Chargers 3-0Chiefs 1-2Broncos 1-2Raiders 1-2
Patty Cuckitini
Joe "Elite" Flacco
Now that it's been 10 years and the dust has settled, why didn't he jump on it?
Mahomes still has nightmares of Brady
49ers
• 2nd most Superbowl interceptions• Worst QBR ever in the first half of a Superbowl (10.7)•Second-worst Super Bowl performance since 2000 (–0.62 EPA per dropback)• 17 interceptions nullified by penalties, the most in the league since 2018. • Holds the highest roughing-the-passer rate in playoff history: 0.41 penalties drawn per game — over three times the league average (0.12 per game).
Can all AFC teams agree to let the Chargers get the 1 seed. It's not like you have to worry about them having a home field advantage.
>Rams had more yards>Rams had more yards per play>Rams had more 1st downs>Rams had more sacks>Rams were screwed constantly by the REFFIES>Rams were on the road in Philly>had the Eagles fanbase in shambles after the 1st half.How do Eagles fans justify this without going “We WOn!!” ?
>>150940939 >>150940916 >>150940939More TDsMore YardsMore WinsMore MVPsMore AccuracyMore Super BowlsMore Passer Rating
>>150940646mutthomo no so great as his hof te falls apart
>>150940933I remember on NFL Network in the immediate aftermath of this game Shannon Sharpe was PISSED at Cam for not falling on that fumble. He kept saying "You gotta take that lick!". And of course he was right.
>>150940952It was 26-7Wtf happened?
Chiefskiddies are so sensitive kek
>>150940933He was scared of getting hurt. The Broncos were going helmet to helmet with him all night.
>>150940957I thought the gap would be greater than that given the circumstances of not having his two best weapons and playing the 3 best pass rush teams.
>BRONKEKIES ZOMGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>150940952>rams had all of this>still lostPathetic
>>150940962Most insecure fanbase. They know they are ref babies
>not now, babe, Patrick Mahomes needs me...
>>150940952The quintessential Faguars fan.
>>150940920My boy is just getting warmed up, coach already named him as the starter next week. 4 tuddie game incoming.
>>150940913What's with the Texans? 0-3
>>150940952Retarded 4th down attempt instead of kicking itBlocked FGs
All right Anons. We're three games in.1. What teams aren't actually as good as their record?2. What teams aren't actually as bad as their record?
>>150940952>Scored more pointsConveniently left that out
I'm starting to think we might be dem Kangz again...
>>150940952Notice how there’s not a genuine reply to this. Eagles fans know they were thoroughly outplayed and the Rams were jobbed
Burrow: "that will be 55M!"
>>150940991God that contract for Love is going to turn out to be atrocious, isn't it?
This isnt over damnitWe will be back /nfl/ mark my words. We still gonna finna boutta win da owl.
>>150940955>Comparing non-passing league numbersMontana played in a completely different era keep his name out your mouth
>>150940987>no genuine replyYou lost lmao. Everything you are saying is extreme cope.
The 'todays games are going to suck' crowd need to apologize
>>150940979CJ Stroud got TAPPED
>>150940996Haven't seen a choke this bad since... well let's not go there
>>150940987>no true Scotsman: nfl edition
>David dimes3-0>Dayballs0-3
>>150940996I only associate fireball with Only use me Blade and him almost dying for the last 6 years.
>>150940979I can't believe how bad they are. Amid the high-profile shittiness of the Cowboys the Texans are also quietly awful, it's just nobody cares because nobody ever cares about the Texans, not even in Texas.
>>150940997True, but I didn't make that image. I just reposted it from here. If you adjusted for eras only Marino and Peyton are remotely close to Mahomes.
>>150941008Is Daboll or McDaniel going to be the first coach to be fired? Do either of them get fired before November?
>>150940995No. You guys don't understand how contracts are structured. The only bad one is Watsons and maybe Daks
>>150941020>Daks$90 million net worth BEFORE the season started. My boy is going to be in nine figures by Week 18.
>>150940996Just wait for the NLDS
I feel like /gif/ is a psyop to turn weakminded coomers gay...
>>150941003Its week 3. Plenty of time to wash the stink off and continue to integrate Adams into the offense proper, shown good flashes so far.
>>150941032Only a problem if you use /gif/.
>>150941032You can't turn someone gay. People who are "turned" into fags were secretly gay all along.
>>150941032>going to /gif/ for fap materialI just go to /trash/.
>>150941035Yea Adams has looked good. NFC West as a whole having a nice little 2025 renaissance tbqh. I'm surprised
>>150941032They neutered it like 8 months ago. It's worthless now. I haven't coomed there in at least 2 years.
>>150940997>NOOOOO it's not FAIR to compare QBs from different eras!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>150941048Everybody who knows ball knew that the NFCW was the strongest division going into the season.
>>150941041I don't think that's true at all>>150941037unfortunately...
>>150941048The Niners are the jankiest fucking team in the league. They keep losing players, IMPORTANT players, but they're 3-0. If they can just tread water, basically, until Purdy gets back they might make a run late in the season. Not like they don't have the talent.
>>150940995Love is about to win a ring this season.
>>150941050what happened 8 months ago?
>>150941069They took down the amount of threads from the usual of 70 to like 30.
>>150941066Thank their soft as charmin schedule, everyone knew they could easily snatch 10 wins with it in their sleep and its being proven.
