the g editiongranny in two days
iggs
>>150981837MCG roof when?
2026 cup is ours lads
>he didn't check trivagohow do you book your accommodation for the afl grand final?
>>150981837look at this ugly shit
Fuck off architecturesperg
he's right though, wtf is that
>>150981972Fuckhead idiot
that's right, pull up the ladder you cowardly faggot
>Nick Daicos participation trophy ruleHow the fuck do you take this shit league seriously still?
>>150981972Brutal
"Former AFL boss Andrew Demetriou has said the league is a safe space and the public would embrace a current men's player if they came out as gay.Ex-West Coast player Mitch Brown recently made history in becoming the first openly bisexual man to have played the game, and he believed there are current gay players who remain closeted.Brown described the AFL's culture as "hyper-masculine" and said hiding his sexuality partly drove him to quit the game in 2016 at the age of just 28.Mitch Brown laments lack of support for queer AFL playersHowever, Demetriou, who resigned as CEO in 2014, rejected concerns that the AFL remained an unsafe environment."I think that any player who feels it's necessary and important to reveal theirsexuality will be embraced," Demetriou said in an interview with ABC Sport."I'm sure there will be sectors of the community that will have an issue with it, just as they have with Indigenous players or players of different backgrounds."But I think they will be embraced, welcomed, and I don't think there is an unsafe space in the AFL industry."The AFL is a very welcoming place across all areas."Demetriou suggested the AFLW had been a catalyst for change, telling ABC Sport: "Everything is accepted, no-one comments and there's no backlash."The former league boss also congratulated Brown and said he hoped that a change in the sport was imminent."I hope he felt the warmth and the comments in the social media where he was embraced," Demetriou said."Of course, you had a minority of people who were small-minded, but in the main, Mitch Brown was thanked.""https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-25/andrew-demetriou-says-afl-a-safe-space-for-gay-players/105813820
Unrepetant practising gays go to hell and have no place in the AFL, it's that simple.
>>150981912Have you renewed your copy?
>>150982416>hell >reallol.Also do you realise that there are gay players, match officials and club staff involved in the game?
>>150982451I'm sure that many would prefer to believe that hell does not exist.>Also do you realise that there are gay players, match officials and club staff involved in the game?So?
>>150982475>many would prefer to believe that hell does not exist.Its a subjective belief, there's zero evidence that "hell" exists at all.Also you're assuming the Christian belief of afterlife is correct, what's to say that the Hindu belief of Samsara is correct rather than the Christian version? Or some other belief?For all you know we could die and take a boat down the river Styx to the underworld
Football?
lol
hell exists because that's where charlie kirk is
>>150981837I HATE THIS SHIT PIT AND EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR
that you gough
I hope you all realise that we are living in a golden age of footy
frfr foeshaw
>>150982587iya bla x
x
>>150981837the G stands for ground
>/afl/ seething about Melbournelmao, Melbchads, we keep winning
mcg looks like a toilet
the Mc is short for maccas
should call it the Shane Warne toilet
>>150982618Thanks
>>150982630I don't know what to say
>>150982630based
>>150982630fair to say he's a fan of footy
>>150982630>go perth btw iykwim haha
>>150982630most well adjusted /afl/ poster
jacob you in mate?
>>150982630kek legend
>>150982651yeah mate
>grand final saturday>absolutely ZERO hypedead sport
>>150982686media's too busy focusing on crowning Geelong and doing promos with Naicos to bother actually promoting the game, grimmest buildup in a while
>>150982686/afl/ isn't indicative of hype, stay seething
FIENDING for the Nigg N O double G performance.
>>150982689>grimmest buildup in a whileYeah, good point. Apart from the odd snoop news story I havent seen much hype at all around this game.
>>150982630>Supports 15 AFL teamsWhich 3 didn't make the cut?
>grand finalyeah whatever but consider the following: nick daicos
>>150982686I'm depressed because I could've gone but couldn't afford a ticket.
>>150982697Chances of AFL ever having eminem as prematch?
>>150982630
>>150982728fuckin kek
>>150982728Nice
we need to start stabbing politicians in minecraft
>>150982728lmao
Will not be pretty for shitbane this weekend i am afraid
>>150982826Won't be pretty, it'll be beautiful.
it's /alf/ isn't it?
kia ora mate
rita ora mate
chris scott wanting a grand final bye is telling
>>150982630whats his tripcode?
>>150982855It's just because it impacts him this year. If they moved the finals bye and he had a player missing the first qualifying final because of concussion he'd be complaining about them moving that bye.
