We're at the semi-final stage of the English Open, with Leicester's Mark Selby the sole Englishman remaining. He plays Zhou Yuelong this afternoon, with Mark Allen v Jak Jones scheduled for this evening. You better believe we getting counfy.>Upcoming events:English Open - 11-21 SeptBritish Open - 22-28 SeptQ Tour 2 - 25-28 SeptInternational Championship Qualifiers - 30 Sept - 02 Oct>Essential links:2025/26 Calendar - https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=2&season=2025#currentUpcoming matches - https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=24&season=2025Hulu stream guide - https://pastebin.com/tRSLRCNmPrevious thread: >>150582052>Latest news:Ding's curse has been broken by Mark Allen.Dave Hendon has a snooker book out.Tbh I'm drawing a blank here, does anyone else have anything interesting to share?
>>150887524Here we all are now, the zesty lads. The thread title is fucked btw.
Anime.This is me >waiting for snooker since morning, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
>>150887640Fug you're right, I put it in the name field instead of subject. What a rookie mistake.
gwon jester
>>150887640>can't find the thread by searching the catalogue for /147/, because it's in the name instead of the subject
>>150887705>>150887737>What a rookie mistake.Keep this up and you'll be relegated to Q-School boyo
GWAN ANGLES
GWAN THE BIG-BOTTOMED BELARUSIAN
Tats bottom
>I can't see Mark Selby not winningYou've jinxed it Alan
gwan abi!
>>150888157>>150888161
>Zhou Yuelong, 1
GWAN SELBEHGWAN ZHOUI won't even be mad, if Selby loses this. To be fair, with how he's been playing in this event, I'm not sure how he even reached the semis.
>>150888157>>150888161and I'm supposed to be looking at the table while she's strutting around?it's very distracting
>lark belby
oh yeah it's molesting time
>>150888627
>jesting the jester
>>150888204it's a zesty start
tf was that blue selby
Data Baize: Mark Selby has never potted the yellow in practice, such is his respect of it.
Hearn has activated the CCP flies
>Selby zesting>leave for a moment to take a picture of my whole Hakollection>come back 50 minutes later>0-2
>>150889587and the stream disruptor 5000
This is the exact opposite of a "safe lead", I should think.
>>150890744False sense of security: ESTABLISHED
What did he mean by this?
>>150890837Soon be time to pounce.>>150890914I'm not sure if "behind" Willo is exactly the safest place to be.
>>150888204Holy shit, a talking tulip!
>>150890914Falkirk Open when?
Speaking of Willo, my kebab I ordered in advance a couple of hours ago just arrived. Funny thing though, I'm not really hungry. It might be a good idea to order food after you get hungry.
>Fester from Leicester
>>150890914don't know don't care
>lelby
>Lmaolby
It's just too zestyI'm falling asleep
I can smell the "Mork absolutely batters Zhou" final from here
>3-0Zhou is digging his own grave.>>150891680If Zhou wins this, he will be so thoroughly zested, he's not going to stand a chance not only against Mork, but probably even against JJ.
>>150891638You need a posture that keeps you awake.
>>150891714>JJ first ranking event winPlz and thank you
>>150891754For me it's the Pigeon
zest zisters... is it time to press the panic button yet?
>>150891863The comeback starts at 5-0.
>>150891863All according to plan, nothing to worry about.
>Mark Selby, 1 (frame)
>>150891884haha jk it starts right now
It's very important that you all look at the final past of the previous thread.
Zhou has been a professional player for over 10 years and he still fell for this old trick, I shake my head.
>>150892039>ignore Ania uhhh NO>>150892101>
>>150892039I did, I even had a post prepared, but decided to leave my Hako for a different occasion.
>>150892039
Its Markver
time for a rather large dose of Vitamin C
Canarybros...
Data Baize: Mark Selby has never lost a bo11 match if at one point he was losing 1-4.>>150892552He's just making sure Zhou is still caught in the trap.
Everything still under control.
>>150892854Zhou is sticking to the plan
>Tati in baggy trousersno no no they ought to be skintight! I bet Ben has something to do with this...
