Chargers 3-0Chiefs 1-2Broncos 1-2Raiders 1-2
Patty Cuckitini
Joe "Elite" Flacco
Now that it's been 10 years and the dust has settled, why didn't he jump on it?
Mahomes still has nightmares of Brady
49ers
• 2nd most Superbowl interceptions• Worst QBR ever in the first half of a Superbowl (10.7)•Second-worst Super Bowl performance since 2000 (–0.62 EPA per dropback)• 17 interceptions nullified by penalties, the most in the league since 2018. • Holds the highest roughing-the-passer rate in playoff history: 0.41 penalties drawn per game — over three times the league average (0.12 per game).
Can all AFC teams agree to let the Chargers get the 1 seed. It's not like you have to worry about them having a home field advantage.
>Rams had more yards>Rams had more yards per play>Rams had more 1st downs>Rams had more sacks>Rams were screwed constantly by the REFFIES>Rams were on the road in Philly>had the Eagles fanbase in shambles after the 1st half.How do Eagles fans justify this without going “We WOn!!” ?
>>150940939 >>150940916 >>150940939More TDsMore YardsMore WinsMore MVPsMore AccuracyMore Super BowlsMore Passer Rating
>>150940646mutthomo no so great as his hof te falls apart
>>150940933I remember on NFL Network in the immediate aftermath of this game Shannon Sharpe was PISSED at Cam for not falling on that fumble. He kept saying "You gotta take that lick!". And of course he was right.
>>150940952It was 26-7Wtf happened?
Chiefskiddies are so sensitive kek
>>150940933He was scared of getting hurt. The Broncos were going helmet to helmet with him all night.
>>150940957I thought the gap would be greater than that given the circumstances of not having his two best weapons and playing the 3 best pass rush teams.
>BRONKEKIES ZOMGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>150940952>rams had all of this>still lostPathetic
>>150940962Most insecure fanbase. They know they are ref babies
>not now, babe, Patrick Mahomes needs me...
>>150940952The quintessential Faguars fan.
>>150940920My boy is just getting warmed up, coach already named him as the starter next week. 4 tuddie game incoming.
>>150940913What's with the Texans? 0-3
>>150940952Retarded 4th down attempt instead of kicking itBlocked FGs
All right Anons. We're three games in.1. What teams aren't actually as good as their record?2. What teams aren't actually as bad as their record?
>>150940952>Scored more pointsConveniently left that out
I'm starting to think we might be dem Kangz again...
>>150940952Notice how there’s not a genuine reply to this. Eagles fans know they were thoroughly outplayed and the Rams were jobbed
Burrow: "that will be 55M!"
>>150940991God that contract for Love is going to turn out to be atrocious, isn't it?
This isnt over damnitWe will be back /nfl/ mark my words. We still gonna finna boutta win da owl.
>>150940955>Comparing non-passing league numbersMontana played in a completely different era keep his name out your mouth
>>150940987>no genuine replyYou lost lmao. Everything you are saying is extreme cope.
The 'todays games are going to suck' crowd need to apologize
>>150940979CJ Stroud got TAPPED
>>150940996Haven't seen a choke this bad since... well let's not go there
>>150940987>no true Scotsman: nfl edition
>David dimes3-0>Dayballs0-3
>>150940996I only associate fireball with Only use me Blade and him almost dying for the last 6 years.
>>150940979I can't believe how bad they are. Amid the high-profile shittiness of the Cowboys the Texans are also quietly awful, it's just nobody cares because nobody ever cares about the Texans, not even in Texas.
>>150940997True, but I didn't make that image. I just reposted it from here. If you adjusted for eras only Marino and Peyton are remotely close to Mahomes.
>>150941008Is Daboll or McDaniel going to be the first coach to be fired? Do either of them get fired before November?
>>150940995No. You guys don't understand how contracts are structured. The only bad one is Watsons and maybe Daks
>>150941020>Daks$90 million net worth BEFORE the season started. My boy is going to be in nine figures by Week 18.
