Great White Hope edition
Hey guys, /mu/ here, longtime Swift fan here. Is this Travis Kelce guy REALLY a good future husband for the Queen? I read on the different board that he's been playing for the NFL for a long time and he's taken lots of hits to the head and he has an aggressive, possibly violent personality. I just worry for her sake.
coach crime
Patty Cuckitini
>>150982726(((They))) let her off easy. Could have made her marry Tyreek Hill
What if you wanted to get to the other team's QB but Penei Sewell was in your way?
Fpwp
OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGS: WEEK 3https://forms.gle/EZYXGnN86YaT86ec6vote how good you think each team is right now on a scale of 0 at worst to 10 at best, and I'll post the results on thursday. for reference, here's last week's rankings:1. (9.156) Philadelphia Eagles2. (9.125) Buffalo Bills3. (8.594) Baltimore Ravens4. (8.406) Green Bay Packers5. (7.625) Los Angeles Chargers6. (7.094) Tampa Bay Buccaneers7. (7.031) Los Angeles Rams8. (6.875) Detroit Lions9. (6.594) Indianapolis Colts10. (6.065) Kansas City Chiefs11. (5.813) San Francisco 49ers12. (5.774) Seattle Seahawks13. (5.625) Washington Commanders14. (5.375) Denver Broncos15. (5.063) Arizona Cardinals16. (4.938) Pittsburgh Steelers17. (4.871) Dallas Cowboys18. (4.839) Atlanta Falcons19. (4.625) Houston Texans20. (4.563) Cincinnati Bengals21. (4.125) Minnesota Vikings22. (3.625) Las Vegas Raiders23. (3.594) New England Patriots24. (3.469) Jacksonville Jaguars25. (2.839) New York Giants26. (2.344) New York Jets27. (2.281) Cleveland Browns28. (2.156) New Orleans Saints29. (2.094) Chicago Bears30. (2.031) Tennessee Titans31. (1.548) Carolina Panthers32. (1.355) Miami Dolphins
>>150983099>my Tardinals as mid as can beSeems true
>>150982704In a past life this man led Roman legions to victory
>>150982704beardbros..
Pooo
>goyboys secondary
>>150987669Caleb unironically has a top 5, probably top 3 arm in the NFL. Honestly, I don't think anyone besides Josh Allen has a concrete argument to have a better arm than him.
>>150982726Hes a good man savannah
>>150982943don't vanilla blitz, use the secondary to lock down and wait for the line to tire. that's why gb gets goff and flores has a harder time
OFFICIAL /nfl/ week 4 power rankings 1. Philadelphia Eagles 2. Buffalo Bills3. Green Bay Packers 4. Detroit Lions 5. Los Angeles Rams6. Los Angeles Chargers7. Baltimore Ravens 8. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 9. Kansas City Chiefs 10. Seattle Seahawks 11. San Francisco 49ers12. Washington Commanders13. Indianapolis Colts14. Denver Broncos 15. Pittsburgh Steelers 16. Minnesota Vikings 17. Arizona Cardinals 18. Jacksonville Jaguars 19. Chicago Bears 20. Houston Texans 21. Atlanta Falcons22. Cleveland Browns23. Dallas Cowboys 24. Carolina Panthers25. Las Vegas Raiders 26. Cincinnati Bengals27. New England Patriots 28. New York Jets29. Miami Dolphins 30. New York Giants 31. Tennessee Titans 32. New Orleans Saints
Cardinals are winning tonight. So sayeth the Buccaneers.
>>150987718>green gay that high
>>150987730Would be pretty funny after everyone is starting to get on the Seahawks bandwagon.
>>150987730the cards fucking suck but anything can happen on tnf
the old Lions slogans and iconography are so much better than the new stuff Roar Restored was a way better slogan than One Pride
>>150987757>everyone is starting to get on the Seahawks bandwagonyeah about that...
>>150987774You can't use Roar Restored when nobody alive can remember the last time they had a roar.
Micro Penis Jr
Seahawks 27 Cardinals 23
>>150987810Super Micro Penis Jr
Tonight's game is gonna be a defensive battle. I fucking hate defense, every game should be a shootout.
thoughts on my clots?
>>150987827Danny dimes
>be me>be a KANG>be a winner>be comfy>be you>not a KANG>be a loser>be seethingSimple as.
rate my new shirt
>>150987819The Cardinals might get blown out.
>>150987809They got a roar right now what do you mean?
>>150987827>beat the 0-3 dolphins>beat the 0-3 titans>beat the 1-2 broncos whose win is the 0-3 titans>about to face the 2-1 rams whose wins are the 0-3 texans and 0-3 titansI'm not yet convinced but at least you have three different ways to mock titans fans
>>150987875>titans fansnow you're just making things up
>>150987832How many rings is a king supposed to have?
>>150987371>>150987371me + u frens = footbal buddys on sunday! :D
>>150987827gonna be exposed by the rams
>>150987888The AFC Souths teams in general have the smallest fanbases
>>150987874Yeah and when was the last time they roared before that.
>>150987888four different ways
>>150987892that king wears no crown
>>150987827Respected by almost no one for being 3-0 even though everyone is glazing the goddamn chorgers of all teams for being 3-0The life of being a small market
commies = king with no crownafc south = crown with no king
>>150987917Colts arent small market.
>>150987917Eh, everyone has been waiting to suck off the Chargers for the last 15 years. I don't think it has anything to do with the LA market. The Rams are the team that gets the LA buff in the media.
>>150987905uh 1993?
Over or under on Warrick Dunn?https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/D/DunnWa00.htm
>>150987925what the fuck does this even mean
>>150987933lol no
>>150987938pls be patient he haz autism
We are 100% losing on sunday but like...what if?
