Hideo Kojima Edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d>Previous Thread>>150910053
>Day 11>still no clown bashoISHYGDDT
>>150965042
What brand of sumo Hakuoho did before he joined Isegahama-beya was his business.
we hit double digit days but only 1 has 10say something nice about your leaders and contenders
>>150965042Cheap bastard.
>>150965724This is legitimately the strongest the yokozuna have been in 6 years so far.
>>150965666huh?
Abi is getting a win today, I can tell., today's the day.
>>150965756Feels fucking weird after the last basho
>>150966017Please forgive Texas, he's drunk.
So what's the defense for if someone picks you up by the mawashi? Flail around like a toddler?
>>150966448Pretty much yeah.I can't find my webm of Terutsuyoshi defending a tsuridashi by getting as close as possible and hooking a leg between Tochinoshin's whenever he started lifting. That was also partially because tochi could barely walk at that point.Instead have a webm of the weirdest tsuridashi ever.
>>150966448Accept your fate.
Dumb American newfag hereso nobody but yokozunas and high ranking refs can wear purple?
>>150966852mawashi color is by pure preference rather than some form of 'ranking'.Onosato and Hoshoryu both wear blue and a navy blue respectively
>>150966852Traditionally ozeki too, but the rule isn't really enforced. Should be though, imho.
>>150966852Ozeki as well.
KK for Shunta, he is gonna make sandanme before he turns 16
>>150966852Pretty sure a white mawashi is banned in competition. Silver is the closest they will let you get.
>>150965042BRAVO!RAVO!
>>150966668>BAH GAWD TERUTSUYOSHI JUST POWERBOMBED ISHIURA THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCER'S TABLE
>>150966852I believe that technically they are only supposed to wear black or blue but as others have said it is not really enforced. It may be for modern Yokozuna tho; I heard Hakuho caught flak for wearing a gold mawashi to honor Wajima but I wasn't watching at the time
>>150969008It's one of those things that isn't a hard rule but quietly have cultural decorum standards behind it. Like how a yokozuna isn't supposed to henka or line up near the outer edge of the dohyo because it should be beneath them.
the n word's match is in about 45 minutes or so. I hope he loses
Keiga MK, squashed Miyabiyama in the process.
Dan Jr now 1-5
>>150966448Simply win. Hope this helps.
here it comes…
disgusting
>>150966448Okay jokes aside, you have two options. If you're close and haven't been fully lifted, you can grapevine their leg like >>150966668 said. It's not foolproof and a good suplex-player can work around it, but it beats doing nothing.If you're already airborne, you have to spread your body kinda like the Vitruvian Man. I don't quite understand how it works, but it has something to do with the weight distribution making it awkward to keep holding you. Here's a clip from Mongolian bokh wrestling where a guy does it. Chiyonofuji sort of does it too in the last webm.
>>150969883Do your shiko.
>>150970048Not quite the same scenario.
Fag.
>>150970350Both won from a terrible position. Do your shiko.
>Waka bro's foot touches the rope>Wins
>>150970430>Both won from a terrible positionSekimoto has his weight/center-of-balance directly under him in what's basically the classic kakenage position. Good win for Sekimoto, but it's more of a poor throw attempt from Kisenoumi that allowed the counter than some godly recovery.
who's kojima of rikishis
>>150970580Do your shiko.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Sumo/comments/1np1ugm/hair_pull_from_mitas_bout_yesterday/Mita should be 9-1.
>KK Shodai giving a 7-2 Takanosho an easy win for his KKYaucho as fuck.
How is Takanegro doing in the lowbie divisions? Figure he'd be able to at least steal a win.
>>150970707Won today, 4-2. YSK that Hosh's cousin lost.
Wild to think Yago entered sumo at Ms15 tsukedashi and peaked within 2 years.I thought he had made it back into makuuchi for at least 1 basho in 2022 but I was misremembering.He used to absolutely tsuppari the shit out of enho back in the day.
>>150970600Shodai. I will not elaborate
Oof
Here we go.
>>150971024>Dan vs HoshFinally!
Chiyomaru back to even, KK still possible >>150971024One thing Dan and Teru have in common, Kirishitma & Horseshitryu can't beat either of them
MIT-ACK!
Takasago juryo playoff still possible. Neat.
>>150965756Eh, the rest of the sanyaku (barring Aonishiki) is underpreforming so it doesn't feel so weird.
Hitoshi had no business winning that.
how is Endo doing? I realized he's missing this and last basho
Launched.
>shishi using actual technique and not just flailing around like a chimpwhat the fuck is going on
>>150971306Not egg shaped enough
>>150971306Still too much nose.
Asakoryu should have Henka'd after 2 false starts, it's a free win.
eastbros, the west side keeps winning
8 wins in a row for west rikishieastniggas better watch themselves
Thank fucking god. Takanosho saving the basho
nob dog dark horsing this yusho
It's kinda funny how hype Ryuden's ritual is yet nobody is cheering him on.
Mmm...
Takanosho stepping it up for the eastbrothers
Daieisho executing his plan perfectly. Get enough wins to stay in makuuchi despite his injury, Heal up and farm yusho off the lower ranks and juryo next basho
Manlet has a strong back
this is an entertaining manlet
So, about being picked up
Damn, that was impressive.
