Vito Spatafore Editon
Mariners!
'stros
this is the thread
>>150978772fuck the doyers thread
>>150978772>the pads aint had a team in twenty years >*sucks a cock*
the real threadnever trust that Muncyfag
S O S AOSA
based threadthe other one can STICK WITH THE ANGELS
how do you explain this?
is this the cozy thread?
>named blow gays>blows the division
I'm proud of the Padres' B-team for going 2-3 against the Brewers' B-team.
And you guys thought Scumbal was going to win the Cy Young? Crotchet is real deal.
>>150978900yes the other thread is for faggots and pedophiles
Garbage time in the dome is fucking depressing, the Jays are a dead man walking. Can't wait to face Crochet again in the WCS. Schneider can't coach or manage in September or October
>>150978904Excuse me. Japanese belong to the DOYERS. Kindly remove her hat and give her a proper one.
>>150978890AND I DON'T LIKE TO MISS THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
BA DA BA BA BAAAAI'M LOVIN' IT!
>>150978925Talk shit get hit + Michael Kay was right
3-1 CLEVELAND
>>150978926baseball is a multicultural and multigender sport, fren
I'm no longer a Tigers fannu bru cru here
Kwan rapes you guys every single time. Runner already stole second, might as well intentionally walk Kwan. Fucking retards.
more like detroit pussies lmao
>>150978960more like blow gays kek
>>150978939>Francesa>Juan Shitto>eggs>The entire blow gays rosterTendiegod Michael Kay is undefeated.
Vladdy is a mental midget, enjoy Rogers' money
>>150978954Tigers unironically haven't been good since webmrel, sold their souls to lose 9/10 games
Holy shit did you see the teeth on that guards fan
>>150978970lol good onered sox fan actually btwi hate canada
This is just sad. It's not the ump's fault you haven't hit a single fucking ball in the last 8 games.
>>150978963
>split threadsgood job retards. I'm going to the one with more posts
havin a boil
>>150978895>how do you explain this?The Cubs fucking suck lol
Just got back home. Why are you retards posting on a muncythread?
This Tigers season is the worst collapse in all of pro sports history, right?
>>150978991go stick with the doyer-infested one then faggot
what's stopping you from killing the AI spammer?
>>150978980brought to you by Cleveland Clinic, Official Healthcare Provide of the Cleveland Guardians!
>>150978991imagine choosing to consort with pedophilessick bastard
>>15097899794 Angels is up there.
Who is winning the AL East?
>>150979046KEK
>>150979046The 2025 World Champions, Boston Red Sox
>>150979046Unless the Blow Gays can manage a 4-0 after today...
>>150979068Retard.
Attaboy Shawzy!
>>150979101my pops is from forelham
>>150979090If the Jays go 4-0, I will get this tattooed on my leg.
Karl Ravich you RETARD the missed call was against NICO
>>150979111the bearieposter was unhinged, he was literally copying and pasting posts across both threads, actual schizo discord tranny behavior.
Bibee blew that pitch clock I think
Kay MINDFUCKED the Blue Jays
>>150979101At least Chapmeme won two rings for teams not named.... *cough* YANKMEES *cough. He is getting a third one for Boston. Big mistake of releasing away an unhittable closer and now you have this Blowin and Shitnar idiots who will eventually cost your playoffs soon.
Your 2025 Roberto Clemente Award winner Carlos Rodon.
>blow gays>it was 0-0
>>150979170That illegal fag is roiding like your boy Ortiz.
Well, at least blue jays fans are going to learn just how important pitching is in the postseason.
so are burrito ricans the dumbest hispanics because they're part african too?
>>150979269all hispanics are part african. spain itself is part moor, which is the worst kind of african
7 innings 1 earned run for Max Fried.
against a team with 58 wins
>newfag portu veneco replying to chikaner
kek pirates bullpen gaped skenes again
>>150979391give back the Canal
Back-to-back duck farts
muncy poster won
A country of cucks and fags
>Mets are going to be let off the hook cause the Reds cant beat the pirates at homeI dont want to hear SHIT from ANY fuck who roots for the reds again.
