Laugh at the losers edition
bills
happy fall, y'all
My Rammies :)
>>150944064>you should just let the refs fuck you over without complainingFUCK YOU
You're welcome for your team winning yesterday. We could use some appreciation. When I say "THANK YOU" you say "REFFIES"THANK YOU
which nfl player should sabrina date? I'm getting tired of taytay
>>150944087
>>150944091i'm legitimately surprised she hasn't had a pussy slip yet with how much she spreads her legs on stage
>Blow a 19 point lead>Almost completely incompetent on offense, defense, and special teams for the last 28 minutes of the game>Blame the refs for calling a taunting penalty The weak link in the Rams field goal blocking that was exploited? Doesn't count.
>>150944099
>>150944088Fuck you. We won despite you openly favoring the jets.
>>150944088REFFIES
I think we might be dem Kangz again brehs
>>150944122>checks vikings scheduleWelp looks like you dont play the Bengals back up quarterback every game this season so I am afraid not
Kek what happened to the Green Gay Fudgepackers??? You told me you were bring home the Owl this year.
>>150944135we weren't taking the browns seriously. i'm glad we lost yesterday because it will humble us so we don't make the same mistake again
nominee for kwab of the week
>>150944041>it's impossible to see!>ok well it's very easy for them to see it, but it'd be hard! Kill yourself
>>150944108To be fair there was a pass interference penalty or whatever its called that should have been given at a very decisive moment in the fourth but yes, the Rams mental weakness was the key issue here
>>150944109
>>150944152How are you feeling with Conner out for the year?
Did Caleb wake up from his slumber or are the Cowboys just that bad?
>>150944156
The revenge tour has not been going well...
>>150944163
>>150944147bill for tanking his legacy
>>150944161
>>150944173i don't understand what he sees in her
>>150944152Those happen every week. Earlier in the game Davante scored a TD on an uncalled OPI. It's just hard to blame anyone but yourselves when you're up 19 and take the foot off the gas like that.
>>150944180Youth
It has to be tough hating Hurts. The guy just hasn't lost in so long.
*BARFS*
If this the thread for undefeated teams?
the race to 0-17 continues, with some favorites like the panthers and bears dropping out of contention this week. good luck to the rest!
How is the lions run defense
>>150944161>is the team that let the giants score 37 points and take them to OT badwhat do you think
>>150944210Yes
based mr. stephen a
>>150944192She's young but isn't particularly attractive and seems like a shrew. Likely a witch, if my suspicions are correct.
>>150944212The titans might be able to do it. They are the worst run organization in the league by far.
>>150944159>its over>>150944182100%. Still rather unfortunate
>PicksonvilleIf Lawrence could stop throwing dumbass interceptions we would have an amazing turnover differential.
>>150944212The Giants are the only serious 0-17 contender on that list. I don't see who even comes close when you compare team strength to strength of schedule. Every other team has several soft games in their schedule. Meanwhile the only games I think the Giants can win is the Pats and Saints game, and I'm no longer confident about their ability to beat the Pats. Maybe Jameis or Dart will start against the Saints and do something good. But the Giants are the favorite for the 0-17 bowl
what’s his problem?
can we take a moment to appreciate how the AFCS is a terrible division and has been every year since it was created
good guy colin
He raises a good point
>>150944250I don't know who this is
Guys what games from yesterday were worth watching? I was busy and will have to watch condensed games of the best ones besides 49ers/cardinals
>>150944173We have snacks at home
>>150944204Shit teams
>>150944252There was a brief stretch where the colts, Titans and jaguars were decent. Like 2008.
>>150944258Tommy Robinson
>>150944259packers v brownsrams v eaglesjets v bucsbroncos v chargers
>>150944252Zoom zoom
>>150944264shut the fuck up. the league is gifting the razercakes a super bowl spot
>chiefies are backhow do we cope
>>150944267Who is that?
>>150944091I keep seeing this bitch and still don’t know who she is or why I should care about a flat chested below average for a pop star roastie beyond her apparently being a whore which is standard for the industry.
>>150944274>wdym you don't remember the season when you were 3 years oldbig dumb millennial
>>150944252The AFCS has three expansion teams (the Titans became one when they moved). The Colts are the only real franchise there and even they struggled to be a serious franchise
>>150944289No one asked you
>>150944289you are gay, anon
>>150944077
>>150944289sabrina is a baddie and is objectively hotter than taylor
trash division
fire this piece of shit
>>150944280Go Bills
>>150944291Not everyone started watching football last season like you.
berds
Patty Cuckitini
>>150944305Which coon is she banging? Maxx Crosby? Poona Ford? All of them?
>>150944252>>150944274>>150944292The Jaguars have nearly double the number of playoff wins since 1996 than the Cowboys. The Jags' first year in the NFL was 1995.
>>150944332>than the CowboysThe Cowboys are a terrible and unserious team too
Quinyon Mitchell is ELITE
>>150944332They should have two more. Myles Jack wasn't down.
>>150944323Berbs WILL be on top again
>>150944059
Rams are>14th in opposing points per game>5th in opposing yards per game>13th in opposing points per play>4th in opposing yards per play>8th on third down conversion %>26th on fourth down conversion %>18th in red zone defense>9th in TDs allowed per game>Against two shit teams and one good teamMiddle of the pack frauds confirmed
>my boyfriend got blackout drunk and punched a hole in the wall when his team lost yesterdayjesus, it's just a game
>Jalen Hurts with the "straightjacket" comment>AJ Brown with thisIt's time we end the ultra conservative meme and get back to 2022 aggression
>>150944332>using the post-90s cowboys as the bellwether of success
>>150944384anyway, go patriots
>>150944384>BoyfriendGays and women are not welcome here
>>150944384Did you offer bussy to temper his emotions
>>150944169I didn't notice at first but Jakorian Bennett decking the holder to let Davis get the ball is pretty funny
>lolNice try women
>>150944402
>>150944180He's like 100 years old
>>150944280lol no they hate the bills.
the triumvirate of shitty football
I think this was the most impressive play in any game yesterday.