>>150941067the rams bucs or eagles will eat them in the playoffs
Mahomes could have a career as a corner after he's done being exposed
>>150941079Huh. So assume they DO get 10 wins, or more, and at least make the playoffs, if not win the division. Purdy and McCaffrey are back in time for the postseason. What's their ceiling?
>>150940996Plus we will have a top 10 pick in the draft if the Falcons continue at this pace.
>>150941095That was very impressive ngl
>>150941100Divisional exit.
Chiefs fan hereI am very afraid....
>>150941106yeah, this is the one time i didn't hate on mahomes like years.
>>150941100Ceiling would be NFCCG loss, most likely would be our first divisional round loss in decades
>>150941100The real question you should be asking is can they beat the Bucs Lions Rams or Eagles? If answer to any one of those is NO then you already know the answer.
It's Fall, bros. It's Autumn, finally, at last. The equinox is today.I was so incredibly ready for Summer to be over. Even if it's still going to be toasty down here for a while, just the VIBES of it being officially Fall will be great.
>>150941106>>150941113>>150941095His reaction was instant, knew before the pass hit the ground he fucked up and it was backwards, so he hits his jets immediately.Only reason he's even there in time
Jimmy G is better than Trevor Lawrence
If my team doesn't win the Owl this season then I hope the Clots do. I want Joe Schoen to feel utter despair.
>>150941148Jimmy G is made of glass, quits on his teams, and fucking sucks. TLaw is ass, too, but he's still better.
>>150941132Based.
Houston, we have a problem
I want to see c.watson j.reed m.goldenOn the field one time this season man
>>150941030>CantWaitBartScott.gif
>>150941165The offense is just inept. The defense doesn't seem to be the problem, it's the offense. I think Ryans needs to fire his OC.
Kyler Murray looks like he's 5'8" max.
my Rammies will be back to dab on the league
>>150941030>boreball
did anyone webm that travis hunter spin move? Was nasty straight up these are not the heisman winners you're looking for
>>150941191If only CJ didn't force the team to fire Bobby Slowik. It turns out he wasnt the problem after all.
Damn it feels good to be a gangstaDamn it feels good to be a gangstaA real gangsta-ass nigga plays his cards rightA real gangsta-ass nigga never runs his fuckin' mouth'Cause real gangsta-ass niggas don't start fightsAnd nigga's always gotta high capShowin' all his boys how he shot 'emBut real gangsta-ass niggas don't flex nuts'Cause real gangsta-ass niggas know they got 'emAnd everything's cool in the mind of a gangsta'Cause gangsta-ass niggas think deepUp three-sixty-five a year twenty-four seven'Cause real gangsta ass niggas don't sleepAnd all I gotta say to youWannabe, gonnabe, cocksuckin', pussy-eatin' prankstas'Cause when the fry dies down what the fuck you gonna do?Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
>Colts are somehow the least fraudulent team in the league right now
>>150941223Based 1 play 4yd(3 off penalties) game winning drive manager
>>150941239That's all it took to beat the Packers? But spuh kept telling me they were superb owl contenders.
>>150941239You should have figured out years ago that Flacco just fucking wins even when it makes no sense for him to. He's one of those special sorts of players, like Eli and his old autism magic.Actually are there any Zoomer players who have that "he wins retardedly" vibe to them? Part of me thinks Josh Allen kind of has it, but Josh Allen is also actually just normally elite, so I don't think he qualifies.
hey jack it's a fact
>>150941239>she thinks Joe Flacco or Jalen Hurts care about statsThere's a reason they're both Eagles legends
>>150941254Why not? Seems fair, frankly.
>>150941246fukko got hot for one month behind a decade plus of the best defense in the league during his time there. Kyle Boller or Elvis Grbac probably could have got you one with that much time. Tony Banks and Trent Dilfer got them one
>>150941223The mercanary who beat the steelers last year, the helmeted man.
>>150941233how do you figure. they have faced three teams with a combined record of 1-8
>>150941246>he wins retardedlyDoes Mahomes count?
30 years boys. I was born 30 years ago. In Dallas too. Right at the tail end of their success. My whole youth was spent hearing about the greatness that happened just right before I was born. 30 years of hearing about how I narrowly missed it all. 30 years of absolutely nothing. Just older people constantly reminding me that I missed out. And false hope that maybe I'll get a chance to see that and tell my own kids one day. 30 years.
>>150941286>dook poopscoop
>>150941286kwab of the thread
>>150941286kwab
>>150941286>shit shitshit
lol just realized the cowboys lost to the bears
>>150941286>hasn't seen his team win multiple owlslmao couldn't be me, eat shit fuckboy.
>>150941300Getting spit on by the Eagles is like winning the superb owl for Throw Pickscott.
>>150941286How tf you gonna lose by 3 scores to the Bears? How this shit even happen??
Are the Texans fixable? Stroud seems to get worse every game, his confidence is shot and even in the rare occasions he isn't being pressured or sacked his decision making and accuracy is all over the place
will the bengals get better after mike brown passes of old age
>>150940991>Poopshoot>Manlove>Lawrintz>Pooa>TurdyHoly fuck, some truly horrendous situations teams are in here
So the owl this year is gonna be stoolers vs queefs I'm guessing.
>>150941342>owlYou mean AFCCG
>>150941342Leaf are you retarded or stupid
>>150941340Purdy is good
>>150941354If he can stay healthy...
