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Week 3 Schedule:
12:00 PM CDT

Falcons (1-1) @ Panthers (0-2) — FOX

Packers (2-0) @ Browns (0-2) — FOX

Texans (0-2) @ Jaguars (1-1) — CBS

Bengals (2-0) @ Vikings (1-1) — CBS

Steelers (1-1) @ Patriots (1-1) — CBS

Rams (2-0) @ Eagles (2-0) — FOX

Jets (0-2) @ Buccaneers (2-0) — FOX

Colts (2-0) @ Titans (0-2) — CBS

Raiders (1-1) @ Commanders (1-1) — CBS

3:05 PM CDT

Broncos (1-1) @ Chargers (2-0) — CBS

Saints (0-2) @ Seahawks (1-1) — FOX

3:25 PM CDT

Cowboys (1-1) @ Bears (0-2) — FOX

Cardinals (2-0) @ 49ers (2-0) — FOX

7:20 PM CDT

Chiefs (2-0) @ Giants (0-2) — NBC, Universo

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>>150868536
KWAB for those who celebrate
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Third for SpVgg Eintracht Arizona Cardinals
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My Patriots are winning this weekend btw
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>>150893149
>CDT
gross
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My buddy got me one of those chargeable stuffed footballs that light up, anyone how to turn it off? The NFL shield logo is kinda bright for this time of day
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>>150894158
That requires chargeable stuffed football+
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>>150893149
>CDT
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>>150893149
dubs confirm refs have massive gay orgies with themselves after games
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Chiefs
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the chiefs are still winning the superb owl, aren't they?
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Were the broncos ever even good?
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>>150901050
Nice bunny but the chiefs fucking suck and are gonna lose.
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Keep talking shit about mahomes im keeping screencaps
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>>150901240
based
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>>150901210
Deep breaths
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>>150901240
>Just watch, when receiver bab gets his receivers back he will put everyone on watch!
We know. Dude's a bum without being carried by good players. Or the refs.
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>We know. Dude's a bum without being carried by good players. Or the refs.
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>>150901270
What WRs did he have in 2022?
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>>150901162
No lol. We already knew they couldn't beat any playoff teams besides the Cucs. Blo Dix is 1-6 against playoff teams.
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Wherever you go, that place is made many times worse.
Those rare few hours when you don’t happen to be here are always paradise compared to when you come back and start ventillating your VPN like a Nascar driver as you air your mindbroken grievances and spam your small collection of webms and samefag and desperately try to fling shit with Chiefs fans. You are a retarded subhuman monkey whose unwashed stink ruins every place you go. The general goes from bantz and everyone talking about their team in proportion, to one unemployed loser trying to make every thread Da Flu and shoehorning the Chiefs into everything and instigating real animus. And the fact that this is your entire life speaks to how worthless and repulsive you are irl. You are a termite and a parasite, who makes the lives of everyone who encounters you worse, for as long as they have to endure you being around. There’s a reason you have to evade a permaban just to post.
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>>150901285
Kelce doesn't exist?
>NOOOOO HE DOESNT COUNT!!!!!!
Tell me what Kelce receives in a football game, and no, it's not Mahomes' logs.
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uh oh melty alert
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>>150901253
I will never take deep breaths and you can’t make me.
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OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGS: WEEK 2 RESULTS
pre-TNF

1. (9.156) Philadelphia Eagles
2. (9.125) Buffalo Bills
3. (8.594) Baltimore Ravens
4. (8.406) Green Bay Packers
5. (7.625) Los Angeles Chargers
6. (7.094) Tampa Bay Buccaneers
7. (7.031) Los Angeles Rams
8. (6.875) Detroit Lions
9. (6.594) Indianapolis Colts
10. (6.065) Kansas City Chiefs
11. (5.813) San Francisco 49ers
12. (5.774) Seattle Seahawks
13. (5.625) Washington Commanders
14. (5.375) Denver Broncos
15. (5.063) Arizona Cardinals
16. (4.938) Pittsburgh Steelers
17. (4.871) Dallas Cowboys
18. (4.839) Atlanta Falcons
19. (4.625) Houston Texans
20. (4.563) Cincinnati Bengals
21. (4.125) Minnesota Vikings
22. (3.625) Las Vegas Raiders
23. (3.594) New England Patriots
24. (3.469) Jacksonville Jaguars
25. (2.839) New York Giants
26. (2.344) New York Jets
27. (2.281) Cleveland Browns
28. (2.156) New Orleans Saints
29. (2.094) Chicago Bears
30. (2.031) Tennessee Titans
31. (1.548) Carolina Panthers
32. (1.355) Miami Dolphins
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>>150901300
Travis is not a WR. Secondly, Mahomes set the all time record of most total yards in 2022, a record that still stands today. Travis accounted for 1,300 yards, where did the other yards come from?
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>>150901081
No
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i like watchin football
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Notice how the kiwi tranny deflects from his QBs embarrassment in this thread >>150868536

But pretends mahomes is bad now, as if he ever lost a shootout or choked a lead
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i hope all you frens have a nice saturday, see you tomorrow on redzone after my vikies have played!
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>>150901340
You're sleeping on the Chiefs.

Without their WR1 and WR2 they nearly beat the Eagles who the league said cheated on the tush push. They are also starting a rookie at LT and LG who will be better as the season goes.

Chiefs have upside, all those other teams can only get worse from injuries.
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>>150901345
>The guy with the most yards on the team doesn't count because I said so!!!!
There's that cope again.
>Kelce good = Mahomes good
>Kelce bad = Mahomes bad
Receiver bab
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>>150901242
>To win the game, you have to not lose the game.
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>>150901360
He fanboys way more for Goff than Lamar, I don’t think he really knows what he’s rooting for in the NFL beyond being mindbroken by the Chiefs
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Staying healthy is a skill. Players who get hurt all the time is their own fault
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>>150901384
>>150901300
Mahomes didn't have a single WR or TE with 1k yards in 2023 yet won the Super Bowl. Want to try again buddy.

Mahomes and Allen only had one elite receiver and Mahomes won. Then in 2024 neither of them had an elite receiver yet Mahomes won again.
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>>150901383
>You're sleeping on the Chiefs.
it's you guys who voted on it FYI

in any case the fact that they're still ranked top 10 despite being 0-2 shows a high degree of benefit of the doubt being given. it's definitely within range of still getting credit when its due when they get around to actually performing well and winning again.
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>>150901383
>You're
Those power ranking are made collectively by the entire general. We all rated teams from 1-10 and he averaged them out. He also accounted for trolls as well iirc.
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>>150901383
It’s the results of a poll not his personal rankings. He could do a better job of specifying that
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>>150901432
I guess I should put the vote count back in. there were 32 people who voted on this edition of the poll.
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>>150901383
You mean they got dabbed on by the eagles and put up some nice garbage time broken play scores so they covered the spread lol
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>>150901081
The Chiefs might not win a game this season.
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>>150901445
You could just put like
>(as voted on by /nfl/)
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need a big cock rubbing against my prostate so bad bros...
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>>150901476
what is your team?
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>>150901461
well "OFFICIAL /nfl/" was supposed to refer to that but whatever. I'm sure as I keep doing this every week it'll become common knowledge anyways.