>nooooooooo he has a brain injury its not fair he cant play!!!!>oh well his shoulder popped out and cant play thats all good
Remove all byes and add midweek matches so we can get a 34 round season. Until then, this competition cannot be taken seriously
>>150982871its an interesting discussionthe brownlow and coleman are essentially void until this happens
Shorter quarters, more matches.
Fewer Victorian teams more matches
>>150982907crisp
>>150982907soggy
unc colin better get the granny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPKN7-pTpCY
Still can't believe gerard nerdley is only 50
>>150982927and he's only 10 years older than kathwild!
>>150982932?kath is in her late 20s
kath is 40 years old born in 1985
>>150982927I assumed he was in his early to mid 60s.
>>150982938She's 32. She was born in 1993.
kath is kent street senior high school class of 2002
he's 64 baka
more like sarah bones hahacause id bone her
>>150982959I beg your pardon?
>>150982971what
>>150982988I did not understand his post
>>150982855cats mafia always demand changes when it benefits geelongit was true of when brad scott was in charge of umpiring and was most certainly true of dangerfield as aflpa president
Can't wait 'til James Hird is brought back to Essendon and wins a premiership with them.Going to feel so good for him.
>>150981912HOLY BASEDJOSH KKKARR FINNA BOOTYBLAST THIS SORRY COMP!
>esshendon
>>150983029She'll be right
>>150983029That might be the lowest odds I've ever seen.
poor snoop dog probably wondering why he had to meet one wog loser poofter
>2 lion themed gf singers in a rowthe rig is in
how many will jezza kick on saturday?
jizza cumrug
>>150982630>nooooo you can only go for le one club Holy based
>>150983037nwm 3 votes against melbourne would have been lower
>>150982630bet he didnt have a fucking eagles scarf on this year did he?i see right through this schtick
haven't met anyone irl who's hyped about the grand final
>>150981972whole precinct is a demoralising shithole
>>150982630>I love the Greater Western Bulldogssays the retard
>>150983092Nobody is autistic enough to support the iggs just out of autism rather than some deep seeded family tradition or tribalism beaten into you by your father.
>>150983098i think thats his entire gimmick mate
>>150983097holy fucking grim, soviet shithole commieblocks are more warm and inviting than this shit
>>150983097soul
any big footy shows tonight?
>>150983097Melbourne is an ugly city. A bug city.
>>150983112there's the afl footy show telethon thing
>>150983097holy retard alert
mcg is the mcdonalds of stadiumsretards thinks its the best cause its the biggest
mcg is so based
remember when the hating on someone who said the word fag was the biggest news and town and then they turned on snoop dog
>>150983113>it's a slow thread. an /nrl/ thread.
Will the footy show tonight be kino or should i miss
wonder how many boos snoop dogg will get at the gf for being a homophone or whatever
>>150983149>homophonehomophobe kek
>>150983097>DemoralizingPretty much goes for any modern building these days. Its not by accident
was playing that squiggle afl gamethen i saw they put dani laidley in the game i refunded on steam
>>150983147it'll be cringy boomer naval-gazing slop, i'm not sure if john "sammy" newman will be there either
>demoralizingFOY
footy show is on tonight?
>>150983175yeah, a live telethon kinda thing
>>150983178its good to raise funds for the nick daicos disaster recovery fund after he suffered another horrible loss
>>150983097>demoralisingthat's the point, the purpose is to demoralize interstate cucks with sheer size
>>150983194>zFOY
go bulldogz!
>>150983147There's still a Footy Show?
>>150983112there will be the forever fag poster wanting to finder his own arsehole, then chewing on his own prolapsed inside out poo hole, etc
>>150983097it was okay when they built the gay southern stand and kept the old half. now that had soul. but no they wanted 100k seats because of the insurance companies in the UK saying standing spots in stadiums are a no no.
>>150983112yeah chief and malifice will be there smashing that ban hammer and not a single thing about footy will be discussed
>>150983246is that the capiche guy
anyone watching the footy tonight
Anyone got those WABA photos? Keep forgetting to save them.
Anyone got those nick daicos webms? Keep forgetting to save them.
Is the big fella still on his v plates?
>>150983321heh.. he never actually cared about sex anyway.. hah... heh...
Neale in for Berry.Stanley in for Stewart.
>>150983321getting his colon invaded was how he knew he wasn't gay
>>150983321no, poofs are disgusting
>>150983340kek
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too
matt rowell a chance for the norm smith?
>>150983360yes
>>150983360no but ashcroft will
>>150983369Levi will
tonights 'no
>>150982728cris'
Please tell me who the FUCK will win on saturday
>>150983100take that back
>>150983430bane
>>150983430brain says catsheart says lions
>>150983378What does the N in NITV stand for?
