>>150977050>>150977050
>>150995634
>>150967703>>150967703>>150967703>>150967703we're all in here
>no "hocvious" so it's not a trb op>not the other weird retard spammeryeah I'm thinking this one is a "shall"
go knights
>>150995678I like a good /hoc/vious.
>>150995696Knights suck
>>150995634"HH" means "Harvard Hockey" btw
>>150995696this but the complete and exact opposite
>>150995676sure bud
>>150995678>>150995703trb detected
>>150995712not looking good toknight
heh heh...nothin' personnel, copester...
What kind of drill is this?
teams i'd like to see fold>anaheim>vegas>phoenix>dallas>nashville>miami>raleigh
KNIGHTS FUCKING SUUUUCK LOOOOOOOLMammoth 2-0
>>150995747>say that the lack of trb makes this one a shall>that means you're trb!adjust your rapedar
>>150995769ZESTY
find a girl who loves you as much as the Mammoth love passing directly into traffic
>>150995769Tapdance?
>>150995747schizo detected
>>150995634>... but he did listen to Grand Maester Pycelle... that grey sunken cunt. "You can trust Gary", he said. "Gary has always been loyal..."
>>150995781the canadian vpn reply gave you away
>>150995776Excluding Tampa Bay from this list has me questioning your judgement.
>>150995676true
>>150995776>teams i'd like to see fold>dallas?Really dude? On the day it’s announced Benn’s lung folded? Super shitty and insensitive.
>>150995852KWABOTY
>>150995676Retard
>>150995831>literally everyone else in the thread can also be accused of being you if it helps my retarded argumentjesus christ brother get help
>>150995852couldn't've happened to a more deserving guy
>>150995866Worry about your own team>>150995884He’s a good boi desu he dindu nuffin
the bud1 thread will be the longest lived hoc thread
dude mother fucking sucks
>>150995908what is the significance of that picture anyway?
>>150995902>He’s a good boi desu he dindu nuffinhe's a diving faggot
Ummm I just read that Barkov tore his acl
>>150995908doesn't this site get hacked for months at a time by racist teens
>>150995965trb got drunk and posted selfies that he ran through ai
>>150995965Mitch hates Richard Karn Probably thinks Richard Karn is TBG's Dad or something, who the hall knows anymore
>>150995993No he doesn’t your team is just goons
look at these fuckin make-a-wish kids dressed up in their dads' suitswhat a pack of fuckin goobers
>>150996019kek my post was first another L for trb
>>150996018hilarious if truebut I really fucking doubt it's himit doesn't look nearly retarded enough
>>150996023i don't have a team
>>150995995That settles it. It’s Dallas’s year.
I wanna be a Garymaniac
>>150996053Haha loser doesn’t even have a team
>>150996065Have fun with my family and friends
>>150996052nice try trb
>>150996065say your prayers and eat your gefilte fish
>>150996077How can he be a loser if he doesn't have a team that ever plays?
>>150996092Better to have had a team and lost than to have never had a team at all
>mfw I am literally several different people in this thread at the same time evenI am a menace, and something must be done>we are at THEOCON 4, Mr President... press any key to continue...
don't care
>he's so retarded he thinks he's winninggrim
>>150995676Let it die already
Is Marner playing tonight? Haven’t seen him at all
>>150996202>he posted, while literally doing the exact same thing
>>150996080We love our Bill!>but not as much as our Gary!
>>150996202you are?
Is this the new thread?
>>150996172>mfw I am literally raped by budFTFY tubby
>>150996231It’s a school night wtf is wrong with Nevadatards
>wide-open lane to the net?>good shooting angle?>plenty of time?>...>better pass ithey copey which team am I
>>150996254Four-day school week, Fridays are off days
shit bit. if he died tomorrow we wouldn't remember him anyway
>>150996172so you acknowledge you're the raped bitch of the Chilly Easter or 2022
>>150996259Team homo
>>150996268Oh shit that’s cool
what an absolute slurper
>>150996254edjoocayshun is a socialist and woke propaganda>we don't need no thought control
>>150996259team worked by copey
>>150996279I know, me and my Ma and bunch of family were talking about old school days and fantasizing about a four-day week must be nice
>>150996312he literally feels no shame that is why he likes sean higgins so much
>>150996231Lmao where is Kermit?
