Kings Edition /hoc/vious: >>150890019
thank god good teams play tomorrow
gary is growing the game on planet retard
>>150904850how much longer until he hosts an exhibition game there?
oh i see, minn D is a pathway to pwhl
>>150904827Good guys won today
what game we watching tomorrow flameschads? can't watch em both at the same time that would be insane
>>150904827>>150904827>>150904827
>>150904861we're working with his interns to set the date
>tfw no Saturday night bar edish
>>150904874okay now this is based
>>150904866always has been, all the Minnesota schools
should i start watching the O
>>150904874
nOhaha
>>150904888checked>>150904900FLO only gets a selection of O league, like opening week, for example, you need CHL.tv if you want O and W leagues
>>150904900yes. for me it's the brapton steelies
>>150904872These same time scrimmages piss me off.
Does anyone collect hockey trading cards? I just bought my first hobby box the other day and I had a lot of fun opening the cards. I don’t really know what to do now know other than get more of them to fill out my team. A lot of the things I read about or watch on YouTube are about financial motivations for buying certain packs or cards and that seems really jewish and gay to me. It is a terrible idea to collect cards for financial reasons. I just want to make a binder with my team that I can fill out every year of my life. I like the Parkhurst cards the best.
>>150904941maybe gary will sync the whistles so that when the play is blown down for one game the other game will resume
>>150904872What happens if I watch both of them at the same time?
>>150904954buy magic: the gathering cards instead and play the game.
>>150904976if you do this, you will explode
>>150904861there's so much space radiation that we could send einstein in a spaceship and he would be retarded by the time he got there
>>150904847my canesies don't play until Monday
>>150904997kek
>>150904917jesus fuck. too many networks
>AHL, ECHL, WHL, OHL and QMJHL>Alpha League>Easy League>Whiskey League >Oscar League >Quiche League The phonetic character for Q is actually Quebec, so I improvised
>put your starting goalie in the first game of preseason >lose
>>150905014was this supposed to be funny?
>>150905003oh they're dogshit bro
>>150905014i once had a quiche but it was made bad and i barfed
>>150905014raped bitch
>>150905039my sister's quiche was delicious
>>150905025>losemuch like trb did on 04/17/2022 against bud and 06/15/2025 against mitch
>>150905010Yeah, well, blame Canada for not having an all-encompassing network app for /hoc/ posters
>>150904917looks like O consolidated to flohock
>>150905051I look like that
>>1509050492true
>>150905054neat, still can't get Whiskey League
>>150904872You'll watch the one where Calgary has home ice to hear the fans chant "McDavid's leaving".
I think I'll go outside and enjoy the fall air
I like the way each team is getting a thread
OH Firebirds Win!! what a nice goal
You mark my words bros Avalanche are gonna have a predatorsesque fall off this year
>>150905097trb redditardation detected
imagine if the NHL had teams running two squads throughout the entire season
ashley's new d partner is cute, but i did like her old one
>>150905110I honestly could see that. Landeskog is washed
>>150905080Have fun!
>>150905127You're a daydream believer, lad >and I'm a Homecoming Queen
Everyone is scared to say it so I will: Preseason matters and is a great indicator of how your team will do.
>gary finally books a hockey match>flyover methville vs flyover cocainevilleshant
>>150905146>the fall Pepes are turning
>>150905159>I knew this and bank on it every single season because I'm unafraid
>>150905174>cric's dna made the kid retardeda tale as old as time
>>150905159Maybe on planet retard
do you think they let these 6th and 7th round bums keep the pre season jersey for the one and only nhl game they will ever play in?
>>150905110>>150905139fuckin doubt it
>>150905217Wouldn't you?
>>150905241im sure they would enjoy it but gary runs a tight ship
Great OPs as of late. We all went through California!>>150876111>>150890019>>150904827
>>150905150>xhe rb calls xim/xerself a queenkwab
>>150905255Either Colorado or Vegas is next. We’ll go to Vancouver soon
>>150905254Gary knows damn well what his jerseys are worth on the black market and doesn't mind gifting someone a piece of apparel that is marketing one of his teams
>>150905255>>150905290>xhe rb on vpn calling xim/xer's reddit idea goodkek cmtsu
>>150905290rocky mountain road trip!
