspiritually healthier life here and culture isn't really that different
>>150884634yep, soime well done glammycha
>bro just come to australia and experience our 45c heat and become friends with poisonous snakes and spiders that live in your car
>>150884884melbourne has very mild weather. really just perth and brisbane that are hot and perth has no humidity and strong winds so it's completely tolerable
>>150884588
lived in england for a year, only way I'd go back there is in a bodybag.
you generally don't need to change your life for snakes and spiders, just shake out your shoes before you put them on and check underneath the toilet seat
perth probably has the best weather in the world imo. summer is only bad up to 3pm when the sea breeze comes in and the rest of the seasons are 99% clear skies and cool temperatures. heavy rainfall in winter but it's all at midnight so you don't even notice it.
would unironically faint if I saw a huntsman spider irl in my bedroomwtf is that
I've seen no more than three snakes in my entire life. biggest spider I ever saw was a huntsman when I was 4 or 5 years old and dad just sprayed it with morteinsuch an overblown meme
does england have any animals that can kill a person?
nothing to do in australia is there>dude the beach lmaook but that's it. plus if you want to travel you can only really go to SEA unless you want to pay with 2-3 days of your life on a plane back and forth
Tbh it's scorpions that I dislikebut you will only see them if you go semi rural
>>150884970skiing
point is you aren't looking for distractions, the day to day is so much more fulfilling and enjoyable. and plenty to do in melbourne, that's up there with the great cities of the world imo
>skiing on fake snowsounds incredibly soulless
>>150885015australia isn't hot all over, plenty of real snow nsw, vic and tasmania
never heard of anyone going skiing or snowboarding in england
literally a range called the snowy mountains
you know how rock climbing has a fake queer version for losers (bouldering), do skiing/snowboarding have something similar?
best part about the UK is that it's close to other countries that aren't the UK
>australia>plenty of real snow
victoria and tasmania are literally freezing cold and have big mountain ranges yes there's real snow
>>150884963cows, bats or dogs carrying rabies, bowen when he hits 50 chinups, maybe some insects if you have a bad allergic reaction
>>150885051based retard
just looked up the snowy mountains and it's literally in the middle of nowhere kek. like 0.001% of the Aus population has probably seen actual snow thento get there you have to take a right at Wagga Wagga and carry on South towards Tumbarumba before making another left heading to Ngarigo. not even making this up lmao
generally you'll find the alps aren't right next to major cities in any country champ
like a 3 hour driveeveryone in vic nsw tas has seen snowI've seen snow and I'm from wa lmao
>>150885153>why isn't it snowing near port citieslmao the state
pretty sure snowfields are like 30 minutes out of canberra too
lived in england for a year and all I saw was miserable sludge and black ice.
englands tallest peak isn't even a km tall loljust a boring flat piece of land really
>>150885218but it's close to much better countries that you can temporarily escape to remember
might go to england sometimeany recommendations?
>>150885235heathrow on the way to somewhere else
>>150885235Lisbons a short trip away
>>150885235They've got train that takes you to Paris
>seething this much>what never seeing snow (that fell from the sky) does to a niggait's ok lads, just book a weekend trip to go there and remember not to miss the turning at Tumbarumba :)
It's snows fairly regularly in the blue mountains near enough to Sydney if you were desperate you could get up there to catch the snow. Also snows in Stanthorpe near Brisbane most winters. Hobart generally has snow atop Mt Wellington most years, it's even known to still be up there at Christmas on rare occasions
where's good for a suck in Manchester after floating up some soft v5s?
There's two big clubs in Manchester; Man City and Man United
>>150885283salford boys clubthe unofficial one
>>150884588that jacket is actually pretty sick NGL but it's not the one I own
>>150885235LutonBradfordBirmingham
england does have some beautiful contrysides and rural areas, used to ride my bike to school over there through all the small towns and 1 lane roads. not sure why they're bragging about their non existant snowfields though.