>>150996359Will Gunther get a pre-season Hatty???
I like sean Higgins because he killed John gaudreau who left my team because he couldn't tell his cunt wife to fuck off
HELLO
Is there anybody in there?
that was the worst part about the flames cucking out about johnnys death. now it sends a firm message to dustin wolf that even if he demands a trade he will still be their hero.
Why the fuck are all my kitties getting injured? /hoc/ is rigged as fuck. We just started.
>most dangerous lead
>>150996478I heard Barkov tore his acl
>>150996478Zito forgot to call of the assassinations after Gary changed the rules for playoff cap hits.
the raped bitch thing is one thing but crying to jannies is different
cope >our knights would've won these three preseason games if the other goalies weren't standing on their heads
>>150996551How do you know someone was crying to Jannies unless you’re one of them?
>>150996581holy fucking retard
>>150996312maybe you should just not be a fag?Maybe talk about hockey instead
jack scored off of a nice pass from mitch :)
Thank God it's friday :)
uh-oh...
>>150996597this nigga simpin
>>150996625>Jordan John Kudluk Tootoo MSMwhat the fuck does msm stand for
>>150996622because it's trb trying to gloat after having run to the janniessounds like trolling outside of /b/ to me
Cassidy and McCrimmon breathing a sigh of relief
how is that hothead retard gerard gallant doing in china*
>>150996692I think that team plays in Russia now
get this hothead psycho Smith out of my league
russia would've dogwalked canada in 4 naysh but gary is more obedient to the tribe than he is to the almighty dollar. respect
>>150996561cope the knights are bad
remember when canada tied a series in the allstar tournament and haven't shut up about it since even though they haven't won the highest level men's professional hockey tournament in over 30 years??
>>150996741based fucken jack just scored bc you said that tranny KWAB
clubbies bros, not like this...
>>150996650postnominals are for honors, degrees etc.
I miss vhs tapes and incandescent lighting. I am not afraid to say it.
>>150996650main stream media
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACOOOOOOOOOS
bud achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022mitch achieved total victory over trb on 06/15/2025
Uh oh, Eichel and Marner are good
>>150996746
>>150996774illegal in the state of florida, send this sodomite straight to supermax
>>150996769I got free lunch tomorrow, based
>>150996772Wyatt Johnston had a 4 point night but yeah combined they’re almost as good I suppose
>>150996793who
>>150996793How's your Captain's lung there Dylan?
nice to have hockey on again, even though it's still presasonIt's nice to watch before bed
>>150996810agreed bro and to shitpost with the boys
dylan wontbg woncopey lostbud lost and got ignored by noel
>>150996803Cope>>150996806Spontaneous Pneumo is one of those things that sounds more serious than it is
>>150996826
>>150996830>you're due to win this year Yes I’m aware and I’m glad you agree
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED KINO ENDING fuck you guys jack is elite
AND UTAH LOSES AGAIN
>>150996823schizo much?
oh based the bald girl is still there. she preggo too.
>>150996847FUCK YOU COPEY!!! REEEEEEEEEEEE
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
>>150996866don't be mad bro it's just preseason!
>>150996823>copey lostspoke too soon there, faggola
if im taking 5-6 marners a day do i need to see a doctor?
I for one am happy for Copey that his team finally managed to win a preseason game even if it was only against the mammoth
this was the motivation marner needed to stop choking games in the first round of the playoffs. a 1 point night against the mammoths in the preseason. copey won.
lmao mammies suck
>copey's knights needed refpuck to when a preseason game against the mammothseason outlook is looking grim...
