Eagles are the new Chiefs
>>150940063I've sucked my fill of dick this Sunday
>>150940067Damn, Raimi is an Eagles fan?
Herbert is the aloha in the afc West
W O W !W O W ! !W O W ! ! !W O W ! ! ! !W O W ! ! ! ! !
worst slate of 3-0 teams ever if you ask me
what the FUCK?
fatshit buttholestravis kelshit
>$55m per year plus tipHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wow!
>>150940078eagles are the only legit team
interesting how the second half of that game boiled down to the mighty mahomes and a superbowl winning QB just niggerchucking the ball for 2 straight quarters, the only difference between the two being that one has spent way too much time around famous jameis and the other is on a team that can actually catch layup INTs
>>150940073and i'm ready for more! LET'S GO STEELERS!
>>150940078Eagles are the only non-frauds
imagine getting browned
it'll be funny if the browns go 1-16
Reminder the broncos players tried to seriously injure our 33 year old receiver Keenan Allen today per Payton’s ordersThe broncos are the new raiders in terms of niggersFuck them i hope they never win another game
>>150940078-Chargers earned it.-49ers are frauds and are winning with a backup QB-Bills got hard carried by refs in the Jets and Dolphins game but probably would have won regardless-Eagles earned it-Colts are frauds-Bucs earned it
>>150940082KWAB
>>150940085>>150940089Are you saying the Indianapolis Colts are NOT contenders?!
>>150940094once dre greenlaw gets off ir my bronkies are heeming the league >:3
>>150940094That's based. More offensive players need to be seriously hurt. They're way too cocky.
>>150940092Reminder that the Packers needed overtime to beat the 0-16 Browns in 2017
>>150940084>D-ACK Poopsock
>>150940063this dyke actually thinks she passes
the nfl doesn't have a singular match up that would be hyped to watched
the fuck happened to CJ and the Texans?
>>150940098the betting line on them has gone from +10000 to +2800 lol theyre winning the owl. that team is stacked and johnathan taylor is this years saquon hes running with passion and danny is slinging with passion. the whole team is passionate. its got a woman owner. and its irsays memorial season.clots owl
Apologize.
>>150940063why are you posting underage boys on 4chan you chiefpedo
>>150940112Kek
>>150940110me vs your mom
>>150940104wasn't that the year Rogers sat out with a torn bussy?
why dont the broncucks slam the mutt or kelce instead, they try to headhunt innocent chorgers players?
>>150940112cj is like a reverse samson he needs to buzz his head get those nasty dog ear worm things off his scalp
>>150940063Pride month is over.
>>150940095If the 49ers were frauds then they presumably wouldn't be able to win with their backup QB.
Racism is so boring when do we get to the next funny bit We used to make fun of chicken Parm or discount double check man, now it's just mutt this mutt that black Allen blackmar blackson, planned parenturrow this
>>150940117for?
>>150940115youll take your sam darnold vikings season and enjoy it lil buddy
here's your primetime game, bros
>>150940063The San Francisco 49ers are 3-0.
>>150940134yay spaghettibowl
>>150940130this is eli manning vs pats tier team
>>150940129Saying we would lose tonight.
>>150940126I haven't watched their games but typically when you win with a backup QB luck is involved
>tua turndaballova is the best sports related shitpost we had in yearsGrim
>>150940134One of them MIGHT get a W.
>>150940134I've seen worse
Patty Cuckitini
>>150940056This is how you end up in poverty forever, a good QB will not and will never fix a dogshit franchise. Even with the Chiefs they were hardly a dumpsterfire squad (10 - 6 and 12 - 4 record last two seasons) before they drafted Mahomes.
>/nfl/ doubted this zesty young man's passion for the game
>>150940095>>150940085>>150940089These "frauds" are about to be 4-0 you fucking faggots
why are they like this?
>>150940063Chief troon?
>>150940137the niners have been to the super bowl 2X this decade
>>150940142who?no I, it was the fucking GNATSI def said it would be funny as fuck if they lost but I knew Russel was going to do everything in his power to sell the game
>>150940144"I am just making shit up, but trust me I am right"Eat shit and die
>>150940144It's mainly that their defense is ahead of schedule.
>>150940163Then you don’t have to apologize. You’re free to go.
>>150940149>poisonpill76based username ynr when the xhehawks "stole" burleson by trying to do the same
YOU MAY ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOUR TEAM IS IN THE BASED UNDEFEATED CLUB
GB is in QB purgatory for 10+ years with mutt Prescott 2.0Where do we go from here?
>>150940107>>150940125>>150940160You insult yourself by mocking him, his arms are bigger than yours. If he's a fag what does that say about you?
>>150940073Trip on, Temujin.
>>150940169
>>150940169>Colts pink rangerHaha very nice
Congrats chiefs.You FINALLY got a win despite how garbage you are :D
KC and the chargers are going to be tied at 12-5 at the end of the season but KC wins off tiebreakers leading to the biggest meltdown seen in yearsDon't @me when you find out I knew the script
>>150940164>>150940154>>150940126>Purdy is exposed as a fraud since they are winning with a backup QB.Okay, thanks for telling me.
>>150940149Broncos vs Colts a couple years ago was truly the worst slop game I've ever seen I can't believed I watched the entire thingeven the refs were stepping in trying to make something happen
>>150940176Thank you
>russlel
>>150940175Walled tranny
0-30
>>150940170looking at the packers history that most likely isn't true but dream big lil bro
>>150940178It's more like the 49ers would be blowing teams out if their offense was fully healthy.
who is the oldest QB in the league that is still good?
>>150940154please let jennings be back next week
>>150940153it was the Cowboyseven Gayleb is familiar with how dogshit a team is with Eberflus on it
>>150940190Mariota
>>150940178Mac Jones is the best backup qb in the league. He also hasn't been that good. If you think this an indictment on purdy crush up glass and put it in your meals
The Giants are so dogshit they couldn't win with future Super Bowl MVPs Daniel Jones and Saquon Barkley. Not only that, but they've outright ruined the former's career. Delete the franchise. Daniel Jones should have 2 rings by now.