Fujinokawa might be the most entertaining manlet, I like him more and more
>>150965509Appreciated
Legitimately one of the best bouts this basho.
peak
What a nice day in makuuchi so far.
>identical record>both M2>hakuOHO and ohoabsolute kino bout
What a fucking bout
They will be both at komusubi in november. takayasu will be out, dan will be sekiwake.
It's so over
take a shot every time Hiro says "so uh"
Abikeks... I kneel
Gonoyama zensho antiyusho!
hosh must lose today
>Hiro can barely hold back his laugh at the 0-11It's a good day to not be a Gonoyama fan
Flush this turd Shoking
One step closer to the destined 11-4
SHOOOOOODAIIII
Sorry spainon, delete the pasta and remove the image
11-4
Plan bros, is it time for the destined second yusho?
Shodizzle is feeling it 13-2 yusho inbound
I hate Shodai.
does Hosh have a busted collarbone or something? looks like something is sticking out weird when he walks
I love Shodai
Oh dear...
NOZEKI
lmao what an embarrassment
how tf do you lose to this shitter
76th Yokozuna Kotozakura III (FUCK KOTOZAKURA II)>Duck Prince>The Big Fish Lips>Cake Cutter>The "Chibi" of Chiba>The Undivorceable>Demon King of the Seventh Injury>The Farmer of Low Maegashiras>"If it's Sanyaku, I don't want to even see it!">The True Son of Kotonowaka>The Kremlin's Favorite Soldier>1 life 1 Yusho>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
>>150971613As far as I can tell? Leverage got him off balance and threw off his footwork.
Hiro is coping
wACKACKTACKeThis jobber reminded me of why I never supported him during his first ozeki “run” he’s just not good.
>>150971619>The True Son of KotonowakaNot a chance. Kotozakura has his father's exact body shape. Fat all up top and tiny head.
>heres how aonishiki can STILL win!
>>150971640So homo. Much fag.
Rate my fantasy lads, it kind of looks like I was going for the lowest score possible
Twisted the man like he was a sack of rice
OZEKI PERFORMANCE THERE
Evil spirits are telling me the zunas will keep losing in the final days for a playoff with a 12-3 Zak
>>150971658I think I know what spirits you're talking about
>>150971663Dutchy Pussy spirits?
>>150971667Dutch* even
This could go so many ways.
>>150971663No offense, but how the hell do you pronounce "-szcz-"?
>>150971673Hosh will lose today >>150971603
>>150971677shtch
11-0
>11-0
THE MATCH FIXED BROS
>>150971686go back to eating salmiakki. Nobody is beating Nephew
>What is Hosh doing?!>He is beginning to believe...
Hoshoryu is a Yokozuna.
nephew getting stronger while other nephew is on the brink of a MKmakes you think
>>150971686
And tomorrow he'll defeat Dan as well, to deliver him onto the promised 11 wins land
Hiro 'Bill Shatner' Morita.
Oh boy, close call.
onosato sure looked unhappy about that win
Managed to unpanick himself. I'm not sure whether to praise the recovery of criticize how he got there to begin with.
looks like he got stood up pretty badly from the tachiai, I think an attempt of a slap down that got parried toodid well to deflect takayasu and put him off balance to recover though
OnoKAYO moment
>>150971640
Two things today:Daiebros, I think we are so back. He looks like he remembered how to do his style of sumo. Next basho will be the one where he crushes after he narrowly grabs a KK this time.I love WTK when he's fighting well, but when he's off it looks like he doesn't evem belong in the dohyo. I thought the same thing in January when he got that 7-8. He'll have to be lucky to escape double digit losses.
>comments disabled for asahakuryu vs mita on the jsa youtube channel>>150971293Recovering from surgery.
>>150971696Oho was the only thing standing in Hoshoryu’s way, and Hoshoryu already cleared that obstacle.
>>150972691Oh, one other thing. Onosato has impressed me a lot this basho. There's been lots of times where he's been in a disadvantageous position, but he's consistently recovered and shoved the other guy out. This isn't like the 14-1 where everyone let him walk forward with his brain turned off. He's improved a whole lot, and I think he could finally topple his Hoshoryu demon.
>>150972869Day 15 will be interesting, not even sure who I'd put my money on.
>>150972884my money is on Onosato win forcing a playoff where Hoshoryu wins
>>15097289414-1 yusho with a playoff would be the best case scenario.
I was going to say Soga is a bitch for not showing up for his match but then I saw his opponent was a 500 butter golem so maybe its okay he skipped
>>150966668>>150966730If I were oyakata I would add Atlas Stone training to my rikishi and make them great at picking up guys and walking them
I thought it was over for Wakamiyabi but he's 3-3 now. Hope he can pull a KK out of his ass.
>>150973026And then none of your rikishi would have knees or a lower back. Congrats, retard.
>>150973026Tochinoshin would've made yokozuna if he had a normal fighting style. His constant liftouts fucked his knees and resulted in him only being ozeki for just over a year.
>>150973026tsuridashi meta was over once it became common for rikishi to weigh over 300 pounds.
>>150971609>>150971610>>150971611>>150971613I missed Sumo today.What the fuck happened?
>>150973380Shodai Yusho.