>>150996885>>150996899>>150996877thanks bro's
>>150996770and the /hoc/ schizo sperged out on 9/25/25 again
Lets be honest.This is how it should have and could have gone.
>>150996930>6 goal 3rd periodDon't remember this kino.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYdcn53zHRs
>>150996930rip in piss yotes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSZyrImrMBw
>>150996930dream big
the copey and trb alliance makes me sick. why would anyone want to be best friends with a staunch sean higgins supporter?
>>150996983they aren't friends at all you absolute fucking retard
>>150996994based delusional lorelet
>>150997004>he's calling lore and doesn't know about broshipnever post here again
>well basically samir stumbles in and argues with himself every fucking night
>>150997011that makes it even more disgusting. betraying a broship of 5+ years for your bro's mortal enemy should be punishable by death
>>150997011based
>>150996994Wait.. how does he know this?...
>>150997019good post
why did he abandon the kongs the year?
Rags B-team lost against Islanders C-team and Laffs C-team won against Canadiens B-team.
>>150997067Oilers A-team lost to the kraken C-team. Preseason can be funny.
>>150997067Won is an understatement the habbies got kwab'd
>>150997076LMAO
>>150996625How was he such an effective agitator, did he make his opponents admit they were playing on his stolen ice?
>>150997084can it retard you sound like sunbelt
>>150997084stop costing us house points weasley
>>150997089Can it retard you sound like you haven’t won a cup in a few decades
A Flamiac is a Flames maniac
>Dobson had two shot attempts and a giveaway in 15:16 of ice time before his departure$9.5aav for 8 more years
>>150997110source?
>>150997121Gary Bettman
>>150997119KWAB
>AHLers and 4th liners dropped 7 on Montenbum behind the Habs almost full NHL rosterStarting to get nervous about team Canada and the olympics. Can Shittington pull another miracle?
30 goal rempe
boys I'm honestly not doing that well lately. and my mammoth fucking suck.
A Garyiac is a Gary maniac
>>150997141i couldn't watch the game but what the fuck even happened? the disappointment never ends
Captain Sneed
Dropping a rancid marner
I gotta tell ya boys, I'm doing great lately. And my Starsies are undefeated
>>150997157Never should've traded away Kesselring.
The Millennium Falcon made the Kesselring in less than twelve parsecs
just realized how much berlusconi looked like gary
>>150997194He's beautiful :)
>>150997194You need to get your eyes checked. And go to a doctor to see if you have type 2 diabetes. That can blurry your sight.
gary be built like a lv 8 hobbit rogue
there's one team that's due for an atrocious season...
Sons of /hoc/! Of Gary! My brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of /hoc/ fails, when we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of /hoc/ comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, /hoc/ of /sp/!
>>150997181mitch is on pace to score 160 points
if I was on that titanic sub it wouldn't of gone down like it did
>>150997302The Titanic wasn't a sub anon
>>150997302>4"x4" window>navigated by a logitech knockoff sega genesis controllerthat shit is so silly.
>>150997307
ep 40 elias pettersson
just took a streaky pettersson myself
>>150997328Looks like an album cover for some Stockholm indie artist
>>150997386yeah some nucks players did a promotional photoshoot with l'oreal shampoo and they did added a bunch of weird blur effects
and
hold me down I have to take a three pound marner
>>150997152from your lips to god’s ears
I dont like this timeline
playing diablo only in torment 3 rn kwab
>>150997483You should try out PoE or PoE2 fren. I like them a lot more
>>150997483Shenmue is super comfy. The game takes place in december so when the calender hit decemver 15th the entire town was filled with christmas decorations and music.
