Carlie Irsay's arms
early LWWions
• 2nd most playoff wins of all time• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time
>>151004531please read my thread
>>151004617Are you really scared of watching the Bills game? I already knew this was gonna be a rough season, so I feel absolutely nothing.
>>151004617>>151004678I haven't read the news, has something bad happened to the Bills?
>>151004632Cte builds character, puts hair on your chest oorah
Why didn't the Lions cut Goff after that embarrassing performance against the Commanders last season?
>>151004678did you see that Seattle game? tf you think a Josh Allen lead team is gonna do to us?
>>151004706Probably gonna rape, although I doubt it's gonna be as bad as Seattle. I'm thinking a 34-13 type of game but I wouldn't be surprised if it was worse.
>>151004632Not my brain. I don't care. Most of my enjoyment from football is watching these fellas cripple themselves and each other. That's pretty much the point.
I am starting to feel good about about da bears
>>151004706Jills super glue the playbook shut when they control the game I doubt it's that bad but you're not winning
Weekly reminder the Eagles ``win`` over the Chiefs have an asterisk, they haven't had their WR1 and WR2 for the last two matchups. Imagine if the Eagles didn't have their 2 best weapons and the Chiefs were fully loaded and healthy.
spot the black playerJack Carney - OL/DL, LSU, plays both sides of the field, also has 2 wrestling championships and a lizard named BartEarl Callahan - QB, Wyoming, a former baseball player turned footballer, possesses a cannon arm but good luck catching his rocketballTerrence Baker - RB, Eastern Michigan, Grandson of a coaching legend, son of a hunting legend, known for his trucking ability and odd running style which he tucks the ball in his belly and slightly lunges over itJaniel Johnson-Bloomington, TE, USC, an enormous 6'7" tight end with 4.5 40 speed, majored in literature and an avid poet, known to play a violinCameron "CJ" Jackson, WR, Texas, comes from a family with 6 other pro football players, once held a 84% catch rating in college
Just freshly shaved my bussy in time for the games this weekend. No better feeling
Something about her is extremely off putting but I can't figure out what it isMaybe it's the eyebrows
>>151005273and eyes, face shape
>>151005197>Janiel Johnson-Bloomington, TE, USC, an enormous 6'7" tight end with 4.5 40 speed, majored in literature and an avid poet, known to play a violinHe black af
grok sucks desu
tits
Reminder that he does, in fact, run this shit nigga
the FLEET would bootyblast your shit teams
>>151005290are her real pics not slutty enough?
>>151005290Now make her face and hair pretty too
>>151005299>already washed
>>151005273>>151004625How old and desperate are yall to be thirsting over a 45 YO basic bitch in above average makeup & hair die?
>>151005318no
>>151005302Fleet wouldn’t even make the UFL playoffs.
Imagine having a mascot that is just stinky cheese instead of something epic like a predatory cat or bird.
>>151005355>Thirsting I said she was off putting you illiterate boob
>>151005347How is he washed
>>151004617why did you make a new thread when the old one isn't nearly at bump limit yet
>>151005364culver's is good thoever
>>151005392Sorry :-( I've seen her pictures so much that I jumped to conclusions when I scrolled by your post.
>>151005655Based apologizing anon
>>151005364rent free
>>151005302This is the thread
Add another to the "Jalen Hurts is an elite QB that carries his team" club
>>151004625>the front door slams>Carlie walks inside, I hear her heavy footsteps hitting the ground>her heels click click click as she walks from the door to the kitchen>I walk down to the kitchen>"Down" she says, motioning toward the ground, as she leans on the island of the kitchen, looking at her phone>I get on my knees>she finishes typing her reply to whatever email she was checking>"come here" she says, as she leans on the island, and pulls her dress up, revealing her thighs and a tight g string>I move behind her and wait on my knees>"Practice was long and I have that thing tonight, go ahead" she says, pulling her g string to the side>I start to kiss her ass cheeks slowly>"no, straight to my pussy. We're in a hurry">I obey>her moans are muffled but they increase in volume>"Good boy, now my ass">I switch to her ass, still keeping my pace>"Yes, yes...keep going...">she starts to play with her clit until she climaxes>"Mmmm, yes, good boy..." she says as she motions for me to to sit back>she makes a show of snapping the string back between her cheeks>she drops her dress>"I need to hop in the shower before that executive dinner tonight. I'll leave some money on the counter for you to order, don't wait up for me">she turns around and looks at me>"Oh, I almost forgot. You were very good but I won't have time to unlock you tonight. Maybe tomorrow after practice. It's a short week so I might have to catch a flight right from practice, if I won't be home I'll leave the key on the nightstand in the morning">I remain on my knees as she walks out of the room, her heels clicking against the floor
>>151005655>>151005691I've seen a lot of apologizing around here lately and you know what? It really is basedNo more brother wars
The Heavens demand at least one cat team be a contender at all times.
>Already vague "behind the scenes" doomreporting on the Texans not even three weeks in
>>151005966>0-3they're DONE
Ray Rice did nothing wrong
>>151005966>>151006005Of the cowsois and toxins which team has had a more pathetic start to the season?Unrelated to this, when will Jerry finally die so we can get the ball moving on a San Antonio NFL franchise?
>>151005860He can’t throw though
>>151006043Houston obviously. Cowboys were expected to the bad even if they still had Micah.
>>151006104This is why he loses so much. Defenses make him throw. Imagine if he could throw he'd be 17-0 in his last 17...
tuaxirs...
>>151006214nice apartment though
>>151004625Auntie Jane...
OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGS: WEEK 3pre-TNF43 votes1. (9.448) Buffalo Bills [+1, +0.323]2. (8.709) Philadelphia Eagles [-1, -0.447]3. (8.563) Detroit Lions [+5, +1.688]4. (8.515) Los Angeles Chargers [+1, +0.890]5. (7.714) Indianapolis Colts [+4, +1.120]6. (7.562) Tampa Bay Buccaneers [0, +0.468]7. (7.405) Green Bay Packers [-3, -1.001]8. (7.022) Los Angeles Rams [-1, -0.009]9. (6.990) Baltimore Ravens [-6, -1.603]10. (6.106) Kansas City Chiefs [0, +0.042]11. (5.978) San Francisco 49ers [0, +0.165]12. (5.901) Minnesota Vikings [+9, +1.776]13. (5.884) Washington Commanders [0, +0.259]14. (5.831) Seattle Seahawks [-2, +0.057]15. (5.160) Pittsburgh Steelers [+1, +0.222]16. (5.140) Denver Broncos [-2, -0.235]17. (4.706) Arizona Cardinals [-2, -0.356]18. (4.068) Jacksonville Jaguars [+6, +0.599]19. (3.812) Cleveland Browns [+8, +1.531]20. (3.794) Chicago Bears [+9, +1.700]21. (3.604) Houston Texans [-2, -1.021]22. (3.353) Las Vegas Raiders [0, -0.272]23. (3.114) New England Patriots [0, -0.480]24. (3.092) Dallas Cowboys [-7, -1.779]25. (2.974) Cincinnati Bengals [-5, -1.588]26. (2.960) Carolina Panthers [+5, +1.412]27. (2.604) New York Jets [-1, +0.260]28. (2.342) Atlanta Falcons [-10, -2.496]29. (1.881) New York Giants [-4, -0.957]30. (1.858) Miami Dolphins [+2, +0.503]31. (1.023) New Orleans Saints [-3, -1.133]32. (1.004) Tennessee Titans [-2, -1.028]Big Risers+1.776 Vikings+1.700 Bears+1.688 Lions+1.531 Browns+1.412 Panthers+1.120 ColtsBig Fallers-1.001 Packers-1.021 Texans-1.028 Titans-1.133 Saints-1.588 Bengals-1.603 Ravens-1.779 Cowboys-2.496 Falcons
>>151005966if you're referring to the story diana russini hinted at it's probably just confirming what everybody already suspected, that CJGJ was a huge locker room cancer and they released him for it
>>151005405oops, I thought he was Saquan Barkley. All light skinned blacks look the same.
Nick Sirianni is 0-3 vs Tampa Bay when AJ Brown misses the game. He's 1-0 with AJ
>>151005405He's clearly not. Look at all the dirt on his face.
>>151005355>not wanting a billiionaire mommy dommyI want to know I support the LGBT+ movement and I am an ally.
Did the kiwi bitch flee /nfl/
Can you imagine if the Saints actually pulled off the upset? I'm by no means a fan of the team but I almost kind of want them to do it.
People will be focused on the two shit teams going at it, Ravens Chiefs, and not realize the actual game of the week is Eagles Bucs
>>151004625She's got a big arm. I wonder how far she can toss the egg.
>>151004977FEELS GOOD MANE
I hope Jerry Jones lives for another 50 years
>>151006111He’s a tall rb playing qb. I don’t care how successful he’s been, he can’t throw and he’s not a real qb. Doesn’t matter how often he “won the fucking game” even when that game was the sb. He’s still not a real qb and this experiment needs to fucking end, its ruining the game
>>151006303Fuck off niggerfaggot you do us Pats fans almost as dirty as bahamaschizo does dolphins fans.
>>151006361Yes Snood, we know you're a Buccs fan.Verification absolutely not required.
>>151006227212m it better be a nice apartment.
>>151006382what? the Eagles saved football.
>>151006043CJ is playing so bad he might lose millions by not getting a contract extension
>>151004977>>151006367We gonna expose yalls uppity asses Sunday morning tho.>>151006410Bullshit, teams always extend their QB of the future. Even Danny Jones got one.
>>151006392Eagles unironically cost the NFL hundreds of millions since fans tuned out once the Superbowl became a blowout. If the Chiefs 3peated they would have reached a level of super stardom that has never been seen in American sports. Bandwagon fans would flock to see the hype which would grow the sport. More importantly, they would have retained all the Swifties, which is the young female demographic that they've struggled to grow, but now those girls are likely to go back to doomscrolling instagram now that the Chiefs are just another team. Taylor Swift is not even attending the games any more.
>>151006253Neat
>>151006472Yes, like I said, the Eagles saved football.
>>151006378Nah, I'm good bro.
>>151006374Explain why he can't throw. If it's mechanical, explain the mechanics. If it's mental, explain the mentals. Don't be a faggot
>>151006505he can't because... HE JUST CAN'T OKAY
>>151004631• fewer playoff wins than Tom Brady• fewer Superbowl MVPs than Tom Brady• fewer TDs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady• More INTs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady• Lowest win rate of all time against Tom Brady in the playoffs (technically tied for last since you can't go lower than ZERO, lol)• Has fewer consecutive AFCCG appearances than Tom Brady• Only QB to lose to Tom Brady in both the AFCCG and the Super Bowl
>>151006472>t. butthurt Swiftie
>>151006378>bahamaschizoQuick run down on this guy?
last one
>>151006505He's got the classic spear chuck but that's bout it
>>151006472"fans"
>>151006104
>>151006571Mahomes hasn't had his WR1 and WR2 combo in the last 2 years. That comparison makes Jalen look really bad.
>>151006253>-2.496 Falcons>fell off so hard my 'ders get to rest JD5 for another week
>>151006587If he hasn't had them for that long then they aren't his wide receiver one and two
>>151006542so you hate him because you think he's a darkie, is that it?
