>>150907639Don’t post fake news headlines retard, you’re not funny
I missed the previous thread. Can I get a synopsis please?
>>150907660You’re so pathetic
W O W !O W !
>>150907660statmutt schizophrenia
>>150907679Poor guy needs help
>I missed the previous thread where I got blown the fuck out at the end and am still seething about it. Can I please respond to myself explaining why I actually won and start this thread off right? >>150907679Oh look, here we go
>>150907660The usual. Chiefs haters crying about the refs.
>>150907639fake headlines drive traffic to sites that need to go bankrupt
>>150907660Call the Eagles oxygen destroyers, because now the Chiefs are O2
>>150907353>3rd and 13>completely miss his guy>suddenly roughing the passer for free 1st downno but its ok cause>random holding call that doesnt matter see we flag them too!!!
>>150907704
DRUKBROS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOhttps://youtu.be/XyABFHhcbNw?si=-MwAL2zRWpy0VS5v
mina (chargers)
>>150907673>>150907689Damn you guys were on it kek
>>150907704That would make them oxygen creators althoughever
>>150907719That orb thing creeps me the fuck out
>>150907719You need a plunger? Because you only seem to like bringing up old shit.
>>150907719Is Giordano's good?
Heads up from /cfb/ a couple of your schizos got loose and were shitting up our thread earlier today. Please keep the leashed or we will have to shoot them.
>>150907751>we will have to shoot them.Please do.
>>150907746See >>150907719
>>150907756Don’t reply to me, weeb.
>>150907751aww gonna cry faggot. blow me.
>>1509077620-2
>>150907769you owned him
True
>>150907775>him
>>1509077744 > 3
>>1509077960-2, plunger
>>150907729I’m never joking when I say he’s literally retarded. It’s never hard to tell when it’s him and what he’s up to. Now the webm spam begins ofc
what team is this?
>>1509077960. That's how many (You) have. Retard.
>>150907823Profound
>w-webms got me shakin'!kwamuttlover
>>150907796How tf are the Giants that high
>>150907842They had Lawrence Taylor and Eli Manning
>>150907723Based
>>150907839ugh.... can you like not post that? it makes statmutt's false idol look bad
Remember Temujin is a woman!
>>150907839>>150907849dammit, thought I had these all named "da flu" on my alternate devices. shit.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
>>150907775Her, actually.
The most hype I’ve ever been as a Chiefs fan was when they marched into Baltimore in the AFCCG as massive underdogs and immediately stunned the world and set the tone.
>>150907839Why did he throw it to the wrong team?Wow he sucks
>>150907878>here's what some blacks did on my TV while I sat and clapped like a good goy.
>>150907813Damn right again. Is it the Kiwi?
>>150907876surprised they didn't throw a flag since he look at the mutt after cucking his pass.
>>150907896Kelce is white though
>>150907878>stunned the world
>>150907878>posts a clip of him getting bailed out by kelcecurious
>>150907906Yes. >>150907918Yep, that’s what happened. Continue your melty. Chiefs fans can post webms too!
>>150907913no. he surely is not. taytay is into the dark meat nowadays. wants to be a (((role model))) for young White girls.
>i post HOFer webms>seething packtard comes in and posts MUHHHH GODLOVE N SHEEEEIT webms for an hour>i post da flu webms>seething queefsfag comes in and posts YEAH BUT webms for an hourkek
Please Lord almighty, let the Bears dunk on demand Girlz
>>150907815dem girlz
>>150907957You’re spamming webms because you got ass raped in the previous thread. This is what you always do when you get blown out, you have a massive melty and cry for entire threads. Whole reason you’re permabanned
>>150907815Panthers
>>150907962Caleb sucks, Otto.
>>150907975>You’re spamming webmsAm I? Oh, jeez, you better write the admins and tell them! Quick!>permabannedAgain, Am I? Webm Derangement Syndrome in full swing tonight.
Pow! Defense!
>>150907639>It's Over editionit's over for the niggles
>he thinks posting the queefs blowing out >black qbs somehow effects uskek
trip on, grim
>>150907992Keep acting like I don’t know who you are when I’ve predicted literally everything you’re doing in this thread right before you started doing it, because you are a dumbass retard on an NPC script who’s been doing the same thing every night for years
>>150908009You're still going on about it all being the same guy? God damn man, get your shit together.
>>150908009Holy fucking mindbroken. It's just a webm, little man. It's been 3 years. Get over it.
new idea. make the season 34 games long but teams play twice a week
>>150907932Holding everywhere LOL
>>150908009NTAi have no idea what's going on just putting another quarter in youdance monkey dance
>>150908031The whole general knows, Temujin. He gets exposed constantly and I am literally able to predict his posts. Try not to be the only retard who isn’t Kiwihttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150830650/#q150832196
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xiFnM4OWHyA
>>150908002Dude got so booty blasted he stopped using his tripKEK
>>150908009Schizo hours
>4plebs again>i-i swear he's the same person!kwamuttlover
>>150908009Schizo Alert
>>150908058How much would you being willing to stake that it's him posting right now?
