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Sharks Edition
TONIGHT:
>Blues @ Stars - 7 PM EST
/hoc/vious: >>150876111
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it's a game day!
that means it's a good day :)
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Jesus Christ this thread sucks nobody gives a single FUCK about preseason games between two fucking SHITTERS
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>>150890136
Hurray (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚
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GO STARS!!!
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>>150890155
I'll go to the gym instead of watching them
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>>150890155
I care about it anon
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I’m the piss man. I’m going to sneak my piss into a Canadian Zamboni
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So today is my former coach's birthday. I sent him a card and have tried to reach out to him. Do I send him a text asking if he got the card?
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>>150890381
retard
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>>150890381
Yes and tell him he should leave his wife for you
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>>150890381
Send him a photo of you in women’s underwear while your at it
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>>150890381
it's a no from me, dawg
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a little appetiser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk9-JhN8RXE
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okay time to shower
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Matthew Tkachuk is the guest picker on college gameday today bros
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/hoc/ is for frens
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Watching the Stars training camp interviews and it’s pretty clear DeBoer was the dark cloud in the locker room. They’re all so much happier now.
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>>150890931
i blame otter
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>>150890905
<3
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Intriguing
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>>150890931
Happiness doesn't lead to cups. Winning teams need a guy who tells it like it is.
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>>150891014
>>150891049
Whatever you say, Pete.
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>>150891014
Otter has a lot of potential
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>>150890519
>>150890410
>>150890402
>>150890391
Thanks for the advice
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>>150891225
happy to help, friendo
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>>150890905
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Don't call out hello before you've crossed the stream.

-ancient Swedish proverb
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>>150890905
Thanks for the reminder
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WITH A THOUSAND LIES AND A GOOD DISGUISE
HIT EM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES
HIT EM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY NOTHING MORE TO SAY
SEE THE LIGHTNING IN YOUR EYES
SEE EM RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES
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do any real people use the "I'm not just gay. I'm retarded." sentence construction or is that AI 100% of the time I see it
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>>150891534
That was my jam in middle school
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>>150891557
i only say this irl
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>>150890672
I’ll keep an eye out for him on the gym tv
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For me, it's Cookies and Cream Latte
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>>150891560
>ATL PUCK

thrashers mentioned!
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>>150891723
He'll be on in roughly 1 bong
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>>150891784
Yum I had pumpkin pie ice cream the other day. Since I ate it, I’ll have to delay getting barbecue for a week
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I saw a kitty outside
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I’ve probably mentioned this but istg every time I have to interact with other parents at my kids soccer games and school I feel like the black guy in Get Out (I’m white)
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>>150891357
>>150891464
>>150891534
buncha queers
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>soccer
>I'm white
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We got the lineups for tonight!
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>>150892057
cape breton's own colten ellis
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>>150891799
thumbnail looks like a rotten bell pepper
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>>150892057
(finnishly) Aleksanteri Kaskimaki
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>>150891799
The wegmans christmas ice cream is wonderful, it's got little sugar cookies in it shit is so cash
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>>150892128
middle school social studies teacher physiognomy
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i'd dummy all of you on a middle school social studies test
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>>150892207
never thought about it but looking at him, just slap some glasses on and he looks disturbingly close to mine from back then
this is such an absurdly specific pull that I'm a little worried that you went to the same school I did
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>>150892227
Oh yeah?
>“Eye for an eye and tooth for a tooth”originated from which ancient text?
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>>150892242
Idk I’m thinking of Mr. Eisert.
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>>150892277
bryan berard?
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>>150892277
The Bible
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>>150892227
Was that the last grade you passed?
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>>150892328
>>150892331
WRONG!! It’s the code of Hammurabi
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>>150892348
gonna heemurabi your faggot ass
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>>150890381
I don’t why you care about a former coach so much
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>>150892374
#rekt
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Pre season starts today
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the preseason is nearly over
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>>150892427
gary dreams of a 100 game regular season with no preseason to detract from advertising
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Will they have a moment of silence?
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Good evening /hoc/.
I will be visiting the beautiful nation of Canada in a few months and want to attend a hockey game. Unfortunately there are no home games the entire time I'll be in Montreal so I am limited to Toronto or Vancouver instead. Currently I'm looking at Maple Leafs v Winnipeg Jets @ Scotiabank (New Years Day).
The Devils play the Leafs the day before, and tickets are much cheaper. Will that game be a materially worse viewing experience, or should I save a few bucks?
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https://x.com/RDSca/status/1969417924222783833?t=9hAMCDitnVonKBt7G61j8A&s=19
>training camp barely started and Dach almost died already
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>>150892547
>will a hockey game be a waste of money
universally yes
>will it be worth it
also universally yes