>>150905288every day xhe becomes more and more budbroken
>>150905217Yes. It’s a precious treasure to them
definitely thought bob's jersey would go for more than this. that's less than a standard jersey is
that herpes sore is disrespectful
>most dangerous lead in Norman, OK
>>150905426do preseason goals count towards regular season records?
>>150905345What living in Boston does to a mf
>most dangerous lead in Harry Jean Arena
>>>>Harry Jerome Arena
I could already see the tweaks Glen made and ngl they looked better.
>dozen draw in Moose Jaw
>>150905343Everyone’s waiting until the last minute to bid. It’ll definitely go for over 600
Another season, another annual reminder that Can'tadians will never attend a parade unless it has rainbow flags
>>150905538Yeah the way people use auction sites (unless you really want something and you know you'll be at work or whatever) is to bookmark it and bid when it's almost done, or just sort by auctions only, ending soonest
>>150904847Retard
hows the best black player todaythe new jerome ignla
>>150905566Dumb picture. A Canadian team has won the Grey Cup every year since 1995.
>>150905159I think it was the 2020/2021 that HV71 won every pre-season games and Swedish hockey media were sure they'd finish #1 in the regular season table.They were relegated for the first time in 36 years that season. And ever since, every Swedish hockey media always add "for what it's worth" when talking about pre-season.
>a Canadian team will NEVER win the Superb Owl
>>150905566I wouldn't say the Sens were established in 93.
>>150905688That’s insanely funny
>>150905733>That’s insanely funnymuch like 04/17/22
>>150905566garys coyotes failed bud
>>150905733For the supporters of every other team, yes. It was.
>>150905770>garys coyotes failedmuch like trb
>>150905770They'll be back stronger than ever.
>>150905783Imagine the bantz
>most dangerous draw in Coquitlam
My Sherwood Park Crusaders
>>150905032copethe shitposter fears the canesies
>>150905882>copemuch like trb 1252 days in a row
/hoc/ is for ice hockey>and sometimes curling or handegg
>>150906177>ice hockeymuch like the game played on 04/17/22
>just started palooza>ten minute package showcasing wrestling and other sports>zero (0) hockey clipsnot like this
>scorefull draw in Saskatoon
>more dangerous 'tips draw
welp palooza fucking sucked
>>150906443Don't you feel lied to?
>>150906443not excited to hear that when i just started it kek
gg, Spruce Grove
>tony deploying the cope botsthats when you know he's rattled kek
>>150906443I enjoyed that Mexican sluts ass. I do not lie
>>150906641she's chilean
>>150906641I'm glad we got some honest commentary out of it all
talk about hockey or get the fuck out
>it's bad!!!!!idk man the first match was based i'll bet reddit and xhitter are seething
>>150906672Favorite Fish TeamGO...
JVOEL ignored my room, cake, and jamiroquai record collection ='(
>JAMIROQUAI
>>150906693The Vancouver Canucks(the orca is just a really big fish)
whats jamiroquai
>>150906743>orca is a fishbased retard
>>150906743marine mammal, but close enough >BUSINESS IDEA>PWHL names the Vancouver team the "Koi"
>>150906743I love the Orca logo. Perfectly captures Vancouver and BC.
a kraken is also a fish
>>150906443Just like my islanders
>>150906788cephalod
>>150906820They are shellfish but they evolved to have a soft shell
>i can't skip forward in the already finished video>30 minutes of yeet faggotry god damn it bros
gg, Tips
remember when it took him 9 hours to get off the yeet planet
>>150907047kek yeah >i-i was e-exploring!!!!!!!!
>>150906903Marine Biology is one of my favorite classes here as /hoc/ University
for me it's chase uU
>>150907089Hey, that reminds meWhen was the last time this board had a good car chase thread?
every marner you take in my rpg has 1d20 chance at critical dysentery
>>150907108been a long time bro
just rolled a crit marner myself
>>150907110So it's D&D plus elements of Oregon Trail?far out, lemme know if anyone submits any fantasy art for your Quest >it better be extra bawdy
>stephanie vaquer bombgreat job on that creative name kek
>>150907158ShutTheFuck UpCopey
>iyo bear legsweeeww
Lul
>>150907140no but seriously why did you think playoff goals counted towards a regular season record?