>>150997495My PC sucks so I mainly play on xbox. POE 1 controller controls are dogshit unfortunately. I played POE2 when it dropped but it was shit and I heard that the "buffs" they recently released were bullshit because they did equal nerfs. I'll play it again someday.>>150997497Based
Just consulted the /hoc/ stenographer and she said no one asked
this absolute dweeb ex coworker of mine is going to stenographer school
>>150997497comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>150997509Yeah PoE1 would suck on controller. PoE2 is great on controller though. I play on PC, but I use my controller most of the time and its way comfier. Don't listen to people on the balance of the game. PoE has a big reddit community that bitches about everything .I always play SSF and make my own builds and the game is still pretty easy
someday i hope to get a job at the stenotype factory
habs sisters, bud is laughing at us again... we lost... he 1...
>>150997536Hmm... Well I played a sorcerer or whatever on launch and the only thing you could do is spam firewall and shoot electricity through it, it was lame. Maybe I'll try it again soon
Why won't Gary rig it for my wings
Ramses was just trying to grow the game in the sunbelt region until Gary's people chimped out
>>150995666
>>150997573if their god is so powerful howcome he had to sneak kill the boys when they were asleep and why was it ok for god to indiscriminately slaughter people at the end even though ramses got chastised for it at the beginning of the film? I'm talking to the intern by the way. make sure Gary Bettman sees this
Do you guys actually dislike Gary or is it a meme? My employer wants to know
jim cornette not feeling the green bastards appearance at all out
>>150997611gary rules he gave my city a team and then they earned a cup in six years KWAB are teams like ottawa, st. paul, columbus, san jose, vancouver, buffalo, winnipeg, phoenix, and nashville stupid?
don't ask questionsconsume plague then get excited for next plague
>>150997617
we don't consume here
wordle in 4 and perfect connections yesterday. will not do todays until the morning
i'll have to remember to not ask
>>150997631OK thanks, I'll let Gar... I mean my employer know that everyone loves him. Also, have you guys seen the deals available on the NHL shop? They're almost giving the jerseys away!
Gary is altogether evil
kek moses was primarily an anti-union narrative created by joseph smith in 1827. zero chance gary would endorse it
gary lied.people died
>>150997119but i was told
i look forward to stephen seething about dobson all season
Gary is controlled by his local goblin union
>>150997754A team willingly gave him almost 10m a year
>>150997766you spend 10m a year on JVOEL merch kwab
>>150997774So you just implied bud made 10M great job retard
>>150997766there is no required IQ test to become an NHL gm
and youre parading around the thread declaring him and the contract a bust after a single exhibition game this will be the first and last time I acknowledge your retarded pea brain take on the subject.
>>150997642todays wordle is shifttodays connections are:black, brown, polar, sunbeat, whisk, whip, creamdim, faint, pale, lightblonde, rice, pool, word
>>150997783Montreal spent almost 10M on a dude who's career best season had more secondary assists than primary assists and can't run a power play
If I was a gm I would give the biggest contracts to the biggest retards and I would freak the fuck out if someone tried to question my logic
>>150997780don't care you're still broke from simping for a virtual sock puppet kwab
phil kessel is not clearing 90 IQ I assure you
>>150997793bro i did not keep reading after the spoiler that is gay behavior
>>150997800>virtual sock puppetbro when you first said this years ago i popped big time and it' s still funny
don't get me started on utah
>>150997480>Daniel Day-Lewis inRags of New York
>>150997921pootah got brutalized by jack and mitch KWAB
My wife went to utah once. Her son has ten fathers!
/hoc/ utah and Mitch Marner on that thang
>>150997542He’s not good; this trade will go down as one of the worst all time due to contract and what the isles got in return (heineman, aitcheson and eklund)
>>150997985I'd rather see femboys with cute bulges clean the ice between whistles than these hags
Vegas is a toilet team for scat lovers
>>150998040we don't project here bro
>>150998050>nouexactly what a scat lover would say
based fucken jerry
>>150998177>vegas is miles ahead of toronto in everythingthen why go after marner
>>150998197hello seething tranny, i'll let jerry answer that for you
>>150998202>lets another man speak for himbeta behaviour
>>150998197They're building the ultimate shit and piss team
>>150998205jerry rules cope 1993 kwab and no milly
I just farted and it smelled like Marner.