>>150987926>21 NFL teams are in larger markets than indy>5 markets larger than indy have no NFL teamsorry to burst your bubble but yeah you are
>>150987755>>150987799Two double dubs posts? Will this be a kino game, bros?
>>150987957more likely it will suck for 2.5 quarters, have some memeshit go off and wake people up, only to let them down with a disappointing finish. such is TNF
>>150987956I'm not a colts fan but I always thought of them as being mid-tier. Especially since Manning was there and they kinda raped the AFCS for so long
>>150987827Daniel Jones is gonna derp
>>150987952I have a feeling it's going to go the same way as the Rams-Eagles game where the Eagles look like frauds all game and pull a win out of their ass at the last second.
really makes you think
>white running backs
>>150987976sounds like you're referring to being historic, not whether or not they're a small market team
>>150987996Bears with 14. No way, this has to be fake.
>>150982943Didn't stop my Packies
My Tardinals will win an ugly but deserved Arbeitssieg tonight. Like 10-7
>>150987935that 2004 falcons team with vick dunn and duckett was pretty odd, three totally different running threats
>>150987996How can you even compete with Hoosier offensive efficiency
>>150988046it would help if d'andre swift could do fucking anything in the run gamefat retard poles thought he was preferable over david montgomery btw
>>150988053>What if you want to get to Jordan Love, but the Packer o-line is in the way.Didn't stop the Browns.
>>150988059cardinals will be up 24-6 in the third quarter then end up losing 24-25
>>150988105:(
>>150988105hasn't stopped anyone yet, the run game makes that deceptive
>>150988112Nuh-uh
>>150988112>cardinals will be up 24>24You might want to look at how well the Cawk's D matches up to the Tard's O.
>>150988082Lions wouldn't have signed Monty if Jamaal Williams didn't reject a contract offer to get the same money elsewhere and now he is not even in the league anymore. Funny how it all works
How are cardinals 2-1? I havent watched their games so could an expert enlighten me
>>150988254
>>150987996Just how good are the dolphins and panthers
>>150988254Spiritually 1-1
>>150988267They almost blew the Panthers gameLucky for them the Panthers offense is a bucket of rocks lmao
>>150988254they barely scraped by with lucky late wins over the saints and panthers and then lost right at the end against the 49ers
>>150988267>>150988276Oh man Sammy Darnoldi is going to dismantle them hard, 24-9 for seahawks
new mina pic!
>>150988309good lord Nolan hit the wall at 100 miles per hour
>>150988356wtf I didn't even know it was her
>>150983099>too lowcolts, steelers, vikings, bears>too highravens, chiefs, cowboys, texans, bengals, dolphins
>>150988254Should be 3-0 desu. Offense is garbage but the midget and the defense are actually quote good
>>150988375pump the brakes on my burrs, the offense has yet to look good against a non-dogshit defense.also the front 7 are shit and the secondary has been nuked with injuries.
>>150988375>last week's rankingsI only need a couple more votes though, then I'll publish the final results for this week
>>150988356>>150988368mogged by mina
>>150982704
>>150988424which is brutal. Mina is now Laura that's for sure.
>>150988419Someone today said Drake Maye is the same as Jay Cutler. I was offended, I don't think Drake would ever smoke on the sidelines.
>>150988447>TELL MIKE A SAID FUCK YOUgape gaye could never
>>150988431I'd take the white one 100/10 times.
>>150988420>>last week's rankingsFeels like you're having to remind people every fucking time you post it
I think Urban Meyer deserves another shot at being an NFL head coach.
>>150983099just another year of suffering. if we lose to the jets i'm going to strangle a dolphin irl
>>150988485Just keep him away from college towns
my vikies :)
>>150988513Set him loose
>>150988513Nah, he's a grown man he can fuck whoever he wants. If they want to fuck him that's their business. If not, well we can bring Big Ben on as an "offensive assistant".
>>150988537Free win in Dublin this week
>>150988273when you fumble, throw interceptions and not stop the other teams' offenses you don't have a chance to punt (at least thats the case for my phins)
>>150988537where's the boner
>>150988549>Big Ben on as an "offensive assistant"
>>150988488>just another year of suffering.Year... you have Tua guaranteed through the 2028 season. Good luck staying sane anon.
>>150988552and of course it was the weekend when i am doing bestman honors at a wedding but it's ok, there is always next time and i am having a great sunday anyway because i get to tune in to redzone with my frens here on /nfl/ ;)
>>150988572Did he actually rape that girl? I was too young to understand things
>>150988625Yeah. He also tried to get Trump's sloppy seconds but he got cucked.
OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGS: WEEK 343 votes1. (9.448) Buffalo Bills [+1, +0.323]2. (8.709) Philadelphia Eagles [-1, -0.447]3. (8.563) Detroit Lions [+5, +1.688]4. (8.515) Los Angeles Chargers [+1, +0.890]5. (7.714) Indianapolis Colts [+4, +1.120]6. (7.562) Tampa Bay Buccaneers [0, +0.468]7. (7.405) Green Bay Packers [-3, -1.001]8. (7.022) Los Angeles Rams [-1, -0.009]9. (6.990) Baltimore Ravens [-6, -1.603]10. (6.106) Kansas City Chiefs [0, +0.042]11. (5.978) San Francisco 49ers [0, +0.165]12. (5.901) Minnesota Vikings [+9, +1.776]13. (5.884) Washington Commanders [0, +0.259]14. (5.831) Seattle Seahawks [-2, +0.057]15. (5.160) Pittsburgh Steelers [+1, +0.222]16. (5.140) Denver Broncos [-2, -0.235]17. (4.706) Arizona Cardinals [-2, -0.356]18. (4.068) Jacksonville Jaguars [+6, +0.599]19. (3.812) Cleveland Browns [+8, +1.531]20. (3.794) Chicago Bears [+9, +1.700]21. (3.604) Houston Texans [-2, -1.021]22. (3.353) Las Vegas Raiders [0, -0.272]23. (3.114) New England Patriots [0, -0.480]24. (3.092) Dallas Cowboys [-7, -1.779]25. (2.974) Cincinnati Bengals [-5, -1.588]26. (2.960) Carolina Panthers [+5, +1.412]27. (2.604) New York Jets [-1, +0.260]28. (2.342) Atlanta Falcons [-10, -2.496]29. (1.881) New York Giants [-4, -0.957]30. (1.858) Miami Dolphins [+2, +0.503]31. (1.023) New Orleans Saints [-3, -1.133]32. (1.004) Tennessee Titans [-2, -1.028]Big Risers+1.776 Vikings+1.700 Bears+1.688 Lions+1.531 Browns+1.412 Panthers+1.120 ColtsBig Fallers-1.001 Packers-1.021 Texans-1.028 Titans-1.133 Saints-1.588 Bengals-1.603 Ravens-1.779 Cowboys-2.496 Falcons
>>150988645hmmmm not that far off
>>150988645>colts, vikings, bears, and panthers all get blowout wins>move up quite a few ranking spots each>gain a good chunk of rating points>seahawks get a blowout win>move down a couple spots>barely get any rating pointso i am laffin
>>150988645>+1.776 VikingsBut the lamestream media keeps insisting that the Cowboys are America's team.
>>150987930lol what buff?
>>150988697It's called eye test (i havent seen the seahawks play this year so i just rated them 6 based on record)
can't wait for my eagles to make matt lafleur seethe like a little boy again
who was in the wrong here?
>>150987827>the front door slams>Carlie walks inside, I hear her heavy footsteps hitting the ground>her heels click click click as she walks from the door to the kitchen>I walk down to the kitchen>"Down" she says, motioning toward the ground, as she leans on the island of the kitchen, looking at her phone>I get on my knees>she finishes typing her reply to whatever email she was checking>"come here" she says, as she leans on the island, and pulls her dress up, revealing her thighs and a tight g string>I move behind her and wait on my knees>"Practice was long and I have that thing tonight, go ahead" she says, pulling her g string to the side>I start to kiss her ass cheeks slowly>"no, straight to my pussy. We're in a hurry">I obey>her moans are muffled but they increase in volume>"Good boy, now my ass">I switch to her ass, still keeping my pace>"Yes, yes...keep going...">she starts to play with her clit until she climaxes>"Mmmm, yes, good boy..." she says as she motions for me to to sit back>she makes a show of snapping the string back between her cheeks>she drops her dress>"I need to hop in the shower before that executive dinner tonight. I'll leave some money on the counter for you to order, don't wait up for me">she turns around and looks at me>"Oh, I almost forgot. You were very good but I won't have time to unlock you tonight. Maybe tomorrow after practice. It's a short week so I might have to catch a flight right from practice, if I won't be home I'll leave the key on the nightstand in the morning">I remain on my knees as she walks out of the room, her heels clicking against the floor
>>150988740Cam. Cowards who make business decisions in the superbowl shouldn't talk shit. If that were Tua he would have dove head first into the pile and died on the field.
>>150988740shut up tua your brains are scrambled and you need to retirethis motherfucker is going to commit suicide in his 40s i guarantee it
>>150988740Tua. Cam is right
>>150988740Does Tua not remember Cam was an MVP?
>>150988740Tua because Cam is speaking from experience
>>150988740tua realizes that Cam was an NFL QB and thus can talk shit about other QBs, right?
>>150988775He probably doesn't so you can't blame him for that
>>150988740the concussions have really taken a toll...
Why the fuck are they still doing double headers on MNF?
>>150987755as a longtime bird fan; who do i support the hawks or the cards?
>>150988821
>>150988821Twice the chance of there not being pure dog's ass on the air.
>>150988740Does he know Cam Newton played QB?
>>150988830It's funnier if the Cardinals win.
>>150988830"seahawk" is not a real bird so definitely go cards
You guys realize the Eagles couldve and shoulve been 0-3 right they got outplayed in every game
>>150988740he needs to fix his hair
>>150988832I forgot all about that
>>150988871Seattle Seahawks sounds much better than the Seattle Ospreys
>150988765>150988766>>150988769>150988775>150988777>150988781>150988781>150988805>150988879quaker oats ass spambot
>>150988877if they got outplayed then they should've lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUTXpxNA9BIGiven the game meaning,this is one of the greatest plays of all time, and is a single reason James should be inducted
Ok then...enjoy Cardi B or Adele at the super bowl
I'm thinking about becoming a season ticket holder next season.
>>150989055Lol what a self entitled cunt. I'm glad though since I don't want her anywhere near the owl again
>>150989062Why?Live football sucksYou're super far away from the field and you have to be around a bunch of loud drunk idiotsUnless you have a suite there's no point in going to an NFL game
>>150988877Well that's football. You can play shitty most of the game but also make clutch plays and win.
>>150987718>3. Green Bay
Clutch this bussy
>colts @ ramswho does /sp/ got
Every person should honestly be sterilized
>Jaxson Dart>White
>>150989097Rams but the Colts should make it a close game
>>150988740Tua, I don't think holding a clicker is easy when your hands are always fencing
>>150988781You realize Cam is a retarded attention whore and talks shit just so people remember he exists, right?
>>150989074>Why? Live football sucksContributing to home field advantage. No commercials. >You have to be around a bunch of loud drunk idiotsYeah, that's the point. They're great company.
>>150989097We're all just waiting for a danny jones stinker and i think this might be it
>>150989097The Rams should win this.
>>150982704What a semen slurper TNF
how is stefon so lucky?
>>150989097Rasm are gonna be on a tear after they choked to Philly. Two game home stand in 5 days, Colts and Niners. They're gonna win both and head to Baltimore at 4-1.