>>150907174
>>150907140could be kino hunting hog-wheeled monsters
My bed kicked out from under me and I fell between my bed and the wall :/
>>150907212Guess you're sleeping on the floor tonight
that match was kino stephanie rules
>another full season of ovi dickriding
>>150907212r u ok
>>150907212>bed kicked out on 2.9kino
>>150907212Retard
>>150907212i would run train on retards like you in /hoc/ battle royale
Ok
>>150907243Thats right you wrestlefaggot
>>150907335it's wrestlechads
binnington cameo in spyro 2. neat
just helped midwife a hefty marner
>>150907212lmao
>>150907377>heems your fake asseat shit bitch
>>150907439*GTS's you*
theyre talking about us
>>150907485They better not drag GareBear into this because of his Wikipedia early life section. He had nothing to do with any of this.
>>150907552Gary is going to get dragged into this one way or another. /hoc/ needs to stay steadfast in our support of Gary.
women's hockey is comfy
>>150907594I hope they still livestream the games on youtube for next season
>>150907586I love Gary
>>150907485>Lemme just go for the common move the HIGH KICK here... yup that did the trick
>>150906788>>150906903Mollusks are not fish. They are not even chordates. Humans and trout are more closely related to each other than trout are to mollusks. In fact, both humans and trout are chordates and part of the clade of animals called “bony fish”. Interestingly, sharks are not. They are in the clade of “cartilaginous fish” and also therefore are more distantly related to trout than humans or whales are to trout.
we don't talk about cartilaginous fish here on /hoc/
>>150907659he was the real victim, being the target of ray schisms
>>150907764i'm a trout
>>150907782you are not a trout but technically you are a fish
the man, the man's man, aj lee, and aj's man match was based.
>>150907770San Jose catching shade
you are not a trout but technically you are a trb
it's insane ted made it out of chappaquiddick with only a slap on the wrist
>>150907805thanks
we don't talk about chappaquiddick here
>>150907212bed1
taker came out to surprise my goat to announce her being inducted to the hof :)
>>150907959Shut the fuck up
BETTER MEN
you can tell the blood pay is good when it's enough to get mark to roll out of bed and put on the eye liner
>>150907999thoughts on your victory over trb?
Noel just mentioned New York :)
>>150907843what is a trb?
>>150908069you tell me
why are krauts so zesty lately
>>150908103he's dating that chuddette tiffy
>>150908103>latelyso you don't know
>>150908036>>150908082new day same shit with these fags
>>150908118you know why the islanders have to be sonic
>>150908140kek
we are gathered here today to mourn the passing of my latest marner
>>150908165oh i think you mean your nicolas roy
>>150908170What are you talking about?
>>150908165we don't bury our marners here newbitch we flush them
>>150908192you know why
>>150908112She's from the state of hockey I thought she was from Edina
bury my marner at wounded knee
>>150908232for me it's on bended knee by boyz ii men
>>150907777i guess supergod would know the truth.
>>150908264for me it's blank space by men ii girlz
>>150908279that is by tatytay and it is good, true
>>150908299This is a primordial chud meme, definitely been around since the Lewinsky scandal
>>150908299based time traveler from 2012
>>150908299you must be pushing 40
What is the oldest hockey meme that you guys have?
>>150908118>tbgnice try trb but bud changed that approx 1252/53 days ago depending on your time zone
we don't post hockey memes here
we do post bud1 memes here
>>150908431then what do we post here my lady
Wrestlefags OUT
>>150908501excellent post
>>150908501>>150908510no milly tiny lost again kwab
whose got that new bryan and vinnie
>>150908331>HAHA you're in the best years of your life! Yeah sucks to be you!
>>150908522no one knows what the fuck you're talking about you 70 IQ cum-drinkergo seethe about marner jokes again or something
slopdown was cancelled
>>150908539this nigga worked himself into a shoot
>>150908522
>>150908572>no argumentkwab
what game are you guys most excited for tomorrow
Help me /hoc/, I can either watch your sport live in Toronto or Vancouver. Which one should I choose?
>>150908599golden knights bro are you stupid?