>>150944425said it before and I’ll say it now, Dart is NOT the solution. He is Kenny Pickett pt.2 and is a wigger
>>150944383That’ll be good enough to win the division and get the 3 seed
>>150944408>picking the RaidersThis shit pissed me off like you wouldn't fucking believe. So many media talking heads acted like Daniels being out would make the game competitive. I love Daniels, but >we are a good team outside of the QB position. More importantly, the Raiders fucking SUCK. They are BAD. I was pulling out hairs watching people act like any part of the Raiders was better than MY Commanders. Mariota is better than Peeno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE_eF483cOEprove him wrong
>>150944430All the more reason to put him to command the tank. Russ goes full retard often, but he'll still win a few games here and there.
not one but TWO toilet bowls next week
>>150944448I'm not going to watch that kek
>>150944408>the women and brown people pick Raiders>the white guy picks Redskins Yea, I think we know what happened
LA is a Chargers city now :)
>>150944463>Re*skinsthe skins are NEVER EVER coming back
>>150944457Tits and Jests will winTrust the plan
>>150944108It's all fake lol
>>150944472One day I will buy the Commanders and rename them to the Redskins
>>150944485this
>beats rival>goes 3-0>gets to fuck madison beerjustin is living it up
>*record scratch*
>>150944479Yea
>>150944448Alex won't even talk about the Jews.
Good morning sirs. Just think right now all across the Sota and Pissconsin, KANGZ fans are talking shit to their co-workers and colleagues who are Packturd fans. KEK oh no no no i feel bed for the lil fellas desu...
>>150944492Mahomes had a game-saving recovery, but we won’t talk about that. Will we?
niners bros, we stay winning
Vikings are going to destroy the Steelers lmao. The AFC North is overrated garbage
Bryce Huff Sack Tracker update
>>150944071Yes.
>the packers have the best defense in the nfl!Not so fast green gay
If the ravens don't score 35 they are frauds
>>150944074You too, anon!
bakey
>Steelers being ass means Rodgers won't beat every NFL team in the course of his careerMakes me a little sad desu
My prediction for the this game is 41-20 Ravens. Whatever the over is, I'd bet the fucking house on it.
>a single KANGZ defensive player scored more points by himself than the entire Packturd offenseKEK. Reminder they payed their qb a quarter billion dollars HAHAHAHHA
>>150944528If your team is not on the right side of this chart they will not make it past the divisional round.
>>150944463BASED
Yikes
Jalen Hurts is what happens when you take the most physically limited player and give him elite intangibles
>>150944553Your gloating is not going to age well. Enjoy the temporary victory lap.
>>150944425FIRE ALL THREE of these losers
>>150944492>obvious dogshit decision to pass and barely managed to avoid giving away a td due to linemen having no hands>collinsworth immediately starts going on about how great mahomes is and what an unbelievably fucking elite move it was
>Jayden Daniels is the only 2024 QB not to throw an INT this yearI'm getting nervous
>>150944560I don't think Jalen Hurts is the most physically limited player
Drake Maybe (not)
>>150944589Apparently he's throwing to Walmart employees
>>150944528>3 games into the seasonIt's matchup-dependent this early, kind of useless numbers
lmao I thought the Bengals and Peckers we’re supposed to be good? Pittsburgh is going to get DESTROYED in Dublin lmao
Blo Dix is a 26 year old 2nd year player that is incapable of completing a pass that has >10 air yards
This was a nice throw t.bh
>>150944562The kangz will sweep green gay yet again.I'm guessing we'll see 4 Manlove turnovers between the two games
>>150944606He's exactly what all the haters said he was KEK
>>150944598The pass rush has shown it's probably the best dline in the nfl at this point
>>150944161Holy shit lmao.
>>150944607Ben-Johnsonbros, we are so back
>>150944624You didn't even read that post before replying to it baka
>>150944147How the fuck do you get shut out by THE carliona panthers? Just how bad is Micro Penis Jr.?
This should have been a 96-yard TD
>>150944607Honestly yeah that was a fucking missile
>>150944217Missed the rams/cardinals anon
the true NFL blackpill is realizing that it's all an o-line simulator and if yours sucks you might as well not even watch the game because your qb won't even be allowed to play(this isnt excusing stroud by the way he's been shitty but it's still true)
>*loses*Heh
>>150944647rigged game
>>150944323Birds have highly efficient lungs for the sake of pumping oxygen through the body for flight.Smoke inhalation for birds is downright deadly.
>>150944649
just like we all thought
>>150944384But yeah, GO RAMS tho. haha
PUT HIM IN ALREADY
>>150944649Lmfao"I gotchu babe"
>>150944425The upside of not firing these idiots last season is they get to eat this shit sandwich of a schedule. They deserve it more than the new guys. John Mara needs to hire an independent firm to appoint a new GM and HC like the Commies did.
>>150944257NFL honestly went way too far when they decided that touchbacks on kickoffs start at the 25
>Josh Allen, checkdownbabbyWhen did this happen?
This was a horrible sequence and even worse playcalling. He threw the ball away. On 4th down. Russ simply does not care about the team, only his brand and reputation. He effectively quit on the team to save himself a hit. Get him the fuck out of here.Why is the rookie backup LT in the game Because he looked ok against the league's most anemic pass rush? Where was the 6th-highest paid tackle in the league on the most pivotal drive in the game?Is this Four Verticals? With ? Where is the safety valve? Where are the tight ends? Why is Skattebo lined up at WR? Daboll gave NO ONE a chance to catch the ball in open space and fight for the end zone. This might be the
>>150944242He did well against the Texans, which is a great defense. I wouldn't put that pick against him, he was probably pissed about all the drops (especially from BTJ of all people) and just said "fuck it".But yeah the Bengals game wasn't good. >>150944332>>150944348Based>>150944661I am amazed at how well my Jaggies' OL has played. Even Anton Harrison looks solid.
>>150944704>This might be theAnon? Anon?! ANOOOOOOOOOOON?????
>>150944517>sack trackerThat was my nickname in high school
>>150944609With Wince or McFarty at QB? Lmao Vikuck delusion is starting to get the better of you again. Green Bay isn't Shitcinatti.
>play is called the hospital pass or suicide pass>receivers get regularly injured on itwhy does the nfl still allow this?