>>150940177>12-511-6 and the Chargers miss the playoffs. The salt would be delicious.
>can’t beat the Mariota SkinsI’m ready for the 2026 draft
>>150940191If Jennings, Purdy and Demarcus Robinson are back then that solves the passing game issues. It should take a lot of pressure off CMC.
>>150940166granted the Chiefs sure as shit didn't win as much as the Giants lost, keep that in mind
>>150940177>>150940076Chiefs wouldn't care if the Chargers get the 1 seed. Chargers home stadium gets taken over by the visiting team, they don't have a home team advantage. >>150940176The Giants have an elite pass rush, the Eagles have an elite pass defense, and the Chargers had the #1 ranked defense in 2024. These games are the worst the Chiefs will look and that's without their WR1 and WR2.
>>150940190Stafford
>>150940197its ok hes getting his this year. nice script for them to get their cope rings for being on that trashfire for so long. and the fans didnt even appreciate him lol
>>150940199what happened?I was hearing all offseason that Geno, Carol, Bowers, and Jeanty were going to change everything!
>>150940190probably goff, funnily enough
>>1509401171-2
>>150940179Broncucks vs Clots was pure shitbowl kino
>>150940203Sounds like cope to me
>>150940215Soon to be 1-3
lets see how the 16 african kings are doing>injured>injured>3-0>lamar>chokes>1-2>physical and mental midget>bust>washed>sucks>INT machine>0-3 peaked his rookie year sad!>0-3>1-2 homo>0-3 washed>1-2 bust and also a midget
>BOverthrow Nix>BOverthrow PixKek
>>150940194Bad>>150940208Washed>>150940213BadThe oldest good qb is Baker
>>150940191DeMarcus Robinson will be back. Jennings I don't really care.
>>150940207>The Giants have an elite pass rushsure as shit didn't look like it
>>150940220how's that compared to the white bois?
>>150940198>11-6 missing playoffs 7th seed exists anon, such a situation isn't really a feasible possible in nufl
>>150940202you know what else would take a lot of pressure off CMC?>actually using brian robinson
>>150940212Younguns never learn. The raiders are going 1-16. This franchise is cursed
>>150940199Ay! Cheer up, my ninnies are 3-0>Hehe Hehe
what happened to butker?
Does herbert/allen know about this particular film?
>>150940218it will be the answer to your question of why the chiefs still suck in the coming weeks despite beating the almighty russel wilson giants
:( my cardies
>>150940219>And then we knock you out of the playoffs
>>150940219Ravens are going to pulverize the Queefs
>>150940231CMC is out there because he does everything. Brian Robinson would just be out there to run the ball. We should definitely be Robinson heavy against a team like the Jags but we need CMC for division games.
>>150940169>Bucs - Black>Eagles - Green>Chargers - Yellow>Bills - Red>Colts - Blue>49ers - pink
>>150940240Nothing that out of the ordinary. He always has had an accuracy issue with PATs and can be streaky with missed FGs. Could be an issue but we'll have to see if it continues
>>150940095a team full of back ups are frauds??
>>150940212>GenoBlack>CarollDementia>BowersInjured and bald>JeantyThe curse of Jamarcus Russell's #2 jersey has struck and made him a bust
>>150940240he is absorbing his team's bad vibes
>>150940253It makes sense when you think about it though
>>150940243We’ll suck because we don’t have our two starting receivers, as you’ve been told this whole time. You will continue to incorrectly insist and cope that the reigning dynasty Kansas City Chiefs are ontologically and fundamentally “shit” all the way up until the point they’re back in the AFCCG. We do this every year and you’re always wrong, don’t act all knowing and superior.
why don't they cut kelce already? he's washed and is a detriment to the team
>>150940220excuse me sir it appears the aryan souled warrior Jason Hertz has mistakenly found its way onto that list of black miscreants
reminder jeanty got upset that the raider coaches made him crouch and get in an actual ready stance instead of his usual power stance where he stood straight up with his fists balled at his side cause he thought it looked really cool
>>150940255don't think about it too hard he just doesn't want us to be winning and is a tad bit salty we keep doing it
I don't think my Bucs will be losing a single game this year
>>150940240Epstein curse
>>150940213>doesnt pass>has to kill self because cut off weiner and no one wants you>the smell of your hole repels society itself Fucking KILL YOURSELF TROONYou know most transgendered people (44 %) die by suicide right ?
>>150940263
>>150940262>don’t act all knowing and superiorpot meet kettle
The Raiders just need to build their O-line next offseason if they want to make their investment in Jeanty pay off. They're not doing anything this season.
>>150940271bakers going insano against the niggles next week
Why do chicanos hate the eagles so much?
>>150940278I mean I’m always right and you’re always wrong, so no not really
>>150940266jeanty? you mean the Ashton "no block" Jeanty?
>>150940229the only White QBs with a losing record with multiple starts are Bo Nix, Joe Flacco, and Drake Maye who are all 1-2>Justin Herbert: 3-0>Josh Allen: 3-0>Daniel Jones: 3-0>Baker Mayfield: 3-0>Joe Burrow: 2-0>Mac Jones: 2-0>Aaron Rodgers: 2-1>JJ McCarthy: 1-1>Trevor Lawrence: 2-1>Sam Darnold: 2-1>Matthew Stafford: 2-1>Jared Goff: 1-1>Brock Purdy: 1-0>Carson Wentz: 1-0>Jake Browning: 0-1
Taylor is going to be calling off the engagement by December at this rate
>>150940281it reminds them of their flag which reminds them that they are mexican, sending them into fits of rage and despair
>>150940281Alejandro Chikaner
>>150940279Their defense is horrendous too, you can't expect to get Jeanty going while you're playing from behind all game.
why do andy reid and travis kelce hate each other? or is just that kelce is on steroids
>>150940063The AFC is so dogshit and top heavy that even when they're playing like they're asleep the Chiefs will still probably make the playoffs somehow>Bills and Ravens are 100% locks barring the team plane exploding>Colts are (somehow) the clear division favorite by a mile>Chorgers have a very good good chance to win the divisionThat leaves 3 WC spots. Bengals season was over before it even began, the AFCS is a joke, the AFCE is a joke, leaving only the Steelers, who will likely find a way to finish above .500 once again and the Bo Pix led Broncos to snag a WC spot. If the Chiefs fail to make playoff berth in such a trash conference they need to blow the entire team up
>>150940281I like the Eagles thoughbeit cause they embarrassed the Queefs
>>150940288nice fanfic >>150940290
>>150940278>don’t act all knowing and superior>I mean I’m always right and you’re always wrong>don't act all knowing and superiorpot meet kettle
>NOOOO!!! You can’t just win by… SCORING?!?!>its friggin REBALL!!!!!!>the chiefs are getting “bailed out” AGAIN???!!?!!