>>151006505He can't process the game like the true elites can. He has AJ Brown who has one of the best catch radius in the game. Oh and his other top receiver is a Heisman trophy winner. Oh he has the best RB in the league. Oh and he has the best o line in the league. Oh and a rush push baby. I'm not going to go as low as the other guy because I was very impressed with Jalen's superbowl performance but he's not a top 5 QB and he's definitely not anywhere close to a top 10 QB when he's missing one his tackles or his weapons
>>151006620He's actually one of the best pre snap processors in the NFL thoughbeit
Could someone list off AJ Brown's accolades from before the 2022 season?
>>151006615No, I don't *think* that.
>>151006660Uh...best receiver on the... Texans?
>>151006620The eagles are possibly the most stacked with talent but Hurts is elite regardless. I'm not even an eagles fan.
>Caleb Williams put up more points against the Cowboys than Hurts
>>151006587And whose fault is it that they missed all that time?>be Patrick Mahomes>dive into your own receivers' knee while trying to overcompensate for the int you just threw>be Travis Kelce>dislocate your own receiver's shoulder because you ran the wrong route>be Rashee Rice >flip your lambo street racing in broad daylight only a few months after another NFL WR killed someone and you were all warned not to do that shitThe Chiefs' problems are all self-inflicted. Maybe if they ran plays properly, practiced harder instead of planning their celebrity weddings and weren't criminal pieces of shit this wouldn't have happened
>>151006660>>151006722No no, it was the Titans... I think
>>151006735that delay clearly fucked with both offenses and helped both defenses. the score didn't change after lol
>>151006692a knower would know that aryan soul is whiter than most of the wiggers in the NFL
As long as he's my quarterback I believe
>>151006743Hollywood, Pachecho, and Clyde not playing had nothing to do with Kelce/Mahomes. The team has had bad luck.
>>151006549But Trump always lies, so you agree?
>>151006735so did russlel wilson, hurts must be fucking awful
>>151005302BASED and LITTY post friend
>>151006603>micro penis jr
>>151006505>>151006607>>151006788He's clearly quite good but I don't think he's an S-tier NFL passer. Maybe in a few years he will get better, both Jackson and Allen could barely throw at an NFL level when they came into. Right now, I see more as a really athletic Case Keenum.
>>151006747>AryanHe's a nigga on the DL
>>151006914Ok keep me posted
>The m*tt god’s play is dependent on who is around himWho would have guessed. Are the weight of his logs dependent on his diet too?
>>151006925even Travis Kelce is more of a nigger than him
>>151007083>murse
Was 2010 the worst qb class in recent memory or am I forgetting how shitty another years draft class was? In 2010 who even was the best qb in that draft class? Sam Bradford? The only competition is tim Tebow or colt McCoy a career backup.
is there any possible way to fix tua?or should he just retire after getting all his money
>>151004706The Bills are going to get a 28 point lead in the first quarter and sit on it all game. They don't have anything to prove, unlike the Seahawks.
Why does it feel like all the games this week are going to end in upsets (except for possibly Bills/Saints)?
>>151007125if not for purdy id say the 2022 class
>>151007125Yeah it was shit. Bradford would have been the best which is pathetic.Andrew Luck was the best qb in the 2012 class not Russell wilson by the way.
Eagles would be a dynasty with a real quarterback.
That real quarterback? You guessed it, Cooper Rush
>>1510071252013. Ej manual and geno Smith are the only 2 notable qbs from thay draft and theyre both absolute garbage. Geno Smith at least had a slight resurgence in Seattle though
>>151007083Yeah but I didn't hard r it for hurts.
>>151007185Josh Allen on the eagles would be an easy threepeat.
>>151006361Ravens / Chiefs has juice because it's a borderline must-win for both teams, no one's really sure who's going to win, and the outcome will be significant either way. Whereas everyone kind of assumes the Eagles will beat a banged-up Bucs team and either way the outcome is not terribly momentous. Worst case scenario for either team is being 3-1.
>>151006796Nigger if Hollywood Brown not playing is your excuse for losing a game you're just not a good team
>>151005905based alert
>>151007083I swear I gave CJ this exact outfit in San Andreas
>>151005905male alert
joshie bros, our response?
>>151006472You saying we need more lifelong fans of 3 months or something?
>posting dov kleiman tweets neck urself
stoolers fly like this...
>>151007425...while kangz fly like this
>>151007406I'm pretty sure the anon that posts those tweets, writes those tweets
Still haven't masturbated since Saturday
>>151007361ya, josh needs to stay humble until he wins a ring
>>151007361Kek
>>151007361come at the king, best not miss
chiefs win
>>151007361Josh has had plenty of time to golf so of course he's seen a golf ball
>>151007516As a Bills fan, I hope this game ends in a tie.
>>151007125Notable qbs from different years. Take your pick. Any of these could be considered the worst draft class.2010>sam Bradford >tim Tebow >colts McCoy2013 >ej Manuel >geno Smith 2014>Blake bottles >johny manziel >Derek carr>jimmy garapollo 2015>Jamies Winston>Marcus mariota 2019 >kyler Murray >Daniel jones 2021 >Trevor Lawrence >Zach wilson>Justin Fields >trey Lance>mac jones
>>151007516...nothing of importance
real talk: jerry drops dead sunday morning and the cowboys play that night. do you think they'd cancel the game?
>>151007571Xavier worthy is going to stretch the field with his speed plus he's a useful gadget player so we can use him to run the ball too
>>151007584Definitely not. The NFL NEVER cancels games. Honestly how many games can you guys think of that were actually canceled? Like 5?
>>151007571t. future 1-3 team
>>151007554it's almost like we need a minor league
>>151007632all those other leagues like the UFL pretty much are the minor leagues
>>151007616What if it's the first quarter and Jerry got hit by an RB and died at midfield?
>>151007598What about his WR1 and his HOF LT and RT? Will the mutt be able to suit up?