>The great Neil deMause got together with University of Colorado Denver economist Geoffrey Propheter back in May and worked out a more thorough evaluation of the deal, including a conservative estimate of the total value of the forfeited rent. It's hideous! Per Field of Schemes, "the absolute minimum cost to D.C. taxpayers for Harris’s RFK Stadium site project, then, is $7.5 billion," but could potentially be up to three times as much as that by the end of the lease.What a disaster. Deeply embarrassing that they city council approved this deal.
>>150944737Receivers are far too uppity and need to be put in their place every now and then.
>>150944675Why the fuck didn’t they? I was begging them too last night and then all they do is sub him in for a handful of plays on the 4th quarter. It is fucking madness. I heard them say on the radio after week one that we should expect at least three weeks of Russel Wilson because the front office “wants to make sure they can’t get their money’s worth out of him” or something stupid like that but with the way that guy was throwing the ball last night there should be no more argument. That was probably one of the top five worst QB performances I’ve ever watched. Maybe because he hit one or two good throws it doesn’t qualify in the top five, but regardless he was fucking atrocious. He stinks. He throws behind guys, overthrows them, no accuracy. Sucks to be a New Yorker rn
>>150944704>This might be the
Interesting how nobody is laughing at my chiefs anymore huh the respect is back
>>150944755Everyone moved on to being mad at an actual team
>>150944755Chiefs will still struggle clawing for a wildcard spot.
>>150944755The Chiefs sucked dick last night. The dynasty is imploding before our eyes in real time. The Giants with 2025 Joe Flacco or Cam Newton starting instead of Russ win that game 10 times out of 10. They’re literally coming to blows with one another on the sideline. The locker room is in shambles. It’s ogre
rate tee higgins' baby mama
>>150944582>implying
>>150944755There's no way the Ravens can't at least slowly pull away from them down the stretch of their game next week.
>>150944773solid 5
>>150944755Nobody is watching the Queefs play the Giants on Sunday night with the Mutt cum collector Collinsworth salivating over everything he does.
>have a functioning RT>destroy the Rams
>>150944161The NFC North is such a meme division. Outside of Chicago they all have good defenses and shit offense and then play each other six times a year to pad their defensive stats and pretend their defenses are actually elite because none of them can move the fucking ball. Then they get into the playoffs and shit the bed and act shocked.
>>150944797That was bizarre last night. Mutt turned over the ball and then got it back and Collinsworth GLAZED him for it
>>150944755I don't respect them. If Russ doesn't go full retard it's an easy win for the Giants, even despite all the refball.
there are precisely zero good teams this year
at first i was like...
Can't believe my Ninies won that shit show of a game
>>150944807...but then i was like
>>150944805Same as every other year in recent memory
>>150944812Fucking nauseating
>>150944812This is so fucking hot. I hope they have a lot of kids.
>>150944807>>150944812>>150944821>t. autists
>>150944807>>150944812nevermind, i got it mixed up. she was with wan'dale first, then they broke up but she keeps pics of her on the sidelines living that WAG life still on her profile
Yeah I'm thinking the dynasty three peat is still on the menu Three straight bowls from here kiss the rings
>>150944108Both teams lost spiritually
>Chiefs 24Xavier Worthy returns and the Chiefs offense overwhelms the Ravens with the deep ball. Travis Kelce doesn’t actively hurt the team this week.>Ravens 21Lamar Jackson pulled from the game early after a nose bleed. We later learn he has been diagnosed with AIDS and that he takes nightly back shots from Zay Flowers zesty ass who also has AIDS. This will result in an entire season of rainbow painted end zones and PRIDE memes.You have been warned. This season is about to be VERY gay.
>>150944841Nah, the Eagles had a spiritual and actual win
>>150944722Mccarthy will be a better QB than Love by season's endLove has reached his ceiling, and it's backup tier
>>150944844nice cringepost
>>150944855>Love is backup tierAgreed>McCarthy will surpass himAs being even more backup tier.They’re both mediocre.
>>150944803the fact that he genuinely thought that almost giving away a td with a shit throw was an intentional 4d chess move to get an extra set of downs due to a technicality in turnover rules was just insane. i wish i could get the game without commentators
>>150944059HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150944838
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Minnesota Vikings. The team's strategies are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical football knowledge, most of the plays will go over a typical fan's head. There's also Wentz's cerebral gameplay, which is deftly woven into his characterisation of a genuinely reliable quarterback - his deep football intellect draws heavily from analytics and statistical analysis, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plays, realizing that they're not just impactful - they say something deep about FOOTBALL. As a consequence, people who dislike the Minnesota Vikings truly ARE idiots - of course, they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the playmaking in the "Minneapolis Miracle," which itself is a cryptic reference to Norse mythology. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as KOC's genius unfolds on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them.And yes, by the way, I DO have a Minnesota Vikings tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only - and even then, they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 Lombardis of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin' personnel kid .
>>150944876Whats he smiling about? Whats so funny
>>150944885he knows his son has him covered
Last night made me realize how desperate is the situation in dallas atmCeedee lamb went down the team looked fucking terrible not to mention the defenseGrim state
>>150944885The cop showed him a video of these 2 guys dancing with a cat.
>>150944885He bet on Hurts in LIX
>>150944860I don't think you can make it as a backup being as injury prone as McCarthy.
>>150944841How is a three score comeback a spiritual loss
>>150944906Glassford managed just fine
>>150944896What game were you watching? They looked like shit way before that.
Herbert is not a bust
>>150944922The offense relies 100% on Ceedee Lamb thats fucking sad
>my team is 0-3 and i don't have a goth gfjust die in my sleep already
>>150944906>What happens if JJ gets injured?>Oh well be okay we got Carson WentzGrim
>>150944926It's been 8 years and he has yet to win a playoff game.
>>150944135I heard Green Gay was a “juggernaut” all week. Shame really.
>>150944906McCarthy own backup is so injury prone we used to call him Wince cause he's always in pain
>>150944826Ruthless efficiency from Herbert. If you die on the field, don’t let your corpse get in his way.
>>150944936He just needs more time…
>>150944926Too bad the rest of the team is
>>150944928My team is 3-0 and I choose to be single because I don't put pussy on a pedestal.