>>150940294Chargers are losing too many players to keep this up. Not to mention they're cursed.
>>150940296Do not reply to Alejandro Chikaner
>>150940293They love each other, they’re the two closest men on the whole team. Kelce has said he won’t play for any other coach. It’s not hate, Kelce is just bratty and needs correction.
>>150940169My Ninies :)
keep talkin' that shit
Friendly reminder that the Jets, Browns and Raiders haven't won their division in over 20 years and only the Browns have a (small) chance of breaking the drought this season.
>>150940078>>150940095Danny Dimes status: makin ya seethe
mahomie already won with doordashers as WRs, i blame nagycaptcha: GAYRW
Wait?! The puckers got their asses kicked by the browns? HOLY KWAB!
>>150940306I hate Jake Moody so fucking much, man.
>>150940294The Chiefs get their WR1 and WR2 back by week 7. Them making playoffs at this point isn't even a conspiracy there's 3 wildcard spots and 7 seeds, and the Bengals are Fuuuuuuuucked, leaving an extra wildcard spot just wide open for KC anyways. Broncos, Chiefs, Jets. Broncos, Chiefs, Steelers Chiefs jets Steelers Just a possiblity of potential WC teams
>>150940312It’s mainly Nagy but also Reid is going a little senile
>>150940158>10 super bowls in 10 years just wasn't enough, it's not fair :(((((((will never not hate bos/ny fags
>>150940306shhhhhh he can't hurt us anymore
Browns make the playoffs if sheduer plays
>>150940320What’s to stop kelce from just decking and Injuring more of your wide outsWhat’s to stop your players from drunk driving?
>be chorger>leg explodeswhat the fuck?
>>150940294>the Chiefs will still probably make the playoffs somehowWe are temporarily embarrassed contenders
>>150940328I don't understand why they don't just cut Sheduer.
>>150940179>OH N-
>rams already failed the bird gauntletwhat a bunch of bums
>>150940328Browns win the owl if they had stuck with Baker
>>150940333Ex-Steeler curse
Everyone is sleeping on the Chiefs including my fellow Chiefs fans. The Eagles and Chargers games wouldn't have been close if we had Worthy, Rice, and Royals. And now Thorton is maturing into a valid target.Their LT and LG had a combined 0 professional games at their position, yet they held their own against the Giants and Eagles who have an elite pass rush. Imagine how good they will be by week 15. Our defense was rusty against the Chargers but are back to their dominate form.
>>150940333I hate the way the leg ripples when the Achilles explodes. It's sickening.
>mahomo just CHEATED!!>MOM! I swear, I found it this time!!!>the refs are colluding with Vegas!!?!??
>>150940333Was this today? If so, this is how it begins. They’re 3-0 but it can go wrong so fast.
>>150940137this team actually winning one score games is a relief after not being able to do so last year. thank god Saleh is back coaching this defense.
>>150940335Haslam is forcing them to keep him because he sells jerseys.
>>150940297>now kiss for the cameras taylor and travis!absolutely constructed "relationship"
i had a good sunday
>>150940331Those are low probability chances, and Im not sure why I named the jets as a potential wildcard team. It'd be jags and chiefs have a chance to hold a tie breaker over jags Steelers, Broncos, and Chiefs are almost guaranteed locks for the wildcard IMHO barring some shit like KC winning the west
>>150940346>we>our
>>150940325Hey you faggot tranny kill yourself>>150940333that’s the turf curse, though Hampton is a beast for stepping up today>>150940334You have to beat the broncos to make the playoff, you won’t, they’re actually extremely good on defense and big play potential on offense also jk dobbinsYou’re not beating the donkeys
DPI should not be a spot foul.>but you're just incentivizing defenses to commit DPI beyond 15 yardsYes. Don't huck memeballs unless your man has a step on the defender.
>150940359>That works on them but not me. Do better next time and you might earn a (You).
>>150940170just keep all-inning first round picks for guys that don't make enough of a difference, worked for the >rasm (just ignore all the utter refball it took to get them there...)
>>150940355That money has to be a drop in the bucket compared to all the other ways the team generates profits.
>>150940333god DAMN! I know it is coming, but that rubber band shit always gets me.
>>150940338That's a lot of beaks!
>>150940352I hope the Jets ruined his chances of getting another HC gig any time soon.
>>150940333nice awareness by herbie to keep the play going...what was the result, btw?
>>150940361Chiefs don't have to beat the broncos to make playoffs. Steelers are the only WC team out of the AFCE/AFCN, Broncos are a lock for WC, and colts/Jags KC play and likely will hold a tiebreaker over.
>>150940368>that’s a lot of nuts!Only boomers will know what movie im referencing
Bo Nix throws an ugly spiral
>>150940370Nah, he's going to be a top HC candidate this offseason.
so if the broncos nig doesn't fuck up the field goal vs the colts?what would be the biggest story in the nfl?the fever winning without clark is more hyped than this shit
>>150940333Does that hurt?
>coach primate
>>150940361Broncucks are a meme just like that retarded webm spammer. He should be permabanned for posting that shit. They seriously have no defense and Mahomes is going to cruise right through them, did you listen to anything Collinsworth said tonight? He’s been around the nfl a lot longer than you, retard.
>>150940366That one extra person on the roster isn't going to win them any more games. There isnt much reason to not sit him on the bench
>>150940341They would be retardedly stacked right now
>>150940388feels like a salty bag of pennies>>150940389>team gives up an immediate game winning drivelmao
>>150940382We're children! We're children! We're children!
reminder: the eagles always false start on the tush push
>>150940391>permabannedYet, here I am. Seeeeeeeeeeethe.