>>151006374You don't watch football and you sound like a whiny bitch
dumb fuck refs should get their ACLs torn
>>151005273Put me in coach,I'm ready to play, Today,Look at me,I could be,Cunnilingus
>>151007125I'd like to nominate 2011.
>>151007755>dawandIs that a harry potter reference? As in, yo hermione hand me dawand
>>151007726You watch football and you sound like a whiny bitch :-)
>>151005364I'm a Freddy's guy. It was really good I tried it for the first time recently. Cheese fries
>stefanski says shedeur isn't ready to play yet OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>151007666An actual minor league is integrated with the professional talent pipeline. The UFL does not offer that. College offers that to some extent but it has little incentive to prepare players for the NFL
>>151006620You have never played a down of football in your life. Explain how you can evaluate his processing (how he is reading the defense) without using the names of his recievers to distract from the fact that you have no concept of what good pre snap and progression processing should look like.
As a Giants fan what's the point of this argument?
>>151007815The problem is that college football will never allow that to happen. And now that college players are allowed to make money, the NFL developmental league couldn't afford the best players.
>In Cincinnati, this is how bad it was. They saved the gear that you got from the league that they ordered. They wouldn’t pass out a lot of the gear there. And they would have a garage sale at the end of the year so they could make some money back. Yes, they had a sale with all of the leftover gear that the players were supposed to get, and they would sell it out in front of the stadium at the end of the year.how can they be so cheap?
stupid sexy kay adams. You can tell when she’s interviewing someone behind her stupid little lap top she’s make all these different scrunchy faces and pouting her lips, fluttering her eyes while she watches herself on another monitor not even focused on the interview but watching herself to make sure she looks hot. Oh this bitch drives me nuts
>>151004617buffalo 3 and 0 number one seed one week off in the futurewe should hire some russian girls to make them party too hardt mayor steve skalkowalski
>>151004631this little brown boy shit his pants this season>Oh no mommy I shit my pants!!!!!!!!!!!>ptttthhhhhhbbbbbttttthhh>POOPY POOPY!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>151007887The NCAA is profitable because the NFL allows it. Reduce the 3-year rule to 2 and all of a sudden juniors, seniors, redshirt freshmen, redshirt sophomores, bolt for the NFL. There's way too much money to be made in the NFL, for longer periods of time, especially if draft position becomes less important
>>151007897Their team founder and patriarch was just a football coach and they're expected to keep up with billionaires.
>>151007910>you will never cum in kay's mouth just die in my sleep already
>>151007887College football fucking sucks. It was bad 10 years ago but it's completely unwatchable now.
who was in the wrong here?
>>151007983Dart wants to be hardcore but daboll won't let him.
>>151007983Daboll will ruin this kid
>>151007983I'm gonna laugh when their redzone offense looks like trash.
>>151007983Daboll's getting fired and it's because of things like this.
i believe in jackson dart
>>151007983>on the hot seat>your QB wants to discuss how to improve their red zone offense >brush him offthis retard needs to get dumped IMMEDIATELY
>ACKson Fart
>>151008054Bills fans were pissed when he left, but the guy sucks. Rode Allen to an hc job. Couldn't develop a run game, just had josh slang it and run. Look at Josh now, and look at the giants.
True or False: Brock Purdy will look significantly worse this week than Mac Jones did
>>151008138False. They're basically the same player Purdy is just a couple years ahead of Mac developmentally.
dem boyz are going to be okay
>>151008205>Everloss
>>151008054Want daboll to come and tie his shoes and wipe his ass for him too? Fart is gonna have to learn to study and solve problems on his own
What happens if Jaxson Dart throws 8 Touchdowns in his first game then hits a fortnite dance in the endzone?
>>151008401>If
>>151007390my friend thanks you for this.
>>151008401It's going to be funny for 3-4 weeks if the Giants start winning but the NYC fans are going to be insufferable if the Giants actually start looking legit.
>>151008430>>If>It occurred to me one day that Sparta, though among the most thinly populated of states, was evidently the most powerful and most celebrated city in Greece; and I fell to wondering how this could have happened. But when I considered the institutions of the Spartans, I wondered no longer.
>>151007964It was great 10 years ago, then playoff and conference expansion came. Now the regular season and conference championships are meaningless
>>151008485fuck off AIjeet
>>151008501Playoff expansion is good, conference expansion is a cancer.
>>151008401he's gonna throw eight picks in the first three weeks. Fuck the (((media))) badgering Daboll to bench Wilson, but also fuck Daboll for not wanting to use Winston.
Kangz vs Steelies who we got?
>>151008646>StoolersLmao
>>151008646THE Pittsburgh Steelers
Ravens are truly the most formidable team. For the to be overdogs after a horrendous loss against Buffalo and Detroit, Lameme being 1-3 against KC, and the franchise not having won a game in Arrowhead since 2012 is astonishing.
>>151008450Shut up Xenophon
>>151008736hey at least if we keep losing I can still take joy in watching the Stoolers lose too
>>151008596Playoff expansion relegated the Big Game to just another regular season game. Ohio State no longer competes against Michigan for a playoff spot, or for the conference title.
>>151007964Based, fuck amateur football
>>151007910>>151007958u guys ever see what she looked like before all the plastic surgery? actually nuts.
>>151008501The worst part is that it perpetuates the black qb meme, which then plagues the nfl.
>>151008787If that game matters, they'll meet in the playoffs.
>/nfl/ sissies mad that their league doesn't have half as much soul as college ball
>>151009105>apehoop on turfkek
>YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!
>>151009231he ugly
>>151009105That doesn't seem storm the field worthy. Why is every college game like this now?
>>151009253most jews are. hopefully you don't own a mirror.
>>151009289Their game sucks so they have to pretend every meme play is their Super Bowl.