Hello Gary. Tell them to play Velcro Fly at the hockey gameshttps://youtu.be/F89McWFENTs?si=P-a0c77ekoZZ-5qE
Just dropped a wide fibrous marner that made me moan and groan and almost scream in exertion to push it from my bussyI was like “uhhhhhhhhhhh aahhhhhhhhhhhh ARRRRREGGHHHHHGG EH EH EH EH EH”
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
>>150995769the merengue
>Golden Knights revoke reporter's credentials for asking Carter Hart questionsAre marner questions ok?
>Hurricanes Fans Threaten to Cancel Tickets if Hart or McLeod Signed
>>150999161good for them. they know the hockey media doesn't want those guys back in the league.
>>150999161They don’t want their player to answer a potentially contentious question about the team. Vegas as an org can take the heat for signing hart but they don’t want it to fall on individual players. Seems like an over reaction but it’s justified to protect their players. I’m sure someone will call him a misogynist/rapist for saying they’d embrace Hart if he joined the team
>>150999221they did the same with deangelo and look how that aged
>>150999244>good for themI'm sorry?
>>150999408the knights pr teamthey were right to give lazarus the HEAVE HO
Good morning Canes Nation
WYNA LIU I HATE YOU
>barkov AAAAAAAGAGGAAGGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGAHAHHAAHAHAAGGAGAHAHHAGAHAHHAAGGAGAHAGAGAHAGHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAGAGGAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAGAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHGAGAGAGGAHAHAHGAGAGGSHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHaaaaaaAAAaaaaaaAaaHhahahHHHahahahhHHhHahhahahhHHhHhhHhahahhahahHhHahhagagahsg
>>150999161>>150999221>>150999244>found innocent>still persona non gratathis is some clown world shit
>>150999722they'll be celebrating on reddit if one of these guys gets hurt.
>>150999722just a reminder, y'all that not guilty does NOT mean innocent
>>150999778true
>>1509997784 colour sweaters are trash
say my name
>>150999814We call it that here
>>150999703He tore his ACL didn’t he?
Time to Marner on company time
>>150999835black and white aren't colours
>>150999856and yet racism persists in modern society
>>150999869if you really think about it, racism is a liberal idea. impossible without the enlightenment.
>>150999886Racism is just a social construct and thus not real
>>150999908we tried survival of the fittest and the racists lost
>>150999908tell that to linneaus
flags were and always have been a mistake>>150999999
>>150999998lmao nice work retard
>>150999998/hoc/ is washed up
>>150999998Imogen Poots middle name is Gay. Imogen Gay Poots
>>150999998If I had your flag I would agree
sorry ive been away for a couple of days. i fell into twitter ragebait
Come some teams get 7 preseason games and others only get 6?
Now that Benn will be out I hope Hryckowian gets a shot in the lineup he’s been doing very well.
>Flyers still have no GoaliesThis is going to be a LONG fucking season
today I will remind them>1993
kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhEZz6MNuR4
>>151000152You shouldn't question Gary anon
>>151000214bro who needs goalies when you have michkov
>>151000184>HryckowianStill trying to figure out how the fuck it’s pronounced Ritz-cove-ian.
>>151000270that's pretty close. there's also like soft "huh" at the start but without the -uh in place of H and the W you pronounce like you pronounce the "v" in Barkov
THE GREAT RETURN
>>151000398based!
>>151000216>1993 :3
What’s the point of wearing compression shorts under a jockstrap?
>>151000398Based
>>151000494allows the compression shorts to work properly. you have no idea how weak your thighs and hamstrings feel when you are not wearing the proper equipment
>>151000509I workout solely in compression shorts. Might try a jockstrap desu
>>151000478>and then i said >this year im giving you a cup!!>hahahahahahaha stupid goyim actually believed me!
>>151000494that's a man's chest, i'll tell ya
>>151000269>still doing his folder gimmick after being humiliated by lane hutsonhow did you not crawl under a rock?