>>150983097>everything needs to be fake and pretty!!Fuck off cunt it needs to serve a function.
>>150983439wow really interesting take
Just touching up the grand final ‘mick. It will be a real rectum wrecker.
>>150983443things perfectly formed are necessarily also perfectly functionalthings perfectly functional are not necessarily perfectly formed
>>150983430Objectively? BrisbaneSubjectively? Geelong
>>150983440I think you know anon, we all know
Got a ripping new 'mick prepared but it requires the right set up.
I've lost my Serena folder. Anyone care to post some so I can restock?
lmao that mcg pic did a number on these sudanese violence enjoyers
Limbering my anus up for a good belting
I used the word "thus" when texting my boss this morning (I chucked a sickie)is that autistic?
>>150983510based kiwi
>>150983430I feel like whoever wins the game on Saturday will go on to win the flag.
>>150983458TRVKE
>>150983455It's how I feel
>>150983524not always true
absolutely disgusting how young australians have these mutilated quasi-american mutt accents these days
The melbourne accent is abhorrent Perth have the best accent.
>>150983510>I ate bad chicken last night thus I will be spending the day on the toiletAm in in the ballpark?
>>150983610good morning sir
>>150983347Is GF night a good night to go out and get girlfriends?
>>150983440NI*TV
>>150983430McCreery wins (the race)
>>150983627I also used an em dash.
>>150983378I reckon I'll stick with Family Guy and Ametican Chad after Herthorn get flogged
That's the way it's gonna be, little darlinWe'll be riding on the cock, yeah, yeahWay up in the arse, little darlin'And if you cum I'll lick it up, lick it up
afl is a bit queer isn't it?
Will they play the meme goal songs?
When is a brother gonna win the "brown"low?
Look at this dood
>>150983671OH NO NO NO
Hawthorne were steroid cheats in the 80's.
choo choo coal train
>>150983675What age do they get their first ‘chete?
>>150983675>He's already in convict pyjamas
>>150983124Bet this sounded smart in your small fucking brain cunt, woke poof
>>150982630fucking BASED
>>150983717It's honestly a good analogy, all the mcg has going for it size and age
>>150983722What do other stadiums have going for them?
>>150982630I appreciate he subtly made it clear he supports men's teams only
He's stealing my /v/ 'mick of calling Tales of the mcdonalds of JRPGs in every related thread. The only difference is I never elaborate
burn the cholpay the toll
>>150982630>>150982703The 3 would be Pies, Poort and Meth Coast
william shatner just died lads
>>150983738
>>150982728HOLY KEK
>>150982857>RC and Pooce were both barracking for 4 different teams this time last yearCould be something in this...
>>150983725Idk, docklands is the only other one I've been to
The Sydney Swans are a blight on this competition.
>>150983748Fuck off, his condition is stable.
>>150983768proper chokers
>>150983783More of an NRL city really
>>150983768One of these teams is going to be 1W-2L on recent grand finals after Saturday.Media narrative will not be kind to the loser, even if it's a close score.
>>150983768Making 5 grand finals in the last 13 years is impressive.However, only winning 1 of them is not.
>>150983797Better than being 1W-5L iykwim haha
Actually, Sydney are 2W-6L for grand finals in the AFL eraFor comparrison, Pies are 3W-4L-1D
>>150983804>25% win rate vs 37.5% win ratePies come out on top there.
can we move on from this convo please
>>150982728jesus christ >alburynesefuckin knew it.
>>150983810I know m8, I reckon it's time to change the story of Collingwood being chokers to Sydney I LOVE IT WHEN SYDNEY CONKAND THEY CAN'T KICK TO BALL TO RONKETHEY'VE LOST MORE GRAND FINALSTHAN ANY OTHER TEAM**IN THE AFL ERA WHICH BEGAN IN 1990
>>150982728What a dishonest slimeball.
>>150983817>0W-3L-1DACK!
>>150983430snoop
It's alleged the two men left the club with the complainant in her car and the assault happened in a Dan Murphy's car park in the nearby suburb of Belmont.The woman reiterated to police a year later that while her memory was not always clear, she was confident she had rejected anything sexual.CCTV footage showed the woman leaving the strip club with the men about 4.17am and then her car arriving at the Dan Murphy's car park about 4.21am.The alleged rape is not captured on the vision but the woman's vehicle is seen leaving the area about 4.59am.The court was told the woman called her friend about 5.05am after dropping her alleged attackers off at home.She did not arrive back to her own house until 6am, where her other friends were waiting for her.The woman reported to the group that she had been raped but a witness told the court there were suggestions she had lied.The friend on Thursday gave evidence that the alleged victim had agreed to provide sexual services to the men in exchange for money.The court was told after the incident, the woman requested more money but the men declined so she reported the incident as a rape.'I certainly came to the conclusion that she lied to the police,' the witness said.Det Ronaldson on Friday told the court there had been conflicting information between the woman's initial disclosure and her official police statement.She asked the woman to clarify and the woman said she sometimes was confused when drunk but she remembered the men asking to sleep with her for payment.The woman reiterated that she had not been consenting to any sexual acts, the court was told.Dr Nitin Prakash, who carried out a forensic medical examination of the woman after the alleged rape, told the court she had disclosed being choked during the incident.There were no visible injuries observed and the allegations of choking were not made to the police.The hearing will continue in November.
