is this the thread
guess not
Lmfaoooo
>>150973496What does CJ even stand for?
This picture upsets me
>>150978205Nothing wrong with sucking some cock every now and then, anyway go chiefs
>>150978205No seahawks?
>>150978205Based
>>150978215In Philly we get down exactly the same thanks to ownership and we all get free PREP for every tailgate
OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGS: WEEK 3https://forms.gle/EZYXGnN86YaT86ec6vote how good you think each team is right now on a scale of 0 at worst to 10 at best, and I'll post the results on thursday. for reference, here's last week's rankings:1. (9.156) Philadelphia Eagles2. (9.125) Buffalo Bills3. (8.594) Baltimore Ravens4. (8.406) Green Bay Packers5. (7.625) Los Angeles Chargers6. (7.094) Tampa Bay Buccaneers7. (7.031) Los Angeles Rams8. (6.875) Detroit Lions9. (6.594) Indianapolis Colts10. (6.065) Kansas City Chiefs11. (5.813) San Francisco 49ers12. (5.774) Seattle Seahawks13. (5.625) Washington Commanders14. (5.375) Denver Broncos15. (5.063) Arizona Cardinals16. (4.938) Pittsburgh Steelers17. (4.871) Dallas Cowboys18. (4.839) Atlanta Falcons19. (4.625) Houston Texans20. (4.563) Cincinnati Bengals21. (4.125) Minnesota Vikings22. (3.625) Las Vegas Raiders23. (3.594) New England Patriots24. (3.469) Jacksonville Jaguars25. (2.839) New York Giants26. (2.344) New York Jets27. (2.281) Cleveland Browns28. (2.156) New Orleans Saints29. (2.094) Chicago Bears30. (2.031) Tennessee Titans31. (1.548) Carolina Panthers32. (1.355) Miami Dolphins
>>150978205god hates jags
This picture also upsets me very much
>>150978238The jags are WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too low. They're probably a division winner
>>150978205>rainbowbased>shitskin and tranny stripescringe
>Tired of y’all niggas talking shit
>>150978260Jalen Hurts got that DAWG in him frfr.
>>150978260Grand theft auto looking ahh mf fr fr
>>150978260>>150978284The Eagles are a testament to just how much of an advantage having an elite offensive line is. They're never out of games even when it seems like they are and if they happen to have the lead in the 4th quarter, then it's over because they're going to milk the clock and wear your team's defense down. They're basically the 90s Cowboys of the modern day.
Worried about Dem Boyz making the playoffs. What do you think, cowbros?
>>150978315Fuck off cowboys faggot.
I love mahomes and the chiefs dynasty
>>150978254that's last week's ratings, but they're probably going to be rising to somewhere in the middle of the pack when the current poll finishes. even if you honestly believe they'll continue to rise over the course of the season, people are more or less voting how they feel about what they've done and how they look right now. the jags really haven't proven themselves to be a top 10 team or anything.
>>150978315Celibacy on cowboys steer.
>>150978324
>>150978284>>150978305Please use your words, zoomer.
seriously, what's the logic in banning the tush push? what do the eagles do that the other teams aren't perfectly capable of doing themselves?
>>150978218Most of the shitlib bandwagoners ditched them years ago.
>>150978361Hurts was a former powerlifter
>>150978361They just want to put Jalen hurts in the same breath as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Bob Gibson. Players so dominant that they had to change the rules just to try and slow them down.
>>150978284More like hawg in him
>>150978361It’s embarrassing that my bills are calling for it to be banned desu. It’s just something that they can do because they’re stronger than other O-Lines who can’t. If it was an unbeatable play that was ruining the game every team would call it and then maybe it would need to be looked at.
Jalen Hurts is a Make A Wish QB
There's football tomorrow :)
>>150978324>Dook Poopscoop proving he's not worth 60mil >Whole Oline almost ded>Bland and Diggs injured after getting paid>CD Lambchops most likely out for 4-6 weeksLol
>>150978376Your dumbass thinks Kareem was Wilt huh? He’s the one they rewrote the books for.
>>150978394Seahawks vs Cardinals, idk if I want to watch this.
>>150978394>tards/shecocksI sleep
QB push narrative history>It's overpowered, everyone can do it>It's not THAT bad(2023 Eagles collapse) >It's a safety issue>It's hard to officiate>It makes me cry
>>150978394>Seahawks CardinalsIf there's no action by halftime im turning it off.
>>150978400
>>150978404The NCAA literally banned dunking because of Kareem.
>>150978394>loser teams>not in my team's divisionlame
>>150978362The Seahawks bandwagon was so annoying. There are crowning them a dynasty and shit lmao
>>150978412I just hate Eagles fans
>>150978421No retard, they did that for Lew Alcinder not Kareem. Read a book my dude
>>150978394I just hope both teams have fun :)
>>150978213Carl Johnson
>>150978417nah they'd need to make the playoffs for that, aint fuckin happening
>>150978405Yeahhh ill probably pass as wellPlus al michaels pisses me off
>>150978435Next you're going to tell me that your favorite boxer was Cassius Clay
>>150978448Sad to see the utter state of him. Senile as Biden and exiled to the Thursday night prime game
>>150978454Nope, Tommy Barbella
Rams can only afford one more loss before their bye in Week 8>Colts>Niners>Ravens>JaguarsI think they can do it.