>>150973380that was Wakatakakage (5-5 ozeki run barely alive if he wins) vs Kotosh*ho (2-8 yusho hangover)(fishlips walked him out like it was nothing)
>NSK upload of Mita's bout has comments disabledWas really confused until I heard about the hair thing.
>>150973625This means Dan is now unironically the next ozeki promotion favorite.
>>150965042kojima invented sumo??
>>150973658If he finishes 10-5 or better, yes. Then a good showing would see him promoted for January.
>>15097371310-5 is dangerous because I don't think they would promote Aonishiki on less than 12 wins the basho after unless Zak utterly collapses. He started from M1 and they would probably look unfavorably on how new he is.
>:)>:O>:|
Holy fuck that Fujinokawa match was amazing.
>>150973784he will get there eventually regardless
wakatakaKOGA is pathetic
>>150973625Oh...
We're literally never getting another Ozeki again are we.
>>150974073Go back to 2023 and we were panicking about the same thing. Takakeisho was dying on his feet, Terunofuji could complete one basho per year. Meanwhile, Hoshoryu and his constant underachieving and Wakatakakage could never seem to break out of that junior Sanyaku tier.
>>150974073There was an over four year gap between Asashoryu and Koto'oshu's ozeki debuts, this is nothing.
>That extra shove Asahakuryu gave MitaHoly fuck what an actual asshole. Not that the girl behind the rikishi he landed on minded; she's gonna be flicking her bean to that for weeks.
So here we are.>0 lossHoshoryu>1 lossOnosato>2 lossShodai, Takanosho>3 lossKotozakura, Aonishiki, RyudenWho's your money on?
>>150973844Me at the hanamichi
>>150974338CRASHING THIS BASHOIN TWO MORE WEEKS
>>150974380I thought that was Asashoryu for a second.>Just runs onto the dohyo during the Onosato v Hoshoryu pre-match>Picks Onosato up by the belt and dumps his fat ass outside>"Nephew, if you want this yusho, you must go through ME"
>>150974400>Final Fantasy X [OST] - 04 - Otherworldstarts playing
I have come once again to admire sumo as the most unknowledgeable person here, and to post my man Ryuko Seiho who is awesome (partly for playing Sekitori in Abarenbo Shogun).How have you all been?
>>150974474Loving the two Yokozuna tearing it up and gooning to Mita. And waiting for Goshima to make Yokozuna unless he pulls a Takerufuji and internally combusts.
Bros is Daieisho, dare I say, /farming low maegashira/?
>>150974646Is there a basho tonight?>trying to learn terms
>>150974474>How have you all been?Falling deeper into the schizophrenia of believing that Dan will get the rope on consecutive 11-4 yushos because he can't escape that scoreline
This is the second basho i have been "following"By following i mean watching those 27 minutes highlight videos that NHK puts outThis shit is fantastic, i dont really feel the interest of following the sport during the "downtime" but sitting down to eat lunch and watching the video is the highlight of my fucking day during these 15 days.Seeing two henkas on todays (yesterdays day 10) video and both working flawlessly was pretty excitingCurrently im very fond of seeing>Aonishki always staying very low>Onosato pushing power sending niggas flying>Hoshoryu doing everything well. Since he recused himself from most of the previous basho i hadn't seen him competing but he seems super well rounded>Ura doing very well (so far) on this basho>Kotozakura's incredible size and bossomThats all, thanks for reading my blog
>>150974781Wait, I mean another round.
>>150974781Tomorrow will be day 12 of the current basho. Maybe you're a west coast gaylord so it'll be late night but you get the idea. Bashos start on the 2nd Sunday of every 2nd month and run for 15 days.
>>150974797Bashos run for 15 straight days every two months.Today has been the 11th day of the September basho
thank you dudeim too lost without the english commentary but this seems to have a lot of shit to spend time onthank you
The vods generally go up less than an hour after the division finishes. The guy is good at what he does.
Also the site is scuffed as fuck so don't expect much. He used to do it through D*scord until the janjans needed to earn their pay (0$).
>>150974862>>150974876gonna save Makuuchi to watch with my lunch as i always do (for the commentary) and watch Juryo here
>>150974904if you have the time you'd probably appreciate don don sumo on youtube toogoes a bit heavy on the terminology (you can google the terms) but the technique breakdown is pretty good at showing moves and counter-moves that mightn't be super apparent if you're a new viewer
>>150974904>Who to watch in JuryoAsanoyama (Broke Covid quarantine to visit a brothel (see: based), former Ozeki)Kotoeiho (Kotoshoho's younger brother)Asasuiryu (Asakoryu's younger brother)>Who to watch in MakushitaEnho (Former top division, has neck injuries, is small but feisty, fan favourite)Goshima (My pick for next Yokozuna, fucking hell he's big)Mudoho (Oho's younger brother)Okaryu (Memelord)Tenrosei (Hoshoryu's cousin)>>150974948Fuck that faggot for putting his stupid brown thirdie face in the corner of every vod.
>>150974981lmao yeah, the presentation is pretty good too aside from that one awful decision
>>150974790This is my third basho I'm following. Unfortunately I can't watch along live with everyone else in the thread so I have to rely on NHK recaps and Dondon sumo, and I also watch the Futagoyama support channel for my boys.
