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>Let's put the 2 worst games of the week on Monday Night...at the same time!Retards
>"just make him throw the ball and we will win!">Make him throw the ball >Still lose anyway Why are NFL teams like this
>>150999840Winning in the NFL is hard
>>150999821MNF and TNF are not prestige timeslots anymore(TNF never was), and haven't been since the mid 1990s. The games in those spots should be Jags vs Titans tier.
>>150999473conversely every foreigner on here seems content to resign themselves to sufferingthe bahamafag on the tua trainthe finn with the kangzthe kraut with the berdsthe kiwi with the lamar choke era ravensthe russian with the brownsthe oil prince just roots for the chiefs cause he's a swiftiethere's an aussie that just seems to be a shitposting homosexualthere was a turk and a portuguese here that were igglesfags but I haven't seen them post in a while
>>150999821>worst gamesnah. spaghetti bowls are kino
Spencer Rattler has still yet to win an NFL game :(
>>150999821They expected the Bengals and Broncos to be good this year (ultimate offense vs ultimate defense)
The legendary get will be the cardinals
I watched Daniel Jones on Pardon My Take today. This guy is a true autistic1:37:00https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ6hWItEZ68&ab_channel=PardonMyTake
>>150997007Buccs, probably.
If the GET is bussy I'm gonna scream.
>>150999944
>>150999821Put the 2 worst games on this bussy
>>150999972That's probably not a good idea.
>>150999972There isn't single person in the world that cares about your asshole anon
>>150999953How could they possibly know this data with certainty?
kwab status?
my steelies :)
>>150999987I do not know
>>150999995Are shit
Thanks to Gayle Benson, I went on a binge downloading spree of bbw granny porn. I'm talking 70+ year old hairy ass granny action. The best fucking nut of y entire life bros
>>150999987obviously they watch the tape, see who the QB looks at, then see what the QB does with the ball
>>150999999
>>150999868There's an Italian Redskins fan
>>150999868I like suomi vikies poster
>>151000042Commanders fan*
>>151000042oh yeah, the frog slop poster
>>150999868I'd rather this than have a bunch of plastics.
>>150999840We talking about Hurts or Lameme?In Lameme's case it isn't forcing him to throw that beats him, it's keeping him in the pocket so he can't whip out some backyard ball bullshit on you.I have no fucking clue how to beat Hurts other than just have a really really good WR corps like the Bucs do.
>>151000124I cheer for my jetties because I'm a glory hunter
really makes you think
>>151000124Only these plastics>>150999788Who do you go this week? My niners will be 4-0 barring yet another significant injury
>>151000154>statty bois care about a stat that's literally called COPE
How’s Cam Ward doing? One of the most least hyped up 1st overall picks in recent memory.
goooo dem boylsheviks!
>>151000167He looks like he will be good in the long run, but the Titans look really sloppy still
>>151000172>dem boyslevhicks>Xiagles >Chjeets
>>151000154Why are people still plotting Daniels and not Mariota?
>>151000172>eritreaWhat goes on there?
>>151000226it's the north korea of africa
I HAVE NO MOUTH BUT I MUST SCREAM REEEEEEEE
>>151000172>Steelers nation was secretly Namibia this whole timewtf?
>>151000167He's a rookie and dealing with mystery meat receivers and a head coach that has exhibited questionable decision making. I'm going to give him some grace desu
>>151000167He looks just about how you expect. He has potential, but also makes some rookie mistakes. The real issue is that he has no O-line or anyone to throw to
>>151000300>we're the worst team in the league?>surely a QB will fix all our woesWhy are teams like this? It never works.
>>151000172Based Australia. I always loved that country/continent. Whenever I travel I always feel most comfortable in a country with a shared cultural heritage like Britain or Australia and outside of the US I’ve always felt most at home “down under”. It’s a strange, fascinating, and beautiful land and the people there are made up of the same anglo/celtic stock as us old family Philadelphians come from, fellow castaways from the old empire.God bless em and Go Birds
>>151000172>missed sweden away from the scandenavian peninsulas searching for the Brownsheh
>>151000172Madagascar is now officially the coolest African country.
>jests vs lelphins on primetimefor what purpose
>>151000154How are we feeling about that Darnold move, Vikingsisters?
>>151000389technically they also lost daniel jones lol
>>151000389>>151000408>they don’t know that Wentz is gonna go back to 2017 formDon’t mind me. Just over here laffin.
>>151000432so he's going to tear his ACL again
>>151000442No. Stop it.
what's this hairstyle called?
>>151000475The Stephen A
>>151000432If that happens don’t ever fire KOC. For some reason the Vikings fans are heard and listened to in picking a fall guy at the end of every disappointing season. Last year Sam was that guy. That’s why you shouldn’t listen to fans. The Vikings lost the Lions and Rams games in some part due to Sam, but having Bradbury and losing Darrisaw were the overwhelming problems.
>>151000475oops, wrong pic
>>151000319Redskins
>>151000475
>>151000499I still can't believe it
so why didn't he do his job and toss the flag?
Murray just can't cook up like Russ
>>151000172>chiefs are india's teamFuck, my broncos memes are now outdated
>>151000319>>surely a QB will fix all our woesThis is disingenuous. Obviously they know they have to build a team around Cam Ward but when you have what you believe to be a potential franchise QB sitting in front of you, you take him and then you can figure out the rest later on. Getting a good QB is really hard and you shouldn't just pass one of them up.
>>151000570Fix was in couldnt move them oit of field goal range.
>>151000172Bet you cazzies wish you bought Chiefs stock in 2017 like all us OF fans
>>151000499No the skins did it the right way by bringing in a gazillion FAs while also already having some homegrown talent like Terry. I already had them pegged as a sleeper team before I even knew if Daniels would be good or not. The Titans however? Nah man, nah.
