previous >>150973496
they grow up so fast
>>150984250wait why's he mexican but his daughter is black
>>150984257
>>150984250How many Super Bowls does Brady win if Hernandez isn't a mental case?
lol
And there it is, verified that Mahomes has had to do more for his team than any other QB in NFL history
>>150984272lmao even
>>150984250>>150984266>racemix>become a murdererIf Brady has just beaten him harder none of this would have happened.
O line isn't an issue there's no starting O line changeups imminent even with people shitting on Vorhees. D line is absolutely a concern. Let's see how the Chiefs game goes before drastic measures
>>150984272>tackling is the problemI don't think the Lions rbs were even touched on the majority of their runs. Tackling doesn't help much if your whole front 7 has been blasted to the ground by Sewell & Co every single play.
Rate the patriots receiving leaders!
>>150984293Gap assignment for the back 7 was atrocious. Personnel on the D line is what will be key for the Chiefs game. I still expect a 7+ win in Arrowhead. This isn't homerism Ravens will be playing mad
im holding my nose and combining forces with my fellow kiwi to will the ravens into smashing the cheffies
>>150984240lol what league is that
>>150984310Shut up North Island. You don't hold your noses around anyone
>>150984286It was before that, he was born that way, Aaron is what Maxx Crosby would he if weren't too much of a pussy to pull out that nine
Thank god nu zulland is literally on the other side of the world
Dwayne Haskins
>>150984327it's a nice place but kinda weird and depressing since they're so isolated and economic growth is limited. they're also years behind the zeitgeist hence why that one poster is still using soijacks in 2026 minus 3 months
The smell isn't as bad as Birkenau thoughbeit
>>150984277NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>150984333Ive considering travelling there but it just doesnt really seem worth the hassle
>>150984250I swear that dude used to just post normal NFL news and content
>>150984362What's abnormal about that?
>>150984362"he" is multiple low tier NFL reporters. they tried being on the straight and narrow but it didn't get many clicks so now they're like tmz sports
you now remember the time McDaniels took the colt's HC job, but then Irsay visited his home for dinner and was doing drugs in their bathroom for 2 hours and McDaniels wife refused to be involved with that druggie and made McDaniels back out
>>150984362Blue xitter gets paid for engagement. Dov Kleiman and ML Football are always engagement bait. Not everyone posts meme shit for clicks but those two are block worthy
>>150984396Irsay did himself a favor.
>>150984257Do you faggots still not know how mixed people look?
>>150984396McDaniels did himself a favor.
>>150984396I'm gonna miss that fucking crackhead
>>150984396McIrsay did himself a favor.
>>150984415unfortunately yes
>>150984440That poor girl in the back looks like a cross between Jay Leno and a butternut squash
>>150984396i miss that weird fuck
>>150984333I read new Zealand is half Indian and half Chinese and getting worse every day. There are 7 maori and 8 white people left doing aggressive Hakas at each other while the Asians divide up the beach front real estate
>>150984459He wasn't even that old when he died but god damn that all of the drugs age him really bad
>>150984459the fuck is going on here?
>>150984472Drugs
>>150984466that's why you do weed, hash, shrooms, LSD, MDMA, and cocaine. never touch opiates or meth
>>150984466Doing drugs is a young man's game. He should have hung up the pads years ago.
>>150984332>Dwayne, you're our starting QB. Please, no strippers on your birthday. Coach can't get covid he's undergoing chemotherapy and it weakens your immune system.>I can't make no promises, gnaw'm sayin'???>Please just hang out at home this week *Invites the strippers to his house*
>ebony lesbians >bbcWhy are Americans so obsessed with niggers? This literally doesn't happen in any other country
>>150984466>he died at 65shit, i thought he was in his 80s
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 4 Edition!1. Philadelphia Eagles 32 (NC | +0.1)2. Buffalo Bills 31 (NC | -0.1)3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 29.5 (+3 | +2.8)4. Los Angeles Chargers 29 (+3 | +3.2)5. Detroit Lions 28.4 (+3 | +2.9)6. Los Angeles Rams 26.4 (-2 | -2.1)7. Washington Commanders 25.6 (+2 | +1.5)8. Kansas City Chiefs 24.6 (+3 | +2.3)9. Baltimore Ravens 24.4 (-4 | -3.9)10. San Francisco 49ers 22.7 (NC | +0.1)11. Green Bay Packers 22.3 (-8 | -7.6)12. Indianapolis Colts 22.1 (+1 | +2.9)13. Seattle Seahawks 19.9 (+2 | +2.1)14. Minnesota Vikings 19 (+5 | +5.1)15. Arizona Cardinals 17.6 (-1 | -1.5)16. Denver Broncos 17.3 (NC | +0.2)17. Cincinnati Bengals 15.4 (-5 | -5.2)18. Pittsburgh Steelers 15.3 (+3 | +3.2)19. Jacksonville Jaguars 14.3 (+3 | +3.5)20. Chicago Bears 12.8 (+5 | +4.6)21. Carolina Panthers 11.4 (+8 | +7.6)22. Cleveland Browns 10.3 (+9 | +8.2)23. Dallas Cowboys 9.8 (-6 | -6.4)24. Atlanta Falcons 9.7 (-6 | -5.9)25. Houston Texans 8.6 (-5 | -5.1)26. Las Vegas Raiders 7.4 (-3 | -2.6)27. New England Patriots 6.2 (-3 | -2.7)28. New York Jets 5 (-2 | -1.9)29. Miami Dolphins 3.8 (-2 | -1.6)30. Tennessee Titans 3 (-2 | -2.3)31. New York Giants 2.2 (-1 | -1.2)32. New Orleans Saints 1 (NC | -0.2)
>>150984491there's nothing wrong with gloryholes
>>150984491the same way foreigners like you are so obsessed with americans, you just can't help it
>>150984491>Hawaii>HawaiiWut
>>150984494he was spiritually
Ive been to new zealand (queenstown), its pretty good would recommend
Uh oh Americans seething kek stoo searching up bbc and 1st world countries won't make fun of you
>>150984250>post about a murderer's daughter>who isn't even of legal age but is simping>glaze him years after he backflip into a noose>complimenting a "tribute" to said murderer>another single black mother lied to her daughter that the "system" killed her dad.