>>150908072Melt down about it all night exactly as I said you would. I actually have a life and am off.
>sunday night football>winless teams
>>150908088>kangz/fail-cons last week toothis is the NFL finally punishing tirico for raping those women all those years ago and cuck cuckingsworth being a QB dick sucker.
>>150908088Big market teams like the Giants always get primetime games. The methheads of Kansas City should be grateful they get a night in the spotlight.
>>150908081It’s way past the point o betting on it like it’s speculative. Catch up or don’t, everyone else knows.
>queefs on at nightWell, at least scott hanson won't be sucking muttcock for SEVEN HOURS OF FOOTBALL tomorrow.
>>150908104>everyone knows, and everyone LOVES meSCHIZOCHIZO
>>150907815Bears : (
>>150908058Remember when you were begging him to "expose the detoilet fan"?KEKSchizo
This is like in jaws when the tiger shark gets caught and everyone's like "hey, we got him" and Bruce is still out there swimming away and eats a bunch of people. The muttlover just got dabbed on hard tonight.
>>150908137No, I don’t, because that wasn’t me. I do know exactly who you are though and why you have this screencap. Literal retard!
Predict hurts’ stat line tomorrow:7/19 86 yds 1td41 rushing 1tdEagles win 37-16
>>150908104You sure?Are you sure it's not me right now instead?Take a look at the filename, and realize how easy it is for ANYONE to play you like a fiddlehttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/1702255852101108.webm/image/KG3sv7DRC6JAKCS1XNMkqw/
>>150908137I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he's a Lionsfag! I knew it was after they beat the Chiefs. A prime time loss. As if I could ever forget that. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot Anonymous to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. Those webms! Are you telling me that a man just happens to save those videos? No! He orchestrated it! Anon! Mahomes had the flu! And I argued with him! And I shouldn't have. I showed him my statistics! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since Week 1, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the (You) drawer! But not our Anon! Couldn't be precious Anon! Stealing them blind! And he gets to (You)s!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You have to...
>>150908143> I do know exactly who you are thoughTell me us then, Schizo
grim please put the trip on
>>150908149Yes I’m sure. I don’t look at file names. I’m sure you post webms as well but you are not this guy >>150907660>>150907679>>150907839>>150907949I can’t emphasize enough that this isn’t some debate. It’s clear who he is, he’s been doing this literally every fucking night for a year. I am not the only one who calls him out on it either, I often come back to the general to seem having his nightly melty and calling people schizos, and just leave.
>>150908157It's GrimmAnd he won't because we mindbroke him
I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he's the guy who posts the /tv/ images! I knew it was after he posted that gif. Making fun of my Chiefs. As if I could ever forget that. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot Anonymous to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. Those webms! Are you telling me that a man just happens to save those videos? No! He orchestrated it! Anon! Mahomes had the flu! And I argued with him! And I shouldn't have. I showed him my statistics! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since Week 1, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the (You) drawer! But not our Anon! Couldn't be precious Anon! Stealing them blind! And he gets (You)s!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-
>>150908151lel
>>150908151kek
>>150908171>it's clear who he is>evenly split (You)sPFFFTTTTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150908171SCHIZO ALERT
>>150908188weirdly enough >I am not any of those posts...
>>150908188As I said, I’m sure you post webms too. This is a lame attempt at a gotcha.
>>150908171Meds Now
>>150908202You seemed so confident earlier though?
Waking up to my Panthers going 1-2 and Legette with 200 yardsI don't care if the season ends up being a rebuild season instead of a dogfight Wildcard exit but we *need* to beat the Falcons. I'm tired of the shit talking when their QB is Micro Penis Jr.If we can almost beat the Cardinals after being down 3 scores the entire game we should be competitive the whole time Week 3. Show some fucking fight Bryce Young.
>>150907639do any current coaches vape?
??
>>150908212Yes, I am completely confident, and you’re fucking retarded that you can’t figure it out. The entire fucking board knows.
This is the timeline where the Chiefs start 0-3
Mods save me!
>>150908237>Literally just got proven wrong>"I am completely confident"(lol
>eagles rams @ 1pm>broncos chargers @ 4pmat least 1 promising game in each slot, hopefully some entertaining surprised tomorrow
>>150908237
lol
>>150908265I was not “proven wrong” dumb fuck, I literally said I’m sure your posting webms. You are a useful idiot aiding and abetting him, I am fully aware. I don’t care which posts are you hiding with your trip off and which are him. It doesn’t change the fact of his pathetic existence itt, or the fact that it’s going exactly as I predicted at the top because I and everyone else but you knows who he is.Let me know when you find an American that uses kiwi slang dipshit. Apparently that’s not proof enough for someone as stupid as you.
AHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
There are other teams in this league besides the Kansas City Chiefs, you know
>>150908286Bro's having a patty lmao
>>150908286You are truly mindbroken.KEK
>>150908312This is your entire life.
Hot take: Burrow is too skinny and needs to fatten up to absorb impacts.
You now remember when the playoff bound Texans randomly lost to 2-8 Will Levis last year.
>>150908339cocksucker looks like my accountant.