>>150940996Just wait for the NLDS
I feel like /gif/ is a psyop to turn weakminded coomers gay...
>>150941003Its week 3. Plenty of time to wash the stink off and continue to integrate Adams into the offense proper, shown good flashes so far.
>>150941032Only a problem if you use /gif/.
>>150941032You can't turn someone gay. People who are "turned" into fags were secretly gay all along.
>>150941032>going to /gif/ for fap materialI just go to /trash/.
>>150941035Yea Adams has looked good. NFC West as a whole having a nice little 2025 renaissance tbqh. I'm surprised
>>150941032They neutered it like 8 months ago. It's worthless now. I haven't coomed there in at least 2 years.
>>150940997>NOOOOO it's not FAIR to compare QBs from different eras!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>150941048Everybody who knows ball knew that the NFCW was the strongest division going into the season.
>>150941041I don't think that's true at all>>150941037unfortunately...
>>150941048The Niners are the jankiest fucking team in the league. They keep losing players, IMPORTANT players, but they're 3-0. If they can just tread water, basically, until Purdy gets back they might make a run late in the season. Not like they don't have the talent.
>>150940995Love is about to win a ring this season.
>>150941050what happened 8 months ago?
>>150941069They took down the amount of threads from the usual of 70 to like 30.
>>150941066Thank their soft as charmin schedule, everyone knew they could easily snatch 10 wins with it in their sleep and its being proven.
>>150941067the rams bucs or eagles will eat them in the playoffs
Mahomes could have a career as a corner after he's done being exposed
>>150941079Huh. So assume they DO get 10 wins, or more, and at least make the playoffs, if not win the division. Purdy and McCaffrey are back in time for the postseason. What's their ceiling?
>>150940996Plus we will have a top 10 pick in the draft if the Falcons continue at this pace.
>>150941095That was very impressive ngl
>>150941100Divisional exit.
Chiefs fan hereI am very afraid....
>>150941106yeah, this is the one time i didn't hate on mahomes like years.
>>150941100Ceiling would be NFCCG loss, most likely would be our first divisional round loss in decades
>>150941100The real question you should be asking is can they beat the Bucs Lions Rams or Eagles? If answer to any one of those is NO then you already know the answer.
It's Fall, bros. It's Autumn, finally, at last. The equinox is today.I was so incredibly ready for Summer to be over. Even if it's still going to be toasty down here for a while, just the VIBES of it being officially Fall will be great.
>>150941106>>150941113>>150941095His reaction was instant, knew before the pass hit the ground he fucked up and it was backwards, so he hits his jets immediately.Only reason he's even there in time
Jimmy G is better than Trevor Lawrence
If my team doesn't win the Owl this season then I hope the Clots do. I want Joe Schoen to feel utter despair.
>>150941148Jimmy G is made of glass, quits on his teams, and fucking sucks. TLaw is ass, too, but he's still better.
>>150941132Based.
Houston, we have a problem
I want to see c.watson j.reed m.goldenOn the field one time this season man
>>150941030>CantWaitBartScott.gif
>>150941165The offense is just inept. The defense doesn't seem to be the problem, it's the offense. I think Ryans needs to fire his OC.
Kyler Murray looks like he's 5'8" max.
my Rammies will be back to dab on the league
>>150941030>boreball
did anyone webm that travis hunter spin move? Was nasty straight up these are not the heisman winners you're looking for
>>150941191If only CJ didn't force the team to fire Bobby Slowik. It turns out he wasnt the problem after all.
Damn it feels good to be a gangstaDamn it feels good to be a gangstaA real gangsta-ass nigga plays his cards rightA real gangsta-ass nigga never runs his fuckin' mouth'Cause real gangsta-ass niggas don't start fightsAnd nigga's always gotta high capShowin' all his boys how he shot 'emBut real gangsta-ass niggas don't flex nuts'Cause real gangsta-ass niggas know they got 'emAnd everything's cool in the mind of a gangsta'Cause gangsta-ass niggas think deepUp three-sixty-five a year twenty-four seven'Cause real gangsta ass niggas don't sleepAnd all I gotta say to youWannabe, gonnabe, cocksuckin', pussy-eatin' prankstas'Cause when the fry dies down what the fuck you gonna do?Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
>Colts are somehow the least fraudulent team in the league right now
>>150941223Based 1 play 4yd(3 off penalties) game winning drive manager
>>150941239That's all it took to beat the Packers? But spuh kept telling me they were superb owl contenders.