My chiefs with Thornton
>>150984522Maybe but Id be on a plane for what? 24 hours? Fuck that. Even in business class Im miserable on shorter flights
>>150984528>WR leaves New England and finds success
>>150984295not until you explain why some are highlighted
>>150984530Its insane how you can go to Australia/NZ from any point in the world and somehow that flight gonna take 10+ hours
>>150984522Did you go rafting or Bungie jumping? I literally have never been to Qtown this isn't meme shit I'm curious
>>150984523You need some BBC in your life
>>150984536I was just highlighting the most recent ones.
>>150984539Ye. On the other hand its crazy that I can just go to the other side of the world and it will only take a day
>>150984551Yeah we live in a very weird time
>wins the NFC East
>>150984491Those are the blackest areas in the US so it makes sense they want to see more blacks
>>150984266Fun story for you fags. She then started fucking Dino, a connected cocaine importer for the Patriarca family. He now is rumored to be banging the wife of the owner of the largest weed dispensary in RI, and she's gonna be on the Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
>>150984541Im afraid of heights so i avoided bungee and parachuting. We ended up only doing the ben lomond trail and the Explore Queenstown tour, mostly Lord Of The Rings stuffThe entire city is beautiful
>>150984574The only section that matter is the awards
>>150984588This guy right here, and that is their daughter, sister to Aaron Hernandez's kid. Who would you rather have as a Dad, a murdering ex NFL player who was secretly gay or a washedout boxer turned mafia-owned cocaine importer? I only wish more Patriots players would tell stories about what Aaron Hernandez was up to.
Americans should take the opportunity and go to Dublin watch the game and roam around irelandIts very common there to take those big motorcycles and travel the country
>>150984620Stay the fuck out of what’s left of the gaeldom you wog
>>150984528Eventually, Mahomes is gonna fix his touch on those deep balls
>>150979529>>150979586>>150979763>the front door slams>Carlie walks inside, I hear her heavy footsteps hitting the ground>her heels click click click as she walks from the door to the kitchen>I walk down to the kitchen>"Down" she says, motioning toward the ground, as she leans on the island of the kitchen, looking at her phone>I get on my knees>she finishes typing her reply to whatever email she was checking>"come here" she says, as she leans on the island, and pulls her dress up, revealing her thighs and a tight g string>I move behind her and wait on my knees>"Practice was long and I have that thing tonight, go ahead" she says, pulling her g string to the side>I start to kiss her ass cheeks slowly>"no, straight to my pussy. We're in a hurry">I obey>her moans are muffled but they increase in volume>"Good boy, now my ass">I switch to her ass, still keeping my pace>"Yes, yes...keep going...">she starts to play with her clit until she climaxes>"Mmmm, yes, good boy..." she says as she motions for me to to sit back>she makes a show of snapping the string back between her cheeks>she drops her dress>"I need to hop in the shower before that executive dinner tonight. I'll leave some money on the counter for you to order, don't wait up for me">she turns around and looks at me>"Oh, I almost forgot. You were very good but I won't have time to unlock you tonight. Maybe tomorrow after practice. It's a short week so I might have to catch a flight right from practice, if I won't be home I'll leave the key on the nightstand in the morning">I remain on my knees as she walks out of the room, her heels clicking against the floor
Russ's cooking is too sophisticated for you flyover hillbillies
>>150984645>>she starts to play with her clit until she climaxesThat's your job, dude. Make an O shape with your mouth and suck on that things. Why are you all so clueless about pleasuring a woman?
>>150984651Russ’s cooking is poison
>>150984631That sounds kind of gay
Is Steve Spagnola psychic or is the Giants offense that terrible? I mean it's been horrible for years, but the Chiefs defense didn't look like they were trying very hard and they still wiped the floor with them
>>150984651>the cooking in question
>>150984668It all boils down to the Giants offensive line being completely dogshit. They can't do anything.
>>150984311must be mexico or some other shithole haha don't look up where "dismonza tintas" is from i beg you
What does he even do?
I haven't masturbated since Saturday
>soon
>>150984574Retarded
>>150984713My picrel is currently inaccurate
>>150984273Wow that sucks. I wonder who is injuring his receivers?
>>150984396>turning down based Jim to go work for Stephen Ross and Chris GrierNever listen to women
>it's so bad they have to use AI images just to create happy cowboy fans
You know for former WRs and WR coaches, Nick Sirianni and Kevin Patullo sure suck at drawing up route combinations...
>>150984491>black people watch black pornShocking
>>150984878Kek
For me? For me, it’s my Carolina panthers.
>>150984491ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF EVERY. MAP. EVER!
>>150984905White people too
>>150984971Someone check Mike Johnson's son's phone.
>>150984963What's with the age adjustment non anon
>>150984963i fucking hate missouri so much
>>150984963damn, shit's fucked in alaska
i think yall owe dak an apology
>>150984982Oh they took that shit down from the website. Hidden like the NFL hides concussion stats.
>>150984620Or I can just go to Colorado and not get raped and stabbed by migrants
once stafford retires, will you remember him as a lion or a ram?
>>150984989Show this to Trevor haters
>>150984989He just needs better receivers
>>150985001>will you remember himNo.