M A G N E T S
>>150893062Big Magnet will do anything to prevent a Mork-Mark zest extravaganza final
>>150893050it's the year of our lord, leggings should be mandatory
>Mark Selby, 1
Grim match
can't wait for jak v zhou final
Well this is fucked
Not exactly surprising. Like I said, he shouldn't have even reached the semis, the way he's playing.
>>150894474I'm all for a first time winner >>150894559Seems like he needs a two week zestpod recharge sesh like Riggi
where did jester go
>>150895108
>>150895108He got taken out to the woodshed by Zhou YouwinsGWAN JJ and MORK
Look what just arrived.
>post wrong picture>people make a figurine of youHate it when it happens.
>>150896281Lmao I'd probably buy one if they existed (the figurine that is) >>150896358Wonder if he still posts here or if he perma left due to cringe
>>150896281WTF is this real?!
>>150896281>>150896358lelwhat I really want is a rubbish hendry plushie
>>150896281>>150896358We didn't get out in front of this. We needed a /147/ movie and advertising campaign to shill our figurines to the yoots.
>waiting for Jak to go 5-0 up
>Warrior Emperor>>150896493It's not like anyone can tell it's him, so I'd say he does unless he wasn't really a regular.
>>150896677Here you go.>>150896787Reminder that Barry reads /147/.Alright, that's enough of AI slop.GWAN JJ
>>150896281I don't have any figures or shit like that, but if that actually existed, I would be forced to hide one of these somewhere in my flat
>v Ding>Allen was 3-0 down.>v Sless>Allen was 4-0 down.>v JJ>???
>>150896804I've heard if you put "Ding Junhui" and "World Snooker Championship Trophy" in the prompt it causes a critical malfunction
>>150898061>2-1 Allel can't possibly win now
>>150897121And then you would be unable to find it again. And small items would start to disappear from where you left them.>>150898234Fake news.>>150898303Yep, it's over for him.
>>150896804I like that he's still wearing a dress shirt underneath all that armour>>15089687310/10 would buyalthough it's not a plushie I could kick around whenever one of /areguise/ loses
feel like shit just want the championship league back
This tournament has been weird, no player seems to have played well enough to actually win a ranking event.>>150899388Soon...
Is Mark Allen getting fat again? He’s not as fat as he used to be, but he’s definitely looking healthier than when he was in his Bobby Sands arc.
>won another frameMork bros...>>150898824Completely missed the part about it being a plushie. Don't break your leg.>>150899446Slessor played very well, right until his 5th frame against Allen. And the decider between Zhou and Brecel was absolute kino.>>150899694He does seem a bit more solid.
Jak Jones is such a fucking torturer. He plays like Peter Ebdon. Mark Selby can also play exciting snooker, but Jak Jones literally just tries to torture his way to the trophy. I hate him.
R E R A C K
>>150900030>Crowd waifu>Quiet autist>Wacky autistTruly, there is something for everyone in this crowd. I personally am represented by the wacky autist.
>>150900030I'm always surprised by the amount of people with glasses in the crowd
it's three frames a piece
>>150900061And now he zested himself.
>bo5
anyone wanna give me a nosh?"
>>150900030>>150900127here is the China version of that image
at least Jak Jones seems somewhat trying to attackmark allel on the other hand
>schmork
allen is lefty but uses rest with right hand.>really makes you think
>>150900030what is she reading?
>>150900929Picrel or "How to rig frames and influence ycps"
lmao he morked it
>>150900929
Just one more, WelshBros.
Just two more, divorcebros.
>>150901182>>150901657it's a win-win situation for any Welsh divorcees watching
26 + 6 = 1 more, Antrimbros.
J A K C I D E R
>someone got chucked out of the arenanow it's getting prestigious
>>150901941What happened? I was watching Match of the Day instead.
>>150902030somebody yelled something, few people started their "chuck 'im oowt!" chants, and then two security guards carried the person out by his armsno idea what it was about
morkwinslmao
j-ACK!