>>151000619the titans aren't that bad
>>151000570maybe he went to osu
>>151000172The Eagles are coming for Japan
>>151000592By the time the team is actually built up he'll either already be labeled a bust or be asking for a fat bag just when they start being competitive, that's the problem when you start the rebuild with the QB
My new thing is calling everything a racket
>burrs
>>151000664Stroud and Daniels blew it all up. Now every team thinks they can just hit gold in the draft even if they have a dogshit line and defense.
>>151000680Minnesotans get offended by the littlest things. Instead of saying anything to your face, they go and SNITCH. They're the pussiest state on the planet.
wholesome caleb
>>151000570Don't ask questions that you don't want the answer to.
>>151000570Grok told him it would skew odds
>>151000680>season opener>MNF>against a division rival>sell your ticketsthey should revoke his tickets for that reason alone
Now that the dust is settled, what went wrong for the Rams? It was 26-7
>>151000782no lies detected
>>151000852>Life long rams fanDo people in St Louis root for the rams still?
>>151000934No. No one in LA roots for them either unless they're winning
>>151000678I'm going to start calling everyone "Bozo", Bozo
>>151000664>>151000710Everyone knows a young QB needs an infrastructure to succeed, but if you wait around to have the “perfect” roster before drafting one, you usually end up never getting one.
>>150999868I was just very lucky that tay's team was in the brink of a dynasty, almost like it was scripted
>>151000624Most people couldn't name more than 1 or 2 players on them
>>151001012Wam Card and Sneed
>>151001012I can name the one that's on my fantasy and the one that needs to target him more.
>>151000992Okay but they're roster isn't even average let alone perfect
>>151001012Jackie Chan
kek
black people are terrible quarterbacks
Big day for professional football on Sunday desu bros.
>>151001060Always fun when the raiders play at that stadium.
>>151000956Explain this
>>151001066TRVTH NVKE
>>151001089>all mexicans
>>151001100Got a problem with that, pendejo?
>>151001100American Citizens.
Cringe
Herbert and Goof better not split the white QB MVP vote.
>>151001060what's really cringe is how much fan noise gets muted on broadcast. when you've been to stadiums and know how certain fanbases get, it stands out
My team is going to smoke yours this weekend.
>>151001168Joke's on you, my team plays on Monday
>>151001161it's very apparent that TNF mutes the crowd noise, it makes all of their games feel low energy compared to other broadcasts
>>151001197my condolences
Any fights in the stands yet?
>>151001140ayo this zesty ass nigga be rocking a ponytail? GAAAYYY
>>151001221drives me nuts, literally suck the soul out of the game
>>151001221I have a solution for that>BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
>>151001276based banger
>>151001276they turned that shit down during the packer game, i could here it faintly at some points
>>151001221i would pay more than i probably should for streams that had normal stadium noise and no commentators
>>151000172
>>151001290>wake up>wonder why hands feel sore>see this webm>"oh yeah"
It's a total mystery.
>>151000172>>151000172m so fucking bad at maps holy shitwhat country is that with the buccaneers?
>>151001378>
>>151001378
>>151001378Purely socioeconomic factors
Guys, my cousin let me play with her tits when we were younger. Which parlay should I run?
AW SHIT, TUA AND $CAM BE BEEFING!!! Who does /sp/ side with?
>>151001381Vikingland
>>151001276 It only was this my favorite game of last season, it will be among my most favorite for years.
>>151000172The UAE is so tiny kek but its Chiefs territory :D
>>151000172>Russia likes America's teamKek
>>151001408string together a bunch of 1+ field goals on games that all start at the same time, then close it early if any of them make it to the 4th and it looks like it's fucked
Is there a better Big Time quarterback than Baker Mayfield?
>>151001450The NFL leadership is easy to control, especially if you have embarrassing details to hold over their heads. Putin stole Kraft's Superb Owl ring and that lil Jew just sat back and accepted it.
>>151000172>all the nonwhite countries that worship taytay love the chiefspottery
>>151001381>what country is that with the buccaneers?Which one? Mongolia, Tunisia, Portugal, Greenland, Gabon, Greece, Albania, Bosnia, Croatia, Montenegro or the Netherlands?
>>151000172On one hand it makes way too much sense that Japan would be a Cowboys country. On the other hand, there is a Philadelphia themed bar there that seemingly nobody hates
Mina Kimes (sex with her)
>>151001473The Schragermeister just don't miss
>Sex with bug bitches
>>151001494Carlie Irsay (sitting on my face)
>>151001474How have u never heard this before?
>>151001515Carlie Irsay (Jerking me off to photos of mina while calling me a good boy)
>>151001473No. Baker and the Bucs are amazing when playing their September Super Bowl at home against the Eagles
>>151001519>beforeBitch how did you think I just brought it up?
>>151001494I'm not worthy enough to have sex with Mina. I would however, love to be in the room (without her knowledge or consent) while she is getting fucked.
>>151001524>MaracanaNow that is pretty dang cool
>>151001524Macarena stadium
>>151001536i didn't know we had intellectuals in this general
>>151001529How have I* never heard this before. My bad
>>151001555Checked. I was going to say intelectual is not a synonym for cuckhold but I literally cannot argue with those digits.
>>151001473>Biggest moment>Lost more playoff games than won
>>151001536You'll get a good view of the BHC.