>it was 3-0
I don't feel so good about our kitties 3 peat anymore
>>151000627They’re still the clear favorites
The Flames dynasty feels inevitable
>>151000590Because he doesn’t shave?
>>151000653For me its the flames youtuber with the massive double chin its admirable
>>151000668you shave your chest?
>>151000534>Might try a jockstrap desuI do use a Jockey strap when skating. I have huge balls, and it makes the strain on my groin WAAAY less. I look like a have a full codpiece but fuck that I had a grade 1 groin sprain once and that shit will never happen again.I know how hard it is to drive with a groin sprain I cannot imagine how much it hurts with a pulled (grade 2-3) or torn groin
>>151000695No but I should
Yo, what the fuck happened to Barkov? I JUST now read about a training camp injury?
>>151000760>JUSTit only happened yesterday.
>>151000719I have the same problem and might start wearing one when squatting
>>151000760I didn't know about it until your post
>>151000760He fell down and broke his ACL, season over
>>151000653Maybe on a playstation 2
>>151000760Gave 110% at preseason practice
the bud 1 thread is thriving
>Canadiens say defenseman David Reinbacher will be out for a month with a broken finger.
>>151000893BUSTUST
florida panthers desu
>>151000826no way, serious or are you just guessing?
>>151000913Time is over desu
>>151000921guesstimating.
>>151000826https://x.com/AndySlater/status/1971597897809776893It's real
>Going to know more in the next 24-48 hours, but Panthers are bracing for the possibility their captain, Aleksander Barkov, could be lost for the season. >Would be brutal, no one wants to see that…but, unfortunately, was a bad injury.Creefaggot posts once and his captain and best player is out for the season. that is real karma.
>>151000941Fug :DDDDD
>florida falling apart Its the leafs year
>Turns Barkov into one of the faces of the league>Dies in the preseasonGary's gonna FREAK
as long as he's back for february
>>151000954Another case of LTIR abuseSad
>>151000980Poor Gary. He's the real victim in this :(
>>151001003no, this is the toll that you pay when you constantly play and get little time off.
>>151001019Someone should send a fruit basket to his office
>>151000941damn that sucks
>Worried about Gary I'm sure a asset that valuable was insured
Just drank a watermelon Red Bull
>>151001142Based for me it’s peach
>>151001151Fruitpilled peachcels OUT
I like the plain ol' zero sugar red bull
>>151000982>memelympics
if you're bored you can always post on the bud 1 thread
>barkov HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
>>151001388bit rude
i feel bad for finnbros
>>151001471we love Optimus Reim here
Who cares about Barkov? Reinbacher is hurt again.
Our Sennies :)
we're so heckin back, millennialbros!
>>151001505the post that saved /hoc/
>>151001509My heritage is Shark-American
>>151001550are you a trans shark or a cis shark?
bitch ass hammerhead tranny niggas
>>151001433Barkov is russian
>>151001531all in a days work
Yeah I’m thinking it’s over for cat bros
>>151000000
>>151001584please consider posting in the bud1 thread>>150967703
>>151001584it takes a lot of effort to be that shit
>>151001627suck shit samir
>barkov possibly kill for olympics
>>151001649Finland wasn’t going to win anyways
>>151001707Just like my islanders
>>151001649Russia is banned anyways
>>151001649>possiblylol
The @MapleLeafs have signed G James Reimer to a Professional Tryout (PTO).
At least Barkov got two cups before it happened you know. It sucks but it’s not the end of the world for Florida
>>151001649rip
the ecf this year is >laffs/randies
>>151001638We call those marners here
>>151001820not anymore they're Nicky Roys now
>>151001874Maybe on planet wrestlefag retard
>>151001893E-God board tranny
>>151001605>le unhappy triad
>Zeev
Time for the panthers to trade for malkin
>>151001969First thing I noticed from watching Buium is he looks like he's afraid to shoot, a trait I do not normally associate with Israelis
It’s fat bear week if you haven’t voted already btw.