>>150908327They pay me well to gangstalk you
>>150908344I remember when this general thought Will Levis was not a bust
>>150908344they weren't the only ones...
>>150908308Being the sidecart useful idiot of a literal retard is where you rank, just remember that.
so which are the must watch games today?
>>150908339Hot take: Drafting Chase was a mistake
>I just read this thread. It is the weekend schizo hours.Why are Chiefs haters like this.
>>150908358Sprog havin' a wobbly?
>>150908352Holy cow forgot about that game, I sat and watched the whole thing too I think my brain just tried to erase it.>>150908351Ngl I was one, after I saw this statline 2 years ago I was like welp heres the second coming
>>150908377Weirdly enough, i didn't hate the queefs when i started interacting with their legacy fanbase, it was the faggots that flooded in because muhhh owls and the zogbot whore that made me start my mission of endless seethe.
>>150908377boredom
I miss Jon Grudenhttps://youtu.be/GghSvAPjSaYhttps://youtu.be/oad6g92HbNk
>>150908188>Me, seeing proof that the Kiwi switches flags:>*discreetly slides in a few webms among the spam*>Oh you think it’s all him? Well look at this, it was actually me in disguise a few times? Where’s your proof now??Most honorable Raiders fan
>>150908377Shut the fuck up, Pekora.
>>150908408He thinks it’s bantz and it’s a Raiders ganging up with someone on the Chiefs thing, I keep explaining as helpfully posted here >>150908230 it’s not about teams, the retard literally makes every thread about the Chiefs which as >>150908307 points out, should not be ideal to anyone. Let alone a Raiders fan. But I actually think at this point it’s not all bantz and he’s just as retarded and actually can’t see what’s going on.
SCHIZOCHIZO
>>150908397>I started hating the Chiefs after they started beating my team's asschecks out
>you're a broncos fan I swear!>ok, fine, but you're certainly a raiders fan!>ok, fine, but you're certainly a chargers fan!>ok, fine, but you're certainly a pats fan!>ok, fine, but you're certainly a 9ers fan!>ok, fine, but you're certainly a colts fan!>ok, fine, but you're certainly a buccs fan!>ok, fine, but you're certainly a broncos fan!>ok, fine, but you're certainly a raiders fan!>ok, fine, but you're certainly a pats fan!>ok, fine, but you're certainly a broncos fan!>ok, fine, but you're certainly a eagles fan!>ok, fine, but you're certainly a kiwi poster using 19 devices!kwab
>>150908481Nah, >my team has never lost to the queefs.
>>150908209What you don't know so the others are all samefag. You just got caught in the crossfire.
>>150908491>>ok, fine, but you're certainly a kiwi poster using 19 devices!I was the one claiming he used multiple devices, that was before I realized it was the kiwi on a VPN, or just how pathetic the dude really is. I initially just pictured some Detoilet boomer with his phone by his laptop sitting on a TV tray by his TV dinner, in reality it’s a guy who got permabanned because he just won’t stop spamming the general and being a fucking retard. So he uses a VPN to continue his spam and enjoys using multiple flags to seem even less like one retarded loser, which he can’t really do because he’s so retarded that he gives himself away every time. Stink as!
>>150908567Did you write the essay?
>>150908344Bros who do you think is going to win in Texans v Jaguars? I have a few bets on that game and all the analysts are basically split and everyone thinks the game will be close either way. So who does /sp/ think will win?
>>150908587Yes lol. To be clear it was mainly a bit, I thought it would be funny to post a whole ass essay about it. But everything in it was true. I actually didn’t realize how true until after, at the time that I wrote it I only suspected the Kiwi. Since then it’s become perfectly clear. I could be way more damning in a sequel.
>>150908567>permabannedi did? Weird. Don't remember that. Anyways, here is an NFL RELEVANT POST.
>>150908339He weighs over 200 pounds
Why are Chiefs fans so bratty?
>>150908674Typical youngest child behavior, honestly.
all dolphins had to do was replace Tua with a decent qb
>>150907657This
>>150907796Eagles have 2 now, you seething midwest corn munching faggot lol
>>150908781The problem with replacing Tua is that he's just good enough to trick you into thinking you can win with him. When you think you have a starter it can be hard to move on because it can always get worse. A bad quarterback can basically kill your career.
>>150908370I'd take an elite LT over an elite WR any day of the week.
>>150907660Basically 7th chords are still kind of cool but they're also a crutch used by people who don't know enough theory and/or don't have a good ear
>>150908867Good thing the image specifies the relevant dates
Which NFL team would be the ideal choice for a person who hates the army, hates soldiers, hates the navy, hates the air force, hates all branches of the military and wants the most anti-military team of all?
>>150908003>>150908053Mahomes>whiney bitch>mutt>brother is a cunt >dad is an alcoholic >wife is a whore He is a stain on football
>>150908915Well that would be the most effeminate faggot reddit team, so probably the Eagles
>>150908598I think JasgTexans have looked stuck in the mud and theyre coming off a tough home loss
>>150908621>>150908491You have to come back
>>150908933Thank you!