I am curious though, would you guys want other types of polls rather than just teams, or would you not even bother doing more than one since that's too much tedium? on my end it's a pretty negligible increase in work, I've already got the template set up and it's just a matter of copy/paste. just not worth doing if nobody cares or wants to participate.
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>>150901427
>Mahomes didn't have a single WR or TE with 1k yards in 2023 yet won the Super Bowl. Want to try again buddy.
Kelce was still good in 2023. Soon as he goes to shit, so does Mahomes.
>Mahomes and Allen only had one elite receiver and Mahomes won. Then in 2024 neither of them had an elite receiver yet Mahomes won again.
Kelce was way better than diggs in that game. And in 2024 it was better defense and coaching. Unless you want to pretend that Mcdermott is on the same level as Reid and the defense that held the super team eagles to 10 points in the half is equal to Allens defense led by his dumb coach.

It's really this simple, as soon as Mahomes weapon turns to shit so does he. Receiver bab.
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>Travis!! Get the cuck curtain I can't be seen by these disgusting poor people!!!

Wow... so this is who tay REALLY is. Sad!
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>>150901486
Do you even need ask?
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Jason Kelce is 100% bomb in bed.
Is Josh Allen?
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>>150901508
I feel like 2 tall guys carrying a big blanket would be much easier
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>>150901504
>Diggs had better stats in the regular season, but just because Travis outplayed him in the playoffs it means Diggs is significantly worse!
That's not how it works. Diggs also has an inferior QB throwing him the ball. Take out Allen's rush stats and he's worse than Dak.
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>>150901538
he takes quite a pounding
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Barely /nfl/ related but I have to say BB is looking like the early favorite for KWABotY
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>>150901540
The cuck curtain was easier to find. It was a Chiefs game after all
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>>150901476
>btw I'm an Eagles fan
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what if the chiefs are the first 0-17 team
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>is the starter by week 5 in you're are path
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>>150901538
ask your mom
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>>150901560
>That's not how it works.
Yes it is. That's why we make fun of Lamar because he chokes in the playoffs. And it wasn't because Allen had a bad game either, he led his team to 24 points against one of the best defenses, more than Lamar, one less than Brock purdy who had an all-star cast surrounding him.
It's not like Diggs had a bad game so Allen did too, the opposite. Unlike Mahomes who if Kelce doesn't carry him, he looks like poo. You always ignore the stats when it doesn't fit your narrative and ignore the fact that Mahomes was carried by his team.

As soon as Kelce went to shit, so did Mahomes. It really is that simple.
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>>150901586
Why is it taking you so long to do this in Madden?
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>>150901345
>Travis is not a WR
Yes he is
>lines up detatched from the line more often than inline
>doesn't block
>leads the team in targets
He's a WR (a Big Slot).
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>>150901586
I'm still sticking with my original prediction of week 6 as the switch date. Bears have a BYE week 5 thoughbeit so it's essentially the same thing
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>>150901580
Whatever happened to that anon that wouldn't shut up about Mahomes being on pace for 12 rings? He could tell us that Mahomes is on pace for a winless season.
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>take away half of allen's game and he looks like a fringe top 10 QB
wew lad sounds to me like allen is the best QB in the league right now
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>>150901634
Actually I got mixed up with KC's score and looking at the stats, Allen actually scored the most points out of anyone else in the playoffs on the KC defense despite Diggs having 7 yards.
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jets fan here. who the FUCK are the good QBs this year? i thought we might get arch manning but he sucks ass and apparently so do the pre-season top qbs
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>>150901675
LSU's QB Nussmeier and SC's QB Sellers
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>>150901666
he's not the best, but he is the fastest
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>>150901634
>>150901666
The more you hype up Allen it only makes Mahomes look better for being 4-0 against him and putting up better stats in their head to head playoff games.
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>>150901656
Not happening. They're riding with Caleb no matter what this season.
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>>150901695
0-2 against the GOAT though
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What if the chiefs win 14 games straight
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>>150901695
Or you realize that Mahomes was carried by Kelce / Reid and he is a receiver bab
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>>150901675
watch Illinois @ Indiana today. Should be a good QB duel between Luke Altmyer and Fernando Mendoza
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>>150901727
Mahomes was carried by an insane roster that was competing with the owl level broncos with Alex smeth at qb.
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Friendly reminder that Mahomes is taking up over 25% of the Queef's CAP for the next few years because they reconstructed his contract every single year so far
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>>150901727
The irony is Mahomes needs Allen to win a ring. If Allen goes ringless then Mahomes 4-0 doesn't look as impressive by historians.

>>150901717
>Mahomes passer rating 117
>Brady's passer rating 77
If not for the coinflip in overtime Brady doesn't win that game.
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>>150901719
Anything is possible after they get Royals, Worthy, and Rice back.

>>150901745
AFC West was easier back then.
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>>150901798
Im excited to watch Royals
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>>150901798
>AFC West was easier back then.
>Herbert carr manning
>easier
Lmao
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Are you an Altmyer Squire or a Mendoza Poser?

Game starts soon make your choice
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>>150901240
>im keeping screencaps
same, pussy
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>>150901847
I might check this out, Doesn't seem like Nebraska is going to get back in the game. Also, I like what I'm seeing from Bryce Underwood, especially as a true freshman.
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Mahomes is as big a fraud to exist in major sports
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my bills :)
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>>150901978
that's tom brady
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>>150901986
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>>150901997
Close second, Tim Bradley didn't get glazers in that amount til the 28-3 game.
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If you ignore all of Josh Allen's TD throws he is actually a pretty trash QB run babby
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>Check /nfl/
>Kiwi: WAHHHH WAHHHHHHHH QUEEFS WAHHHHH MUTTHOMES *flag switch* WAHHHHH WAHHHHH QUEEFS WAHHHHHHH
>Yep, that’s /nfl/
>Go back to having a life
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>>150902118
Real life posters wouldn't post her period but rather have discussions with IRL friends and coworkers
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why the fuck is Rams Eagles at 1pm?
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>>150901755
damn thats crazy i forgot passer rating > winning
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>>150902035
You can’t “glaze” a quarterback with a career like Mahomes, he’s at such a higher level than even a fan’s wildest dreams for a quarterback. If you had told Chiefs fans they were getting a Peyton Manning level quarterback when they drafted him, they would be been partying and screaming and crying. Turns out actually he goes to the AFC championship game literally every year and has won 3 rings before 30.
Sometimes it’s not “glazing” brown retard, it’s earned praise
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This is Jerry Rice at 42 years old
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>>150901294
post hands, jeety
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>>150902157
>two teams that won't make it past the wildcard round
why wouldn't it be?
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>>150902170
Those 3 rings are all hes getting. 3 before 30. 33. Masonic. Pick 6 3+3 by a white boy wearing 33 ended his reign
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>>150902175
BLO DIX LMAO
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>>150902171
The Tom Brady of wide recievers
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>>150902186
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>>150902216
Tom Brady is the Jerry Rice of quarterbacks you mean
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>>150902171
stickum
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>>150902186
>That ring is all hes getting