>>151002065for me every week is fat bear week, I'm a subscriber to Growlr
Wow I’ll eat a slice of humble pie and give credit to Vegas for this one.
>>151002120he was literally trying to stir up shit. asking a player to what? give opinions on a trial verdict?
>>151002120Why does Lazarus think thats the right thing to ask>"erm this player you signed might've raped* a woman in 2018, how does that make the locker room feel?">*player dazes off and gives him a stink eye*
Matheson-Dobson is like fully loading a revolver then playing russian roulette
>>151002278It's not Russian Roulette anymore if the revolver is fully loaded bud. You won't become a sports writer with such poor analogies.
>>151002311...thats the fucking joke you moron
>>151002334you should consider posting on the bud1 thread >>150967703
>>151002334i'm sorry your parents deprived you of comedy as a child.
I would tell all journos to fuck off and stay away from my team if I was a coach
>>151002351im sorry you were born canadian
should i buy a patagonia synchilla or an arcteryx cardigan
>>151002377What
>>151002377Dustin Wolf Flames jersey
>>151002365I'm sorry Noel didn't notice your room
Fleury plays tomorrow
CUT MY DORM INTO PIECESTHIS IS MY LAST KART RACE
>>151002387poor boy>>151002391i already have a cum rag
The Olympics is basically a north american tournament
June 2025: "lol islanders are so stupid, they traded a Norris winner, they should've never done that, we're gonna win the cup now!"September 2025: "Habs media already complaining about Noah Dobson's compete level, lack of grit, lack of intensity and defensive liabilities.""Pierre McGuire on The Sick Podcast with Marinaro talking Noah Dobson: "Now you understand why Lou Lamoriello refused to go down the path of over $8M AAV, now you know"
Liiga!
>>151002447This
>>151002450People like to make fun of Pierre McGuire but he's got a great hockey mind.
Does anyone have the play where Barkov was injured?
>>151002450The Habs media are just a bunch of retards and don’t like French people
>>151001649 if barkov is injured for olympics, im going to kill myself for real this time
>>151002502Does this seriously effect thier chances at bronze?
>>151002480post the gif of Pierre skating away from that woman
best performances in preseason
>>151002511golden generation was on track to win the medal fo the golden variety to signify the peak of golden generaiton
>>151002451Current standings.KalPa are defending champions, having won their first ever title last season, against SaiPa in a rare east-Finland final series. Pelicans avoided relegation last season by defeating Mestis champion Jokerit 4-games-to-1.What does /sp/ expect? Have we all been following?
>>151002450One of the biggest reasons Canadian teams can never win the cup is that fans can't into good defensemen. They love shitters like Ben Chiarot and run off players like Forsling
>>151002529Retard
>>151002480He was one of the commentators for the ECAC finals and he knew who all the players were and was able to do some analysis on them. Of course he creeped the other commentator out with his weird comments
>>151002529Can't wait for home boy Scotty to turn invisible
>>151002536no one cares about this clownshowRoKi will win the mestis
>>151002502It's no less than the entire nation of Finland deserves
>>151002536They're never going to top the kino levels of last season's east finland bowl.
>>151002536My Jyppies :)
drinking heavy cream straight from the cartonlets go oilersn
>>151002530Don't worry this is just as on track as ever
bulju is leading the assist statistic leaderboards in the swiss league
>>151002536wtf is wrong with Ilves?
>>151002608was there something right with ilves at some point? theyve been shit since the 60s
just made an appointment to end kitties pain bro's he's 15 and has stomach cancer this is the saddest I've ever been
>>151002606BUSTUST
>>151002608Ilves
>>151002550Jokerit won't crush everyone in Mestis like last season?
>>151002619f
>>151002608Bad goaltending, bad PP and unironically bad luck. Tonight they outshot Ässät 79-21, but lost 2-3.
>>151002626yeah but thats unfair. its like juventus in serie C
>>151002619Say hi to Barkov when you go.