>>150884588iron your clothes mate
heard blackpool is lovely and very close to spain
>>150885235York Ripon Harrogate
Closer you get to France the nicer the country gets
Why are homeless, vagrants, the poor.the working class etc people always reading some pop crime flick?I would have a lot more respect for them if they were reading the Sea in Russian Strategy
how many of the aus posters here have ever been to Europe. bet it's like 1 in 5 lol
>>150885356ummm ever been to Hampshire mate?grim as fuck Southampton belongs in the north, Ripon belongs in the south
>>150885372if an aus poster is white then 95% chance they've been
Obviously reading for tips, same reason why terrorists read Frederick Forsyth and that kind of shit literally teaches you how to make bombs and not get caught, should all have been banned and the authors arrested
>>150885378>Hampshire is le badshit gimmick. btw they're posting about you again neek >>150883630
>>150885390>izach
not a gimmick Hampshire is just simply absolutely dire
>>150885372I've been to Europe
probably all of us lmaoeveryone does their euro trip in their early 20s
From the outback to the coastConvict shitters will be toast
I'm an evil weevil
Lots of schools in Australia do school trips to Europe too
hampshire the home of m*rk nicholas. don't know anything else about but it is only good for a nuclear bomb if you ask me.
Saturday morning is best time to get train T.knower
>>150885378>>150885400Your penis is small
hampshire looks like a top 5 english city based on what im seeing in google images
>>150885399done him
>>150885452it's absolutely not doesn't even make top 20
>meanwhile, in zachy's neck of the woods...
"good" english cities>manchester> >> cannot compare to france or italy or spain
I think we need to take a step back hereWhat are the key KPIs of a "good city"?
if your flag has the union jack on it, you're part of europe
>>150885437No it's the worst time because I'm always hungover then
from what I'm reading ITT the key criteria is being close to somewhere better
>>150885497coulda sworn that was Kings Cross (the real Kings Cross in Sydney)
>key key performance indicator
electrifying atmosphere in the 6163 today. getting the sense that anything could happen and something will happen
>6163is that liek the new psw¿
>>150885505political and cultural stability (no globalist mixing pot nonsense)weatheraccess to naturejob market (thoughbeit not as relevant in current year)
>>150885497kek so true. the thing is if he wants to shit on other counties he should at least come from a decent one himself
zachary is from a broken home remember.
Lived in Winchester for a year and it's genuinely one of the most NPC places on Earth. An absolute cultural void. Hampshire isn't even good when it tries to be posh.Then you have got Southampton and Portsmouth as the major cities. Enough said.Then you have got places like Basingstoke and Eastleigh- the thing about white working class boys being the worst academic performers brought to life.
Malaga markets 15 minutes champ
malaga is not anywhere near me you fucking spastic
kardinya5 minutes champo
about to go out to some bars by myself because I'm a friendless loser. wish me luck.
kardinya is near me that's true
have fun fella x>>150885608GOTTEM
>>150885603gl mate, enjoy
Basingstoke is a fair shout actuallyprobably the 2nd worst and most grire place in the UK, after Southend
Manchester such a strange place to me Seems like some sort of enclave
>>150885603u monkeybarring fella¿
Lovely quiet pint on mysen
the sheltered tarq goes to England's second city for the first time at 34 years oldutter state of the bowen parents
>BazzingStoke
he's been to the airport before tbf
The highlight of my time in Winchester was bumping into Kevin ashman
pumping kevin arseman more like lmao
keKkkk †not addressed to anyone
kevin ashman has the skills but loses lots of points for no charismaChris, the lad who died, was prob the best allrounder
>>150885651not quite sure what that means
*be's sexually attracted to women exclusively*
>>150885639It's okay since they built festival place I've been living there for the last 2 years and it's pretty nice, only downside is the lack of hangover slop available (pic rel)
Heathrow airport just got hacked lads wtf
>>150885713don't worry about it fella. have fun, be safe x
*be's sexually attracted to women who look a lot like their ex-cricketer fathers*
>>150885695I don't really agree, Kevin was more of the all-rounder But If I had to pick a guy to quiz for me to save my life I would pick big Chris. Has that arcane knowledge
>where is a good place to liveWherever there are Hindus
the opposite is typically true actually
Shut it paki convict
back to my piano then
gms
zip it champo†not addressed to anyone>>150885775bbbBBBAASED >>150885808GOTTEM
https://youtu.be/Phh3oVCtzBg?si=rcgaK_WNXBYxifWQNot convinced geese is actually good, held back by his bandmates perhaps. We will find out for sure in a week or so.