>>151004706As a Bills fan, I don't see it being some 56-3 ass rape. Probably gonna be like 31-14, 34-17 something like that. Probably just gonna rely on Cook running the ball, while Allen manages the game with like 230 yards passing and a touchdown or 2.
>>151005197>Cameron "CJ" JacksonYou will notice he has no notable non-foot accomplishments
>>151009422what about ball accomplishments
>>151009105>nucfb>soul
>>151009018It used to be a de facto playoff game before expansion killed that
>>151009289Because college football is to dumbfuck students what baseball used to be to boomers back in the day; an excuse to have an all day long bacchanalia with too much food and alcohol and the vaguest of reasons to cheer. When anything noteworthy happens they all lose their shit because they've been primed for it all day long. The nfl in comparison is way too expensive to go see in person let alone eat and drink and be merry all day for the common man, and everyone that can afford tickets is so mentally raped by life and old on top of it that unless some never before seen shit happens they don't do much more than yell or do the wave. Personally I'm waiting for the day mutthomes gets theismanned, because I will run down the street naked and shitting myself with joy when it happens. If I got to see it live in person close enough to hear the bones snap I'd probably cum to death.
>>151009231That starting spot was promised to him 5000 years ago.
>>151009105some mightly fine products there theya
>>151009564Don't wish injury on people
>>151009686he just did
Long time fan of the 49ers since mac jones was on the patriots :)
fuck your team
Long time fan of the Patriots since mac jones was on the 49ers :)
>>151009787Fuck u football janny
>>151009835
>>151005273imagine if she had a penis
>>151009787Based honestly.
>>151009967they all do.
>>151010063hot
>>151009787How close was he to saying a no-no word
>>151009105Absolute kek at 0:17Also, crazy that any school still allows this shit
>>151009827>MicBorger
>>151004625Hot
Ummm Commie bros...
>>151009231(((chosen)))
>>151009686I don't care anymore. I watch football for the injuries like watching nascar for the crashes. Kermit getting his shit snapped needs to happen for the health of the sport.
>>151010450>Snyder gone>everyone says Harris is the second worst option
>>151010450Really hope someone just leaks the full real list with proof before doing a flip just to get to watch everything collapse and everyone shit their pants over it. Surely there's at least one person that knows and can prove it that's been wanting to die for a while. It's long overdue.
>>151009787He had massive Njigba fatigue
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjzmuNgnefI
why is Jayden Daniels so frail and weakis he stupid?
>>151010813his AIDS makes him frail and sickly
>>151010813The curse of being a black QB drafted 2nd overall by Washington
>>151010761I predict the score to be 31-27 Eagles. Could easily see it going the other way too though, should be a good game.
>>151010813Skinny
i knew id “made it” as a soundcloud rapper when i woke up one night to the sound of gunfire shattering my bay window. the second time it happened was also very flattering but annoying because my vintage lawn gnome was a casualty the third time? pretty fucking annoying because installing that glass isnt cheap and they perforated my dog, which i was saving for thanksgivingluckily for me niggers cant shoot for shit and they all seem to think i sleep on the first floor of my house, so i havent even come close to being hit.calling them niggers only aggravates them but im not going to stop using that word either in my songs or instagram. im in too deep but hopefully one day i end up like coolio: so irrelevant nobody remembers im even aliveanyway go sheep
This is what you're all here for. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2oN6NNx5dg&pp=0gcJCesJAYcqIYzv
>>151011494>MongoliaHOLY BASED
Giants need to fire Daboll and hire an experienced hand like Jon Gruden.
i'm in america and every time i hear the non wagie white women speak i'm like lord somebody had me a gun
>>151011494>Browns the most searched in Norway and Finland
>>151011494fake as fuck
>>151011543get some therapy before you murder innocent women, psycho
He only played in high school. That's all it takes to give you CTE and fuck you up forever. Maybe this is why black people are so insane. They all have CTE. https://x.com/nypost/status/1971631336604496189
>>151011494brought to you by the makers of Pornhub's most searched: total bullshit 2 electric boogaloo
>>151011569to use on myself broski chillbut now it all makes sense
>>151011494The Carolina Panthers. Famously well known and beloved in Iraq. Who the fuck believes this garbage?
Dak Prescott (QB, Dallas Cowboys) - $60 million AAV (Average Annual Value) from a four-year, $240 million contract signed in 2024.Josh Allen (QB, Buffalo Bills) - $55 million AAV from a six-year, $330 million contract signed in 2025.Joe Burrow (QB, Cincinnati Bengals) - $55 million AAV from a five-year, $275 million contract signed in 2023.Jordan Love (QB, Green Bay Packers) - $55 million AAV from a four-year, $220 million contract signed in 2024.Trevor Lawrence (QB, Jacksonville Jaguars) - $55 million AAV from a five-year, $275 million contract signed in 2024.Tua Tagovailoa (QB, Miami Dolphins) - $53.1 million AAV from a four-year, $212.4 million contract signed in 2024.Brock Purdy (QB, San Francisco 49ers) - $53 million AAV from a five-year, $265 million contract signed in 2025.Justin Herbert (QB, Los Angeles Chargers) - $52.5 million AAV from a five-year, $262.5 million contract signed in 2023.Lamar Jackson (QB, Baltimore Ravens) - $52 million AAV from a five-year, $260 million contract signed in 2023.Jalen Hurts (QB, Philadelphia Eagles) - $51 million AAV from a five-year, $255 million contract signed in 2023.Notable Non-Quarterbacks:Micah Parsons (LB, Green Bay Packers) - $46.5 million AAV, making him the highest-paid non-quarterback after signing a four-year, $186 million extension.Ja'Marr Chase (WR, Cincinnati Bengals) - $40.25 million AAV from a four-year, $161 million extension, making him the highest-paid wide receiver.