>>150989097Rams 28 Colts 23
more important than food
The Franchise000
>>150989097The Eagles choke speaks to a certain degree of mental weakness by the rasm I think the Colts take advantage of. They’re a really consistent team and very strong in the trenches on both sides
>>150989055The real reason is that if the Chiefs were in the owl there's a 100% chance fans of the opposing team boo her at halftime.
>>150989150
>>150989124What makes a nigga act like that? Is it elevated zest levels?
>>150989122South West north east siiiiiiiide
>>150988740Pooa may not remember this because of the CTE but Scam was a QB once, I think he’s earned the right to talk shit
Anyone else want to die alone? Having attachments in life only leads to pain & misery. I don't want any partner or kids, I honestly wish I was never born in the first place.
rate this nigga https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/S/SharSt00.htm
>>150989140>he doesnt want to watch another NFCW kino shitfest on primetime
>>150989206Babies first reading of the Buddha
>>150989097>3-0>phins, buncos, titsDunno, but this game will go a long way to revealing if the Colts are actually good or not.
>>150989206spite drives me...harness it or give up and stop using other peoples energy to pity yourself. My advice is harness spite,pick something and live to oppose it
>>1509892108/10Career too short but pretty elite numbers most years
>>150988877They weren't outplayed by the Chiefs or Cowboys.
>>150988740>his brains are so scrambled he doesn't remember Cam being an MVP and dragging the Panthers to relevance for several seasons
>Verse says he's gonna talk so much shit when his boy makes the game winning kick>Puts his binky in his mouth when it's blockedhilarious
>>150988877They didn't get outplayed in any of their games. You can tell because they won all of them.
>>150982737Coach Primate
>>150989228the ypg alone shows a HOF trajectory no? Favre was throwing missiles to Sterling prior to injury? Maybe the most destructive injury outside of B Jackson ever?
>>150989242I actually like Verse a lot. He talked shit about Philly but also gave them props. He's clearly just a young guy having fun out there, and he's a good player.
>>150989065you don't know Tay.She got jewed hard when her record label sold 6 albums worth of her masters. So she re-recorded those songs with slight changes as "Taylor's Versions" to out jew the jew. However she did eventually just buy those old masters back so she owns all of her music. Ownership and rights are a touchy subject for our Tay Tay.
>>150989162I don’t think that’s going to be a problem
Sean Taylor was Ed+Troy at three positions in 2025. That nigga for the Chargers is the closest thing we have seen to Ed or TroyEarl Thomas and Eric Berry were close
I would do anything for this Queen.
>>150989278
friendly reminder: baltimore ravens have the worst defense in the league
>>150989293Nah, Steelers have the worst
>>150989281This post was harder to decode than Hawaii: Part II for a non bolts fan
>>150989162Well the music would be very loud and the crowd 70% swifties
is he right?
>>150989293No they don't, the Cowboys do
>>150989308I didn't find it hard to decode
>>150989293>>150989307The Ravens will win the division because the rest of the AFCN are jobbers but they're not making the CCG
>>150989290Fuck that. I wouldnt do shit for a person that rich unless she paid me. The slut can afford it.
>>150989314he looked really bad in the preseason but flacco is flaccid so might as well give him a shot at some point
>>150989290>>>/mu/
>>150989298Why did the rams stay in man coverage on AJ brown?
>>150989314The Browns should start his ass. Not because he earned it or that he gives them a better chance to win than Flacco. Just let the old man take a break one week and send Shedeur out there to get humbled.
>>150989314No.
>>150989290would you kill yourself for her?
>>150989307>>150989316>most yards allowed>2nd most points allowed
>>150989314He only says that because he hasn't played a starting defense yet. The fact that the Browns aren't starting him shows that he has a long way to go
>>150989314I thought he had synthol oil arms in the thumbnail
>>150987718Packers should be in the middle. Their fans are still riding high on that first game against Detroit and having Parsons. Jordan Love is a fraud
>>150989358The Browns should trade him to SF. He is smart enough to run the Shanahan system and Cock Turdy isn't the guy.
>>150989324Good, who the fuck is Ed?
>>150989324May I ask your opinion then?
>>150989314Bobros this can’t be happening
>>150989385We'll take him if he's packaged with Myles Garrett. We're not giving the Browns anything.
>>150989314Shitdoodoo going against an NFL defense is going to be must-see TV if it ever happens. Nigga wasn’t even good in college
>>150989388Nta but obviously Ed Reed
>>150989388>who the fuck is Edwut. Reed, zoomGoogle Rod Woodson to start your list
>>150989385>The Browns should trade him to SF. You just want him to come to your local gay bars
>>150988645most trusted teams compared to their actual results, according to your ratings1. (+2.540) Buffalo Bills2. (+2.198) Detroit Lions3. (+1.687) Baltimore Ravens4. (+1.470) Los Angeles Rams5. (+1.380) Indianapolis Colts6. (+1.255) Kansas City Chiefs7. (+1.137) Tampa Bay Buccaneers8. (+1.082) Los Angeles Chargers9. (+1.050) Minnesota Vikings10. (+1.028) Green Bay Packers11. (+1.005) Philadelphia Eagles12. (+0.601) Denver Broncos13. (+0.495) Houston Texans14. (+0.471) Seattle Seahawks15. (+0.445) Washington Commanders16. (-0.098) Pittsburgh Steelers17. (-0.281) New England Patriots18. (-0.287) Arizona Cardinals19. (-0.559) Carolina Panthers20. (-0.632) New York Giants21. (-0.749) Cleveland Browns22. (-0.799) Chicago Bears23. (-0.855) Jacksonville Jaguars24. (-0.949) San Francisco 49ers25. (-0.972) Dallas Cowboys26. (-1.091) New York Jets27. (-1.233) Las Vegas Raiders28. (-1.522) Miami Dolphins29. (-1.729) New Orleans Saints30. (-2.061) Atlanta Falcons31. (-2.309) Tennessee Titans32. (-2.656) Cincinnati Bengals
>>150989398>>150989385thats the problem, shedeur has no trade value. He would have to pull a sam darnold first. He already slid in the draft because nobody wants him.