money is free, you can just go to work and they give you more
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Reddit hours are on
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woke up with a really hard peenus I think this is a sign that hockey is coming back soon
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>>150892640
Should've traded for a real center
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>>150892664
That doesn't happen often anymore, right?
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>>150892640
keep you friggin head up
holy
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>>150892668
we're going after Sid at the deadline take a chill pill
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im going after a wife at the deadline
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chill out dudes
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>>150892750
holy crap. glad she's recovering.
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>>150892771
Is that the flaming C
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu2L1AMlSS4
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>>150892798
No it's the flaming fag.
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watching the linköping coach constantly blame himself for their disastrous game against (my) team was both funny and sad, it looked like he was holding back tears constantly during the interviews. linköpings playing was so bad that the linköping own home audience boo'd their own team. funny, but sad. i was laughing alot today but i feel a little mean for doing so.
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>>150892750
That’s scary. Glad she’s recovering
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>>150892873
coaches who take all the blame are good coaches
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My brothers wife’s grandma died and I really don’t want to go to the funeral because
1) I’m not immediate family
2) I only talked saw her for maybe a combined 20 minutes over the past 10 years

Would it be a bitch move to decline the invitation (if I get invited) but extend my condolences to the family
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>>150892771
sup nerds!?
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>>150890672
He's on bros
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>>150892968
does your bro care if you go or not?
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>>150892968
I don’t think so but I’m not a funeral person. I don’t want one and I don’t want to go to one.
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>>150892968
Ask your brother and do whatever he says
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>>150892798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ag9TLocFF4
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>>150892989
He hasn’t invited me (she died this morning so I don’t think they even planned a funeral yet) but I really don’t want to go.