>>151011727the value contract with have with Bakey is unreal
>>151011558no shitdo you really think the alcoholic, suicidal pedophile eskimos of Greenland care about the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? They barely have internet at all, in fact, most of them outside of Nuuk do not.
>>151011770ayo dis ytboi cra
>>151011841brat
>>151004625What is this snowbunny doing on the sidelines? Calling plays or scouting bulls?
>>151011977those aren't mutually exclusive
>>151011727
good morning frens! what a good and delightful saturday we have ahead of ourselves
>>151012181
>>151012188also my vikies :)
>>151012210I will watch your team on Sunday morning fren
>>151012268thank you fren! i get all giddy before dootball sundays which are peak cozy times
I don't like half of the NFL's quarterbacks
>>151012441Say that on your real account, coward
I don't like the NFL
>>151011468kill yourself ai slop posting faggot
>>151012609he actually has friends in the gen on b so he won't sadly
>>151011494BASED MADAGASCAR
>>151012605was this an important game? because i think it kinda loses it's effectiveness if it's something that "has" to be done after every game instead of being a spontaneous eruption...
>>151006743Chiefs fans btfo
>>151012609this
>>151012609I like the guy that posts the girls in the thongs :D
>>151011770
CJ Stroud is the George Floyd of the NFLNo I won't elaborate
Penei Sewell is literally the best player in the NFL. If people rated all positions fairly he would be considered the best player. He makes Jared Goff look elite. He makes any Lions running back in the last four years look like prime Barry Sanders (where is Jamaal Williams now btw?)
Gm
>>151013061how is he better than lane johnson?
>>151012605damn those dudes are fell in the endzone are dead nowi salute their sacrifice
>>151005432I only eat there during walleye season
>>151012605Why are they all so pudgy?
>>151006743not to mention le nuggie man Andy Reid's terrible track record when it comes to his players and family injuring and killing innocent people they are genuinely the most evil team on earth
>>151013332Most of the fast food places have started offering budget options that unironically are cheaper than buying groceries these days.
>>1510065052023 is all you need to knowwatch the tape
>>151013099He doesn't false start every snap
>>151013402Fuck.
>>151006743basedchiefs are a scummy org
>>151013428you're thinking of the chiefs RT
>>151007983Dart for being a tryhardcoach knows he doesn't actually care and is trying to score brownie points
>>151007361
>>151007983Wow, Daboll is a fucking clown lol. Who tells their rookie QB that shit? He clearly knows he's done regardless of what happens.
>>151008614the whole point is you play the rookie for a half and show he's trash and then replace russ with the only good QB they haveif they switched to famous jameis right away the fans would still be begging for Shart
ranking wholesome people who can really throw the ball>herbert>goff>mahomes>me>allen>lamarr>burrow
surely Brian Flores gets a HC job if he keeps up the good work this season right?or did tua turn him into the next Vic Fangio
>>151013892supposedly he's just a complete assholewho knows, he's definitely a great football mind. but he may not be cut out for a HC.
>>1510075542021 had some generational busts
>>151013757Put me in the top 10
KWAB
1-16
>>151014422t-law just needs more help
>>151015169you can get arch manning
>>151015268No one wants arch manning. Not even the Phins.
>>151015268no thanks
>>151015268Based Archie
>>151005197You made up these players you fucking dork
>>151015268we don't want that fucking dork
>>151015953>>151015966>>151016192not like the mannings would let your shit team draft him anyway
Mannings have micro dicks
>>151016306hi tom
>>151016268They would beg to let that retard die in miami shut your bitch ass up faggot
>>151016353Eli, you're not supposed to rape the fish and THEN take a picture bro
>>151016446tell your wife and kids i said hi, tom
>>151016555Tom wouldn't rape the fish it isn't male.
Is Nick Bosa HOF worthy if he retired today?
>>151016750no
>>151016750No way. That sissy yt bitch is made of glass.
>>151016750He'd have to wait a long time but it's possible as a senior member. He missed too much time with injuries despite putting up some impressive seasons
am i the only one who thinks brittany is hot?
>>151017020dogs posting on the internet now, you love to see it
>>151017020race mixing whore
>>151017121>race mixing>has blonde hair blue eye kidshmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>151017164The children are quadroons. It was really weird when Al Michaels mentioned that on the broadcast
>>151017121I'm still not sure if dogfucking or brownfucking is worse.>>151017164>yeah what are you talking about anon I'm a proud white man!
>>151017020She looks great but I think she has breast implants which brings her down a bit
>>151017252Yeah... the implants.. that is what the issue is.
>>151017285oh no
which starting qb has the smallest hands?
>>151017229>>151017236literally aryan
>>151017321The White Race will never die.
>>151017321>literally aryan
>>151009787>>151010646>>151015169>>151016750 no, Aldon Smith had like 44 sacks in three years before going full nutty
>>151017388yes
Have a good feeling about tomorrow
>>151017511I legitimately feel bad for that little subhuman nightmare creature. Not that retard's fault her dogfucker mother couldn't stick to canines. Go football.
>some dolphins fans actually think mcdaniel gets fired if the phins lose this weekKEK come on guys learn how this works these motherfuckers aren't going ANYWHERE. Grier isn't getting fired, McDaniel isn't getting fired.Unless somehow the cursed phins actually lose out for once instead of being permanently .500 no one is going anywhere. Even then Grier will somehow stay.>Well we fired Chris Grier as GM but now he's the head coach. Everyone's happy!
>>151017667nice to see you again bahama
>>151017690He loves grier, grier not only drafted Tua but tripled down on him. Kill yourself, tourist.
>>151017711>pissy fins fanI miss when you fans were stroking your cocks to the Wildcat gimmick, was more fun
>>151017759>pissyYeah reality annoys you I get that. You brownoids can't really understand time and space.