>>150941239You should have figured out years ago that Flacco just fucking wins even when it makes no sense for him to. He's one of those special sorts of players, like Eli and his old autism magic.Actually are there any Zoomer players who have that "he wins retardedly" vibe to them? Part of me thinks Josh Allen kind of has it, but Josh Allen is also actually just normally elite, so I don't think he qualifies.
hey jack it's a fact
>>150941239>she thinks Joe Flacco or Jalen Hurts care about statsThere's a reason they're both Eagles legends
>>150941254Why not? Seems fair, frankly.
>>150941246fukko got hot for one month behind a decade plus of the best defense in the league during his time there. Kyle Boller or Elvis Grbac probably could have got you one with that much time. Tony Banks and Trent Dilfer got them one
>>150941223The mercanary who beat the steelers last year, the helmeted man.
>>150941233how do you figure. they have faced three teams with a combined record of 1-8
>>150941246>he wins retardedlyDoes Mahomes count?
30 years boys. I was born 30 years ago. In Dallas too. Right at the tail end of their success. My whole youth was spent hearing about the greatness that happened just right before I was born. 30 years of hearing about how I narrowly missed it all. 30 years of absolutely nothing. Just older people constantly reminding me that I missed out. And false hope that maybe I'll get a chance to see that and tell my own kids one day. 30 years.
>>150941286>dook poopscoop
>>150941286kwab of the thread
>>150941286kwab
>>150941286>shit shitshit
lol just realized the cowboys lost to the bears
>>150941286>hasn't seen his team win multiple owlslmao couldn't be me, eat shit fuckboy.
>>150941300Getting spit on by the Eagles is like winning the superb owl for Throw Pickscott.
>>150941286How tf you gonna lose by 3 scores to the Bears? How this shit even happen??
Are the Texans fixable? Stroud seems to get worse every game, his confidence is shot and even in the rare occasions he isn't being pressured or sacked his decision making and accuracy is all over the place
will the bengals get better after mike brown passes of old age
>>150940991>Poopshoot>Manlove>Lawrintz>Pooa>TurdyHoly fuck, some truly horrendous situations teams are in here
So the owl this year is gonna be stoolers vs queefs I'm guessing.
>>150941342>owlYou mean AFCCG
>>150941342Leaf are you retarded or stupid
>>150941340Purdy is good
>>150941354If he can stay healthy...
>>150941342No chance. Eagles vs Bucs is a lock
>>150941342>my steelers>in anything beyond the first round of the playoffs
>>150940991Schlock Dickfuck topping this list will never not be funny
>>150941286Chiefs fan here, I know exactly what feeling you're missing out on except for the fact I was never told any of that hooplah and let me tell youIT IS FUCKING AMAZING, Good god man you wish you were here, you have to keep on wishing and holding out hope because it is the literal promise land, endless seethe by just existing. You can show up to a football watch party, do nothing but watch it, and your presence will make someone whine to the host out of utter contempt. Would not trade it for anything, and the royals even got to win right before it!Life is good, god is great!
>>150940952>we won the owl! >*ahem* yes but have you considered that we had more sacks, yards, and first downs than you?
>Chiefs fan here, I know exactly what feeling you're missing out on except for the fact I was never told any of that hooplah and let me tell you>IT IS FUCKING AMAZING, Good god man you wish you were here, you have to keep on wishing and holding out hope because it is the literal promise land, endless seethe by just existing. You can show up to a football watch party, do nothing but watch it, and your presence will make someone whine to the host out of utter contempt.>Would not trade it for anything, and the royals even got to win right before it!>Life is good, god is great!