did you pick up the moog fella¿
ynr whe s**** would go to great lengths to hide his jeet identity out of shame and pretended to be a white blokeynr he's south indian and bullied by the higher castesstate
I suppose when your paki mam n dad are brother and sister the six fingers it makes playing the piano a bit easier
wtf India has only -600k net migration each yearthought it'd be much closer to Pakistan (-1.4mil people a year)
the Cam Winter album was good but it's good in a 2 week fad sort of waynot got the lasting power of a Built to Spill if I'm completely desu
>bnob still can't bring himself to admit his dad diddled him and he actually misses getting diddled
not one good new artist in the current yearaotys are destroyer and sterolab new records
*signs the waiver*
brb
don't think zoomers care about music really, but they certainly aren't listening to full albumsmore a boomer / millennial thing at this point
You can't climb high enough to get injured falling twiglet legs
the ones bringing back the vinyls trend were young millennials and a handful of older zoomers
zoomers will bring back CDs
HERE WE FACKIN GO THEN LADSCMON YOU PEARS
>bringing back the vinyl trendthis happened over a decade ago retard
>Worcs playinggood time for the old lidl trip then
Guys put Sky Sports Cricket on NOWBiggest event in the 2025 cricketing calendar
tapes are undoubtedly the most kino medium
You can actually, but luckily I am very injury resilient. But also, absolutely stiff as hell and can't get really get more flexible no matter how much I try. Maybe the two are related
that was my point retard
>>150885910so truego on public transport and look at how many people have earphones in but aren't' watching tiktok etcmaybe 1 in 15 at this point
Lidl trip temporarily on holdDay in front of the TV looms
Donda was a very important album for me during the lockdownsMy guiding light, my hope
Tom Taylor was the best bowler (in terms of cricketing statistics) in County Championship Division 1 this seasonAbsolutely devilish 79mph swingersKhurram Shahzad seems to be effective too in the white ball game
*touches wood* (my book)
sorry you aren't a retard I just recognised the past tense
looking forward to certain man having a proper seethe later once we body these worcs sauce twats
not particularly interested in having sexual intercourse ever again
what about for the sole purpose of reproduction?
just not interested
Fletcha Middleton might be the tarqiest name I've heard this yearsorry I'm supporting the bard team now
>>150886008I'll probably blame umpball but I doubt I'll seetheNever really have high expectations for the mighty Pearsmen Think bowling first on a rain-affected day like this will work in our favour
Mix sesame oil, Chinese vinegar, onions sauce in a mixing bowl with some chilli flakes. Stir. Toss in some flat noodles (Not stringy). Pour hot oil, shallots, and a meat of your choosing over them. Stir againWho needs an oven
Gareth Roderick †, Daniel Lategan, Kashif Ali, Jake Libby (c), Rob Jones, Ethan Brookes, Henry Cullen, Matthew Waite, Tom Taylor, Ben Allison, Khurram Shahzad proper deano sounding team this lot. bet they've got golf planned tomorrow
>>150886032uh I was referring to original certain man and his hampshire bad mick but thanks for the mini blog
somerset man like my father before me
>>150886055Oh ok, np>>150886045Ben Allison is deano personified (Essex boy)Maybe Ethan Brookes and Tom Taylor tooProbably not the others thoughTwo Pakistani lads certainly won't be playing golf
Sussex man like my fathers before me
>>150886045>Rob Jones>Ethan Brookes>Henry Cullen>Matthew Waite>Tom Taylorpeak deano names. yjk they all drive Fords
Breaking: it is raining in Manchester https://youtu.be/4PhjR_V0lf0?si=2I1RnkC4Gdt8kt_I
I'm going to be furious if we select anyone younger than 27 y/o for the Ashes
My (honest and unadulterated) opinion on Hampshire, having visited for work and leisure in recent years?>WinchesterSeemed like a very nice place>SouthamptonBit of a dump, far more """urban""" people than I expected>BasingstokeBit of a dump, also quite a few """urban"""" people
the Manchester accent is actually well different to the York accent tbfI was a denier before but it's unquestionable now
>>150886074Rob Jones (who I met and had a brief chat with while trail running last winter) isn't a deano, he's a cheeky northern chappy, class clown typeMatthew Waite also not a deano, he's a gruff miserable Yorkshireman
Worstershire's fielding has been dire so far, sort it out Pearsmen ffs
>cup final not even mentioned on the BBC cricket pageKek utter state
never been to manchester but it has a strong enough musical legacy to be in my eternal good graces
think you can still be a deano even if northern 2bhJames Anderson etc
is it even being televised or is it that same streaming twat at new road filming it on his iphone from a tripod about 500m away from the action?