>>150975072>I have to rely on NHK recaps*sigh*Do I really have to post it again?
>>150975087If you got something better it'd be appreciated
I came here to laugh at AoniSHITki.But also to pray for him to beat Nephew.
>>150975176I'm starting to believe that Dan won't stand a chance against Nephew (forma de healthy toe).
Question, why does sometimes (rarely) a Juryo competes against a Makuuchi wrestler?Is that to cover spots by fighters that had to abandon the tournament due to health?I thought that by default the 42 rikishi in makuuchi would just get paired into 21 bouts
>>150975401It's to fill gaps due to injury. Makuuchi only has 41 competing rikishi because Takerufuji DOWNS PINTS OF STEROIDS DUDE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU so someone in Juryo gets pulled up. Btw steroids are fine in sumo because all that matters is winning, Takeru is just a retard about it.
Other than Onosato, Dan is the biggest hurdle Horse needs to get past to zensho. The rest of his matches are pretty much gimmes. And that means that Dan is doubtlessly ozeki material. Plus he will be even heavier and stronger by the time November rolls around.
>>150975476I hate to say it but Dan is probably the 3rd best rikishi in Japan right now. For WTK this basho is inexcusable.
extreme zak erasure going on here
>>150975513quite laterally whomstve
>>150975513>JulyDan 11-4Zak 8-7>MayDan 11-4Zak 8-7>MarchDan 11-4Zak 8-7I could've copy pasted the scores but chose to type each one by hand just to get the point across. I want Zak to regain his Ozeki pride but come on, his post-November slump has been crazy, he's holding onto his rank by the skin of his teeth.
>>150975566Average opponent strength??
>>150975185>I'm starting to believe that Dan won't stand a chance against Nephew (forma de healthy toe).I think he'll get his shit pushed in by both Hosh and Ono. He might even go sub double digits completely fucking up his ozeki run.
>>150975583WTK and Kirishitma have better results than Zak with the same strength of schedule, and yet both keep losing to Dan.
>>150975659We already saw Dan get bounced out of the club by Onosato on day one my man. It wasn't as ridiculous as July and it seemed like Dan was trying something, but the end result was equally as predictable.
Come on Roga. The Futagoyama boys can't keep eating 7-8 chankonabe. And Mita is starting to get smacked around.
>>150974646Makushita joi is quite competitive this basho. Goshima could get rugpulled at Ms6 if he doesn't win out.
>>150975583Dan fought a tougher schedule in July and likely will this time around too. As of now its not even certain Zak will get both his yokozuna matches, Takanosho &/or Shodai might take precedence over him.
>>150975949>As of now its not even certain Zak will get both his yokozuna matchesI think that insult would only be levied if he was already MK. He’s having a good tournament and has earned his Yokozuna matches on Day 13 and 14. They can then keep him in reserve to face a yusho-threat fraud like Shodai. (He’s got Takanosho tonight)
>>150975842He's 4-1 at Ms5 my man, he can't go to Ms6 no matter what and one more win will probably get him sekitori.
>>150975949Big Zack is 8-3, there's no way he doesn't fight both yokozuna. The sekiwake who are teetering on MK are the ones who are gonna get skipped over.
>>150976217I meant juryo from Ms6 but I was wrong since he's Ms5. Anyways my point still stands; there is still a 4-2 Ms2, a 4-1 Ms3, a 4-2 Ms2, and a 5-1 Ms1, which would call for ending at 6-1 to fight for whatever slots that open up that isn't Endo's.
>KiriSHITma>WakatakACK-!!!geI guess once Dan falls off we can start calling him AoniSHITki.
>>150976358
>>150976358There is no we
>>150976350Either way I have faith that Goshima will go far. Not only is his shikona cool as fuck, but his physique is crazy. It's like if Takerufuji's steroid mass went on his entire body instead of just his upper.
>>150976358>10-5>not ever a MK>never MK>AONISHITKI!!!!Holy...
>>150976474Don't make me scrape the archives for "onosharto".
>>150976424He's got good sumo and a well-rounded body. Also doesn't have much of a neck to nodawa since his head is so round. I don't recall if he has had a history with injuries while in college, so he should have decent mileage for now.
I watch the len natto reposts on youtube, like 20 hours late.
>>150976485Nodowa really doesn't feel like that big of a deal to me. There's a general idea in MMA that when you get punched in the face do NOT flinch or recoil from it. You need to be able to take a crack to the face while staring it down. The same applies in sumo. These guys belt each other in the face nonstop and if you turn away for a split second your opponent has your belt and you're out. Watch Onosato's face during fatslap exchanges; he's fully aware of this and will not turn away. Nodowa is the same, you just have to keep staring your opponent down and slapping.
I'm so sick of seeing K*senosato's stupid fucking face ringside when I'm trying to watch my Ozumo.
>>150976518It can break someone's balance without much setup, and it complements well in both yotsu and oshi-zumo. It's good enough where people have to respond to it unless they want to be leaned backwards (then pulled/pushed down) or have their attacks slowed down.
I love seeing Nishonoseki's hinkaku face ringside while watching my ozumo
>>150977023>Hmmm I didn't get much sleep last night... gotta keep awake>I'm in charge of this section of dohyo... gotta keep looking here and ignore that someone just hair pulled...