>2 minutes and 47 seconds
>>150941406The Chiefs seethe is because your quarterback is extremely ugly and his tight end who carries him is extremely obnoxious.If the Bills had won 3 super bowls instead they wouldn't be generating this amount of seethe.
>>150941430I don't understand this 'jak
>>150941434josh allen with 3 rings on the bills would actually trigger the fear out of brady fans much more than Mahomes with 3 rings
>>2 minutes and 47 seconds
>>150940916FPBP
>2 minutes and 2 second
>literal gay retard>still bettet than dork pinksockkek
>>150941456>that fucking phone caseHoly ZEST
>>150941449>>150941449remember when Patrick Mahomes wife was revealed to be cucking him and it just got memory holed? Lmao.
>>150941456>pink phone case>pink purse>pink fingernails>pink fucking lipstick on>carrying a purse>the gayest possible wave>hair and beard styled like he's about to go suck pozzed cock down at the disco until 4 ami know its always been a joke here because of gayron really really liking women, but this dude genuinely gets fucked in the ass. like, no irony. he's a cocksucking fudgepacking sissyboy. he gets on his knees at halftime and throats at least one lineman and then comes back for seconds after the game. and he's entirely out of the closet with it. how the fuck did this happen?
>>150941486It's possible he's just a metrosexual
>>150941362>Eagles Bucs in the SBdumbo
Ravens vs Chargers is the thinking mans Superbowl prognostication
>>150941491He's a terrible Zoomer, I don't know how Zoomies tolerate these awful ambassadors for them all being fucking fags. Honestly, yes I do know how they tolerate it: this is why so many of them voted for Trump, as a rejection of their zesty branded official people.
>>150940991who were the cowboys, 49ers, and packers bidding against
1. Ravens 2. Bills3. Rams 4. Eagles 5. Chargers 6. Colts7. Packers 8. Lions9. Seahawks10. Chiefs11. Buccs12. Commanders13. Niners14. Broncos15. Cardinals 16. Bears17. Steelers18. Jags19. Vikings 20. Browns 21. Jets22. Cowboys 23. Texans24. Panthers25. Falcons26. Giants27. Raiders28. Bengals 29. Dolphins 30. Pats31. Saints32. Titans
>>150940937
>>150941568>Team that lost to eagles rises up past eagles in rankingsA delightfully devilish meme, sir
>>150941560He's gone faster than that
>>150941560>my roomate jumping begging for him to take a kneel because he bet on the Rams to cover the spreadkek
>>150941590betting is cancer
>>150941590Rents gonna be late this week huh
>>150941579Rams were on the road and outgained the Eagles by quite a bit. I don’t think anyone is arguing that the Eagles outplayed the Rams yesterday. They found ways to win. A lot of things had to go right. It’s the same reason I have the Ravens above the Bills despite losing that matchup. It was a Bills home game, and the Ravens were obviously the more dangerous team and controlled 90% of the game.
Sheagles are cheating refbabbies
'arnold in the genny
>Lameme>super bowl
>>150941612He jus need mo halp
>>150941602>this team was winning for a lot of the game, and managed to lose it anyway!>this is framed as a good thing
Damn Jerry Jones is one tough guy. Dude got stage 4 cancer at about 70 and fought it for a literal decade and came out on top. Elite genetics and money i guess.I do wonder if super rich people have access to much better treatment
If the refs called the tush push as correctly as they penalize jawaan taylor the eagles would be a wildcard team behind the commanders
>>150941643Stem cells+Adrenochrome
That last drive from russ today was one of the most embarrassing things ive ever seen
>>150941673Russ 2021 onwards has done nothing but ruin his HOF candidacy. I know he makes a ton of money and does heaps of charity work but his general play makes it hard to not constantly shit on him
If the internet back then was as widespread as it is today than Marino would only be remembered solely for his last game and forever treated like Matt RyanInstead we worship his 1985 season because the memematic culture wasnt there to milk his utter colllapse for weeks on end
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>>150941698NEWFAG ALERTWE GOT A TOURIST NEWFAGGG NOT A DRILL, A LIVE NEWFAG IN THE WILD
>>150941704Shutup bitch
>>150941698oof
The team that was down 19 points but won didn't do any outplaying. This is why we say that the falcons outplayed the Patriots in Super Bowl 51
[spoiler text] nigger [unspoiler text]
>>150941719Nobody has ever said that
>>150941719Matt Ryan it's okay palz you still have your mvp, you don't have to keep waking up in the middle of the night like this, get some water there bud?