>BREAKING: Commanders QB Jayden Daniels (knee) and WR Terry McLaurin (quad) are OUT for Sunday's game vs. Falcons
>>151001556No worries. I thought you were being a snarky cunt. You wanna hear something fucked up look up how Marco Rubio got Billy B the UNC job lol
1. Detroit Lions2. New Orleans Saints3. Denver Broncos4. Cincinnati Bengals5. Atlanta Falcons6. Seattle Seahawks7. Arizona Cardinals8. Kansas City Chiefs9. Jacksonville Jaguars10. Tampa Bay Buccaneers11. New England Patriots12. Philadelphia Eagles13. Baltimore Ravens14. Houston Texans15. Minnesota Vikings16. New York Giants17. San Francisco 49ers18. Chicago Bears19. Carolina Panthers20. Washington Commanders21. Miami Dolphins22. Los Angeles Rams23. Pittsburgh Steelers24. Green Bay Packers25. Dallas Cowboys26. Indianapolis Colts27. Buffalo Bills28. Cleveland Browns29. Tennessee Titans30. Los Angeles Chargers31. New York Jets32. Las Vegas Raiders
>>151001583falcons are so trash it doesn't matter
>>151001580Herby belongs to Beer nowit's over
>>151001583
>>151001580I would keep a record of all the guys performances. Those who fail to fully satisfy my queen will be punished.
>>151001583When I saw the Falcons-Panthers game, I knew this would be the case. No need to rush them onto the field to face the Failcons
Jerry Jones on facing Micah Parsons this week:“While he [Micah] does make great plays, there is also a way to approach playing against Micah. As we know, we didn’t exactly win the Super Bowl those years.”
>>151001585Do you think Belichick is on the Epstien list?
>>151001583dirty birds will still fuck this up
>>151001586
>>151001615Kraft is, doubt Bill was that high up tbqh. The question is, what NFL owners aren't on the list?
>>151001614>As we know, we didn’t exactly win the Super Bowl those years.LMAO shit talking your (former) best defensive player. I love Jerry
>>151001586Is this just a random list of NFL teams?
>>151001614Jerry used face parsons all the time, especially when he was getting dressed or showering. If the Cowboys do expose how to neutralize Parsons and other teams follow suit does that mean the Cowboys won the trade and dies it nominate the Packers for kwaboty?
Why is he crying?
>>151001659he's been in the league for 4 years, people know how to neutralize him but he's still a great player
>>151001644Mike Brown and Mark Davis aren't important enough to get invited.
>>151001654He's clearly ranking teams in the order of teams
>>151001677He's gay
>>151001654Maybe he's rating their uniforms or stadiums or something? I dunno it's a real head scratcher.
>>151001677Sports media has been talking shit about him forever. Maybe he was having a moment. That or something personal in his life we don't know about
>>151001677He looked at his right arm during the catch and realized that he's black. Or he realized that the better he does the less likely he is to be traded to a real team and he's regretting catching the ball.
>>151001515A man of taste.
stafford to cupp.... touchdown!
>>151001614people have focused so much on this trade that if parsons does literally anything and the packers win people are going to say it's jerruhs fault
>>151001659You run the ball directly at him. He's an undersized DE who can't stop the run.
>>151001718If it makes you feel better, I skipped the game to ERP and ended up wasting 3 hours on the most mid ERP of all time. I wish I'd just watched the game
The Patriots will be scary in a couple yearsVrabel seems to have drafted well this year and it's likely that'll keep up.
>>151001735>Stafford to KuppAnon.... I don't know if you heard the news
Jerry is a gay old cuck
>>151001748Sure thing
>>151001583They'll be fine. Micro penis Jr will fuck it up
>>151001748The Patriots will appear in the Super Bowl before the Bills
>>150999821Making the phins play in primetime is just cruel.
>>151001567He just needs more help
>>151001776The Pats won't make it back to the owl for another 30 years
>>151001782>Making the phins play in primetimeAgain!
>>150999868>the oil prince just roots for the chiefs cause he's a swiftieThat guy cleans up the shit after the princes shit on only fans whores. He just really wants that tranny mr swift for some reason.
Who's the hottest black bitch in the NFL?
>>151001677Because he's mentally weak and the ppl trashing him for his drops got to him.>>151001713This guy lost his child. Respectable
>>151001793My point stands
>>151001799Not really into animals bro sorry. Stick to canadian forums.
>>151001799
>>151001799Caleb Williams is a huge bitch, I wouldn't call him hot though, that's gay af and you gay for asking the question
>>151001791Mike Evans, Chris Godwin, Emeka Egbuka, Bucky Irving? He needs more
Never realized Herbie is 6'6" what a fucking unit
>>151001814This dude got some big ass nips.
>>151001814She's never been in the NFL
>>151001798Imagine waiting with the mop as some posh guy lets out a "TSUUUU" as he delivers a massive dump on target.
>the first ever NFL game was a scorigami
Doug Floutie!
>We're going to need to see some real hustle out there this week, Tua. If you want to be part of the Phinstaffel, your level of play must exceed that of a black qb.
Bakey make ya quakey?
>>151001782the networks are just jockeying for position to be the ones who broadcasted tua's career-ending concussion
So are the scorebugs all just the same now? At least for Sunday morning and afternoon games I noticed they all look the same
>>151001833>These marble floors aren't going to clean themselves mahmoud!
>>151001806It not like he would have stuck around to raise it.
This thread is only funny when it's making fun of homosexuals
>>151001854>>151001872shut up you gay bitch
Make sure you watch this so you too can know ballhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvmMTIDBX1M
He's coming home!
>>151001902rip video editor
>>151001902>nfl lying about the nfl for a dayno thanksthey probably don't even cover how refs bet each game as a group and preplan how they are going to troll the teams that week.