>>150983783chokin on dicks
>>150983828Massive choke when you consider that team they had from around 2007 - 2012 was absolutely chock-full of talent and had three chances to win a grand final.
Form an orderly queue, no pushing or groping each other's bumholes or cockshttps://www.countryopinions.com.au/screener.aspx?recruitid=cd544293-8e17-4c8c-8890-26354ec9a578
>>150983838>She asked the woman to clarify and the woman said she sometimes was confused when drunk but she remembered the men asking to sleep with her for payment.>The woman reiterated that she had not been consenting to any sexual acts, the court was told.Did she receive any money at all? If she did that's consent.
>>150983865Were they ever the best team in any of those years though?2009 it was lineball with Geelong. St. Kilda won the round 14 match by a goal through a dodgy umpiring call, then lost the Grand Final by a ~kick.2010 Collingwood were the better team all year.
>>150983869>The friend on Thursday gave evidence that the alleged victim had agreed to provide sexual services to the men in exchange for money.>The court was told after the incident, the woman requested more money but the men declined so she reported the incident as a rape.Sounds like the finger will heal over the offseason.
>>150983838Reckon you shouldn't let strange men in your vehicle at 4am tbqhwy lads
>>150983881>Were they ever the best team in any of those years though?Don't think it matters. Minor premiership is a meme and no one cares if you were better through the season but didn't win a flag. They were good enough to make it there multiple times and their list was extremely strong so it's a big choke imo.
>>150983887Should counter sue the woman if/when she ends up losing. Lost a year of his career and potentially playing in a grand final.
>>150983768If only Sydney won one of these finals we could've had a rock-paper-scissors matchup
>>150983892>and their list was extremely strong so it's a big choke imo.But if the other team had stronger lists?2009:>Geelong was a warm favourite in betting markets, attracting odds of $1.50–$1.57 through the week to St Kilda's $2.40–2.50. Betting volumes on the match were lower than typical, and a draw – which was backed in from $51 to $20 and came very close to eventuating – would have been by far the worst result for bookmakers.2010:>It was the first grand final between two Melbourne-based sides since the 2000 grand final. Collingwood was the strong favourite to win, with major bookmakers offering around A$1.40 to A$1.45 for a Collingwood victory at the start of the game.Replay:>Collingwood was still the strong favourite with bookmakers for the replay, although the odds had tightened since the drawn match: major bookmakers were offering odds of around $1.60 for a Collingwood win in the replay, compared with $1.40–$1.45 for the grand final.Maybe betfags can correct me, but that makes St. Kilda look like rank outsiders?
>>150983917Betting odds seems like splitting hairs. They had an extremely strong list and finished 1st and 3rd in back to back years and ultimately got three chances to win a flag. That's a choke.
Jordan De Goey is a rapist
im in a good financial position
that tradie is in me
>rape le bad because um...it's illegal or something!
aker's drunk
god damn it nine, you had one fucking job and you dropped the fucking ball.
I only run for NEET mental health
they should put the nrl and afl grand finals on the same day at the same time
>>150983929>t-they just should've won, okay?!
i eat all the crumbing off the schnitzel and then eat the chicken
thank god collingwood didnt make the gf and daicos didnt win the brownlow
>everyone having grand final parties>tfw me watching home alone
hell is other people
Feel like Melbourne not winning the flag in 2000 was a huge choke. Finished third, made the Grand Final. Should've won it with their star studded team.
what are we all doing when the social media ban hits boys
I fucking hate my life
The granny cup should be handed over by a granny
>>150984017Reddit will require an ID to use so will switch over here full time.
kek this saints fan lashing out your side choked mate
>>150984022same
I’m someone that was supposed to be aborted but just wasn’t. I’m a defect.
>>150984034who taught my ex how to use a computer?
Any snoopchads reporting in from the espy?
>>150984039freemasons
Anyone watching the grand final footy show and/or the front bar?