>>150908902Yeah but you chose it on purpose
>>150908929Do you have any evidence?What are the reasons why the Eagles are the anti-military, anti-army team I'm looking for?
>>150908951Most of the stars refused the traditional visit White House after winning the super bowl last season. Saquon Barkley also declined the honor of being hand picked to serve on the President’s Council on Sports, Fitness, and Nutrition. They’re anti-American reddit faggots
>>150907796>Bills went 4 times in a row and lost every oneIs it finally their year?
>>150908972The more anti-US someone is, the better in my opinion.Only idiots respect soldiers.
Which NFL players REFUSE to live in the city, or even the state, that their team plays in?
>>150908988your country was dominated by Metallica and the Barney Theme song.
>>150908943Happy?
Found this new webm and I wanna post it, so I'm gonna.
>>150908915If you go off city/state it's either the Dolphins or the Seahawks.Miami is gay as shit.Seattle is the heart of tranny-tifa.Rams and chorgers are honorable mentions since LA is inherently gay.49ers are from the gayest city in the country by far, but the football fans there tend to be old stock working class from before the faggotry took over.This pussy >>150908929 is either a chiefs or cuckboys fan and can be safely ignored.
>>150909039I’m a……… Falcons fan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9u99bUY0j4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l44mzQBDWnc
>>150909012Yes thank you
>>150909036NOOOOOO flag on!!
>>150909063God dammit, I love AI.
>>150909069See >>150908933Your people are tired of you being an Ameriboo and embarrassing them. Go back.
>>150909094Write an essay mutt kek
>>150909055Oh you're black
>>150909099anyone have a copy of this fag's diatribe? I'm halfway curious what was written about me in it.
>>150909099You are a guest here and you have been a very bad one. We would like you to leave. >>150891379
>>150909119Something like this
>>150909119I’m not the one who wrote the essay. You dropped your flag btw
>>150909136>You>flagOh, sweetie. Let it go.
>>150909140>>150891379
>>150909119Search “mega” in 4plebs and you should find it. It’s a pdf. Actually entertaining. I would skip the weird greentexted section with Temujin about the phone screenshot or whatever
>>150909148>>>/lgbt/just go home already. ffs.
>>150909119Here's the original post. You can find it in the 4plebs archives I'm assuming the link still works. I never actually read it kek I just thought it was hilarious I had such a a dedicated schizo
>>150909177It’s not one guy. You know this. You’re the only schizo here
>>150909217Look up a bit the text of his pic in 4plebs and you’ll find the link
https://mega.nz/file/asIwFbxA#LIfWIwV5OUdX_1fqEvzT8dhJJp8GcJBnx3WqYhIpfN4That's the link
Please redirect your autism to your own country’s sports. Thank you
>>150909132whats the context
Sad. After a quick scan, I didn't make the cut. Sad. Anyways, here's some more.
tush push merchant
>>150909283It’s 5000 words
>>150909296It’s the Kiwi trying to put distance between himself and the webm spam by pretending to be the “American” webm spammer who doesn’t “see himself” mentioned in the essay
>>150909334Mind. Broken.>>150909296like I said, "scanned". I really don't care, but it's funny to see him lose his shit after 3 years of fucking with him.
>>150909349You can’t “scan” 5000 words in that amount of time. You had your planned response to yourself ready as soon as the link was posted. Retard
>>150909369Oh, yeah. Fuckin' weirdo. My fuck did those webms do some damage over 3 years.
>>150909403Lol. Nobody cares about your webms retard, we’re just tired of you. You aren’t hurting anybody with your dumb webm folder lmao
WE'RE LOSING RECIPES
>>150909488>he said, still replying.
>>150909519*replies again**gently nuzzles you*Wat do?
GO LOUIE GO LOUIE
>>150909539Don’t ignore me. Are you too mad to cuddle?
Gm lads. We feastin' friskily tonight.
>>150909590Oh lawd he comin
>>150909610Tf timmy gon do when the Tardgang rolls into town?
>>150907995Who is J. Stafford?
>>150909622I think your gang needs a better name
>>150909632>timmy reply
>>1509092881 yard rushing touchdowns are nothing to be proud of though... I guess it's no surprise the whole list is black.
>>150909624John Matthew Stafford is his legal name
Da flu webms are boring and repetitive.
>>150908899Even secondary dominant chords? What chords do you recommend?
>>150907675>0-2KWAB
Free my nigga Mike McDanielHe's too good for Tua
>>150907675He's looked completely pedestrian for the past 2 seasons and this year's not looking any different
>>150909132Ugly, dysgneic bitch with horrible physiognomy. Idk who this whore is or what she is on about, but I am automatically 100% against her based on her appearance's betrayal of her ugly heart
i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
I need a Mahomes related file name for this as soon ASAP pronto
>>150908991Not possible. You have to show up at the facility every day
>>150909906So? I have to be at work at 5:15am every day and I drive an hour to get there because I don't want to live in beanerville
a webm a day keeps da flu away
With a victory today in Philadelphia, the Rams spiritually win the 2025 Super Bowl.