>Those 2 rings are all hes getting

>Those 3 rings are all hes getting <-you're here

>Those 4 rings are all hes getting

>Those 5 rings are all hes getting
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>The NFL fined Chiefs TE Travis Kelce $14,491 for unsportsmanlike conduct/obscene gestures last week.
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>>150902290
>5
Less than 7
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>>150902186
It's all just a big work. I hate freemasons
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>>150902311
>7*
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>>150902307
but at least they won the game right?
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>>150902347
3*
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>>150902385
Wrong webm?
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>>150902398
>can't deny it
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This is Brian Dawkins at 50 years old
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>>150902307
I legitimately think Worthy & Rice returning will do wonders for the Chiefs' offense. Mahomes' confidence should increase as he trusts Simmons more as well. He needs to throw a better deep ball though.
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>>150902427
I got tired of “denying” it’s over 3 seasons ago babe
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>>150902503
then you don't get to try to put asterisks behind brady's rings.
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>>150902521
i put my dick behind your mom last night lmao
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>>150902551
my mom died 17 years ago bro go for it
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>>150902567
>T-too soon!
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>>150902479
>mahomes
>throwing a deep ball
pick one
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>>150902649
Do you know why that happened?
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>>150902662
hes no longer being carried by his weapons?
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>>150902662
1. Tyreekbabby
2. No run game, so short pass game replaces
3. Reid sniffing his own farts
4. He just fell off
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>>150902681
Get a life retard
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>>150902608
>pressure rate
>pass block grade
Go back to the library loser
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>>150902698
kek
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>>150902692
Could have just said “no”
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>>150902694
hit a nerve i see
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>>150902728
You don’t know ball and are incapable of saying anything that doesn’t embarrass you, let alone hitting a nerve
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>Get a life retard
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I just need more time…
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>>150902745
Yep of course, fucking Christ
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oh he seething. sorry bro mahomes is dogshit and every season without kelce will be more evidence
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I have sex unprotected
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>>150902768
See >>150901298
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>>150902777
Yikes
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>>150901882
>he ignores the fact that all those post had the disclaimer that Mahomes would have all his weapons.
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mahpoopie haha
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>>150902649
He's thrown a few so far to Tyquan Thorton and they've all been off
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mahomes? you mean the bottom 10 QB without the literal best receiving tight end in NFL history?
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Kelce is washed
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>>150902819
No they haven’t.
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>>150902827
she NEEDS to play Griffith
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>>150902844
Janice?
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>>150902827
NGL Taylor’s bussy is probably fire
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Does this dude ever take a break from replying to every single post about Mahomes?
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>>150902802
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>EVERY POST THAT TALKS SHIT ABOUT MY MAHOMIE IS THE SAME PERSON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>150902850
>D-does this dude ever take a break?
You are literally demonstrably the only one who doesn’t take a break, there are numerous Chiefs fans here that take you on in shifts, as well other fanbases begging you to shut the fuck up. Absurd angle to try
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>>150902820
That was boykisser brady
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>>150902854
I rarely say this, but you are so fucking cringe
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>>150902850
>Chiefs lost the super bowl and are 0-2 yet we have to keep talking about them
The real question is why is /nfl/ so obsessed with the 0-2 Chiefs

None of us were talking about the 49ers and Eagles after they lost the Super Bowl.
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>>150902707
If you're such an expert why don't you explain it, and let me know what I said that was wrong.
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>>150902867
>>150902886
get help
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>>150902867
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Let's talk about vaping
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>>150902877
Brady won three rangs with literal who receivers and tight ends. What has mahomes done without kelce?
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>>150902904
You called him a Tyreekbabby when he won league MVP the year after Tyreek left and two rings. You are not worth my time, figure it out
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>>150902837
lmao
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>>150902820
why does allen, herbert, lamar, and burrow keep losing to him tho?
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>>150902938
yikers
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>>150902827
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>mahpoopie haha
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>>150902938
Yes, that’s one pass, which doesn’t seem qualify as “all” of them. Hmm.
As you’ve already been told many times, it takes time to build chemistry with a receiver. He’s missed him a few times in these first TWO WEEKS, because they are still building chemistry. He has also not missed him!
“lmao” Fucking idiot
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>>150902934
Ah, so you're just a sperg. If I had said "they were a more vertical offense with Tyreek and haven't found a good replacement for him in that role" would you have been able to read that post without steam coming out of your ears?
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>>150902938
this is bullshit, the ball obviously had some FLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ON IT N SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
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>BREAKING NEWS: ESPN REPORTING THAT 7 IS IN FACT MORE THAN 3, AND 2 IS QUITE POSSIBLY, EVEN LIKELY TO BE, MORE THAN 0
Can anyone confirm/deny this?!???
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>>150902970
If you had said that, you would have been saying something completely different from what you said, retard.
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>>150902974
diana russinni is a dumb clickbait cunt. No attention should be paid towards this vile cunt bitch whore.
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That uppity Chargers fan from yesterday has to be the most annoying fair weather fan I've ever seen on /nfl/. If that's how they are after being 2-0 imagine how annoying they would be if they won a playoff game.
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>>150902949
none of them have lost to kelce-less mahomes
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>>150902982
Not really. I was saying that their offense was exciting with Tyreek and has been much more boring and worse without him. Also that was only one of a handful of points I made, which you can feel free to address whenever your sperg-out ends.
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Reminder the Kiwi is such an unironic retard he was seething at an Onion article last night, thinking it was real
That’s the level you too will be on if you spend literally your entire life on /nfl/. Remember to moderate your internet usage, read books and be an actual irl person with value.
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Dianna Russini is MILF tier and I won't hear otherwise
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>>150903025
>Not really. I was saying that their offense was exciting with Tyreek and has been much more boring and worse without him.
Incredible that you were able to communicate all that through one word, whose definition implies none of that. Retard
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>>150903044
yeah but her voice reduces her attractiveness by 50%
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>>150902938
>>150902953
>>150902969
>>150902978
QBs like Goff miss open passes like that all the time but the Lions offense is so explosive he gets more opportunities to make them so nobody makes a big deal about it when he misses.

Chiefs' OL and WR corps are not built to consistently make deep passes like that for the last 3 seasons, so when Mahomes fails to connect it stands out.

We already know Mahomes is an all time great at deep passes. He did it for 4 seasons.
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>>150902938
Adoree Jackson is a liability.
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ACHOOOOOOOO
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>>150903042
How many times have you talked about me in this thread lil bro?
>Remember to moderate your Internet usage
Remember to ask people to post photos of themselves you mean right? kek what a mindbroken mutt bitch
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>>150903042
lol
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>>150901695
They aren't even on the field at the same time you fucking idiot.
Jesus christ this general is fucking annoying.
>ELITE
>FRAUD
>GOAT
>ELITE
>FRAUD
>GOAT
Can you all learn to shut the fuck up and talk about ANYTHING other than QBs? Sometimes mids win the owl and "Elite" QBs never sniff it.
Shut the fuck up already
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>>150903062
It was self evident if you're not a retard. It's been said in /nfl/ many times.
You're still avoiding the rest of the post though lel
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Wins are a QB stat and I’m tired of pretending they aren’t
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My disc golf thread died :(
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>>150903160
I haven't played disc golf since my gay phase in my 20s
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>>150903114
Allen had better defense though so Mahomes job was harder in their head to heads. The only QB from this era who had better overall defense is Lamar.

But I agree with what you said, people need to stop pretending Mahomes played against Brady when in truth he played against Belichick, the greatest defensive coach of all time. Whereas Brady played against the swiss cheese Reid defense.
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>>150903191
update for 24 at least if you're still going to spam
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/nfl/'s official rules:

-A QB only chokes if they lost a game they were supposed to win.

-QBs don't play each other. They play defensive coordinators.