I love that my youtube TV login screen had been just patrick mahomes since like, feb 2023 when I got it, and the moment the Chiefs lost the Super Bowl it has been literally any sport except football
Ravens fans been pretty silent...almost like theyr scared..
>>151017786just give up on that team lil bro, it's over
>>151017830No, also it was a logitech controller.
>>151017812male
>>151017812super bowl run starts NOW
>>151017959https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv181k-uiL8
>>151006111He hasn't lost a game since like November of 24
>>151017020Solid 0/10
>>151017020>No ass>bird face>fake titsStill would but she isn't "take a picture of me" hot
my asshole itches bigly
>>151018329bolt up by the way!
>>151018329stop eating raw meat/raw ass
>>151018329use a washcloth and wash your ass brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59GVr-Arjcs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amZgGGhK8cE
>>151018329Dirty booty ass nigga.
>>151018329Stop eating mexican food
>>151004625wsr'ing Carlie Irsay as Satan and Daniel Jones as Christ in the desert
>>151018562God I can't wait for Tampa to trot him out on 4th and 1 near midfield.
Texans are surely winning tomorrow r right...
>>151009105Literally soulless
Donovan McNabb
Good morning /NFL/
>>151013757Daniels is a child of God who can sling the ball like no other
>>151019187your commies are losing this sunday right?
>>151018329This is a football board anon
>>151019227>Micro Penis Jr.
>>151019246>no daniels>no scary terryif the falcons lose this at home they gotta relocate that shitty team
Does Dublin even know how to play football? (real football)
>>151019273>no danielsMariota doesn't get enough respect. He's a good QB. Also, from what I've read Daniels is mostly okay, it's just that the team thinks they can win with Mariota so there's no need to risk Daniels. >no scary terryThat's true, but the Falcons are bad.
>Marcus Mariota is outplaying Jayden Daniels againIs Jayden a system qb? Is he a bus rider?
>>151009105>your a student>go to your school's football game>your team wins>you rush the field>you're standing on the fieldnow what?
>rams using fake crowd noisemaximum kek
>>151019573That's been known for awhile because L.A. is an extremely plastic city
>>151019525Mariota played the Raiders
>>151019642Jayden needed a miracle to beat the Bears
>>151019573Pretty sure every public sports venue in the country and possibly the world does this
>>151019525RG4 already peaked. He has no future
>>151019663The Bears are better than the Raiders
Just heard the rumor about the water bottle pony tail girls. Bros what the fuck
>>151019554you sing the fight song a couple of times and then leave. the actual "rushing of the field" is the only fun partunless it's a really big win and people start carrying the goal posts out
>>151019747When i was a wee lad watching my brother's college game, some guys were pulling down the posts and it snapped, killing one of them
>>151019274>Ravens represented by a crack whore.Appropriate.
>>151004625if u dont understand that this bitch is winning the owl this year you have zero knowledge of the ball
>>151019840the clots are never winning anything ever again their dead coke head owner saw to that
>>151019963they werent when he was dead. now he gets a nice humiliation ritual superbowl win from his girlboss daughter. same thing will happen the year jerry croaks
>>151020023You know, I think Jerry if he could have chosen he would have made Stephen a hot daughter. That’s a billionaire’s vibe.
>>151020059>>151020059>if he could have chosen he would have made Stephen a hot daughterWell with Jerry's money and modern medicine what's stopping him
>>151020023>jerry >croaking
>tfw when you secretly control the NFL but you’re such a bad GM that you get btfo’d in the playoffs every year anyway
I just cannot imagine a world where my Bucsies don't go out there and whoop that iggles ass tomorrow
>>151020406So what’s you’re plan for when you wake up on Monday in that world?
>>151020406Well I can imagine such a world
>>151017489Aldon always played next to Justin Smith who was very good. I think Aldon was better than Nick but he definitely had more help.
>>151020406full strength but theyre asking too much from baker
>>151020406We live in such world sadly
>>151020894liberals
>Jest @ LelphinsWho's winning this shitshow?
>>151021224nobody. everyone loses
>>151021224the team that scores the most points, duh
>>1510208943/5s
>>151006515>is not an incestuous fag like tom Brady my GOAT
>>151021224miami is killthey have no more hope for any of the rest of their games
Skattebo is going to have the greatest 3 year career in history, dude is speedrunning CTE
https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/roger-goodell-nfl-wants-16-international-games-with-every-team-playing-one-per-yeargrim
Jalen and Jordan bout to feast on Baker's tight little bussy
>>151018184
>>151021749The play that changed the course of history...
>>151007847Because I said so
>>151021424If Alstott played for 12 then Skattebo can hang around for a while
OMFGNEW CHIEFS KINO JUST DROPPED!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkRJovgwfck
>>151017489>Aldon SmithDamn that guy was good
>>151011292Bay windows are nice
fields friends, WE"RE FUCKING BACK
>>151022448Congrats on your upcoming loss
>>151022448holy shit miami is FUCKEDliterally bet it all on the jets
>>151022448>>151022485Samefag
Sex with attractive cheerleaders
uh, so what's he going to do once he's out of the NFL?
>>151022547Drink himself to death since there will no longer be a billion dollar corporation making sure that doesn't happen.
>>151019573>Salty ex Viking mad that he got BTFO twice last year>Plays for the Coltslmao
>paid $480 for youtube's sunday ticket>it doesn't include the vikings - steelers gameREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>151022786>he bought
>>151022965all jalen does is win
Does Cheifs TE Noah Gray not wear a cup? I think I see his penis and ball sack.
>>151023004cups should be mandatory for safety reasons and because i'm sick and tired of my gf commenting when she sees dick imprints
>>151023004penis protruding, very disrespectful
>>151022965He's right, y'know.