>>150989385I can’t think of a worse fit for hurrdurr. A nanners QB’s job is to play within the system and let trannyhan scheme you to victory. Purdy’s good at that because he’s smart and humble and knows his own limitations. Shatfloor is none of those things.
>>150989398You need to give us Cock Turdy. He isnt good so you aren't going to miss him. You won't even notice he's gone.
>>150989405>>150989410That homo from the ravens that Ray Lewis carried all those years? I’m almost forty I watched him play. He’s a generational talent in your mind?
>>150989388Ed Reed, I'm assuming (Troy being Polamalu)>>150989389I don't watch a lot of Chargers games t.bh but I do agree that Derwin James is really good, and positionally flexible. It's lowkey a good era for safeties. James, Hamilton, McKinney, Branch are all top-tier and still young (though I guess James is getting a little old).
>>150989281No, people do this with every player in every sport that has an excellent start and a career cut short.
>>150989432>He’s a generational talent in your mind?LOL
>>150988431Is Hutch’s leg a concern? He’s still elite but there has been a noticeable regression through the first three games.
>>150989430Shaduer isnt very humble but he is smart.
>>150989436You do not think Sean Taylor was one of the best safeties to play the game?
My Rammies
>>150989462Are going to miss the playoffs
>>150989446>but he is smart.>Gets picked up by the browns thinking he could be the starter instead of learning from Lamar or Jalen
>>150989462>>150989462Steven Jackson rolling over inhis grave carrying the franchise for 10 years
>>150989421>15. (+0.445) Washington CommandersMy 'ders are so reliable
>>150989472He can't learn anything from those losers because he's already better than them.
>>150989482>Washington CommandersRedskins btw
>>150989497
Jaxson Dart being named "Jaxson" makes me think he's retarded. I'm trying to to let it impact my assessment of his ability.
>>150989421if you degen gambler this is the most important ranking to make although the trust they will be shit needs to be equally weighted positively too
>>150989509you must not live around other whites
>>150989512>although the trust they will be shit needs to be equally weighted positively toonot sure what you mean, rephrase?
>>150989509>JaxsonAre you serious? Yeah that's a Bo tier nameHe's a bust
>>150989509>born in Utahand there it is
>>150989453He’s not 2 of the best players to ever play the position combined. He probably would have had a HOF career but he only played 4 seasons. I don’t believe in giving people credit for things they didn’t do, even if in this case it’s sad.
>>150989446He could’ve gone in the 2nd or maybe even low 1st if he hadn’t stuck his retarded foot him his stupid mouth during team interviews
>>150989524You can count on Tennessee and Cleveland being shit more consistently than the Bengals right now so they would be higher. It's just a reliability to do what you're suppose to not just good
>>150989503Remember that this is the biggest red flag a girl can give. If a girl ever tells you to be nicer to a person of another race she is 100% planning on cucking you.
He low-key looks like a male Taylor
White QBs are 24-5 vs QBs of color after 3 weeks. Can Darnold make it 25-5 tonight?
>>150987695He doesn’t even have a top 3 arm in his division. Arm strength is worthless when you’re inaccurate as shit.
>>150989547>t. autist
>>150989559You could probably make a decent living just betting on White QBs against runningblacks
My Woins (:
>>150989570Why does this matter?
>>150989562JaMarcus Russel 2.0
>the shitty of John Harbaugh/Ted Monken
>>150989580It does sometimes
>>150989581That's Cam Ward though
>>150988046If you turn it over you dont have to punt
>>150989569Its true. If a woman loves you she will be biased in favor of your (and your future children's) race. It's just basic psychology.
>>150988740Tua is a pussy and only feels like he can talk shit to Cam because people can always clap back at him by saying "hurrr fumble". Tom Brady has been constantly talking shit about qbs today but qbs are afraid to say anything back because he is the goat.
>>150989562>He doesn’t even have a top 3 arm in his division.you just went full retard
>>150989598>t. autist
>>150989583>it’s their fault lameme missed the throw to 4It would’ve had to be a precision strike but it was there
>>150989610Not an argument. Concession accepted.
If 1-9, my hawks win tonight
>>150989547
>>150989619BoomNow why wouldn't you save that for next week in the playoffs?
>>1509886251 of them yes, 1 of them no. I forget the order they happened in. One of them he had somebody block anyone else from going into the bathroom and he probably raped her (or pressured into banging at least). The other one is full of shit and her friends she was with even said so.
>>150989543ah yeah that's not what the measure was supposed to reflect, it's basically how much credit they're being given against their resume compared to how much credit they should get by results alone. the difference shows people's confidence level. for example people don't really think of the bengals as a 2-1 team, so they're rating them considerably lower than their results would indicate. ergo, untrusted.
>>150989611He puts the ball in his elbow immediately because the play is supposed to be disguised as a run so 4 has to be open later
The black QB memers never mention Daniels
>>150989649You know damn well he isn't black
Please God I want to squeeze her arms so bad
>>150989649RG4 is irrelevant
>>150989649Last season he was elite and this season he's been decent but also has missed one maybe 2 games. There's just not much to say
former seattle seahawk shaun alexander's wife is pregnant again with their 14th childFOURTEENjfc dude put a jimmy on it
>>150989649He has a worse completion % than Gayleb!