-A QB's performance should be judged on how well they performed given their roster situation.
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>>150901340
queefs too high
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>>150903143
So why did Jimmy G win while he was on the 49ers but got benched once he left?
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>>150903289
he wasn't TAPED yet on the 49ers
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>deyyy was injured n sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!
kwamuttlover
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>>150903275
Every single one of these is bullshit
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kangzbroz I’m feeling a little queazy about the game tomorrow. are we cooked?
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>>150903307
but enough about mahomes' refballed rings
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>>150903275
>a game they were supposed to win
Subjective
>QBs don't play each other
This one is true
>A QB's performance should be judged on how well they performed given their roster situation
But how do you determine how good the roster is? A good QB can make the layers around him looks a lot better than they are, and the reverse.
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I lost all respect for the kiwi after he fled /nfl/ when Goff put up a stinker in week #1 against a real team but then returned to gloat once he statpadded in week #2 against the Bears
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>>150903314
No, because now you get to see what a contender QB is all about.
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>>150903314
Yeah, but they were cooked before this season started. They were complete frauds last year, and downgraded at QB.
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>>150903305
It really is over. The tiger woods of nfl qb’s
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>>150903344
QBs do play each other. Whatever defense is in front of them/whatever offense around them can be seen as a handicap.
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>>150903357
$55M/yr btw...
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>>150903305
>the ball had so fluuu on it
lmao
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>>150903275
>QBs don't play each other
i think i'll take a hall of famer's perspective over yours. respectfully
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>>150903344
>Subjective
It's not subjective. By the time we get to the playoffs the real NFL fans know how good each team is. Also, another form of choking is being up by mutliple possessions against a team then choking like what the Chargers did against the Jaquars.
>But how do you determine how good the roster is?
When a team wins with backup QBs that's an example of a good team. Eagles won games without Jalen.
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>>150903346
He still made that Bills thread though
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>>150903397
You're delusional
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>>150903314
I think Jake Browning is going to do enough to win the game. He could probably be a lower tier starter desu.
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>>150903421
hes better than pooa at the very least
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>>150903314
any updates on mcsharty?
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>>150903456
dead unfortunately
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>>150903396
>>150903114
I think QBs just have to do the best they can and we fans determine the winner/loser based on their performance. Allen has never lost to Mahomes since he played the best he could in each matchup. Allen however has lost against Burrow since he underperformed in their playoff game.
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>>150903396
Spurt was lucky he inherited a turn key offense that would've been top tier with anybody tossing the egg.
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>>150903456
He's getting "taken care of" by the best they have in Minnesota
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>>150903179
It’s a lot of fun bro, I got my drive to 400 feet!
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>>150903522
@evil shrek water bottle pasta
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Would?
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imagine rooting for a team known as the fudgepackers and thinking you have the right to call other teams "fags"
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QUEER MIND franchise
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>>150903611
the browns ever since they hired that McKinsey person as COO or something
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>>150903604
Entirely dependent on her personality.
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>cries about muhhhh spam because >his team's $55M/yr qb is getting called out for being dogshit
>makes his own, actual spam and shits up /nfl/ with it the MOMENT someone says something mean about >his team's QB.
kwapacktard.
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>>150903191
>But I agree with what you said, people need to stop pretending Mahomes played against Brady when in truth he played against Belichick, the greatest defensive coach of all time. Whereas Brady played against the swiss cheese Reid defense.

literally wut, the defense that completely collapsed in the 2nd half? make up your mind kek
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>>150903655
>her
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>>150903683
If you're a rookie QB would you rather play against a Belichick or Reid defense in 2018?

Anon this isn't hard. Mahomes job was harder than Brady's.
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>>150903275
sure but Jalen beat Mahomes again right?
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>>150903712
that "shit defense" completely shut down andrew luck
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Deion Sanders was genuinely an incredible player.
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>>150903743
too many exclamation points!
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>>150903712
>Mahomes job was harder than Brady's

no, no it wasn't lmao. the QB who had an all-time offense doesn't get kid gloves because hes facing bill belichick. stop pretending he was a rookie, mahomes sat out and learned reids scheme for an entire year.
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>>150903397
>
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>>150903339
it'll take herbert 4 straight wins and tua 3 straight losses for them to flip
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>>150903743
Bahamasfag hacked into Kurt's account?
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>>150903734
Take away Jalen's two best weapons and they lose last week.
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Keep disrespecting the Vikings. Keep it up, see what happens. Your team is fucked. You’re all F-U-C-K-E-D fucked. You think the Vikings are a joke? You’re laughing? Well you’re going to be crying. You’re gonna cry like a little pussy when the Vikings put the beat down on your ass. Oh, we have to face Micah Parsons twice a year now? Lol. Lmao, if you will. Have you seen our O Line? Besides, Parsons is a washed up bum at this point and the packtards have a certified dumbass at quarterback so good luck there. Keep laughing. I’ll be out here, standing in the rain with a smirk on my face while I confidently tip my cap knowing full well you have no fucking clue what’s coming your way. Nothing can prepare you for the Vikings this year. Nothing.
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>>150903518
>Spurt was lucky he inherited a turn key offense that would've been top tier with anybody tossing the egg.
Jalen Hurts except he actually had to throw?
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>>150903824
The problem is Mahomes' best two weapons are Kelce and whichever WR4 larping as a WR1 is available.
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>>150903749
That's part reason his kids are having so many problems. Deion had exceptional talent which let him get away with a lot shit. His kids aren't terrible at football, but they don't have anywhere near the talent required to justify the attitude they inherited from their father.
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>>150903828
Why does your QB keep missing games. WTF is his problem?
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>>150903824
Maybe, maybe not. But there's also a much larger drop off between the Eagles' WR1/2 and their backups. For the Chiefs it doesn't make much of a difference.
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>>150903824
Jalen has already won games before his two best weapons even got on the team
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>>150903824
>Take away Jalen's two best weapons and they lose last week.
He does that himself every week
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As much as I hate the chiefs, the muttposter is right about jalen hurts. dude is completely fraudulent.

what does he even do that stands out on his team besides siphon touchdowns from barkley? for real
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>>150903879
win games
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>>150903879
he's also highly dependent on the tush push. He only has to get 8-9 yards. Every other QB needs to get 10.
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>>150903824
DEY WUZ INJURED N SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
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>>150903899
Well hopefully it's not black or it might get beaten by the cops
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Jalen Hurts made the playoffs with an average defense and pic related as his weapons.
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>>150903879
Just like Brock Purdy, Hurts is in a system that doesn't ask too much of him. He doesn't fuck things up which is all his team asks of him. Finding a guy who doesn't actively fuck over his team is harder than you would think.
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>>150903912
>dependent
he doesn't do it because he needs to
he does it because he can and it works the majority of the time
if (you)r team had a play that got them a guaranteed yard and you tell me they wouldn't use that play then (you) are a fucking LIAR
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>>150903940
>made the playoffs
NOT an achievement
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>>150903940
Those are bears receivers numbers. Maybe a little bit better but not by much
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who has the sign, someone tap it
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>>150903946
>system that doesn't ask too much of him
run-first teams break the nonball-knower's mind
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>dullas/chimpcongo
"big game of the week". ffs...
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the march for arch is back on bros
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>>150903946
what system is that?
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>>150904003
hes ass
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Auburn got completely fucked over by the refs today. I now understand what it feels like to be a bills fan
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>>150903979
This sign?
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>>150903980
NOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO SPAM 40 PASSES EVERY GAME NO MATTER WHAT THE SITUATION IS, THINK ABOUT THE ADVERTISERS WHO DON'T GET AD BREAKS, THINK ABOUT THE FRICKIN FANTASY PLAYERS!
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>>150904008
BANG BANG BAMG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
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>>150904007
Only shit teams are named after colours, like the Redblacks or the Browns
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>>150904008
the jalen hurts is a babby sign
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>>150904006
better than (You)
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>>150904004
They have a run first smashmouth offense.
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>>150904053
nah im better
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does anyone want to see the megalodon tooth i bought?
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>>150904063
So you're saying Sirianni is an elite coach?
>>150904074
sure
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>>150904074
show us your megalobussy
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>>150904074
Yeah