>>150979354moors had an empire thosubsaharans didnti think you got the best negros actually
>>150979445>he doesn't realize our snakes are winning
>>150979461I dont trust the Dbacks any more then the Reds. They've been up and down all year.
>>150979447>wedon't get me started on what dudes from our former colonies are doing to this country.
>>150978997>in all of pro sports history'08-09 New York Jets
>>150979484Don't forget the 2025 Mets...
I almost wanna switch to the tigers broadcast
>tigers catcher drops foul pop up>bases loaded walk next pitch
It's the moment we've been waiting for all year /mlb/!
>>150979608i am eagerly awaiting the timing updates
MISTER INEVITABLE
>L9
GRIIIIIIISSHHHHEEEEEED #34JUUUUDGEEEED #51BACK TO BACKUNANIMOUS MVP AARON JUDGE
W-we can still do it Taigas!
yeah the division is /ours/
Yankees win!/mlb/ losesSay the line /mlb/
>W-we can still do it Taigas!
DUMP 59 IS A TRIPLE DECKER
>>150979922you are not the feared "bad guy" that you think you are
>>150979958I never thought of myself as a bad guy
>mariners magic number is 1>can't even fill up their stadiumkek
>>150979985it's not a sports city. what else can I say?
>>150979985its all jeets and soys working at big tech companies
>>150979985bro its the fucking rockies
pee sea aye
sneks
Pedro Cuervo Brazofuerte
>>150979946.240 hitter kek
>DETOILET
>>150978997If(when) the Guardians win the division, it'll be the biggest MLB comeback ever by an entire 1.5 games. The team that set the current record won it all.
>>150980143>negative run differential>firstkino
>>150980143Holy shit, we almost fixed our run differential
>>150980205Realistically the 'dians aren't good enough to win the Series but watching them piss on Detroit has been a lot of fun.
last comfypost before all the west coast fags migrate from the dedicated dodgers gamethread
It's time for my Astros to chase that WS spot
>>150978772>catching, not pitching?
ANONS BEWAREDOYERALEJNDROS INFESTATION INCOMING
a bases clearing DUMPERIAN double!
haha
>>150978994I just go where most posters go
>>150978994because only you are autistic enough to care about that shit
ba da ba da daaaaaaaa (i'm lovin' it kek)
>>150980345you're telling me a max fried this rice?
Sending my energy to Dbacks to sweep dem Fraudgers.
>>150978994I didn't notice until it was almost over kek.
this reds game is gonna give me a heart attack and I'm not even a reds fan
>>150978994because you're a cuck
>>150980299mad how america is segregated like that on the larger picture>east coast is jews and whites>south is blacks>west coast is hispanic and asian>southwest is hispanicscities are blacks and hispanicssuburbs are white and asianrural areas are white
>they think cow is mvp>they think the yankees are losing another game this season
>>150980354My Jack in the Box closed and I can never get free burgers
Clark the Bear fucks ya spic thread invaders
Reds lose, Mets still control their fate
mettiesjetties
>>150980334>scared of elevatorscan't make this shit up
>Resd
>>150980279They've been the hottest team in baseball this September, I'll stop believing when the season is over.
>>150980340me
You’re not white, Alejandro.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/145092306/#145095354https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/148878677/#148879314
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SWING ON 3-1 WHEN HE JUST WALKED THE LAST 2 FUCKING BATTERS LMAO.
>RESDHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150980391until the dbags win
Jays to the Moon
I was 12 the last time the Mariners won the division. I still don’t believe it finally is happening,
>>150980391>"Not so fast..."The Arizona Diamondbacks, currently tied
>>150980340Is that Adam Ray in the tan jacket lmao
>>150980403This. FUCKKKK
>>150980385anon chicago is becoming a mexican exclave and 80% of the cubs fans on this general are hispanic
>>150980417>1989what's up unc?