>>150984050it would take a very niche kind of operator to be at the espy right now and on alf
>>150983917From memory the Saints were outsiders in 2009 because the game was played at the MCG (they only played there once during H&A) in wet conditions (in contrast to their usual home conditions under the roof). They also lost form slightly later in the year. But over the whole season they were clearly the best team, as evidenced by their 20-2 record and percentage of 155 (28 higher than Geelong)
>>150984001Praise God.
>>150984064front bar is for fuckin retards
>nick daicos so upset they need to make a participation award for finishing 2ndkek imagine how much this little poof seethed and got is way when his older brother won anything
>>150984020I hate your life too Nick.
>might leave one of my best midfielders on the bench in the last quarter during a tight game because im a bitter spastic
I’m not making it to 35
Anyone's internet a bit funny since the upgrade?
>>150984074by retards for retardst. worked on the show.
>>150984093Any juicy behind the scenes goss?
>>150984075based incomprehensible alco/esl
>>150984096mick molloy and titus o'reilly are in a homosexual relationship
>>150984087crisp nick daicos brownlow votes
>>150984096not that i'd post here. sam ialternates between being overly blokey or a smug cunt like most white-acting asians are. mick is mick.
>>150984108KEK
The 2005 Prelim was an underrated Saints choke that you don't hear much about>home prelim with a week off>playing the Swans who are coming off a bruising semi final win against geelong>leading by 15 points late in the 3rd quarter>out of nowhere the swans kick the last 8 goals of the game to the saints' 4 behinds and run out comfortable 31 point winnersKeep in mind that the Saints were #1 in points scored that year and Sydney were 14th (yes 14th behind wooden spooners Carlton)
>>150984068Geelong were 18-4. If that R14 match went the other way (was tied with 2 minutes left), they both finish 19-3.Back then Geelong typically only played for 1-2 quarters, so didn't really have huge wins. Cruised most games.St. Kilda were a Ross Lyon team, so defence first which lead to much higher percentage due to the opponents not scoring much.St. Kilda:Points For: 2197Points against: 1411Percentage: 155.7Average match result: 99 - 64Geelong:Points for: 2312Points against: 1815Percentage: 127.4Average match result: 105 - 82St. Kilda were the 4th team when it came to points scored.St Kilda were the 1st team for points against, by 367 from the next closest.So it's not like they were a scoring powerhouse smashing everyone. They just strangled the opposition.
I want you guys to close your eyes and imagine this...
>>150984017business as usual for me since i don't have any
>>150984138I don't want you posting this embarrassing crap during the grand final, we might have other countries watching our sport and I won't let you make fools of us. Are we clear?
gonna be around for the grand final, josh?
I see you deleted your post, wise move. Don't make me remind you again.
based josh
how do i get an anal queen gf
>posting p*rnUnironically seek Jesus
>>1509841252004 was a choke as well.Started out the season 10-0, released picture related and then shat the bed. Even then, they got to the preliminary final...>Dominating the prelim>Gehrig kicks his 100th goal for the season>Crowd rushes the field>Lose all momentum and get beaten
>>150984132>So it's not like they were a scoring powerhouse smashing everyone. They just strangled the opposition."Defences win championships".
Stuck my finger in the belly button and now it absolutely reeks. Washing the finger does nothing. How can you remove the stench?
>>150984143How come you never post any of the better scenes from his sites?
>>150984185"Offence is the best defence"
Did you blokes even watch geelong v hawthorn tonight?
>>150984192Much more evidence for the other cliche in AFL.
how's the footy show thing? bet it's shit
>>150984194I think that was a few days ago mate
>>150984197First team to 100 wins.As you can see from the average match results, St. Kilda only scored 99 (losers) and Geelong scored 105 (winners).
jesus hates me :(
>>150984204This has been debunked.
OP's mum is pretty MILFy
>>150984204$IzakiRankineWord
>>150984186>>150984160>>150983995'sp
>>150984209OP as in Oscar Piastri
>>150984143is the girls butthole a good place for a penis?
What songs do we think Snoop Doggy Dogg will perform?
Some of the autists that post here genuinely deserve to be killed.You know who you are.
>>150984225*thinks to myself he’s talking about me*
>>150984227crisp 15 teams guy
>>150984217i think so
>>150984132The Saints 64 points conceded per match was the lowest for any team in 40 years, and it STILL hasn't been beaten since then despite average scores per game being significantly lower in recent years. To average basically 100 points per game while probably having the best statistical defense in VFL/AFL history is extraordinary, and their 2 losses were arguably from taking the foot off the gas after wrapping up the minor premiership. You are underselling just how dominant they were that year. Although you are correct that Geelong were better than their record suggested.