>Purdy>Kittle>CMC>Drob>healthy Aiyuk>Jennings>PearsallWho is stopping this offense?
How do /we/ feel about the Darnold?
>>151022786Kek great bait
>>151023753the strength and conditioning staff
>>151022786>paying anon just stream, keep the money for onaholes
Name 10 special teams coordinators
>>151023753Certainly not the defenses on the easiest schedule since 1995
>>151023933name 10 vpns you post under
>>151023753Rams
>>151023753I think we have to wait till 2026 at the earliest to have a competitive team. But we do have a easy schedule. Maybe we can go on a deep meme run in the playoffs.
>>151023983SchizoVPNKikeVPNFaggotVPNNeverVPNHadVPNSexVPNObsessedVPNWithVPNKiwiVPNKWABVPN
>>151023128>Not imprintmaxxing himselfI exclusively go to the gym in gray sweatpants just so the sloots ogle
>>151024064The team is already competitive. If the team is better next year we step back into our Super Bowl contender role. But we're winning games despite fielding half the team, what is that if not competitive?
>>151023777lamar-esque. statistically pretty good but chokes when it matters
>>151023777Everyone was glazing him after the Cardinals game, but the only thing they're a contender for is a WC spot. They're already down a home game to SF, and Rams had Darnold seeing ghosts the last time they plaed.
>>151013892Flores has already proven if he sucks and you have to fire him he'll screech about racism and sue. So unless you want to do the Mike Tomlin thing where you keep him around for 15 years regardless of results to show how not racist you are there's no reason to even consider him. Stupid bastard killed his own prospects and will be stuck as an assistant forever like Eric Bienemy. He'll probably end up taking a college HC gig at some point, recruit 100% black players and still blame whitey when he loses
>>151024320Nothing about Flores has to deal with him whining about race, it's entirely because he believes the ownership portion of a headcoach/ownership relation is entirely optional and he can just do whatever he wants whenever he wants even if the owner expicility tells him not to do it.Essentially he wants Bill Belichick level control.
Is Daniel Jones for real?
>>151024320retard>>151024360he said the racism shit so he didn't have to talk about what ross actually did (trying to pay him to lose, etc)
>>151024383Ye niggahttps://youtu.be/saFn4FSYLa4
>>151024360>he wants Bill Belichick level control.Well, Epstein's island doesn't exist anymore so Flores won't get help from Marco Rubio to get a college job.
>>151005273Her resting face looks angry & hateful.You get that way by making those expressions repeatedly over the course of years.She looks evil.
>>151024391>he said the racism shit so he didn't have to talk about what ross actually did (trying to pay him to lose, etc)Right, and from there he was going to expose some behind the doors shit about teams purposely losing etc. I mean fans already know it, but at that point he lost all 31 other owners trust. At least like 20 of them, and thats all it takes.
>>151005273Jewish Queen
>>151024527many such cases
>This is the LT people were making fun of KC for letting go to Cincinnati
>>151024527>>151024066unnecessary injection of /pol/ brain, but the jannies will let him get away with it
>>151024214Maybe I'm pessimistic but it's not like the team has been dominating. Could easily be 0-3 if Tongas doesn't snag that ball, saints receiver doesn't drop the ball at the end zone, Cardinals RB doesn't drop the check down that he could have easily ran for a TD. O line is bearly hanging on and is a Trent Williams ankle sprain away from things going really bad. But I still have a slight hope team picks up the pace and makes a good playoff run.
>>151024593>implying I'm racist I respect niggers actually. Mike McDaniel has some of the best offensive play designs in the league and he's as black as they come
>>151024585who did it worse?
>FGs resulting in scoring is at an all time high
>>151024714Offensive tuddies are sinking at a level not seen since the 70s
>>151024714love that little post-LOB cover 3 meme FGs tanked for 5 years
>>151024714seriously, narrow the uprights stat. 50 yarders area basically guaranteed and now we have kickers regularly making 60+ yarders
>>151024800why would you eat low class plumbers slop
>>151024800>Chinese restaurants>Japanese restaurants >French restaurants>Mexican restaurants>Thai restaurants>Italian restaurants >Turkish restaurants>even German restaurants>but barely any polish restaurants what gives?
>>151005364>predatory cat or bird.Buncha tryhard shit. Real teams are named after the industry and history of their townI look like this and smell like this btw.
Queen
>>151024918someone post it
>>151025011Post what exactly
>>151024890Brit on a VPN?
>>151024918i love mina but kay is clearly better looking and is likely freakier in bed
>>151025061I am brown
>>151024898When I was a kid there were more. It's funny as pierogis are wicked popular now still. I love pierogis while watching my Patties on a cool November day.
I am yellow
>>151024918STRETCHED by BBC
>>151025078kay is a childless wine aunt (and a whore)
>>151025085If anything, it reinforces me.
>>151025111which makes her even more superior
>>151024476>and from there he was going to expose some behind the doors shit about teams purposely losing etc.No actually he purposefully fucking DIDN'T do that, retard. That is the point. He wanted to keep working in the NFL so he DIDN'T fuck the phins 80 ways to sunday like they deserved, and I say this as a phins fan still mad ross cost the team a fucking FIRST ROUND DRAFT PICK with that retard shit with brady.Why do you think he got the job he did? He made it clear he isn't an asshole and won't fuck your company over.
nfl football tomorrow it's gonna be a good day
>>151025179prove it
New>>151025228>>151025228>>151025228
>>151025164well now he's suing 3 NFL teams
>>151025288And yet none of it is for Ross trying to pay him 100k a game to lose and play ball with their bullshit behind the scenes nonsense. And yet Flores DIDN'T fuck over the team and gave them the ability to fire Chris Grier who otherwise would be in a perfect position to hold the team hostage. Curious.