>>150980430>80% of the cubs fans on this general are hispanicI'm not. I don't even particularly like mexican food.
cubs are just beating the mets out of spite
Why is it that Schwarbs has these multi homer games where he looks god mode and the rest of the time he hits like shit?
>>150980457Don’t reply to Alejandro Chikaner bait
>>150980457i know it's ironic coming from me but vpn off sanchez
>>150978772>redsKWAB
>>150980458They're close to losing home field advantage. Can't slow walk it unfortunately.>>150980469Why would anyone want to VPN to the land of porn bans?
>>150980410>>150980420I forgot about the sneks game, my bad. Won't make the same mistake twice.
>45 pitches in two inningsgrim
there are few things more reddit than being a non-Illinois cubs fan
why does blake sneed look like a cholo who rides around in a lowered el camino?
release... the weapon
>>150980395I was trapped inside one for 20 hours in the middle of nowhere West Virginia, I never want that experience again>>150980430I'm unfortunately 'white' (by american standards) to disprove you. Also how can you say that in earnest when we got a Dominican spamming the threads for the blue jays, and POODRE/ doyers fans exist>>150980458No we need the win a little bit, and anything to break this dip, and to fuck over the gayer NY team
m's
>>150980477See>>150980465
tigers SUCK lmao
>>150980493He's pitching today right? Interested in how he does
>the bluejays yankees rivalry aren't between white east coasters and white canadians but a fucking dominican and a fucking burrito ricanTHIS WEBSITEIOS COMPLETELYINFESTEDWITHSPICSUBHUMANSJESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>150980531>englel>whitelel
>>150980494>>150980465
Kek these Rockies are below replacement level
>>150980498many are saying this
LOOK AT ALL THAT FUCKING NIGGER BLOOD IN HIS VEINS
>>150980457The guy you're replying to is literally schizophrenic, I would be surprised if any cubs fan here is hispanic
>>150980576your birthrate is below replacement level
THIS IS NUTZ!https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/145092306/#q145093216
why is a pitcher on the mound?FIRE MENDOZA
>>150980427gotta be
>>150980592childish posting is only done by spicscubs fans constantly childpostbecause?they are spics
Alejandro seething jej
mookie slap
>>150980531I think the posts are cozy and at least better than the relentless BBC vtuber porn spams>>150980562I agree with not feeding the sneeds, but If i dont this gen is dead>>150980498nice seats, never sat in the bleacher seats at t-mobile field, looks strnage looking the other wayAnyone on this thread, when you go to games, do you sing the 7th inning stretch. I always do and will even do it when i listen to the games on the radio, just curious
>>150980626how much nigger is in your veins?how much indio?
Freddie actually got a hit holy shit
freddie :)
>>150980636It’s not good to self hate, esposito
Wtf is "childposting" even
umm... ump bros
only ancientfags remember baby talkies
>>150980657Alejandro Chikaner ESL as usual>precious medals
Umpfags are out in force in the Dbacks game
>>150980657I think he is solely talking about bearieposter
HOLY FUCK LMAO. HOW DO YOU MISS THAT?
>that ball callkekIt took a few months but they finally the makeup call for Yammy's ruined immaculate
problem?
Gotta get our licks in while we still can
good call blue!
WHAT THE FUCK
wheres cubspie
Fucking WHAT
Precious medals kek
Holy based
i dont see why you chuds are freakin, that clearly was a ball
LMAO
>call overturned
muncy you fat fuck, if you got a hit the dbag booth would have lost it
>>150980607They had him on the radio earlier today, he's been on 710 a lot over the years, guy really loves the M's.