>>150941342No chance. Eagles vs Bucs is a lock
>>150941342>my steelers>in anything beyond the first round of the playoffs
>>150940991Schlock Dickfuck topping this list will never not be funny
>>150941286Chiefs fan here, I know exactly what feeling you're missing out on except for the fact I was never told any of that hooplah and let me tell youIT IS FUCKING AMAZING, Good god man you wish you were here, you have to keep on wishing and holding out hope because it is the literal promise land, endless seethe by just existing. You can show up to a football watch party, do nothing but watch it, and your presence will make someone whine to the host out of utter contempt. Would not trade it for anything, and the royals even got to win right before it!Life is good, god is great!
>>150940952>we won the owl! >*ahem* yes but have you considered that we had more sacks, yards, and first downs than you?
>Chiefs fan here, I know exactly what feeling you're missing out on except for the fact I was never told any of that hooplah and let me tell you>IT IS FUCKING AMAZING, Good god man you wish you were here, you have to keep on wishing and holding out hope because it is the literal promise land, endless seethe by just existing. You can show up to a football watch party, do nothing but watch it, and your presence will make someone whine to the host out of utter contempt.>Would not trade it for anything, and the royals even got to win right before it!>Life is good, god is great!
>2 minutes and 47 seconds
>>150941406The Chiefs seethe is because your quarterback is extremely ugly and his tight end who carries him is extremely obnoxious.If the Bills had won 3 super bowls instead they wouldn't be generating this amount of seethe.
>>150941430I don't understand this 'jak
>>150941434josh allen with 3 rings on the bills would actually trigger the fear out of brady fans much more than Mahomes with 3 rings
>>2 minutes and 47 seconds
>>150940916FPBP
>2 minutes and 2 second
>literal gay retard>still bettet than dork pinksockkek
>>150941456>that fucking phone caseHoly ZEST
>>150941449>>150941449remember when Patrick Mahomes wife was revealed to be cucking him and it just got memory holed? Lmao.
>>150941456>pink phone case>pink purse>pink fingernails>pink fucking lipstick on>carrying a purse>the gayest possible wave>hair and beard styled like he's about to go suck pozzed cock down at the disco until 4 ami know its always been a joke here because of gayron really really liking women, but this dude genuinely gets fucked in the ass. like, no irony. he's a cocksucking fudgepacking sissyboy. he gets on his knees at halftime and throats at least one lineman and then comes back for seconds after the game. and he's entirely out of the closet with it. how the fuck did this happen?
>>150941486It's possible he's just a metrosexual
>>150941362>Eagles Bucs in the SBdumbo
Ravens vs Chargers is the thinking mans Superbowl prognostication
>>150941491He's a terrible Zoomer, I don't know how Zoomies tolerate these awful ambassadors for them all being fucking fags. Honestly, yes I do know how they tolerate it: this is why so many of them voted for Trump, as a rejection of their zesty branded official people.
>>150940991who were the cowboys, 49ers, and packers bidding against
1. Ravens 2. Bills3. Rams 4. Eagles 5. Chargers 6. Colts7. Packers 8. Lions9. Seahawks10. Chiefs11. Buccs12. Commanders13. Niners14. Broncos15. Cardinals 16. Bears17. Steelers18. Jags19. Vikings 20. Browns 21. Jets22. Cowboys 23. Texans24. Panthers25. Falcons26. Giants27. Raiders28. Bengals 29. Dolphins 30. Pats31. Saints32. Titans
>>150940937
>>150941568>Team that lost to eagles rises up past eagles in rankingsA delightfully devilish meme, sir
>>150941560He's gone faster than that
>>150941560>my roomate jumping begging for him to take a kneel because he bet on the Rams to cover the spreadkek
>>150941590betting is cancer
>>150941590Rents gonna be late this week huh
>>150941579Rams were on the road and outgained the Eagles by quite a bit. I don’t think anyone is arguing that the Eagles outplayed the Rams yesterday. They found ways to win. A lot of things had to go right. It’s the same reason I have the Ravens above the Bills despite losing that matchup. It was a Bills home game, and the Ravens were obviously the more dangerous team and controlled 90% of the game.
Sheagles are cheating refbabbies
'arnold in the genny
>Lameme>super bowl
>>150941612He jus need mo halp
>>150941602>this team was winning for a lot of the game, and managed to lose it anyway!>this is framed as a good thing
Damn Jerry Jones is one tough guy. Dude got stage 4 cancer at about 70 and fought it for a literal decade and came out on top. Elite genetics and money i guess.I do wonder if super rich people have access to much better treatment
If the refs called the tush push as correctly as they penalize jawaan taylor the eagles would be a wildcard team behind the commanders
>>150941643Stem cells+Adrenochrome
That last drive from russ today was one of the most embarrassing things ive ever seen
>>150941673Russ 2021 onwards has done nothing but ruin his HOF candidacy. I know he makes a ton of money and does heaps of charity work but his general play makes it hard to not constantly shit on him
If the internet back then was as widespread as it is today than Marino would only be remembered solely for his last game and forever treated like Matt RyanInstead we worship his 1985 season because the memematic culture wasnt there to milk his utter colllapse for weeks on end
[spoiler] test [/spoiler]
>>150941698NEWFAG ALERTWE GOT A TOURIST NEWFAGGG NOT A DRILL, A LIVE NEWFAG IN THE WILD
>>150941704Shutup bitch
>>150941698oof
The team that was down 19 points but won didn't do any outplaying. This is why we say that the falcons outplayed the Patriots in Super Bowl 51
[spoiler text] nigger [unspoiler text]
>>150941719Nobody has ever said that
>>150941719Matt Ryan it's okay palz you still have your mvp, you don't have to keep waking up in the middle of the night like this, get some water there bud?