The best qb in the league is Daniel Jones.Let that sink in
>>150940396The Browns is the Browns and they will always be the Browns.
College season is better so far
When my Chiefs are making their Wildcard run I'm going to be so insufferable with the "Nobody Believed in us" postingget ready
>>150940405>didnt deny being a broncos fan
>>150940407What about Lamar?
>>150940407Its justin herbert
I find the KC crest incredibly ugly. Furthermore, red/white are the colours of my home football ("soccer") teams mortal enemies and I hate it
>>150940407by literally what metric
>>150940409Unfortunately my alma mater is fucking dogshit at football so cfb isnt very fun.
>>150940412>>150940413Are Lamar and Herbert playing with literal whos? I didn’t think so
>>150940410Only a meth smoker would think that anyone wrote off the chiefs especially in this shit afc
>>150940414>brown hands typed thisgo to bed, Muhammad. No one asked.
>>150940294>>Colts are (somehow) the clear division favorite by a miletheyre a chiefs pre mahomes situation. great roster shit qbs. now they have a great qb
>>150940288A P O L O G I Z EI M M E D I A T E L Y
>>150940418I don't know who any of Lamar's teammates are.
>>150940411>still clinging to it 3 years latersad. just sad and sad.
Being right that Daniel Jones is a Top 10 QB and that Brian Daboll is a massive fraud/Winkbabby is the absolute worst victory lap of my life.I told anyone who would listen that Daboll & Schoen will be gone by Week 6 of this year and that the Giants are just going to be the 2024 Jets and the whole season is a waste because they didn't have the courage to fire the coach/GM at the end of last year. I'm getting too old for this.
>>150940419See! NOBODY BELIEVES IN KC!
>>150940389There it is
>>150940420Not nice! Don't you want more people to get into our sport?
>>150940288UH OH, STINKY>UH OH, STINKYUH OH, STINKY>UH OH, STINKYUH OH, STINKY>UH OH, STINKYUH OH, STINKY>UH OH, STINKYUH OH, STINKY>UH OH, STINKYUH OH, STINKY>UH OH, STINKYUH OH, STINKY>UH OH, STINKY
>shannin litterally falling asleep talking to these nigger women about track and field lol
>>150940418I dont even know herberts guys I think ones call mcgillicutty or some shit. DJ has taylor who is top 2 at his position
>>150940432>comparing 2 bad QBswow. devastating
Why would I be broncos fan anyways? I've shit on anuslips peyton more times in my life than mutthomes.
since week 3 is almost over we can start looking forward to the opening of this season's .700 club>Already Grandfathered InEagles (at TB)Buccaneers (vs PHI)Bills (vs NO)Chargers (at NYG)Colts (at LAR)49ers (vs JAX)>Opening Week ApplicantsSeahawks (at ARI)Cardinals (vs SEA)Vikings (vs PIT)Steelers (vs MIN)Commanders (at ATL)Rams (vs IND)Jaguars (at SF)Packers (at DAL)Bengals (at DEN)Lions (vs CLE) OR Ravens (at KC)>no blacklist candidates yet
>>150940423>>150940417>>150940416>>150940413>>150940412>”I just LOVE watching brown people wrestle with a ball all over a grass field!! I’m even going to wear a jersey with their name on it!”
>>150940432>Blo Dix
>>150940384>does great as a coordinator>blows chunks as HC>does great as a coordinator again>wow hey yeah i should be a HC again?sometimes life teaches you what your ceiling is, but only some of us listen
>>150940439I didn't hate the Broncos until Sean "dick lips" Payton joined them. I hate that motherfucker like you wouldn't believe.
>>150940432Caleb is HIM
>>150940436He thinks he is talking to >me and I am for some reason a broncos fan. Dude is schizo, but it's fun if your 6 drinks deep like me right now.
>>150940443what are you responding to and who are you quoting
>>150940444trips confirm
Chiefs fans after watching their team beat the dogshit New York Giants
>>150940440I don’t give a FUCK about what you say TRIPFAG. TRANNYI bet you don’t pass, I bet your Adams apple is a dead giveawayI’m SURE that no straight men would EVER go for you Enjoy dating CHASERS (men that consider you a fetish) your entire lifeFUCKING TROON
>>150940443I love watching this and I wear this
>>150940453He's really acting hard on a fucking G5 team lmao.
i was excited for nix but hes just another mid/low qb denvers trying out for a few years
4 TDs142 Passer Rating300 yards
Playing football must be so much fun when you've got a sharp offensive mind that actually believes in you designing and calling plays for you instead of a fat retard who runs you into a meat grinder and then screams and throws his tablet at you when you don't do his offense (which was so great in Miami and Cleveland by the way) right
>>150940462100% ZESTY
>>150940453Seethin cause Arch is BACK and finna win that heisman and save MY nw Orleans football saints
APOLOGIZE
>>150940464hes an athlete too he can turn on the burners with dem feets
>>150940063he a cute
>>150940432>>150940436>>150940444That comparison is outdated. That doesn't include the crazy game Caleb just had >>150940462 and the awful game Bo Nix just had.
>>150940470good play but even RUSSELL WILSON did well against the cowboys. i think they're just trash
>>150940467>the Saints waste ANOTHER Archie Manning I would love to see this.
>>150940467Post his wins against Power 4 teams this season.
he let down kay
>>150940462If you asked Caleb to suck your dick he would, he'd even turn down any money you offered him.
>>150940464>former giant looks way better after escaping themyou don't say
>>150940462wow he beat the shitty Cowturds defense how impressive
>>150940482Russell can't throw a missile like that thoughever
>>150940470that was a fucking awful lateral. imagine if it had gone over his head
>>150940493He did to send it to OT in Jerryworld, bucko.
>>150940422>generational talent>durable>resilient>coachable>great OCYeah, I'm thinking we have entered the Caleb era.