>>150980667Yall really hate actually cheering your team on huh>>150980704is this called by that blind retarded female Ump
HES MALDING NOW KEK
DOYAS
>>150980699>>150980704Good call blue
>>150980704The rate of called strike 3s (ꓘ) is gonna spike with ABS
Kek that shit was nearly touching the middle middle box of the zone>BALLUmps throwing tantrums about the robots is the only explanation for this shit
>>150980704>>150980699What a correction!
>>150980729That’s Alejandro Chikaner under an American flag
Doesn't take much to set off chikaner does it. Sad that this is all he has in life
>>150980729no, just your regular blind retarded male ump
>childpostingkek
the bearieposter was unhinged, he was literally copying and pasting posts across both threads, actual schizo discord tranny behavior.
>>150980729the guy you're replying to only showed up about a month ago, he's not a baseball fan, he's not american. he's legitimately mentally unwell. He's going to start spamming gore and BBC porn now
Member you all said the yankees season was over in july and then they finished the season 105-68?
>dodger fielding
>>150980684the bearieposter was unhinged, he was literally copying and pasting posts across both threads, actual schizo discord tranny behavior.
>childposting>precious medals>ñlife
nice catch pagesyou should have caught yamamoto's no hitter too
>>150980748He's here to spam and ban evade nothing more, nothing less.
Kettle Martay is a problem
>>150980769this is unhinged
I love Alejandro. He chased out the brown gay discord and the threads are really good now.
>>150980635>do you sing the 7th inning stretchAlways sing at games, and I do fingers in the air for "it's 1, 2, 3 strikes" and my best ring up umpie impression for "you're out".
did the guardians do this same shit last year?
>>150980769what's this? WHAT IS THIS!?
Malding jej
>>150980788No, the tigers did it to the twins
>>150980788Guardians were always good. They reached ALCS last season
>>150980796>down 7HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150980729>Yall really hate actually cheering your team on huh
>>150980801>>150980802ah gotcha thx
cleared for flight
Mets are trying to give the Reds this playoff spot but the Reds are too ass
Psychogang in the house
You're not actually baseball fans, you're the wrong race to be one. Your canonical racial sport as a hispanic is povertyball.But you're shit at it and get mocked to death by sudacas, so you had to flee just like you fled your poor brown papist countries to another sport
>>150980769legitimately satanic
>>150980818Neither wants to play against the Dodgers
>>150980746Damn, i wanted to blame women for something else>>150980756ahh man, sucks, hopefully he can stabilize and not muck up our thread>>150980783kinda based>>150980784absolute soul, god bless you, no worse feeling then when you are the only ones singing>>150980805sorry, its okay anon, you can tell us who it is
>>150980769huh??????????
>Houston has a woman doing PbPhuh.
>>150980818The diamondbacks are taking it
you're all brownYOU'RE ALL BROWNIM THE ONLY WHITE ONE HEREIM THE WHITE KINGIM THE WHITE GODmom did you delete my BBC porn folder???
>>150980851Isn't the A's?
>>150980851wait this is the A's broadcast, nvm
Just remember that no matter how bad you think things are or how bad you think things can get, they'll never be as bad as being a White Sox fan. Not even close.
Mookie Betts on Ohtani>He's a wildly annoying person. It was good until Shohei Ohtani showed up with his bottled tea and translator... now he has a different translator. He comes to warmup, he has certain stuff he can't eat, he has a Starbucks latte at all times. He has a handler because he's, like, eight. I have no desire to hang out with Shohei Ohtani... he's a problem. He's so juvenile, he's like a kid. He's just like, (imitates Shohei) "Hey Mookie, wahwahwahwahwah!" And I'm like, "Shohei, just, stop! Take off the Seiko, stop!" He has a bunch of friends that come to the stadium. Clayton is... Clayton, but Shohei has his own base camp. He has an entourage. He's a lot, man, he's a lot to deal with. I'm like, calm down anime hero, put your Jpop on and calm down.
