>>151003505Why did you photoshop their noses?
I would like to participate in this thread instead, but you failed to link the previous thread.
>>151003535I’ll make sure to include that moving forward
>>151003547please do, its pretty basic etiquette
Previously>>150995634>>150995634>>150995634Why complain when you can fix?
>>151003554On the last episode of /hoc/……>>150995634
the /hoc/ hivemind is really showing itself lately
/playoffsbound/
>>151003578If this is what a hivemind looks like I'd hate to see these people with free expression
#BELIEVEALLWOMENLIE
I just watched KooKoo - Kärpät on tv and there was a hot cheerleader doing a sexy dance.Fuck I would of wanted to make a webm out of that one but I cant find the recording of that match anywhere
>>151003627deep ...
>>151003645Didn't he have sex with a naked girl in his hotel room.. absolutely DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR!!
So true
>>151003666Which team was she supporting?
https://nypost.com/2025/09/25/us-news/canadian-dad-killed-in-drive-by-shooting-during-us-golf-trip-a-month-after-first-child-born/Weird story, the Canadian guy who got shot in Wisconsin played in the OHL a while ago. There really isn't that much gun crime against strangers in random small towns like that,
>>151003716>Giovanni
>>151003716What's weird about a random civilian getting shot in america
>>151003741Bottom looks like it was made by Hasbro
will kapritsov fuck off from minnesota
>>151003505Another day another multiple threads made
>>151003765this is the only thread
>>151003760I don't know
>>151003714I think she was supporting Oulun Kärpät (The Martens of Oulu)
>>151003765We need to start deciding who will make threads on the /hoc/ #irc
>>151003765/hoc/ is having a terrible training camp
>>151003716FAFO, leafs.
>>151003747The greentext usually starts with >be american
>cares about NHL when there is Finland's Liiga
>>151003800/hoc/ took a page from Lehner
>>151003765Oh noooo your whole day must be ruined now anon.. don't cry too hard about it
>>151003883Retard
>>151003863I am surrounded by expensive snakes
We don't post about our sex toys here
>>151004023what about sexy boys that pose for girly magazines
>first team skate of the season after the vets were given the first week off, 20 minutes in>fall down with no contact on a nothing play, knee explodes>wheeled straight to surgery the next day, season over>PoMo to reporters: "there is no next man up"
>>151004059>girly magazinese-sisters, our guy is disqualified...
>>151004074are you suggesting it was a gay magazine
>>151004069The ice is extra hard in Florida
>>151004069That's what he gets for using roids
>>151004090'd 'o
>>151003861Let's talk about Liiga then!
>>151003700How dare he fuck a woman masturbating in front of him while calling him a pussy for not fucking her. The audacity.
>>151004102*screws you in Montreal*
>>151004090But it had benching tips
Wrestlefags OUT
>>151004145is that gay?
The NY Rangers are a superstar 1C away from winning a Stanley. That's the final piece to the puzzle.
>>151004191They should look into Mathews
more like bret "the shitman" fart lol
>>151004191The same rags that have already blown a 3 goal 3rd period lead to boston and then a 2 goal 3rd period lead to the islanders?
>>151004168There’s nothing gay about wanting to bench 3pl8
i did this a couple of years ago
>>151004234cute
>>151004234Please make more this year :3
>>151004234why do they look so sad?
>>151004261>flyers and habs a couple years agojust pups who knew the role
it's E-God
>>151004103I sometimes spot Liiga players in the store doing groceries and I just walk up to them and talk to them about random shit.
>>151004103but my city doesn't have a team
>>151004427fugg aren't finns super socially reserved?
Barkov will miraculously* be skating by Christmas and ready for the Olympics
>>151004427That’s cool
>>151004427What do Liiga lifers smell like ?
>rapey and for this reason I'm out
>>151004688No one cares, Mitch, stfu
>>151004496What’s life like in the Finnish countryside?
>>151004603Good. Milan should be kino
>>151004698thoughts on the crushing defeats you suffered at the hands of bud on 04/17/2022 and mitch on 06/15/2025?