>>150973496Reminder
>>150978470>inb4 they lose all four games
>>150978470why? it's not like their schedule is particularly hard after the bye
>>150978361at this point I want it banned so I can witness the "oh my god wtf are you fucking kidding me THIS ISN'T FAIR" when the Eagles are still able to run regular sneaks with the same success rate as if a RB and WR pushing on the QB isn't the reason a power lifter is able to move the ball through the pile
>>150978424they were a flash in the pan. they lucked into a great class of players, coasted on their natural talent, and immediately started falling off the moment those players started going. the moment the front office and coaching had to prove their own merit by refreshing the ranks and elevating the rest of the players, they fell flat and haven't been able to reproduce success since.
>>150978200There's nothing more pathetic than an man clinging to a gold digger, acting like he accomplished something more than finding a whore who can forgive old balls for money.
>>150978497This post reeks of jealousy
>>150978497what are his options then?
>>150978483Then welcome to Los Angeles, Fernando Mendoza>>150978487Cause everyone in the division has an easier schedule. They'll need to be in a good position before the bulk of their Divisional match-ups.
>>150978513I actually agree with bitchknees on this. Just go find some other little slut to fuck.
>>150978324im sure rayne dachoka will surprise his o-line with tickets to at least one playoff game. so pretty good for a few of them, but who knows maybe they'll all get tickets together for a team building exercise.
>>150978530Maybe someone not younger than his granddaughter?>>150978513Nah bro, I have a woman who loves me. Did you see the video of her getting money from him for a ring pop and a Sprite? It's creepy as fuck.
>>150978556She also fucked with Mac Jones' career, as Mac Jones' wife didn't like Jordon and that caused Bill to ice out Mac. I am glad Mac is ballin rn on the Naners while Bill is slumming in North Carolina like all old, failed faggots who ran away from New England.
ya, i'm thinking he's ELITE
>>150978576so he's not supposed to get the best pussy money can buy because....?
>>150978585>as Mac Jones' wife didn't like Jordon and that caused Bill to ice out Mac.Wait really? wtf I didn't know that
>/nfl/ is still pretending like the Chiefs didn't have their WR1 and WR2 in their last two matchups and were missing half their skill position players in the Superbowl. When the Chiefs go on a 15 game win streak do not say I didn't warn you.
>>150978602>their WR1 and WR2But they did have Kelce, their WR1, and all of their other WRs are WR2/3 tier anyway.
>>150978612but Kelce is a TE
>>150978622Kelce is the Chiefs WR1.
>>150978612Kelce has only played like a WR1 in 2022.
>>150978622Kelce lines up in the slot all the time
>>150978205i dont wanna see another post shitting on my niners, fuck homos
>>150978598>I didn't know thatbecause it's not true, retard
I just realized I'm not all that attracted to women.
>>150978634Line up in this bussy.
>>150978641It only took you 40 years Erin
>>150978622he sure as shit can't block like one
The New England Patriots.
>>150978598Yep.>>150978639100% true.
>>150978665Good post
>>150978665Maybe they'll stop fucking up and start winning... right?
Bill bellishart has a losing record without brady
>jeanty fucking sucksAPOLOGIZE
>only qualification for being part of the patriots was being bills friend and also being incredibly autistic
>>150978737Brennan Carroll is fucking up our OL and making him look badShit Kelly's zone blocking / spread shit doesn't work with the OL, they're more power scheme fits
Name the team and qb
>>150978761Joe Flacco and the Browns last Sunday Bryce young and my panthers
>>150978761Russell, soon to be Dart
>>150978761>you>your average saturday, but football uniforms on so you dont get banned
tyrod taylor has had a pretty stellar career as a journeyman, all things considered. i attended VT when he was playing and am impressed at how far he's gone.
I don’t know what’s up with the Colts so far but until it’s Week 18 and they’ve won 11+ and the division I will not be convinced you can put a shit QB on a shit team and come out with gold
>>150978761Andrew Luck playing for the Colts circa 2015
Russell Wilson:>Replaced in Seattle.>Replaced in Denver.>Replaced in Pittsburgh.>Replaced in New York.Is it time for Russ to give it up? Stop cooking?
>>150978865Why? He's still making millions and people will mostly remember him for his Seattle days anyways.
>>150978849
>>150978865Russ did nothing wrong in denver
I haven't masturbated since Saturday.
>>150978865>replaced in SeattleThey traded him because the donkeys were dumb enough to offer a kings ransom but Geno and Darnold are far from replacements. Same with Blo Dix for that matter
>>150978897Good for you desu!
>>150978897what the fuck do you want us to do about it?
>>150978737You clearly don't understand what that stat means. Basically, ALL of his yards are AFTER he was contacted. His OL doesn't give him a single big gaping hole.
>>150978916Masturbate to this bussy.
>>150978897>still breaking records of the fieldProud of you Justin
Rank the sophomore QBs after 3 weeks>Daniels>Caleb>Maye>Nix>Penix>Mcsharty
Red pill me on the bengals.
>>150978940Caleb > Maye >> Daniels > Nix > Penix > Rattler >>> McCarthy
>>150978940switch maye and nix and that is the order
>>150978238why do you go back and forth between 2 different trips
>>150978958Stafford era lions 2.0
>>150978958They were the dirtiest team in the league a decade ago
>>150978965Nix sucks with a great team around him, Maye sucks with a shit team around him, Maye>Nix
>>150979006If you think Maye sucks you know zero ball
>>150973496You know, people are complaining that their team's O Line is so far below average and horrible but in reality, what if bad O Line play IS the average? Edge rushers are just so much more athletic than they ever were and I don't think O Lines are ever going to keep up. I really wonder if there's going to be a further rule adjustment in the near future to make it easier on O Lines.