>>151001907>Eagles are signing washed up bum
>>151001902>posting a 21 hour video when the next game is only 20 hours awayi will be woefully unprepared for the morning's match
>>151001883If it's any consolation at least he got to watch his wife get railed while listening to Mister Brightside
>>151001907>superrealnflnews
>>151001907>Eagles signing a locker room cancerGood move
>>151001940>he doesn't watch videos at 2x speed to maximize efficiency
>>151001950I watch at 0.25 speed so I can watch fuckups frame by frame
>>151001941>he's so black he wrapped back around into a zesty cuckmany such cases
based on your build, intangibles, and athleticism at your peak physical fitness and age, what position would (You) be /nfl/?>Outside Linebacker: 6'4", 215 lbs lean, wide and long upper body and shoulders, small hands, wanna tackle mfers, not slow but not fast
I cannot believe that the Washington Commanders, the oldest team in the nfl, with the skinniest most frail quarterback in the NFL, has injury problems
>>151000852>What went wrong for the RamsRed zone. In particular, a Holding away from the play at the 2 yard line removes a TD and turns it to a 3rd and 12.
REDSKINS
>>151000852The Rams put all of their efforts into stopping saquon Barkley, that they forgot to defend the pass. At the same time, the Rams offense settling for four field goals finally came back to bite them as their special teams succumb to the weakness we do they had
>>151002135My favorite kind of potato
>>1510021126'3 and white and muscle not fat so QB if I had a line worth a fuck.>tl;dr coach because there are no olines worth a fuck in the nfl
>>151002112team owner
>>151002112>tfw too fat for a skill position but not fat enough for a linemenFuck
>>151002183You're not jewish brown you're just brown anon sorry.
>>151002196it's ok anon i'd let you work near the shade of the trees
>>151002207We're in the USA not the carribean so take your rum fantasies elsewhere!
>>151002112I'm a small fry, MAYBE a kicker
>>150999967>These eyes want power over you
>>151002229If you can't kick Jason Sanders tier kicks, fuck off manlet. Team needs a kicker to cover for all the awful play.
>>151002230No those are the eyes or someone that realizes that they have to play for a New York team that isn't named the Bills
>>151002112tight end ;)
>>151000172As an Eagles fan, this image pleases me.
>>151002281Why? your team won the bowl and still got mogged
Imagine ACTUALLY serving your bans.Couldn't ever be me.
>>151000475>>151000492Bald. They put glue on their scalp and then pour pepper on it. I’ve seen it in tiktoks
I like buccaneers logo
>>151002300You telling me they season they heads?
>>151002148To be fair if they could just not blow it on a field goal once they'd have won that game. Also they were right to do so, game plan worked, they just failed spectacularly at the end on special teams.
>>151002112I could play corner, decent speed and length at 6'1". Rather I could have before I got married and gained 30 lbs :^]
>>151002320Pirates are neat
This is what you are marrying, Taylor
>>151002320Tampa used to be cool :(Now it is a brown nightmare zone.
>>151002112>5'10>220 lbs>10 reps of 225 on recordJust praying for a second contract on a gap running team.
>>151002386>how about this, we hire you and you get "injured" and sit on the sidelines for a year then we renew you next season and you play one play of one game before you "aggravate" your injury again.
>JAYDEN WE REALLY YOU TO COME BACK
>>151002382Tay Tay has access to the best Nazi doctor's and scientists money can buy
>>151002398>these are people we swear they are just like you they have souls honest
should "dog people" be allowed to be quarterbacks in the nfl?
>>151002456He's about to have that dawg in him
>>151002383Are there any safe big cities?
>>151002464>kek yeah I am a good quarterback it is true, HEY WAIT A SECOND
>>151002112water girl
>>151002485Even if there were they are actively trying to ruin them as we speak so... no. It is just a shame in Tampa's case because there were a lot of cool historical areas, museums, etc. and now areas like Ybor instead of being this cool art area is... brown and black faggots. Hordes of em.
>>151000592Is Cam Ward a franchise QB? Or will he be one? Do you realistically see him being among the top half of starting QBs? He was the best QB available at the draft but that doesn’t mean he’s a franchise QB.
>>151002505Shame... really shame
>>151002515A lot of florida is still really cool but you have to go out into the swamps or the woods to get there now. Go phins!
>>151001089That’s an ICE detainment camp
I heard you fellas was talking shit about my KANGZ
>>151002112Ball boy
>>151001474>giving Putin your super bowl ring so you can pretend he stole itPottery
>>151001066I can't believe you've done this.
>>151001378BLACKEDQBS.com
Sometimes I think Shit Shitshit to myself and chuckle
>>151002557I try not to think about New Orleans
>>151001161That is one thing VR is really cool for that hasn't really been exploited to the level it should be. They had/have for certain sports events 3d cameras with 3d audio where you can sit at the game like you're there and look around and hear everything. Originally saw it for big sports games and wrestling events. Sad it hasn't caught on more. Really cool use of some otherwise middling tech.
>>151002577>white qbs
>>151002577>brian oabollwhomst
>>151002577>Brian Gabagool
>>151002580yeah, it's really unfortunate that VR gets caught in a circular reasoning trap where companies don't spend money on doing stuff like this because VR isn't that popular, and one of the reasons VR isn't that popular is because companies don't spend money on stuff like this
>>151001066This is unironically true. Black QB scrambles and runs are ruining the game. Not only that but it’s become an expectation which will lead to injured starting QBs being more common not to mention the shorter careers and smaller windows.
>>151002667>They're bad for football>they find ways to remove themselves from footballThis is just nature correcting itself.
>mike memedaniel
>>151002646WWE and NFL both were doing something with it at ringside/on field but considering you never see an ad for it I guess it didn't work out.AR is the future but VR has some cool usecases like concerts and whatnot for live events that could make these corpos even more money. Considering how cheap those lower end all in one headsets are it is kind of surprising there hasn't been a renewed push.