Bo Nix to be benched week 4
Bo Nix to be benched by this bussy
>>150985001A Ram easily
>>150984500People here consistently overrate the bucs
>>150984993Actually found it with digging. And it got worse lol just like the Ravens' prospects of making the playoffs.https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nvsr/nvsr47/nvs47_03.pdf>Although adjusted for variations in age distribution and population size, differences by state do not account for other state-specific population characteristics that may affect death rates.>When the number of deaths is small, differences between states and rankings by state may be unreliable due to instability in rates.
>bitchknees once again bring up politics out of nowhere
>>150985078Ty
If the Browns kept Kenny Pickett they'd be 3-0 right now.
>>150985101>sees something>AHHH ITS POLITICAL!Fucking everything is Rorschach test with you people.
>>150985140Don't reply to me faggot
which team is going to draft this bust?
>>150985161The Cleveland Whites
>>150985160What team you follow?
>>150985161Saints
>>150985161People are overthinking Drew. Hopefully the Saints take him.
So long term NIL is going to absolutely destroy player development and contracts for NFL prospects right? We're already starting to see the effects.
>>150985179>Patsiefag is illiterateColor me surprised. Try reading this post again>>150985160
>>150985161Looks like a future jet
>>150984308>Playing madAnd they'll lose because they're *the* nigger team of the league. Zero discipline or mental fortitude.
>>150985161>Penn State QBAnd for that reason, I'm out.
>>150985161career backup, will retire rich after 12 years in the league
Post yfw the Chiefs go 1-3
>>150985161I watch a lot of Penn State games and he’s pretty mid, but I think with the right coaching staff and good training he could be built into a franchise QB. All depends on his mindset and personality, intangibles are so important for quarterbacks and as fans we don’t have much access to those.
>>150985194Yup. This shit is about to turn into the nba
>>150985198What team do you follow, m8?
>>150985334Why are you so retarded? Are you incapable of reading a simple a post
>>150985341WHAT TEAM DO YOU FOLLOW?!
>>150985078>translation: we adjusted the rates to make our political side look betterIt's like having a name on an anonymous board.
>>150985354Doubt. Also, IQ is subjective and not a good indicator of intelligence.
>>150985101Hey, they pay him nothing so he has to get his benefits somewhere.
>>150985354>we adjusted the rates to make our political side look better>he says unironically while posting bsAlmost like Chiefs fags
>>150984491>relative instead of absolute numbersCOMPLETELY WORTHLESS. STOP POSTING MAPS LIKE THIS YOU RETARD.
>>150985363>IQ is subjectivebrownoid cope, similar to the NFL pushing black QBs
>>150985354many of the top 10 are swing states thoughbeit
>>150985368Does the NFL contribute to the Tikvah fund? They've been active on 4chan lately.
>>150985378>taking off your trip so you can pretend to be someone else>1 minute and 3 seconds apart from >>150985363
This is a pretty cool graphic
>>150985382It is though. It's a quiz made up by eugenicists. It'd be like using the Wonderlich to assess QB success.
>>150985386>exactly one minute apart from >>150985378Lmao
>>150985391How many of me are in the room with you, anon?
>>150985396Who is the Chorgers' RT?
>>150985410>get caught samefagging>deflectMany such cases
>>150985402wait, is it one minute or one minute and 3 seconds? because you're one minute:>>150985391>>150985402
>>150984250My faggot father
>>150985415I'm not the tripfag that took off his trip to reply to a post just so you can pretend that someone agrees with you.
>>150985410God I love Mia Malkova.
>>150985429Gronk revealing Aaron would openly beat off during tape review may have been a sign.
>>150985363This. Easy sign of a brainlet is talking about >muh IQ.
>>150985432Answer the question, Tim! Is it one minute or one minute 3 seconds?>deflecting now due to IQ being an unreliable form of measuring things, much like the Wonderlich
>>150984396and the colts are winning the owl this year for this dead drugged out retard lol
>>150985437Oh no, did I samefag again?
>>150985440How fucking retarded are you. You won't post a screenshot to prove me wrong because it'll reveal that you use 4chanx
>>150984491cause in school they tell you that white people are teh evilxors and teh nogz are like teh true ppls of da wurld
>>150985450>post a screenshotWhat are you talking about?
>>150985161thenewyorkjest
>>150985450>it'll reveal that you use 4chanxLolwut? Loads of people use 4chanx
>>150985458>school>teaching anything but standardized test curricula at this point
>bitchknees gets called out for samefagging>proceeds to spam the thread
>>150985462he's not wrong
>>150985475faggots and janny trannies do, post the screenshot bitchknees
>>150985245Not habbening
>>150985475And that means you can easily add or remove (yous) to your post
>>150985245unfortunately they do beat the ravens this week
>>150985467>>150985475>>150985493>>150985487Got it.
>>150985512Lol you really are using 4chanx
>>150985489why is she cursing my chiefs, bros? is to free up travis for her crazy cat lady blood magic rituals?
brady'sknee is my nigga ngl
choose your fighter
>>150985519I guess I am... why even doubt it.
>>150985519is there something better?
>>150985533>bradberry holdingWas this list made by a zoomer?
>>150985533My Patties are responsible for:>28-3>cundiff missed fg (though I would say Edelman to Amendola would be a better choice)>Luck Retiring>Dee Ford Offsides>Tuck Rule>2001 SB Loss>JUST RUN THE BALL
>>150985555>Mahomes in charge of throwing more than 5 yardsLmao
>>150985001Even as an NFC north bro he's a ram.
>>150985519phonefags still butthurt
>>150985533Has to be seahawks. Falcons close second
>>150985562>admitting to being a filterfag You may as well say you came here from /pol/ while you're at it
>>150985555I dont get it ;-;
>>150985555I guess I was expecting this to correlate with dominant TEs or receiving type RBs but I am wrong.
>>150985584Mahomes gets the worst usage from checkdown plays
>>150985555Well, well, well.
>>150985583i don't filter anything, not even canada
>>150985572Falcons is absolutely first. At least with the Seahawks the pats had clamped down on the run so it wasn't a sure thing. Falcons was a team wide collapse.