Maye sucks
I think Maye fucks
>>150978940Daniels > Caleb > Maye > Penis > Nix > McSharty
>>150978737Meanwhile the Patriots are trying to use Henderson as a 'down the middle' back... :(
>>150978958Accurate young quarterback drags bad organization/franchise/team to owl and loses to accurate veteran quarterback who just escaped a bad organization/franchise/team and lead a good one to victory in that owl. Now the young accurate quarterback is struggling with injuries and the team around him is only getting worse.
Fake Gaye
>>150979038Holy kek my sides.. funniest shit I've ever read. Only high IQ posters will get this one
>>150978761>Geno Smith, Las Vegas Raiders ca. 2025
>>150978205patriots have to be one of, if not the, least. Boston is such a strange place where they vote Democrat but are unironically the most racist and antigay people in the US.
Why does my dog teleport behind me everytime I open the fridge?
>>150978886Absolutely zero chance you watched this game and believe Russ did nothing wrong in Denver
Packers pre-bowl titles don't count
>>150979080Russ had a shitty staff year 1. In year 2, he threw 26 TDs and 8 INTs
>>150979053>Lamar is so bad, he doesn't need a nickname. His own name is now synonymous with failure.
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 4 Edition!1. Philadelphia Eagles 32 (NC | +0.1)2. Buffalo Bills 31 (NC | -0.1)3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 29.5 (+3 | +2.8)4. Los Angeles Chargers 29 (+3 | +3.2)5. Detroit Lions 28.4 (+3 | +2.9)6. Los Angeles Rams 26.4 (-2 | -2.1)7. Washington Commanders 25.6 (+2 | +1.5)8. Kansas City Chiefs 24.6 (+3 | +2.3)9. Baltimore Ravens 24.4 (-4 | -3.9)10. San Francisco 49ers 22.7 (NC | +0.1)11. Green Bay Packers 22.3 (-8 | -7.6)12. Indianapolis Colts 22.1 (+1 | +2.9)13. Seattle Seahawks 19.9 (+2 | +2.1)14. Minnesota Vikings 19 (+5 | +5.1)15. Arizona Cardinals 17.6 (-1 | -1.5)16. Denver Broncos 17.3 (NC | +0.2)17. Cincinnati Bengals 15.4 (-5 | -5.2)18. Pittsburgh Steelers 15.3 (+3 | +3.2)19. Jacksonville Jaguars 14.3 (+3 | +3.5)20. Chicago Bears 12.8 (+5 | +4.6)21. Carolina Panthers 11.4 (+8 | +7.6)22. Cleveland Browns 10.3 (+9 | +8.2)23. Dallas Cowboys 9.8 (-6 | -6.4)24. Atlanta Falcons 9.7 (-6 | -5.9)25. Houston Texans 8.6 (-5 | -5.1)26. Las Vegas Raiders 7.4 (-3 | -2.6)27. New England Patriots 6.2 (-3 | -2.7)28. New York Jets 5 (-2 | -1.9)29. Miami Dolphins 3.8 (-2 | -1.6)30. Tennessee Titans 3 (-2 | -2.3)31. New York Giants 2.2 (-1 | -1.2)32. New Orleans Saints 1 (NC | -0.2)
>>150978748>No Cowboys Fan AI GF to have different types of sex based on the performance of the Cowboys
>>150978940really depends if you are asking who I would want now or who I would want in a couple years. Daniels is almost 2 years older than Maye, Caleb, or McCartthy. Caleb and Maye have a higher ceiling than Nix and Daniels, but Nix and Daniels both have more starting experience and it shows at times. If I were in it for the long term I'd go - >Maye>Caleb>Daniels>NixMASSIVE POWER GAP>Penix>McCarthyWe've just been shown that a spectacular rookie season doesn't mean a spectacular overall QB with Stroud, I think people are too in on Daniels being the best long term QB of the class.
>>150979106>>150979108>>150979114Stfu
>>150978761>Bengals Joe Burrow
>>150979122>I think people are too in on Daniels being the best long term QB of the class.I think this too but mostly because he's so skinny, dude is going to get RGKneed sooner rather than later.
>>150978761Jaxson Dart
>>150979099>statsLiterally doesn't mean shit. Eye Test shows he was constantly putting the team in bad positions by not being able to sustain or finish drives. I was always a huge Russ defender in the mid 2010s when people said he was carried by the Seahawks defence. Post 2020 he has not been a good Quarterback
>>150979108>3. Tampa Bay BuccaneersInsane that people are rating them this high. They played three shit teams and nearly lost to all three.
The dolphins cursed themselves when they put up 70 on Denver. You don't do that in the league, it's disrespectful. One of those unwritten rules. Their downfall starts after that game
>>150979124Bruh, how does he still have pizza face?
>>150978361>>150978376Hurts is the strongest QB of all time it’s pretty clear. Even other running QBs like Vick had none of the strength he has.
>>150978761this could work for like 25/32 teams in the league. Offensives line play is horrible across the board.
>>150979106>Jared Goff has more Playoff wins with the Lions then Lamar on the Eagles
>>150978761Sack #7 against Lamar from Monday night when he got dogpiled by four (4) defenders
>>150979150Well. You also have to be a good team woth ownership that thinks they need to tank every single year.