>>151002702uh thats Pimp McLongDick to you sir
>>150999883The Deshone Kizer of qbs that people actually remember(for now)
>>151002577you now remember that this guy was voted coach of the year
>>151001089That is absolutely NOT Saint Louis lmaooooo
>>151002716He is such a fucking clown
>>151002727>bad team overachieves>coach wins COY>team regresses to the mean>coach gets firedsame as it ever was
>>151002751you say, wearing your suit that does not match your headphones.
>>151002727That's fine I'll forget again in a couple hours
>Josh Allen vs Lamar Jackson
>>151001089Merrimutts are so gross
>>151002809how'd you get this webm of the chiefs 2025 season? are you from the future?
>>151002716>>151002751If he coached for that other crappy Florida team they'd pump him full of coke and send him out to the ring to cut wrestling promos.
what are you guys doing
>>151002854there are 3 crappy teams in the nfl in florida. Which is why once again I say that florida should get a 4th team and become its own division: AFCFlorida.>Phins>Bucs>Jags>and introducing: The Everglade City Swamp Puppies
>>151002857Being paid to shitpost from my cubicle
>>151002403>the best Nazi doctor's and scientistswe really need more of those. every hospital is staffed with spic nurses that barely speak english and arab doctors that don't give a shit. i just drive out of the city into the suburbs now to get a quality, white medical staff
>>151002894>he lives in a citykek
>>151002894>he goes to the doctorkek
>>151000934No. Half don't watch/say they don't watch and the other half are either Chiefs, Bears, or Colts fans.
>>151000934>peopleNo.Browns? Yes.
>>151002894>he driveskek
>Chiefs' $80 Million Investment Is on Thin IceThrough three weeks, Taylor leads the entire NFL with seven penalties, which isn't a new trend; it's an expensive habit. The Chiefs signed him to a four-year, $80 million deal The analytics paint an equally grim picture. Taylor’s overall Pro Football Focus grade of 45.0 ranks a dismal 90th out of 101 qualifying tackles. His run-blocking grade is even worse, sitting at 97th (41.9). So, it's not just the penalties. It's a combination of poor performance and drive-killing mistakes.https://kckingdom.com/chiefs-80-million-investment-thin-ice-heading-week-4-01k639490s26
>>151002986He wouldn't be having these problems if he were white and played for the eagles
>>151000172>jeets, pakis, and hues all like the chiefsO i am laffin
>>151003003based
>>151002986Statmutt can't complain because he's a right tackle and isn't playing out of position
>>151001427There wasn't nearly enough scoring. This game sucked.
>>151002986He does do it a lot, but so do a lot of other players and they do not get nearly called as muchI do think Jawaan fucked a ref or called one a candy ass cracker jabroni or some shit
>>151003033In the last 3 years Jawaan has stolen at least 12 TDs from Mahomes and cost the Chiefs at least 5 games. Chiefs are in the End Zone and a flag is thrown, next thing you know they're 3rd & 20 and are just trying to get 5 yards for a FG attempt.
>>151003060it's because collinsworth called him out for jumping early and lining up in the backfield during the chief's season opener against the lions a couple of years ago. he started getting flagged for it after that
what could be going on that's making CJ suck ass?
>>150999953this sounds so made up lmfao, as if they know who the QB is intending to throw to every snap
holy shit I never even considered the idea of the refs paying off a player to fuck up at key moments on purpose it makes total sense now.
Deebo comin for dat yt ass
>>151003077He plays for the Houston Texans
>>151003077>what could be going on that's making CJ suck ass?Nothing. This always happens when people in the organization are trying to cover their ass after a big screw up like drafting Stroud. CJ isnt, and never was him, just another flash in the pan meme qb #843356 that people fell for.
>>151003033>>151003003The juice isn't worth the squeeze. They can do addition by subtraction by benching him for Jaylon Moore. He's not just leading in penalties this season, he's also playing bad.
>>151002986What was the point of signing Trent Williams backup if they're not going to use him?
>>151003070I've seen this guy false start and hold so many times and not get called for it.
>>151003122Their rookie Josh Simmons ended up being so good they didn't need Jaylon Moore. They didn't expect Jawaan Taylor to play like ass though considering this was his last season with guaranteed money. You'd assume he would fake it to fleece them into keeping him. Chiefs have the most expensive OL yet get the worst results. They did a shit job.
Squeeze this bussy juice
>>151003070Funny how you never brought that up when bitching about Thurney playing out of position
>>151003158Thuney is white and thus is allowed to do that.
>>151003150>>151003150Well at least their gamble on Simmons is paying off and they can always throw Moore at right tackle as a temporary fix
What does Andy Reid even do. How do you allow a player to lead the league in penalties not once, but 3 times. Any other HC is threatening to bench a player.
>>151002986>>151002986when hes not committing penalties hes been pretty good tho
>>151003202>What does Andy Reid even doStuff his face with High-calorie foods.
Imagine all the hot gay sex that goes on in the showers after the games that we don't know about.
>>151003232Caleb...
>>151000507wtf thats my home town
>>151003197>MooreLooks like the 49ers fleeced the chiefs. They're paying Moore 2y/30M yet ended up starting a rookie. They must not like what they saw from training camp.
>>151003202he's actually pretty good at making adjustments. you can see it in the way the queefs won so many games from behind. but right now their roster is pretty messed up so there's only so much the head coach can overcome. they should get stomped to death by the ravens on sunday
>>151003077black excellence
>>151003308Chiefs never lose to the Ravens despite their team being better on paper. If they lose to both the Ravens and Chargers it will be a sign that something is wrong
https://twitter.com/OversightDems/status/1971596843890217158Commanders owner in Epstein files
>>151003335You said the exact same thing about the Chargers
Anyone else's team need interior linemen?