>>150980866>>150980872kek
My son likes the dodgers just like you. He just has a hard time making friends. Pls be nice to him
>>150980858
>>150980851I love watching the Astros on NBC California
>half of the Dodgers lineup has a hit>two of the Dbacks have a hit>tie score
>>150980872Hey Simão why did you pick the Guardians? Was it because of Omar Vizquel?
>>150980877I always liked you guys
Chikaner mostly only attacks fanbases and thread cancer (vtubers) who deserve it. Cubs are just collateral damage and an acceptable loss.
ANDY P!!!
>>150980898Every waking second is pain
There's too few games for it to happen, but if Ward gets to 40 homers this season that would be pretty cool
Pages magnum opus game
astros have NO offense, it's fucking over
TURN THE PAGES
PANDY EXPRESS
Mets collapsing will give a good laugh, Diamond Backs almost making the playoffs by yet another game would be funny, Reds shitting their pants versus the Pirates is already hilarious.
PAGES
>>150980878wtf is this real?
Mets stay alive if the Dodgers stay afloat
Randy sac!
>>150978772Based Sopranos homosexual
Will Dumper get 60 tonight? Also, where do you watch that game? I don’t think I have it on my TV.
Pages has the second most homers on the team with 26
>>150980921i'd much rather the dodgers face the mest than the dbags. mest is an easy sweep.
>Winning 3-1Doyer BP salivating rnWho will fuck things up today?My money is on Roki
>>150980896you know it. this is him as a rookie for my home team
>>150980877It makes me sad that the team is in such a rough state, I hope their rebuild comes sooner rather than later>>150980898Me too, but like a gay man in a christain household, I had to hide in the closet that I liked the white stocking and the cubs>>150980908It'll get better, pope season next year
shh>>150980948>>150980948
Here's Ohtani to do fuck all
>>150980935He's a threat at the bottom of the order but I still think they should swap him with Teo in the lineup.
Ohtani is so desperate to break his own franchise record kek. blud is only going for dingers
>>150980942very good
>>150980951We already had a Pope season for half of this season and it still looked pretty badThe saddest part is the best case scenario for us next year is to not make it 4 in a rowWhat the fuck man?The fuck did we fucking do to deserve this? I'm unironically crying right now. This is not fucking fair
>>150980965>bludStop that
Stop watching teams not named the Yankees. You have no chance against us
>>150980947"Se cae el estadio" was a super popular saying in Panama when I was growing up playing high school baseball (I sucked). We had plenty of players playing at LVBP and other winter leagues. I still follow LVBP during the offseason.
Fuck dude just missed it
>>150980980We respect the chihuahuas here, newfag
>>150980970C'mon dawg, it'll get better, you know how many seasons of no October baseball I had to live through, things get better trust me
>>150980986Caracas v. Magallanes is the biggest sports rivalry I know of. Or at least it used to be
[vv] CUBS WINgg mets cya tmrw
>>150980970sashaschizo cursed you guys
shoutout to this fucker switching teams on us
Throw strikes mouth breather
naylorSLAP
[W]gg mets see you tomorrow
>>150981006you forgot to add this
Snell you fucking dunce throw it in the zone, you're not facing Marte or Carroll
Naylor slap! 7-1 M's!
>>150980999Seems like Tiburones is the better team at the moment (broke their trophy drought and won the Serie del Caribe with Ozzie Guillen)
>>150980965Meh all good as long as he doesn't start trying to pull everything to RF. His swing gets absolutely fucked whenever this happens and it takes him weeks to get it back.
>>150980993Not as much as I had to live through I betFucking hell if your level of bad is no October baseball, you're already miles ahead of what we have to suffer through
Good luck to Devers in the playoffs>better than Judge they said
>>150980788No, the guardians had sole possession of 1st place since like, April last year. Royals managed to tie them during a bad losing streak but never had a tiebreaker.