>>150984221Welcome to cali country
Tucked myself into bed
>>150984251based me (my bed is a coffin)
>>150984258crisp dracula
it's time to bring back skinny jeans
>>150984264Nah.
>>150984264Based 2hollis
Skinny calves/ankels on jeans are awful.Picture related was nice.
>id like to start by acknowledging we are meeting on the lands of the daicos and id like to take this opportunity to pay my respects to nick
now that the season is overhow did the saints lose to the eagles
>>150984312iggs had some pretty good starts to games and jumped a few decent teams but couldn't hang on due to lack of fitness aints are just really bad
the girl on the new bcf ad is the same one on the bunnings ad, the one with the crazy bpd eyes
can't we just have regular fit jeans for once
on my way on my way on my way
>>150984324Post her
>>150984344i don't have the webm, the crazy eyed bunnings girl
any spergouts lately?
>>150984371train drinker anon said he had a spergout after the train was delayed but haven't seen if he posted what happened
>>150984371tradie hater had his usual rant last night
>>150984378>tradie haterwhich one?
>>150984371there was a random one the other day but i've forgotten what it was about
Everyday you don’t have to take public transport is a blessed day
I’m unworthy of love
public transport is based
I don’t Live Laugh LoveI Die Cry Hate
public transport is fucking hellishespecially the 2-3 hour delays on the train because some guy got himself killed
>>150984385tradie hater?
did any of you blokes watch the footy show thing?
i dont watch tv
for me it's Scoop Dogg
>>150984437His overnight Youtube streams are something else
>>150984312Games the iggs were leading at 3QT>Round 2 v bane (63-60)>Round 6 v dons (61-61)>Round 10 v saints (70-42)>Round 13 v roos (44-33)>Round 18 v port (60-54)>Round 22 v croms (64-60)there were 2 or 3 more games they were leading at half time but you get the point
>>150984461Interesting. Wasn't the number of quarters they won over the season one of the lowest on record?
>>150984421no i said random not eternal
west coast eagles 3 quarter premiers 2025
>>150984470We need to shorten the game.
>have to w8 til 6 before hearing the superior tv call
>>150984461>61-61>leading
>>150984486who is this forimagine the massive sperger sitting at home after their team wins
>>150984486>superior
>>150984499you really think jb + bt are better?
i wonder how long until we get the first bigfooty radicalised shooter
>>150984492I was being generous because they at least had a decent lead at half time
>>150984498>who is this forreal answer, it's for watchafl subs and it's so fox don't have to use 7s call for montages next year
>>150984508Crisp dosn shitting the bed against teams they should belt.
>>150984515find it hard to believe the fox commentators will be giving it their all knowing 5 people will watch it
>>150984521They will want their soundbites to be played over replays and snippets of the game for years to come so they probably will.
>>150984521it'll be recorded live, and will be shown live internationallystill better than calling it for radio, i reckonthat's even more irrelevant
>>150984521>knowing 5 people will watch itfans of the winning team will watch it, and it's not like the old days where ch7 will replay it
>the charges, malaka?
>>150984618If I were a billionaire I wouldn't be doing all this luxury shite, I'd still be drinking water and juice for a living. No immature wines and alcohols that do no good for your body.Rich bozos have access to the healthiest food and drinks in the world and choose the degenerative stuff. Rather stay poor
>>150984618Goddamn, he got fat. Looks like he's wearing a bedsheet.
>>150984627Crisp retard
>>150984627>juicefull of sugar and preservative shit, just eat fruit mate
>>150984627Pleasures of the flesh mate. You'd end up in some easily preventable disaster chasing a billionaire high by diving to the bottom of the ocean or climbing some mounting and dying whilst getting a bunch of innocent people killed in the process.
>>150984376That was me
>>150984618>tries to larp as le classy rich man>jeans like a working class bruiser>untucked shirt like an undignified common lazy alcoholic slob>not ironed at thatbit going on here
>>150984618is this the melbourne look
>>150984688you forgot>is a wog
>>150984618why are melbournites so performative and pretentious?
>>150984618>But there is a substantial new player on the scene this year. Directly across from the MCG, private members’ club Sanctum – the dreamchild of former AFL chief executive Andrew Demetriou – will host its debut grand final party in its new headquarters at the Pullman hotel after opening this week.The private club – at which membership costs $5500 a year – will have “beers and bubbles” for everyone, Mike Brady singing Up There Cazaly, an AFL player as a guest speaker and then a DJ after the final siren.A-AN AFL PLAYER? HOLY SHIT I'M GOING TO COOOOOOOM
>>150984712is it whites only?
>>150984712>$5500 membership a yearAnd that guarantees you entry to the MCG for the grand final?
>>150984695thats the rich wog whos got tax avoidance down pat - look.