>>151003343philly loving biden did this
>>151003369I guess >my team could use a good nose tackle but there are bigger issues they need to address outside of their front 7
>>151003335i will be worried if we cant score 28+ pts
With their depth at edge being tested, I can see the Eagles trying to get trey Hendrickson
>>151003364Chiefs didn't have Worthy against the Chargers, they will against the Ravens.
>>151003335>history tells usThat's not how football works no matter how much you insist it is bro
>>151003369Hell yeah, can never have enough big guys 4 u
>>151003463You also said that the Chargers only beat Mahomes 3 times and werent going to win in week 1 so now you're moving the goalposts lmao
Should I give my nephew coffee?
>>151003519is he ADHD
>>151003519No it's too expensive, save it for emergencies.
>>151003418with how much people meme the Eagles about cap not mattering to them they REALLY don't have to space to sign expensive players right now
>>151003519Yes but leave out the coffee and the sugar and add extra milk
>>151003552It's be a rental
>>151003574that'd be an expensive trade for just a rental
2 more weeks until staffords back flares and the rams season ends ( again )
>>151003476>>151003495We're at the point with this Chiefs dynasty that I have to see it to believe it.They could make it to 15 straight AFC championships and there would still be anons saying "this time will be different!"
Alright so I'm a Bills fan and I have a friend who is a Saints fan, and he's already dreading the game. Can the Saints keep it close or even have a chance to win?
>>151003654You're a bills fan. You know damn well the bills will take this down to the wire.
>>151003643>dynastyDynasties don't start out a season 0-2
>>151003654>the best team in the NFL against the worst team in the NFLit will not be close, there's a reason the bills are favored by more than 2 TDs
>>151003669So what you're saying is this has trap game written all over it, gotcha
>>151003654>Can the Saints keep it close or even have a chance to win?no fuck him. saints fans had it good for too long, they laughed when sean payton turned the gas up on shit teams now its their turn
>>151003679The Seahawks put up 35 points on the Saints 5 minutes into the second quarter, Bills should have no issues at all
>Top 3 Offensive playcallers1. Shane Steichen - Colts2. John Morton - Lions3. Joel Brady - Bills>Bottom 3 Offensive playcallers30. Nick Caley - Texans31. Tanner Engstrand - Jets32. Kellen Moore - Saints>Top 3 Defensive playcallers1. Mike Macdonald - Seahawks2. Joel Whitt Jr. - Commanders3. Jesse Minter - Chargers>Bottom 3 Defensive playcallers30. Brandon Staley - Saints31. Matt Eberflus - Cowboys32. Anthony Weaver - Dolphins
>>151003696Nice try Vegas I'm on to you
>>151003698>Patullo rated high Fangio rated lowyeah I'm not buying it
>>151003077This is what’s going on
>>151003698>Joel Brady
>>151003718ohhhh shit you finna just know she popped his anal cherry
>>151001748aside from the concussion interception and fumble maye has been really good
OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGS: WEEK 3pre-TNF43 votes1. (9.448) Buffalo Bills [+1, +0.323]2. (8.709) Philadelphia Eagles [-1, -0.447]3. (8.563) Detroit Lions [+5, +1.688]4. (8.515) Los Angeles Chargers [+1, +0.890]5. (7.714) Indianapolis Colts [+4, +1.120]6. (7.562) Tampa Bay Buccaneers [0, +0.468]7. (7.405) Green Bay Packers [-3, -1.001]8. (7.022) Los Angeles Rams [-1, -0.009]9. (6.990) Baltimore Ravens [-6, -1.603]10. (6.106) Kansas City Chiefs [0, +0.042]11. (5.978) San Francisco 49ers [0, +0.165]12. (5.901) Minnesota Vikings [+9, +1.776]13. (5.884) Washington Commanders [0, +0.259]14. (5.831) Seattle Seahawks [-2, +0.057]15. (5.160) Pittsburgh Steelers [+1, +0.222]16. (5.140) Denver Broncos [-2, -0.235]17. (4.706) Arizona Cardinals [-2, -0.356]18. (4.068) Jacksonville Jaguars [+6, +0.599]19. (3.812) Cleveland Browns [+8, +1.531]20. (3.794) Chicago Bears [+9, +1.700]21. (3.604) Houston Texans [-2, -1.021]22. (3.353) Las Vegas Raiders [0, -0.272]23. (3.114) New England Patriots [0, -0.480]24. (3.092) Dallas Cowboys [-7, -1.779]25. (2.974) Cincinnati Bengals [-5, -1.588]26. (2.960) Carolina Panthers [+5, +1.412]27. (2.604) New York Jets [-1, +0.260]28. (2.342) Atlanta Falcons [-10, -2.496]29. (1.881) New York Giants [-4, -0.957]30. (1.858) Miami Dolphins [+2, +0.503]31. (1.023) New Orleans Saints [-3, -1.133]32. (1.004) Tennessee Titans [-2, -1.028]Big Risers+1.776 Vikings+1.700 Bears+1.688 Lions+1.531 Browns+1.412 Panthers+1.120 ColtsBig Fallers-1.001 Packers-1.021 Texans-1.028 Titans-1.133 Saints-1.588 Bengals-1.603 Ravens-1.779 Cowboys-2.496 Falcons
>>151003718>finger in the booty ass bitchhttps://youtu.be/k3RPGqknZRU?t=9s
>>151003718Might be time to sell my stroud coin
>>151001735Seahawks traded him back?