I think if I told him that i don’t want to to go for the aforementioned reasons he’d understand
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>>150893072
Wow..Grammy’s body isn’t even cold and you’ve already figured out how to make it all about yourself.
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>>150892873
Fuckin hilarious, love when sunbelt teams get stomped even if it's by my sworn enemy
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>>150890672
>Da U has no better picker than a kid who grew up in Scottsdale, didn’t go to college and plays in Sunrise
kwab
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>>150893099
It’s all about the game and how you play it
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>>150892968
I don’t see why your making a big deal over nothing
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>>150893072
Many people aren’t having funerals these days because Gary’s tribe made them too expensive. Maybe you’ll luck out
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>>150892968
Who the fuck waits until they are invited to a funeral to go
You just go, it's not a party
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Well at least we can all agree that the Oiler’s window is closed.
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>>150893216
Yeah but I don’t wanna go
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Grandma called me woke
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>>150893259
Then don’t go retard
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>>150893259
are they having a wake? just pop by for 20 minutes
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>>150893294
based grandma taking her sissy grandson to task
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>>150892968
you're a fucking faggot asking 4chan for help
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i thought my advice was pretty good actually
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Fluery is signing autographs at a mall and there’s probably a couple thousand numales there
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>>150893423
tell him anon said hi from cape breton
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>>150893462
I’m not at that mall
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>>150893510
But you said a couple thousand numales were going to be there
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>>150893423
you're a faggot too
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we don't use that word here
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We do sling the homophobic and racial slurs here, keep truckin' (ancient American proverb)
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>>150893526
Someone sent me a video I’m not there personally.
>>150893543
Cope
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>>150893625
>Someone sent me a video
i.e. one of the previously mentioned numales which means you are numale adjacent if not a fellow numale
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>>150893602
*salutes and chugs mountain dew*
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>>150892807
i genuinely wanted to shoot myself in the head listening to this guy after 2 minutes.
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>>150892642
But what about that matchup in particular?
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>>150893737
got a problem with newfies, b'y?
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>>150893774
no idea what you're saying bro but sure yeah
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>>150892750
vaccination status?
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>>150892968
no lol they should be weirded out if you do show up
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>>150892207
I see that
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Slovakia also has an island where everyone talks funny
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>>150892873
>least amount of shots on goal in a game since 1999
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>>150892185
I'll look for that flavor in december
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>>150892547
save the money and see the devils
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>>150892691
my morning wood regularly wakes me up
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>>150892968
You're very justified but make up an excuse to not attend
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>>150893423
You should go. I regret not seeing Tim Thomas in April
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>>150894223
I live like an hour away and it’s probably almost over plus a thousand numales would be in front of me.
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>>150894274
What about the nufemales
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>>150894274
It's not like you have anything better to do
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>>150894295
Probably ugly and fat
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>>150894330
Cope
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>dylan early morning posting today with both germany AND slovakia
>on the day the stars preseason starts
cmtsu desu no milly
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>>150890381
is this the guy that was going to write to his coach's wife? did that ever happen kek based autist retard
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>>150894068
yeah it's called czechia
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I envy sharks fans
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>>150893216
this shit is so funny. funeral invitations aren't a thing kek
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>>150894754
Funeral invitations are real and they look like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_73hSWC4Zo
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Why only one game tonight?
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>>150894935
don't want to get btfo by wrestlepalooza like tiny "kwabotyft6yiar" con
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>>150894935
gary doesn't want to overwhelm the interns. they just started
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>>150894981
The schedule came out before they announced that you retard
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Fun fact: Slovakia is responsible for cucks calling The Czech Republic "Czechia", Turkey "Türkiye" and Ukraine "The Ukraine".
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>>150895159
I don’t call those countries those names
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>>150895159
I didn't know that. Czechia changes names every couple of years
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>>150895222
i say turkiye to make boomers mad. and chile
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>>150895159
not true. literally all of it is not our problem or fault, we dindu nuffin
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I’m going to keep saying turkey and not “turkey gay”
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Listening to sum 41 while cleaning my apartment
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IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE TO MAY
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sum 41 is fine
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>laffs
>kitties
>bolts
>sens
>habs
>wings
>bruins
>sabres
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Gob is the Slovakia of Canadian pop-punk
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gob is based
OH! ELLIN WHAT CAN I DO
THERE'S NOTHING ASIDE FROM YOU
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>charlie kirk didn't wear the goalie neck guard
Shame
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Super kick someone in the neck? Thats ok
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>>150896330
>>
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>>150896330
>>150896360
accident chuds
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>>150896400
Retard
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>>150896411
prove it
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Wow Shitcongos round 1 3rd overall pick sucks lol he is invisible in the SHL.
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>>150892968
>brothers wife’s grandma
no one expects you to show up
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>>150896330
All the wrestlers do his move now
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>>150896522
You "people" (Sw*des) were sucking him off something fierce during the draft, whatever happened there?
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>>150896495
Watch the video
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>>150896660
I was doing that lol turns out Allvenskan is vastly inferior to the SHL, I thought it was closer than that. Still early in the season, I guess
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speaking of wrestling
5 bongs, echads
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3v3 is a mistake
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>>150895863
for me, it's In Too Deep
>>150896330
>>150896360
hope he makes it to the NHL just to see the shitshow
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>>150896713
elite
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>>150896814
He can barely play in the echl
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hockey is on tonight!
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>>150896814
He's like a 34 year old ECHL lifer, probably only still playing because his therapist told him he shouldn't want to associate hockey with accidentally killing people
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>>150896904
jlmi
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>>150896805
You'll get 2v2 if you keep saying this
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bumped into this french canadian dude I used to play on the same line with he looked 15 years older than me kwab
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>>150897079
Lay off the hrt cuck
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>>150897198
I won't
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>>150896090