>>150985533Last years playoff loss to the commies was worse than Megatron retiring, and Barry sanders retiring is worse than both
>>150985139I didn't know Kenny Pickett posted on this board.Maybe you shouldn't have sat out two months with an ouchie, you pussy.
>>150985607Good man. The leaf should fear the rake, not the other way around.
This has probably been asked a hundred times before, but with NFLBite being dead, what alternatives have come up?
>>150985613I mean you could make an argument either way. Sudden dagger to the heart vs slow and steady descent into hell
>>150985633www.nfl.com
>>150985161Curtis that yesterday that James Franklin is 4 and 20 against top 10 teams, yet Penn State often seems like they're in the top 10. I don't follow college too closely but it seems like the ranking system is flawed no?
>>150985633Nfl bite is dead? Ive used last sunday just finenfl.footybite.is
>>150985638NTA but not really. Seahawks was bad but A) they had won the Owl the previous year and B) throwing the ball on 2nd down when the Pats are clearly selling out to block the run isn't a bad idea. It ended the worst way, but it's conceptually not terribleWhereas the Falcons had it all put away and completely fell apart. And they don't even have a ring to make them feel better. The Falcons will never overcome 28-3 until someone else has a worse collapse AND they win a ring (never ever)
>>150985657Apparently I was still using an old/dead url from them. Thanks
>>150985657They must not have the FBI in Riyadh.
>>150985659Oh yeah didnt think about the previous title win for seattle. I concede
>>150985654Penn State doesn't play ranked teams out of conference very often, the losses are probably ranked in conference teams
>>150985654*I heard yesterday that etc
>>150985654If they had Wisconsin's schedule they'd never be ranked high
>>150984645Hot
>muh 28-3>went to OT in the super bowl against a dynasty team with the GOATIf the points were scored in a different order it just gets remembered as a very close game between two great teams. Why should the Falcons get zero credit for blowing the Pats out in the first 3 quarters?
>>150985700>Why should the Falcons get zero credit for blowing the Pats out in the first 3 quarters?Participation trophy?
OPPONENT RECORDS FOR THE SIX 3-0 NFL TEAMS:-EAGLES: (4-5)- 49ERS: (4-5)-CHARGERS: (3-6)- BILLS: (1-8)-BUCS: (1-8)- COLTS: (1-8)
>>150985001WELL CONSIDERING HE WON A SUPERBOWL WITH THE RAMS
Stafford on the Lions seems like it was a different life.
>>150985001Lion. Veneer Rams Stafford is a clone, like current Tua.
Watching Josh Allen go from bust to MVP has been a ride.
>>150985740I bet Stafford looks back at it fondly, most of the bad parts were probably concussioned away
Soon
>>150985533
>ameribickers
>>150985707Obviously I'm not saying they deserve a trophy you retard. Read the first sentence of my post again. The point is that it's a brainlet take to think giving up that comeback is on the level of getting btfo (like, for example, the a chiefs in LIX) instead of just a very close game.
>>150985533Most of these are just pop-culture nonsense. They're just the moments that made the news, that normie zoomers have heard of, not the worst moments or even necessarily the reasons why the team lost the game they happened in.
No idea who Is winning tonight. Will the trend of white qbs winning in primetime continue?
>>150984500>3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 29.5 (+3 | +2.8)They very nearly lost to three shit teams. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
>>150985827
Bussy
>>150984614Charted by who? Some retard?
>>150985864
>>150985857>They very nearly lost to three shit teams.Any given Sunday.
>>150984989No I don't, he sucks
>>150985854It all depends on how Darnold plays. The Shithawks have the superior defense and special teams but their offense is hit or miss, they're either getting the week 1 Darnold that lost them the game or the week 3 Darnold that played really well
>>150985827dirtysanchez.mp4
>>150984989Purdy and Goof are receiverbabbies
Will Goof ever get the respect that he deserves?
>>150985938>>150985939The duality of man
>>150985874>teammate causes you to fumble in a preseason gameembarrassing but it is the preseason
>>150985938Name those "elite" receivers then
>>150985938maybe they throw better balls than others
>tfw Larry Centers will never make the HoF>tfw nobody even knows who he isDude has legit UNBREAKABLE career and single season records as a FB and won't get in the HoF. It's a fucking joke. There's another FB that should get in the HoF and won't because nobody cares about the position.
>>150985967amon ra st clown
>>150985980alsott isn't even in yet and neither is moose
>>150985964Anon.. that was the night game on thansksgvigin
Joe Burrow will request a trade. He's done with the Bengals and Mike Brown. Bad news is he'll likely end up with the Jets and Woody Johnson.
>>150985722You're telling me the teams that won all their games through 3 weeks beat teams that didn't win a lot of games through 3 weeks!?!?!?!?!?!WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooW
>>150985967Dan SkipperBrock WrightKalif Raymond
>>150986005DELET RIGHT NOW
>>150986033
>>150986015Voters hate the position, much like special teams. Centers, Alstott, and Neal should 100% all be in for FBs. There are a few kickers, punters, and return men that should also be in. Sadly, the NFL HoF is a joke.
>>150985722It's week 3 lmao
>>150986027Bengals don't trade players. They'd rather a player sit out the rest of their contract than trade them. That's the Brown family way.
Lions vs Ravens was such a good fucking game that I'm still thinking about it. That's the kind of shit that belongs in primetime.
Based or cringe?
bearsies
>>150984963I want to live in Alaska
>>150985161I remember Christian Hackenberg - this dude is 2.0, will be a bust
>>150985245>mfw
>>150985410This is how my gf watches me when I masturbate for her.Go Cheifs btw
>>150985987A guy drafted in the 4th round. Yeah you don't know ball
It's amazing how they find the worst games possible to play in the UK
>>150986116Really? She always smiles for me or has her mouth open and her eyes closed waiting. Go Eagles.
remind me why the jags spent 2 first round picks, 1 second round pick, and 1 fourth round pick for this dude?