>>150907639>google Mike McDaniels>Just a bunch of fake "HES FIRED" headlines why is nu internet like this
>>150909875>when Mahomes has a bad dream
>>150909283Hey that's the webm I made
>>150909875>holding, the entire KC offensive line
>>150910154Rams are losing by at least 2 scores tho
>>150910177>googlethere's your problem
>>150910177>>>/g/106653185
Brittany Mahomes has sex with dogs
>>150907657 the Jason Garrett of the AFC.
>>150907864Me on the left. I buttraped the guy on the right in his car after the game
Mr Unliiiiiimiiiiited
>>150910335No.
>>150909802He sent the former and current league MVPs, Lamar and Allen, home crying in the playoffs. Even at his worst he's still better than his peers at their best.
>>150909288>>150909712And they wonder why people call Josh Allen DEI
>>150910307And Patrick watches
Everyone thinks taking the Rams over the Eagles is the sexy, smart pick this week. As a Rams fan this worries me. Fuck me of Saquon kills us again
Gonna find out who actually wins the AFCW soon
how do I get a woman to love me like how jordan loves bill?
>>150910692it's cute how you think we're no longer a threat
>>150910718The Coofs are a joke lmao, a fucking clown show
>>150910725kiss the rings
>>150910754And that'll be all he gets
>>150909288>do tush push regularly for 3 season, effectively>no team has developed a way to stop it
>>150910802>haha, only 3 rings, loserholy cope
>>150910832because it can't be stopped hence why it should be banned
>>150910718>Brady retires>Chiefs go bragging about how they have more championship rings compared to other teams that have been to the Superbowl and lostclassy
>>150910697>forced brady out just for him to win a ring with the bucs proving he was a brady baby the whole time >sucked ass at drafting leaving the pats with a shit roster >forced to retire from the pats>tries to get another HC job but doesn't get one because he demands GM control >goes to college >gets embarrassed each week holy shit he really tanked his reputation hard and fast
>0-2Russ dunking on your Swifties tomorrow would be hilarious
>>150910868Other teams could copy it banning a play because 1 team figured out how to effectively use it, feels like an unfair ruling to target a specific team
Chiefs win spee loses
Honestly rank your top 10 QB’s of your lifetime using only the eye test ; 1.) Brady 2.) Manning 3.) Mutthomes4.) Rodgers5.) Stafford 6.) Brees 7.) Josh Allen 8.) Roethslirapist9.) Russell Wilson 10.) Lamar
>>150909937Kek sounds kinda shit bro
>>150911611John Elway >>>> anyone else.
>>150911611you forgot 1 manning brother
>>150911773Born in 96’ and have no memory of Elway. Thats my dad’s favorite though>>150911977No I didn’t. I would take Burrow, Vick, maybe even McNaab over Eli. I still would take him over more elite QB’s that were playoff chokers (Rivers, Romo), but Eli wasn’t a special talent or anything like that at the NfL level
>>150912113>Vick>better than Eli
>>150912208Who are you kicking out of my list to put in Eli Gump?
>>150911611On eye test none of these would make my top tier1.) Brady (eye test: Kirk Cousins)2.) Manning (eye test: some goofball)3.) Mutthomes (young Mahomes was up there with Jordan but he's been looking mediocre for several years now)7.) Josh Allen (he's what everyone's wildest dream of what Tebow could have been if Tebow was elite, but I have high standards, so just a B+/A- for me)8.) Roethslirapist (eye test: Blaine Gabbert tier)9.) Russell Wilson (peak RW would be B+/A-, again I have high standards)10.) Lamar (Daniel Jones tier)
>>150910718Queefs won't even make the playoffs without refballIt's literally over
>>150912113Eli maybe wasn't on Brady or Peyton's level as a QB, but he surely was better than Josh Allen, Stafford and Lamar
>>150912113Your dad clearly knows ball if he rates Elway
it's unironically over
why are they like this?
>>150912533>thinking about reddit againJust stop, anon
>>150912533he has a wife, and she yells at him for being excited once a week at the TVwhy else do you think he's like this
>>150912592I'd be pissed if my significant other was screaming every 10 seconds for hours straight
broncos country, lets ri- ah shit wrong team
>>150912632It's once a week, and they're your partner. You can deal with it, or leave the house for a few hours.It really isn't that hard
>>150912533Giants-Chiefs>4th quarter>20-20no way
>>150912447He’s been a Broncos fan since the early 80’s. These days he’s pretty fair weather though, mostly just watches the Dodgers.
whos the biggest coon in the league and whos the biggest wigger
>>150912758You're right, it's more like 13 KC- 20 NYGthen its what the post said but KC throws two touchdowns in the 4th
>>150912466All the Chiefs googling where to stomp on Andrew Thomas' foot
>>150912813Kelce is the most high profile WiggerMost high profile coon, was pretty sure it just meant ugly black guy and Lamar was first to pop in my headBut decided to Google the term since I wasn't 100% on it>A coon is a black guy who worships white girls and does not like his own race. A black guy who doesn't/barely claims being blackRussell Wilson immediately popped in my head
they're fucking, aren't they?