Mostly this though >>150904091
Tooth in pooper
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>>150904045
what you fail to understand is most eagles fans genuinely don't care, this era won an owl.
I fully expect this team to be completely dismantled within like 5 years and only 4 or 5 players be left for the next run.
I post Jalen Hurts is top 5 just to annoy people.
Anyway, here's my top 5 all time

1. Brady
2. Montana
3. Mahomes
4. Manning
5. Foles
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>>150904084
Thanks, my best friend just moved away and I have no one to show but yall
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watching the bills 4th quarter comeback against the gayvens, kino
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>>150904123
how much?
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>>150904123
that's a deer's hoof.
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>>150904123
damn that's sick bro
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>>150904123
It's hard to see, but the serrations are top notch. It's 4.9 inches but the top ones are 6-7 inches but a lot look like floppy pizza slices. It's difficult find symmetrical ones and they go for $4-6k. I'm going to save up for one though
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>>150904136
$450. I got them from https://paleoenterprises.com/shop/shark-fish-fossils/4-9-16-megalodon-tooth-shark-tooth-fossil/

Prices are pretty fair. The issue is finding an "aesthetic" or symmetrical piece. There are tons of meg teeth that look like retarded pizza slices
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>>150904123
Cool megalodon tooth
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>>150904115
>Foles
I thought your post was serious until I saw this.
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>>150904084
I wouldn't go as far as saying that Sirianni is elite but he has a very good offensive system that fits his players strengths. Don't let the fact that people use "system qb" as an insult lead you to believe that I'm insulting Jalen Hurts or diminishing his accomplishments, every qb is in a system. He does what he has to do to win games which I think is better than a guys who plays hero ball and usually end up fucking up.
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>>150904220
Hurts has legitimately been a "game changer", "game manager", and now more of a field general.
I don't care how many times they pass per game. I wish they ran 100 times and didn't pass once, and if they won the game it'd be kino.
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>>150904123
>>150904201
>>150904174
You got fleeced. Nobody would sale ancient rare fossils like that. They are priceless. Those are replicas.
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>>150904252
I know a guy
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>>150904247
I'm in complete agreement. As a lifelong 49er fan I have always preferred "game manager" qbs. Being able to control a game without crazy madden stats is the most important trait for a qb in my opinion.
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>>150904312
>I have always preferred "game manager" qbs
lol same after realizing I WANT Hurts to play like a babby I enjoy watching it more. All he needs to do is not turn the ball over and distribute, and maybe run for a 1st down here or there and this team will win 90% of its games. They just won the owl doing it ffs.
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I live in NorCal and the local market games tomorrow are appalling
>LV/WAS
>PIT/NE
>AZ/SF
Throw in the dog shit SNF matchup and it might be the worst Sunday lineup I’ve ever seen
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I'm not that big of a fan of Jalen Hurts, but the QB suck off era has gotten too much. It's a team game, everyone has to pitch in to win. If he manages not to be dogshit and throw INTs everywhere, then he's fine.
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>>150904363
>>PIT/NE
>the "watch the steelers get raped for 2 decades" classic
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Not a good day for Puke Shartmyer
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>>150904378
All I've said is that he isn't in the elite tier of QBs. I never said that he wasn't a good QB, of course this is treated like blasphemy to Hurts dickriders.
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>>150904363
Shouldnt there be 5 games?
Cbs morning, fox morning, cbs afternoon, fox afternoon, snf
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This illini QB is SHOOK as fuck. Can't even complete a pass to the flat.
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did the vikings fans give up already?
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>>150904123
>>150904074
cool tooth, as a fellow paleo autist i suggest visiting us over on /an/!
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>>150904464
Where are the hurts dick riders?
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>>Allen has never lost to Mahomes since he played the best he could in each matchup

Imagine typing this out unironically. This general is so cooked
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>>150904464
>>150904378
>>150904247
You can win a Super Bowl with game managers like Jalen and Purdy if they have a stacked roster on offense and defense, but only the elite QBs can carry a team when they have shitty offenses or defenses.
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>>150904404
It's our year
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>>150904565
if a QB did all they could and came up short they did not lose
imagine if every O linemen on your team got injured and you lost a game. Could you blame the QB for that loss?
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Besides Luck, is there any other NFL players that actually seemed like a nice person. Most of them are ego-filled estrogen-machine assholes.
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>>150904363
They need to stop broadcasting Raiders games in NorCal until the team moves back to Oakland.
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>>150904545
They're in my bed ready to take my sausage
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>>150904646
>estrogen machines
your qb has nice tits
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>>150904644
Your thesis is that Allen played literally perfectly and everything was out of his hands. This is head canon and massive, unbelievable cope.
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>>150904684
thanks, he works out.
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>>150904646
Unironically Justin Jefferson seems like a nice guy in the ways that I've seen him interact with fans. Apparently Ndamukong Suh is also a really nice guy believe it or not.
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>>150904721
>Apparently Ndamukong Suh is also a really nice guy believe it or not.
No i do not believe that.
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>>150904646
Zach Zenner seemed like a good dude, I saw an interview with him once where he basically said he didn't expect to make it into the NFL so he was just enjoying it while it lasted and then he was going to go into his real passion which was cancer research of all things.
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>>150904662
They actually did for a while, they still broadcasted some of them but it wasn’t automatic like it was before. This year though, they’ve been on both times they’ve played on Sundays. Thankfully we have redzone and streams now, when I was growing up the Sundays were a never ending string of Raiders/Broncos and Niners/Tardinals. Very grim.
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>>150904721
>Ndamukong Suh
fuck no he isn't lmao, he was a total douchebag in college and even during the lions years treated fans like shit
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>>150904745
He had a slammer for a wife.
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>>150904646
Antonio Brown is easily the nicest I’ve ever met, he even drove me and my mom home from the meet and greet and tucked her into bed
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>>150904502
No it’s only two games in one time slot, one game in the other. The only exception is the last week of the season where they go 2 and 2.
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I ended racism today!
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>>150904646
Austin Collie before the CTE
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My Chiefs. Your bed.
Now.
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>>150904852
That would require a pretty big bed
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i miss bieniemy
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>>150904852
I would not participate in a gangbang with a football team because I assume they would have a bunch of in jokes that I wouldn't understand and I would feel left out.
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>>150904852
xavier worthy is confirmed out for the Giants game and your QB has a wrist injury to his throwing arm
if the Chiefs go 0-3 are you going to flee /nfl/?
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>>150904404
>played NE twice since tom left
>still lost to mac jones and to something called bailey zappe

kek

KEK
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>>150904930
That's why I don't make friends anymore.
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>>150904820
Is that what we call jerking off to interracial porn now?
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>>150904943
I’ve told you before I’m set for life. I’ve seen all a fan can hope to see of their team in my lifetime. I don’t care anymore
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>>150904921
I don't think Beinemy could coach his way out of a paper bag but the fact that he's a running back coach probably forced Reid to at least respect the run game. And Beinemy's toxic personality kept the team disciplined. He wouldn't allow Jawaan Taylor to have 14 game changing false starts if he's the OC.

Matt Nagy is a nice guy and only knows what Reid taught him so when Reid has no answers in Super Bowls they're fucked. The lack of a run game is why they're able to shut down the Chiefs deep routes with cover 2 spam. RBs are the only way to stop teams from spamming cover 2.
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>>150904921
It’s crazy that it would make such a big difference to have him back, but purely out of professional decorum we’re stuck with Bienemy
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>>150905071
*stuck with Nagy
>>150905062
He and Reid had the perfect good cap bad cop dichotomy, Bienemy was the asshole whipping the team into shape and Reid was the father figure who the team wanted to perform for. Nagy is even softer than Reid
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>>150905043
yes
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>>150905108
>Reid was the father figure who the team wanted to perform for.
Reid is kind of a hard ass tho
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>>150905175
tell that to the girl who is his son murdered and how his son didn't get a full prison sentence for murdering.
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>>150904785
Sounds like a great guy. Did he also kiss your mom to sleep with his dicklips?
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>Tyreek baby!
Mahomes looked better in 2022 without Tyreek.