The best time to watch Nishonoseki is when he's judging the jonokuchi/jonidan fights. Bonus when something stupid happens and he's trying not to laugh.
>>150977105>I was an Ozeki and lost playoffs to Hakuho so many times and this fat fuck just tried THAT SHIT???>Pffffaaaahahahaha wait no... hinkaku...
Has anyone ever been disqualified for accidentally farting real loud inside of the magic circle and ruining its purity?
Maybe Shodai had it in him to compete for yushoes this whole time and was just content being in mid mægashira, collecting his salary, alternating KKs with MKs and leading a stress free lifestyle joking around with Abi at the jungyo and then one day in August he said to himself "but what if I have regrets after I retire? maybe I will suffer the rest of my life? maybe going for more yushoes is really the most stress free lifestyle over the long term"and now we're looking at the results of that realization. here is a video of Dan-Shodai I
>>150977165I heard that somewhere around 2000 someone's mawashi completely fell apart and he was basically nude in the ring. There's no rule saying he has to stop fighting but he did out of embarrassment.
>>150977121It's more like:>yobidashi has a voice crack>another shimpan gets crushed by a falling wrestler for the 2nd time in their shift>a wrestler slips on the dohyo before the match even starts
>>150977239>Shirokuma dares to try and take chanko from the table while Onosato is still feastingI know, funny shit.
>>150977173I thought the mawashi being undone resulted in a loss?Anyways I was thinking of the UFC fighters who did shart and piss in the ring, and it technically wasn't against any rule.
>>150977173damn, i'd go hikikomori mode after that.
>>150977121>>150977105When are we gonna have Teru staring down Atamin by the dohyo? After he cuts his hair or he needs few years to get shimpan "privileges"?
I said Mita could make D1 if he didn't shit the bed and now look a lot what he's doing
>>150978336Anyone who starts off as hot as he did is going to face his toughest competition in the last 5 days, same shit is happening to Shodai & Takanosho. Mita will get promoted if he is capable of earning it with a 10-5, otherwise he will move up to a rank that will allow him to get promoted for January with a lesser score. Not everyone can leapfrog juryo in 2 bashoes like Onosato, Dan & Kusano did and it seems so unlikely that someone with that level of talent would choose FutaGOYama as their stable. Why not go to a stable that offers good training partners like Arashio or Kise?
Why is he kneeling on the floor?
>>150977172Shodai looks to be heading for a joi level promotion so expect a rematch with Dan in November
image if horse takes zensho into the final day then loses twice to onosato
>>150978805Showing respect.
>>150979204I think he was a relative who wanted to see a match up close, but didn't want to mess up the cushion for the people who had tickets to that section.
Ah!
Total Kyokutenho death.
they're gonna use an electron microscope to draw koga's name on the next banzuke
>>150978805Seiza.https://www.nippon.com/en/guide-to-japan/gu020002/
>>150980523It was more the fact that it was on the floor.
>>150975691Oh shit, that's right. He's already fought zak as well. Maybe he can pull off an 11-4 after all, or even a 12-3.
SHINGURU PAKKU MINI
>>150965090apparently this guy was ukrainian
>>150981215
not a single kyujo so far this 'sho amongst the sekitori except for the two who sat out from the beginning
>>150981947Gonoyama probably needs to.
where the fuck are the streams without some faggot talking over them
>>150982330VPN + ABEMA
>>150980523Okay, but why not doing so on any of the provided zabutan (sitting cushions)?
>>150982330on Kick since Twitch banned all of em
Slop star on the clay now
Blood in makushita
YSHYSHYSH
who /queenbee/ here?
>>150982758Women aren't allowed on the dohyo
>>150982758I used to but that vtuber fag has a restream of just Abemas broadcast so I watch that.
>>150982780Worse, she restreams Midnight who is restreaming Abema's broadcast
Manlet on manlet violence.
Why is Tochitaikai's head so weird
>>150982829You should see the shape of the hole it squeezed out of.
>>150982807that makes no sense, you are wrong
Juryo leaders after 12. Takasago stable playoff still on the cards.
>>150982330Several years in the past when Twitch weren't banning streams for not having people talk over them
Were people booing onosato's dohyo-iri? Seemed like a lot of low voices and shouts, less silent reverence than most nights.
>>150982942No.
>>150982942>Silent reverenceAside from the constant crying babies/drunk old men screaming in the stands
How the fuck did Shishi get KK?
Shishi (Maegashira 36 West) KK after 5 years of baby sumo.
>>150983031By matching for power and then outlasting Mitakeumi, obviously.
>Shitdai
Shodai won btw
>>150983039The :DDD power of Shishi is insane.
Oho, please save us tomorrow.
I always forget Shishi has a voice of a 14 year old. lmao
>>150983050The battle of wasted potential, they're both past it now anyway
Manlet fight
Fuck you Midorifuji. I wanted my manletbowl kino
>>150983039I'm getting my Shishi cards PSA graded
Hosh will win and go 14-0 and then lose to Onosato on day 15. He'll take the Yusho but be denied the zensho by OnosatoI will it.
Love me Ura
Lfg, Ura in the joi again
Kuso...