>>150979158>Lamar on the Eagles kek plonked. Also Lamar has 3 playoff wins not 1 bitchknees just posts that AI crap because he has Asperger's Syndrome and thinks it's funny. 3 is more than 2 btw :)
>>150979184I am high.Jared Goff still has more and can actuallybeat The Mad Mutt..
>>150978324It's so fuckin over dude. I can't even pretend to be optimistic anymore. I'm embarrassed for even hyping up Pickens that useless ape. Trade Dak to the Titans or whatever and end this shit era.
>>150979153The difference in size between Jalen hurts legs and arch Mannings should show how strong hurts is that mf has tree trunks
>>150979197Would you suck a log of shit from him?
is sam the most handsome player in the league right now?
>>150979157We need a minor league
>>150978227Yeah
>>150979141Lamar is skinny and he's been pretty durable except for shitting himself occasionally
Didn't Tom Brady recently do his own top 10 ranking? Was his not accurate?
>>150979215Jimmy G is still in the league
>>150979242Of their logs of shit?
>>150979150They cursed themselves by not going for the record because Mike McDaniel is a clueless anti-football pussy
>>150979184He'd still lose all the important games he loses now. Dude fucking turtles under the big lights.
>>150979216nah the issue runs deeper than that. If you have a body type that fits offensive line, you could instead be an edge rusher. And edge rushers get paid more, are household names, and don't have to be extremely obese/injury prone for their entire time playing.
>>150979022Yes we are seeing a bit of a dip in OL performance. Bunch of average/bad o line players got big contracts recently.
>>150979190Goff is great. I always said he was massively underrated when people wrote him off in 2020-2022. I'm not mad at him personally for beating the Ravens 2 days ago I'm pissed that we still employ John Harbaugh. Hopefully the D line and Henry fumbling issues don't continue. We've started seasons slow in the past but those are glaring problems that no Ravens fans would gloss over
>>150979080That game was so fun to watch. Love me some TNF slop kino
>>150979233Daniels is 2 inches taller and 10 lbs lighter than Lamar, that makes a difference.
Baker GX Mayfield is the best QB in the NFL, but ya'll niggas aint ready to have that conversation...
Who should I support if I have autogynephilia?
>>150979309He's top 5. He can't out-duel Allen.
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>165 TDs, 141 INTs over 12 years.>32,942 yards (barely cracks top 50 all time).>Only one season with 20+ TD passes >Career passer rating: 81.6.Here's your Hall of Fame QB, bro
>>150979309except he keeps throwing hospital passes to his receivers
>>150979309>barely beat the Failcunts>barely beat the Texans, a team with a turnstile offensive line and a coordinator who doesn't know how to call plays>barely beat the fucking JetsAm I supposed to be impressed by this dogshit resume?
>>150979346The call was made
>>150979309King
what teams would she be an upgrade at QB?
>>150979395she ripped that shit frfr
>>150979375Bucs are missing 3/5 starters on the O line and have their Center playing Left Tackle. Most QBs would've crumbled playing with that shit
>>150979395phins
>>150979395Damn, that's a quick release
>>150979395dolphins and raiders
Faker Gayfield lmao
>>150979414can't afford one
>>150978959This and I'm a big Jayden fan. Let's see where they are in 4 weeks
I look forward to the Eagles slowly suffocating the Cucs and Jalen Carter raping their crippled offensive line. I hope Baker gets flattened several times.
>>150979494that dude lookin nice
>>150979496Let's see where they are in this bussy
>>150979215Go back to R@ddit you faggot
new mommy sighting
>>150978324You're a lottery team buddy. Very possible for awhile
>>150979346The Chiefs better put an asterisk on this game like they did for every game they lost while missing two players.
>>150978394 Don't remind me. I'm scared we're gonna fuck this up especially no Conner
>>150979529Such elegance.... Such grace.......
>>150979529What information could she possibly have on that clipboard that she carries around that's so important?
>>150979529she's so hot bros
>>150979566Every /nfl/ posters penis length and girth
>>150979566length and girth of everyone's dick plus their sperm counts
>>150979053High IQ poster here. I got the joke. Solid nickname. I had to think about it for a second.
>>150979529Can't wait for her to get gangbanged by one of the position groups. Surprised there isn't a porno of it yet.
>>150979529>>150979586She's built for Dredd, Jason Luv, Prince Yashua, Brickzilla, Freddie Gong, Pressure, Jax Slayher, Damion Dayski, Mandingo, Lexington Steele, Ricky Johnson, and Isiah Maxwell.
>>150979529that is a male
where did mina kimes play football
>>150979632
>>150979326Colts if you want to be mommy, Cowboys or Rams if you want to be a cheerleader
>>1509783243rd best team in your own division cowkek. It's over
>>150979632i guess you're not that far off
>>150979715males
>>150979455It's pretty incredible that Drake Maye and Baker Mayfield are both starting quarterbacks.
>>150979715realistically what could you possibly do if they demanded dick? You pretty much have no choice
>>150979517Would you fuck his bussy
>>150979763I'd willingly give it to Carlie, not the other hags
>>150979715horrifying
>>150979775no
Reeks of cowboys nigcel in here
>>150979715imagine
>>150979783Turn your monitor on
Demanded dick this for this bussy
>>150979792Jesus, the bogged one looks absolutely ridiculous
>>150979814
>>150979792YOU'll finna know it!