>Defense baby!
Mahomes won an MVP before he got coach Spags

>Ref baby!
Chiefs were dominating before they became a marketable team.

>Bieniemy baby!
...........you might be on to something.
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>>150905175
>Reid is kind of a hard ass tho
Not really. He's a tough but fair coach. There's ways of being tough in a lovable way. Almost every player who met him swears by him.
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>>150905175
His practices are hard and he can be a slavedriver (maybe I shouldn’t call it that), but in his personal demeanor he’s basically Santa. Bienemy was the sort of coach to be like “What the fuck do you call that you fucking retard? Oh are you squaring up, you wanna throw hands with me faggot pussy? Yeah I didn’t think so back to work BITCH”
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>>150904852
Cuck
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>>150905247
Will always root against the Raiders.
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>>150905260
>Obsessed with a team that hasn't won anything in decades and will never win again
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>>150905279
Yep. That’s just how I was raised. Raiders are the Great Satan
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>>150905260
For me it's the Broncos. I just hate them. When the Chargers and Broncos play each other this will be a rare moment I'm rooting for the Broncos just because the Chargers losing would be good for our seeding.

It's hard to hate any of our divisional opponents as of late seeing how we've son'd them for a couple of years. When I see Herbert win I think "our son is finally growing up!"
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>Mahomes looked better in 2022 without Tyreek.
Mahomes peaked in 2018.
>Mahomes won an MVP before he got coach Spags
who cares about MVPs
>Chiefs were dominating before they became a marketable team.
no they weren't
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>>150905062
>>150905108
What the fuck am I reading? Chiefs fans are so pathetic
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If you need good receivers to win, they're carrying you.
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>>150904967
Mac Jones is an elite quarterback
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>>150905358
Offensive Line > TE >>Receivers
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>>150905304
Yeah for some Chiefs fans it’s the Broncos because of the Peyton years, my dad became that way. But it’s *supposed* to be the Raiders. It’s like if the Ravenclaws had a good run and got extra uppity, it’s still about Gryffindor vs Slytherin
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>>150905312
>Mahomes peaked in 2018.
Mahomes 2022 season is the best in NFL history with a close second being Steve Young's season.

The Chiefs film nerds who break down tape argue Mahomes worst performance was in the 2018 season despite the misleading 50 TDs. He wasn't reading defenses the way he is now and wasn't as accurate.
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Lesnar tonight boys
Pic rel him at 17, what a freak
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>>150905422
And then God gave him a pipsqueak voice lmao
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>>150904646
I saw Brenton Strange at a fan event this week. He seemed really nice and he took pictures for like 2 hours.
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>>150905394
Not real
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>its not fair! mahomes need a hof TE WR RB OC DC DE RT LT Coach QB Coach DE Coach a waterboy and a German Sherpad!
>HE CANT WIN WITH THESE CATS
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>>150905422
>>150905442
For me it's him knocking out Frank Mir. The unanswered punches is euphoric.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD2-K7dsqYM
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>>150905503
Mir had no gameplay here
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i know it sounds silly, but despite mahomes being the goat, he still needs a hof TE WR RB OC DC DE RT LT Coach QB Coach DE Coach a waterboy and a German Shepard to win. It's just the way it is
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>>150905502
>>150905545
This is your entire life.
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>>150905502
cringe virgin
>>150905545
based chad
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>>150905503
It’s crazy how the UFC was in such a different place back then that even as active as Lesnar was on the ground, the crowd starts booing and the ref is saying “Cmon! Work!”
Imagine showing them Chimaev DDP and what the sport has become today
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>>150905503
>FRANK MIR HAD A HORSESHOE UP HIS ASS
>IM DRINKING COORS LIGHT, I SAID COORS LIGHT CAUSE BUDLIGHT WONT PAY ME NUTHIN
goat goat goat on the mic
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>>150905501
This. Obviously AI.
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>>150905503
>>150905534
Mir nearly KO him with the flying knee but after that he was cooked
He clearly underestimated lesnar GnP
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>>150905586
I stopped watching that sport once it became a maga rally, but it's being ruined by wrestlers. USADA doesn't send out drug testers to foreign countries and instead ask the local government to test the fighters.

So the Russian wrestlers go to their country and dope. The Icarus documentary exposed how Russia had state sanctioned doping which got them banned from the Olympics. With Brazil the fighters pay the testers off.

Before USADA the sport is dominated by Americans and strikers. Now after USADA the sport is dominated by foreign wrestlers.
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>>150905668
>I stopped watching that sport once it became a maga rally
lmao what a faggot
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>>150905586
>>150905668
>maga rally
Fuck off bro, trump used to own affliction, you know he’s always had his hand in the business right? He just couldn’t compete with Dana white and only signed ufc dropouts like Tim Sylvia and arlovski
But yeah, the wrestlers from dagastan are boring, too many khabobs and no more Brazilians or pride fighters anymore that just gave us war
Justin gaethjes fights are still worth watching tho LOL
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>>150905586
>Chimaev DDP
He literally held him down and just ran out the clock. UFC is supposed to simulate fighting, not restraining. In a real fight there is no timelimit so I could take as much time as I want getting myself off the ground whereas in the UFC there's a timelimit. Refs need to demand fighters do work or get stood up. Those light taps Chimaev did is not work.
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How are QBs so shit when football is literally the exact same passing concepts used since they were playing in middle school?
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>>150905668
Yep, completely true
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>>150905706
>>150905711
I don't like politics in sports. Didn't like it when it happened in the NFL, NBA, or UFC. I'm an equal opportunity hater of politics. If a sport gets political I'm clicking off, simple as.
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>>150904646
Saquon actually seems like a genuinely nice guy
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>>150905722
Stop spreading these doctored images. Now.
Final warning.
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>lions vs ravens
Who ya got
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>>150903281
okay, I get your point, but consider the alternative:
>nanners, shithawks, commies, buncos, or tardinals as a top 10 team
I think we can agree that none of them deserve that either at this point
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>>150905755
lmao retard
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>>150905722
>>150905394
This AI slop makes no sense. It looks like she's in a hotel room about to be fucked by the ref. So which one is it, is she bribing the ref or is the ref bribing her.
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>>150905742
Trump is one of the reasons mma got as popular as it did, he’s been a co owner of mma organizations, he was also involved in /box/
It’s not political, he just enjoys mma and has always been welcomed by it and is a reason it became as popular as it is.
Trump signed fedor, he wouldn’t have fight in USA without trump
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>>150905763
What
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>>150905719
DDP is a fraud I guess, he has no TDD. That fight pissed me off
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>>150904646
brock purdy seems like a pretty wholesome innocent dude but maybe that's just people getting fooled by how his face makes him look like he's still 10 years old
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>>150905776
That's like arguing boxing got big because he promoted a few boxers back in the 80s and 90s. You guys are so brainwashed. Let's go back to talking NFL.
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>>150905798
Nobody has TDD against EPO sambo slavs. Nobody
There’s nothing you can do, you just have to take your shots when you start each round on the feet. This is why it’s important for the UFC rules themselves to restrict how mich a fighter can just lay on someone for a win
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>>150905795
Ok I’ll spell it out for you. R A V E N S
R
A
V
E
N
S
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>>150905798
UFC needs to rebrand to the URC (Ultimate Restraining Contest).