>>150983095That would be so fucking good, like he did to onosato.
>>150983249It would be the most kino shit ever
Kotoshoho should commit seppuku
Thank god atami is still less of a fraud than fish lips
>farm low level maegashira for more than a week and a half last Basho>get yusho>next Basho get matched up against sanyaku and higher maegashira>shits the bedEXPOSED
who could've predicted this?pro tip: everyone
Takayasu will skrrt demotion from komusubi again at this pace
Youngin's gotta fuckin learn
The beast of ReiwACK
abi may literally kill himself
WE DID IT GONOREDDIT
Never seen him do this poorly. Is he ok?
>2-10>1-11I knowI know I've let you down
brutal match
>>150983375I wish I could pixel art
Why is Wakatakakage so smug about that win...?
>>150983388God I wish that were me
>>150983389Just happy to a win after losing three in a row. Didn't look smug from here.
>Murray saying all the rikishi are too fat to take one plane to London, so they're taking twolmao
>>150983406Yeah we're aware Murray is a disrespectful piece of shit.
TAKANOSHO!!
Hmm....
AAAAAACK!
owari da
It's really because all of Sanyaku will be wiped out if there's a plane crash.
>>150983406>The entire banzuke on a single plane>It's impossible for the plane to handle the load>The pilot miraculously manages to make the trip across half the world>Upon arriving in London, the plane can no longer handle the weight (the insulin processes in each rikishi have created 5kg of extra fat during the journey)>They crash into Big Ben
>>150983375What the fuck do you think you're doing?
nob dog yusho all but guaranteed
>>150983441He's being disrespectful. You should put him in his place.
Kirishitma has never beat Onosato
Will today be the day Kirishima finally beats someone bigger than him?
Hosh just stopped shaving all together?
>>150983466Until he loses, probably.
>>150983466it's working for him. 15-0 run on the way
>>150983462No...
>>150983462No
Easy.
too easy
kiri-SHIT-ma
Alright, here we go. Can Dan pull this shit off?
So what's the magical secret behind the walk forward and win" technique? How does it keep working out so well?
>>150983501Do your shiko, eat your chanko.
so if you cant scare him into pulling, how do you beat Onosato?
>>150983501just be yourself
>>150983504With a stick, while he sleeps.
>>150983501Just ganbarize and it just works
>>150983504stick to your own style of sumo
>>150983504practice your brand of sumo
>>150983507You think he sleeps? Eyes are ever watching...
>>150983504Golf club.
>>150983517The blackest eyesthe devils eyes
>>150983517He naps occasionally.
>>150983523Genuinely looks like an upset toddler.
76th Yokozuna Aonishiki>The Ghost of Kiev>The Last Soldier of the Azov Battalion>The Tsar of the Mawashi>The Destroyer of Knees>Diamond Back>Dan the Terrible>Taiho Reincarnated>The True Great White Phoenix>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
Time to shave....
POST IS SPAINON!!!!!
SUMMER NEVER ENDED BABY!
FRAUDZUNA!
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
AONISHIKI WON
HAHAHAHAHAHAHADAN IS SO GOOD
wew, really well fought
The 11-4 will NOT be denied
DAN DA MAN
EREBOU CHIPPU, PREASU UNDERSTANDO
WHITE BOYZ RISE UP
Nice one
SLAVA UKRAINE
DAMN DANIEL
Well, well, well...
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE ANTIDANFAGS EMERGENCY MEETING ON DISCORD WE NEED TO MEDITATE ON WHAT THE OFFICIAL MESSAGE OF THIS EVENT IS!!!!
So who will deliver the 4th loss to Dan?
>>150983558Nob Yusho PLEASE
Dan is actually pretty good, man. His Sumo is legit.Good match.
I KNEEL
>>150983561Takanosho scheduled for tomorrow. If not, then... Hiradoumi or Wakamotoharu? Maybe?
The fucker was shoving people for 11 days only to pull out his bullshit to deny zenshosh, mad cunt
>>150983571not like he wasn't trying to oshi him tbf
Post your best BBM sumo cards
what does the interviewer say before he starts asking questions? "hosho-zeki"? I know "-zeki" is an honorific for rikishi
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAonishiki is what people thought Shishi was going to be. Ozeki is inevitable.
>>150983588do they release these every basho or what? might have to snag a few somewhere
Hoshoryu getting out-Hoshory'd has gotta sting the ego
aonishiki just won his shukun-sho today, maybe he can win another special prize in this tournament
>>150983595Beginning of the year and in May. Grabbed a few boxes when I visited in May.
>>150983589not in this contexthe was saying that hosh should stay ozeki
>>150983592Respect Shishi, he still has time
>>150983608
>>150983608Enough time to catch up on the 100000 years of missing evolution?
it's been a good basho. yokozuna are showing up, nobody's had to fusen, etc.
HOLY SHIT!
>>150983642inb411-4 takonosho yusho
>>150983669>takonosho yushoWe've been there before. Whole 2.5 times. Never ends well.
>>150971589
>>150983957Holy shit is this real Reddit?
>>150984006>that signature smug look of superiorityAfraid so
>>150983589-zeki is an honourific for sekitori specifically.>An entire honourific exists for 70 fucking people
>Goshima up to 5-1This boy has Makuuchi written all over him.