>>150941729>>150941602
Who do we want to go 1-2 tonight?
>>150941741I'm sure haters want the Ravens to go 1-2, but it will be the Lions who go 1-2
>>150941741'avens but a tie would also be adequate
>>150941673Giants country, let's dive
>>150941696heh... my boy dan morono... just needed more time + help...
>>150941754You want the Ravens to lose?
Dark era of quarterback play tbqh
>>150941764A decade ago for comparison's sake
>>150941734he literally says the Eagles outplayed them. no wonder everyone hates you autistic faggots.
How do you score TDs on drives of 79, 87, and 91 yards without a QB
>>150941758Nevermind I'm druk 'avens to win Wions to go 1-2. Justin Madabuike out is a big concern thoughbeit. The rest of our front 7 has been immensely underwhelming so far this season
>>150941775I yearn for the days of Andy Dalton, Tyrod Taylor, Ryan Fitzpatrick, and Carson Palmer
probably the most exciting bears play i've ever seen live
>>150941811That's every successful flea flicker
>>150941792They were beasts back in 2015. The Red Rifle, T-Mobile, Fitzmagic, and even post-knee injury Palmer were awesome that year. Russ, Brady, Big Ben, Brees, Matty Icy, Rodgers, Stafford, etc. were in their prime too A lot of the names you see at the bottom still floated around for many years after, mostly as backups or transition quarterbacks with the exception of guys like Bortles and Osweiler. I don't see guys like Bo Nix, Tua, JJ, Rattler, or Penix becoming journeymen QBs like Tannehill, Jameis, etc.
Good morning :)
>>150941719holy fucking seethe. Yes the Rams had more yardage, more 1st downs, and they were on the road. It’s not that hard to understand. Rams at home would’ve beaten Philly. Context matters
reminder that detoilet's window is closed
>shouldacouldawouldaMy favorite cope
I should've gotten blown by 'ynthia but the world is nicht perfect
If only the Rams didn't get shut the fuck out for the last 28 minutes. If only the Rams didn't give up 25 unanswered points.. if only the Rams had a coach that knew game management... If only...
And I thought my takes were bad...
>>150941951I still remember the accusations of racism levied at the bills because they drafted Josh Allen over Lamar Jackson.
>>150941931>If only the Refs wouldn’t have called taunting on Puka>if only the Rams don’t get multiple kicks blocked (once a season type of luck) >if only the Eagles didn’t get away with holding jerseys in the secondary every drop back. We must’ve watched a different game anon. In the one I watched, the Eagles got carried by the REFFIES and couldn’t run the ball.
>>150941951Well you said the Dolphins would make the playoffs and had great weapons
Why didn’t the donkeys go for it on 4th and inches ?
There's no way that Dart doesn't start next week right?
How many Black QBs won this week against their White counterparts this week? Let's investigate![Played against White QBs]>Texans - NO!>Titans - NO! >Packers - NO!>Jets - NO!>Saints - NO!>Cardinals - NO!>Eagles - YES!>Ravens - TBD[Played against Black QBs]>Giants - NO! >Cowboys - NO!>Raiders - NO! >Falcons - NO!>Panthers - YES!>Commanders - YES!>Bears - YES!>Chiefs - YES!So far, Whites are 6 - 1 against the Blacks this week, with a potential for either 7 - 1 or 6 - 2 after tomorrow's game in Baltimore. As for the current standing records:>Week 2: W6 : B2>Week 1: W9 : B2The only Black QB to consistently get it done against the Whites this year is Jalen Hurts thus far. I hope you've found this informative!
Why didn't the Vikings get Daniel Jones or Aaron Rodgers
>>150941978>If>If>If
>>150941951Tbf Allen was genuinely Anthony Richardson tier in his first two years, nobody expected him to completely rebuild his fundamentals in the third year offseason
Matt Ryan is something of an expert on throwing away games, and he's not making any excuses for the Rams.
>>150941982Defensebabby teams don't play to win
>people are going to use Herbert’s performance this week against him They either didn’t watch the game or don’t know ball.He had zero time, got hit 10 times, and had to play hero ball the entire time losing his main rb and another olinemen against the best defense in the league
>>150941931>>150941997you started the “if” dumbass phaggot. I was parodying (you). But you’re too fucking dense to figure that out. Fuck you
>>150941997nice way to dispute the point, phaggott.
>>150942019hes got shit done at the end anon all that matters
I want to troon out.
>>150941992what are you implying with this post? explain.