The same way Vancouver has always welcomed Swedish players — from Gradin to Sedin, from Edler to Eldebrink — the Finns have always found a home in Edmonton.Perhaps it is because Vancouver bears a resemblance to Stockholm, two picturesque, major international cities situated on the seaside, while Northern Alberta reminds more of the Finnish Lapland — minus the saunas. It gets dark and cold in Helsinki in the wintertime, and the Finnish capital shares a spot among the Top 3 northernmost major cities in the world with — you guessed it — Edmonton.
Ashley Bulldoggoes dropping right nah>get fucked, Syracuse
>>151004783>get fuckedreminds me of what happened to you on the chilly easter evening of 2022
>>151004773>The same way Vancouver has always welcomed Swedish playersNo team has ever bent over backwards so much for one player. And there have been zero (0) results so far from babying the swedes.
>>151004773>— minus the saunas.why so few saunas, Edmonton?
>>151004213You take preseason seriously? Teams are playing guys to take a look at them who are going to eventually get cut or demoted. Teams are working on line combos and schemes. You'd think a Canadian would know better. No wonder Canada hasn't won a cup in decades and no one seems to care.
>>151004753Woah who would have guessed look who it is >>151004688You are who are you
>>151004773Wait this was from a real sportswriter that I've heard of? I was 100% sure it was AI
>>151004801every raggot that posts here is stupid as fuck. i know more about their own team than they do.
>>151004822and there is that famous Canadian insecurity
>>151004496Mestis, then!- Will Jokerit win the title again? (and was last years pro/rel series a fluke?)- Why did Jokipojat change their name to Kiekko-Pojat?- Will integration with Liiga continue? Is it making a difference for supporter?
for a few moments, bud increased trb's mobility tenfold
>>151004839
>>151004716It's alright>>151004839They play in suomi-sarja (tier below mestis)
Waging is over :DDDDD
>>151004919good.
>>151004919
>mfw the raped bitch responds to the name rapeyhow raped and mindbroken can one bitch be
>>151004884Suomi-Sarja thread, then!(I'm afraid you will need to lead the discussion)
>>151004960It's talking to itself again
My kitty caught a chipmunk and is currently crunching its brittle bones Whole thing reminded me of Barkov
>Åland will never be part of a Liiga discussionsad
>scoreless draws
The boys on Overdrive are thinking Florida might not even make the playoffs.
>>151005051They are still a 2nd round exit even without him
>>151005051They’re stupid. Florida remains the favorite
may 6, 2025 - the day trb bubbled so hard that he wrote bud1 on an exposed stud and admitted to being gaynever forget
>he says o-dog is not a daydream three-peater or a homecoming queen
>>151005083buddy not going to lie literally everyone hates you find a new thread or new hobby thanks for your service fucking leave
>>151005073you might be the one that got broken by this with your obsession
>>151005115tl:dr
>>151005147what made you think playoff goals count towards a regular season record?
>>151005127Everyone involved and also probably you does not exist and are just schizophrenic expressions of a mentally ill anon with VPN access.
TSN Top 10 players list.
>he said I probably don't exist, and now I'm pondering his existential nature as well
fuck how the retarded crippled raped bitch thinks it's the main character again I'm fucking out
>>151005163The finns are real
>>151005163>>151005173DSM-6 cucks
>>151005186We all know it's just you posting about yourself for attention. Drop the gimmick already.
F L A M E SLAMES
>>151005222
>>151005222R U L EULE
>>151005222That is not a proper analysis of Canucks fans.
>collage tv production students what period is it, 'Cuse TV??
>>151005237the one in the C would bully me you can tell
>>151005257That's why she's the captain.
>>151005222Me on the left
>>151005266kneel
>rags
>>151005222But I love matcha
>>151005334I hear it tastes like grass, and now I care even less about people who bitch about IPA drinkers Some people just enjoy bitter drinks; how else do you explain coffee?
Your 8 time and defending national champions are dropping the puck in 1 minute
>>151005172Canada hockey really fell off
>>151005237They all fuck white men
only shit teams today desu
>the collage city of Syracuse University
>>151005172How Connor number 1 with no Stanley Cup??