>>150940482listen, the cowshits DIDN'T NEED pash rushing, it's all about the run D!
lol the fact that scsrletism tranny doesn’t reply to me means I know I’m triggering his dysphoriaI bet it’s the most UNPASSABLE mfIf he was passable he’d post a pic
>>150940483>>150940486Just wait. Our boy got his confidence back and it's smooth sailing from here
>>150940470Wait is that allowed? Can the running back pass backwards?
>>150940470Chiefs need your head coach as our new OC.
>>150940487Mina kimes is roasting her cause she has the better QB crush
>>150940488Based Caleb
>>150940407Uh did you forget about my Bakey??????
>>150940505yeah you're limited to only one forward pass per play but there's no limit on the number of backwards passes, aka laterals
>>150940501obsessed
>>150940505It's called a flea flicker and yes, it's pure kino
>>150940501take the nerd glasses off and put in some contacts
Now that’ it’s clear Andy Reid’s system I don’t want him to retire Now that it’s clear Travis kelce isn’t focussed 100 percent on football and slowing down I don’t want him to retire You’re in a hole, queefs
>>150940505Anyone can throw it backwards you just get one forward
>>150940512HECKIN KINORINO AND SOVL! XDDDDDDDDD
>>150940518First time watching Andy Reids Chiefs champ? They're making playoffs
>>150940520>t. buttmad cowgoy
If you were in charge, how would you fix this team?
>tfw you lose to the peepee poopoo browns
>>150940495Shorter throw albeit
So broncucks:m/donkeys, you going to blame nix for those overthrows anytime soon? Or just put it all on mims
>>150940084GODleb and GODgers leading the league in TDs btw
>>150940531Get rid of Nagy and Kelce. Bring back Reid and Sneed.
>>150940532micah is already coping over it as usual kek
>>150940532lolThe Browns are indeed the stinky poop team, and it is very embarrassing for a so called "contender" to not only lose to them, but to lose 10-13 with all 13 points scored in the final 4 minutes
>>150940531Permanently bench Mr. Swift he's washed
>>150940341Because he did so well with the Panthers and Rams of course. Oh wait that didn’t happen
>>150940531Fire Reid and hire myself as hc and trade mahomes and start myself at qb
>>150940530Damn. You are an ebin 4channeler
>>150940527This isn’t a situation he can “coach@ himself out of The secondary gets shredded by good teams and the offense is just bad The special teams is all that is good about your team
>>150940531get bieniemy back
>>150940320>JETS >he thinks the JETS are winning a single game this season, let alone making the playoffs
>>150940551Patty ran him out so he's not going back
>>150940531see>>150940346I think they'll be fine.But to answer your question. -Fire Nagy-Hire Beinemy. -Cut Jawaan next season.-Find a long term replacement for Kelce-Trade for an elite RB-Trade Chris Jones and Butker while they still have value, that's what Belichick would do
>>150940551>eric "sleeping with" bienemy
>>150940531Public execution of Kelce at halftime
>>150940554>her fw she sees your ppfeelsbadman
>CJ Stroud>Jordan Love>Jaden Daniel'sIs it over for media anointed mix race qbs?
>>150940554People really thought the jetties were contenders after lighting up a Mike Tomlin defense lmao.
>>150940554My brain blanked and somehow I thought Aaron Rodgers had led them to a 2-1 start And then I realized I was mistaking them for the Steelers who I also listed
>>150940546massive cope. The Browns fucked up the one good thing that's ever happened to them.
>>150940565Its real nigga hours now
>>150940551oh the miserynobody wants to hire bieniemyspare the sympathynobody wants to hirebieniemy
>>150940565notice how arch manning, herbert, danny, allen are all getting glazed?
>>150940571Almost all the undefeated teams have white QBs
Make the call San Francisco
>>150940578Call me when they win an owl
>>150940550Andy Reid started the 2015 season 1-5 and ended it 11-5. That season they weren't missing their WR1 and WR2 to start the season as well. KC is easily making playoffs, but that's more because the dolphins, patriots, Bengals, browns, jets, raiders, titans, and Texans are not. KC plays the jags next week, whom is their biggest competition for WC3 if all else fails, and they have the chance to hold a tiebreaker over them head to head next week.
>>150940580Would rather have Kaep back desu
>>150940580that bridge has been burned
>>150940578Its week 3
>>150940585That'll be $50m plus tip sir
>>150940082KEK. No refunds kwabpacktards
>>150940589Yeah it's only week 3 and the joggers are already stumbling.
>>150940593>scared of jannies ngmi
>>150940580Nah, Purdy should be ready to take the field next week.
>>150940592Mcuckthy is even worse
>>150940596it's a pun retard
>>150940565stroud is one of the uglier QBs in the league tbdesureally not a fan of looking at him, personally.
>>150940600Who? This is Wentz's team now.
>>150940603>why doesn't Stroud make my dick hard? I'm so mad about it!
>>150940601yea and drop the women tier takes
>gaygay shitfarty could only muster 2 scoring drives (both fgs) on a team that got shut out by the fucking panthers
>>150940611i don't care about any team mentioned in this post but why are you comparing offense to defense
I like JJ McCarthy and I'm all for giving rookie QBs the Josh Allen window before judging their downfall given they're on a team with a good system to grow in, which Minnesota has. But I cannot get over the fact that it feels like JJ McCarthy was only drafted because he looks like KoC's illegitimate bastards child and that KoC desperately is yearning to fill a void with this mentorship situation.
>>150940611Fuck it put him at qb any nigha who learn to move like that can learn any shit
>>150940611Caleb Williams has requested a trade to the Minnesota vikings
Russel Wilson is Aaron Rodgers wearing black face. He'll take a sack and lose a game rather than risk messing up his TD:INT ratio. He knows there's statfag GMs who don't watch the games, so if he protects his stats he'll stay employed. You can't win with this guy.
>>150940611I look like this and I say this
>>150940599as long as it doesn't get him banged up before playing the rams, sure.>rams x2>bucs>colts>10 other filler gamesman what a piss easy schedule we have. even if we only win half of those and our team is still banged up we could still win 12 games, just gotta have purdy instead of mac
>>150940620NOW THIS IS WHY YOU COME THIS SITETOPKEK
>>150940617JJ struggled to move the ball against a falcons defense that got gaped and maimed by a garbage manlet QB
>>150940618Forgot pic related
>>150940626Are you 15 years old?