All I learned in that ``fight`` was that chimaev can restrain DDP for 5 rounds. I still have no clue who would win an actual fight between those two. Needs to happen again but with a real ref who says do real ground and pound or I'm standing you up.
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>>150905841
Doesn't the ravens defense suck mega dick?
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>>150905827
That’s the thing about Dagestan, they don’t stop going for takedowns I call it chain wrestling. It’s like a wet blanket it doesn’t come off.
American wrestlers go for the takedown 100 percent in one blast and if they miss they have to re set up, dagastanis live in the clinch and chain grapple
I hate that style super effective though
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>>150905798
khamzat has a glass jaw thats why he laid on him. ddp hit him once and he crumpled
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>>150905879
Maybe against the Bills lmao not the fucking Lions
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>>150905827
>UFC rules themselves to restrict how mich a fighter can just lay on someone for a win
They should pause the clock when the fight goes to the ground so that wrestlers can't stall.

>Nobody has TDD against EPO sambo slavs.
Funny how before USADA American strikers had no problem keeping foreign wrestlers off of them. Now that only the foreign fighters are allowed to dope, they are magically winning. USADA doesn't send their employees to drug test in other countries so only Americans are being screwed.
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>>150905922
It’s MMA if the stronger fighter gets it to the ground as long as he’s doing damage or trying to advance there shouldn’t be any standup
Johnny Hendricks is a good example of a fighter that tanked his career once USASA came
Big rig gave us heems tho
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Dead sport
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>>150905922
There’s an autist in /heem/ whose idea is to have a ground clock. I think that’s probably the best idea
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>>150904592
It will never be your year until Mike Tomlin gets fired.
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the Browns are going to shock the world
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>>150906043
They have to wait to do that until Reid retires so that he can come to my Chiefs :3
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>>150905961
>as he’s doing damage or trying to advance there shouldn’t be any standup
Fighters like Chimaev will game the system and throw pitterpat punches to make it look like he's doing work.

>>150906000
Facts, UFC hijack.
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Stop discussing heems here.
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>>150906131
*discusses*
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>>150906131
Eagles tush push is the /heem/ equivalent of lay n pray.
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Reminder that the chiefs are utter DOGSHIT
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>>150906215
They bullied the AFC for several years. Who cares if they have one down season. Not even the craziest Chiefs schizo thinks we're going to win Super Bowls every year. We'll rebuild in 2026.
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>>150906347
>one down season
that's how it starts...
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>>150906056
Gym Shorts is one of the most elite defensive coordinators in recent memory, they very well might
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>>150906395
Nobody throws a challenge flag like that madlad
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>>150906215
>>150906372
Chiefs won in 2019, got bootyblast in 2020, followed by a down year in 2021, then they rebuilt in 2022 and won again.

Chiefs won in 2023, got bootyblast in 2024, followed by a down year in 2025, then they rebuilt in 2026 and won again.
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>>150906131
*heems you*
heh, bet you regret that post now
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Is there a /sp/ pick em for football? Betting is degenerate but I think it would be fun if we had something like "Eighty percent of you thought Indianapolis would win" etc
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>>150906470
Yes, I don’t do it but there’s a pick em league someone could link
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>>150906347
>>150906448
Travis Kelce and Andy Reid are retiring.
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>>150906470
I'll bet you $50 that betting is not degenerate
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>>150906530
Kelce hasn’t been relevant since 2023 and Andy Reid has been holding the Chiefs back
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>>150906530
Are there any potential (brick bowers) goat tight ends in college that they could try to get for Mahomie once kelce realizes he doesn’t have it anymore ?
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>>150906530
Chiefs could do addition by subtraction if they got rid of Kelce. He injured Worthy for 3 games and had a game changing turnover against the Eagles. Kelce carried them for 3 rings but father time is undefeated.
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>>150906553
Mahomes is washed. We all told you this would happen for years, that Mahomes would be washed once he hits 30 so don't act surprised
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>>150906563
That’s not usually how it works anyway, Kelce himself was a third rounder, as was Kittle. Gronk second round. It’s not as simple as “hyped player drafted in first round new NFL star”, most stars are developed
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>>150906563
I'll never forgive the Raiders for taking Brock Bowers from us.
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>>150906585
K
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>>150906606
It's like the Raiders were like, hey, with this draft, let's spread the Chiefs butt flaps wide and pound their ass so hard they can't walk straight for the next decade
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>>150906621
We all know you still have your head up your butt you don't have to keep letting us know
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>>150906659
They did not say that.
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>>150906530
Reid is the highest paid HC and is signed until 2029. He loves his job and has no plan of quitting.
>Chiefs have won with a bad defense.
>Chiefs have won with bad offense.
>Chiefs have won with bad WRs.
They don't need a perfect roster unlike the Eagles who need the best RB, WR, oline, dline, etc... to win

>>150906585
>>150906621
If going to 3 straight Superbowls and winning 2 of them is washed i hope he continues declining.
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>>150906713
Maybe reid has no plans of quitting, but what about his arteries?
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why is he ruining his natural good looks?
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>>150906745
He never had “natural good looks”, look him up when he was drafted. He was fuck ugly. He’s been getting work done for decades
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>>150906727
How many rings did Reid win before Mahomes?
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>>150906713
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BUILD A GOOD TEAM, THINK OF THE MAHOMIE
not my fault the chiefs GM is actually shit and can't build a good team
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>>150906757
The buccal fat removal is obvious
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>>150906745
>Imagine being born 6'4 with the upper 90 percentile of looks
>Earning too much money to spend in your lifetime
>Becoming the goat of your sport
Yet you're insecure and bog your face with plastic surgery since your ex wife got PLAPPED into pregnancy by a young brown bull jujijtisu instructor
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>>150906768
Uh, zero? What does that have to do with his cardiovascular health?
Seriously, andy reid is really fat and really old. Hes almost 70, which is like 100 in fat guy years
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>>150906727
>Maybe reid has no plans of quitting, but what about his arteries?
Rich people live longer. I am concerned about his health though.
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>>150906830
Good job. Zero. How many has Mahomes won?
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tush push merchant
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>>150906884
This guy is such a pro lol
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>>150901345
>Travis is not a WR
FACT CHECK : FALSE
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>>150905760
Yes but consider this
>0-2
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Pretty gay they're not airing Rams vs Eagles where I live. My team doesn't play until the late afternoon slot.
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>>150901755
damn we should let the commissioner know that since mahomo had a better passer rating against the goat that the losses don't count.
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>>150906448
You'd have to be retarded to not believe that their successes were the result of constant lucky breaks.
I have never seen a team get this many fraudulent wins ever
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>>150906757
>>150906803
>He never had “natural good looks”
Brady wasn't ugly, he was just an out of shape dweeb. Not sure why Brady fans think this 6th round pick is supposed to play on par with Mahomes who was a 1st round freak of nature athlete. Mahomes pass at the combine was clocked at 60MPH which set the record until it was broken by Allen. Brady had to grow into becoming the best, he's not throwing for 50 TDs and 5k yards like Mahomes did in his first season regardless of what team you put around him at this age.
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>>150906988
>You'd have to be retarded
You are a literal retard tho, you do realize that?
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>>150906768
>>150906830
>>150906853
Reid won a ring with Holmgren and Favre
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>>150907009
Nah you did
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>>150906995
No he was straight up ugly in the face, I’m not talking about body fat. He had fucked up teeth and a round mongoloid face. He had a lot of work done to look more like an A lister
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>>150907014
Thats pretty cool, I never knew that about myself
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>>150907018
Nah that was me
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>>150906999
I hate that faggot coach like you wouldn't believe. He's carried by his coordinators. If he got fired nothing would change on the Eagles. He's the only HC I can say that about.