>>151003859Accidentally opened this link on CarPlay and the whole family just heard >FINGAS IN HIS AAASSSSS, FINGAS IN HIS ASSSSSSS
>>151003857>>>>23. (3.114) New England Patriots [0, -0.480]proof this thread is all dimwits, NE are saints tier. maye played like crap with good receivers.
>>151003857What is a "power ranking". Why is it called power ranking and how is it different from other types of rankings? Also, did you kill that tripfag named Sneak and still his role on /nfl/. He used to do rankings as well.
>>151003859>Need to verify age with id or cardWhat the fuck
>>151003907youtube is cracking down on the majority of their audience for ??? reason
>>151003718>>151003077Stroud is dating Amber Rose. He's a #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch just like Kanye West.
>>151003886Kek sorry, just explain its making fun of Kanye west
>>151003698Does Seattle really have that good of a defense?
>>151003904a power ranking is a ranking of power, it's in the name. it's how strong people think each team is right now, subjectively speaking.and sneak is still around, he's been posting his rankings too. check the archive, I'm pretty sure I saw him post it a few times yesterday. I'm not stealing his role either, his rankings are his own opinions (which involve some sort of methodology to it iirc) while these rankings were voted on by all of you guys.
>>151003907Did you just admit to being an underage b&?
>>151003947look at the teams they played
>>151003953That doesn't mean much when all of the other 3 win teams have had shitty opponents too
>>151003950anon is likely of age, google is using AI to enforce ID checks on their platform nowif you have any alt accounts with info you dont want to lose beware
>>151003654It's the NFL, so there's always a chance it will be close but my Saints really aren't a good team so it probably won't.
>>151003907>>151003934Tech companies want access to IDs so they lobbied their politicians to use the "protect the children" trope to make a case for it. If children are involved in any law 99% of the time it's something trying to take away your rights.
>>151003958except the chargers. they're the only team in the league with a positive win ratio AND a positive strength of victory. give it a few weeks and there will be more teams like that. nerd numbers aside, the entire NFCW is going to find it difficult to impress people based on how they performed against their charmin soft schedules. as you can see here >>151003857 the seahawks barely got any credit and even moved down the rankings despite blowing out the saints, because big whoop
>>151003950Yeah, that's it. Couldn't be someone not wanting to give the heebs more free shit.
>>151003948>a power ranking is a ranking of power, it's in the name. it's how strong people think each team is right nowChiefs booty blast the Bills 4 times in a row in the postseason and don't have a weak division to statpad against, yet people think the Bills are stronger.
>>151003997>l-look at my power rankingsLmao
>>151004008>Don't have a weak division >AfcwIf anything most divisions are shit save for one or two teams.
>>151004008because the bills have genuinely looked stronger than the chiefs so far this season and it isn't even close. that really shouldn't be difficult to understand. if you don't trust that to last that's one thing, but even if that ends up being true then the rankings will just change to reflect that. in the meantime, as of right now, the bills look like a much better team and are rated accordingly.
Sneak's power rankings suckscarletism's power rankings suckPFF'S power rankings suckjust rank the teams by something trivial and nonsensical, like number of fans drunk on a sunday morning or cheerleaders sent to opposing team's hotel rooms by your star LT
FINGERSINTHEBOOTYASSBITCH
>>151004025Bills are choke artists and Chiefs, while looking weak, still have a shot at the SB when refs go into overdrive for them during the playoffs.
Nothing would be more fitting than Toxins-Tits ending in a 6-6 tie after OT.
>>1510040223 AFC West teams made the playoffs in 2024.Chargers had the #1 ranked defense. Broncos had the #3 ranked defense.Chiefs had the #4 ranked defense.All 4 head coaches are first ballot HoFs. AFC West is stacked to the tits.
power rank this bussy
>>151004027Everyone knows that the eye test is the best way to determine if a team is good or not
could we please have a proper OP again?perhaps links to sites with info?
My QB gets pegged by Amber Rose.
>>151004025>>151004037>because the bills have genuinely looked strongerAny power ranking that doesn't factor in strength of schedule is bad. The Bills statpadded against the Dolphins and Jets. Meanwhile the Chiefs played the Chargers and Eagles who had the #1 and #2 ranked defenses in 2024 and did it without their best two weapons and two noobs on their OL. Don't sleep on the Chiefs. They played against 3 teams with elite pass rushers which is their only kyrptonite. They won't look this bad against a normal team.
>>151004041And both those teams were charity cases that got blown the fuck out in the wildcard round. The fact is that most teams in the current NFL are absolute dog shit.
>>151004037uh huh cool story bro. none of that has anything to do with power rankings though. you can doubt whether the bills' high rating currently will ultimately translate into success down the line, sure. power rankings are not a future projection or trustworthiness model though, it's literally just a subjective gauge of where people think each team is at right now.