>>150981032Hey hey, you may be right, but in either case I am sorry for you guys
LOL FUCK Chicago. Think you're better than New York? Yankees Universe. Jazz Swag
>>150981034>>150981043I don’t quite understand your gimmick
But the gluttony... would not end
Give it up for dem cubbies!
>Lose>But Reds Lose>Zona about to loseNever punished.
>>150981049Yankees are never losing ever again. Of course you're retarded so you wouldn't get it
>>150981040Thanks I guessThis is too fucking depressing I hate baseballIt does nothing but bring painHow the fuck do you guys do it? This hurts so fucking much. At this point I kind of just want baseball to not even exist anymore. I don't want this fucking agony. It's too much
>>150981016>>150981017based cubbiebearmind
>>150981057How do you feel about Cal winning MVP?
I really wish they went back to being called the Indians, I feel like a piece of shit saying guardians
>>150981065>he thinks cow is mvpWhy do you enjoy being a retarded permavirgin?
>>150981068Just say you’re a chud
>>150980951>popeyou mean this pope?
>>150981073It's going to happen, there's nothing you can do.See me next month.
>>150981072mald, whatever team you 'root' for clearly isn't special to you>>150981075Is this in refernce to charlie getting popped or something?>>150981068I agree, more history and really not offensive
>Kikuchi hurt in his last game of the seasonwtf, hope it's nothing serious and he's good for next season.
I’ve lowered my expectations from being certain we would win the division to just hoping for a win in the WCS. I just don’t want to get swept again.
>>150981084the Pope is a White Sox fan. it's a reference to the team losing over 100 games for the 3rd straight year
afternoon /mlb/how are we all today?
>>150981092Ahh, yeah, hope is on the way mashallah
>>150981068they did a cute job managing to keep the last 5 letters, but nobody outside of Cleveland knows what the name is referring to, which makes it minor league tier. and the logo looks like a Viking meme
imagine being a poodrepaco LOL
>>150981094how's the mood after today's game?and who will you be supporting in the play offs if the mets fall out?
>>150981082>>150981073...you guys know it's gonna be Ramirez, right?
Kershaw is warming up again for entertainment purposes
>>150981098The name is fine. Bout the best they could do if they had to change it. The ‘G wings’ logo looks completely Triple A.
>>150981098>the logo looks like a Viking memeYou're referencing Asterix right? Yeah I see the similarity.
>>150981068i honestly do not care, it's been like 4 years. i only think of them as the guardians now
>>150981075Damn that's grim
>>150981105>ifthinking it might just be inevitable at this stage, still hoping thoughpretty dogshit performance today but at least Cincy lost too so they're still afloat for nowI'll be backing my Sneks if they pip my Metsies, while keeping a close eye on my Mariners toofucking baseball man, what a ride
imagine being a doyerpaco kek
>>150981105Mets aren't falling out, they're falling IN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpvufrpAhls
>>150981103>>150981131Be nice
if that was the last ballgame i get to see in person until march of 2027, i'm just gonna eat a pair of shotgun shells instead
comon sneks run up that count and get to the bp
>>150981134C H O O NHOON
>>150981142It's not so badAt least you aren't a White Sox fan
>>150981142at least you're not a Jays fan :(
>>150981142What's going on next year?
>>150981152rumors of a strike
>>150981159thought the strike was in 2027
>>150981159pretty sure that's until 2027
>astros selling playoff ticketsuhh
>>1509811592026 will be the last season before the strike
>>150981159that's after the 2026 season, we get ABS next year too
>>150981159anons are saying you have it backwards
>>150981177it's possible. i'm very drunk and very tired. and pretty sad
>>150981142pretty good spot there in the ballyard though Cincyanon
>>150981168We will make it when the tigers get swept by red sux and we scrape a series win against the anglels
>>150981179sometimes you bay, but sometimes you baw
>>150981181yeah we're lucky to have four or five good covered standing spots on the concourse
>>150980038who were in the top 12 in attendance this year in their park
>>150979985Seattle isn't baseball coded
>>150979985Mariners are a meme team that nobody actually likes.