>>151002619
>>151002560Satakunta Bowl.
>>151002631>Tonight they outshot Ässät 79-21, but lost 2-3.WTF, it's real. (highlights still aren't up)
>>151002619I’m sorry fren You gave kitty the best life possible. Kitty loved spending every day with you
>>151002700If you only score 2 goals on 79 shots, you might be a redneck
>>151002761Gotta get pucks on net.
>Sure, lafftards are all delusional faggots but fuck them.
>>151002821
>>151002650Was the Pelicans-Jokerit pro/rel series a fluke, or is Liiga so much better that Jokerit still can't compete with Liiga shitters?
Just bribed one of garys interns to fax me the script:>barkov on ltir>magically recovers just in time for the garyoffs>kitties goes and get mcmeme on the deadline with the promise of a kuppi
>>151002967Not possible with new LTIR rules
>>151002981Gary is working on some stuff. Stay tuned!
>>151002821based james
>>151002967The interns need to step up their game, Åland
>>151002732I can't stop fucking crying
>>151002967VPN off
>>151002967Lies . McD is going to Toronto
>>151003082YOU turn it off
Kitties are going to shut Sasha down for the season including the playoffs and get Crosby
>>151003127Crosby is heading to Colorado
>>151002967Did you not read the addendum Gary just added?>McDavid gets HEEM'd first playoff game and sits out the rest of the tournament
what you absolute retards fail to understand is that Crosby doesn't have to cup chase like Ray Borque
>>151003127Malkin >>151003140Retard
>>151003192why did messier change teams then?
>>151003222bald
>>151003222Money.
>>151003222being bald and needing money
>>151003222evil coach mike keenan
>>151003222Messier is gay and wanted gay cities.
>>151003192True, but I doubt he wants to the spend the last 5 years of his career on a lottery team
welcome to the florida panthers
>>151003293I thought he retired
The avs window has been closed for two years now why would Crosby go there
>>151003127>>151003140Crosby is staying to rot away with Pittsburgh
>>151002502You might as well start now then because if it is an ACL injury he'll be gone for 9 months.
The Red Wings are undefeated this season. For you youngsters, this means >your team is subject to rape. Im sorry, but rape is your lot. You show up, >your team shows up, and everybody gets raped. After all this rape, Wings win the Cup. It's the natural order of things. Ask your dad, he'll tell you.
>gary closed the LTIR loophole right when Florida is injury fuckedlol
The most anti-semitic thread of all time?https://forums.hfboards.com/threads/edmonton-oilers-katz-stealing-from-the-community.3012894/
the redwings poster is probably the biggest fag here. constantly seething and then wonders why everyone calls him a fag.
>>151003386but I thought gary was rigging the league for the sunbelt wtf
>>151003386Barkov actually was injured last month and has been faking good health until they could pass the rule change then stage a injury at a closed doors practice camp
>>151003399i reported it
>>151003356Ackshully, it's probably the unhappy triad, meniscus, MCL and ACL, judging by the vidya. Still the same recovery time
okay now this is kino
>>151003424Good job! You will go far in this life.
>>151003315So he can make playoffs with MacKinnon
>>151003435the gigantic logos or the awful look?
>>151003451Who cares about the playoffs unless you win the cup
>>151003399This is why if you want to donate to charity try to give the money as directly as you can . Also give the cashier at the grocery store a mean look when they ask if you want to round up to support the Weston family's vanity
>>151003475Crosby isn’t sniffing one anytime soon
>>151003475The annual 15 coping losers
>>151003455#29
>>151003481Just like my islanders
>>151003484looking into the actual context, and not just bitching about fanatics, it's absolutely kino.
Crosby is content with gold in his near future
>>151003505>>151003505>>151003505New
new>>151003514>>151003514
>>151003404> t. perpetually cupless and raped
holy christ, you retards
>another /hoc/ schism We will never know peace
I'll make a proper one
>>151003399LOL