>>151005388>3 out of top 5 instead of 5 out of top 5 Too true
>>151005406Toronto media is endlessly praising McDavid in the hope that he signs with the laffs.
wordle in 5 two chances left in connections remember last night when that fag tried to spoil them what a gigafaggot
>>151005369>>151005409
>>151005414There's nothing funny about this, but I still laughed
>>151005414And its going to work too
>>151005222Is Vancouver really that bad?
>>151005382Same as Vancouver's official roster
The Wings are on. It is time for you to shut the FUCK up.
>>151005460
>>151005470Go Kraken!!
>>151005414The people who run Roger’s Communications and Bell Media figured out what Jerry Jones realized, that you make more money getting people to watch other people talk about winning rather than actually winning.
>>151005480fuck off nerd
>>151005493Wow rude :(
>>151005476Welcome, newfriend
>>151005527What the hell is that team? They're probably shit for trusting the Yzerplan
>Verhaeghe - Bennett - Reinhart>Luostarinen - Lundell - Marchand>Boqvist - Rodrigues - Samoskevich>Greer - Kunin - Gadjovich
>pretending to be retarded
archival flames photo
>>151005556trb doesn't have to pretend
Kitty bros...
>>151005577course not we just know you are
>>151005581It’s over
>>151005581congrats swedes on your bronze medal
>>151005359SCAAAAAAAAR1-0 Wisconsin
>>151005460Yzerplan status?
>>151005581Sydney Crosby come on down to Florida!
>>1510055812nd round of the playoffs, you say?
Miftakhov is do fucking bad holy shitit's like he's new to hockeyhe has no idea what's going on out there
>he read "shut the FUCK up" and decided to ask "Why?" like a retard
>>151005581>>151005610MUH GALDEN GUAL
>>151005623I’m sure there’s some of Ekblad’s old prescription bottles lying around the training room to make this happen
>>151005581>7 to 9 months >October 1>November 2>December 3>January 4>February 5>March 6>April 7Hes back for the ploffs
>>151005695That could go either way, with limited rehab time for practice
>>151005664Some of his current ones too
>>151005598>Jesse... it's Team Finland. We need you.
Man, think how cool it's going to be when Barkov lifts that cup again for the third time in a row after going through so much this season.
>>151005598Finland always perfom best when they're the underdog.
>>151005790>after sitting on his ass all season [feex]
'USK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>151005756Hell cut corners if possible since this will be his last chance at a cup surley
Just drank some water
>>151005916I'm drinking some cold beer on this friday night
>>151005947It's been a long week, you've earned it!
>>151005960Don't patronize me ever again or else
>>151005947https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6QUsx68DCA
Gibson looking good. Should make the nightly rapes easier.
>>151005960Thanks :)
Does anybody really give a single shit about preseason
>>151006047I do
>>151006094retard
>>151006047No and they should be played in other locations >portland>hartford >houston >jacksonville
>>151006047It's fun in the moment. Especially since most preseason games are against nearby rivals. Also nice to see young kids beating each other up for a glimmer of a chance to make the team.
>he said his pussy is sore and he doesn't want to want ice hockey because he's exhausted from being the biggest little bitch on /hoc/
>>151005359SCAAAAAAAAR2-0 Wisconsin
>>151006047Yeah, but it's mostly AHL guys so sorta meh on it.
>the city of Detroit
>>151006148the AHL guys are fine, usually it's the guys with safe NHL jobs playing like shit and putting in zero effort (not that I blame them, they're just getting ready to play 82 games)
which shit team are we watching right now?
>he says he's never watched a minor league game cause he only likes "good hockey"
>>151006197It's not looking good for the Stampeders
>>151006197>rags
is this the game fleury (gay retarded french faggot) is playing in?
>>151006197Me? What team am I watching? Well if you asked me what team I was watching, I’d say that well, the team I’m watching is the Carolina Hurricanes and Tampa Bay lightning.
>>151006197I watched the Huskies of Connecticut lose to the Huskies of St. Cloud State
>>151006247Eat Rock Candy
>>151005359SCAAAAAAAAAR4-1 Wisconsin
>the city of Guelph sheesh
Sex with Gary.