Both these guys were in the Yuusho race last basho
>>150983589it's 放送席 broadcasting seat/spot.
>>150984357And Ryuden is in it this time, albeit it a 12-3Y would require both Onosato and Hosh to implode for two days straight.
Dan has ended up on his knees both times he's faced Nephew. Who's really the one kneeling?
Takanoyusho has almost arrived again. I'm mentally constructing a ridiculous series of events to get him to a final day playoff against both yokozuna which involves Onosato slipping on some salt vs WTK (because that's the only way he's losing that match)
>>150983957WE LOVE YOU GOAT!
Where's the webm with Onosato bowing when he sees Aonishiki win? That was kino
Felt like Zak did a nodawa then just gave up after that
>>150984955Aonishiki is really strong. He's bigger than he looks, with an Asashoryu-like build. If he stays healthy, Ozeki is inevitable.
>>150984681
finally... revenge
>>150985113>If he stays healthy, Ozeki is inevitableIt actually does feel this way. It could even happen before the end of the year if he can do something special. Tochinishin Ozeki'd from M3w but there was a 14-1Y and 37 wins in that.
>>150985113>>150985225i wonder what you wrote when he lost to fucking Shodai yesterday. It's 1 day at a time and nothing else. He will be ozeki though, not denying that.
>>150985256I was at work so I didn't write anything. Probably would've been aoniSHITki though.
>>150985123Thanks
>mfw Kaminishiki breaks Hosh's zensho attemptOwari da. First European Yokozuna incoming.
>>150985360Hosh broke Sato's. Dan broke Hosh's. Next is Sato breaking Dan's, although you could argue that happened on day one this time.
>>150984955where's the tio tweet?
>>150984955>hoshoryu and aonishiki laugh at a hilarious joke while onosato doesn't get it.jpg
>>150985123For me it looks like he just really needed to take a shit/piss and was just in a hurry to get back to the lockers but wanted to stay and see the fight to study Hosh, rather than thanking Dan for destroying Hoshoryu zensho run.
>>150985617good one
Hoshoryu bros...
I wonder how much Hosh's mental would improve if his uncle was banned from social media
>>150986093He's the living embodiment ofWE'RE SO BACK>*minor thing happens*IT'S OVER
>>150986105I can't imagine he cares. He knows better than us what his uncle is like. I'm very sad that Uncle never went to Tatsunami to give Nephew some butsukari though. Could've been kino.
undefeated vs horseshitryu after multiple contests:terunofujitokushoryudan
>>150986108Not like prime Asashoryu was untouchable, he lost to shitters like Kokkai and Aminishiki once in a while.
>>150986078>>150986093not him, just a fan account
>>15098614720 basho in the space of 26 is borderline untouchable honestly. Best Hakuho did was 20 in 28.
>>150986147>Not like prime Asashoryu was untouchable, he lost to shitters (...) AminishikiWell,
>>150985619They have to stay, there always has to be the same number of rikishi ringside. So, yeah, most of the time, they just can't wait to leave. Hakuho did call for mono-ii once, though.>>150986147>wants to prove Asashoryu lost to shitters >lists Aminishiki as an exampleTopkek. Man has kinboshi from 5 different 'zunas, Hakuho included.
Shishi is gonna be M16 in November.
>ZOOOOOMmmmmmmThats the sound this zoomer makes who is on his way to ozeki
kiriSHITma has lost 7 of his last 8
>>150986351FUUDO POIZONINGU PUREEZ ANDASTANDU
>>150983406East plane versus West plane. Who wins?
>>150986306>Man has kinboshi from 5 different 'zunas,That just means he was a maegashitter the entire time because actual sanyaku don't get kinboshi.
>>150985617>laughs in russian>raughs in mongol>???s in nihongo
the previously highly vocal group of anti-danners all seem to have suddenly gone quiet
>>150986593Nobody is anti-dan though, those are your tranny delusions. It's just you that's hated.
>hoshoryu can't even zensho with the best form he's ever hadshamefur
>>150986593I'm not anti-Dan. I'm anti the faggots who ride his dick because SLAVA UKRAINI.
Hoshoryu last days>Kotozakura>Onosato>???
>>150986791Probably Takanosho.
>>150986791Hoshoryu v Onosato is saved for the senshuraku musubi no ichiban. Its wakatakakage on saturday
>>150986791Oh and to clarify, Takanosho would be his day 14. Onosato and Hoshoryu were scheduled to fight on day 15 before this basho even began.
>>150986808Oh I didn't realise he hadn't fought the failed Ozeki yet. Yeah that's his schedule.>Zak>Failure>Lardo
>call me a neanderthal one more time, i dare ya
>>150986852Dios mio...
>>150986852neanderth-ACK!!!
>>150986852Shishi looks like the protag of a NTR doujin
>>150986852Homo Maegashira Infimus
>>150986777u presume thats the reason ppl like dan because ur a redditfag polfag, nobody else cares about that shit. most everyone here is like me, we don't use 4chan at all outside of /sumo/
>>150986808wakatakaKOGA's only hope of making KK is if he dodges a yokzuna bout on account of his atrocious record
>>150987027>most everyone here is like me, we don't use 4chan at all outside of /sumo/And yet you know about /pol/. Curious!