What's up you fucking losers
The better team lost today. I hate spiritual wins.
WOW! Daniel Jones has outperformed Mutthomes in EVERY CONCIEVABLE METRIC APOLOGIZE
>>150940643>>150940453
>>150940643Post Purdy's Lombardi.
>>150940645It was really funny.
>>150940584>>150940550>The secondary gets shredded by good teams and the offense is just badChiefs don't have a pass rush. Any WR can get open if given enough time so I don't blame the Chiefs corners or safeties.This Chiefs offense is highly misleading. It will look completely different once Worthy and Rice are back. Take my word for it.
>>150940333>>150940333God damn it's crazy seeing the exact moment his career ends
>>150940646I'm sorry for ever thinking Mahomes was a passable qb
>game should've been over before the half>still manage to winwhat a nice feeling
>>150940649Post you're bussy
>>150940648Lol based retard
>>150940656Yup, ya seethe.
>>150940645better teams on the day don't allow 26 unanswered points
>>150940649Post this dick faggot
>>150940650No it wasnt.
saquon barkley is 28 and wears 26. he won a superbowl the year after leaving the danny dimes gnats.johnathan taylor is 26 wearing 28 and will win a superbowl the year danny dimes comes to the team
my bills :)
>>150940645The Rams are only better than bottom feeder losers like the Titans. Your plastic ass team should be forced to move back to St. Louis.
>>150940661No 6th owl victory for the 49jotos?
>>150940646>>150940654>Mahomes has played a murders row of pass rush teams yet is in the top 10 of QBs without his WR1 and WR1 and two rookies at LT and LG position.
>>150940646this post got the statmutt seethin'
>>150940666I hate the Rams but fuck you. They're LA's team. Should've never moved to St. Louis in the first place. The Cardinals are the ones who should've never left St. Louis.
>>150940672see>>150940670
>>1509406683-0
>>150940672Chiefskiddies are so sensitive kek
>>150940673LA doesn't deserve a team
>>150940675>muh regular seasonWhatever helps you cope.
>Mahomes in 13 attempts has 123 rushing yards >Hollywood brown their current replacement WR1 is 15 receptions of 21 attempts for 129 yardsGood fucking lord they need worthy and rashee back asap
>>150940633sorry do you have a gay brother?
Was this the biggest trap game week?
>>150940677LA needs a team because the SF-LA rivalry is great and the NFL missing out on it sucked.
>>150940646Mahomes is spiritually 4 TD and 0 INT. His receiver stole valor from him.
boo fucking hoo nigga chargers beat the chiefs without slater. i thought you couldn't win without your starting LT?
>>150940685Giants vs KC was supposed to be premium trap game but because the 0-2 start they treated that shit like a playoff game
My bussys cramping up
>>150940685My Chieffies have the best traps
>>150940686Should've put the Raiders in the Coliseum.
>>150940681the lambs just got assfucked by the niggles. The only one coping here is you.>>150940686Fine. LA can have the Chargers. The Rams should still be disbanded.
>>150940685Puckers were sniffing their own superb owl farts and the Brownies pushed their shit in
Injury cope is the pussiest cope
>>150940682There's a reason the Ravens and Cardinals let Hollywood walk. I'm just surprised he hasn't gotten injured yet. But once the Chiefs have Rice, Worthy, Hollywood, and Thorton they will have multiple deep threats. Their offense will look like the Tyreek era.
>>150940686the niners being selected to be one of the teams that survived when the NFL absorbed the AAFC is precisely because they wanted a SF-LA rivalry. niners vs rams is now the 7th most played matchup in NFL history, behind only the NFCE and NFCN divisional rivalries that don't include the cowboys or vikings
>>150940696>The Rams should still be disbandedNon ball knowers should be disbanded
Remember what happened the last time the eagles started undefeated with a lot of unconvincing wins by slim margins
>>150940681Seethe
>>150940646Geno Smith is Elite?
>>150940705no it won't
>>1509406972024 Saints, anyone?
>>150940705Didn't they have them last year?
>>150940705mahomes is washed
>>150940709>old=goodThe lambs have always been fucking gay. The NFL would be better without them.
>>150940666This nigga is always seething at la
>>150940694Fraud im going to have to see some bussy to back up this claim
>>150940719Thin line between love and hate anon, apathy is what your really supposed to be feeling
>>150940703>Injury cope is the pussiest copeTrue, but when you haven't had your WR1 and WR2 combo for the last 20 games like with the Chiefs, you can see why we can't stop talking about it. >Rice and Brown were supposed to be the WR1 and WR2 in 2024. Brown and Rice got injured.>Rice and Worthy are supposed to be the WR1 and WR2 in 2025. Rice got suspended and Worthy got injured.
>>150940695the raiders wanted to move to LA but the league decided to give the chargers preferential treatment over the raiders in order to appease spanos. he didn't want kroenke moving the rams into "his" market but the league really did, so they appeased him by letting him move there too as long as he pretended to try one last time to get a deal done to stay in san diego. spanos honestly thought that by moving to LA his team would be more popular than the rams, and that he'd also keep all of the SD fans. fuckin retard.
Pickens sucks
8s there a natural way to make your ass smell better like eating fruit or something
Why the fuck did the Gnats even start Wilson this season? They should went full rebuild and got Dart in week 1.
>>150940720the Rams are the only team in CA that isn't undefeated lmao.
So?
>m-m-muh heckin injurinos
>>150940470That's just epic no matter who you are.
anyone have that pic of the eagles gameday?>happy for game day>kmn i can't stand it>oh look we wonfeel like I'm gonna need it this year
imagine if danny dimes and saquon teamed up, holy shit
>>150940730He's Jerry's problem now :)Hope they have fun with those 15 yard penalties he creates.
>>150940734I dont understand this type of copium.