>>151006288>Sexy Gary Bruce Bettman he has to beeat them off with a hockey stick
Gary is smooth down there like a Ken doll
>>151005359SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR5-1 Wisconsin
> Electronic Arts nears roughly $50 billion deal to go private, WSJ reports, Saudis are likely involvedlmfao the sand monkeys will double down on divegrass slop and completely shitcan Madden and NHL cause there's no value to them. If there's someone with a brain in NHL marketing department I hope they ditch EA and cut a deal with 2K Sports.
>>151006262kek reminds me of when a six (6) team league had a team called the rough riders and the roughriders canada is such a retarded place
>>151005359SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR6-1 Wisconsin
>>151006304Gary has Parkinson
>>151006342>doesn't know the difference between rough riders and roughridersretard
>>151006285Vibrant metropolis
>>151006372I don't understand milk in bags and pedo junior coaches.
>>151006393so-so OHL team>Generals already look ploff ready
>>151006341>EA going private I wonder if this will fix or accelerate the circus
>>151005581lol, do something Gary
>>151006341Gary should hire some jap company to make a hockey game. They know how to make good looking games that are fun to play
>>151006431Gary should make a hockey game in the same vein as Blitz The League
>>151006431We need something as customizable as PES so we can have a 4chan Frozen Cup series
Rags play better full strength then on PP
>>151006341God I fucking hope so. NHL 2K was so much better than EAslop.
>>151006341Madden still makes money which is what they really want
>>151006415everyone already knows you don't know on single thing about the sport rapey you aren't a minors or international expert
>>151006491Nhl2k would be jeetslop as well
>>151006415>so-so Stormie's occasionally get BTFO by shit teams like Oshowa but are overall strong
>>1510063429 teams retard
everyone already knows you're a queer and know every single thing about queering off constantly in here fag
rapey was prepared to stake his life on playoff goals counting towards regular season records. never believe anything he says about hockey
ill never bully rapey again if he can name the kraken starting goalie (he can't and won't)
>>151006565Whatever, as long as it's not EAWe're trying to break a trend here
>>151006641
You're a queer and prepared to stake your life on queering off in here every day all day, fag.
>>151006641I choose to believe this was filmed after and not before
Bought some cool 70s mormon books today bros. Mammoth all day long
Fuck MADD
>>151006702he went ot the ER after; he was in no shape to grin at the camera
Still remains unsigned lmao
>>151006716This was debunked
So you say you're a Utah fan? How many wives do you have?
> How many of your children have you disowned?You used to be able to legally do that in Utah
>>151006724Polygamy is illegal in the US. You'd have to ask the Mammoth fans that moved to Mexico.
tyler foli is going to be my sharkies new captain
>>151006756how old were you when you got disowned
>>151006761>federal laws >rural Utah I have serious doubts those laws are followed
>>151006797you realize these people and our government are both so retarded they got a massive patch of land and their descendants have people like rapey
>>151006797I see so many of those retards going around on their bikes and can't believe there's enough women for them
>>151006829>not enough women Isnt that why they disown males?
>>151006720>mcdavid leaves oilers>fails to win cup>has no fans and truly becomes the next marcel dionne
>>151006764My mom left us when I was 6ish. My dad raised us ever since.
>>151006838that, and other reason that are mostly made up for the intended purpose of creating outcasts
>>151006838My knowledge on mormons is based on the book of mormon play, the retards in dress shirts I see on bikes and vice's documentary on mexican mormons so you will have to forgive me that I don't know
>>151006861Don't forget Orgazmo
>>151006842I've noticed that McDavid doesn't really have fans the way that Crosby or Lebron do. He really is unlovable other than his immense hockey talent.
mormons go to Hell kwab
>>151006881>lebron Did he play for the flames?
jets oilers for me
>>151006897No, he is one of the "insiders" for TSN.
'eads
Connor is going to hold a press conference on his decision after this season much to the chagrin of Edmonton.
Worstern conf preseason hockey is a go
>>151006927'aped'itch
knights play the sharks toknight
>>151006929Is... is he taking his talents to South Beach?