>>150979529What if that bottle was my peepee?
Colts are doing well in hopes to fuck the owner
>AHAHAHAAHAA I posted the word "bussy" again AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAA I'm the funniest guy around
>>150979848whatever it takes to get those boys going
>>150979863kek remember when you posted that thread about the bills?
>>150979863You're the kiwi schizo everyone talks about?
wow, rude
>>150979863When will you finally stop hopping vpns and derailing the general?
>>150978361It’s boring as fuck. The defense of it is>hurts so strong>lol y can u no do itThis does not make it interesting or fun to watch.>You’re only mad because it worksIf it didn’t work then they wouldn’t do it. People suck off Hurts so much it’s crazy because of this nonsense. Like they don’t see the best Oline in the league pushing 3 yards past the LOS. Put this dude on the Texans and see if he’s a top 5 qb without gimmicky bullshit like that.
Foobaw is on tomorrow evening
Is anyone hyped for the game tomorrow? I'm just hoping the Cardinals can beat the Seahawks.
Are the VPNs in the room with us right now?
>>150979914probably was intended more as a compliment to flacco
>>150979935lol no
>>150979935Yea. I've literally bet my entire net worth on Seahawks winning by 14+ and Tory Horton anytime TD
>>150979937Are the buffalo bills?
>>150979792Left one is legitimately pretty, the right one had a chance but went too far with answering the call.
>Jalen giving Patullo credit for the second half offense
>>150979992that is a tush that gets pushed a lot
>>150979935i haven't watched the seahawks much this season but people have been hyping them a bit so i'm excited to see whether they are legit or if it's just retards falling for scam shartnold hype again
why doesn't CJ get half as much shit that Richardson does?
>>150980025Because he actually had a sustained stretch of good play
I RUN THIS SHIT FELLA
>Screenshot_20250924_215426_Reddit.jpg
Favorite active white WR?For me it's Amon-Ra St. Brown.
>f.png
>Yea. I've literally bet my entire net worth on Seahawks winning by 14+ and Tory Horton anytime TD
>>150980058>>150980079Did Gibbs and Montgomery give him an N-word pass?
>>150980079Rome Odunze
>>>>>Yea. I've literally bet my entire net worth on Seahawks winning by 14+ and Tory Horton anytime TD
Don't mind me just passing through
>Yea. I've literally just posted a thread about the bills as they were winning the game.
>>150980189who are you quoting
>>150980174swap packers and niners and its legitSF is a hospital team who doesn't have the advantage of playing in a shit division like Tampa does
>>150980203You
>>150980224but i never said that
>>150980174>misswho just won in a blowout shutout?
I’m thinking the panthers will lose in OT to the patriots on Sunday, desu. Screen cap this post
>>150980238Jackson State
>>150980174Why people insist on not thinking that the chiefs are at the very least going to the sb?
>>150980238she could foot my balls if you know what I mean
>>150980271No i dont actually
>>150980174>Pats>WildcardsKek
What could have been…https://www.espn.com/college-sports/football/recruiting/player/combine/_/id/115849/charlie-kirk
>>150980316Damn that’s crazy
>>150980245fraid so
I ordered 4 different things from amazon and theyre sending them in 3 different packages delivered on 3 different daysStupid fucking retards. Im not watching tnf tomorrow
>>150980366good
>>150979972Is he legit? I just got him off the waiver wire and need him to revive my dogshit team
>>150980316>he's from a town less than an hour within minesmall world
>>150980390I think he could be. I didn't study him in depth before the draft but I watched a ton of training camp reps and pre season breakdowns for him. He's got great hands and body control. I grabbed him off waivers in 3 different leagues but got outbid in my other 2. Number of targets in that offence could be a concern
>benchedkwab. i hope i never have to see this corny faggot take another snap
>>150980505kek
>>150980505Lmao why did he do that?
>>150978852fug
>>150980505TFW you're a top 32 quarterback
>>150980390I have him on my watch list. Might snag him before he breaks out
>>150980238Yale
>>150979360Honestly if you have Mike Evans you might as well use him like a rented mule because the dude is 1000% guaranteed to get hurt at some point in the season no matter what because of his bitchmade hamstrings. That's a bomb that's going to go off whether you handle it gently or not
I still don't know what to make out of the Falcons. They dominated the Vikings then got embarrassed by the Panthers
>>150979395Team Sit on My Face
>>150980841that tells you JJ McSharty sucks
>>150980841they live and die based on qb play and turnovers. Coaching is also suspect. That's it
>>150979715>win for JimHe's mixing booze and pills in heaven now
>>150980079Pearsall. Not even joking. He's white and he's good
he's all your Bengalbros
the panthers black blue black uniform combo should be their primaries
>>150980984Chilination, let's skyline
>>150978602Dallas Goedert is better than any of those shit receivers on the Chiefs.
>>150980984he would be a downgrade from browning
>>150981007*sniffs*
Requesting sexy mommy Carlie Irsay pics
I haven't watched a single colts game, is this for real? Like is this actually going to be a playoff team and Daniel Jones has figured it all out? Or are they just last years saints?
>>150981037Apologize for doubting Danny Dimes.
>>150981007who is this?
>>150980025Because he brought a team from the worst to first in his rookie season
Will we get another shit game with injuries tomorrow?
>>150980174I don't mind this
>>150981069Livvy Dunne
What’s up broship bros! How we feeling about our games this week?I think 4-0 is in our future, bros!The AFCCG is ours!