>>150902187>getting ejected from a sports event that you paid to attend because some randoms started a chant against youBroken Britain
It's finally our time, Zhou bros.
>>150908133If he leads by multiple frames at any point, it's over.
>>150908942I think the optimal strategy would be to start like this:>0-1>0-2>1-2>1-3>2-3And keep losing by 1-2 frames until 6-8 and then win three frames in a row. It's quite an unYCPlike strategy though.
>>150909956Zhou has evolved and learned patience. I believe.
>>150909990Let's hope. As long as both players can play, this should be a good final, since most of us probably don't mind either player.Zhou has already lost four finals (one non-ranking, but still prestigious) and the scores were in chronological order: 2-3 against Riggy (League), 0-9 against Null (Euro Masters), 64-1 against Holt (Shoot Out) and 4-9 against... Allen (Norf Ire).Maybe this was enough for him to learn, but the last final was nearly 3 years ago, so it's really hard to tell.
>>150910086>Maybe this was enough for him to learn, but the last final was nearly 3 years ago, so it's really hard to tell.He certainly plays a much more mature game these days, and I read he has a new coach so that likely has something to do with it. >Working with Steve Feeney has helped me a lot, especially mentally. It says he's coached Willo, Hendry and Ronald on his website.
GWAN BOBBINSGWAN ZHOU
>>150910086>64-1 against Holt (Shoot Out)I miss those bo127 finals
>Allen leading It's over BobbinsBros
GWAN ANIA
>>150914276MODS HE'S POSTING MY WIFE AGAIN
>1-1Not good. Stop, Zhou, you mustn't win this frame.
Alright, we're still safe, Zhou bros.
Zesty Zhou
Okay, you can win one now.
>>150916079This is all part of the plan... right guys?
What happened just now? i have audio off
>>150916475If it was concerning the pink ball the ref thought the white hit pink first but the replay said otherwise so no foul was called.
>>150916836Oh ok, thanks.
>>150916201Yep, everything is set up for a comeback.
>YCPs in finals
>>150891680Well well well
>>150891680If Zhou could win this one there's a big difference between 5-3 and 6-2.
Zhou Don't Yuelong in a final
>>150917486Cheers Dennis
>>150917132>>150917500>mfw thinking it would be different this time
sending my GWANs to Yasmine in the semi-finals of the Moroccan Women's Cue Sports event!
>>150917542Hope springs eternal
>>150917696Is there a stream?
>>150917816"no", nor live scores
>>150917868Ah a shame
>>150917816https://www.vipleague.pm/snooker-sports-stream>2-6Great work,Morkbrose.
>>150918480Thx but I think my isp has blocked this one. Hasn't been accessible for a while.
>American Anon missing a Mork Final
>>150918752>American's favourite player has a gun for a nicknameclassic
>>150920147lel>Be American >Get Pistoled
MONDAY - British Open begins!Round 1 (held-over qualifiers) (bo7)>13:00Mark Selby v David GraceBarry Hawkins v Daniel WellsJohn Higgins v Mark DavisWu Yize v Pang Junxu>Followed byZhao Xintong v Ashley Hugill (a)Neil Robertson v Alfie Davies (a)Zhang Anda v Duane JonesAli Carter v Patrick Whelan (a)>19:00Mark Williams v Si JiahuiMark Allen v Jiang JunShaun Murphy v Ross MuirSanderson Lam v Daniel Womersley (a)>Followed byKyren Wilson v Chris WakelinJudd Trump v Aaron HillGary Wilson v Hossein VafaeiXiao Guodong v Haydon Pinhey
>sport7 downThey finally got them.>https://www.vipbox.lc/snooker/english-open-1-live>>150922524English Open is so exciting, I completely forgot that even when it ends, we need to go on. Good to know there's no >waiting.