>>151007002I'll get the plungers ready
>>151007009You'll have to tune in to find out
>lady collage puck
>>151007042how can you be this age and not spell college right
>>1510070361993
>Barkov fucked for the Olympics uh ohh fin that's some karmic justice hahaha
Good dive They needed this PP
>pretending to be stupid
>>151007047He’s thinking about the chilly Easter evening collage
What a dummy
'EADS!!
You're thinking about queering off, queer.
Nurse is winning the Norris. You heard it from me first
>Patrick Roy pulls Ilya Sorokin with five minutes left in third period and Isles trailing Devs 3-1Kek
>also in this thread>'usk
>>151007136It almost worked
>>151007128is anon hurting your boyfriend's feelings again
Otters d just gave up
>>151007042Damn wat a blowout
aksi, Thet is destroy Petty Laval in ice boxing league
Uh oh, the queer's gettin' bitchy.
>>151007042Massholes real quiet about this one
>>151007064>he thinks I'm pretending
>le type with punctuation underage confirmed opinion discarded
>>151007210it sucks to love ice hockey and live in Mass right now, the Bruins suck, the Eagles are weak, the Terriers are a shadow of their former glory Bad times, maybe Holy Cross will do something>Merrimack? Mass-Lowell? Minutemen? no?... damn
>>151007224based post
>extra ice in Saginaw
>>151006881He has no soul. Hes a robot
Thinking about those 4 nations fights again
half a bong
>>151007341i bet, cuck
>>151007042I can fix her
>>151007356McDavid saved Canada in the final, it was collapsing until that overtime goal.
>>151007356the tkachuk brothers were so cool
>>151007386>it was collapsing until that overtime goal.Just like 2010.
>>151007386>m-mcdavid!!!!it was marner that saved them with that perfect pass buddy
>>151007386>>151007458It was Matthews not knowing how to defend
>>151007386>We were winning until we lost A cope as old as time
>>151007386binnington might have been the silent hero
>>151007481As a fan of the Toronto maple leafs and expert in pattern recognition I can confirm this is what happened at 4 nations last year and also against the Belleville senators earlier this week
Wait, you guise ackshually watch exhibition games?
>>151007624I watch everything, I watch youth and juniors and ladies and minors >I love ice hockey
>>151007565kek
>>151007624If you are a fan of a certain team, why would you not?
>>151007508Yes technically speaking but the most memorable moment was that overtime goal.
>>151007671you don't watch anything, raped retard. you stare at a box score and post when it changes.
>wait, you guise aren't bandwaggon faggots??
>>151007624>exhibition games What are you taking about ?This is the rags post game thread
>>151007624there was a game on the gym tv
Heres your forward line bro
>>151007758>Montreal or Ottowa isnt the most corrupt Flames really hit a new low
Time to crack open a beer on a rainy Friday night and enjoy some /hoc/.
>>151007758They could have illustrated this better with a pie graph
>>151007788cheers fren it rained for the first time in a long time a couple of days ago here
>>151007758CBC never lies.
krak
>>151007788that sounds like a fine idea, friendwhat game you watching?
>>151007780My theory is that since they have no fans, fixed costs that are very similar across all the charities are disproportionately impactful to Calgary
>>151007839no one here is your friend rapey
>>151007839kill yourself already
>>151007818They don't lie they sensationalise >>151007809Retard you would need a pie for each charity
TBG is my friend
>>151007830lotta baby squids on the ice tonight
Cringe bell noise
>>151007840Kek
>Matt Murray is a KrakenInteresting.
>>151007979Don't know much about him other than he won a couple of cups with Pittsburgh. Any worse thab our other back-up?
JLMI
motivate me to study
>>151008020No
i always forget about this hubble telescope view of sharks games this shit is fucking awful
>nymanI need to make some OC of this kid
>>151008051those motha fuckas need to upgrade to the James Webb
>>151008020Study my balls
>>151007042
>>151007998Dude is made of glass
>>151008073How can your balls help me manage risk?