>>150944755Are they going with Taylor Swift-Kelce or Travis Swift? I know for sure she isn't changing her last name to just Kelce.
>>150944928Don't tell me what to do fagit
Imagine being a fan of a team who’s entire identity is cheese.
>>150944838I want the football cake
The Green Bay Packers game last night...whatever happened there
>>150944952She isn’t changing her name at all. Kelce will hyphenate to Swift-Kelce and his jersey sales will skyrocket
>>150944954Better than being a team who's entire identity is shit
>>150944860Love isn't backup tier, but he is Goff tier, which is to say, not good enough
>>150944952He should take the Swift not only its a cool name would make her fans like him more
>>150944672damn, bussy kinda ballin out
>>150944952She isn’t changing her name at all. Kelce will hyphenate to Swift-Kelce and his jersey sales will skyrocket. The sex tape will go viral but underwhelm. She gives big starfish vibes, no oral, and no anal ever.
Russ is still prepping the cooking will soon commence you cazzies don't know ball.
>>150944135>Losing an ugly September non-conference road game means you’re eliminated from playoff contention.
Pack the only team that mattersMain characters
>>150944946
>>150944985Anything other than missionary is haram
>>150944755they looked like shit against one of the worst teams in the league
>>15094496721st century traditionalism.Will he take paternity leave?
YOU MAY ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOUR TEAM IS IN THE BASED UNDEFEATED CLUB
>>150944946>I don't put pussy on a pedestalMost people who say this think this means acting like some aloof asshole in the presence of women as if you're trying to prove how much you're unbothered but in reality it's crystal clear how much you're trying to force this image of yourself onto everyone and you just come off as an insecure faggot.
>>150945005>49ersthey shouldve been 1-3
>>150944991>$55m per year plus tip
>>150945005>EaglesLegit>BillsWill collapse in the post season as always>SFKEK>Chargers9-8 and miss the post season>Colts7-10. I feel so bad for Tyler Warren>Bucs10-7 and only because their division is so shit
>posting about politics is okay>posting about global warming is okay>posting literal BLACKED pics is okay>posting football webms is...LE BAD
>>150944995Ayo dat white boi can move
>>150944952She will change her last name to Kelce but still go by Swift
I forgot the 49ers had the Easiest schedule in the NFL this year
Big Red with the classic Kansas City shuffle not showing his hand until it counts yeah I'm thinking I'll see you in February Colts
>>150945017you must be so fucking happy this one is a banger webm for years to come
>>150945005my billies will continue their cakewalk season unabated
>>150945041>Bills>CakewalkAnd it is full of razors
>>150945016>>150945019>WE TOLD EVERYONE PURDY IS AVERAGE>WE TOLD EVERYONE THEY LOST ALL THEIR TALENT>WE TOLD EVERYONE THEIR WINDOW CLOSED>SO WHY HASNT IT HAPPENED YET REEEEEEEEEninerchads stay winning
The Colts game this Sunday will determine if they're actually the real deal or just hype.
>>150945034>I forgot the 49ersSame. Do they still have that one guy that everyone says is racist? He seemed solid but a little over rated
>>150945016Shit on anyone's chest this morning, Mamoud?
>>150945019>>Colts>7-10. I feel so bad for Tyler WarrenNah the Clots are the breakout from nowhere team this year, and the rest of the AFCS is hot garbage. They have a lot of veterans on D, good OL, J. Taylor, Dimes has weapons and Steichen is a good OC.
I wonder what would've happened if the refs noticed. Maybe they did, and the reason they didn't bother is because the game was over either way since it happened AFTER the block and turnover
>>150945050>Play Chiefs in SB>Lose>I WILL BE BACK WITH A MOTHERFUCKING VENGEANCE>Go back to the SB>Against the Chiefs>Lose againThe absolute fucking state of San Francissies
>>150945050Whats Nick Bosa status? Torn acl?Its funny how somebody here said it was inevitable he'd get injured and there it is
>>150945053You mean Nick Bosa? He's a great pass rusher. He gets buck broken by QBs that are mobile but then again, so does everyone.
>>150945061I honestly don’t disagree with anything you have said I just can’t take them seriously.
I have an incredibly hard time seeing how the Eagles won't win it all again. Their team is too fucking good.
>>150945005>black ranger vs blue ranger fight to the death this weekis this a horror movie? does the black guy die first?
>>150944963The Browns defensive front were as always the only elite part of their team. They disrupted the Packers entire game plan. They couldn’t run the ball and didn’t have time to setup the deep pass. This resulted in the score being 10-0 late in the 4th quarter. The Browns finally scored a field goal after 3 sets of downs were given to them from the refs in the red zone. Jordan Love then threw a pick, which resulted in a Browns TD. Then the Packers went down into fg range, the kick was blocked, which setup the Browns for a game winning fg. Ugly ass game from both teams.
>>150945053>raycissGod shines are so fucking annoying and incelish. This thread reeks of nigcel
>>150945080They are reminding me of the Chiefs last season
>>150945069>You mean Nick Bosa?I do?
playoff seedlings1)bills2)ravens3)chargers4)colts5)6)7)queefs
>>150945080>garbage defense>overrated offenseThey won't even make the NFCCG
>>150945091Shut up, Nick.
>>150945053
>>150945061>the rest of the AFCS is hot garbageJags are leading the league in defensive turnovers and they should be 3-0.
>>150945080Unlike the rams an actual good team would’ve capitalized on their retarded OC
>>150944180She’s 24 and willing to smoke his aged sausage.
>>150945098I seriously doubt that. They beat nearly every good team they play. They're by far the least fraudulent team. I'm not saying this out of joy, I hate Eagles fans.
Oh god the games are over so we're getting back to our regularly scheduled programming of race politics
>>150945017>640x360But why
Are Steelers on track to make playoffs?
>>150945102Wow what? Nick Wright says the "N" word? Wtf does Mahomes know? He invited that man into his meat house.
>>1509451269-8
>>150945108Here's the thing though, the Rams are a good team and the Eagles beat them.