Thornton is our saviour
>>150941981You know what's fucked? I still believe in the Dolphins. I legitimately think they could make the 'offs. Maybe I'm sick but they have something. Next two games against the Panthers and Browns 2-3 ain't impossible
>>150942022>You were parodying a parody of youwe're dangerously close to the phrase "Despite the loss" appearing>>150942027The point being "If everything went the Rams way they would've won" lmao
>>150942019Herbert played well that last drive. Rest of the game was very mediocre. He got the win which is the most important thing. I can't believe Bonnitto missed his arm on that last TD to Allen. Unreal
We gotta find a new long snapper
>>150942009He works for CBS, homie. CBS, FOX, shit…let’s be honest these companies have a personal incentive and interest to protect its major team brands. Eagles & Chiefs in particular. These guys are all gonna say the politically correct “right” thing for the company. So “yeah the Rams fought hard, they should be proud. They can hang”. Yeah that’s the most inoffensive bullshit. We fucking know. Sadly the terrible officiating of this game will be overshadowed by the blocked kicks, so I doubt it will get much media attention. Despite being much more lopsided than the Chiefs game
When was the last time we had a game with B grade referees or better? Gotta be the last decade at the earliest.
we need to talk about Cj Stroud
Didn't the NFL say that they were taking flexing very seriously? I know they flagged and fined Nolan Smith for it in week 1, and now Puca Nacua is about to be suspended for it
>>150942059>If everything went the Rams way they would've wonLiterally the opposite Dude, it was literally a 44 yard kick away from being done deal. EVERYTHING had to go the Eagles way in order to get TO that point. I know you’re baiting, but you can’t possibly be that ignorant and oblivious to the reality of the game
>>150942104He’s gotta drop the whole fake Christian shtick. Then he will be truly elite
>three years from now the chiefs haven’t won an owl >that poster is still making his Mahomes GOAT case using old stats I can see it now, lol
>>150942113>The rams needed things to go their way>Actually the eagles had things go their wayMeaning that... The rams didn't have things go their way, leading to their loss
>>150942105If I’m the Rams, I’m filing a complaint to the league. I saw several TD / sack celebrations yesterday that were much more attention grabbing. Plus Puka didn’t even point at a player. Just some reffbaby Iggles bullshit.
>>150942034Based Chiefs fan
>>150942173Actually if you had just so happened to look up the statistics, you’d easily be able to find that the Rams out-gained the Eagles significantly, had more 1st downs, more sacks….its almost as if the game was remarkably effected by some 3rd force that had nothing to do with these two teams at all….
>rasm
>>150942200>The rams offense had more yardsAnd the Rams defense gave up more points. Rams defense gave up TD drives of 79, 87, and 91 yards in the second half.
>>150942174And then the league responds with the statement "Yeah we made the wrong call, oh well get fucked lol" as they already have many times before
Coaching malpractice by McVay
What the actual FUCK is wrong with chorgers "bolt up!" Faggots?????
>>150941997lmao
so who won kwab for yesterday?
>>150942405I'm thinking McVay, just because he's the same coach as ever>Best schemer in the sport>Terrible game manager More than anyone else, he is to blame for losing the game.
>>150942405Boy genius Sean McVay improving his record to 1-6 vs the Eagles
>>150942405We'll vote tomorrow for KWABOTW, but early buzz is Packers.
jesus
>>150940933Never forget how the media said Scam was in the right here.
>>150942405For me it's dem boiz for getting swagged on by Gayleb
>>150942405choofs needing refball to beat the gnats
>>150942405kelce. god, he's such a bitch. i hope Taylor dumps him because he doesn't deserve her
>>150942449I wanna move the Bears down to top 10 pick actually. I think yesterday was a fluke. They'll put together a few moral victory wins this year to give bears fans hope for next season and might even shock the packers, but they're finishing the season around the 8th pick
>>150940991Love getting that much is a CRIME
>>150942405Falcons are the only answer. Penix all of a sudden looks shaky as hell. Morris is not a great coach. And they don’t have a 1st round pick this year because they traded it to the Rams.
>>150942473She's as obnoxious as he is and I'm tired of society refusing to observe this because she's hot. She is tremendously stupid and conceited
>>150942333Don’t worry donkeyfucker. You’re about two-three losses away from being able to tune out of the nfl season!Then you can stop shitposting about good teams xD
who wins the tankathon?
Ball
>>150942449Eagles & Rams should be in the same category. Ravens should be in the same category as the Bills. You’re thinking about it too much
>>150942483Nominees for KWABOTW will be Packers, Cowboys, Falcons, Bengals. Should be a hotly contested vote because a lot of teams fell flat on their face this week. >>150942506Rams are not as good as the Eagles right now. When the Eagles lose a game I'll adjust it but they're finding ways to win with a ramshackle defense.
>>150942473that happened yesterday? Not a good look
>>150942405
>>150942515You don't understand, the Rams had more yards
>>150942473Has Kelce chipped out every game this season? My God just retired ffs
>>150942449Switch the Rams and Commies with Broncos and Chiefs.
>>150942515Rams are actually better than the Eagles by a slight margin. They were missing their CB1, and a couple OL’s yesterday. They were playing ON THE ROAD and had Philly on the ropes. Statistically, the Rams still outplayed the Eagles. Even Eagles fans are calling yesterday’s win ‘The Miracle at the LINC’. Meaning even the shitty Philthydelphia fans know it was fucking lucky to escape the game with a win. You know this is true. I know this is true. Don’t disrespect the Rams.
>>150942533This is me any time after I submit a great post.
>>150942576>Statistically
>>150942576Damn I hope my team statistically wins the super bowl. Sure we may not get the Lombardi and might be in Cancun that weekend but if you just look at the stats...
Why is Travis Kelce so stressed?