GWAN ZHOU MAKE IT A DECIDER >>150922524It never ends (and that's a good thing)
>>150891754
>>150922973>sport7 downit was down a few days ago but returned
>>150923233here's a torture method not mentioned in that graph
>>150923233>>150923573Lmao
>>150922973>https://www.vipbox.lc/snooker/english-open-1-live>hide chat immediately
>yuelose
>>150924042I mean, I do that every time on every site, but this time it was particularly embarrassing, because it's a bunch of 12 year old Poles.>>150924209Bai's relative?
https://dlhd.dad/watch.php?id=32
you laugh yuelong
>>150924318Nice, this one works pretty well.
Does Rppmme still get 95% of all of Mork's winnings?
>>150925031The man is still skin and bones, so we should assume so
Joe You Long
>Yuelongtime
>that long red wew mark
I wonder who has been in the most ranking finals without winning one
>bark fallen>>150927666Devil trips... spooky. But i'd bet Jack or Zhou.
>>150927666Certainly a YCP, or a honourable YCP (Jack Lisowski).I just realised that I usually type "an YCP", because I read acronyms in Polish where Y is always a vowel.
https://snooker-live.ru/?ysclid=mfu35melfu966515083Caam on Mork.
>>150928048Nice hq streams
GO ON JOE
Joe is doing IT (I'll tell you later exactly what "IT" is)
ITS HAPPENING
me luv yuelong time
>mörky mörkins
>morky mark and the chokey bunch
>>150929876any relation to börry blörkins?
Russian commentary >>>>
>>150929217lel>>150930143I don't think the pistol and the hawk like each other very much
Shoutout to these old gits in the front row that deliberately wore the loudest shirts they own knowing they'd be on camera
>>150931005>enjoying fouldsy asmr but in your left ear only
DESI IN THE DESIBOX (heard, not seen)
>>150931169If we were to see her, I'd image she would look something like this
>Allel choking a final to a YCPXintong really opened pandora's box, didn't he?
from 2-6 to 8-7And now the YCP choke can begin
>Mork angling for yet another MINIGHTCIDERDONT FALL FOR IT ZHOU HES MOST DANGEROUS PAST MIDNIGHT
D E S I C I D E R
>>150931834NOT SO FAST
GWAN ZHOU
KUBOL
>put the colour over the pocket and hope Mork doesn't pot itA risky gambit, to be sure.
a perfect snooker when he needed it most
Zhou is granite, he's out-tictacing Mork
>bork ballen
>that literal child with the gargools in the crowd looking confused as hellCUTE
KUBOLOH FUCK
WHERE DA KUBOL GOIN
DESICIDER
>>150931886don't question me, I'm from the future
MIDNIGHTCIDER >>150932383This is just the beginning
>last three ranking event finals have went to deciders B A S E D >>150932420Sorry Desi
155 INCOMING
Decider.Caaam on Mork sirss. Send your energy.
GWAN BOTH LADS
Kinography
>morkwinslol
>>150932887HES ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE
Actual decider merchant Mark Allen
>>150932887>>150933020NOT SO FAST
>>150933042heh
Zhou will never escape the Chinese Lisowski memes
ABIGAIL DAVIES
Zhou :(
>YCP
>>150933330kek
>>150933330
For me? it's Abi's breast region
Abi is literally the only MC who actually says Mork's nickname properly
>>150933468Would you drink a giant pint out of the Steve Davis Trophy, yes or yes?
>>150933495but then you'd get little bits of Steve Davis in your mouth
>>150933504frfr?!?
oof
>waiting for the British Open
>>15093361212 bongs until Hawk and Lelby
>>150933598my fuarking hero
>>150933495>a giant pinti lold as there is no such thing
Well, that was close. Next time, Zhou chads, there's always next time.
>>150935165Still have no idea what they were going for with these >ynr the morph on a swing one
>>150933809>they're on at the same timeWat do?
>>150941817Prepare a lot of alcohol, because you will be doubly sad.
>>150942210>losing to Daniel Wells in the 1st roundI have already accepted it
>>150942210>Q3 2025>still doubting the Hawk
GWAN MARKUS
>this frame
Yeah, he does Wells
finally some blorkino
>>150943585kek
GWAN MARCUSGWAN BARTHOLOMEW
>4-0>422 points to 8It's just that easy
I'm not sure they were supposed to publish thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paZ82_DmWL4
>>150943829Flying high.... i didn't doubt for a second >>150943845>tutorial for boomers >accidentally set the video to public like a boomer lel
>Higgy down 3-1 He's in some shocking form aye
Ania: spotted
>>150943928Based!Can recognise her by her cropped trousers lel. She's always flaunting her ankles like this the absolute minx.