>>150989707>MVP>Madden cover>14 childrenPretty based life
>/nfl/ still can't evaluate qbsembarrassing
>>150989734his wive has been pregnant for 10+ years
>>150989637>have to go to the bathroom>can't because Big Ben has to rape this girl RIGHT NOWWhat a fucking dick.
>>150989471Then they're loaded for the draft
>>150989537Are you implying that had he have put the foot of his with above average intelligence in mouth that he would have done better?
>>150989761>losing 30-0 to the PanthersReally you should be banned from football after that
>>150989780They're gonna fuck that up too sorry
>>150989781for me its. >>150989679
>>150989804
>>150989781Why is she so dirty
If the Chiefs lose this week, their reign atop the AFCW is over
>>150989804Volumes. Thank you Roger Goodell for making us Chiefs fans feel represented
>>150989794Renaissance painting vibes
I hope my berds win
kiwi status?
>>150989803Who let these hoes get this mad?
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 4 Edition!1. Philadelphia Eagles 32 (NC | +0.1)2. Buffalo Bills 31 (NC | -0.1)3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 29.5 (+3 | +2.8)4. Los Angeles Chargers 29 (+3 | +3.2)5. Detroit Lions 28.4 (+3 | +2.9)6. Los Angeles Rams 26.4 (-2 | -2.1)7. Washington Commanders 25.6 (+2 | +1.5)8. Kansas City Chiefs 24.6 (+3 | +2.3)9. Baltimore Ravens 24.4 (-4 | -3.9)10. San Francisco 49ers 22.7 (NC | +0.1)11. Green Bay Packers 22.3 (-8 | -7.6)12. Indianapolis Colts 22.1 (+1 | +2.9)13. Seattle Seahawks 19.9 (+2 | +2.1)14. Minnesota Vikings 19 (+5 | +5.1)15. Arizona Cardinals 17.6 (-1 | -1.5)16. Denver Broncos 17.3 (NC | +0.2)17. Cincinnati Bengals 15.4 (-5 | -5.2)18. Pittsburgh Steelers 15.3 (+3 | +3.2)19. Jacksonville Jaguars 14.3 (+3 | +3.5)20. Chicago Bears 12.8 (+5 | +4.6)21. Carolina Panthers 11.4 (+8 | +7.6)22. Cleveland Browns 10.3 (+9 | +8.2)23. Dallas Cowboys 9.8 (-6 | -6.4)24. Atlanta Falcons 9.7 (-6 | -5.9)25. Houston Texans 8.6 (-5 | -5.1)26. Las Vegas Raiders 7.4 (-3 | -2.6)27. New England Patriots 6.2 (-3 | -2.7)28. New York Jets 5 (-2 | -1.9)29. Miami Dolphins 3.8 (-2 | -1.6)30. Tennessee Titans 3 (-2 | -2.3)31. New York Giants 2.2 (-1 | -1.2)32. New Orleans Saints 1 (NC | -0.2)
>>150989917plonked
>>150989949>3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 29.5 (+3 | +2.8)RETARD
We need a coomer meme for people that post rare and cherry picked stats.
>>150989949Eagles too low
>>150989964We really, really dont
>>150989512How are these rankings made? IS it betting results from fanduel or vegas or something?
>>150982704This is actually going to be a good game tonight >>150988740They're both right
>>150990008Don't question Scarletism's autism
>>150990008the data set is just the ratings you guys determined >>150988645, who each team played, and whether they beat them. I can expand on the method used if you want but I don't wanna just automatically assume people are asking for an autism dump
Slow thread
>>150990092
>>150990092Still another hour before kickoff
>>150990063Do you use this for gambling or just for fun? I think it's interesting
ban tripfags already g f d
>>150990112They're booty ass
>>150990092I was making dinner
>>150990129
>>150989949Sneak I just want you to know that you are our least favorite tripfag. Whenever you see us seethe over the kiwi or bitchknees, remember that we hate you more.
>>150990139Whats on the menu
your team a shit
>>150990177Who? There aren't any attention whores by that name here.
>>150989949>>15099017710 years. 10 fucking years we wasted our youth reading sneaks shitty posts.
>>150990200Better than your team FAGGOT. We are undefeated. 3-0. Kill yourself.
>>150990200NO YOUR TEAM A SHIT PASTAFAZOOL SPAGHETTI MARINARA THIS MOTHERFUCKER AY OOH FUCK YOU GUY
>>150989949Lmao
My team is better than your team
>>150990123just fun, I don't ever gamble. I think it's a good way to contribute to these threads especially since most people don't have the interest, time and autism to do it. there's always a lot of hot takes and memes flying around all the time so it's neat to be able to cut through that and get a gauge on what the collective opinions here actually are. at the very least, it's good for context.
>>150990211oh it's been more than 10 lol. when I started using a trip on /sp/ in 2011 sneak was already here
Justin Herbert? More like Dustbin Herbust
>>150990205Jesus
>>150990205another victim of the vaxx
>>150990205Next game
>>150990283He's fine. CTE is a myth.
Meme parlay bros... Today we feast
>>150990283I will never forget this as I had to listen via highlights on the fucking radio post hurricane... to that bullshit. Which the phins had to finish playing after Tua was taken to the fucking hospital and ruled out of the game completely.They gave him 212m years after this.
>>150990275Many such cases
Why the fuck aren't my triptranny filters working all the sudden?WHAT DID THE PATSJANNY DO?
>>150990330>using filtersYou might as well go to reddit
>>150990264how old are you? 35?
>>150990341trip on.No one cares that you want heckin updoots and attention, tranny.
>>150990345close, 36. iirc sneak was underageb& when he first started using his trip tho
>>150990283post the one from last season
Gas station pork dumplings and silver bullets just hit different after a hard day of forklift operating
>>150990330Based filterchad. Nothing makes spammers seethe more than knowing people arent seeing their bullshit
>>150989618>do I even have to say it
Why are blacks in the NFL so zesty now? What happened to the hard pipe hittin niggas?