>>150941729>>150941602
Who do we want to go 1-2 tonight?
>>150941741I'm sure haters want the Ravens to go 1-2, but it will be the Lions who go 1-2
>>150941741'avens but a tie would also be adequate
>>150941673Giants country, let's dive
>>150941696heh... my boy dan morono... just needed more time + help...
>>150941754You want the Ravens to lose?
Dark era of quarterback play tbqh
>>150941764A decade ago for comparison's sake
>>150941734he literally says the Eagles outplayed them. no wonder everyone hates you autistic faggots.
How do you score TDs on drives of 79, 87, and 91 yards without a QB
>>150941758Nevermind I'm druk 'avens to win Wions to go 1-2. Justin Madabuike out is a big concern thoughbeit. The rest of our front 7 has been immensely underwhelming so far this season
>>150941775I yearn for the days of Andy Dalton, Tyrod Taylor, Ryan Fitzpatrick, and Carson Palmer
probably the most exciting bears play i've ever seen live
>>150941811That's every successful flea flicker
>>150941792They were beasts back in 2015. The Red Rifle, T-Mobile, Fitzmagic, and even post-knee injury Palmer were awesome that year. Russ, Brady, Big Ben, Brees, Matty Icy, Rodgers, Stafford, etc. were in their prime too A lot of the names you see at the bottom still floated around for many years after, mostly as backups or transition quarterbacks with the exception of guys like Bortles and Osweiler. I don't see guys like Bo Nix, Tua, JJ, Rattler, or Penix becoming journeymen QBs like Tannehill, Jameis, etc.
Good morning :)
>>150941719holy fucking seethe. Yes the Rams had more yardage, more 1st downs, and they were on the road. It’s not that hard to understand. Rams at home would’ve beaten Philly. Context matters
reminder that detoilet's window is closed
>shouldacouldawouldaMy favorite cope
I should've gotten blown by 'ynthia but the world is nicht perfect
If only the Rams didn't get shut the fuck out for the last 28 minutes. If only the Rams didn't give up 25 unanswered points.. if only the Rams had a coach that knew game management... If only...
And I thought my takes were bad...
>>150941951I still remember the accusations of racism levied at the bills because they drafted Josh Allen over Lamar Jackson.
>>150941931>If only the Refs wouldn’t have called taunting on Puka>if only the Rams don’t get multiple kicks blocked (once a season type of luck) >if only the Eagles didn’t get away with holding jerseys in the secondary every drop back. We must’ve watched a different game anon. In the one I watched, the Eagles got carried by the REFFIES and couldn’t run the ball.
>>150941951Well you said the Dolphins would make the playoffs and had great weapons
Why didn’t the donkeys go for it on 4th and inches ?
There's no way that Dart doesn't start next week right?
How many Black QBs won this week against their White counterparts this week? Let's investigate![Played against White QBs]>Texans - NO!>Titans - NO! >Packers - NO!>Jets - NO!>Saints - NO!>Cardinals - NO!>Eagles - YES!>Ravens - TBD[Played against Black QBs]>Giants - NO! >Cowboys - NO!>Raiders - NO! >Falcons - NO!>Panthers - YES!>Commanders - YES!>Bears - YES!>Chiefs - YES!So far, Whites are 6 - 1 against the Blacks this week, with a potential for either 7 - 1 or 6 - 2 after tomorrow's game in Baltimore. As for the current standing records:>Week 2: W6 : B2>Week 1: W9 : B2The only Black QB to consistently get it done against the Whites this year is Jalen Hurts thus far. I hope you've found this informative!