>>150981197Baseball can blossom anywhere
Manfred already know.
who remembers one of my favorite players
this is the doyerpacos WS kek
>>150981205>that jays diffdire
>>150981210Who's the most recent World Series winner?
>>150981197We're taking it back
>>150981189standing spots? you dont get a seat?
>>150981179Happens to the best of us
>>150981216>living in the past
>>150981206Bobby Abreu should be in the hall, and so should Chooch. Not biased at all
>>1509812160-7
Randy slap!
>>150981017I did forget thanks m’lord
>>150981228about time
>>150981218not always. i like buying the cheapest ticket possible and posting up with room for my scorebook and a beverage
>>150981238And he gets thrown out at home kek
>>150981240>my scorebookI kneel, kinonnati-san
>>150981205Best wildcard in the AL beeches
>>150981248Dude thinks he's fast but he isn't.
DOUBLE PLAY
based A's. my mom's team.
>this is the century the mariners win the west>this is the decade the mariners win the west>this is the year the mariners win the west>this is the month the mariners win the west>this is the week the mariners win the west>this is the day the mariners win the west>this is the hour the mariners win the west--YOU ARE HERE-->this is the minute the mariners win the west>this is the second the mariners win the west>this is the millisecond the mariners win the west>this is the microsecond the mariners win the west>this is the nanosecond the mariners win the west>this is the picosecond the mariners win the west>this is the femtosecond the mariners win the west>this is the attosecond the mariners win the west>this is the zeptosecond the mariners win the west>the mariners won the west
Okay, 6 solid innings from Snell will the Dodgers 'pen blow it or not?
attaboy snell
Based A's
>>150981271this is aggressively not how this meme works, anon
>>150981271SOON...
>>150981271oh shit oh shit its happening
Seriously, what the fuck is happening with the Asstros?
>this is aggressively not how this meme works, anon
>>150981271It's been a loooooong time coming.
the dodgers only hope warming up in the bullpen
>>150981271reckon the 60 second post timer is gonna make the last few tiers of this hard
>>150981285Nonexistent offense
Redemption?
Astros are cooooked
>>150978824Excellent choice, Adam.
>>150981305The Seattle Cheezburgerners can utilize the power of quantum physics
>>150981313ya love to SEA it
>>150981309hes going to suck
>designated bunter>just walks to first
Can anyone explain why Raleigh has a -0.1 DWAR and is being considered an mvp?
Double playtani
7 innings and 10 Ks
>dodgers playing>no vtumors
>GIDPtani
IT'S HAPPENING!!!
>>150981331you know who to thank
>vtumor posted as my post was queuedat least it's the least cancerous onei'll let it slide
>>150981325Oh my science, I heckin love fangraphs!
Roki on the mound! ROKI ON THE MOUND!
roku is pitching bros
Roki Suck Cocky
Oh hey, its proof of life for SasakiHaven't had that in 5 months
>>150981344Sure buddy. Keep pissing into that ocean of piss
Here comes the blowpen
>M's skullfucked the asstrosHOLY FUCKING BASED!!!
Roki pls
>>150981325He's a catcher with 59 home runs.
Damn he looks good
weapon on the mound
soon
that was a devil pitch
Fuck the mariners no one cares
qrd on this guy?
>Las Vegas Athleticscringe
MARINERS!!!
>>150981378Dodgers secret weapon
Not sure if Roki got good or if the Dbacks simply had no intel on him like they do with the other relievers
>>150981325Same way Judge is despite dropping the one and only catch that has mattered in his career despite it being an absolute gimmevoters think defense is gay
>winning the short bus division is like winning the world series to mariners bandwagonerslol
>>150981378Cried. Got Injured. Banished to the minors for most of the season. Fixed his velocity. Now he's back.
this ump is cooking
>>150981319Umpies want Sasaki to succeed
>>150981380Would've been better if they became Los Angeles Athletics
Can't believe Roki is back. He had a Roki start but he's back now and ready to Roki and Roll.