>>150981081it's sad that you know that, you're a grown adult male
>>150981083Picrel
>>150979529>Why do teams punt? Isn’t it bad to give the ball to the other team?
>>150980953>He's whiteAnon I...
>>150981037People were hyping up the colts years ago as a team that was on the rise, but that got forgotten when AR ruined them. I don't think their breakout this year is entirely out of the blue, it's just danny dimes allowing them to live up to the potential they should have had.
>>150981085>knowing who people are is cringeYou should write a list about everything you think is cringe. I would really like to read it and would take it very seriously
>>150979263Edge rushers are overpaid as fuck. When's the last time one actually affected an important game, Von Miller in the broncos bowl? Pay needs to be rebalanced amongst line positions.
They need to get rid of the salary cap
>>150981158They need to reduce the salary cap by 95%
>>150978200>73 year old>banging a 24 year old
>>150981150When BG made Brady fumble in SBLII.
>Grading all 32 first-round rookies after Week 3.https://www.pff.com/news/nfl-grading-all-32-first-round-picks-week-3-2025Damn Yikes
>>150981150Josh Sweat had 2.5 sacks and hit Mahomes arm on a pass that was intercepted by Zack Baun in the Superbowl 7 months ago. Did you not watch the game?>>150981188>actually linking pee eff eff>ever taking pee eff eff seriously
Coworker today got mad at everyone talking about fantasy and went off about kaepernick and how it's the easiest job playing a game. It's all so tiresome
>>150981188>Poop Fart Football dot comDidn't read
>seahawks cardinalsthis worth eats and beers or nah?
>>150978576>Maybe someone not younger than his granddaughter?Karen, please.
If you could pick any two backs in history to form your RB tandem, who would you choose? I'd choose Adrian Peterson and Marshall Faulk.
>>150981204chiefs were so thoroughly raped on all fronts that I don't think his impact was so big relative to the rest of the team. Great performance, but not at all crucial.
>>150981241Darren sproles and miles Sanders
>>150981230I'll be consuming a small meal like this one while watching the game
>>150978761Lameme vs the Lions.
the world will heal when my Jags finna boutta win the Superbowl
>>150981269I am deadass going to buy one of these when it comes out
>>150981230Probably a plate of nachos.
>>150981209he's right
>>150981282same pookie. im finna load up.
Did the cheifs even look good at all vs the giants ?
>>150981241Walter Payton and Walter Payton
>>150981269I want to try it so bad.
>>150981303Cloning is illegal
>>150981306I'll order it for our wedding reception babe
>>150981269How is taco bell mogging the other fast food places so hard?
>>150981269Is it true that Baja blast is designed to be eaten with Taco Bell?
>>150981241Toby Gerhart and Peyton Hillis. I need players I can trust
>>150981321Does this image imply she’s bribing the refs with her body but she hates doing it?Thats how I see it
>>150978897I spent 4 hours masturbating today and it ate up all my time
>>150981037Shane Steichen is a good coach who gets the most out of QBs. Considering that he nearly made it to the playoffs with Gardner Minshew, I'm thinking that they'll get to the playoffs.
>>150981317Reviewbrah (report of the week) gave this a 10/10, a score he nearly never gives outPretty sure it mogs anything Taco Bell has
>be the Saints>be Spencer Rattler>try the tush push
>>150981317Those styrofoam cinnamon things are nastyFor me, its the $7 box
>>150981358The chalupa supreme box, had it last night.Let’s be honest though, the boxes are slop unless you get the most expensive oneIt’s just what we can afford. But there are much better items if you aren’t a peasant
>>150981307Walter Payton and OJ Simpson
>>1509811002 of their wins are against the bottom 2 teams in the league, and the 3rd is also very badThat being said, they are a medicore-decent team and were being held back in previous years for various retarded reasons
>>150981334I remember watching Gerhart at Stanford. That honky was tough.
>>150981356Doesnt look special. It’s just a regular cfa sandwich on different bread
>>150981356damn i need to get in on that
>>150981384>>150981385https://youtu.be/F6arsDf2vZkHere’s the professional review if you’re interested it looks elite.
>>150981432I support review brah on principle but i cant bring myself to sit through an entire video, not even on 2x speed
We're still going 5-11 but at least I'll be entertained for a bit.
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>>150981466Blud you're going 0-17. Saints and Pats look better than I thought
>>150981241Barry Sanders and non-injured Christian McCaffrey
>>150980058Anon-Ra got fined $42,000 by the NFL over that, even though literally nobody could hear him with all the noise in the stadium.
>>150981007Burrow said no to this btw
>>150981472We'll fire Daboll by midseason and rattle off a couple cheeky trap game wins/wins against extremely injured teams just off the vibes boost.
>>150981471I do not find Taylor Swift attractive.
>>150981496Fairs
>>150979792Haha can you imagine?
>>150981432>as you can hear, that dog is excited about it>perhaps understandably soSo few youtubers understand how to do deadpan properly but reviewbrah gets it. He's like the zoomer Adam West
Are they the most powerful force in the NFL right now?
>>150981526Based
>>150981526Holy shit
>>150981533More testosterone than JJ
>>150981241Barry Sanders and Emmitt Smith, who the Lions could have drafted the year after they got Barry but instead, picked QB Andre Ware, who was a total bust.
>>150979529Looks like a homeless gypsy.
>>150979529I love her sense of fashion
>>150981269I’d get a regular Mt.Dew pie but Baja AssBlast tastes like Windex.