>>150912813>coonDak or Russ>wigger Maxx Crosby
Where are fans safely NFL live stream games live today?I’m trying to watch NFL games live today, but most I find either don’t work or are full of annoying ads. For fans following the 2025 season, which live stream options are actually safe and reliable? Any recommendations for watching the games online without interruptions would be really helpful.
>>150913192Sunday TicketStop being poor
>>150913130By he's a packer did she mean he's packing 15 inches that she loved swallowing or did she mean she loved the ass pounding he gave her doggy style as she was all OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Today is the day lads!! Enjoy it. Savor it. We will be without the shitty Detoilet fans and that Kiwi Ravens schizo retard.
>>150913130Look how sexy his thighs are in those bright yellow tights. Who wouldn't want to between those thighs?
>>150913297Calm down, Caleb
>>150913246what music is he listening to?
>>150913105>>150913133i was thinking russ too. i thought kelce wyboi maxxed after meeting taylor swift
The 0-2 Kansas City Chiefs
>>150913215$85/month, you can't figure out how to stream it for free and do something more responsible with the $85/month?
>>150913130Love is a sexy dude ngl. She'd be lucky.
>>150911611TJ Yates
>>150913414That would be a cute couple. Tall handsome Love holding hands with short and spunky Caleb in his little pink mini skirt, no panties, spanked red bottom peeking out
>>150912421>Eli maybe wasn't on Brady or Peyton's level as a QB, but he surely was better than Josh AllenLMFAO
>>150913644jesus christ I'm trying to eat
>>150913416Tchaikovsky, obviously
>>150913701Get a side table or something then your boner won't keep knocking your plate out of your lap
>>1509136442zesty4me
>>150913786Dance of the sugar plum fairy I hope
Good morning belovedsI hope your team win today (except if youre a giants or chagers fan)
Time to put this league on notice
>>150913644>tfw no spunky Caleb bf Why even live
I can't wait for my teams bye week. It will be the first time this season they don't lose.
>>150914615Chiefsbros...
>>150912421actual retard lol, eli was joe flacco tier
>>150913644GODleb is a domtop.
>>150914926Eli has 2 SB wins over TB12
>>150912466Why is he the only good lineman they've drafted in forever?
>>150911611If going by eye test, #1 would easily be Aaron Rodgers. I'd have to mull over the last 9, although Mahomes, Josh Allen, Lamar, Peyton, and Brees would be in there somewhere.
>no bills game:(go buncos and bucs then.
>>150915397flag on kiwi
>>150915444kiwi is a gayvens fan
>>1509116111)Lamar2)everybody else
Can't wait for the queefs to go 0-3 this week and pop up on everyone's rankings around the 14-16 spot
who’s the biggest faggot in the league?
>>150915466Me
>>150915466Travis Kelce
>>150915466Mike Vrabel
hope all youse have the balls to make this pick, we're going to see a wobbly bobbly melty unlike any other tonight
This game is going to bury gayleb
Bears find way
>>150915466Josh Allen
>>150915544The Chiefs lost by a combined 9 points to two of the best teams in the league and that was without their two best WRs. You faggots are going to be so fucking mad when reality hits you that they aren't a bad team like you dream about them being. The rest of this season will be /NFL/'s KWABenning.
>>150915586GODleb has actually been playing well though. I don't see him folding against the Cowboys.
>>150915607kek you've wasted years spamming a folder you fucking loser KWAB
>>150915466Goodell
>>150915628I'm not even the statmutt. I just have basic common sense and don't let my emotions form my opinions for me.
>>150915594based
>>150915607The iggles arent looking too good desu, their win against dallas wasnt exactly convincing
I'm a homosexual who roots for the Vikings
>>150915738that doesn't narrow it down
LETS GO BANGLESLETS GO JB6
>>150915544>>150915586NOTHING TO SEE HERE, YOU'RE A SCHIZO FOR POINTING OUT PATTERNS
>>150915464
>>150915674Your bussy isn't looking too good after I was there last night
>>150915674>let me tell you why the ravens loss was a win>let me tell you why the eagles ( defending champions, 2-0) win was a loss
redzone today :)
Arch Manning is quickly reaching lolcow tiers
How do I get my girlfriend to watch 6 hours of football with me when she wants to go to her friend's funeral
>>150915738Could have just said you're a Vikings fan
>>150915827Use AI to generate a call of her friend talking shit about her.
>>150915821you accidentally posted him scoring a td and taking a 14 point lead
boy, I sure can’t wait to watch carson wentz play today!
>>150915827tell her the funeral has no money line or pick'ems on draft kings, why even bother going?
>>150915827anon are you retarded? go with her, this is the sort of thing women will hold against you for the rest of your life. You don't have to give a shit but you're not thinking ahead, watching the bears lose isnt worth it
Wow, the chiefs fucking suck.looks like they were frauds the whole time.Figures
>>150915466Mahomes sometimes gives off a weird vibe, either because he's zesty or because he's the whitest black player in the NFL
KWABleb Williams lmao
>>150915848Imagine thinking getting that gassed up for scoring on the local middle school is a good look, especially in light of his performances this season.