>>150942576The Rams played great, in the first half. The Eagles played great in the second half. The game really came down to the two blocked kicks. Theyre both great teams and 1/2 im the NFC, and both clearly top 5 teams overall.
>>150942611When you get a bad bitch like that, you cant coast. You have to constantly provide more novel experiences and constantly "improve" to keep her attraction to you sustained. He cant "get her" then suddenly suck.
>>150942628Yeah, exactly. And neither team played their best game. Although that 2nd half was the best the Eagles have looked since the SB
>>150942690I actually think the Eagles defense played well in the 1st half, they were just on the field all the time because of the offense playing like shit.
>>150942611having a relationship is getting to him and preventing him from playing ball right.
>>150942697If there’s a flaw so far with the Rams, it’s their Red Zone offense. It becomes stale and they settle for FG’s. Same thing happened against the Titans last week
>>150942720Well Stafford missed a few somewhat easy throws, I haven't watched them closely so idk if that's been a thing this year.
>>150940991Not one ring to go between any of these faggots.Actually infuriating.
HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS?!???!!?!?!?
>>150942449Drop Dallas to KWAB honestly
What's wrong with Callahan?
Top contenders are the Ravens who have the cleanest offense followed by the Eagles and Chargers. The Bills are hard to place. You don’t get points for having a free division/schedule but there’s so many crappy teams out there especially in the afc. I think they’re in the same realm as the Buccs, reliable but not great. They’ll probably get the 1 seed this year but I have zero expectations for them to move any further.
>>150942725That’s why I’m not blaming McVay. Stafford missed some layups that would have iced the game.
>>150942753Imagine you’re a GM trying to build a championship roster and fucking Dook Pooprock is single handedly sucking up enough money to pay for half a pro bowl defense. Must be rough
>>150942763Dallas isnt "bad" and I wasnt make a meme image or trolling. KWAB is for teams that could reasonably lose out for the rest of the season
I consulted with an ancient deity today, took all off-season to get the ritual right, months to line up the offerings, and anyways I can tell you almost certainly that you should stop watching this season unless you want to be disappointed by the Chiefs winning again.
>>150940991Dak clearly broke the QB market bubble. I dont see anyone getting over $60 million.
>The Rams played their best game >Have up 79, 87, and 91 yard drives to blow a 3 score lead>Settled for field goals on 4th and short>Multiple blocked kicksIf that's the Rams best game...
kek, he's awkward just like me>>>/wsg/5978318
>>150942753And only what, 3 superbowl appearances over a combined 75+ seasons. And like half of them haven't even had a chance to lose the conference championship lol
>>150942816Lamar will but that will probably be it. No way Stroud or Daniels will get that much.
>>150942773The eagles clearly have this mindset of trying to play conservative with a great defense, but they need to be quicker to adjust to the spread out high flying offense. It took them a full half of still trying to do it safely when they really should've adjusted after the 3rd or 4th drive (1st being the turnover short field). People keep implying Hurts cant do it which is obviously false, its genuinely a playcalling scheme thing. I dont mind the conservative offense when its called for, but against a great rams team it wasnt going to work.
>>150942725>>150942773Forsure Stafford missed some throws yesterday, but also the pass play calling needs a bit more parody. Having Puka & Devontae is obviously the Rams biggest advantage on offense, but Tutu needs to get involved. Whittington and Xavier Smith, get these guys a touch or two a game. Almost zero TE impact yesterday, other than on the line. Rams drafted a TE in the 2nd round, but if the Rams aren’t using him he might not “ have it”.
>>150942790KWAB is for the team that fucked up the most. like the packers barely losing to the browns are bigger KWABs than the bungles or saints who got BTFO because many were saying packers are a super bowl team
>>150942832Lamar already got his contract though, an extension would probably just get him to an average of $55 million.
>>150942853>Almost zero TE impact yesterdayI kinda noticed that, but I get it when their WRs are so good. Plus the RBs are legit.
>>150942854No that's not what I meant there. It wasnt a weekly ranking. It's a season outlook
>>150942816For a while I think we'll just see more guranteed money
Reminder that wins are a fanbase stat.
My Rammies :/
huh, i didn't know that skattebo was a manlet
>>150942949he's not a manlet, he's 5'11
What does kwab mean
>>150942973Based
>>150942874>Plus the RBs are legitYes, but the O-line is also super underrated when healthy. Only gave up 1 sack yesterday despite having some serious health issues. >>150942848The one thing I noticed most since our last matchup (the playoff game), is that your front 4 / pass rush isn’t nearly as scary. Maybe it was just this game, but obviously that allows more time for Stafford to cook. If Stafford is pressured early enough, he’s just too slow and old to escape pressure. The Eagles secondary still very good though.
>>150942949canonically accurate wolverine
The fact that KC won with Tyquan Thornton as their best WR is an issue. He got cut from New Englands practice squad. Worthy and Rice will be back and then Kelce fucking up wont matter nearly as much. Their offensive line was supposed to suck this year but outside of Taylor getting penalties they actually look decent.
'ders win!