>>150979586I want to squeeze her arms
>>150981484I would too, do you see how sweaty those pits are?
>>150981526someone tweet this at her
>>150979926Git gud
Is Cayleb a top or a bottom?
>>150981633switch
>>150981241Jim Brown to pound the rock and Touchdown Thurman Thomas in the pass game
>>150981633He's a top. Look at the way Ben Johnson's hips protrude whenever he's around Caleb, his rectal muscles are relaxing, a common sign of anal simulation.
Honestly I’m just not used to my team being 3-0 and it’s a new feeling to be a fan of a “good” team. I’m still getting used to it.Losses are going to hurt way more now.
>>150981317Eh, it's mostly the appearance of affordability by pushing a few dirt cheap items and combos so there's a low entry point if you're only willing to order a few specific things. Everything affordable on their menu is some combination of tortillas, beans, lettuce, cheese and ground "beef" which is like 50% beef at best. They mass produce and buy in bulk. But they eliminated the middle class. If you're *not* ordering one of the cheap options they gouge you just like anywhere else. Want a Gordita? $7. Mexican pizza? $8. A cheese quesadilla is like $5 which makes no sense because it has 2 fucking ingredients. If you just order what you actually like you're suddenly on the hook for $20 despite only ordering 3 items and a drink.
idk why people shit on taco bell. i love that sloppa. definitely better than del taco imo.
I don't care if people like taco bell but it's just a shame that people hype that one up so much when del taco mogs it in every way.
I hate Taco Bell. That shit is disgusting. So is del taco. Fuck both of those places.
>>150981701lucky for me the cheesy gordita crunch is all I ever needed and it's available in the $5 box. Everything else is a bonus to me
can someone tell me what the FUCK is wrong with joe mixon? is he done on the texans?
Our king with another banger.
>>150981925have you watched a texans game this year
am i too fucking casual in thinking you should expect a rb to fumble as carries increase? obviously henry is fucking gigantic and while people have tried to go at him high and get flattened they dont really get a good angle to go low so obviously everyone is going to then make a play at the ball. henry isnt losing the ravens games but infact hes carrying a good portion of the offense. a turnover once a game is bad but it hasnt been THE backbreaking play that costs games.
>>150979022I imagine it's hard to play O line when the refs can call holding any time they want
>>150981966his turnovers in the bills and lions games absolutely were backbreaking plays. you could argue that the team made other fuckups that contributed to the loss but those turnovers were at crucial points and caused huge momentum swings
>>150981533at least they're just ultra-flamboyant fags instead of troons pretending to be women
How many this week?
>>150981966He had 3 total fumbles last year and 56 attempts after week 3He already has 3 fumbles at 41 attempts this year
>Burrow cheated on this for that skinny blonde skank he's with nowidk if i can still call him my QB
based caleb
>>150982033concussions? At least 2
Honestly, I can't understand why teams have black quarterbacks. How many times do you have to be shown this is a bad idea. They're just not good at positions that require high pressure mental capacity, like coach and qb.
what the FUCK are they doing?
>>150982089That's the third week in a row the NFC offensive player of the week is an NFCN quarterback teeing off on a shit defense.
>>150981937He's going to be the GOAT coach when he's done playing
>>150982166They didn't stretch so good
>>150982105Bro wtf
>>150982183hence why godleb didn't give a shitthese weekly awards are meaningless
>>150982183>packers vs cowboys on SNF this weekjust go ahead and give the next award to love i guess
>>150982166They've been cursed for leaving San Francisco.
>The Santa Clara Forty IRers
Jaxson Dart: “I don't really feel pressure. Pressure is given to those who play at a high level. The best players in the world are the ones that are involved with that word 'pressure.'"Highlight
>>150982166Training staff sucks and isn't preparing them for the season
>>150982320uh, is he saying he sucks?
>>150982384Definitely reads that way in a headline, in reality I think the kid was trying to say he needs to earn the right to feel pressured in the league, and a bottom feeder team like the Giants need to prove themselves alongside him at the helm before he can feel the pressure of playing for a playoff spot.
The best players in the world are the ones that are involved with this bussy.
kay, my love
>>150980255I don't think Maye will do good against their elite secondary, but they have no pass rush so maybe.
rate Lamar's hair style
sex with femboys!
>>150982544MATING PRESS
Watch Patrick and Kelce’s washes ass make it to another Super Bowl
>>150982544SKOL vikefren :)
>>150981336She wants the chiefs to get fucked by the refs but is mad cause they won't, they fuck everyone else instead
>>150982534 box/nood
>>150982352Oh really? How so?
>>150982600they forgot to rub magic healing gel on bosa's ACL
>>150978482>since this moment>garbage black qb INT machine>garbage black qb sack machine
>>150982619Bosa should be doing constant prp and stem cells therapy for his knees
>>150978205I'm pretty sure this is impossible since the Chiefs fanbase (the real fans not the bandwagon faggots) is one of the more conservative and rural in the USA.
>>150981356anon...
>>150982786wow she's gorgeous
If you put a pizza on top of another pizza you got 2 pizzasIf you put a lasagna on top of another lasagnna you got 1 lasagna
I am a homosexual and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
>>150982810we know caleb
>>150982786What the FUCK
>>150982803How does he take da poopoo
genuinely fuck the giants for holding jameis winston hostage as qb3you faggots deserve to lose for denying all of us entertainment
>>150982873Meanwhile there’s team that would start him but won’t give up a 5th or a mediocre player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6-_APpk2WgWas Aaron Rodgers always so chill?