>>150984721his new cuckshed isn't affiliated with the afl at all. its essentially guerilla marketing. to open on the same day as the granny.
Jeans are manual labour work clothes. I can't take a rich cosmopolitan man who wears jeans seriously. They either lack taste or identity (or both).
>>150984729Yeah, I re-read and saw "across". Fuck that. Sounds gay and overpriced.
>>150984729>>150984736>>150984712it's for all the movers and shakers to do "networking" australian version of an english gentlemen's club
mumza's gone down the boomer right-wing youtube rabbit hole
>>150984731crisp corduroy wearer
>>150984765>corduroygreat for coats tbf
>>150984731Sounds like something a poofter would say.
>>150984498if my team wins I'm watching the game again and again and again and also every footy show until the season starts again
>>150984805>pooftertbdesu he would know more about fashion than anyone else here
mixing up flamboyance with style kinda like how a woman would mix up arrogance with confidence
long pants are for low class calflets in general tbdesu
fucking sick of americans and their LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I THINK shit they do
Snoop Dogg? More like Poop Nog
>>150984753so has dad
>>150984507lmao
>>150984451channel name?
>>150984507Approximately what percentage of bigfooty's leftards are transititoning?
>>150984904@aflinfolive (Scoops)He has unhinged footy analysis and banter and other things at stupid-o-clock overnight. Never uploads them because he doesn't want to be held accountable for what he says
>>150984916Was he big on facebook back in the day? I missed his stuff but see his face everywhere
>>150984916>he doesn't want to be held accountable for what he saysWill maccas fire him? lol
>>150984908probably like 5%
>>150984852based
>>150984927he had a niche appeal, not 'big' big, dunno if he's still on boomerbook>>150984928lel, nah this is his "journalism" career he's "protecting"
>>150984932>"journalism" careerLOL
The Bev Show far more /comfy/, bless
he does alright with the aflw birds though, wish i had that level of confidence (or lack of self-awareness)
>>150984950
Flight Facilities - Clair De Lune with Owl Eyes & the MSOGet on it
You just know that NRLSperg will gaypost on Saturday to make us look bad in front of the international visitors
>>150985510dudes one step away from the loony bin
>>150985589It looks like he was given a holiday earlier this evening, hopefully his IP is static
BANE!!!
catters desu
bane by 300 goals
Who here excited for the granny
>>150988383looks like a heavenly apparition who checked trivago
>>150988594thoroughly apathetic here
corrr yummo!
Dale > Zorko
Crisp day before grand final public holiday.
Did you take 2 minutes to thank the first people today, alf (as you should)?
The 2012 apocalypse did happen, but it was the end of the world's soul
>>150989333Proof?
It's mine, yeah...
>>150985510>You just know that NRLSperg will gaypost on SaturdayThe gayposting is from /afl/, blaming /nrl/ is a cope
>>150989275We need another holiday between King's and this one, too big a gapUp and at 'em
>neale starting center
brody mihocek kicked goal of the year and wasn't even nominated for goal of the week
Sat next to a cute girl this morning at coffee shop awkwardly waiting for coff. Going to be a based day
It's Friday and I have next week off
>>150981894Never
>>150991017pic?
>>150990511which goal
Can’t wait to cook up some shashliks tomorrow
>>150992681More like shit lick.
Whom will you be watching the GF with tomorrow?
>>150993198ligma
>>150993297who the fuck is ligma
>>150993350not much whats up with you
>>150993198Murphy, Dan Murphy.
red rooster for lunchza
heading to Coles for the sole purpose of a 500ml can of mother
>>150993490>>150993793>>150993904The humble plebocrats.
>>150993904you come my corner shop mate i give you 2 for $9!
still cant kick a fucking goal ladreckon my cunted back has something to do with it
>>150993793>lunchzaMan shake for me. It just werks
Anyone want to come for a kick down the back oval? Ill bring snacks.
>>150994086sorry wong im not allowed to shop at yours ever since the incident
>>150993904Don't forget to spend $30 to claim your 1000 flybuys points
>>150994150does it really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoQlc5Qo2HcITS OUT
>>150995005
>>150995005Literally the villain look
>>150995005>>150995216
>>150995005>ynr roll-ups
I reckon only BT, Bruce and Kane I could stand listening to for longer than 5 minutes.
>>150995005she's got that "i'm going to get fat as fuck as soon as i can" face to her
>>150995374What's the difference between an expert and an analyst?
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-26/afl-grand-final-preview-2025-geelong-profile-against-brisbane/105819810Geelong are by far and away the best in the league.
SOVL
>>150995406Means Nick, Daisy and Duckwood aren't experts
>first swans>now catswho's the next team to acknowledge their pre-1897 vfa premierships?