>>150945126>The Pittsburgh Tomlins11-6 and a first round blowout exit
>>150945117The Rams tore them a new asshole
>>150945066>outplay the chiefs most of the game>gets robbed of win by bill vinovich>same cheating ref that didn't call the blatant pass interference in the rams saints nfccg>nfl gets its poster boy to replace brady>niners come back to the owl against the chiefs again>mahomes legend under threat>outplay the chiefs most of the game again>gets robbed of win by bill vinovich again>nfl poster boy saved
>>150945086Browns gotta be first team ever where you'd rather watch the defense than the offenseIts crazy to me how these dudes manage to stay motivated
>>150944491>beats rivalChargers aren't the Chiefs rivals. Chiefs are like 10-3 against them, that's not a rivalry, it's a one sided beatdown.
Can't wait to watch my Bucs whoop that Iggles ass next week
>>150945159>retard doesnt know what divisional rivals areAverage Queefs fan
>>150945107And the same PPG on offense as the Chargers. #4 in rushing yards per game, too.
>>150944508from the fumble he caused?
>>150945050Relax dawg this squad still has a bunch of missing pieces. Only a Trent Williams twisted ankle away from the season falling apart. 2026 will be better>>150945068God I hope not
Patullo and Sirianni made the adjustments. Even if they had to do it kicking and screaming. Fred Johnson hadnot taken a single rep at RT this week and was pressed into service after Matt Pryor failed. They took off the kid gloves and let the playmakers make plays, and for the love of God I hope they learned that they shouldn't be so goddamn conservative.
I wonder if this is a bit too optimistic.
>>150944582it's easy to not throw picks when you're not playing the game
>>150945126Yea, AFC is dogshit this year
>>150945080>struggled against the Cowboys>struggled against the ChiefsThe Rams are the first good win they have and even that came after a choke job
>>150944491What’s the excuse gonna be this year after a wildcard week loss with multiple INTs. Maybe it will be rainy
>>150945166Arent the bucs severely injured? Theres only so much bakey can do
Good morning, Bills bros! It’s week four and the bill and bolts are undefeated and DOMINATING their division, these are good times. The Broship bowl, AFCCG is looking more and more likely every week. Queefs fans around the world will have to watch two proud and white QBs go head to head and one will advance to the owl.Anyways, have a good week too all bolts and bills bros!
>>150945173>2026 will be betterYou fags say this cope every year and then keep having half the team die again. Almost as obnoxious as the cowgirls ffs
>>150944463Kiwi sisters....our response?..............
>>150945086>The Browns finally scored a field goal after 3 sets of downs were given to them from the refs in the red zoneJesus Christ. I might be time to bench Flacco
>>150945126There are 16 AFC teams. 6 other teams will make the playoffs, 5 are spiritually eliminated right now. Stoolers really only need to worry about having more wins than 4 other teams or at least tie breakers over them. Good odds.the wrench in the machine is one of those 4 teams is the Chiefs and will the NFL find a way to hand them the 7th seed over the Stoolers.I don't even know why we're talking about this, they're destined to lose in the wild card to some shit team like the Jaguars
Did any of you ever take bussy theory in college?
>>150945179Crazy because I hated this guy last year. I spent all last season shitting on him because he sucked and then when he came in last night I talked shit on him again. Then in the replays he was killing guys and I was cheering him. He must have been hanging out with Jordan Davis during the offseason because same thing with him last year
>>150945182The tits should be a W
>>150945203Nix hasn't played the Cowboys yet
>>150944607Shit toss back by Swift. Great camera work
Of all the 3-0 teams, 49er's are definitely the worst. We've managed to eke out these wins but god damn, this is not a team making a deep playoffs run. The NFC West is completely up for grabs for any team though.
>>150945190You know how last year the Eagles struggled through the first 4 weeks and then made adjustments and became a dominant team, going 15-1 en route to a Super Bowl victory?
>>150945207*Game TheoryThat's what I meant to type.
DeAndre Swift is making the swift family look bad
>>150945222I took music theory
>>150945217It's not really up for grabs, the Rams are winning the division
>>150945203Right I'd let fuck my daughter, left I'd let fuck my wife. I hate my wife go lions.
>>150945223D'Andre Swift and Jason Kelce might break up over this
>>150945190>Struggled against the Chiefs who went to 5 of the last 6 Superbowls and have the highest win percentage in NFL history
>>150945217by the time the 49ers make the playoffs they won't look like they do now, they're just trying to tread water atm while waiting for their star players to come back. come playoff time they'll either look like a threat or they'll be on the couch cause the whole team is dead
How does a 14-year vet have such horrible fundamentals? He legit thinks he's Mahomes
>>150945222Watched a youtube video by Veritasium about this the other day so basically im an expert
>>150945179>Patullo and Sirianni made the adjustmentsyeah, they adjusted where Patullo was standing on the field by moving him into the closetwouldn't be suprised if it was Hurts running the offense the 2nd halfcompletely unrecognizable offense from the first 2.5 weeks
>>150945227Where does it make sense to use a half diminished chord?
>>150945231Once the guy on the left sees your daughters pussy he will come down with a case of the “icks” and leave her alone He will then drive straight to the nearest boy and have his way with him Your daughter will be confused and sad about it
>>150945213IDK, I feel like we're gonna be their confidence booster after losing to Houston. I do get where you're coming from though, but 5-12 feels like our ceiling at this point.
>>150945230healthy niners > healthy rams >> hurt niners >>>> bird teamsif they stop dying this will be a close race
>>150945239If it’s anything like music theory you probably now know more about it from that video then you would have learned in college.
>>150945253The Rams will make sure to hurt the Niners so that their best players miss the playoffs
>>150945237>is in close proximity to famous jameis>suddenly start air mailing half of your passesis it really any wonder?
>>150945245See>>150945254I didn’t say I actually paid attention/learned anything.
>>150945237His wife must be so embarrassed
>BBC posting is up>BK sightings have gone downgets the noggin joggin
>>150945205The Cleveland fans were booing the offense for large portions of the 2nd half. If they had Baker they would be competing with the Ravens for the division. Their defense is very good.
>>150945269Let's keep it this way
>>150945237>The Chiefs utilized a split-safety coverage shell on 30 of 38 dropbacks (78.9%).It's not his fault, the Chiefs just cheated AGAIN!