>>150906988
Allen is the refbaby you pretend Mahomes is. Did you not see him get extended drives against the Jets. Then all the refball we saw against the Dolphins.
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>>150907072
Dont worry, Allen will be thoroughly exposed come playoff time yet again. There's always razors in the cake.
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>>150907072
>Allen is the refbaby you pretend Mahomes is. Did you not see him get extended drives against the Jets. Then all the refball we saw against the Dolphins.

>Analyzing 13,136 defensive penalties from 2015 to 2023, we find that postseason officiating disproportionately favors the Mahomes-era Kansas City Chiefs
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=5150453


>Moreover, we find that referees are more likely to call penalties that benefit the Mahomes era Chiefs offense in high-leverage situations. When conditioning on the expected points added (EPA) potential of a play, postseason penalties tend to occur in ways that disproportionately advantage the Chiefs when they are in strong scoring position. Similarly, when conditioning on down to go, referees are more likely to call penalties that favor the Chiefs on third or fourth down, which are situations where penalties can directly extend drives. Importantly, we find no comparable postseason effect for the Brady-era Patriots, the Alex Smith–Andy Reid-era Chiefs, or other recent contenders such as the Philadelphia Eagles, Los Angeles Rams, or San Francisco 49ers.
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>>150907112
That hasn't been peer reviewed and is essentially a ChatGPT auto generated shitpost. That website even allows randos to submit content.
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>>150907130
>Immediately slurps up whatever Nick Wright spits out (not peer reviewed btw) over PhD holders with an advanced understanding of statistics, data and football
u coping
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>>150907112
Again, literal retard, if you actually read what you keep spamming, you would see they directly refute the idea of the Chiefs getting refball in the regular season. And even their analysis of the post season, they admit can be explained. But you’re retarded, so even after being told this many times, here we still are.
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Yeah spam the webms now blown out subhuman retard
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>>150907150
>To add more economic context, Kansas City’s 13 postseason appearances since 2018 have
featured 78 total penalties, which translates to 16.2 net first downs and 198.5 net penalty
yards favoring the Chiefs under our estimates. These effects are material in a league where
the average margin of victory in postseason games is about 9.23 from 2018–2023.7 Given
their magnitude and consistency across postseason contests, the Chiefs’ penalty advantages
plausibly influence which teams advance to the Super Bowl.8 This analysis reveals systematic
differences in postseason officiating patterns that uniquely advantage the Kansas City Chiefs
relative to their regular season performance
oh he coping
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>he thinks I've been lurking just waiting for the time to strike.
hahaha, it's funny how rent free i live in this thread's mind.
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>>150907206
Nice greentext retard. Nothing in that post contradicts what I said retard. You should probably give up trying to read.
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>>150907150
>And even their analysis of the post season, they admit can be explained.
> Taken together, these results suggest that the postseason shift in officiating patterns
observed in the Mahomes era is not merely a reflection of Andy Reid’s coaching style. If
such patterns were driven by consistent strategic behaviors or coaching decisions, we would
expect to observe similar effects during the earlier postseason games led by Reid and Smith.
The absence of such a pattern reinforces the interpretation that the changes in postseason
officiating behavior in more recent years are linked to factors beyond coaching
oh he big coping!
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>>150907206
Penalty differential is your team's penalties compared to their opponents' penalties. Data suggest Chiefs are the most penalized team. Simple as.
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>>150907261
Nice greentext retard. Nothing in that post contradicts what I said retard. You should probably give up trying to read.
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>>150907284
and here is the line in the literal conclusion
>This study provides empirical evidence that NFL officiating decisions in high-stakes games
systematically favor the Mahomes-era Kansas City Chiefs, diverging from historical patterns
observed for other dynastic teams.

C O P E
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Im just not gonna masturbate tonight
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>>150907288
I’m aware of the bias of the (not peer reviewed) paper and its retarded conclusion retard.
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>>150907295
Cool. Now post the penalties taken and received by quarter and game situation.
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>>150907295
>not peer-reviewed literal-whos
>perrninial champions of their fantasy league PhD holders with understanding of stats and analyzing stats with
yeah i know who im going with
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>>150907314
Oops! You’re crying about regular season refs again! Your holy grail paper directly refuted the idea of refball benefiting the Chiefs in the regular season. Delete your pic and try again!
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>>150907327
>SEE THEY ONLY GET REF HELP DURING THE POST SEASON THEY MOST IMPORTANT TIME IN FOOTBALL
>CHIEFS ARE NOT REF FAVORITES!
bud is coping hard rn
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>>150907327
>retard thinks I'm the same faggot he's been "debating" for an hour now
kwaqueefsfaggot
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>>150907326
>>150907314
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>>150907314
>Cool. Now post the penalties taken and received by quarter and game situation.
Okay.

>>150907325
He works for the associate press.
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>>150907353
>some retard reporter
>vs PhD holding football nerds
l 0000 l
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>>150907353
(((dubow)))
(((associated press)))
disregarded entirely.
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>>150907341
Sorry retard that’s not really relevant to my post. This is because you’re unironically retarded, can’t read and can’t keep up with simple back and forths.
You cannot use that paper to justify your tears about Chiefs refball and also continue crying about it in the regular season. You can onlg have one.
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>>150907373
>You cannot use that paper to justify your tears about Chiefs refball and also continue crying about it in the regular season. You can onlg have one.
>yes chiefs get refball during pivotal moments in the postseason but that is NOT refball!
> We find that the Mahomes-era Chiefs receive significantly more favorable penalty-related
outcomes in the postseason. Specifically, defensive penalties against the Mahomes-era Chiefs
offense yield 2.36 more yards (p < 0.05), are 23 percentage points more likely to result in a
f
irst down (p < 0.01), and are 28 percentage points more likely to be a subjective penalty
call (p < 0.01) compared to the rest of the NFL in the playoffs. The Mahomes-era Chiefs
postseason effect is also economically significant. For example, we find a 31 percentage point
increase in first downs awarded via penalties in the postseason (from −8 percentage points
in the regular season to +23 percentage points in the playoffs) represents a 388% reversal
relative to the Mahomes-era Chiefs’ regular season baseline effect.
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>>150907383
Jesus Christ you’re so fucking stupid, great reply dude. You continue to be completely malfunctional
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>>150907401
>ad hominin
kwalooooooooooooooooooooooooooser
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>>150907401
where in my post i said anything about the regular season? i simply replied that mahomes gets help because he is a ref baby and we have the data to back it up
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>>150907414
I can’t help you because you literally can’t read
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>>150907440
>allen is a refbaby
>no mahomes is, look how much helps he gets in the post season
>HAHA THE PAPER THAT SAYS MAHOMES IS A REFBABY IN THE POST SEASON SAID HE WAS A REFBABY IN THE POST SEASON
yes, that was the point. thanks for playing.
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>>150907458
Can’t help you sorry, I’ve already tried
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>>150907473
mahomes gets ref help like the ref bab he is in the post sorry, harvard proved it with science and facts
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1993.
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>>150907488
Just remember not to cry about it until the post season!
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>doesnt even try to dispute the fact that mahomes is a ref bab
kek, sanest chiefs fan
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>>150907505
Oh I could, but you’re nowhere near worth the effort
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