>>150981378our secret weapon with a 6.0 ERA in his triple A career.
>>150981366but if he's a shitty catcher costing his team games why not just dhyou cant give him any bonus points for playing the position if he actually can't
BANG BANG
>>150981393You guys are losing a series against the SACRAMENTO A's...
>>150981376you will care more soon
I can't believe it's about to happen.Seattle Mariners.Division champions.I'm so happy
>>150981393Let them have their moment, this is all they're getting this decade
Good outing by Sasaki
He’s so fucking good
>>150981389what intel do you need, he throws 100mph 4seam and splitters
HE'S BACKFUCK U TANNER SCOTT !!!!
solid like a rock rock
ROKI
the weapon delivers...
EEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUGENIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Just 1 inning from Roki or can he do "long" relief (as in 2-3 innings)?
roku :)
>>150981393that's been you guys the last 10 years
>8 of the Dodgers 10 losses in September we're due to their bullpenRoki doing pretty well so far to avoid a ninth bullpen loss
>>150981378dodgers resident shota twink
let's go rocky sasaki
>>150981421kershaw and him should just be long relievers and vesia closes
GET FUCKED!
APOLOGIZE
Astromiguels seething at the mariners
>>150981271:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
>>150981431>kershaw>in relief i just got 2019 PTSD
>>150981325baseball reference is a joke
>>150981402because he's still a good catcher and you cherry picked a meaningless nerd stat as a cope.
oh my god look how happy he is. things are lookin' up
>>150981448cute!
>>150981402He won a platinum glove last year newfag
>>150981448good for him, I felt bad for him when he was crying :(
>>150981448his smile and optimism: back
Why do Dodgers have a woman in the booth?
>>150981439The duality of man
>>150981464I'm listening to the ARI booth.
Top level baseball is weird as fuck>guy throws 10 pitches>but can he throw 10 MORE 4 days from now!?Pretty sure I can go in the backyard and do it every single day
>>150981448Let's see if he can keep it up and not get figured out by the other teams. Also>pinch hitting Kike for Muncywtf are you doing Dave
The Dodgers winning the NL West is a much bigger story than the Mariners winning the AL West.
>>150981464She's pretty decent desu.
>kike for maxDave still trying to punt the game
>>150981469I always thought there was some rule where pitchers weren't allowed to pitch consecutive days for some reason.
>>150981464because they figured no one would be able to replace Scully so may as well go to absolute shit
>>150981464Is it Mendoza, can't stand her
Man, what a great year from Louis. Imagine if he'd been traded, the M's wouldn't be here tonight.
the older cousin of chie sasaki who is 11yrs old
>>150981482>no one would be able to replace ScullyJoe Davis will reach that level at some point
how does the ADL feel about Kike?
>>150981469ngmi
>>150981490Joe Davis sucks his own dick and doesn't even care about the team on a deeper level than being employed by them.
no one cares doyerpedo
>>150981487Yeah, she's actually pretty solid. Would take her over some of the other color guys they've had over the years (Dontrell) but Orel is the one true GOAT. The white Mychal Thompson
TEOOOOOOOOOOODoyers need every run they can get because blowpen is itching to lose this one as well, no lead is safe
TEEEOOOOOO TRIPLE
>>150981491>ADLask him yourself >>150981462
KIKE
>>150981490LOLI know this is bait but thanks for the laugh anyways
T E ORIPLE
Everyone cares doyermilffucker
>>150981464because women are based
/nu/>>150980948>>150980948>>150980948
Fuck this stadium that's another almost homer
TEO
>>150981494This. You can tell Nelson/Orel/Karros get frustrated with the team when they're playing bad. Joe forces the national broadcast neutrality bullshit even for local games.
>>150980595LmaoWhy is he like this?