1 9 6 7
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>>150897253
> Craig Berube says Morgan Rielly will quarterback the PP1
Jen
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>>150897477
Trade for Karlson
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PRESEASON STARTS TONITE
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>>150897502
> Rielly believes that allowing everybody to play their own style of game comfortably is key to team success.
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seems its too early for the grocery store to be carrying cider
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>>150897614
Reminder that Swede #3 is a Blues fan because they look like Tre Kronor
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Sweden? more like gayden
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>>150897673
> Rielly said Saturday of his role on the power play. “The details will get sorted out with Savvy [Marc Savard], and we’ll talk about formations and whatnot.”
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>>150897253
elbows up
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I like The Calgary Flames
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Our Sennies :)
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>>150897840
same also tates boobs
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>>150897840
Good keep liking your shit team thats run by a retard
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>>150898157
Conroy rules I'm afraid
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til the flordia panthers were originally going to be caleld the florida blockbusters
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>>150898166
I don't care about your boyfriend or the fact that his name is conroy, fag
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>>150898238
that was the name of buff bagwells finisher
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buff the stuff
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>>150898331
remember that time he had the worst match of all time and Vince pulled the plug on the WCW angle kwab
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boof the stoof
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i wonder how many thrashers games buff bagwell went to
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>>150898473
chris benoit too ofc
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Eugene should be the next expansion city
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Benoit is a Flamiac
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Got to see Berkly Catton play recently. Kraken might have actually drafted a good player. Could see him making the roster.
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jen is in the enclosed pool area
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Frankly Im on the conroy convoy
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i fear for habs 2C, might be over already
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>>150898562
not every maniac is a flames maniac
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>sport allows murderer to continue professional play

wow I would have expected this from kneeling football league or national barbecueball association but never in the white mans sport

a literal and figurative blackpill

grim
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Have a nice day anon :)
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>>150898818
he's from Calgary you stinky mark
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>>150899141
NHL is just digging it's own grave
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>>150898876
It wasn't his fault
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>>150899141
LOOKS LIKE A BEER LABEL
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>>150899227
that was the funniest shit ever jen
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Team Pettersson mogs Team Hughes 4-1 in a Canucks scrimmage.
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i don't like b-b's new jerseys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP_2N3KQgQg
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>>150896925
I’m so excited!!!
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>>150899741
Is that the bulgarian
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The absolute state of preseason /hoc/.
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>>150899817
not enough music discussion occurred
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I just submitted my new gimmick to the /hoc/ council. I hope it gets approved
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>>150898760
If I was a coach on the bench I would scream in his face and hit him in the back of the head after this. Stop hanging your head bitch!
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>>150898876
just wait until you find out about trbs thoughts on sean higgins
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:D
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>>150899956
:DDD
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proceed the weedian nazareth
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:D
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WAGMI
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>>150899968
:)
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>>150899999
/hoc/ is washed up
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>>150900035
>>
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>>150900029
ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
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>>150900085
(づ ◕‿◕ )づ
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>rapey
I'm out
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>>150899920
true, he's gonna get himself heem'd again in the first 15 games this way
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>>150899817
today is more of a /pw/ day desu
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I’m heading to the gym to bench. Can one of you guys spot me?
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Wrestlefags OUT
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>>150900116
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legalize drugs and murder
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pretty sure i could bench pettersson
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>>150900138
it's wrestlechads
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Evander Kane will literally beat JT Miller to death if he touches our EP40.
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\_ . _/
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our reggies :)
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When I push Marner as hard as I can I get a radiating pain in my right trap/collarbone area.
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>>150900235
I imagine it's more likely Pettersson cries to management that Kane is bullying him for not trying hard enough during games.
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>>150900362
That'd be ironic considering Kane hasn't been the same ever since his "wrist injury" (probably jacked off too many dudes kwab)
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>>150900170
The real question is whether you can bench Lehner
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>>150900382
>Lehner
damn, I miss him
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>>150900433
He’s in a better place now (a psych ward)
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>you are a 3 meters tall defenseman
>you look down to see your midget opponent
>he does the spinorama headbutt rocket attack on you
>pic related
how do you respond without sounding like a 3 meters tall beta male
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>>150900488
cross check
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>>150896330
Completely an accident
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The answer is always kill all swedecucks.
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>>150900551
:(
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>>150900571
Nta but I love you <3
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>>150900674
aww <3 thank you fren :D
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>>150900674
Ily fren <3
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i like swedish fish
but not the people
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>>150900717
now this????