>>150981356a pretzel bun is too muchpretzels are enough alonegood for reviewbrah, he's skinny
>>150982873if jameis wasnt cheeks at qb he'd be a starter somewhere, thats the cold reality that no numales like yourself will ever understand
>>150982786Would
my nigga james cook finna boutta go nuclear against the taints
>>150978713Lol nah
I am secretly jelly of Europe’s fan culture and wish we had the equivalent for the NFL where teams’ fans travel to all the away games in huge groups and essentially wage war against the city they’re visiting there I said it
Thinking about Carlie Irsay again...
>>150983253>penis jr
>>150978361pushing other players was banned for decades because it's not footballa man should have to gain his own yards, not be shoved by his teammates
>Sean Murphy-Bunting's non-football injury still hasn't been disclosedWhat is this usually code for in the NFL?
Imagine how many rings Brody would have if he had a good coach for his career
>>150983356Broken bussy
>>150983356Bussy broken
>>150979153>Culpepper>McNabb>RapelisbergerYou must not remember the era of bigass hard to tackle qbs.
>>150979153>>150983567Today I will remind them.
>>150982275Most likely will be with Bland and Diggs probably out, wouldn't be surprised if the Packers are piss from losing to the Browns and start running up the score
>>150982873Why is jameis even third string? He should be darts backup, no reason to waste a roster spot on russ
>>150983673Should have won that Super Bowl. Should have fallen on that fumble. Fuck him for gifting Peyton a fraud ring.
>Imagine, if you dare, a football team comprised solely of white skinned football players. An entirely white skinned coaching staff. Five white cornerbacks. From the sick and twisted mind of Jordan Peele... The Arkansas Ayrans™ coming to a conference near you
can we hit bump limit already so I dont have to keep seeing that ugly faggot in the OP
>>150983753Turn on your monitor
>>150983253why are the panthies WRs doing bryce dirty like that damn
An all white team vs an all black team, who wins? but heres the caveat, this includes coaches, staff, management, owners and the fans, one is entirely white and one entirely black
Im sad we dont care about american football. We genetically have the autism for complex plays and 4d quarterbackery and our Turks produce speciment that would make for great linemen
>>150983811There is a 0% chance even the best white athletes would be able to cover a team with Justin Jefferson, Jamar Chase and Tyreek Hill. White bois will seethe but they know it's true
>>150983813Get on hockey instead and give us more Draisaitls
Cam had like 2.5 great seasons and the rest were mid or worse
>>150983841We already are. I wish we were as good at football as we are at hockey
>>150983829Cooper DeJean is but one man. He'll do well against his man tho
>>150983863Riley Moss plays hard but gets consistently cooked. I can't even think of another good white CB. As for white Safeties Hitman Harrison Smith is like 36 years old now so he's about cooked. Reed Blankenship with the Eagles can ball but I can't think of many others
>>150983860You're going off stats. Nobody who watched Cam from his rookie season ever thought he was "mid" even when they weren't making the playoffs
>>150983877I thought he was mid I can't tell you a single number he had in any season
Scam
>>150983965The Panthers were fucking trash that's why they could pick him No.1 overall. They had Steve Smith, Julius Peppers and a decent O line. The rest of the roster was not good. Once they got Greg Olsen from the Bears they improved but never had high end WR talent. I always thought Cam elevated the talent around him from year 1. No NFC South champion had ever repeated until he won 3 straight 2013-2015. I don't think he's not a HOFer but I don't agree he was only good for 2.5 seasons. Eye Test he was consistently good 2011-2017. The TJ Watt hit changed his entire career arc
>>150983965You were right and the kiwi is wrong and a retard like usual. Cam had one good year, outside of that year there were many games where he played like he didn’t even belong in the nfl
>>150984029You don't know ball (like many mutts) probably read a lot of analytics instead of watching tape. Newton was not "mid" outside of 2.5 seasons and anyway who says otherwise didn't watch many Panthers game. It's that simple
>>150984054Lmao a foreigner who grew up watching soccer says Americans don’t know football. Yeah bud great argument
>>150984060>Ad hominem kek typical mutt logic. Go back and watch rookie Cam Newton then say he was "mid"
>>150984079Go watch Brandon Tarrant’s video and then get ass raped in prison you annoying bitch
Im at the lab watching tape
Oh he's seething and brining up non NFL topics kek Essay on three..m
I'd take prime cam over prime lamar
>>150984089kek
>>150984099Many would and that's a fair argument. Lamar has never gone to a Superbowl or won 3 straight division titles. You see when you're an objectively knowledgeable NFL fan you don't have to look up records or stats for this to be a conversation
how bad for Dem Boyz?
>>150984139love will fuck it up and lose the game for green bay, boyz fans will think they're legit, then the team sucks ass for the rest of the season
>>150984139Cowboys win by 20. Meme game.
>>150984139No ceedee the cowboys might not reach 10 points
>wanna watch some video footage about water birds>everyone just tries to sell me a roll of silver adhesive wrap to fix cables and shit
I'm betting my entire net worth on a Dem Boyz upset+Pickens moneyline
>>150984139Probably going to be a blood bath. Green Bay wins by 13+
>>150984165Iktf
>>150984139I dunno, green bay just lost to the Browns, I really don't think the Cowboys are much worse than the browns
500
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