>>150943037but at what cost
>>150943034Not gonna lie though, Thornton looks nice and Patty trusts him
>>150943046Dirty ass Raiders. This is why they never win
>Gayleb Williams >Drake Maybe (good?) >Micro Penis Jr. >Blo Dicks >Spencer Rattled We need to find nicknames for JJ & Jayden
if eagles didnt get to break the rules every other tushpush they'd be a fringe wildcard team
>yfw you realize that the NFL’s most important and flagship franchise has its Franchise QB, landed the most sought-after coaching prospect of the past decade+ and is starting CLICK with a portion of the defense being out that will be added onto in the draft, along with the run game?>yfw the old SVPERPOWERS are declining and /nfl/’s most BELOVED team is on the come-up and the 200iq formerly-mentioned, sought-after Coach is telling his players that he wants to be a DYNASTY because he sees it too?
pack bros, I'm glad we lost yesterday. we were getting too cocky and clearly didn't take the browns seriously. now that we've been humbled we'll take each game and opponent seriously
>>150941811Caleb's most impressive play i'd say. the RB floated the ball in the air, Caleb had to secure it, get a good grip on the ball, and he was still able to lead the receiver with a precise throw
>>150943116If you couldn’t cope about the tush push you’d cope about something else
>>150943141>False starts majority of tushpushes>never get called on itlmao eggoloids can't comprehend other teams don't get to break the rules without being flagged
A 1 yard gain has everyone up in arms. Don't allow a team to get to 3rd/4th and 1 and it stops being an issue.
a sad day for new york football
Caleb managed one good game at home against a bottom ten defense on a team that already gave up. I wouldn’t get used to him not being a joke. But hey at least he isn’t Russel Wilson. Jfc what a bum
>YOU DONT GET IT, THE IGGLEZ SHOULD BE AB LE TO FALSE START IF ITS JUS A 1 YARD GAIN
>>150943115GayGay McSharty and GODden CHADnielsNo bias
>>150943160Cope, seethe, and then dilate
>>150943161>if you let your opponent get to 4th & 1, they should be allowed to cheat to convert the 1st down fuck off
>>150943116The gayest part of yesterday’s game is when on one of the tush-push’s, one of the Rams players just rips the ball away from Hurts as he’s stretching over the pile. They called the play dead, but he wasn’t down. There is no reason in the NFL rule book why that wouldn’t have been a takeaway for the Rams, but I guess the Eagles get to operate under different rules. That’s not even to mention on a different tush-push yesterday, the Eagles were clearly offsides like last week but it wasn’t called. I don’t even mind the tush-push. But when the officiating is allowing you to get away with critical 4th down plays, again & again, the rules need to change.
>>150940991There needs to be a cap on what % of the salary cap total can be paid to a single playerSome of these retard owners and GMs need to be protected from themselves
>It's the Eagles fault the refs are badDamn those Eagles
>>150943196The play was whistled dead before the ball got ripped. Crazy how sore losers always create conspiracy narratives where the league is ALWAYS colliding against them. It’s fucking boring
>>150943195nice offsides by the rams btw
>>150943177a pretty woman hugged him and he lost all his power
>>150943075I mean he’s just making the same two catch’s over and over.>Hollywood Brown down the sideline>Kelce on the seam>Juju on a crosser>Thornton isolated on the other side of the field in man coverageIt’s working but mainly because he isn’t being prioritized by safeties over the bigger names. Thats probably over after this week. When they’re healthy again Rice will provide way more YAC than Juju. Worthy will provide more speed. Royals just got reactivated but he’s a mid round rookie and Andy Reid doesn’t usually start working them into the rotation in any serious capacity until mid season. Worthy is likely to return next week so Thornton might be buried again. Crazy that KC has three 4.2 guys on the roster though. Good luck with man coverage against that shit.
>YOU DONT GET IT THE EAGLES HAVE TO CHEAT
>>150943210Slippery field
>>150942949Bro runs like he's shitfaced and I dig it
>>150942853Rams rookies on offense rarely make contributions. Kyren and Corum had to take a year to learn the protections, I'm sure TE is the same.
>>150943243worthy is going to return in a shoulder bracelikely he'll be used to extend the field with Thornton getting the actual passes
>>150943210I’ll have to re-watch, but it was not very clear which happened first (the rip-away, or call dead). The problem is, Hurts isn’t down. Therefor, the play shouldn’t have been called dead in the first place.You would know this, of course, if you spent less time calling people who don’t agree with you conspiracy theorists, and instead, reading the NFL rulebook
*explodes*
>>150943243I went to high school with JuJu by the way.
QB play so far this season has been STRAIGHT ASS.
>>150943299whens the last time you spoke
>>150943229>mfw succubi hussies have stolen the GOAT's powers
Eagles are hypothetically 0-99 in their last 75 hypothetical games
>>150943126All da bears need is a new GM
>>150943303wrong
>>150943336ben johnson selected to keep poles around
so we're all in agreeanceeagles are the new ref darlings
>>150943325Senior year at Senior picnic. So 2014. I didn’t know him well. Just knew some of the same people. I don’t even have any interesting JuJu stories or else I’d share them. He seemed very focused on football, which is why all the Social Media/TikTok stuff came as a surprise to me.
>>150943303Any QB that’s not Lameme
>>150943170>bottom tenDid you watch the game? That cowboys pass defence is the worst in the nfl for decades
Morning, SpeeLet's go BANGLESLet's go JB6
>>150943126The offense is still a work in progress. He keeps missing easy ass throws, less than he missed in the past couple weeks, so it should hopefully get better as the season goes on.