>>150943984Refs wearing shorts when?
>>150943984>She's always flaunting her anklesthat's haramshe won't be reffing in the saudi masters any time soon
>Leopard status: IN>Jizzy status: IN>Rig status: TBC
Still cant believe there is a snooker general
Wizard detected
HE HAS NO RANKING TITLESHE HAS NO MAXIMUM BREAKS>>150944142Hard to believe it's the best thread in /sp/ as well.
R I G G I C I D E R
come back to us Ausboy
Alright lads>Couldn't find the threadWhat was the final like yesterday? Mork vs a YCP usually ends up with the latter bottling it.
GWAN ZHAOGWAN ZHANG
>>150944363Mork started out dominating, had a 7-3 lead at one point, Zhou won five in a row to make it 7-8 but Allen forced a decider which he ended up winning at half past midnight. It was a decent final, the later frames being the highlight of course.
RiggINs.
How old is Ashley Hugill? He looks like he stopped aging at 17 and has just been 17 for about 40 years now. He has such a youthful and innocent face, but it’s so weathered and worn at the same time. He could honestly be any age.
>>150944454Almost 31 according to snooker.org. Which seems, as you said, both right and wrong.
>>150944420Sounds comfy, my snooker watching has declined rapidly lately, I have brought much shame to myself. Think the last final I watched was the Worlds.
>>150944024Not sure we're ready to see Pellew's nobbly knees rattling around
A N I A C I D E R (you'd best believe I'm sipping it)
>>150944903>A N D A C I D E RFix'd your typo.
>>150944630>he didn't watch the World Seniors FinalJokes aside, you've missed some good ones. The last three finals have all went to desiciders.
Chinese Mouse: INPolish Mouse: ON (to the lap)
H U G I L L C I D E R
Unforgivable
>Huge ill>Fren Tong
*pulls*
My Champion.
Hello I am here.
>>150946168Mark Selby, four.
>>150935756did she forget her triangle?
>>150946284Yes, for Desi is clumsy and silly.
>>150946284She's a thief.
>>150946324tee hee>>150946347saving this webm to my personal computer if you don't mind
>>150944157no gnelf in the beard?
Womersley has the best bowtie in the business
>Home of Snooker>doesn't show the British Open
>>150946795It's nice that some snooker is on free-to-air here for a change.
GWAN GNELF>>150946420With autumn coming he has moved on in to a warmer habitat
GWAN GNELF >>150946420His nest is too deep in the beard to be seen by the naked eye
I keep forgetting we had our first ever Chinese world champion this year.
>live scores on snooker.org downHow am I supposed to enjoy snooker now?
>>150948306I wonder what the next first time nationality to win the worlds will be.
GWAN WILLO
> Caaam on KoirenAll good sirss, please do the needful.Where can I find live Koiren stream? >Barry Hearn have received the Freedom of the City of London at Guildhall today, in recognition of their respective outstanding achievements in UK sport and their charitable work.I hope atleast now Sir Barry sirss will stop raiding Twitch streams, atleast for this season.
>>150948697
>>150948697>charitable work>>Where can I find live Koiren stream? Only found this one:https://en6.sportplus.live/snooker/2275964/7121867/If it freezes, try Source 2 under the player. Although both may be bad. But you should be able to watch it at least, even if you need to refresh the page from time to time.
>>150948697The Russian website you linked last night has all the tables W I L L O T U R Y
>>150948870And you can change quality to 1080p. Wew, what a find.
>>150948833Beautiful. Thank you so much.>Tune in> and koiren in trouble.>>150948870That site stopped working on my desktop for some reason, it was working fine yesterday.
>>150946347You could reverse this webm and make it look like she was stealing all the balls off the table.