>>150986136They can't force good teams to give up home games. Remember when the first Australian game was the Eagles hosting the Rams? Eagles said they weren't giving up the home fame and they NFL had to find another team
>>150985987How is he so good but his bigger, more chad brother Equanimeous was so relentlessly ass?
Remember when Rashard Mendenhall fumbled in the Super Bowl? lmao
wow, fucking RUDE
>>150986160>Equanimeoustoo brittle
my wife, kay adams
>>150984240WtfThat is an awful play
>>150986152Yeah I don't blame them. Imagine your home game is in the other side of the world. Jet leg alone is going to fucking suck
>>150986167
>>150986152>>150986183This problem will solve itself when they have enough overseas markets for 16 games
>>150986160sometimes i think about having kids just so i can give them a ridiculous name like equilateral triangle, but it's not worth the time, effort, and money
>>150986150They're a shit organization that never does the right thing. They draft the wrong people, sign the wrong people, trade for the wrong people, hire the wrong people. Nothing they do works out in their favor. They didn't even get the 2 London games this year. I love when the Jags play in London, means I don't have to wake up early.
>>150986160Absoutely kino egyptian namesWheres Osiris
>>150986176Kay Adams? More like GAY Adams because "she" is secretly a man.
>>150985245Neat
>>150986195When I was a senior in high school I worked out in this ghetto gym because it was dirt cheap and there was a huge guy there fresh out of the marines named Sphere. It was hard because I had to say his name with a straight face so I didn't get turned into a pretzel.
>>150986255there's a joke to be made about saying the name 'Sphere' with a straight face, but I'm generous enough to let someone else tell it
I'm right
>>150986299>Drake Mayelist discarded
what's she thinking about?
>>150986299I don’t think Hurts is elite but this is too far
>>150986317finna boutta win that owl shiet
Makes sense to me. Why would the Vikes do this?
>>150986308his receivers, running backs, and o-line suck ass. he's the only reason why the pats don't get completely BTFO
>>150986317>why am I pretending to be mid 90s Janine Garaffelo
>>150986299Just because Dak is really good at garbage time stat padding doesn't mean that he's really good in an actual game
maye should have gone to the borncos
>>150984839
>>150986330fine, i guess I'll do it myself
>>150986346I'm not gay, but I'd lick and cum on your tummy
The bussyposting has gone too far
>>150985161Is the scout his mom?
>>150986150>>150986206Do you know Tony Khan? Shahid's son, a nepo baby, President and CEO of All Elite Wrestling, and is also involved in the management of the Jacksonville Jaguars, working alongside his father in the team's operations. You think he knows ball?
>>150985245
OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGS: WEEK 3https://forms.gle/EZYXGnN86YaT86ec6vote how good you think each team is right now on a scale of 0 at worst to 10 at best, and I'll post the results on thursday. for reference, here's last week's rankings:1. (9.156) Philadelphia Eagles2. (9.125) Buffalo Bills3. (8.594) Baltimore Ravens4. (8.406) Green Bay Packers5. (7.625) Los Angeles Chargers6. (7.094) Tampa Bay Buccaneers7. (7.031) Los Angeles Rams8. (6.875) Detroit Lions9. (6.594) Indianapolis Colts10. (6.065) Kansas City Chiefs11. (5.813) San Francisco 49ers12. (5.774) Seattle Seahawks13. (5.625) Washington Commanders14. (5.375) Denver Broncos15. (5.063) Arizona Cardinals16. (4.938) Pittsburgh Steelers17. (4.871) Dallas Cowboys18. (4.839) Atlanta Falcons19. (4.625) Houston Texans20. (4.563) Cincinnati Bengals21. (4.125) Minnesota Vikings22. (3.625) Las Vegas Raiders23. (3.594) New England Patriots24. (3.469) Jacksonville Jaguars25. (2.839) New York Giants26. (2.344) New York Jets27. (2.281) Cleveland Browns28. (2.156) New Orleans Saints29. (2.094) Chicago Bears30. (2.031) Tennessee Titans31. (1.548) Carolina Panthers32. (1.355) Miami Dolphins
>>150986382he's not making the draft decisions. liam cohen would never have taken the job if he was
>>150986330>"Send in our elite power bottom"
>>150986382Tony khan has a long history of great relationships with jaguars players, nice try hogwheels
>>150986382>>150986410
/nfl/ is bad enough without faggots man
>>150986435/nfl/ has literally always had faggots, retards, weebs, and trips. That's redundant though isn't it?
>>150986299>Caleb>badHave you even watched him play the past few weeks?
>>150985980Juszczyk will get in
>>150986435correct no-call
>>150986448Usually when we say faggots we mean annoying people. In this case it means literal benders, booty bandits, poo pirates that have sex with men
Need my nigga J Love to have a few big games. I'm sick of seeing him in the middle of all those graphs that get posted
>>150986472*throws an int that blows the game*
>>150986472I'm thinking some more backfoot picks.not that they'll lose to the cowgirls but still
>>150986480It do be like that
>>150986480Sometimes you have to toss one up for the mafia
>>150986453He doesn't really do anything like the others did. He simply gets Pro Bowl nods because he's the only FB in the NFC and everyone knows him.
This general will be on full seethe mode after my chiefs secure a respectable 2-2 record
>>150985980>career and single season recordsWhat records?
>>150986500Bro is one season away from golf shorts and cargo shorts
>>150986500Laughing at the 1-3 ravens would distract me too much
>>150986382Yeah, I know who he is. He's shit, the teams shit, the teams more shit because he's shit, he spends his dad's money so his wrestling toys can shoot videos with the jaguars cheerleaders. The only reason they won a play off game in the trevor era is because it was against the chargers.