>>15091582118 of 21 for 309 yards and 3 tuds
Whether it’s football, or men, Caleb Williams favorite part is the sack
>>150915932I will apologize if he can manage to not look like shit against Florida and Oklahoma.
>>150915738This except I’m actually gay and not just memeing.
Caleb Williams and Tyson Bagent are in a sexual relationship. Caleb demanded he get that new contract to secure his bussy.
>>150915908no you're right what a lolcow lamo xD
>>150915932I beat my 5 year old daughter 21 to 0 in basketball yesterday. Where is my NBA contract?
>>150915951Listen, i dont watch cfb, im sure he sucks as much ad people say he does. But this is not the week to call him a clown
>>150915978you only scored 21 points?
I'm all in on Arch again
>>150915966So what? I'm sick of the homophobia here! Caleb can fuck his backup QB and Head Coach if he wants to.
After today >we are going to be 3-0 and then all of you n-words are gonna be on notice >:]
>>150915875Don't listen to this homo. Whores are temporary. Football is forever.
Caleb molests his entire offensive line in the shower
For real, what’s the deal with them?
What games are you gonna watch?My lolphins played on Thursdays I will watch Iggles game and after that hopefully watch dem Girlz loseI usually watch red zone. I don't think that red zone is real football
My shitty panthers play today bros
>>150909827Yjk…Caleb is a bust
>>150916094My shitty panthers and then the 49ers and cards game and then SNF desu
>>150916085You only get one life. He wants to spend the end of his fucking a nice young tight wet hole for as long as possible. I think Belichek is a POS but I understand this perfectly
>>150916085I dont know. The whole thing is just a disgrace. Imagine bringing your gf to your place of business to just… hang around. Your coworkers would think you’re a fucking lunatic
>>150915821I hope for him that he makes it in the NFL, but I feel that he's getting exposed on his first drive. maybe being drilled by a DE. He'll lose his confidence, and he'll fall apart.
>>150916085She fucks and sucks him like a pornstar, which has completely ceded control of his primary brain function to her.
>>15091612049ers is a good choice. Both are 2-0
>>150916085I think he should earn the right to bring his slam piece to the office just like the rest of us
>lions vs ravensWho ya gotIs the Ravens D still shit?
Damn. Should I just watch RedZone? The only game that will be on TV for the noon slot is the Raiders game
>>150916188Yes
>>150916177Ravens by 2+ TDs
>>150916085Shes fucking S tier in bed with no inhibitions so he spends his final days trading his wealth and legacy for happily doing whatever the fuck he wants and dumping load after Viagra enhanced load into her
Y'all see that IU game last night Fucking hilarious
>>150916094Broncos ChargersChiefs GiantsRavens LionsThe thinking man slot
>>150916148she's hanging out with the team in the locker room toofucking weird
>>150916240>Big man tiny dog S-tier confidence aesthetic
>>150916215Is Mendoza a top 10 QB as soon as he is drafted?
>>150916275Hes probably worried all the time about stepping or sitting on him
>Chicago vs. Dallaswho will win?
>>150916309dallas but it would be funny if the burrs won
>>150916085its disgusting
It's gonna be another ugly Sunday for whoever faces the Eagles
>>150915821He didn't even truck anyone lmao
>>150916282If he plays the whole season like that I think so
>>150916085I'm happy for Bill, getting a young piece of ass.But Bill either stopped giving a fuck, or he's legitimately unaware on how unprofessional his behavior is, having his girl around him during games.
why does bill's son look like an albino black guy?
WE DEM BOYZ
>>150916309Deandre Swift is gonna play so the Dallas gonna winHes a disgrace to the Swift family
The Giants will beat the Chiefs.
>jake browning is STILL seething about being cut from the Kangz 6 years agokwab, this is literally his super bowl.
>>150916094redzone chads
>>150916445thankfully he's Bills kid. He looks like he should be driving trucks out of Philly
>>150916271she is a succubus making sure her victim stays under he spell
>>150916445Here we go with the nigcel cuck fantasies. Pathetic
Am I the only one here who's actually played organized tackle football before?Like half of the comments I've seen in this general are so obviously written by non-athletes that it's almost humorous.When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity football team) I would get a full-on sprint going and clock the shit outta whoever had the ball. My coaches called me "speedhawk" as a nickname caus I had such a nose for the football and for those three seasons I was considered the most feared safety in our conference. Senior year I led my team to the state semifinals only to get fucked over by the refs in the 4th but that's another conversationSo, yeah. I hope yall can understand why I feel like their's such a big disconnect between myself and your typical /sp/artan. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol
>>150916550
>>150916550You don’t know ball
>>150916550spoken like a retard who peaked in pop warnerball
>>150916550kek, this bitch had balls on his nose
woke up a bit stuffy today..... AHHH AHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>150916550You’re not allowed to admit you’ve ever even seen the sun on 4chan. I remember some guy said he went to the batting cages earlier that day once in /mlb/ and some sperg through a fit for hours about it calling him a liar and a bragger.