any recent intel on daniel hay?
>>150886143It's a bloody disgrace desuSaw Sky Sports Cricket Twitter account had a grand total of two tweets about the entirety of the T20 finals day last weekendAll part of the plan to sideline county cricket to make way for the H*ndred>>150886185Live on Sky Sports Cricket right now m8
>>150886185don't call bard a twatnot his fault worcs is a povvo county
Might start replying to myself saying "underrated" when my jokes get no (you)s
>>150886190he was in durham the other week all I know maybe would met him but he didn't exactly send an invite in the post
he seems like a bit of an odd operator ngl
Joe root has a tinge of deano Not saying he is a deano but he is like 15% deano Simple undeniable
no doubt he went to durham seeking attention from /cric/ 10 years after the peak of his efame
>>150886263underrated
>>150886333astute take actuallybit of deano dna if you will
Is Durham his favourite team because it's closest to Scotland?
years after the fact but still reeling from the zachy bomb re no bald sri lankans
>>150886230North Worcestershire - your Kidderminsters, your Stourbridges, your Redditches - is indeed povvo pseudo Birmingham dump and we should get rid of itCountryside to the west, east, and south of Worcester is lovely and just the right level of tarq (proper traditional middle-class England, but not insufferable tarq twats like one might find in the Cotswolds)
Wonder what like the hard V3s feel like in Manchester
it was the team he chose in cricket captain if I recall his retirement essay correctly
>>150886367ffs I'd forgotten all about this but now you've just reminded methat was the nukiest of truthnukes I've ever seen
who was it that wrote some stupid shit about wine in their auto-biography?
>>150886397a beautiful mind moment of brilliance
yeah the truthnuke that is instantly disproven by Sanath Jayasuriya
cam on pears
>>150886420jayasuriya was an express reservation built in newcunt
>>150886420actually the aus lad has it a bit off - the original truthnuke was Jayasuriya was the only bald Sri Lankan (this is an undisputed truthnuke that has never been debunked)
Literally exception that proves the rule: the man
britjeet exposed himself as having no knowledge of /cric/ history or culture
In Manchester I should burn in hell, but I don't deserve this
>>150886436ty x
Get Shahzad offBit dire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Z3IkDtxCs
I genuinely did lots of research and, after multiple dead ends, thought I had missed out the most obvious candidate in Mascharenas. I posted it happily and confidently on /cric/ without bothering to double check. someone immediately pointed out he had a visible hairline and just shaves it offI'll never forget going to google and zooming in on his scalp in every pic. I had become the truthnukes' hypocentre, I had been humbled in the most brutal way
Manchester isn't even rough Hardly medellin is it
such a probing insight he also was one of the first maybe first ever men to expose stuart broad for having a hair transplant
manchester is full of direish people with grim accentsit's grire: the city
how do you even notice something like that? certainly not a skill you pick up at universityjust built different I guess
>jayaVictory>suriyaSun god
Bought some kiwicare lawn feed and seed. The lawn finna look *chefs kiss* for backyard griggy this summer
>>150886536I remember this happening
>>150886619post pictures when it's readyhope the mrs and the family are good
Marvin Atapattu you dumb cunt literally Jayasuriya's opening partner
>Manchester isn't even roughSay that in Rusholme witeboi
who's the h1b of the cricketing world?