>>151007998He’s been shit since his dad died like 8 years ago
>>151008104where are the pants
>>151008154https://youtu.be/E3JMHyQPT5A?si=BYSzGWuiNFgRtGCP
>>151008156Pants aren't a concern for the modern-day popular cartoon
Braddi Lambertinen is -1
>>151008816based boomer
Tyson Barrie doing great on the TV!
>>151008882i wanted him for the avs broadcast
>>151008816I respect him for not putting such vulgar language on his back.
/echl/
scaarrr sharkies
>>151009066Those are some cool as hell names.
>>151009066I choose Cutthroats
>>151009121we love our trotties here
My Canucks are starting to piss me off.
>tarantula /hoc/sgood set of names, great location
Barkov would shutdown McDavid most of the time. If he is out for the season and yet the Panthers still make the cup final, I would highly doubt they can shutdown McDavid without him.
>>151009201games only half over, plenty of time to turn it around
heavy fucking metalI vote for Goat Heads
>>151009269
Cootes is staying!
>Cuththroats>Another fish teamI'm not opposed to that. I always welcome a matchup with the Steelheads and Toledo, and we have a long, storied history >In fact, why don't we have MORE fish teams??? the West should be a Fish Conference
>>151009413
>>151009293They should have a pentagram shoulder patch
>>151009456AgreedThey should invite the Satanic Temple to do an invocation or something
>4:20 to go here in the 2nd
>it's just rapey spamming le heckin small cities and logosdisgusting
on the 2nd day gare said let there be hockey
>>151009639
>>151009788Nobody likes it or you
no one cares for the Gares anymore...
>>151009831Richard Karn likes me >and he'd also like it if you'd stop using his likeness in /hoc/, man, that'd be swell -_- why not.. be a pal...
>>151009894no he doesn't either
>>151009831>>151009894>>151009927>>>no he doesn't eitherOk, whatever, doofus
weird samir's usually out having sex at this time on a friday night
>>151009782But there was no water yet
>>151009066All better than mammoth
>>151010105I like Mammoth, and I think it will grow on us>/toot/
so are they like... not allowed to put on the sideboard ads or something?? Seems weird Gary would let prime ad space go unpurchased
frankly I don't enjoy the thread when rapey is posting and for this reason: I'm out
>>151010216raped general newbitch
>>151010136It’s horrible. A creature hunted to extinction does not convey winning attributes
the sharks have never been good and san jose is more bumfuck than phoenix is. why couldn't we get the utah sharks instead
Getting chippy at Rogers Arena.
>>151010308I think it says more about the species that predated it to extinction, but both are valid viewpoints
>>151010308The coyote is thriving
1259 consecutive days of losing to bud. no wonder the raped bitch has been so uppity lately
this joe fleming retard fuckin rules
>>151010369that many days and he's still posting in a thread to get public humiliation could be a fetish I bet he's a furry too
utah red jackets would do numbies
>>151010362Mammoth Killers would be a much better team name
>>151010317sharks are cool animals and mormons are notalso the bay area has more people than the entire state of arizona
>the Salt Lake City Cave Men
oh is it shout out retarded utah mascots hour?
salt lake city sister wives
utah park rangers
>It's New Mexico>they didn't go with stealth bombers, nuclear explosions, or aliens Pretty disappointed in fact, although I do like the Goathead idea
salt city redskins
>the Utah Ute Indian Tribalmen
tahoe knight monsters just beat the opening day roster of the san jose sharks
Jessica Campbell sighting. She looks stressed.
>>151010317Arizona will be a deserted desert in 20 years when it's too warm to live there.>>151010638She's the next head coach of the Kraken though.
>>151010317San Jose's city government understands the prestige of having a major league team with your name on it, unlike Oakland.
gg nucks, looks like nyman has a permanent spot in the line-up, see you in december
>>151010394many saying this. many saying the opposite
trb i know you're on a very fixed income, but you'd better do the right thing for once in your life
>>151010568For me it's the New Mexico Womanizing Jews that eventually get betrayed by the Viriginia Scheming Jews.