>>150948941And presumably harder for the jannies to take down because Russia.>>150948966Do you have any extensions that could be causing it to break? Thanks for the link btw
>extensions that could be causing it to break? All extension off, still cant find the site. Now i think its something to do with my ISP now. Thanks anon, Glad that link works on your network.>1-1Caam on Kylelel. Send energy, all good sirs.
There's a man in the crowd who looks exactly like a more dynamic and handsome Jeremy Corbyn.
>>150949353Changing your DNS might be worth a try if you haven't already.
>>150949476He may have scraped over the line in 2017 if he was more dynamic.
Of all the prominant YCPs, I feel most confident in saying that Si Jiahui will not win a ranking event.
>>150945540I bet he's a huge nerd who plays wow with neyulthey're probably guildmates
>3-1One more Koiren.>>150949552Yes, working, but slow. en6.sportplus working great.
>>150949984Cute kot.
>>150950034That reaction when all the clapping happening on the other Table, and guessing which one it is.Koiren win.
wouldn't mind being a snooker refapparently the pay is pretty low though
TUESDAY - British Open Round 2 (bo7)>10:00Zhang Anda v Bai Yulu (f)Barry Hawkins v Yuan SijunLong Zehuang v Chang BingyuHe Guoqiang v Robbie McGuigan>13:00John Higgins v Jack LisowskiMark Williams v Sanderson Lamb KebabNoppy Saengkham v Ben WoollastonLouis Heathcote v Haris Tahir>Followed byZhao Xintong v Stuart BinghamJackson Page v Oliver LinesJak Jones v Amir SarkhoshSam Craggy v Iulian Boiko>19:00Kyren Wilson v Stan MoodyMark Allen v Jiang JunXiao Guodong v Umut Dikme (a)Marco Fu v Ian Burns>Followed byGary Wilson v Anthony McGillNeil Robertson v Xu SiRobert Milkins v Antoni KowalskiLiam Davies v Ryan Davies (a)
>>150950818GWAN BAIGWAN BLORKOGWAN THE YCPs
>>150950818>>150955770>Hawk and Bai both swooping at 10am Baized >>150950584Most of them have normal jobs as well as reffing
Gwan Bai, Ania, and Blorky
F L U K E T U R Y
Bai's shot posture is very dainty and I like it
Another day, another Blorky destruction
GWAN BAI
>>150959294>two 4-0 wins Are Hawk is on fire>>150959325The Baiback is ON
>>150959333trips confirm
G I R L C I D E R (sluuuuurp!)
>>150959376>sluuuuurpWhat did he mean by this GWAN BAI
>>150959376>both girls taller than Panda lel
>>150959395>another misshe's too flustered to close out the match
Too zesty...
Baiboys...
28 foul points from this snooker
>>150959499Can do everything but escape the zestGWAN BOBBIE
>>150950584I looked into it years ago. If you want to do it, it's literally a question of signing up for an online course (taught by Brendan at the time, but possibly taught by Jan now) and if you pass the exam, you can referee the very shit low-tier matches. Then, it's a question of working your way up until you meet Desi. All this time, of course, you will be watching shitty matches in person and you won't be able to post on /147/, which is one of the reasons I didn't do it.
GWAN BERNIESANDERSON LAMBCHOP
GWAN Riggy, Woolly, Lammy
GWAN NOPPOGWAN WILLO>>150959499Must've felt like playing Morrowind.
>lamchopped
>>150960095explain this to the non-gamers
>>150960289
Is it legal for me to dress like this at a tournament? And if not, why?
neither sports7 nor buffstreams is working for meand im pretty sure the pastebin huya stuff is beyond meany alternative streams?
>>150960482>https://snooker-live.ru/We now use this one provided by India the other day.
>>150960401To watch or play?GWAN RIGGI
>>150960516very nicethank you both india and poland
>>150960525play
>>150960532Depends on your club's rules. If you're talking about the WST, then yes it would be illegal, there is a dress code.
LAMCIDER
WHEN IS IT JAGS TURN??