>>150945237He always had horrible fundamentals, people just didn't realize it because he kept slipping around the backfield like a wet fish nobody could catch and that bought him enough time for someone to eventually get open. He can't do that shit anymore at his age and now he doesn't know what else to do.
>>150945249If he came to my front door for any reason other than fucking my wife(which he'd know to use the back door for) it would a chance for me to use my Remington
>>150945201Nah it was obvious this squad wasn't going to be as good this year. Front office even said they were going to take their foot off the gas in terms of signing free agents and resigning players. They lost a lot of players. I think the team is getting 10 or 11 draft picks for 2016 draft. I'm not saying they'll be as good as the 2023 version especially now with Trent, kittle and CMC getting older but I do believe they can build a squad good enough to compete for the division. Schedule is so weak this season they might sneak into the wildcard or maybe even win the division.
>>150944695playing the run and short pass game against good defenses.
>>150944695Since 2023 when Joe Brady replaced Ken Dorsey
>>150945198Allen is soon to be 0-5 and the Chargers 0-1 against the Chiefs in the playoffs.>>150945168When you're 35-6 against your division they become your sons and you have to drop the "rivalry" part. They're divisional opponents, but no longer divisional "rivals".
>>150945281I wish my wife let me use the back door...
>>150945237Mahomes is garbage too
>>150945243It was also a carbon copy of Jalen’s comfort offense that he ran with Brian Johnson all 2023. Shotgun RPOs with curl routes and check downs. Hurts took the lead on play calling at least
>>150945298Don't reply to me faggot, I don't want to catch your autism
>>150945300I tried it once but left a turd trail on the guys cock!! So embarrassing omgGo bills mafia
>MAD AT THE NINIES?smuganimegirl.jpg
really makes you think?
>AHHHHHH HE JUST NEEDS MORE HELP
>>150945300Have you tried being a homosexual black man?
>>150945302Semi true, but somehow he has the best stats and most Super MVPs of all time at his age.
>>150945298Over then no nix just missing open receivers the broncos should clean up the queefs easily. They’re too physical on d, and only dinking and dunking works on them>t. Had to witness Herbert severely punished yesterday luckily he didn’t get hurt
>>150945276Mel Kiper is right, cover 2 is unironically killing the sport.
>>150945313mad? no, i'm laughing that the niners gave brock $265,000,000 when Mac Jones can replicate his production for the $7,000,000
>>150945219>they did it last year so they MUST do it again this yearDo you always pick the teams which appear in the Owl to make it back?>>150945233>struggled against the 1-2 Chiefs who couldn't score a TD against the Giants in the first half
I feel like there going to be a lot of spaghetti tonight as both teams get their weaknesses exposed
>>150945217Yeah only a few plays away from being 0-3 >>150945236That's what I'm hoping. Hopefully Aiyuk can be 70 or 80 percent of his former self, Mustapha comes back and the rookies on the defense improve under Saleh. I'm just concerned about Bosa's injury. Hope it's not an ACL.
>>150945326Chargers didn't win that game, the Broncos lost that game.
>>150945330Are you talking about 1st round draft pick, former pro bowler, most accurate cfb qb of all time Mac Jones? Better watch out. He’ll kick you in the balls.
>>150944408Women love the raiders. it's inexplicable
>>150945334Best outcome. Don't legitimize either team, give us memeball. Even better if one of them goes full KWAB
>>150945270>If they had Baker they would be competing with the Ravens for the divisionHow do they do it? How do the Browns always manage to be a team that's not just shit, but agonizingly shit. The Browns will make smart moves and get pieces in place, then do something so unfathomably stupid that it makes everything else irrelevant
Here's hoping my Falcons lose out, Heem gets fired, and we bring Todd Monken back to the beautiful state of Georgia!
>>150945333I mean I trust the guy who keeps constantly winning for as long as he's been coaching. Same with the QB that's done the same. At some point you gotta expect it
>>150945339>Reddit spacing Go back to r/chiefskingdom
>>150945328Teams mostly play Cover 3 though
>>150945334tonight's going to be a fucking track meet for both teams and i welcome it after last night's shit game
>>150945277But a multi-year starter has to know what a tight end is right? Or that you can't keep trying the same shit that doesn't work? Until Skattebo got involved in the pass game, Russ approached every drive like a 2-minute drill with no timeouts, just chucking it deep down the sideline
>>150945347Yeah I think the lions offense looks like it did week 1 before the ravens let them back into the game with consecutive scores late in the 4th
The vikings lost to a team whos scored 0points vs the panthers
>>150945330>when Mac Jones can replicate his productionstill waiting for that part, he's fucking sucked both games he's played so far
>>150945353Is this after yesterday? The Jags receivers dropped like a dozen passes yesterday
>>150945233>The Chiefs suck>The Eagles are good>The Eagles barely beat the Chiefs when they were down three receivers>The Eagles struggled to beat KC and they were winless before this weekend!>But KC are a historically great team!Can everyone stop being gay and admit the Eagles and Chiefs are probably going to have the rubber match Owl? We all know where this shit is going.>But muh Bills that can’t win an AFCCG!>But muh Ravens that can’t win an AFCCG!>But muh (insert NFC North team that can’t win an NFCCG)!>But muh Commies with a sophomore QB and mercenary defense!Best argument>But muh 9ers that have been smoked in the Owl twice now!>But muh Rams with an ancient QB and gay HC!
>>150945363Yes
Let's be honest, the Chargers are a BYE for every team in the AFC. Nobody is scared of having to go to SoFi stadium in the playoffs. It's neutral territory. Just let them win the 1 seed kek.
>>150945355Or quarters
There are no good teamsthere are a few that are just not quite as bad as the others
>>150945354>Nigger doesn’t know what reddit spacing isGo back
>>150945342>shit take They played as good of defense as they know how too, the chargers just took it with even better and more clutch offense Ever notice how people from Kansas City are fat and smell bad?
>>150945363It feels like btj got paid by fanduel or some shit this guy is fucking over everyone
>>150945365chiefs are going nowhere until mahomeboy proves he can still play qb
>>150945326Who's the Paul McBeth of the NFL?
>>150944059shit league
>>150945380I feel like if there is ever an athlete taht is going to get attacked by some crazed degenerate gambler, it's BTJ right now.