>>150886666The worst thing you can do to an Indian
Josh Inglis
Bit crazy that Liam Dawson can't play in this (the most important match in the 2025 cricketing calendar) because he's sat in the Direish rain with the off-chance of playing a meaningless international late September T20
how did these worcs shitters even get to the finalgive us the trophy now lmao. strongest county in England
Think I'll warm up with 27 pull-ups for monmouthshire
trump really dabbing on jeets hard these daysthat too after they spent years fellating the US and Israel as well lmao
looking so cute todaylarriet jeansichpig shortsnake hole fleece vestsalomons
>climbing app yeah I'm thinking I might skip the app today
Do you record your "climbs" on garmin and upload them to strava zachy?
the app is called (and I'm not making this up) grip tonight
What does it record? How many guys fucked you up the arse?
might have a grip tonight myself
If my maharishi raincoat gets stolen in Manchester it's peng If it doesn't get stolen I am still the proud owner of a maharishi raincoat Win-win when you think about it critically Win-win
shows you your closest gloryholes, and you can filter V1 through V11
>climbing is primal, that's why I exclusively do it in an indoor refurbished shoe factory with plastic grips screwed into the wall and record my non-progress on my Chinese smartphone
>>150886666can't they simply sell themselves into chattel slavery? surely you are your own owner and putting yourself on the auction block is the final boss of libertarian rugged individualism that the US represents
could do with a wicket here bard m8
trembling with anticipation at the thought of getting a morning coffee in freo tomorrowan electrifying city anything could happen
*gets aids
>>150886938YOU'VE DONE IT LADGONEGOTTENFUCK OFF BACK TO THE PAVILION YOU GUBBY LITTLE TWATPEARS ASCENDENT
>>150886857https://youtu.be/O8DB60Wj9Cg
>>150886950HEAVO HO.UNNAEAVEHO
>>150886956I FUCKING DID IT
Which number is greater, the amount of runs Bard has scored this season or the number of hairs on top of zachs head?
>>150887008I scored ~330 runs this seasonOnly 5 of them for the 1s thoughever lmaoGot the end-of-season awards thing later, wonder if there'll be a best fieldsman award
been doing an investigation into bard. taken sworn statements from his ex girlfriends. chilling stuff. it will all be released soon
>>150887071proud of ya fella x
he never recovered from THAT sledge
>>150887092Any early conclusions la? x>>150887105Thanks Sebastian, it was your ongoing support and astute technical observations that kept me going through the dark days of ducks
>>150886911I've been climbing outdoors twice actually The indoor rock just hits different
>>150887128yes: guilty.
>>150887128hope to see more firm straight drives in yer next wheel fella x
>>150887136Very homosexual comment
>sleeping outside is primal>but sleeping inside just hits differentyeah its called reducing the challenge mate
>just hits differentthis is a 32 year old man
missed crossfit of his own time so decided to jump on the crossfit of gen zsad
>>150887198Uh oh>>150887216Felt most natural in the last match I played, when they finally let me open up and I just started playing aggressivelyWorked out well with a muscular 60 odd not out carrying my bat while all the other useless shithouses lost their wicketsWill hopefully get lots of opportunities for straight drives if they let me do the same next season
vietnam the most beautiful country in the world. vietnamese food the best in the world
veitnemese food is absolutely dire >>150887246dire take
>>150887292>>150887292>>150887292>>150887292
>CPL finals teams are ones with /strongmknd/ Hindus in itReally makes one think
Oh my word what an absolute shit hole
Literally me doing 14mm max hangs in Manchester