>>150960619The World Seniors Championship 2035 GWAN THE BOI
>>150960619soon(tm)
Still too sunny out for snooker. Give it another couple of weeks for maximum comfort.
>
>>150959541>until you meet Desiyou've rumbled me anon.in all seriousness though I like sports rules and placing things in their correct places and I would like to do some travelling so thought it might appeal. thanks for the info I will look up the course
>>150887737This was literally me just now>>150887524>>150887640Alri, here we are then. Once again been busy the whole week so I haven't been here since last Monday (I have a lot of catching up to do). Hope you all have been well.>Dave Hendon has a snooker book out.Is it full of interesting but autistic facts about snooker?
>some dork badmouthing are Anna on snooker dot orgSend out Agent 97
>>150961619May Allah end his existence, bingshallah.
>>150961387Alri lad, good to see you back. >Once again been busy the whole week so I haven't been here since last Monday (I have a lot of catching up to do). This being a good or a bad thing depends entirely on if you like Mark Allen
>Traction Jackson
>>150944903>>150959376*PULLS*>>150948267>he has moved on in to a warmer habitat(haha)>>150961741>Alri lad, good to see you back.I hope work and real life become less busy soon so I can get counfy again>This being a good or a bad thing depends entirely on if you like Mark AllenThis entirely depends if he is still skinny Mark or the OG fat one (aka the champion of the Champion of Champions)
>>150961857He's not extremely gaunt anymore but he isn't back to being jolly fat either (yet)
>>150962247He's somewhere between a Milkins and a Shorn
>>150962247>but he isn't back to being jolly fat either (yet)He just needs time...heh....
GWAN MOODSWING
GWAN FUGWAN XIAO
Moody has a massive head. Good snooker brain hopefully.
>>150962397lel good way to put it >>150962453at the buffet?
Dikmedudes...
did stan just tap the table at his own shot?
>>150963050Unless...>>150963366Based Stanislas
Xiao: I NFu: C I D E RKyle: L M A O>>150963050We shall do no such thing.
Stanley is ELITE
how they laughed when we said /Moodygoat/
My boy SMoodz requires no further time. He is officially better than a World Champion. I just feel bad for Indiabro, backing a player who isn’t the GOAT during the GOAT’s impending era.>>150963477Cheeky!
>>150963366Big 'cheers Willo well done' energy
>Karl Wilson>Martin Fu
GWAN BOTH ANTONISGWAN GNELFGWAN NEYUL GWAN LIAM
>>150964074He called Xu Yichen “Yu Xichen” too. Luckily, he got away with it because nobody knows who that is.
GWAN McTHRILL
>gwanning McKillit's like I'm really back in 2018
>>150964252He meant to do that
>>150964317what about THIS?
1 4 444
>Neil Robertson has won two different tournament finals by whitewashThis is an incredible statistic. Thanks, Phil Yates!
>Into the last 32How long is this tournament?
WEDNESDAY - Br'ish OpenRound 2 (bo7)>10:00Mark Allen v Bulcsu ReveszBen Mertens v Rppmme Evans (f)David Lilley v Xu YichenMitchell Mann v Gao Yang>13:00Mark Selby v Liu HongyuJudd Trump v Leone CrowleyLei Peifan v Matt SeltMatthew Stevens v Cheung Kawaii>Followed byShaun Murphy v Scott DonaldsunnWu Jizzy v Ali CarterSunny Akani v Martin O'DonnellJoe O'Connor v Allan TaylorRound 3 (bo7)>19:00Zhao Xintong v John HigginsAnthony McGill v Oliver LinesAntoni Kowalski v Mann / YangLiam Davies v Lilley / Yichen>Followed byBarry Hawkins v Jak JonesZak Surety v Louis HeathcoteStan Moody v Ian BurnsNoppon Saengkham v Chang Bingyu>>150965537the final is on Sunday
>my boy Toni actually destroyed Milky>my boy Tony actually destroyed GnelfNice.>>150964931>it was his only won frameQuality, not quantity.