>>150945380Yeah it was very strange.
>>150945376As it should be. The NFL needs to realize we don't want a brady or mahomes, football is better when outcomes aren't obvious and greatness is earned instead of assumed.
>>150945342If you ask me the Broncos actually won all the parts of that game that actually mattered aside from score. In fact, if they didn't keep score and you were to ask the crowd who won then 9 out of 10 men would have picked the Broncos. The 1 man that wouldn't was not actually born a man. It's simple math
>you now remember J.P. Losman
>>150945351>At some point you gotta expect itIf good teams were good forever there'd be no bad teams
>>150945383Mcbeth is 34 or 35 and still elite. Are there any mid thirties multiple champ QBs who are still elite in the league?6 time world champ?Mcbeth is Brady
>>150944253Colin couldn't make it on the NFL and blamed it on racism. Now he funds anyone who could possibly blame anything on white people. Lamo. That's the only way he can stay "relavent" is to make himself look desperate
>>150945381>Chiefs are shit until they beat my team and then they’re a ref baby
>>150945019>>150945061
Ravens Lions over 51.5 points is guaranteed right
>>150945414Sounds based to me
Bo Nix sucks. It doesn’t matter how good the rest of the team is.
>>150945398LMAO aside from a muffed punt and one blown coverage the chargers totally owned that game 2 moments donkeys, that’s all they had
>>150945378Watch it fellas we got a reddit expert over here
This nigga gonna booty blast the leagues bussy wide open
>>150945354I can't. I got banned for talking about the Jews :(
>>150945418>losing to the faiders>losing to the lalcons>getting swept by the toxinsdelusional. dimes derangement syndrome.
is he right?
>>150945414That's why all his "attempts" to return to the NFL were self-sabotaged. He never actually wanted to return, being a professional victim was more lucrative and less easily exposable. All he had to do was keep the story coming back so he could claim wypipo were keeping him down.
>>150945404>draft a guy named loserman>he losesOh my gosh how could this keep crappening to my silly billies
>>150945447100%
>>150945418>clots winning in Jacksonville
>>150945068You are not allowed to watch the NFL, towelhead. Go pay europoor soccerfags to move to your shithole country.
>>150945381>>150945365>>150945333Mahomes has dominated the league in the last 4 years without elite WRs, imagine what he'll look like once he has Rice, Worthy, and Royals>2022 JuJu and MVS were his W1 & WR2>2023 Toney and Skyy were his W1 & WR2>2024 Rice and Brown were his W1 & WR2 ((both got injured)>2025 Rice and Worthy were his W1 & WR2 (both are out)
>>150945453Script writers just don't even care anymore
>>150945124He never once looks at the nickel, just stares down what he thinks is the 1v1 battlle with the corner. Just assumes the nickel is going to stick with the vertical route. Bad play call, bad coaching, terrible execution.
>>150945447>weStopped reading there
>>150945409>xckd
>>150945319I’d be sad too if my coach kept sabotaging my o-line just so he could be Sandra Bullock.
>>150945442this graph is completely worthless when the seahawks and bears are near "mid" in blowouts
>>150945462Hmmm sweetie the nfl is coming to the ME tom brady and others
>>150945418The Colts have absolutely smoked my Steelies in their past two matchups that's an easy W for Indy
>>150945483Cope
Why is he missing kicks?Did Ninja get into his head?
>>150945179Also all those pre-Fred yards and points came on the first drive with Lane in. The Matt Pryor drives were all 3-and-out (and a strip sack that was 100% Pryor's fault).
>>150945474fans are part of the team just like the players and the coaches
>>150945417i've watched every chiefs game for some reason. Mahomes looks bad. It's not his receivers, it's not the refs, it's him.
I think we all need to step back and take a moment to laugh at the fudgepackers for starting Jordan Love (the most unclutch quarterback of all time).
>>150945492chuds everywhere are having a rough september
>>150945483Both of those teams are frauds though whose wins had more to do with who they were playing
>>150945210He was up and down last year. He got toasted by the Giants' speed rushers but shut down Trey Hendrickson.
>>150945414>Be mulatto half jew>Be abandoned by negress>Be adopted by wealthy white family in California>Become professional football player>Suddenly surrounded by dark skinned black dudes from the south>Be mocked for talking like a white, having a big Jew nose, and light skin>Grow big Afro to overcompensate>Suck at your job>Kneel for the anthem because niggers committing crimes face consequences and you need to overcompensate more for street cred with the real blacks since now they’re making fun of your gay Afro, light skin, jew nose, gay nude pics, and ability to enunciate>Get benched for Blaine Gabbert>Blame whitey for everything>Inspire other niggers to chimp out and piss off sponsor>Get cut>Cant get a new job>Compare the NFL to the plantation and call Goodell massah >Pretend you still want to play so your sneaker deal doesn’t get yanked>Fall into irrelevance>Do retarded shit every now and then hoping people remember your name
>>150945492i heard he broke up with his boyfriend on the downlow
>>150945475
Whoever wins this game will go to the Super Bowl
>>150945492Last thing we need is to worry about fgs for fuck sake
>>150945504it's not about the overall season though, it's specifically this week
>>150945308I wouldn't call it carbonthere was a lot less WR screen left-WR screen right-QB draw-puntit's crazy Patullo managed to be even worse than THAT
>>150945353
>>150945492He keeps remembering that some women don't stay in the kitchen and it upsets him
>>150945492It's because he said conservative things online and he's out in the open on the field with his neck exposed. He's like really freaked out that some is going to take. Shit at him even though the feds have anti sniper squads at the games to prevent that.
>>150945516a matchup of two titans. Bucs Eagles might literally the biggest game of the season so far.
>>150945217STFU. We aren't anywhere close to full strength and will keep getting better/healthier as the season goes on.