>>151010317wow I bet winnipeg did great
>the Portland Ducks>the Salt Lake City Sharks >the Hamilton Blue Jackets >the Quebec City Sabres
>>151010737pipe down you New France Womanizing Jew
>>151010755>>151010715donate
aw shucky just remembered the steph hotel webm that worked me into a shoot shoot
Canucks win and now to enjoy a little CFL football before it’s ruined forever.
Barkov injured his knee in sochi olympics and now will miss the olympics due to knee injury. Feels bad man.
>>151010782based
>>151010783Mark carney made the rouge woke and that's why I voted for him twice
>>151010828
>y'see, my name's adin hill
>the Vancouver Canucks and the Vancouver Giants both won tonightNeat
adin hill rules he won a cup
muh garian scheme ring
>>151011058But he ain't no King of no Hill
yet another painfully unfunny rapey post
MANY TRB'S IN THIS THREADONLY REAL FANS ARE SEXY OILY BOYSMOST OF YOU DONT SKATE AND WONT LOSE WEIGHTBOOMERS LARPING AS FANSSAD!
Zemgus Girgensons.
>>151011211you do always make those
>>151011199based
>>151011235>MOST OF YOU DONT SKATE AND WONT LOSE WEIGHT>BOOMERS LARPING AS FANSCopey bros... we're being called out...
>/afl/ gets a sticky>/hoc/ playoffs get nothing
>>151011682>stressing over a stickied thread in the dead of the night
>>151011682we don't whine about australia here anymore
>>15101171132 teams was supposed to push the league to new heights instead it has fallen behind the wnba, gary.
>>151011733we simply don't have a star like caitlin clarkeconnor mcdavid has irreparably harmed the nhl by being a gay autistic dork
>>151011682it's probably a good idea to try to contain afl shitposting to a main thread on grand final day.
>>151011793this board is only ever fun when chaos rules
>>151011757At least gretzky wasn't also one of those. Wait shit
I took a pleasant Marner 30 min ago. It was a little too sticky to be perfect, but it was nice.
the board is fun when bro's are hanging out and rapey isn't posting he kills the mood and thread every single time
yet you can't stop talking about him
accidentally dusted my dried cranberries with garlic powder and it's not bad to be honest
we are the nationof dominationwe are the nationof domination
holy fuck trb kys
tbg makes /hoc/ seethe with his mere presence. he makes /hoc/ dance to his tune tbg won
>>151012323true dylan won too
ESPN+ is $30 now give me-ah the money
wheres jen
>>151012406nah it's just renamed to espn select or some shit. full espn packages are 30 tho
>>151012323>>151012330neither of these posts are accurate
how's your diablo season going bro's my sorc is shredding t4 and i don't even have mythics yet
>>151012771they're both accurate actually and we do call those that here
>>151012771true king>>151012794the rare double false post
bg3 genny newbitcfh
If all the faggots who posts these retarded names dropped dead from the AIDS infections in their anuses right this minute, the world and /hoc/ would be a much better place.
>>151012849We don't say the F-slur on /hoc/.
>>151012812that game is full of faggotry bud
>>151012849big talk from a man who can't even control belarus
>>151012862why not fag
>barkov to miss the olympicsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>151013555who was the panther that fell on his leg?
>>151013585Some Russian agent like Bobrovskyi
just took a barkov myself
panthers are gonna be a wildcard team and btfo the laffs round 1
>>151013708based i just took a bennett
>>151011682We got a sticky two years in a row and 4 nations
>>151011682me and the boys gave jen a sticky last night
poo peeland
yes auckland please tell us your diabolical hockey stratagems
>>151014109the flying V is literally undefendable if deployed correctly by the offense
>>151014109Big fat goalie to cover the whole goal
lehner tried that and went insane
maoris do be big
>hire four fat polynesians>have them link arms and sweep across the ice with another guy shepherding the puck behind them
>>151014290polynesians play football for byu
inner utah has become increasingly coconut as of late
when did they start playing smackdown highlights during sportscenter? gary dropped the puck already
coconut community theater
>>151014370>>151014370>>151014370
>>151014319heard the jade nia tiffy match was a fucking botchfest kwab all 3 are shitters