>>150990352Fake
>>150990374Jewish subversion turned black people gay
>>150990367Unironically. Notice how one immediately cried at the idea of it.
>>150990365Ayyy its forklift bro hows it going
>>150990374They're still here. They play in the trenches mostly (as always) but the media circus around the NFL is increasingly focused on twinkle-toed dandy divas playing "skill" positions.
Who are the good guys tonight
>>150990403Good guys play on monday this week.
>>150990398You really feel like you've won the lottery when you have a job that doesn't suck
>>150990403my gut instinct says Cards but I've got no real reasoning behind it
>>150990374They suck pipes instead now.
>>150990418Still happy for you bro I remember when you posted getting the job
>>150990403Seahawks. Kyler Murray is an evil gremlin who sows chaos. Vicious spawn. Inherently vile
>>150983099Shut the fuck up retard
>Kyler Murray 5th longest tenured QB in the NFLThats crazy
GAME THREAD???
>>150990403Seahawks
>>150990442This post is proof that gamers are the most discriminated against minority in the world.
>>150990392they did it to themselves by buttfucking each other in prison.
>>150990403>bird teamsEvil vs evil anon
>>150990410>jest>phins>bengos>buncosZero good guys. The Bengals are the closest but still no.
>>150990482Phins are the only good guys in the whole nfl despite tua, mcdaniel, and grier. Deal with it.
>>150990457FAGGOT???
Who /primevision/ here? Fuck Bezos and fuck Amazon but at least they've done one thing right.
>>150990492>despite McDanielFuck off racist ass honkey. Stop tryin to keep da black man down.
Reminder that he does, in fact, run this shit nigga
>>150990457ANAL SEX???
>>150990498They broadcast in 1080p unlike fox/cbs/espn.
>S+ Tier QB Levis forma de Oiler
make a game thread
>this guy is still playing
>division records against other divisionsNFCW, 7-1NFCN, 4-2AFCN, 4-4AFCW, 3-3NFCE, 3-3AFCS, 3-5NFCS, 3-5AFCE, 1-5Why are east coasters and southern boys so bad at football?
Randy Johnson sounds like a wild west sheriff
>>150990498>Who /primevision/ here? Fuck Bezos and fuck Amazon but at least they've done one thing right.
>>150990403It's obviously Cardinals
>>150990518Shut up faggot his bitch ass doesn't even qualify as puerto rican
Seahawks v Cardinals thread>>150990583>>150990583
>>150990589Lol no.
>>150990560to be fair the NFCW's only win outside the division against a winning team was the seahawks beating the steelers
>>150983099What game are you playing? Bills have a better rating than the eagles...
>>150990623Based
>>150990565He sounds like a guy who vaporizes pigeons to me.
>>150990560The NFCW is beating up on the NFCS
>>150990568Who is this guy and why did you post him in reply to that post?
>MUH HECKIN POWER RATINGS!you're... not actually like this, right /nfl/?
>>150990629If you're a dumb thug.
>>150990623Did he ever explain his intent behind posting these pictures?
wait, stealing signals is allowed?
>>150990675You wouldn't understand, indian man. It is a black man thing.
>>150990675He's just dumb
>>150990627that was LAST WEEK'S RATINGS, as it says in that post. I made that post in order to get more people to vote on THIS WEEK'S poll, which the link in that post is for. the results for this week's poll is out though, I posted it here >>150988645
>>150990650have sex
>>150990684Then why hasn't it translated to a single win of merit? The jags are THAT bad?
>>150990690I'm Mexican. Can you explain in cockfighting terms?
Should I even bother watching this game or should I go ERP for a few hours.And before you say both, I can only truly focus on one
>>150990684Yeah it's called looking at the other sideline during the game
>>150990713Will that increase my rank or decrease my rank though?
>>150990745power rankings up, reliability rankings down
>>150990713the sex I like is illegal though Go Chiefs by the way
>>150990710Well you're a faggot. Heres the current data.Buffalo Bills — 8.69Detroit Lions — 8.41Los Angeles Chargers — 8.11Philadelphia Eagles — 7.44Los Angeles Rams — 7.29San Francisco 49ers — 6.98Indianapolis Colts — 6.87Tampa Bay Buccaneers — 6.36Green Bay Packers — 6.32Minnesota Vikings — 6.22Middle of the PackSeattle Seahawks — 6.16Baltimore Ravens — 6.09Kansas City Chiefs — 5.69Pittsburgh Steelers — 5.62New England Patriots — 5.38Denver Broncos — 5.29Cincinnati Bengals — 4.38Chicago Bears — 4.33Jacksonville Jaguars — 4.31Carolina Panthers — 3.80Bottom TierNew York Giants — 3.78Arizona Cardinals — 3.73Washington Commanders — 3.73Las Vegas Raiders — 3.64Dallas Cowboys — 3.56Cleveland Browns — 3.51Houston Texans — 3.40Atlanta Falcons — 2.60New York Jets — 2.44Miami Dolphins — 2.40New Orleans Saints — 1.76Tennessee Titans — 1.62
>>150990766>you're a faggot, let me be an even bigger one
tell me why
whoa nigger got enough spaces on that list
>>150990778no (you) Update the data when you make the post. Or learn to use excel for graphs./
>>150990782aint nothin but a heart break
>>150990797or, hear me out, just don't post "MUH STATZ" because who the fuck cares?What did this "power ranking" help you with? Realizing the titans are great and awesome?
>>150990801Tell me why-ee
>>150990556he fucking sucked for the billsmassive waste of cap space for years
Ain't no way am I watching this semen slurper tonight
>>150990783Could have triple spaced the category names desu
>>150990643>Who is this guy and why did you post him in reply to that post?
flu status?