>>150986299No you are not
guys, I'm thinking about naked men again
>>150986500>2-2>respectable
>>150986507At the same time? Do Canadians really?
>>150986520Fugg off eagles fan theres is beauty on being .500
>>150986517Ok have fun with that
>>150986410I get it anon, saying otherwise about a Pajeet or Punjab would be a hate crime in Canada.
>>150986331>he just needs more helpopinion discarded
>>150986317Thinking about sitting on MY face
>>150986536I'm not a Niggles fan
>>150986507
>>150984273Tom’s WR1 and WR2 are two manlet white boys
>>150986507he's been downhill since he dropped his black queen
>>150986525Gotta make the most of summer man(I meant golf shirts)
>>150986506ONLY FB in history with 100 receptions in a season. Most receptions by a RB (not just FB) in history with 827 (ranked 36th among all players), which puts him ahead of many HoF receivers, TEs, and HBs. 2nd all-time in receiving yards among RBs, less than 100 yards behind Faulk. His FB receiving records won't just never be broken, but nobody will ever come remotely close.
Go berds
>>150986410Why wouldn't he? He pays them when they don't deserve it and probably takes the attitude, "chin up pal, you sucked this week but there's always next week :)" He's probably really friendly with them and they're comfortable when they under perform.
>>150986403When are you releasing the new rankings?
>>1509864933000 yards and 25 TDs isn't anything to sneeze at for a fullback
>>150986575Based post. Will we win the owl?
pretty soon. if possible I'd like there to be no ties
>>150984869josh mcdaniels not mike mcdaniel
>>150986574>muh receptionsNot impressive>receiving yards among RB/FBI don't really care.Sounds like he was a TE, not a FB though.
>>150984273Chefsoids still refuse to admit that their WR1 and WR2 are mediocre and there is not a big drop off between them and their backups.
>Welcome to the NFL Excellence event, want our autographs?
>>150986548on MY face???
>>150986641you don't get it, rashee rice is a top 5 WR1 or something
>>150986645No thx im looking for Caleb
>>150986641So no one is carrying Mahomes? He's just that good?
>>150986591Compared to the others that I listed and aren't in the HoF, he's nothing. Centers has god-tier receiving stats while playing with shit-tier QBs his entire career. Alstott dwarfs the shit out of Juszczyk when it comes to rushing. Neal is easily the greatest blocking fullback in history. Those 3 should be in the HoF and then we can talk about Juszczyk.>>150986633Literally a FB, which is what makes his stats so ridiculous. Add in the best QB he played with was Jake Plummer, and you have the GOAT of receiving FBs. Dude played with bad QBs his entire career minus his retirement year with NE where he was barely used.>muh receptionsDude has more receptions as a FB than Michael Irvin, Ochocinco, Sharpe, White, and a ton more. You're clearly just a retarded zoomer.
>>150986645I get an autograph from everybody other than Stroud so he knows I don't like him.
>>150986645Cornball niggas
>>150986645Bryce Young probably still gets carded in bars
>>150986317This>>150984645
>>150986672He's getting carried, just not by teammates
>>150986672Yeah he's pretty good. But not really good enough, they got carried by a lot of luck and Ravens/Bills playoff choking last year and got rightfully btfo in the owl. And this year they look pretty mediocre and are 1-2 (only win is a shitshow game against the giants that they would have lost if Russ didn't go full retard).
>there are people ITT that are fans of a player before being fans of a teamThe fanboy/TMZ-ing of football and football fandom is complete cancer.
>>150986727It is NBA discourse
that poor woman
>>150986750When is he getting into the HoF?
>>150986750knocking up your wife for 20 years is pretty based
>>150986769>under 10k yardsThis might keep him out>100 rushing TDsThis might get him in since every RB with 90 or more is in the HoF
>GoldbergMe>Random womanPeople crying about the tush push
>>150986790He also won MVP in 2005 and had the most rushing yards in a season until AP broke that record
>>150986790if henry gets in before alexander that's bullshit
How do we fix the injuries? honesty. >Move TNF to FNF (muhhhh High school....I don't care)What else
>>150986750one of the most forgotten elite players. from 2001 to 2005 his worst year was 1600 yards and 16 TD.
>>150986814>>150986816Gore should get in this time since you can't ignore 16k yards, 3rd all-time. The under 10k yards really hurts him since he has less than Forte & CJ2K, but has nearly double their rushing TDs. Even backs with 11k yards aren't in the HoF.
>>1509868472 universal bye weeks
>>150986453No he won't. Even if the 49ers win the Super Bowl this season he won't get in. Fullbacks need multiple rings to even be considered for the Hall of Fame.
>>150986847Force players to drink goat milk every day
>>150986849He broke the rushing TDs record then LT immediately broke his record the next year
>>150986847You don't. You can't. Football is inherently a dangerous sport, there will always be injuries. The only way there would be no injuries is if it's not football.
>>150986847>muhhhh High school....I don't carewell congress passed a law preventing it so there isn't anything the NFL can do
>>150984491explain yourselves, Idaho
>>150986892>well congress passed a law preventing itwhat happened to the free market? if high school football can't compete with the NFL, then they should try harder
>>150986178To be fair, the QB makes the right play throwing it deep after an obvious defensive offside.Wouldn't have counted if his dude caught it though because of the obvious false start by the WR.The silly bastard is dancing because he knows the play won't count.
>>150986868Kinda crazy that Alstott isn't in.
>>150986853you mean miami dolphins legend frank gore?
>>150986750he can literally have 7-on-7 scrimmages with his kids
>>15098685312 consecutive years of 1k scrimmage yards is pretty insane though
>>150986750Based, if I had his money I'd do the same but with my own wife, not his.
only ball knowers will understand this
>>150986853The real reason he will get in is because he went to the U and they lobby hard
>>150986453juice isn't the guy we should be pounding the table for, it's craig
>>150986918Miami University legend, Frank Gore
>>150986847Get rid of turf. Everyone must play on grass.