this is a good post
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>>150900717
You gotta be kiddin how come
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I like Swedish people like Ullmark
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i like swedish people like zibanejad and johnny oduya
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>>150900717
I like sweedishchumans but hate hearing
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the swedish word for speed is Fart
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the swedish word for bitch is subban
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I could only bench 240 for 4 reps, I failed the final rep :(
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>>150900836
This but unironically. Though it's "the bitch"
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>>150900852
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Dustin Wolf is a finalist in Vezina voting, Zayne Parekh wins the Calder, and Matthew Coronato scores 35 goals.
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and then i turned off my PS3 and slept
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>>150900959
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>>150900959
>*turns off your playstation*
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>>150900535
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>>150900216
shut up wrestlefag
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>>150900959
But will wolf start in Milan?
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>>150901016
*f5's you*
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>>150901152
LOL
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>>150901152
Pain
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>>150900972
We're up to PS5 now, granpa.
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>>150901152
if the rangers are still hiring i've been told i'm kind of sulky and entitled
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>>150901152
>JusT Miller
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>>150901268
Fax them your resume. They’re desperate
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>>150901152
captain pumpkin
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>>150901152
Now that's a man who takes NO BS.
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>>150901372
He looks like a tired middle manager who’s realized that the project can’t be salvaged
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sit back, relax, and enjoy bud1252
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>>150901152
Grim
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>>150901584
If this dude was close to my face I would refurnish his face with my fists.
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>>150901602
now THAT'S a leader
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>>150901602
Lewd
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which players are definitely gay
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>>150901714
F Mikael Backlund (Flames)
F Anton Bengtsson (Rögle BK)
F Leo Carlsson (Ducks)
F Christoffer Ehn (Linköping HC)
F Filip Forsberg (Predators)
F Max Friberg (Frölunda HC)
F Jesper Frödén (ZSC Lions)
F Marcus Johansson (Wild)
F Elias Lindholm (Bruins)
F Isac Lundeström (Ducks)
F Lucas Raymond (Red Wings)
F Alexander Wennberg (Sharks)
F Mika Zibanejad (Rangers)

D Rasmus Andersson (Flames)
D Jonas Brodin (Wild)
D Gabriel Carlsson (EV Zug)
D Simon Edvinsson (Red Wings)
D Adam Larsson (Kraken)
D Marcus Pettersson (Canucks)

G Samuel Ersson (Flyers)
G Jacob Markström (Devils)
G Arvid Söderblom (Blackhawks)
>>
>>
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>>150901614
>I AM NOT A LEADER OF (WO)MEN
>SINCE I PREFER TO FOLLOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swxw2wuN_2k
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>>150901584
It's unironically time to make the ice bigger. The game has been solved at this point at it's current size and every future playoff team will copycat the Panthers Forsling-type defence.
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>>150901791
you sitting back, relaxing and enjoyin' bud1252?
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I will propose to her next season
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>It's unironically time to make the ice bigger
pettersson is scared kek
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>>150901747
Imagine the orgies
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HALF A BONG!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>150901714
all the swedecucks, which is solved after we kill all swedecucks
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>>150901714
Crosby
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>>150901838
Olympic orgies must be wild. Everyone is in their physical prime
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>>150901939
racisim is a bannable offense
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>>150901808
Can you support her financially? She needs a house in the suburb
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>>150901714
https://www.nhl.com/flames/roster
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Most nhl players have had locker room bud sex
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>hello, macklin...
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>>150902119
Don’t drop the soap, little white boy
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Ullmark and Swayman were gay lovers
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foreurs lost their home opener 7-0 btw
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>>150902156
you're just saying that because ullmark is swedish
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Which NHL team will Gary force to sign the goalkeeper IgnatJew?
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>>150901808
>bored and uninterested
>no smile
>no cleavage and no dress/skirt
Terrible
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who
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>>150902156
do you have photographic evidence?
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>>150902220
Why, you gonna rub one out?
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i got video
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Calgary should give IgnatJew another chance to prove he's the best Jew
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Can we liquidate this swedecuck first?
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>>150902252
post it faggot
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>>150902265
Shalom!
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>>150902265
Shalom!
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For me, it’s my team, and my Montreal Canadiens
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>>150902265
Yes, I will give that order tomorrow.
> t. /hoc/ Director of Untermensch Control
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>>150902331
gay.
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My Canadiens :)
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>>150902331
qt desu
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let's just say they shared a jockstrap
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>>150902362
this is a response to >>150901714 I assume
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>>150902387
Retard
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DROP THE PUCK GARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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should I root for the Blues or the Stars tonight?
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Yeah man I so excited to watch two shitter clubs to play their back up minor league affiliate teams