>>150916465Jake Browning is better than any of the Vikings QBs
>>150916550>My coaches called me "speedhawk" as a nickname caus I had such a nose for the footballCringe and untrue
>>150916620he really isn't.
>>150916620Nuh uh
>>150916557>>150916563>>150916564>>150916568t. non ball players>>150916610god, I have to find a better place to talk about football
>>150916588>OOOOOOOOOOOOPER
>>150916649have you tried yahoo sports?
>>150916641He's definitely better than McFarty and mindbroken Wentz
>>150916673>y-yeah butno, he really isn't.
>>150916550I was born with a bad Achilles tendon and never played sports
>>150916673no
>>150916672why would a chocolate drink have a sports forum?
>>150916692Yeah he really is, Viqueer.
>>150916708No, he really isn't, seething retard on a sports board.
>>150916701its where all the OG oldnet fags hang out for ball lol
>>150916550>played organized tackle footballcalling others non-athletesaudible kek
>>150916716Yes, he really is. You still mad about this or something?
>>150916695If you were born in 450BC Sparta, they would have thrown you off the walls.
>>150916751>u mad about what was on TV a few years ago o-or something?No, I really isn't and he really isn't. Yawn. You're boring.
dem boyz gonna finna boutta win da owl
Why do they have two 0-2 shitters on for SNF?
>>150916753If I was born at any time in history outside of the past ~40 years, I'd have died before the age of 10
My vikies are getting good players back today
>>150916772Im right, you're wrong and gay. You will realize today.
>>150916822Because it's Mr Unliiiiiimiiiiited vs the queefs
>>150916837>n-no uYawn
>>150916813So we can all laugh at the Chiefs when Taylor Swift's fiancee fucks up again
>>150916751Is the Bengos O-line under performing or are they simply outmatched against their last few game's D-lines?
bakey makey
Why did they give Pooa such a large contract again?
Reminder that the Vikings ditched Sam Darnold, who was playing like a top 10 QB and won 14 games for them to start an unproven rookie at QB. Now their championship window is going to be wasted.
how the FUCK is this fair to us?
>>150916877QB market is ludicrous.
>>150916753>450BCI wish the thirty years peace would have held.
>>150916877he did have his best season and the first season he played every game. still, they should have waited another year
I just hope my panthers can win at home against the falcons desu!
>>150916936Why?
>>150916857Your reckoning is coming
is she watching today?
>>150916898Just make a burner twitter account lil bro
>>150916949Damn Mina walled hard
>>150916936They won't :)
>>150916949That's literally me
>>150916949Cute Chargers>Rams
Can we stop trying to push our sport on the euros? They clearly don’t care except for a niche fanbase.
>>150916946Because I love my panthers :) >>150916969Shut up butthead
>>150916550You are insanely gay. You are not special or unique because you played sports in hs
>>150916992>we
>>150907657This right here is truth...
My Browns :)
>>150916992There are more fans than you think, but yeah, who gives a fuck about these yurop games.
jannie/mod how did Op get away with posting this fake headline on /sp/orts this cant becomes a trend
>>150916649sounds like reddit is more your speed
>>150916898>Vikings originated in Europe>get mad when they return to Europemake it make sense
>>150917077Reddit does have better football discussion
Luv me skins
>>150917089true, but i can't act like a retard or false flagger because people can see my post history
>>150916550Played varsity for Arizona state desu. 4 years as WR for my high school in Scottsdale before. Hence I can tell you dont know ball
>>150917104you dont have a qb1 again
>>150916880Didn't they ditch Case Keenum after he had a really good season too a while back?
>>150917116Still luv me niggis
>>150917055They should just focus on Mexico and Australia / Oceania if they want to do the international game shit
>>150916094>other Germ is a lolphins fanLmao should of picked the berb
>>150916898If they are playing two int games, it makes sense so they don't have to keep flying back and forth and fuck up their internal clocks
>>150916880did you see Sam Darnold in the playoffs...he was terrible
>>150916992>weit's the globalists trying to make nations into one subservient conglomerate.
Shit teams
>>150917149I dont believe you anon i believe your love laid on the commanders winning games
new >>150917200>>150917200
>>150917187my Chief cant go 0-3
>>150910654I've seen more Philly picks than LA
Am I the only one here who's actually played organized tackle football before?Like half of the comments I've seen in this general are so obviously written by non-athletes that it's almost humorous.When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity football team) I would get a full-on sprint going and truck the shit outta whoever got in my way. My coaches called me "gopher" as a nickname caus I had such a nose for holes and for those three seasons I was considered the most feared running back in our conference. Senior year I led my team to the state semifinals only to get fucked over by the refs in the 4th but that's another conversationSo, yeah. I hope yall can understand why I feel like their's such a big disconnect between myself and your typical /sp/artan. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol
>>150917085Vikings originated in Scandinavia. They sailed along the British and Irish coast to capture prisoners to sell as slavesIt's actually very problematic
>>150917229Why not?
Ninety minutes till Jake takes his revenge
>>150916898the jaguars did this a season or two ago but had a bye in between
>>150910697Be rich, on the verge of death and work a stressful job