I’ve trained my mind to not look forward to anything or exist in a world where happiness is the only thing to keep me alive. I’m a broken vessel, a dull soul and I like it this way.
>>150995005He's an odd looking bloke.
>>150996096YES I'M A PUNK ROCKER YES I AM
>three coffees already>still tired>pissing like a fire hose every 20 minutesWhat is the purpose?
>>150996266low t
>>150996288You won't be saying that after I split your arsehole like a coon's cock.
>>150996266sounds like diabetes
>>150996301would be nice
Thinking another grand final marathon of the same old tired games.
>>150996266stop drinking alcohol
>>150996496is that....a...LE WOMAN? BAZINGA AWOOGA AWOOGA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOH BABY!!!!!!!!!!! SEXXXOOO
been sober for a month and feeling good there's a big debate in my head about whether I drink tomorrow
biz idea on my way ad but with the cheeky hahn golf ad girl
don't think Americans can really get behind the "Grand" Finalwe need to name it something more burger friendly so they'll watch our sport
Shall be getting utterly cunted tomorrow.
americans are fucking retards who gives a fuck
I want to reply to all of your posts but I can't be fucked.
we should look to make the grand final more chinese friendly
Got itThe World AFL Series Bowl Cup
The 'mick is almost ready, lads. You won't be prepared for what you see.
rising stars
beer bloats me so fucking much
>murphy reidwhat's his first name?
You cunts can go and get absolutely fucked
>>150996096trvke
>>150996620fred
bane's banner for the weekend
must be nice being mike brady. only need to work this week but performing up yours cazaly 66 times must be annoying
>>150996706lmao, what's his channel
Anyone go to the parade?
>>150996739reckon thats afl goat hq mate
>>150996706bit goin on here
>I believe Snoop Dogg will drop like it's hot tomorrow.... and also be accused of sexual assault
>>150996785so truego doggies!
>>150996607They should get them to breed to create better footo polayers
>>150995005still can't unsee it
doggy to get lifetime ban from the mc ground for smoking a blunt during his performance and also in his private box during the match
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>150996822>this publicity stunt paid for by Alternaleaf
>>150995005said it before and I'll say it again, this bitch really went dressed in a melted redskin lmao
i've been to generals that never close downfrom /f1/ to /heem/ and old /trb/ townbut no matter how far or how wide i roami still call /alf/ homei'm always janny'd i wish i was freeso i keep leaving for three days at leastbut my posts keep coming over the phonei still call /alf/ homeall the shitposters spinnin around the worldthey have no family or friendsbut as the threads gets older and colder (/nrl/)it's good to know where your journey endssomeday we'll all be together once morewhen all of the trips come back to the boardthen i realise something i've always knowni still hate rc more
>>150992556vs fred
>>150981874crisp
>>150997037watched that game and I don't remember it
>>150997037>>150997042"mihocek goal vs fremantle" yields no results on youtube so it can't be that good
Lads I went for you, this is it lads, the biggest moment there is, the biggest day there is. This is my Christmas as it's not like I'll be doing anything on the real Christmas."Footy Festival Sam Edmund Monster Omo Toyota Olympic Park and the AIA center and Gosch's paddock are actually just down the road from each other "Spotted Josh Jenkins & Sam Edmund and lots of yummy mummys
Sloppingwood have already delisted 6 of their boomers but only have two draft picks lol
I'm so excited, the day is always a good one, if they change the time to a night final in the future it will kill that special vibe.
>>150997060lovely stuff mate
>>150997056https://youtu.be/PrwYCdILgfI?t=28 Possibly this? Which would be stupid because the goal that was kicked not even 30 seconds later was far more interesting
>>150997063>door's the other way you blind cunt
>>150997080how obscene
>>150997086>FOY
>>150997090kek
footy is so fucking dogshit kek
>>150973651New
>>150997129Got me! Classic stitch-up haha!
>>150997129can't click hidden threads sorry mate! try making another OP that doesn't use filtered terms
>>150997086good, amer*cans can fuck right off
hoping for a rigged high scoring close grand finalthese recent blowouts have been boring
You fat worthless lazy retarded spastic friendless cocksucking alcoholic NEETs gonna make a new fucking thread yet or nah?
>>150997171new
>>150997037most bog average snap I've ever seen, first thing that comes to mind is Jye Amiss' snap after Bolton's run down tackle, easier angle but far more high pressure shot.
>>150997060sponsored by Chinese Communism Party
>>150997060Based Pies customer who bought his ticket and took work off 2 weeks ago.
actual alf thread migrate when evs >>150997447>>150997447