Why didn't the Vikings get Daniel Jones or Aaron Rodgers
>>150941978>If>If>If
>>150941951Tbf Allen was genuinely Anthony Richardson tier in his first two years, nobody expected him to completely rebuild his fundamentals in the third year offseason
Matt Ryan is something of an expert on throwing away games, and he's not making any excuses for the Rams.
>>150941982Defensebabby teams don't play to win
>people are going to use Herbert’s performance this week against him They either didn’t watch the game or don’t know ball.He had zero time, got hit 10 times, and had to play hero ball the entire time losing his main rb and another olinemen against the best defense in the league
>>150941931>>150941997you started the “if” dumbass phaggot. I was parodying (you). But you’re too fucking dense to figure that out. Fuck you
>>150941997nice way to dispute the point, phaggott.
>>150942019hes got shit done at the end anon all that matters
I want to troon out.
>>150941992what are you implying with this post? explain.
Thornton is our saviour
>>150941981You know what's fucked? I still believe in the Dolphins. I legitimately think they could make the 'offs. Maybe I'm sick but they have something. Next two games against the Panthers and Browns 2-3 ain't impossible
>>150942022>You were parodying a parody of youwe're dangerously close to the phrase "Despite the loss" appearing>>150942027The point being "If everything went the Rams way they would've won" lmao
>>150942019Herbert played well that last drive. Rest of the game was very mediocre. He got the win which is the most important thing. I can't believe Bonnitto missed his arm on that last TD to Allen. Unreal
We gotta find a new long snapper
>>150942009He works for CBS, homie. CBS, FOX, shit…let’s be honest these companies have a personal incentive and interest to protect its major team brands. Eagles & Chiefs in particular. These guys are all gonna say the politically correct “right” thing for the company. So “yeah the Rams fought hard, they should be proud. They can hang”. Yeah that’s the most inoffensive bullshit. We fucking know. Sadly the terrible officiating of this game will be overshadowed by the blocked kicks, so I doubt it will get much media attention. Despite being much more lopsided than the Chiefs game
When was the last time we had a game with B grade referees or better? Gotta be the last decade at the earliest.
we need to talk about Cj Stroud
Didn't the NFL say that they were taking flexing very seriously? I know they flagged and fined Nolan Smith for it in week 1, and now Puca Nacua is about to be suspended for it
>>150942059>If everything went the Rams way they would've wonLiterally the opposite Dude, it was literally a 44 yard kick away from being done deal. EVERYTHING had to go the Eagles way in order to get TO that point. I know you’re baiting, but you can’t possibly be that ignorant and oblivious to the reality of the game
>>150942104He’s gotta drop the whole fake Christian shtick. Then he will be truly elite
>three years from now the chiefs haven’t won an owl >that poster is still making his Mahomes GOAT case using old stats I can see it now, lol
>>150942113>The rams needed things to go their way>Actually the eagles had things go their wayMeaning that... The rams didn't have things go their way, leading to their loss
>>150942105If I’m the Rams, I’m filing a complaint to the league. I saw several TD / sack celebrations yesterday that were much more attention grabbing. Plus Puka didn’t even point at a player. Just some reffbaby Iggles bullshit.
>>150942034Based Chiefs fan
>>150942173Actually if you had just so happened to look up the statistics, you’d easily be able to find that the Rams out-gained the Eagles significantly, had more 1st downs, more sacks….its almost as if the game was remarkably effected by some 3rd force that had nothing to do with these two teams at all….
>rasm
>>150942200>The rams offense had more yardsAnd the Rams defense gave up more points. Rams defense gave up TD drives of 79, 87, and 91 yards in the second half.
>>150942174And then the league responds with the statement "Yeah we made the wrong call, oh well get fucked lol" as they already have many times before
Coaching malpractice by McVay
What the actual FUCK is wrong with chorgers "bolt up!" Faggots?????