>>150987039That's like being surprised we know about vegans, crossfitters, bicyclists, and people with air fryers.
>>150986954Nah, he looks cute enough to be in a notso-ugly bastard x gyaru doujin
filling in lower sanyaku on the next banzuke could end up being a real challenge depending on how these last three days go
>>150986791it SHOULD be wakatakakage on day 14
>>150983598He tried to do a pull, which he never does, and everything went to shit from there. I don't think he has any idea how to approach Dan yet.
>>150987057Me in the bottom right (and I'm only 3 months into HRT!).
>>150965666I understand the better man meme but you really strained yourself for that one, huh
>>150987189>the real FUTAgoyama is here...
>>150987187Dan's game and his match up almost exactly and Dan is stronger and has better balance, he knew exactly what to do the instant Hosh moved that leg in front of his for the throw. Hosh is gonna need to muscle up a lot more if he isn't going to lose to Dan consistently for the rest of his career
>>150987276He was able to do that because he had a good angle on him, because of the belt grab he got earlier due to the failed pull. But yeah it's a tough matchup for Neph and I'm not sure how he's going to solve it.
My professional review of the Dan v Nephew fight is that Dan was just too good at resisting the throw attempt. Nephew put his leg in front of Dan's for the throw, but Dan responded by bending him backwards over his own leg. The guy's just too stable.
>>150987346Hosh has a small reach advantage he might be able to leverage if the circumstances are just right, but other than that Dan seems to have every advantage. Hosh is too lanky, Dan is shaped more like uncle than neph is, Hosh needs to get heavier and more muscular if wants to equal uncle's physique. He'd be fantastic if he could get there, imagine Asashoryu enlarged by 2%
>>150987216Damn I already forgot how spherical he was.
>>150987415Still can't believe that not only did he lose the weight but he also went on HRT.
>>150987775Insulin is a hormone after all.
>>150986852At least he's not a slack jawed mouth breather like shishi
Non-zero chance of Oho making Sekiwake for the 2nd time without touching Komusubi once.
>>150988298Nah, its probably gonna be like thishe or Hakuoho 9/6 Komusubi WestWTK or Kirishima 7/8 > Komusubi EastTakayasu 7/8 or 6/9 > MaegashiraDan 11/4 > Sekiwake West
>>150982345He's being punished.
>>150982975>A silence engulfs the venue...a baby cries...a drunken man yells something none but himself can understand...a woman, or possibly a child, we can't be sure as they sound the same, wildly screams out the name of a rikishi...a beer bottle topples over and rolls across the floor...Sumo crowds are the best.
>>150986593Dan haters are constantly having to eat crow and walk back their complaints and criticism every time Dan performs.
danbbles
>>150988726They're somehow more rowdy than Japanese MMA and Japanese pro wrestling crowds.Anytime there's an upset, they recreate the ECW "can someone throw me a chair?" with luxurious pillowshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CopBfDlSHug
>>150989075I wouldn't have it any other way. Sumo is goofy as shit, I say, let the people have fun. (Except for Gaijins, they should behave themselves and show hinkaku)
>>150989075I thought they had bolted the pillows down this time around, so imagine my surprise when there were like two of them flying onto the dohyo after that last bout.
>>150989126Whoever shouted "hakkeyoi" from the crowd last basho I think it was hopefully had to perform sudoku in public.
>the crowd won't throw zabuton any more now that Dan is 3yaku
>>150970926Wow i cant believe a tsukidashi spot isnt all that it takes to succeed
>>150984681>when he sees Aonishiki winIt's the bow that literally every single rikishi does literally every single time they leave the dohyo
https://youtu.be/lrS18qMO5e0I can't believe I have to share this hobby with this abomination.
>>150990947no it wasn't, is was a special moment of paying respect to Dan
>>150987414>Hosh needs to get heavier and more muscular if wants to equal uncle's physiqueAbsolutely sick of this meme. Hosh weighs more NOW than uncle did at his heaviest.
yfw Dan
>>150991642>sugar rag chaagiinmongolian is such a language
>>150991642I think uncle has a better weight distribution due to his height.
>>150991642Look at the massive ankles and feet on Asashoryu, Hosh's look like wimpy little twigs in comparison.
>>150991781>>150991783>the chad short king vs the virgin lanklet
Chiyomaru in action tonight looking to save KK after a 1-3 start
What time does the days video normally come out on the nhk website? I want to see day 12
>>150993117Why not just watch it here instead?https://www.youtube.com/@sumo-video/videos
>>150991642Yes, but he's taller, so he needs to be HEAVIER to compensate.
>>150991890More of a 9 ball, imo.
>>150991642Just built different
>>150993357Thanks! The commentary helps me I'm new and a bit ignorant, but I was able to watch a few key matches, it will hold me over until the highlight video shows up
>>150991781>>150993638by a whole 2 inches
>>150994764And it clearly makes a difference.
new thread >>150994818>>150994818>>150994818
>>150994764>6'>5' 10"Tell me two dont matter
>>150994838Fucking kill yourself
>>150994855Anyone who doesn't think two inches matters can just ask my girlfriend... just kidding, I'm alone.
>Wake up>Tune in>Nigganoumi gets his 5-2