>>150986955As he should >>150986960Based, Craig is far influential to the 49ers and football than Juice.
>>150986918>>150986964you mean New Jersey Jets legend Frank Gore?
>>150986847Mithril Carbonite tendons replacing shitty flesh ones
>>150986872*checks flag*
>>150986975I have a theory that if you were at the U like 1995-2005 and were an nfl standout you will probably get in, which means we will probably see third leg greg as well
>>150986964mods are asleep post gore
On a scale of 1 to SHIT. How shitty is tonights shitty game
>>150986950Whats there to understand?
>>150987055Its shit, but more importantly why is that lil guy wearing a sports bra?
>>150986950Looks rather straightforward desu whats your point?
>>150987055mostly boring with a healthy side of bullshit memery. definitely better than that awful chiefs-giants game, but still probably more fun if watching drunk.
>>15098705535 - 9 Xhehawks win.
>>150986918You surely mean Philadelphia Eagles legend Frank Gore.
Do they still stream the TNF ges on twitch?
>d'oh
>>150987096yeah
>>150987079normally a red jersey in practice means "no contact", this is a zest jersey, meaning "open for service"
>>150984474
SEX WITH MINA
>>150986750Unbelievably based. Must have landed the worlds most fertile woman.
>>150987141this but the other mina
>>150985001As a Lionsfan I'll remember him more as a Ram.
>>150985354>High IQ>Minnesota Who made this map PFF?
>>150986847>Get rid of Roughing the passer, QBs must be forced to be physical and understand they are at risk>Shorten season to 14 games and add 2 extra games onto preseason>Eliminate International Games. Games should be hosted outside Franchise cities barring Emergencies>No More Thursday Night Football. Games are Sunday and Monday Respectively.>Grass Fields Mandatory
>>150987183Fag
>>150984491Milwaukee, Detroit? Probably trying to find they baby daddies.
idk why so many of you are so averse to fucking chubby girls, they're easy, cute, and way better lays. If you want some pussy, get in great shape and go on the prowl for a cute young chubby girl.
>>150984396lmao. i remember all those morons blaming McDaniels after it too.
>>150986750Thats a good woman
>>150984574Drew Brees wins because his name isn't jerk off.
>>150987220Based
>>150986435>Stafford enters Ford Field>Refs immediately revert to Prime Lions Stafford levels of no callsKek
>>150987123Damn that is fucking gay.
anyone have that cap of lamar shrugging?
>>150986472He's mid. He has never elevated his team. He is not a Big Game QB.
>>150986641I'm so tired of hearing about how their two missing WR3s are the reason the rest of their WR3s aren't good.
>>150987233I just masturbated to this
>>150987199Longer season is an absolute slog and promotes divisional rivals jobbing down to each other rather than a dead sprint to the playoffs.
>>150986906It's unironically to protect the free market.
>>150987233>the country that advertises itself as being open and avail to everyone is now open and avail to everyonebased
>>150987220Drew Brees wins because he was awesome and everyone likes him
>>150987183>>Get rid of Roughing the passer, QBs must be forced to be physical and understand they are at riskQB play is what draws in viewers and brings in the big bucks. I honestly think that the NFL is right about this, you gotta protect the most marketable and important player on the field.>>Shorten season to 14 games and add 2 extra games onto preseason16 games was perfect imo. I do agree with a 4 game preseason too.>>Eliminate International Games. Games should be hosted outside Franchise cities barring EmergenciesA game in Mexico or Canada is fine. Games across the Atlantic annoy me.>>No More Thursday Night Football. Games are Sunday and Monday Respectively.100% agree>>Grass Fields MandatoryYes
>>150987214factual statement
>>150987233This looks like a map of white flight as much as immigration
>>150987270She would be so hot if she gained 40 pounds.
>>150987258Free market what free market? High school games are not televised their local sporting events. I think only like state level championships are the only thing that get televised to some extent. Other than that the rest is highlights on your local news channel. I would much rather have Monday night football moved to Friday I'd argue businesses would see a bump in buisness as well because nobody working a 9-5 wants to go out on a fucking Monday night.
>>150987264Jews came up with the melting pot narrative. The founders were white nationalists.
>>150987134
>>150987299>4chan post sourcing itselfhmm
>>150987283She will, all you have to do is put a ring on it
>>150987270I would wrong out the sweat from that shirt and put it on a salad
>defensive players get smaller, but faster>offensive lineman get biggerI think if the Ravens win an Owl with their rush heavy approach, we might just see other teams go in on this. A new resurgence of the old ways where teams run the ball primarily. It's much easier to find RBs than a good QB. Just draft a running QB and focus on the o-line and RBs. Should be easier to outmatch the interior of the line when DTs aren't 350 pound walls like they were 20+ years ago and linebackers have gotten lighter in favor of speed for coverage and pass rush.
>>150987233How can we speed this shit up? It's not happening fast enough.
>>150987305
>>150987305white immigrants were favored until hart-cellar act, that's why the ethnicity spread explodes after 1965
>>150987340Irish were hated even more so than blacks, leading up to the Civil War. Places specifically put out signs that they wouldn't hire them.
>>150987328>I think if the Ravens win an Owl with their rush heavy approach, we might just see other teams go in on this.what are you talking about, all of the top teams are already doing this
>>150987270I cant tell if thats hot or not
a good running game and good defense. I HAVE SOLVED FOOTBALL.
ok frens listen up, i have an announcement of the highest priority but i'm saving it for the next thread, i urge everyone to be on their toes!!
can you faggots fuck off with your /spol/ shit? We got football tonight.