>>150908613yes
>>150908599planning on avs vs utah and then avs vs utah
>>150908612are you going to remote view yourself there from the brushlands
>>150908638No I'm visiting Canada in January, hockey tickets are expensive so I only want to choose one
>>150908631first 2 games with the mammoth jerseys in action
>>150908650so you're traveling cross country, 5k miles?
>>150908659Yes, don't plan on going again so want to see the French and the west
>>150908650Torontothat being said, who is either team playing?
>>150908668can't argue with that bro. i'd skip both toronto and vancouver and see a habs game in montreal.
>>150908671Maple Leafs will be against either the Jets or the DevilsCanucks will be against either the Oilers or the IslandersI have NO idea about hockey, so am really leaning on /hoc/ for this decision
>>150908668So then go to a game in montreal,.it's guaranteed to have a better atmosphere than both of the other cities.
>>150908690Out of those choices it is obviously canucks/oilers. Mcdavid will make the game.exciting no matter what.
>>150908703Sadly I arrive in Montreal during a Canadiens game and there isn't another one for 3 weeks
>>150908722grim
>>150908599getting excited for the vegasfag to gas up the raiders until around 2pm when he comes back with his tail between his hams
>>150908690yeah it's gotta be the nucks since mcdavid might do mcdavid things
>>150908738cope the aces will be on by then
>>150908738based we hate the raiders right boys
>>150908755raiders steelers genny bud
upper lower middle class genny newfag
>>150908722Toronto can be a good atmosphere, but it does get quiet in the building if they are losing or playing a team like the Jets, who are more defensive oriented. The devils have some nice players that can make the game exciting but.given the choice i'd rather see mcdavid and the oilers over then but that game is gonna be the most expensive one to get in to. The Islanders are just a shit team, usually they play boring stiff hockey but this year might be different.
>>150908773absolute chad
Which NHL team would be the ideal choice for a person who hates the army, hates soldiers, hates the navy, hates the air force, and wants the most anti-military team of all?
>>150908794blackhawks or devils
Are you a space force guy
>>150908690mcmeme is pretty much a once in a generation player probably worth seeing him. i dont think canuck tickets are that expensive relatively speaking, ive been to all 4 major league sports and an epl game, and yea they arent as cheap as baseball tickets but nfl and epl tickets are pretty much just as expensive once you do the conversion and everything
Fernando
>>150908794anaheim duckies
>>150908813
>>150908809Let all branches of the military go to hell.I want a team that is completely anti-military.
>>150908834>>150908799
>>150908836>I bet it's spelled G-A-R-Y
>>150908818Do you have any evidence?What are the reasons why the Ducks are the anti-military, anti-army team I'm looking for?
>>150908834they are all fervent defenders of garys homeland
I hope Fernando hasn't been radicalized.
>>150908853anaheim is brown like you bud
>>150908853ducks can't fight they only quack
For the 9th consecutive year nick gary bettman hockey has ranked first in customer satisfaction but you know what ranked least in customer satisfaction? holocaust hockey league
>>150908906>holocaust hockey leaguereminds me of that _______
Just dropped a disrespectful 3am marner
>>150908925nope it is a roy now
>>150908925started stretching for my 130am marner but i have plenty of time
>>150908955NO
>>150908955stretching your bussy?
>>150908955Better safe then sorry because I was NOT prepared
anon (IR) season ending marner
you can tell connor hates women in every photo with his wife
>>150909076Do you think he would be happier if Bedard was his wife?
ah its just me and the mildly gay anon
>>150908870Anaheim priced out most of the Mexicans. Other than a little sliver on Magnolia and Katella, most of Anaheim got gentrified and all those ghetto trash left if their grandparents didn't own a home
>>150908794Any Can'tnadian team. They're all cucks
>>150909188
>>150909212And what's an ideal sport for the American or Canadian person who hates the military and rejects soldiers?
>>150909254https://streamable.com/m8tayl
>>150909254paddy cake
>>150909258The army is for idiots.
cope only two of samir's personalities are gay the rest are all straight
>>150909254fishing
>>150909308Reasons why fishing would be the ideal sport for a man who hates the military and despises soldiers?
>>150909330i actually don't care anymore just get bent bitch
alright going for my 130 if I'm not back in 20 call a plumber and an ambulance