Shan’t be watching because it’s an insult to my intelligence
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TOTAL REFFIE DEATH
>TOTAL REFFIE DEATH
TOTAL REFFIE DEATH
>TOTAL REFFIE DEATH
TOTAL REFFIE DEATH
>TOTAL REFFIE DEATH
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>>150902447
neither, the season haven't even started
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>>150902447
It’s an insult to your intelligence to watch these two organizations play their most shittiest players
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>>150902492
>>150902449
not interested in reposts from a gay contrarian
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>>150902447
no
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>he said he's gonna be a pre-babby during preseason cause he doesn't pre-like it when people pre-enjoy themselves
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For me? For me it’s early regular season NHL hockey where the scores are like 6-2 or some shit kek
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>>150902528
I like the early parts of the regular season because I still have hope for my team and the fall is in full swing making a comfy atmosphere for watching /hoc/.
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>>150902513
Preseason is gay and retarded

The players for these clubs will probably go back to being plumbers and electricians in the next 2 weeks
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>NOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO WATCH PRESEASON HOCKEY IT'S NOT REFINED AND DECADENT AND LUXURIOUS ENOUGH FOR ME, I DEMAND ONLY THE FINEST "PROPER" GAMES THAT CUP MY BALLS AND TELL ME I'M HANDSOME AND FILE MY TAXES FOR ME, I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS PRESEASON TRIPE
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an exciting development for my ducks :)
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>>150902562
And we are just so happy they could be here tonight, let's give'em a hand, /hoc/

>IT'S THE FIRST NIGHT OF PRE SEASON WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>150902591
shut the fuck up raped retard
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>>150902606
that's not my name, Mitch
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>>150902606
very good post
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>>150902623
your name is the raped bitch
you have that name because you lost to bud on 04/17/2022
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>Stors vs Bloos opening night pre-season game
the hell are you thinking, Garry?
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>>150902652
on a Saturday night, no less, when all the college hand egg is on
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>>150902652
NA is /hoc/ starved
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Bryce Pickford is the 2025-26 captain of the Medicine Hat Tigers
>Atta boy
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Binner on fire
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>>150902447
Stars
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They really put Binnington in?
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>>150902251
yes
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>>150902852
Well that's gay
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>>150902297
I wish I had a relationship like this
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>most dangerous lead in BRANTford
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>>150902185
Nah cuz swayman is a man of the coin
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>>150902864
Just Like My Islanders
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>>150902872
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>>150902331
I miss those days
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>as he passed by, demko was heard muttering 'from the river to the sea'
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>>150902562
they'll be used car salesmen
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>scoreless draw in Dallas, TX
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>rips your stick out of your hand
>you get a penalty
Like yeah okay
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>>150902379
there's nothing gay about sharing equipment with the boys
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hogey is back :DDD
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>>150902544
Same. I love that early season hockey where everyone is excited and nobody knows what’ll happen
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i didnt ask. not even close in fact
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I asked, but you probably didn't hear me over all the noise
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bud didn't ask for consent on that chilly easter evening. sometimes you have to be bold
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i only ask gary
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Gary never tells anyone twice
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>the village of Guelph
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>>150903064
Gary whips his interns for asking too many questions
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>>150903126
No he doesn’t. If he did he would sell tickets and tv rights
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>>150903104
I hate the way chatgpt asks so many questions these days
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>>150903126
>Gary Bruce Bettman's interns know better than to ask too many questions
[feex]
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passing the intermission doing laundry and looking at pictures of big-titty redheads
how about you guys?
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>>150903135
if you switch the voice from a female one to a male one it doesn't ask a bunch of questions
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>>150903131
He'd make a fucking killing, too
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>>150903135
Haha, you're not alone feeling this way!
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>>150903154
watching OHL
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>>150903154
listening to music and programming my next gym routine
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>most dangerous lead in Barrie, ON
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>>150903162
thanks for the tip
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the 2nd purriod is starting :3
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sccaaarrrr
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>the empty prairie of Dallas, TX
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>scoreless draw in Erie
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>scoreless draw in Kearney, NE
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>scoreless in Moose Jaw
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hogkey
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>>150890019
NHL Network had the game listed a few days ago and then they took it off yesterday
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>>150903469
It's on Victory+, peasant
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Someone should run Binnington for being such a fucking try hard. First game of preseason really?
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>most dangerous lead in Erie
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>linesperson
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STARS SCCCCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>most dangerous draw in Dallas
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I like the Calgary Flames
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>>150903652
no one's perfect
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>>150903469
what are they showing instead?
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>fourfull draw in Halifax
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>>150903563
They fired their coach for him
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>reggies
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Im starting to think hockey girls are the cutest
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uh oh, Cape Breton, wtf?
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these Under Armour jerseys suck
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>>150903104
why doesnt the ai call him gary?
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>>150903818
l'italien
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>>150903890
It doesn't matter because an AI doesn't have a soul or intent, so its meanings are valueless and based on an algorithm
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I'm applying for my passport to travel to planet retard
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>people here are watching shorks vs boos
>not watching Flint vs Saginaw
do you really?
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>>150903869
lets see you make better jerseys
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>>150903931
don't argue with them when they ask for your vaccination records and say that you're worried about shots giving you autism because the diseases here give you autism, so there
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Drop the fuggin puck already
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>>150903961
I'll ask my mom for sewing lessons
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This is who Canada is hanging their hopes of winning Olympic Gold on.
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>>150904037
that's not sam montembeault
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>>150904037
binnington always plays really well in boston
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>rags
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>>150903311
>>150903393
>>150903573
>>150903607
you enjoyin' bud1252?
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just took a binnington in there might want to give it a minute to air out
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gg, JLMI
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>>150903922
jlmi
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>>150904113
>>150904151
you sitting back, relaxing and enjoyin' bud1252?
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>>150904166
JLMI
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>>150904180
'joyin' bud1252 yet?
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Wow
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>>150904226
they look like buffalo now kek
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>st. Louis vs dallas
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uh oh, Kitchener
uh oh
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>scoreless draw in Prince George
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>scorefull draw in Cedar Rapids
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>>150904197
>tfw no hockey loving gf
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> broken glass in the bench area at Windsor
The broadcasters are truly befuddled
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why didnt she just go straight to the pwhl , instead of going to that shit school
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>>150904480
They beat the Mercyhurst Lakers yesterday =3
>ash had a mediocre opening performance =\
she'll do better
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imagine starting your first season as coach for the bruins with a herpes sore
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>>150890019
No toilet water guy?
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>>150904513
>>
GET OUT OF OUR END!!!
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>>150904507
jesus , you're right, ive missed two games already. fuck