You now remember Chase Young
>>150990823aint nothin but a mistake
>>150990821
I do NOT consent to any rankings
>>150990865It was an honest question you autist
based caleb being humble and a good teammate by joining the WRs in their drills
>>150991055cringe
>>150991055this but unironically
>>150990944TELL ME WHY I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY
>>150991055i hate how social media has given every schizo and retard both a platform and an audience
>I do NOT consent to any rankings
>>150991055Based they're literally designed to give our powers to Dragon Ball Man for the spirit ball
>>150991090I WAAAAANT TUA TO GET HEEMED MONDAAAAAY
>>150991098get a job
So the kiwi was so bootyblasted by his bills thread he just posts his reddit tier crying tripless now? kek embarrassing
are they really going to deny Pig Pen his place in the HoF because of accusations
>>150991175He has no problem getting a job, he just has a problem keeping the job.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aioAa26lrBItua upsetty at the zesty man kek
Antonio Brown belongs in the hall of fame.
>>150991225a job that isn't being a tranny hooker*
Antonio Brown belongs in the hall of bussy.
>>150991276They'll put him in after he's found dead in a hotel room at some point in his 40s, so long as doesn't end up killing anyone else in the meantime
>>150991155:(
I want to have hope for Kyler. I used to say if he was at least 5 inches taller he’d be a star. Im not really sure anymore
>>150982704kek >Chadson Dart
>the Cardinals are signaling they have it but nothing from the guys that matterBased Alzheimers Al irritated that he has to spend some of his final days watching another shitty game
>>150989959nah>>150989987nah>>150990177thank you too>>150990264yeah i've been here since like 3 months after this board reopened, late spring/early summer 2008>>150990358i was 17 years 364 days it's okay bro
>>150990766the current data is already posted here >>150988645 as I already said. the results are posted directly into a spreadsheet to be easier to work with, and also lets me spot people trying to manipulate the vote by being retards, which those graph previews won't show or take into account.
>>150991564Can you post the data with the retard votes included so we can see how much it affects the poll?
>>150991564Eagles are higher in your list, you lying eagles fan.
Is Godwin going to play?
Jalen Hurts is just like you and me, an average joe who puts his pants on both feet at a time in the morning
>>150991392kwab
>>150991635I haven't worn pants in a month...
>>150991655trip on, dress off.
>>150991635I'm not a football autist though
>>150991671There is literally nothing wrong with a man wearing a dress.
>>150991702yes there is, now a sissy femboy in a dress? no issue.
>>150991620they're higher in LAST WEEK'S RANKINGS >>150983099 which was based on last week's poll. THIS WEEK'S rankings are here >>150988645 and the eagles dropped 1 spot and lost 0.447 ranking points.>>150991619probably not going to be all that different this time since we got 43 valid submissions and only 1 sandbagger. of those 43 entire submissions, only 23 individual team ratings were filtered out for being outlandishly far off. I've said before that when the total amount of submissions is in the 60s the difference tends to become invisible, so since we got kinda close to that and with far fewer sandbaggers, it'd still be small this time around. I can post it anyways if you insist, but it seems the mexiflag is having trouble keeping up as is with only a handful of lists being posted ITT
>tfw the Reffies are still undefeated
>>150991764Ok, you're good friend. Keep the good work.
>>150991700You're just a normal autist if you can't read the words "last night"
>this faggot is still crying about "rankings" that aren't real and don't exist kek
>>150991792you aren't a refbro fuck off brown tranny.
shit teams, shit game, shit gamethreads
>>150991943more like sea cocks m i rite guiz?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SQhL6uuNbTsthey 100% fucked after this
I think the off-white cardinal unis look pretty good tbqh
>>150992069No one asked you.
dart is going to set white QBs back another 5 years
>>150992109The current class of black QBs have already set them back 20 years so it's fine
>Half the QBs in the league are bl*ck>Offense suffersExperiment is over, go back to 6'4+ white boys slinging it from the pocket so the league can heal. I'm tired of watching these niggas scramble around
>>150992176you can't do that because o-lines are too bad. If your qb can't get the hell of the way or make the super quick read under 2s that only a handful in history could do then he's finished
>>150992176So what you're saying is you want 200 more jalen/jadens? Got it
>>150991834He was working out in Texas the next day. Even if he was at the party (doubt it) he surely didn't go hard, and was ready to fly home the next day and get to work.
>>150982726He has a track record of dating Black Queens and generally being a wigger. Surprising to say the least that they picked him to marry the most milquetoast white girl in showbiz.
>>150992176Starting field position is too good, there are less yards to be had.
>>150992464You mean the most kiked out tranny in showbiz*
shitbox marv is a bust
>>150988764Subscribe
>>150992221Time for a minor league so QBs can actually develop
>>150988764that is a man
>>150989097Rams win handily, Colts start to come back to earth. Colts haven't played anyone and the Rams are seething after shitting the bed in Philly.
>>150992176Unfortunately we are stuck with this trend for a while. I expect short careers and a disproportionate number of injured QBs because of it. There will be some exceptions like Josh Allen becoming less mobile (which is already the case) and possibly sticking around longer than some of these black QBs
>>150992761Then why does she make my dick hard?
>>150992829You are a gay brown man.
>>150987654>>150987654>>150987654next
my mom took paracetamol while she was pregnant so now i must see this thread to 500496
чeтыpecтa дeвянocтo ceмь
ok
>>150991058>It was an honest question you autist
eщё тpи
>Passes on Bo Callahan
nevermind we're done, great work everyone
>>150982704https://www.youtube.com/live/eCxV66Liq7USo how about the small yellow hope? BTW this game is goo g to be less ugly than darts first star 3 sacks 1 int 1 fumble
>>150988572Nebraska pump it up