>Pacheco turns wrong way and is caught looking at other endzone like a retardno wonder Mahomes out rushes himThat said, impressive recovery by Mahomes. He was extremely far away from that and went all out on fixing Pachecos retarded mistake
>>150940731Yeah you just have to eat like a bear. Stick to berries, fish and honey.
Reminder that herbert was throwing to mcocknees and a bunch of literal plumbers last season.
>>150940470>>150940740pleeeeease. gayleb did this shit any time he played an unranked team like dull-ass
>>150940733because Daboll's seat is hotter than Jennifer Lopez in the 90s
>>150940643Seeing Tards fan seethe about MHJ being a lemon while Pearsall balls the fuck out for 3 weeks in a row is sweet
>>150940730>dlaw goes from cowboys to seahawks>dk goes from seahawks to steelers>pickens goes from steelers to cowboysgonna be funny when all of them miss the playoffs anyways
>>150940743Extremely unlikely. It would be hard for a franchise to acquire two elite talents like that
>>150940729>the raiders wanted to move to LA but the league decided to give the chargers preferential treatment over the raiders in order to appease spanosThat's not exactly what happened.The Chargers did have first rights to LA over the Raiders but they couldn't get a stadium proposal far enough along to do anything about it. Ultimately they and the Raiders were going to team up and do a joint stadium in the City of Industry. That was their last play for the LA market before it fell apart because Stan Kroenke just used his deep pockets to big dick them and take the market for himself with a privately funded stadium and the blessing of Jerry Jones.
>>150940733>Why the fuck didn't the Gnats rush Dart's developmentBrainlet
>>150940718-2022 JuJu and MVS were his W1 & WR2-2023 Toney and Skyy were his W1 & WR2-2024 Rice and Brown were his W1 & WR2 ((both got injured)-2025 Rice and Worthy were his W1 & WR2 (both are out)Let's stop the myth that Mahomes was drafted to a team with a lot of weapons. 3 great seasons with Tyreek and Kelce isn't enough.
Cowboys may be bad but they'd of had this same record with or without Parsons. At least they have some draft picks for the future now.
>>150940734Que horror
>>150940731Hydrate, eat more fiber and use a bidet/wet wipes.
>>150940747WTF is Pacheco doing on that play?
>>150940531Realistically:>stuck with Kelce for at least this year because Taylorbux and he's probably going to retire, best we can do is maybe force him on the IL by telling Mahomes to do hospital balls with him>send nagy to the shadow realm, dangle an offer to jim bob cooter >trade butker for picks, give younghoe a tryout since he's dirt cheap right now>trade up draft picks for a TE next april>get another RB, probably kyren williams as he's #2 on the shitheap that's the raiders>look into getting a league average RT
>>150940761He just needs more hall of famers
>>150940761>DEY WUZ INJURED N SHEEEEEIIIIIIIT POOPY FUCKY FUCK FUCK STICK SHIT.
>>150940763That was the worst glaze I've ever seen or remember an announcer making
God the crowd reaction when the flea flicker is attempted gives me happiness.
>>150940763>Mahomes mistake That is mostly on Pacheco. There is no scenario in which the RB in a designed screen should be looking ready to catch a pass facing the other teams end zone. And then you have to realize for a moment this is the 7th round draft pick that said he was there to take a grown mans job and he did steal KCs starting RB position. Jesus Christ the offense is ass
>>150940769>>get another RB, probably kyren williams as he's #2 on the shitheap that's the raidersmy fucking god, why do qweeeeeeefs fans even pretend to know ball?
new>>150940761>>150940761>>150940761
>>150940758>Stan Kroenke just used his deep pockets to big dick them and take the market for himself with a privately funded stadium and the blessing of Jerry JonesAnd it has never stopped generating endless amounts of seethe. No matter what happens to your franchise cowfags I will always love Jerry Jones Lmao
>>150940761>He just needs more help!!!
>>150940776>IT WUZNT HIS MISTAKE N SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEITcry muttlover. also. go to fucking bed ffs.
>OFFICIAL LAUGH AT BUFFALO THREAD
>>150940782Learn football before you dare @ me again you fucking drooling retard
on to Tampa Bay
no you don't get it mahomey just needs one of the greatest head coaches ever, a generational tight end, tyreek hill, an elite runningback, AND a good o-line on top of his elite defense and top 3 kicker and he won't look like dogshit anymore
>>150940769Should trade Chris Jones too while he's still good. Belichick never waited for players to lose trade value.
>>150940769>we
>>150940787Brady had all those.
>>150940758you're thinking of carson city. but yeah kroenke strongarmed his way out of st. louis which the league allowed and that pissed spanos off, especially since his own stadium proposal was shut down. they did pacify the raiders as well for a similar reason by approving the raiders move to LA as well, but it was just a formality since there was no way spanos was going to negotiate in good faith with SD and allow the possibility that the rams AND raiders move to LA.I was simplifying a bit but the point is that spanos didn't want another team in socal since he saw the whole thing as "his" territory and felt that moving into the rams stadium would allow him to keep control of LA instead of letting others eat into it.
>>150940792Yeah, we. What are you gonna do about it stringbean? I would heem you in a second if you said that shit to my face.
>>150940785Fuck your mouth with my cock, faggot. I've forgotten more about ball than you will learn in your life. Bitch. Fucking faggot. kill yourself. Now.
>>150940787Mahomes isn't the problem if you watched DOE, his one interception came off of a bobbled Kelce and he's stuck behind a shitty OC. He's still GOT IT.
>>150940731What do you mean 'ass smell better'? Asses don't smell unless you just aren't wiping after bowel movements or you don't shower at all.
>>150940780kroenke didn't just steal the rams from st. louis, he stole them back to their true home after that gold digger bitch frontiere stole the rams from LA in the first place. kroenke is an asshole but he restored the proper order.
I want to have sex with men.
>>150940743I told 'em my boy Gettledawg would return the Giants to glory but they didn't want to listen and now we have a Twitter GM running the franchise into the ground.
Gnats are pure ass but Cam Skibidi is a fun player, you gotta enjoys the guys who are actively trying to develop CTE while you can
Is name is Dakota like Dakota Fanning.