>>150945447Go back
Sean Payton looks like he'd be a really mean grandpa
>>150945523>muh win rate>muh success rate>muh pff gradeget these fucking nerds out of football and back in baseball
>>150945507Getting benched for gabbert came BEFORE the kneeling that's why he started doing it kek
>>150945492>keeps going too far rightkek
>>150945418How good is the Colts defense? Because Jones is 100% able to beat the defenses of the Rams, but idk how good the defense can hold up. Also,>Gayders, Tardinals, Stoolers, Failcons, Toxins, FaguarsYou're 100% a seething AFCSfag, the Colts will heem all those shit teams. The Colts could easily be a 12 win team
>>150945418I’ll give them potential wins over Vegas, Zona, Falcons, Texans, and Seahawks. They feel like the type of team that ends up with a better record than they are. Much improved from last season but nobody should view them as a serious contender.
>>150945463You mean his elite defense dominated the league mahomeboy was just pretty good
>>150945542>being proud to be this retarded
>>150945519Yeah and neither team was anywhere close to as impressive as the score would make it seem. Those were two mid ass teams who skated by against bumblefuck morons that made them seem good by comparison.
>>150945516>three nail-biter wins over three shit teamsThe Buccs are not good
>>150945550>And Bukter surprisingly enough, is far right!
why did the jags spend 2 first-round picks for hunter?
>>150944292The Titans did not become a new franchise. You're thinking of the Ravens.
>>1509454631-2 lol
>>150945565Their GM did LSD or something
>>150945495>Mahomes looks bad even though at his age he has• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most yards per game in NFL history• Most Super Bowl MVPs in NFL history• Most playoff wins in NFL history• Most rings in NFL history>>150945555His passer rating has been over 100 in the last 4 playoffs. Just to put that into context Brady only had a passer rating above 100 4 times in his 20 year career.
>>150945562>three nail-biter wins over three shit teamsBut enough about the Eagles
>>150945565Cause he plays 2 positions xD
BASED
We're in the STATS part of the season where people roll out random stats and that's supposed to be enough to talk about Bitch I don't care
>>150945507This is slightly incorrect. Kaep did not start the anthem protests for black pride. He was throwing a tantrum because he got benched for Blaine Gabbert and refused to stand up off the bench during the anthem. The BLM shit only started when he began getting attention from the media.
>>150945565The refs fucked him out of a game winning breakup.
>>150945579>>Mahomes looks bad even though at his age he has1 win and 2 losses KEK
>>150945492He is booty blasted. His e-BF got his neck blown open on camera.
>>150945583Not really, but good try
Michael Phallus II
>>150945586>>150945555Here's some stats for you.
>>150945586There's a 99.9% chance you're a faggot with a +-0.1% margin if error
>>150945579I never said playoffs specifically I'm looking at the whole body of work you cherrypicking cunt
>>150945602>no duragCursed pic
>>150945586I don't care if you care desu. Here's a fun stat for you, 100% of people who emphasize words by typing them in all caps are gigantic faggots.
>>150945604
>>150945597do not reply to the mahomes pajeet
>>150945494>writes mid tier take on Reddit coping hard >Doesn’t get many replies >reposts it here>gets called a faggot Faggot
>>150945587>He was throwing a tantrum because he got benched for Blaine Gabbertand because he failed to get traded to the jets like he wantedand because when the broncos said they'd trade for him they also wanted him to redo his overpaid contract so he shot it downfriendly reminder that the 49ers didn't cut colin, he opted out of his own contract expecting a big bidding war for him in free agency
>>150945601>barely beat the Cowboys>barely beat the Chiefs>trailed the corpse of Stafford for 3+quartersThe definition of nail biters to shit teams
>>150945565Tony Khan is retarded
>>150945602Sounds much better. Presidential even
>>150945614Good point anon. I totally AGREE with you here
>>150945602This nigga’s parents really looked at him and thought “the world needs another Michael Penis”
>>150945602wouldnt it be Michael Phallux?
>>150945614Seriously bro. I fucking HATE that. This isn’t Reddit, go there if you want to use italics or something
>>150945641Yes
Should the dolphins tank for arch?
>>150945624He was also going to get a backup job in Baltimore but his gf called the owner a slave master and called Ray Lewis a house slave.
friendly reminder that Brad Johnson's son is the backup QB for Belichick at UNC and his name is Maximus Johnson.
>>150944646It's not entirely his fault, although he is throwing too rushed at times. The offensive coordinator is fucking stupid. They ran the same 3 plays yesterday: a run that used basically the same route every time, a quick screen, and a dink and dunk. They've gotta start incorporating scrambles and max protects for Penix to really shine - he's got a canon. That whole coaching staff needs to go. I have no idea how Raheem Morris has a head coaching job in the NFL because he sucks at clock/game management and seemingly has no ability to adjust play calling once a game starts.
>>150944504Yeah, I always knew we were dem kangz.
>>150945648When has tanking ever woked
>>150945642That was my face when they blocked the kick but those are tears of joy
New>>150945659>>150945659>>150945659
>>150945625The Cowboys and Chiefs games were not actually that close. And the Rams are very good, and the Eagles spotted them a big lead by playing a practice squad guy at RT for a half before destroying them in the 2nd half.And either way, all three of those teams are better than the Falcons, Texans, and Jets.
>>150945623>116 comments >not many replies;/
>>150945638>they named him micro penis jrhis son will be named super micro penis jr
>>150945648Tanking isn't worth it. Even "generational" prospects can turn into busts.
>>150945565>bskyKwab
>>150945648Unironically yes. Holy shit they need to move on from Tua
>>150945612Mahomes is already washed up. They will be lucky to make the playoffs and aren't doing shit there.
>>150945624>49ers didn't cut colinWe would have cut him though. He was so bad that last year on the 49ers. And he wasn't trying to win either he was protecting his INT Rate.
>>150944427I have a hard time disagreeing. Herbert feels personal responsibility for that horrible playoff performance against Houston last year and he has the vibes of a guy who isn't going to let his team lose.The other really impressive throw yesterday was the Caleb to Burden flea flicker. Truly elite arm talent.
>>150945565They think he can be football's Ohtani
>>150945483completely failing to understand net success rate. it doesnt account for game situation and does not add weights for explosive plays or turnovers. if a team runs a bunch of successful plays and turns it over in the redzone, then the opposing team throws a bomb TD on two plays with the sudden change, the turnover team will likely have a significantly higher success rate on these charts than the scoring teamexplosives and turnovers are hugely impactful. sometimes they're very volatile and not projectible going forward.