>>150962774>at the buffet?...heh>>150963477>pic relatedDirected by David Lynch>>150963988>>150964044Moody season approachin'>>150967071GWAN SELBINHO
Morning lads, how are we?? Seen Ken posted this loopy sort the other day
>>150971518lmao it's Norf Neil
I'm guessing some players will have to play twice tomorrow? This scheduling is messy.
Pathetic comments from Mork. You don't get paid per frame won, you retard.
Where's Crowley gone then
>>150972454He's busy reading occult texts >>150972481J E S T U R Y
the era of The Boy is over
I'm thinking this table is a messy slut
>>150972594He's certainly getting hair mogged by the more youthful Crowley.
>>150972654I'd auto re-rack
what is this expression meant to convey?
>loo
>>150972699Face drooping is a symptom of lemon deficiency
SWAN SELBEHGWAN CROWLEH
THERE'S ON-LE-ONE CROWLEY
420th for Aniaif Madthew Selt gives her any trouble today I'm gonna deck him
>>150972833For me, it's the referee of Judd Trump vs Leone Crowley. I think that's Mrs Gradinari but I'm not sure.
>>150972848he meant 420th for Ania
>>150972860That's not Mama Gradinari, I think that's the Polish/Scottish one, Agnieszka Thomson.
>>150972875You're right. Thank you for that.>tfw "Mama" Gradinari was born in December 1987, making her slightly younger than me
>>150972861Okay, I get it. You didn't verify your age on 4chan, so you don't see that one post.
>from 3-0 to 3-3D-decider...
GWAN SCOTTY 2 HOTTY
>>150973190>getting jawmogged by your wife
>>150973163*whispers into his ear* this is the one we're streaming on the YouTube, let the boy win a couple wont you?
amazing faces being made
>>150973215*Kuldesh's voice* NO!
>>150973215This is being streamed on yt?
>>150973252https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOILFtNVkGU
>>150973255>this video is not available Must be a regional thing
>>150973261Missing out on top banter
based Lemon man giving the crowd their moneys worth
>>150973268Donnie Scott never fails to deliver the laffs>>150973163never in doubt jestlads
>>150973279>never in doubt jestladsNot a second, haha.
>>150973276>attempting to decider meme his way to a final a proven strategy
GWAN DONALDINHO
>>150973420
>>150973464Every Matthew is just a less successful Mark.
W U C I D E R
GWAN SUNNEHGWAN WE WUZ>>150973976There might be some Marks that are less successful than some Matthews though.
>>150974097>There might be some Marks that are less successful than some Matthews though.name one
>>150974116Matthew Selt won one more ranking event than Mark Davis.
>get home>Selby wonAll is well. Time for a post-work beer now.>>150972481wtf is this real?!>>150972833How can she be so perfect, breh?
Damn, I'm sitting here with my electric termofor set to 147°C, drinking hot coffee (and eating not so hot tiramisu) and it's still cold.>>150974184>Selby wonMurphy too.
>Too Queasy
>>150974289>drinking coffee past 6pmYou absolute madman
GWAN THE SCOTS GWAN ANTONIOGWAN THE YOUNG WELSHMAN
>>150974648I just finished and it's 8pm. But coffee doesn't work on me, if I drink it slowly, and I do.If I drink it fast, however, for 15 minutes I'm shaking like a shitting Ben Mertens. After that I'm more tired than before.
>>150974648He never sleeps, the Polefren. He is posting, posting. He says that he will never get warm. >>150974685I second this post
https://dlhd.dad/watch.php?id=353
>>150974731I should have guessed you are almost immune to coffee lmao>>150974751lel I can't remember which player had the Judge Holden OC, was it Kyren or Shorn?
One week until the most prestigious Hakoday in modern history. All preparations are already hakomplete.>>150974685>>150974751This, except Zhao instead of Riggy.>>150974956Wasn't it the picture with Kuldesh and Jebb?
GWAN JIGGINSGWAN GILLY
>>150974987>Wasn't it the picture with Kuldesh and JebbYeah that one lel, I didn't save it for some reason.
>>150974140his true name is Dark Mavis, so that doesn't count.