Man the halftime show gonna be terrible no taylor no adele
>>151004088hope you get prostate cancer for all the pozzed takes pulled out of your ass
>>151000154*Goofs all over ur face*
>>151004075Find a good roboworld replacement and I'll consider it
>>151004079people do implicitly factor in strength of schedule into how they're rating teams though. consider the following:1. (+2.540) Buffalo Bills2. (+2.198) Detroit Lions3. (+1.687) Baltimore Ravens4. (+1.470) Los Angeles Rams5. (+1.380) Indianapolis Colts6. (+1.255) Kansas City Chiefs7. (+1.137) Tampa Bay Buccaneers8. (+1.082) Los Angeles Chargers9. (+1.050) Minnesota Vikings10. (+1.028) Green Bay Packers11. (+1.005) Philadelphia Eagles12. (+0.601) Denver Broncos13. (+0.495) Houston Texans14. (+0.471) Seattle Seahawks15. (+0.445) Washington Commanders16. (-0.098) Pittsburgh Steelers17. (-0.281) New England Patriots18. (-0.287) Arizona Cardinals19. (-0.559) Carolina Panthers20. (-0.632) New York Giants21. (-0.749) Cleveland Browns22. (-0.799) Chicago Bears23. (-0.855) Jacksonville Jaguars24. (-0.949) San Francisco 49ers25. (-0.972) Dallas Cowboys26. (-1.091) New York Jets27. (-1.233) Las Vegas Raiders28. (-1.522) Miami Dolphins29. (-1.729) New Orleans Saints30. (-2.061) Atlanta Falcons31. (-2.309) Tennessee Titans32. (-2.656) Cincinnati Bengalsthis list is derived from the power rankings I posted above, but compares the rating a team was given to the ratings of the teams they played and whether they beat them or not. so you can see discrepancies that align with people giving less credit to teams (relative to their position in the main rankings) if their schedule is weak or if they played down to their competition. there are a couple of other subjective measures that factor in as well, but the point is that people are considering multiple things when determining where a team should REALLY be rated.
>>151004156nwtm>news link>stats links>multiple charts links>power ranking voting link>plonkwatch link
>>151004198Then make the OPs yourself if you give that much of a damn, no one's stopping you
>>151004241i would but i don't know where to find the charts
>>151004252Then shut up newfaggot scum
GODmeka GODbuka WILL win ROTY btw
>>151004252That's why I asked you to give me a good alternative to roboworld
The NFL isn't QB driven. It's coach driven.
>>151004383Close, it's Oline driven
My Wions are back to KWAB’ing teams left and right. Be very afraid.
>>151004398>mogged by browns jobbers
>>151004383>>151004395
>>151004156>>151004198>>151004241>>151004075>>151004241>could we please have a proper OP again?All of you fuck off. This isn't reddit. We don't need formats and rules. Keep that faggotry on /vg/. Those faggots literally link to their own blogs and social media in their OPs. It's a mockery of everything 4chan stands for.
>>151004437Seconded
>>151004437go back to /b/ mouth breather, the mods don't crackdown on this cesspit enough
>made 95.5% of his attempts in the UFL>no team will even bring him in for a try out what the fuck?
>>151004484hip injury
the Chiefs players haven't been the same after returning from injury. They need to do a rebuild and go with younger players like they did on defense in 2022. Chiefs were never about their roster, it's their system and culture that makes them great.
>>151004437>MUH HECKINE SPEE BRO CULTURE!!!! dude porn lmao!!!!fuckoff retard
>>151004507>>151004467>I'm a summer newfag and I think this place would be better if it was more structured like my favorite subreddit.Fuck off.
>>151004527Seconded
>the commies have put jayden on cheerleader duty while he's recovering from his injury wooooow
>>151004484He got brought in for a Jets workout early but it is insane how he is getting overlooked especially when kicking has been this bad
>>151004536Is that Jayden?
>>151004437it's not about formats or rules, it's about the thread being aesthetically pleasing.
>stoolers flew the team to ireland on regular airliners in economy class are they really that cheap? i expect this shit from the bungles
>>151004562does he look like jayden?
>>151004437What's the opposite of run-on sentences again?
>>151004576It's about you acting like a faggot. Make your own thread or stop being a bitchy little faggot
>>151004527You probably discovered 4chan in 2016 and think that that makes you an oldfag
>>151004467>>151004507kys
>>151004539>hispanic first name >jewish last name huh?
>>151004590>does he look like jayden?
>>151004531>>151004531i made you guys a correctly formatted thread, check it out
You now remember Deshone Kizer
>>151004617NEW
>>151004613>CanadaYou had one job
>>151004088Dumbass doesn't know ball. Bills will NEVER touch the SB.
>>151004628Last I checked, the Bills are notorious for losing 4 owls in a row
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>>151004621it's 30 post away from the bump limit retard-kun
>>151004677now that's a man dedicated to his craft
holy shit, what a mike drop
>>151004580Yes the Rooneys are some of the least cash rich owners in the league. They're not mega billionaires that just bought a football team for fun they're billionaires because they've owned a football team for like 100 years it's their only income source.
>>151004693>"I dindu nuffin" -Steve Wilks
>>151004677>6 guys had to pry it out of his armsAll the more reason to keep giving him the ball
>>151004702Jeff Lurie is so cash strapped he was literally selling snow earlier this year
>>151004693I hate that twitter guy
holy shit, I hate this entitled asshole. you're there to work, not dick around
Let's say that hypothetically there was a QB that went 17-0, scored over 40 TDs, and only committed 5 turnovers. How good would this QB be in your eyes?
this nigga fucking sucks
>>151004809its his last season let him have some fun
>>151004891#BearDown
>>151004900Meant to reply to >>151004891
>>151005039kek i hopedude is magnetically attracted to his oline's asses every play. worst vision in the league.
>>151004809calm down homo
>>151004896what was wrong with Webster? He was so small
>>151005125he must be one of erin's old "roommates" kek
so who do the rams get to play QB when stafford retires after this year
>>151005207mac jones
>>151005207me
>>151005207Wentz
>>151005207Trey Lance
>>151004809The tap is a wiener kek
Nopers
who are some NFL teams
>>151005668Columbus Yellowjackets
>>151005668the Tonawanda Kardex Lumbermen
>>151005668The Sarasota Steves
>>151005668biggest upset in nfl history
>>151005977MY Decatur Staleys
biggest upset in nfl history
>>151005668St. Louis Cardinals
>>151005668Portsmouth Spartans
>>151005668Akron Indians
>>151004617NEW>>151004617NEW>>151004617
>>151004497>it's their system and culture that makes them great