>>150943271Which begs the question of what Brown will be doing? I think he’s better on shorter routes than Thornton so I think he and Worthy will basically be swapping roles as the Z in the short term. Putting Worthy in traffic with a shoulder injury is a bad idea. They should be able to spread the field out pretty far with those three. Kelce should have an easier time underneath with those guys taking Baltimores backfield for a long walk every play. Brashard Smith finally got involved as well so that’s going to be interesting.
>>150943285nta and I'd have to look at the play myself but they whistle plays dead on forward progress all the time
>>150943303*black QB playWhite qb bros are eating good
*pushes off you**scores a TD**no flag*
>>150943351not so fast
>>150943374Bottom ten means they’re bad not good
>>150943374Go figure, when you can't get pressure on the QB and your DBs are all ballhawks who can't actually cover anyone you get lit the fuck up through the air. Not to mention not being able to stop the run either. Who would have thunk it huh? >>150943402Maybe if you like eating ASS, sure.
>>150943383>no picks>no sacksNow you’re just nitpicking.>The Bear has left hibernation.>I repeat the Bear has left hibernation.
>>150943351It's still early in the year and the reffies can be a cruel, fickle mistress
>>150943428Im aware, im saying that “bottom ten” doesnt even come close to describing how bad that cowsois d is
The Eagles offensive line gets reputation checks just like Elite cornerbacks or top end pass rushers. I hate it, it's so dumb, but their reputation as the stout, disciplined unit allows them to get away with things that the Cleveland browns wouldn't. It's a problem that hits all sports equally
As a GM, how the hell do you justify not taking the best available offensive/defensive lineman available in the 1st round? Unless there's a truly amazing prospect like a Malik Mabers or Caleb Downs, I don't understand how you don't keep fortifying the trenches.
>Overpaying for a washed Sack Pickscott>Overpaying for CD(Can't Deliver) Lamb>Overpaying everyone on that atrocious defenseBUT THEY GOT A TON OF PICKS FOR MICAH THO!
>>150943468Most GMS think you win with stars, it's really only the great ones like Howie roseman, Brett Veach, and (Yes) Jerry Jones who consistently prioritize building on the trenches. Which explains why all three of those teams consistently have really good lines
>>150943436I want to see Caleb to be a franchise QB, that's the ultimate prize. Enjoy the win but he still needs to get better and I'm sure Ben Johnson is going to be yelling at him on Wednesday.
oof
>>150943116>can only be seen in super slo-moIf you slow down every play by every team you'll find something. Plus the defenses always line up in the neutral zone against them and never get called.
>>150943468But that isn’t sexy or exciting anon. Who cares if the hit rate on interior linemen is higher and statistically proven to have a bigger impact on the run game than whoever has their hands on the ball? You could have that 6’0” 220 lbs RB from an SEC school that runs a 4.4 and doesn’t even have a DUI!
>>150943497When in doubt, whip it out
>>150943477Parsons is going to be playing for revenge. This will be hilarious to watch.
Are my Rammies really the Bills, and the Eagles the Queeefs?
What a disaster my fucking Rams.
>>150942576>muh missing playersThe Eagles played almost the entire game without their RT (the best RT in the league). If Lane plays the whole game, or even if they put Fred in right away instead of trying Matt Pryor it's a comfortable multi-score win for the Eagles.>statistically, the Rams still outplayed the EaglesKek
>>150943034thornton best free agent, boi cookin
>Chiefs fags acting like they just won the Super Bowlpathetic
>>150943531No, cause they've already won in this era
>>150942449Broncos too high
>>150943553This is a new era, aside from Stafford, Havenstien & Higbee
daboll has no fucking clue what he's doing and never has his bullshit plays made out because of allen
>>150942449>Chargers>Playoff capableHarbaugh might actually be able to coach the choke out of that franchise lmao. He's doing an amazing job so far, anyway.
>>150943166
>>150940991where is watson?
>>150943561I don't know about that one chief.
>>150943589accurate
This is just an unreal sequence of red zone quarterbacking.
we're all gonna be watching...right?
>>150943589I like the tiers. I think the Bears and Vikings deserve to be switched though. I know the Vikings beat them, but so far that Vikings 4th quarter in game 1 looks like a fluke
>>150940991TLaw is the biggest thief on this list, at least Dak masquerades as an MVP candidate for 3/4ths of the season before flaming out, what the FUCK has TLaw even done besides take advantage of one of the worst chokejobs in playoff history?
> McVay Great scheme guy, good culture guy, v terrible game management guy > SirianniTerrible scheme guy, great culture guy, good game management guy
>>150943611>can't stop throwing moonballs even in the red zone
>>150943611Russ has been washed for 4 years now. People unironically claiming him to be a HoF-tier QB need help.
>>150943531>Offensive Line is mid>Stafford is 37>Mediocre RBs>Adams is old and will have the odd good game here and there but continue decline>D-line is solid but not spectacular>LBs are fucking mid outside of Young>Mediocre DBs>L vs Eagles>Ws vs Houston and TennesseeThis has all the makings of a fraudulent team that is well coached enough to have their shit together in the first few weeks but will finish with 10 wins at best and get bounced from the playoffs. If Puka misses any time they won’t even be a wild card.
>>150942405Taylor Swifts boyfriend
>>150943611This is the first time in an extremely long time that they actually called intentional grounding on an uncatchable ball thrown through the end zone. I've seen Josh Allen do it a lot and haven't never be called.
>>150943611Goodell told them the Chiefs had to win by double digits because they've been feeling depressed and it's bad for business