>>150940796>felt that moving into the rams stadium would allow him to keep control of LA instead of letting others eat into it.Actually he didn't have a choice. He burned his bridges in San Diego and was too poor to fund his own stadium and there was no municipality in Southern California who would build his stadium for him. It was either become tenants in the Rams' stadium or sell the team.
>>150940798>Internet tough guy thinks he's toughLmao hang yourself
>>150940810Skattebo reminds me of a pint-sized Jeremy Shockey. I can't wait until he chimps out and gets the coaching staff fired.
>>150940786Two frauds go in, only one can come out
>>150940811His full name is Rayne Dakota Prescott.
Tomorrow will be an awesome game
>>150940815Real brave saying that shit behind a screen you fucking coward.
>>150940769>stuck with Kelce for at least this year because Taylorbux and he's probably going to retire, best we can do is maybe force him on the IL by telling Mahomes to do hospital balls with himKelce will return to his old self once Rice and Worthy are back. They will take the top off the defense and will open up the field for Kelce.>send nagy to the shadow realm, dangle an offer to jim bob cooterChiefs went to 3 straight Superbowls with him. Unless they do worse than AFC championship, you're stuck with him.>trade butker for picks, give younghoe a tryout since he's dirt cheap right nowButker just has the yits.>trade up draft picks for a TE next aprilThis is futile. Generational talent like Kelce and Bowers don't grow on trees. Your chances of drafting one is slim to zero. Should just trade for a competent WR or TE.>get another RB, probably kyren williams as he's #2 on the shitheap that's the raidersReid is a retard who wouldn't utilize a RB. You need an OC who respects the run game and is brave enough to stand up to Reid.>look into getting a league average RTWhy did they sign Jaylon Moore and pay him 20M if they're not going to use him. Chiefs are stuck with Jawaan for one more year.
>>150940817Hoping Vita Vea heems squirts.
>>150940808Based Chiefs fan
>>150940811I recall her being cute. She hit the wall hardcore. Or maybe she bogged her face with plastic surgery.
>>150940818If you have an androgynous first name the testosterone is reduced by over 40%
>>150940812yeah it was a formality at that point and everyone knew it, that's why I said the league asked him to at least PRETEND to negotiate one last time. of course it was in bad faith and both sides were already entrenched, but at least the league was satisfied. the raiders weren't holding out hope that would go through though, that's why they were immediately looking for literally anyone else like san antonio
I can't believe the Giants GM had the balls to make a TV show about how he told the best player in the NFL to fuck off in contract negotiations and passively-aggressively threw his QB under the bus and somehow didn't get fired for it.
>>150940827Based retard
>The absolute STATE of Isaiah Pacheco
>>150940837She should be a mom with kids in highschool at this point I think.
>>150940844I know you are but what am I? Rekt.
>>150940795>Brady had all those.and won. A lot. what's the mutt's excuse.....this time?
>>150940847As badly as Mahomes fucked up, that football steal was elite. Not even their corners do shit like that.
>>150940847Okay that was an impressive save by Mahomes though, Collinsworth was right
eagles are fraudulent faggots
>>150940847>mutthomes fucks up>bl-blame the RB>ZOMG WHAT A SAVE BY THE MUTTHOMIE!!!!!!!!!!!cuck cuckingsworth needs to be kirko'd
>>150940847goof would've let the scoop n score happen.
>>150940858Who cares? They made the Rams look stupid and that's what counts. For today at least.
>>150940837She was never actually cute, only "kid cute". Lots of ugly kids don't get treated like it and then people get surprised when they grow up to look exactly like they're supposed to
Daniel Jones just threw another touchdown pass
>>150940868She looks better than 70% of the slags we have now.
Goodnight wions family
>>150940862I despise the Chiefs but getting that ball back was genuinely impressive
>>150940850Fun fact: Brady didn't play in his 7th AFC championship until age 35, Mahomes did it at age 29. Meaning Mahomes could take the next 5 years off and still be ahead of Brady.And because Brady didn't win his 3rd superbowl MVP until age 37, Mahomes is in no rush.
>>150940862>Mahomes fucks upDidn't happen. Weren't you listening to Collins Collinsworth? Mahomes has never done anything wrong ever.
>>150940866amen to that>rams lost>cowboys lost>packers lost>raiders lost>niners won and have sole lead of the divisiontoday was a good day
>>150940862>>150940880When you steal the ball back like that you turn a fail into a win.
Ehh we have come back from worse
>>150940881>Packers lostHow could that happen? They have future MVP Jordan Love. I thought he was supposed to run the north for the next decade.
her sister Elle was always cuter and eventually sexier
>Reddit spacing>Mahomes glazeLike clockwork
>>150940879cool. so, anyways.
>>150940904Mutthomsian performances.
>two blocked go-ahead FGs for the win
>>150940911akshullyone FG was to go up two scoresgif still stands
new in a few>>150940913>>150940913>>150940913
>>150940809He was shit too
>>150940918The Packers had a field goal blocked along with the Eagles blocking the Rams field goal attempt.
>>150940866>Rams had more yards >Rams had more yards per play>Rams had more 1st downs >Rams had more sacks >Rams were screwed constantly by the REFFIES >Rams were on the road in Philly >had the Eagles fanbase in shambles after the 1st half. How did my Rams look stupid again?
KIWI apologize to caleb williams
>>150940931Because you lost. Does this really need to be explained to you?
I do appreciate that /nfl/ always hits the bump limit before migrating threads, unlike fucking /nba/ that will sometimes jump the gun by 50 posts.
>>150940931unreal cope
>>150940931>How did my Rams look stupid again?settle for 6 (six) field goalstwo of which were blocked
>>150940570They just went to the playoffs not too long ago and you’re still glazing the playoff choker?
>>150940942Pistol Formation edition
>>150940942Wait the retards who have recently stopped respecting the bump to 493 minimum rule before posting new thread are /nba/ migrants? Explains all the LeBron and Mahomes posting
If the internet back then was as widespread as it is today than Marino would only be remembered solely for his last game and forever treated like Matt Ryan Instead we worship his 1985 season because the memematic culture wasnt there to milk his utter colllapse for weeks on end