she's not on the score sheet for either game. mabye she sucks in this new league
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>>150904513
germans are known for their weird sex
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>1st preseason game
>1st game in months and months
>goes to OT
BRAH-VOH GAREBEAR
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watching the Crusaders
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>>150904562
his interns have crafted a masterpiece for the upcoming season
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HOOOOOOO BOYYYYYYY
>>
OGRETIME
POWERPLAY
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>this year's first Gary Time =3
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>>150904480
pro-duluth genny
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>dime draw in Saginaw
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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>>150904616
wow what a cutey. ashley was 1st line
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>>150904642
they even have a finnish QT
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>>150904616
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how do i stream duluth with ashley, cuz i dont see on espn+ nor big10+
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>>150904694
on FLOHockey
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>garyout
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>>150904706
thnks bud. only 29.99 per month
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t-that's our olympic g-goalie
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what a dogshit game kek leave it to these two shitters to put on a sleeping clinic
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>>150904763
maybe canada isn't the clear favorite after all
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>>150904763
he only played the first part of the game, you casual
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>>150904787
And got scored on
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>>150904779
regular season will be better
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>>150904787
And yet, he let in a goal from an echl player Dylan.
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>>150904762
I got the annual package and do not regret it, lots of hockey all day long, sometimes Sweden even comes over to hang out in the early AM
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>>150904807
does it include liiga/ncaa?
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I knew my Stars would win :)
>>
Gary is such a tease. One game on today, FIFTEEN on tomorrow. He knows what he's doing. And he does it well.
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>>150904827
>>150904827
>>150904827
NEW
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>>150903804
imagine being some 6'3" germoid peasant cavewoman and not being able to fistfight her because her implants might get bruised



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