Week 4 predictions:Cardinals vs Seahawks - SeahawksSteelers vs Vikings - VikingsFalcons vs Commanders - CommandersGiants vs Chargers - ChargersTexans vs Titans - TexansBuccaneers vs Eagles - EaglesPatriots vs Panthers - PanthersBills vs Saints - BillsLions vs Browns - Lions49ers vs Jaguars - 49ersRams vs Colts - RamsRaiders vs Bears - BearsChiefs vs Ravens - RavensCowboys vs Packers - PackersDolphins vs Jets - DolphinsBroncos vs Bengals - Broncos
>>150987369Pretty much. Teams need to stop spending most of their money on a QB that can't do shit without an o-line. The Bengals are exactly the opposite of how every team should build.
any of these deserve to be in the hall of fame:QUARTERBACKS (10): Drew Brees, Randall Cunningham, Jake Delhomme, Rich Gannon, Jeff Garcia, *-Eli Manning, Donovan McNabb, Steve McNair, Philip Rivers, Alex Smith.RUNNING BACKS (21): Shaun Alexander, Mike Alstott (FB), Tiki Barber, Larry Centers (FB), Jamaal Charles, Corey Dillon, Warrick Dunn, Arian Foster, Eddie George, Frank Gore, Priest Holmes, Steven Jackson, Chris Johnson, Thomas Jones, Jamal Lewis, Marshawn Lynch, LeSean McCoy, Eric Metcalf (also WR/PR/KR), Lorenzo Neal (FB), *-Fred Taylor, Ricky Watters.WIDE RECEIVERS (18): Anquan Boldin, Donald Driver, Larry Fitzgerald, *-Torry Holt, Chad Johnson, Brandon Lloyd, Brandon Marshall, Derrick Mason, Herman Moore, Muhsin Muhammad, Jordy Nelson, Jimmy Smith, Rod Smith, *-Steve Smith Sr., Hines Ward, *-Reggie Wayne, Wes Welker, Roddy White.
>>150987392>Broncos vs Bengals - BroncosI genuinely think the Bengals are going to win this game.
>>150987411without burrow?
>>150987409>Jeff GarciaHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>>150987409tiki is worst barber
>>150987382It's time for bitcknees' daily seethe fest
Can we please just make a new HOF without players from 1900-1974?
>>150987409>Drew BreesObviously>Randall CunninghamNo>Jake DelhommeNo>Rich GannonNo>Jeff GarciaNo>Eli ManningYes>Donovan McNabbNo>Steve McNairNo>Philip RiversNo>Alex SmithNo
>>150987409Brees and are Fitz are first round ballots next year
>>150987411The same bungles that just got btfo by THE carson wentz?
>>150987409>Brees>ManningYes>RiversHas the stats, but no ring so 50/50.>the restNo>AlexanderToss up>AlstottYes, 100%>CentersYes, 100%>DillonInteresting since his stats are good enough, but was never dominate.>GoreYes, 100%>Lorenzo NealYes, 100%. He's the best blocking FB in history.
>>150985053we're bakey fans here that's why
>>150987409>Jordy Nelsonwhat the fuck happened to this guy anyways? he was elite for 3 years then completely left the earth
>>150987409Brees, Rivers, Fitzgerald, WayneThat’s it
>>150987476I remember that he was on the Raiders right before he retired
>>150987479Eli would get in over Rivers
>>150987476>Jordy Nelsonnever the same post-acl
>>150987417Yep>>150987463Yep
>>150987473Yeah either that or we have a bunch of knuckle dragging florida posters in our midst
>>150987479fitz and brees guaranteed, rest is a dice roll
a team with Mike Alstott and Aaron Donald would be unstoppable
I still haven't masturbated since Saturday
>>150987508Eli has 2 rings, he's getting in guaranteed. Anyone saying otherwise is retarded.
>>150987514Spamming is against the rules. Also, this post is off-topic.Two rule violations in one post.
>>150987514Based. Havent masturbated since 2020 and not missing it
>>150987528
>Brian Mitchell isn't in the HoFStop hating on special teams players. Dude is 2nd all-time in All-Purpose yards, behind only Jerry Rice. Fucking put him in the HoF already.
>>150987523The question was whether they deserved to be in, not whether they will be. Even 2 Owls doesn’t make up for a whole career of Eli being an average QB at best and often below-average
It's too soon for my boy Dart, right? He gonna get killed behind that line, right?Right?
>>150987561All that matters if that he'll get in. There's a ton of players that deserve to get in and won't. Does that matter? Nope because they'll never get in.
>>150987561His career statistics are decidedly above average.Not a hall of fame, though.
>>150987573He probably won't get injured but he's absolutely getting fucked over. Daboll is just desperate for his job at this point
>>150984332
>>150987594Honestly, would any premier head coaching candidate want the Giants job at this point? That place looks like it will drag you into an abyss of ineptitude and futility.
>>150987611It's high profile and the problems aren't with ownership.
>>150987611>>150987594Bengals will trade the Giants Zac Taylor for nothing. Please, someone take him, he's godawful.
>>150987611>get paid several million a year only to get an early retirement after 3 or 4 yearsAbsolutely
>>150987573he learned to throw on the run at ole piss, he may suck but probably won't get killed...probably
>>150987635He doesn't suck. His team sucks.
>>150987641i mean suck in the game, not as a human being
>>150982704>>150982704>>150982704migrate
>>150987611is Fangio HC material?he'd probably be their best bet if so
>>150984491>Ebony lesbians Didn't know so many black women were on the down low like that.....
>>150987664He didn't look good with the Broncos.
>>150987664dear god no
my clots?
>>150987611Honestly the Giants situation isn't anywhere near as bad as say the Cowboys or the Browns. The Cowboys you have the constantly pay lip service to Jerry and the Browns are in QB hell with the Watson situation. The Giants are at least salvagable if you get rid of that idiot Schoen.
>>150986219he never played pro ball
